How do you respond without sounding mad? Also, mummy thread
hey oconnell I can see your girlfriend's tits
>>220684654https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4yMMhVusZY
Would it have been kino?
>>220684654"Guess i am huh"
>>220684654This is one of my all-time favorite exchanges. God bless Brendan for nailing this line. I kekkle every single time.
>>220684654there's only one river, how long could it possibly be before a boat comes by to help him?
>>220684654>Let me over, I do those two things you likeAny oldfags here know which two things I'm talking about?
>>220684826It’s definitely off-putting.
>>220684878After all these years I can still hear it perfectly
Why did they stop using wipe cuts in movies? They are so comfy
>>220684654>How do you respond without sounding mad?I accuse him of antisemitism.
>>220684935We lost the technology.
>>220684935I spoke to someone in the industry about this, and he said "nobody remembers how anymore"
>>220684935Windows Movie Maker made them tacky
>>220684935They were too kino for this world.
>>220684654Suck my dick ! Eat my shit !
>>220685697kek
>>220684654HEY O'CONNEL LOOKS TO ME LIKE I GOT ALL THE DICKS AND SHIT!HEY BENI! LOOKS LIKE YOUR ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE MEME THREADS!
>>220684935Knowing hollywood its because they literally are too stupid, brown, and trans to know how to do that anymore
>>220686870>ULULULULULULULULULULULUL
>>220686837I will never not be mad I didn't get to marry and have kids with Rachel Weisz
>>220687166What makes me sad is the new movie is going to have a shitload of CGI sets and not these kino handmade real life sets.
>>220686942she's a jewess anon, assuming you're white, you can do better.
Just when we thought it couldn't be more over......we come back...so much harder than before, bros...
>>220687166This is art.
>>220687211>gabagool
>>220687302hope he doesnt put too much pressure on himself, its okay to get old
>>220687256Sorry yank, shes built for BBC (Big Bond Cock)
>>220687302Fucking Inspirational
>>220687302he needs to fix his voice first though, no idea what trauma he went through that shredded his vocal chords, but he needs to get his old voice back, at least a little.
>>220687292I don't want to do better, I want my waifu
>>220684826>trans femme fatalemore horrifying than any mummy desu
>>220687211>ANKSUNAMUN WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE SARCOPHAGUS DOOOOOOR
>>220684826perfect for netflix!
>>220684654Extremely reddit movie.
>>220687208The original was full of shit cgi though
>>220684919Me too. It’s fucking amazing.
>>220687690LMAO
>>220686837Did she ever clean that mess up?
>>220684654Man I miss my dad... he took me to see this as a kid. The scarab scene terrified me. RIP pops.
>>220688496Based dad and father-son bonding moment.F
>>220684654Suck his dick and eat his shit
>>220688555The movie takes place in Egypt, not India, anon.
>>220688736kek
>falling into a pit of hell after being abandoned by the woman you sacrificed EVERYTHING for>falling into a pit of hell while seeing your nemesis copping a feel of his belovwd wife (something you will never experience)What a rotten way to die
>>220687690Kek
>>220687227I saw this on an 80 foot screen on a rerelease, her body was just as hot 20 feet tall
>>220687302I just did 30 pushups for Brendan
>>220687302If he can do it, I can do it.
>>220686902The banks would be swarming with crocodiles, all of them would have been killed in seconds hanging out there, crocs do most of their hunting at night.
>>220689441Fucking rights you can, anon.Attack that weight rack like Brendan does to midgets.
>>220689421Based.>>220689441Thats the spirit.
>>220684826I'd be rooting for the mummy
>>220687552shes not even that hot
>>220686902>HEY O'CONNEL LOOKS TO ME LIKE I GOT ALL THE HORMONES!>HEY BENI! LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOOOOOMAN
>>220684878How does he nail it every single time? I must have seen this movie a hundred times and he's never botched the delivery, not even once. We need more actors like Brendan.
>>220689770When are you going to rope?
>>220687227Tfw no Venezuelan model wife
>>220689421>>220689441Brendan is /our guy/, anons.By being inspired by him, you are now /our guys/ too.Keep at it.
>>220684826>Would it have been kino?>trans femme fatale co-protagonists Probably not. A trans femme fatale antagonist on the other hand.
>>220689711whats the context? he couldn't find warwick?
>>220689986You make it sound like The Big Dink is in any way better and any less of an irritant from the midget acting community that deserves righteous bullying and being the janetty to actual stars.
>>220689711Guy just wants to sleep in his little bed but gets tossed in his little tub. I didn't know they made midget furniture.
>>220689711Based. Dinklage is also a complete cunt btw.
>>220689986>>220690251>>220690367>"Stop bitching and moaning that I yanked the step-ladder up on all your so-called "careers" after I busted my ass and landed the role of a lifetime as if you wouldn't have done the exact same goddamn thing. I don't blame anybody for not wanting to see a bunch of fucking smelly midgets on my screens anymore either. It ain't my fault you got fucked by the genetic lottery harder than I did because your deformed ass ended up with Achondroplasia and your legs and arms are all stubby to go with that fucked up eight-pound water-head cranium of yours. I didn't sell the fuck out like you did just to play one of Santa's fucking elves in some shit movie no one ever saw or at fucking shopping mall, even at the lowest points of my career when I was starving at Christmas time. So you can all go right the fuck back to crying that Disney CGI'd you freaks from existence from a Snow White movie and pray they don't do it again whenever they decide to make a fucking Ewoks film. Oh yeah, and "Wee Man"? Mr. "Hornswoggle", is it? And you too, Mr. Warwick "Tubby lil' fucking Humpty-Dumpty looking motherfucker" Davis? Every single one of can just open up your mouths and say "ahhh" and you better believe me when I say with a straight theatre-trained face its raining when I piss all over your heads from the mountain I climbed." >"Now all of you: HIGH FIVE! Oh yeah that's right, I forgot: you can only reach down low."
>>220684654>Please, O’Connell! I’m sucking your dick! I’ll eat your shit in front of the river!
