you're not for scuba, reuben?
>>220689122Achievable natty?
>>220689122Hunk Azaria
>>220689192Think he sucked dick and ate shit for that physique?
>RAIN DANCE
>>220689228doesn't even make senseyou're going to ruin a good meme in a couple of days
>>220689257the meme was never funny
>>220689257>implying the dick suck/shit eat meme is good
>moments before disaster
>>220689122>>220689253This movie is odd because the only memorable parts are with the side characters. Azaria/Hoffman/Baldwin. And you’d think a movie with Stiller and Aniston in 2004 they could have produce one memorable scene together. But no
>>220689436i remember when they went to the ethiopian restaurant but yeah you're right. hoffman stole every scene he was in
Apu looks like that!?
>>220689436Hoffman laughing his ass off after Baldwin does the fucking sign with his microphone during his speech is one of the funniest parts
>>220689253MAKE IT RAIN....FROM DOWNTOWN....
>>220689122Why was he so nice to Reuben if he wanted to bang his wife? He seemed like he genuinely wanted Reuben to be his friend
>>220690049It's a French thing
OOH LA LA
>>220689821WHITE CHOCOLATE!!
>>220689122Imagine a world where Hank Azaria becomes an A-lister and it allows The Simpsons to end with some of their dignity intact
>>220691047he ruined his chances doing Godzilla. He mustve known an action movie "starring Matthew Broderick" was destined to be a shitter
>introduces "sharted" into the cultural vernacular.
>>220689257>>220689271>>220689299I'm 99% sure that most of the suck dick / eat shit spam is coming from that fucking faggot who force spams his retarded baskin roberts / jigC crap. The guy is a total loser who is seemingly online 24/7 because it's the only way anyone would ever remember who he was.Some of these threads have been clearly him just samefagging the entire time replying to himself. I really wish they would bring back IP counts.The meme was funny but this loser keeps forcing it on everything without any wit or creativity because he doesn't have any himself. So he hops on a popular bandwagon and runs it into the ground because it makes him feel like he is actually funny for a little bit.
>>220691110That's really not how Godzilla 1998 would have been pitched. It was a disaster movie from the maker of Independence Day, with Broderick as one member of an ensemble.
>>220689253Raindrops!!
>>220691168philip seymour hoffman is such a good comedic actor that even his one finger bent when he's trying to level with him here makes me laugh
>>220689367SANDY WAIT DONT TAKE ANOTHER STEP
>>220691293I never noticed but you're right. He's good in The Invention of Lying too.He was good in everything he did.
>>220691293Reminder that Hoffman's role was written for Jack Black
>>220691293>>220691347he played the washed up fat ass actor in denial very well
>>220691363that definitely makes sense but hoffman was able to knock it out of the park. did black turn it down or something?
>>220689436>not mentioning Bryan Brownone of the best portrayals of an Australian on film tqbh senpaihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoPnlRnV4Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbCJil7lJs
>>220691371hoffman was never washed up if that's what you mean
>>220691363No shit? That makes sense because of his affiliation with Stiller. But Hamburg got lucky as PSH is a big step up. I love Jack Black and he's the only other guy who could've played Sandy Lyle (though maybe Dan Fogler but it was before his time), but really Hoffman is the king.
>>220691375Probably a scheduling conflict. Black could've been filming School of Rock at the time. He wouldn't have turned it down for any good reason.
>>220691377The luck is goneThe brain is shotBut the liquor we still got
>>220691397And he never would have been. He was on track to be a Jack Nicholson type.
>>220691397please take my post in the most literal sense possible
>>220689228>>220689257it's a meme you dip
>>220691450Sure it is.
>>220691441which is why i said "if that's what you mean"
>>220691414yeah stiller and black went all the way back to the cable guy. they seem like good buds
>>220691183>I'm 99% sure that most of the suck dick / eat shit spam is coming from that fucking faggot who force spams his retarded baskin roberts / jigC crapyes>The meme was funnyno
>OH MAN I AM SO FRIGGIN HORNY
i didn't overflow the toilet or anything but a night after staying over at a girl's house in her bed i blew up her toilet that was practically four feet from her bed. she woke up and went to the bathroom right after me and she never hung out with me again
>>220691450No, it's a raid.
>>220689436The spicy food diarrhea shits part was pretty funny
>>220691593She didn't even have some air freshener spray? Wtf
>>220691377surely they could've gotten one "cunt" and kept it PG13. it was only 3 years after 9/11.
>>220691593improve your diet so you are much more regular. I take 6 shits a week and you could time your watch to it
>>220691431he already fucked Marisa Tomei in that movie where he was defrauding the bank he worked at and was losing it all at casinos.
>>220691728it was a night after hitting the bars with her so it had disaster written all over it.
NO WAY JOSE!
>>220689257baskin was never good except as a derailing comment yet niggers post it to this day. memes don't have to be good for autists to spam them ad nauseam.
>>220691741You're conflating Owning Mahoney (Minnie Driver) and Before The Devil Knows You're Dead.
>>220691593friend of mine told me about a night his friend had in college in which some crazy party had happend and the dude woke up to the smell of shit and the girl he banged used one of the tiny plastic trash bins to drop a log in and then passed back out. they called her the shit monster because it was solid and stuck to the bin so they tossed it in the woods near the sorority house.
>>220691830i've heard stories of this too. i've been so drunk where i'd just puke but i've never been to the point of shitting in a random spot. one in particular was a girl that left a trail of shit all the way to her bed
>>220689821SANDY!WHITE CHOCIEE!!I'M BURNIN'!!!!
My one drunken shit experience involved a lot of ice beer and a place with no bathroom. A high school party in the middle of nowhere that a house was being built. I shat outside with my back against the side of the house but some of it went into my BVDs, and also there was nothing to wipe with. I was hammered so I not-so-carefully took my pants off, wiped my ass with the undies, then wadded them up and took them not far enough away from the house to hide in what I assumed was a forest. Like two years later I learned that the shitty undies were found and that's how housebuilder dude knew his son threw a party out on his land.Oh well. I don't drink anymore. If I shit my pants again it will be for another reason. Hopefully just extreme old age.
My worst drunken experience was following a random group of girls in their late teens/early 20s around a casino, as if I was a part of their group. I didn't say anything, just followed behind two paces for a short while, not sure what I was hoping for, maybe I was horny and hoped by following them I could *somehow* get laid, eventually one of them noticed I was following them, turned to me and bluntly said "can you fuck off? we don't know you" and I just walked off without saying a word. Then after a little while of wandering around by myself (I had lost my friends earlier), a security guard approached me and said "You have to go" and then I said okay and followed him out. I then walked about 30 minutes to a brothel and had sex with a fat fijian woman with big tits who let me do anal for free. She seemed drunk too. Great night. But I don't want to get drunk like that again because now I know what kind of stupid things I'm prone to doing.
>>220692252i believe this story 110%
>>220691792yeah my bad but you know what I mean
>>220692630I didn't actually. Which movie did you mean?
>>220692731well I dont remember much of BTDKYD, just that sex scene and what I assume your pic is from because I dont remember that in Owning Mahoney.
>>220692797The pic is unrelated, it's from The Master where he's an L. Ron Hubbard type.Owning Mahowny he's The Iceman who embezzles from his Canadian bank and bets huge.Devil Knows You're Dead is him and Ethan Hawke plotting to rob their own parents' jewelry store because they made bad financial decisions.But his best work may be Love Liza, where his fiance kills herself and he goes on a gas-huffing bender and accidentally gets into the radio controlled toy hobby because of the gas.What a fucking tragedy that he's gone. Even his little bit part in Hard Eight was memorable. >sister sledge, shock a locka doohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOPB9c4t0Ok
>>220692882hadn't heard of Love Liza. I'll keep an eye out.
>>220693011Really small independent movie written by Hoffman's brother and directed by the non-Jack Black weakling music store nerd from High Fidelity.
>>220689253WHITE CHOCOLATE I miss PSH so much. He made this otherwise forgettable romcom a minor classic.
He calls him Loo-ban.
>>220691168>shartednobody used that, ever
>>220691788cram it fundie baskin roberts has been the best meme on /tv/ since 2011!>>220691491POOFTER>>220691183suck shit? what spam? QRD?
>>220689146Yes her tits are tiny and silicone free
>>220689122This movie inspired me to embrace nude recreation
>>220689122Moe Szyslak is looking good.
>>220691293He was such a smug dickhead in Talented Mr Ripley. I actually wanted him to be the one who exposed it all but I know Hollywood loves a good homosexual murder getting away with it all story.
>>220689436i vividly remember the diarrhea scene
>>220689436Hoffman steals every scene he's in. He genuinely elevates a mediocre romcom to something decent almost single handedly though Azaria, Brown and Baldwin do some of the lifting. Still and Aniston honestly have very little chemistry so you don't really care if they make it or not. Their relationship seems kinda forced and doomed to fail, which Aniston's character even notes.
>>220689146absolutely, he most likely didn’t but it is certainly obtainable naturally
>>220689122I used to think he was huge in this. But he's literally dyel.
