Wtf? I thought Americans love baby grogu
>>220682588This is all Red Letter Media’s fault.They ruined Star Wars.
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baby yeed
>kills the golden goose>is shocked to receive no more gold
>>220682588His story ended at the end of S2 when Luke took him to be the first member of his new Jedi Order, and presumably become the new Yoda to go on to train countless new generations.That would have meant that they couldn’t keep selling plushies and shit though, so they immediately undid that. It’s fucking stupid that a species would evolve to remain in the infant stage for over half a century though. Usually, evolution would dictate that animals should grow as quickly as possible in order to not be picked off easily by predators. Plus who wants to spend 50+ years raising a baby?It also bugs me how he’s a retarded baby in one scene, not understanding what anyone is saying, but then mature enough to be able to make important life decisions like “Do I want to be a Jedi or live with a bounty hunter?” It’s almost like the writing is really shitty.
>>220683448Boy, they strangled the shit out of it, and made sure we were watching and protesting while they did it. It makes the downfall all the more satisfying for me. Fuck em all.
>>220682588Think of how many fewer tickets a lower box office after all this inflation means, too
>>220683343Read in this voice
>>220682588Kathleen Kennedy killed Star Wars, Disney killed Star Wars, dead franchise, dead IP, Press S to Spit on its corpse
>>220683448they raped it to death on stained mattress
>>220682588They killed everything that worked with the show because the suits saw the Baby Yeed merch sales and said HIT THE RESET BUTTON NOW. This made the whole arc of Mando pointless, it made Yeed and Luke pointless. They shat up two shows doing this course correction too, and introduced all the Fellatrix side characters to up their Gulp Shitto factor. Then after killing interest in their show and after a decade of silence on the Star Wars movie front they release a glorified TV movie to cinemas? Are you people fucking retarded? God knows what that Starfighter movie is but at least it looks like back to basics and it's got Literally Me as the star. Better shot at a return than this.
All that money they spent on buying it and they still haven't gotten their money back.
>>220682588>AmericansOnly a certain subsect of them. And 7 years is a long time for someone with such a low life expectancy.
>>220682588Stay mad prequel tard.
Who's everyone's favorite Wars character, is it Sabine or Bo Katan? It's one or the other, no other choices allowed.
>>220682588after later seasons of mando everyone just assumes that ahsoka or some other bossgirl will show up halway in and take over
>>220684384Box office is what matters, poindexter. Movies need to make money to be successful.
>>220684686And box office only matters to show the movie is a hit or not, which is in turn about toy sales, which are a magnitude larger of profit.Terrible movie, toy sales tank, studio has to make givebacks to the toy companies for the $5 billion they paid to toy rights for a particular movie.This is why Disney bought Star Wars, to cut out the middle man. They might make themselves eat their own poop sandwich on this one.
