>"You are here...because the outside world...REJECTS you."
>>220688204It's the other way around, Mr. Shredder.
>>220688234>"...something...about the way you describe your self-imposed exile and social isolation...something familiar...something...">..."from your past."
>>220688204>>220688307Based Shredder poster
What did you guys think of the 2007 animated TMNT film? I loved it back in the day.
>>220688204>>220688234a bit of both desu senpai
>>220688448
>>220688234Cope
New movie looking litty.
Oh look its shawn kawn with a interacial porn addiction
>>220688204>Deez freaks… >deez… TAHTORS
>>220688362Is this the most kino entrance?
>"Its time to go back, anons."
>"Hey anon...you wanna come join The Foot Clan? Its sooooo cool; they got video games, skateboard ramps, you can smoke and gamble and watch dudes with sweet mowhawk's shred guitar. And if you're cool enough, Master Tatsu might pick you to train in forbidden martial arts styles and if you earn your bandana with the Japanese symbol for "demon" on it, they'll give you this authentic and SICK ninja outfit and send you out on missions on the New York streets. You wanna cum?"
>CHEVY NOVA
>>220689790Doesn't Raph get a hit on Shredder too? Or is it just Leo?
>"You want some of this, you smelly green Kermit the Frog looking motherfucker, HUH?!"
>grew up in the 80's to the 90's obsessed with TMNT, Batman and MK>get awesome movies movies out of each franchise
>>220690325Leo was the one who got a clean slash on ol' Shredhead's bicep.
>>220688204is that helmet made of beskar steel?
>>220690349>obsessed with TMNT, Batman and MKNot a bad collection of favourites, anon.
>>220690368Wrong franchise, dork.
>>220690325I think its just Leo since he the only one who isnt chimping out at first. Though Shredder baits him into chimping out too
>>220690413Mando would beat the fuck out of shredder
>>220690445Shredder doesnt have time to wait several episodes for Mando to eventually get there to fight him.
>>220690332>You guys mind telling me why you're fingering my little green friend over there
>>220690526
What's he listening to?
>>220690501ahh you got me there, I concede
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>>220690554darude sandstorm
>>220688204I know people don't like me. I don't like them either.
>>220688948Were there other girls, or was the gum chewing girl giving everyone blow jobs?
>>220688432Same. It caught me by surprise because I wasn't expecting much. Though I get why Donatello and Michelangelo fans were disappointed that it focused heavily on Raphael and Leonardo.I thought it was lame that April was now a ninja.
>>220690570>"How 'bout a five minute time out for rough unlubed fingering, pal?!"
>>220689009Pretty much, I honestly don’t think it can be topped. How do you do it with such amazing lighting and beautiful cinematography and buildup for what really is the silliest character in the movie and it still gives you chills? I don’t think kino can be made like this anymore sincerely. They loved what they were doing and cared about the fans and wanted to make shit cool. Nobody does that anymore
>>220688204No, Janny.You will NEVER make a funny.
>>220688204No, I’m just trying not to have a hangover for the party I’m going to tomorrow so I’m just relaxing tonight.
>>220688204I'm 6'5, smart, moral, handsome, and fit. It is I who rejects the world.
>>220690554>"I Love You" is a hip hop song written by American rapper Vanilla Ice, released in February 1991, by SBK Records, as the third single from his debut album, To the Extreme (1990). It peaked at numbers 52 and 63 on the US Billboard Hot 100 and Cash Box Top 100, and also saw chart entries in the UK (number 45), Germany (number 65), and New Zealand, where it peaked at number 30. The accompanying music video was directed by Michael Bay.
>>220688432>>220690683Not that you care but I got this on dvd on my birthday as a gift from my gf at the time and turns out she was a whore who was cheating , so I never watched it out of spite and threw it away along with all her other shit. Any good? I never wanted to watch it but was always curious but also indifferent for obvious reasons
>>220688204Acktually, I reject it. I'm fully aware it's not even a good decision, and I have the capability to change. I have been a half-normie before. It's overrated. However, you should still do it anyway, in all its homosexuality a fakeness.
>>220690910It's not up there with the 1st live action movie, but might be comparable in quality to the 2nd. Definitely better than the 3rd.It's worth a watch if you want to see a fairly decent Nina Turtles movie.
>>220688432I remember Leo killing a guy which I thought strange.
>>220688549What was the little dance he did before the jump? Also, funny to jump like that without being sure you'll be caught.
>>220691102Cool thanks non cheating cunt! I just don’t know if I can do it though…still hurts, and yes I’m a massive faggot for talking about it but nastalgia is a hell of a drug
>>220691109>strangeAs opposed to Casey Jones casually murdering Shredder in the first movie?
>>220691203That was an accident.
>>220690765I feel you, living as a Brad in the Midwest sucks because even the thin women here are fat.
>>220691241Oops!
>>220688204I just want to get into the Foot Clan lair.Looks like Chuck E. Cheese's on steroids.
>>220690786the 90s was basedmaxxing
>>220691361Chucky cheese on steroids is that shitty Nick cage movie where he doesn’t talk and kills the animatronic demons. Worst analogy ever. Do better
>>220690554Enter the Sushi (2015)
>>220690765very based>mfw a cute girl thinks she's entitled to your attention and timemlao
I wish the foot clan hangout from the 90s movie was real.That's why I'm here stuck at home.
Are the 90s tmnt movies any good?
>>220691558aside from the abandoned factory location places like that were real
>>220691421>>220691361Chuck e cheese on steroids is like 40 niggers brawling while their baby mamas crash into each other in the parking lot and their kids are looting the place. I mean that's regular chuck e cheese.
>>220691610The first one is legit great. The second one is fun, but a much lesser effort. Third one is trash and the suits look like ass because Jim Henson wasn't involved.
Where did everyone go though./tv/ is so slow nowadays.
>>220688204I was just thinking of this today. Cool seeing a thread regarding. If anyone here hasn’t seen this deleted scene, you really should: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-HreYUt7S7A&pp=ygUWc2hyZWRkZXIgZGVsZXRlZCBzY2VuZQ%3D%3D&ra=m
>>220691752“One idea would be to make the website less interesting for its users.”Too many troons and Predditors.
>>220691752It's dead. I've been trying to leave for a while, but keep coming back in down time. As other anon said it's chock full of uninteresting retards, much more so than 10 years ago, when it wasn't good either.
God Damn og TMNT really has not been surpassed as THE comic book movie that did everything right.
>>220691941Men in Black sort of did it but nobody knows or cares about the comic
>>220691941Timmy Burton's Batman beat it by a year.
>>220688204you know if you dont have any friends or social life, every day is like a friday night
>>220691752if I had another place to go I'd be there.everythibg they've done over the last few years has been to make it harder an less pleasant for humans to post and easier for bots.i don't even bother trying making a thread because there's probably some 15 minute timer crap or 6 hour tetris check on it, only to have it slid into oblivion within five minutes of it going up
>>220691941The Mask is a contender
>>220691754bit short, but would have added something.loved the film when it came out, collected all the cards, swapping at school, then somehow found I had one single card missing sometime later. don't m ow if someone had taken it or if I'd given it away with swaps by mistake, or whether I never had it.i had been pretty careful and it had taken months, so it didn't make sense that it was missing.
>>220692171Lost or otherwise, I’m sorry that happened to you; those things matter when you’re a kid. I know I would have been hurt.
>>220688362>>220689009the soundtrack and score kicks assit makes the shredder scenes fucking sickalso 80s-early 90s NYC is such a kino setting
>>220690332>AHHHHHH OK ILL SUCK YOUR DICK AND EAT YOUR SHIT AHHHHHHHH
>>220691752Like the elves, the oldfags have all left for the undying lands to let this site rot away to the bots and shills.
Me and my friend watched this movie a few years ago. The part where splinter describes his past and watching his master practice his secret technique that made shredder jealous, and the scene is just master yoshi doing ninjitsu in an empty dojo with a rat in a cage hanging from the roof. It became an inside joke between us that the secret technique is just hanging a rat in a cage from the roof when you're training. Now it's an enduring inside joke that any skill is mastered and improved if you have a rat in cage from the roof in the room you're doing it
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>>220688948>>220690009https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0906875/?ref_=ttfc_fcr_3_45
>>220690009how bout I join YOUR feet clan instead?
