>OH N-
how did they get up there?
>>220687767>NOOO MOUNTAIN, ILL SUCK YOUR DICK AND EAT YOUR SHIT
>>220688205Global warming
>>220687767Vax status?
>>220687767They should build more fast food chains atop mountains so we can get to see fatties do the same routine, unfortunately they might not even get there in the first place since that would imply going up the fucking moutain in the first place.
Reminder that David Attenborough had his crew up there forcing them off by pushing them with giant Gladiators cotton buds
>>220687767https://youtu.be/aMvyTlcUoD4?si=EKeF2hs2n2x2jh_d&t=30
>>220687767Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>220688436Oh... Now it makes sense. Does he just go down and eat after like some Cromagnon buffet? Are polar bears 200 IQ?
>>220688525The polar bear either went away or fell like them and died too
>>220688429Kek
>>220688578Well that's dumb. Now I don't respect bears much. How can you after that? Retards lmao
>>220689171I could probably beat the shit out of a faggot polar bear
>>220689186kino
>>220689241I don't think you can handle this.
>>220689186Was walrus checking bear's ass?
>>220689241
>>220689269look at em go
>>220689275Just punch him 1000 times and dodge his attacks.
>>220689275I'm 6'2", and I'd like to see how those queers do against my trusty snubnosed
>>220689241Okay buddy
>>220688205God
>>220689366a 2x4 would be more effective. bears can eat bullets but they dont know what to do when youre suddenly 8 feet wide.
>>220689171>>220689186Crazy to think some people believe a polar bear could beat a rhino.
>>220689366Polar bear skulls are so thick and hard they can actually reasonably withstand small caliburs.
>>220688205Stop asking questions, consume the global warming propaganda
>>220687767Film crew pushed them off. Kill the film crew.
>>220689662I could pulverize them. When I was 17 I got so angry at my mom I punched a hole in the wall
>>220688247lofl
>>220688242K E K
>>220689171Polar bears - biggest dicks of the arctic
>>220688205Walrus cannon
>>220689809
>>220689275Girls go crazy for the one on the right
>>220689275>of us. the tallest
>>220689241Your friends can pick up what's left of you and bury it I guess.
>>220690679And then they form a hunting party and get revenge. If a Polar Bear ever took one of mine, I'd take ALL of theres. Turn them into an endangered species. Scorched earth.
>>220689324None can withstand the Hundred Hand Slap
>>220689241He would fucking bite you, retard
>>220689269Yeah that thing looks really dumb I could definitely take it
>>220689823>I'm safe no- ACK
>>220688247
>>220691791holy cringe
>>220689171>oh no, if only I had something to defend myself, like a sharp weapon, or two
>>220687767did he died?
>>220687767>>220688420>Up on Melancholy Hill>There's a plastic tree>Are you here with me?>Just looking out on the day>Of another dreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI
>>220687767Kinda like that feel in the morning after you slept with a fat girl and don't feel good about it.
>>220687767>-IGGER!
>>220689275
>>220688412he was showing how Inuits used to hunt walrus for educational purposes
>>220692185Aint no way a polar bear is that sizeThats the tuunbaq from the terror
>>220689726>Joe I'm telling you Anon could do it. You better bearlieve it.
>>220687767WOOP WOOPPULL UPWOOP WOOPPULL UPWOOP WOOPPULL UPWOOP WOOPPULL UP
>>220687767What a dumbass trying to mountain climb without feet
>>220688205David Attenborough's crew flew them up there to film them falling off a cliff
>>220689366I've seen 357 bounce right off a grizzy's skull and a polar bear can be twice the sizeain't no way
>>220689823this is insane, how the fuck can they understand they have to do that? Most humans wouldnt even figure out thats what theyre supposed to do
>>220688205The footage is reversed
>>220692447>how the fuck can they understand they have to do that?Trial and error. They've got all the time in the world. A person would want to get out of there as soon as possible, but if crossing were a necessity, they'd maybe be able to figure it out.
>>220692454lol
>>220692471Its interesting they know when the ice is thin enough to warrant that move. I always imagine a kind of looney tunes, wile e coyote esque scene play out with animals in these situations
>>220692548natural selection or innate wisdom on the part of the bears. all they know is the ice
>>220689823my dog does this
>>220689275humanbros... we got mogged...
>>220689275I’d just wait for it to rear up, then raise a placid eyebrow to unleash my calm killing intent.Thusly off balance, it would fall when I struck it with my qi infused blow. Should it somehow survive, I perhaps might deign to show it the deadly Dragon Files His Tax Returns technique to finish it off.
>>220689444rhinos are literally retarded. they get scared off by anything
>>220689186brvtal bloatmog
>>220689269That’s fucking awesome.
>>220689823Smart fella.
>>220692244They’re that big.
>>220692315KEK
>>220692322And no magic sticky powder.
>>220692454tenet (2020)
>>220688205the other side that's now being sieged by polar bears
>>220689186polar-cel bros... it's over for us...
>>220688205Slowly
>>220689275>5'11" vs 6'
>>220689186keep walking yt boi
>>220688247does he know?
>>220692447Oversocialized humans are dumb and put no thought into parts of the world they dont experience personally
>>220687767reminder that "Sir" David Attenborough (as the British call him) faked most of those scenes
>>220692447they can learn shit from their mother
>>220689186>me driving into MLK boulevard
>>220688420>>220687767>ARP?!
>>220689065lost at shid
>>220692185yjk
>>220692315https://youtu.be/Gt6zIOadQ70?si=Ko9u3bwYaNgs1VzZ
>>220692185A woman bear?
>>220689704The jews and liberal media hauled a group of 2 ton walrusses up a fucking mountain in a werner-herzogian effort to get the perfect two second clip of one falling to his death therefore paving the way for the new world climate order. Makes sense to me.
>>220690726
>>220690726you won't do shit human ass nigga
>>220693798If we were there we'd put up red barriers with reflective tape and signs saying "WARNING: THIN ICE" 20 yards in every direction. And some cunt would still walk onto it
>>220688205Wingardium Leviosa
>>220688436He could have sucked the polar bears cock and ate his shit instead.
>>220689186> "Oh, Hi Tim..."
>>220692197>kissing a bearGay
