How do I get a Patty gf?
talk to any female
>>220689243Become attuned to the vibrations of their wombs.
>>220689576cute.Also I love the setting and town so much I almost wish the overt supernatural happenings didn't happen so quickly, the setting is rich enough for there to be a lot more slow-paced exploration.At least we're getting 10 episodes.
How the fr*ck was this show made by the duo that did all those Melissa McCarthy fatslops?
Ti West directing next one, mite b cool
I thought I told you to knock this shit off. You're cringy ass samefagging is driving all the tourists away.If and when I decide this show needs discussion, I'll create a proper thread. Until then, begone!
>>220691861>If and when I decide this show needs discussionfuck you. this show is getting traction without you.
>>220691965You're trying to bait me into discussing the show, but it won't fucking work! Besides it was just a filler episode. Which I actually disagree with after watching it.
>>220689243Hingeor go to church. Theyll come welcome you
>>220692007>Besides it was just a filler episode.idiot
>>220692989Your tricks won't work on me, demon. I know what you want. A discussion.I'll grant you an audience. IF you bequeef your ugly 40 year old sea hag to me. Don't look or you'll be under her spell!
>>220689576did anybody find this dance scene sexy?
>>220690732No idea, but it’s fucking great.
>>220693064I did until I noticed the Śöíjakkers, then it freaked me the fuck out.
THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHTTHE NIGHTOH YEAH
>>220689243her episode was my favorite of the season so far
>>220693766See you in *checks watch* one hour.If you're gonna shill it why don't you ever mention that it takes place in real time from multiple POVs? Or that there's real emotional drama and family oriented.#WorstShillEver
>>220693831what the fuck are you talking about you schizo
I'm trying to figure out what other shows/movies/media this show reminds me of. It can't have been the first quirky horror mystery comedy featuring supernatural occurrences in a small cozy seaside town.Trying to run through similarish media but none of them are quite what I'm reminded of:Be Cool Scooby DooGravity Falls (first two episode or so)Nancy Drew gamesWednesday season 1At Home with Amy SedarisBodkinTwin PeaksAlan WakeMidnight MassKing's stuff like Storm of the Century, Haven, Castle Rock, and IT Derry (generally lacking the same levity and coziness)Wake Up Dead ManAgatha RaisinFather BrownHubie HalloweenMurdered Soul SuspectVtMBThe Secret World Kingsport?ParaNorman?The Fog?Phantoms?Inside No. 9?Fear Street Trilogy?I mean seaside towns with spooky nautical themes and ghosts are practically a pastiche now right? This can't have been the first show to do it outside of cartoons or video games right?>>220693831Yea I'm OP and this is only my third reply to this thread none of the others are me. Good shows don't need to be shilled, the ones being shilled are the ones with generals.
>>220693915See >>220693940But stay out of it. He and I have been at war since he called Whipboobs on GOTHAM "ugly".
>>220693994I have never seen nor talked about Gotham in my life. I don't watch capeshit at all. I'm a cozyfag and whodunnitfag as my list should tell you. I'm more into Murder She Wrote (another coastal setting) than most modern shows.More cozy stuff:Ted seriesI guess Resident AlienObituarySo yea I'm not whoever you're thinking of. Like the other guy said you're a schizo.
>>220693766>her episode was my favorite of the season so farhag lover
Can't believe you shills made me watch 4 (FOUR) episodes of this derivative, unfocused, nothing happens, anthology-slop trash.
>>220694104see you next thread bro
>>220689243you don't. women like her are absolutely unhinged.
>>220694104>anthologyyou are dumb
>>220694459nope, I can see through patterns your low IQ cannotnot even gonna explain to you why it is so, words would be wasted
>>220693940>>220694029Okay I'm sorry. I recognize that you are not the shill I thought you were. You just post very similarly. No more Gotham mentions.>>220694104This isn't me fyi.
>"Our History"So is this going to be an episode set in the 1700s?
>>220689576>>220693179I don't consume any mediaslop, why are they sòyjacking?
loftis gagging in the bathtub at the sight of the sea hag was peak kino
>>220694966They're under a spell that somebody unknowingly cast on them at the direction of an evil book.
There's definitely also some Adult Swim-esque humour laden in there somewhere, especially that travelogue video at the inn and that history segment at the beginning of episode 3. Lasgnacat/Too Many Cooks/Tim and Eric/Smiling Friends Halloween episode style humour, like the Skycorp Home Video stuff:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr2P05fFIAs>>220694966Watch this, it's kino not slop. The series is beautifully framed and shot and the writing is hilarious. I skip most modern King adaptations and quirky mysterybox shows like Wayward because there's too much inane drama and leading on of the audience but this series is just nonstop delivery so far.
Hey OP.I'm taking off my pants. Tell me what you love about shilling shows on /tv/?
>>220695362There are a billion The Boys threads, From generals, Euphoria garbage no one watches and you somehow conclude that this show that gets a random thread every few days is the one being shilled?denounce the talmud right now.
>>220696232>random thread every few daysYou post Widow's Bay threads at least 3x a day and necrobump them into oblivion.
This is a kino show
>>220696270This is the first Widow's Bay thread I've ever made. I have not participated in any others. I haven't even watched the fifth episode yet so I have been deliberately avoiding them to avoid spoilers.Suck my fat dick 3x a day nigger. I'll necrobump your mom in her coffin. Would an appletv shill say that? Who's not pirating on 4chan anyways dumb faggot bitch.
>>220696418ignore the retard. we can discuss whatever we like here.
>>220695362gayyy
>>220693940I mean, the shills are right when they say it's just every Stephen King book set in Maine. If you've played Call of Cthulhu every game plays out just like the show if you're not a theater kid newgen. Port towns have just been a staple of horror since Dracula at the very least. In terms of how the comedy and horror are balanced it would fit in perfectly in the WoD setting.
>actress has weak chin>ask her to circle her chinbrutal
>>220689576>her opening moves bring focus to her "worst features"K I N O
>>220689576This whole episode was fantastic and uproariously funny but I laughed even harder later when I thought about just how fucked up everything must have looked to Rosemary watching on.
>uproariously funnypaid shilsl were a bit more subtle in my time
>>220697823Yes but all the others shows and movies have sucked for that til now for some reason, especially the King ones.This show feels more in line with those children's 'horror'/mystery book series from the '90s, there must have been thousands of them, where the mild horror elements (which were always a pastiche or reference of the more 'serious' or popular works or popular tropes like old sea captains and pirate ghosts) were always undercut with comedy.That's what this show feels like. It feels exactly like '90s children horror books. YA fiction, but the level below that, think at a reading level below even Goosebumps, maybe Bailey School Kids level stuff.>>220697823
>>220700588*Not YA fiction, but the level below that
Shills for this piece of shit are desperate. Get some better prompts saars and stop deleting the m dash.
>>220701186prompt is fine. I'll just tell my shillGPT agent to not use "uproariously funny" anymore. my fault for not catching that before posting.
This show is trying its best to have the shallowest depth of field possible, it looks like an xbox 360 game.
>>220701485Comfy, they're all miniatures in a playhouse
