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>made a woman cum on his first try
Bertie bros, we won.
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>>220689585
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>>220689585
>Man needs dry humping lessons
Doesn't that come just kind of naturally
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>>220689585
The blonde milf owes me sex.
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>>220689585
What in the ever loving fuck is this a real tv show?
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>>220690377
This is considered high culture in britbongistan
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>>220690377
yes
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So do they fuck on this show or not?
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>>220690877
And suck.
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>dude sex lmao
so cutting edge
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>>220690877
>virgin island
>do they fuck
sir
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>>220689585
>making fun of autistics, downs syndrome, retards etc
How long has this been the tv show meta? Anyone watching "reality tv" is no friend of mine.
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>>220690623
Like aliens (lizard people) watch animals fuck on the wild
Weird shit.
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>>220690937
Does anyone here speak English?
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im 34 and a virgin this would unironically how it would go for me.
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>>220690623
man british people are fucking weird
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The reason virgins are virgins is very simple: they have no sexappeal.
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>>220691121
wow. did you go to the oracle of delphi for that wisdom
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>>220691121
I'm just saving myself for someone special.
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>>220691121
I just don’t leave my home
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>>220690937
When I was a kid they showed a lion having sex from the back angle so you saw the dick going in. It was gratuitous. Just some show about lions and then boom here is them fucking.
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Practicing BJJ stuff feels about as weird as this.
I don't think I ever want to do it again. Especially being in guard and not being able to lob elbows as I hand fought.
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>>220690978
Of course. What? You thought an autocorrect mistake means I don't speak my native tongue?
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>>220690659
>you can touch my breasts
>4 layers of bra, top, another top, nipple cover
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>>220690623
>https://litter.catbox.moe/n1yqrjzaop5ofcso.mp4
Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!
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>>220690886
and eat shit?
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>>220691278
Say what you will about wrestling but we at least didn't do that.
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>>220690886
And fuck? Like Chuck?
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>>220689585
>>220689603
exactly this looks more like Retard Island

and why are the women so fucking old? gross
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>>220691718
>and why are the women so fucking old?
I't channel 4, a far left degenerate channel. If they had hot young women, it would be "problematic".
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There's something disgustingly dehumanizing about shit like this it's so fucking creepy and bizarre.
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>>220691667
Yeah, but it is pretty useful knowing how to do some shit while a guy's trying to get back up.
Lock that bitch up and kimura his arm entirely off his body, very satisfying and fight ending.
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>>220691852
That's humanity and that's what you're actually afraid of.
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So they just hire prostitutes to give retards a confidence boost?
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>>220691852
I don't know, it feels very sweet and wholesome to me.
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>>220691852
I think the dehumanizing part is how old and ragged she is.
I don't watch the show so I don't have context.
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>>220692692
>wholesome
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>>220690735
Damn, this blonde granny is fine
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>>220691852
you're a virgin
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Are the women also virgins or or is just do they just have 4chan users and some prostitutes
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>>220690623
i thought this was like love island where two virgins get together. why the fuck is that woman acting like she's the goddess of fertility
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>>220689603
Damn, bro is just grabbing tit and dry humping
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>>220691852
it pity porn for miserable upper middle class aging millennials with no family
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>>220690936
I'd like to make a reality TV show.
Put 10 arabs and 10 jews on a small tropical Island, have them compete against each other.
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>>220690623
>okay look at my breasts
>now look at my pussy
>ready to look at my ass?
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>>220692896
is that a guy or girl?
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Was it just me or did the two old hags look apprehensive the whole time? Like they felt they were on the verge of getting sued the whole time?

>>220692782
they have women as well that are either lesbians and don't know it or just straight up ugly fat chicks. The one remotely normal looking chick got fucked by one of the camp counselors.

>>220692896
chick that shows her tits and gets pegged
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the most depressing part is the inspirational "where they are now" follow up that pretty much just indicates that they went back to being lonely virgins.
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>>220692964
qrd on the camp counselor thing kek
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So...they all have to share the same broads?
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>>220692993
Big surprise.
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>>220692993
>>220693142
>Implying TV shows are meant to actually help the people on them and aren't a mechanism for making fun of the fringe members of society in order to sell ad time
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>>220693143
>lonely virgin
>no inhibitions about going on this show and being filmed doing this embarrassing shit
The only way you click both of these boxes is if you are retarded
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>>220693098
I don't know if all virgins get the same treatment, but some of the highlighted ones get one on one with some of the "therapists." They progress from heavy petting to full on genital touching. Some get to have sex with their therapist. The virgin chick in this season said she was a virgin because she fears men, so this bald effeminate faggot got to work with her and she ultimately got to lose her virginity to him.
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>>220690623
Used to be you could only get away with this kind of thing on the continent, Britain has fallen...
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>>220690377
How often do you think they fuck these participants after the show?
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>>220689585
I wonder how many of the male contestants are related to the shows producers.
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>>220693176
>fears men
type of retarded woman that would answer the bear
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>>220693164
I miss peopleofwalmart
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>>220689603
Downies are notoriously rapey
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>>220693169
people willingly went on Maury, Springer, etc.
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>>220693143
Wasn’t the ginger kicked off the island for being too much of a chud?
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>>220693399
not kicked off but he was shamed for being a raging incel and lost his chance to get his dick wet.
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>>220693413
Kek, so everyone on this hellsite is already disqualified?
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it is genuinely impossible for a woman to be a virgin. no exaggeration, no hyperbole, there is absolutely nothing a woman could do to make herself unfuckable. it just feels so performative. you already know every girl who's gone on this show has had somebody show interest in them
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>>220693322
paid to act
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>>220693457
most of the virgins on the show are virgins because of mental hang ups, not because there's anything really wrong with them. There's a few that are socially retarded, but a majority of them just need to get out of their own heads.
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>>220693482
>get out of their own heads
but why? t. retard
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>>220693448
nah, you just don't have to spill your spaghetti. He was doing an exercise with the therapist, both naked, and she asked him what he was thinking or some shit, and he said some threatening shit like "I think you're intimidated by me". All he had to say was "you're giving me a boner"
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>>220693482
i'm sorry but you can't be serious. "mental hangups" and they're perfectly fine going through the most awkward, cringe sexual things in front of a camera that's gonna be broadcasted to a ton of people, friends and family included
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>>220693322
I've seen many episodes of both Maury and Jerry Springer and I don't think I've seen a single person with an IQ above 85.
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>>220693512
I guess people do crazy shit when you dangle pussy and hard cock in front of their faces
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>>220691852
Don't criticize Israel
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>>220691718
Young women don't need to go to these lengths to get penis.
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white people are insane
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>>220693507
No he 100% got screwed (lol) over by the woman because she just didn't want to fuck him. He said he wanted to touch her, which is the entire point of the show, and she said he was moving too fast and basically shamed him for wanting to fuck. He rightfully picked up that she was disgusted by him and then had to try and appease her in a diplomatic manner.
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>>220693143
>women start SEETHING
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>>220691852
It's because it's a modern day freak show.
They're viewing these people like freaks in a circus.
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>>220690623
>https://litter.catbox.moe/50yw2vkb2ibbfxqa.mp4
this link is dead
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>>220690856
>>220690735
Are the chick's all bi/lesbian or there men there, too.
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>>220690936
>autistics
Not a word. It's "autists," retard.
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>>220690623
Why are the women american
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>>220690877
heavens no, they're not whores
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i dont leave my house or talk to women but how the PHUCK are you a virgin if you have the courage to go on tv and do a humiliation ritual like this? just trying to go on a bunch of dates is less terrifying.
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>>220690735
humiliation ritual
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>>220691852
Commodification of intimacy, voyeurism and exhibitionism triple combo
you have to admire that chutzpah
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A waitress in her 50s touched my arm and talked to me softly while taking my order last week and I had a furious wank as soon as I got home.
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>>220696404
nice dude
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>>220689585
Sex is gay
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>>220696404
she was down for a big tip
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>>220693125
imagine doing all that and then you dont even get to fuck, thats cruel
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>>220692879
Jews will win through superior teamwork and intellect unless the Arabs kill them all before they can get set up. Which to be fair isn't at all outside the realm of possibility.
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https://litter.catbox.moe/g431a9689pedom0e.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/aju5ldoo5koe9una.mp4

https://litter.catbox.moe/0l94qqau83ykeblh.mp4
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how do you go on about finding nympho hags that would have been registered on a sex offenders list if they were born a male?
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if you watch this, you're a faggot or a woman. if you watch it ironically, you are still a faggot. C4 needs to be turned in a corporation and privatised
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>>220696404
you should have gotten her number, dude. interpret any signs, no matter how light, AGGRESSIVELY
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>A distinctive element of the series is its integration of relationship coaching and somatic therapy, led by sexologists Danielle Harel and Celeste Hirschman,[5] co-founders of the Somatica Institute
>Harel
>Hirschman
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>>220691718
>implying this one >>220690659 isn't fucking hot
>implying you faggots wouldn't
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>>220691852
>"reality" TV is dehumanizing
No fucking shit you complete clown
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>How Panorama exposed rape allegations on Married at First Sight UK [tv]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy02349wgy5o
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>>220693125
requesting more joy webms
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>>220697611
why do you want anon to be branded a sex pest creep?
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>>220695723
I used to compete in MMA but I’m a virgin.
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>>220698694
........and? what the fuck does that have to do with sex and intimacy?
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>>220692993
it be like dat
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>>220690446
Every day I thank the spirits of my ancestors for leaving that shithole island
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My boys a natural. The fluid hips, the passionate energy, prolly got a girthy cock too
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>>220698711
Don’t worry about it, retard.
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>>220697611
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>>220698761
dumb ass monkey head motherfucker don't ever reply to me again
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>>220693507
>why didn't the weird virgin know what to say to get laid??!!
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>>220698643
Is this your first week here?
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>>220698806
no, i have been protecting my fellow anonymous from the dastardly advice of malicious anons for years
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>>220697295
second link is broken
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>>220698896
https://litter.catbox.moe/r9weg9x9h4l3qpo1.mp4
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>>220697295
Got any of joy from s1?
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>>220698923
God, I'm so lonely
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>>220698782
N
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>>220689603
Why are white girls like this? They are so fucking easy bro
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>>220699007
benchod BITCH
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>>220696404
go back to the same restaurant every week or two. make polite recognition eye contact with the same waitress.
ask her for recommendations from the menu.
if you keep going then eventually she'll chat with you, and if she's 50 she'll at some point just grab your fork and say it needs cleaning[\/\spelrioyer]
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>>220698986
Me too, we should kill each other then none of us will be suicides
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>>220692879
>>220697046
jews wouldn't do any work and would try to bribe the arabs to do it for them.
then both sides would feign illness and just lie around waiting to be fed by the producers.
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>>220693143
weimar.
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>>220692879
>oy vey yaweh said this island belongs to us!
>no no no inshallah allah promised us this holy land!
doesnt really matter where you put those two the same shit just keep happening over and over
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>>220692927
trust your instinct.
if something's off, it's a dyke
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>>220699030
I
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>>220691852
I feel the same way about pregnant women, you see them on the street, and like everyone knows someone fucked them, yet people act like nothing is wrong lol
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>>220699195
...............
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>>220692692
that's because you're so desensitized to normal tv slop. you accept weird tv shows like this and thats fucked up.
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>>220699079
you should just become angry and start fixing whatever you perceive as a problem in your life. life weights, eat healthily, do training courses, find a (better) job, go out and brute force socialise until you are good at it, and then find out it was all a complete waste of time because you were cursed from the beginning and other people will ensure you drown in isolation and misery, and they'll crush every single positive thing you try to do and that in the end you'd have been better off being born a medieval peasant living in squalour
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>>220699224
I used to watch a lot of TV channel surfing. realised I was doing it too much and funnily enough a guy on tv said at that time that if you watch 4 hours a day that's 28 hours a week, equivalent to about two waking days or one whole day and night.
had to physically stay away from the room with the TV in it, but eventually broke my habit.
i noticed in the time that followed, months/years that I lost resistance to sitting watching something, and also that I couldn't tolerate tv in general, esupecially not crap. made me a lot more aware.
i watch stuff now, but it's by choice and something I've purposefully looked for.
dont own a tv
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>>220698938
https://litter.catbox.moe/x7r6rxvtv4gqg89r.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/8q60l2ve2jfdfcmn.mp4
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>>220691718
a retard island would be a gold mine for ratings. also, no young chicks would debase themselves to this level for any amount of cash.
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>>220689585
in the old days, these people would have been tar'd and feathered and left for the njuns. this is just sad.
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>>220689585
I don't like this, why the fuck would I want my first time to be with a 50 year old with a dried up pussy?
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>>220693143
It should've been me
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>>220690623
>https://litter.catbox.moe/n1yqrjzaop5ofcso.mp4
Guys, JAV has been doing this for what? 20+ years at least. this is just on another level of cringe. did that dude sniff his finger?
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>>220699462
because women live longer than men and they want to turn all women into prostitutes and men into paying customers, with the jew in the middle taking its cut.
now pay up
your life is now a commodity
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>>220693143
honestly, how can anyone watch this without leaving from extreme second-hand embarrassment? serious question. dude must smell like Doritos Dandruff.
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>>220699462
you had one chance in high school to get teen pussy from your crush like a normal person, if you missed it you gotta take what you can get, better to get the stigma of virginity out of the way earlier in your adult life you will be happier trust me
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>>220691852
I think society always goes through a cycle of being pure then falling into degeneracy it's written in many ancient religions
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Something about her weirds me out. She seems dead inside.
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>>220699659
This guy gets it.
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>>220698762
Haha, everyone look at this dude and laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGfDFlFCqiw
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>>220699079
Makes sense to me. a/s/l?
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>>220691121
i just dont bother trying. its really not worth it
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>>220699714
She has cut marks on her arms so yeah she’s probably fucked in the head
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>>220690659
my very first time started like this (except she was younger than me). She basically had to order me to touch her. it was then i realized i had a big hangup where i need to be given permission to do most things
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>>220699714
>my job is to have SEX and be the #1 idol of SEX in their head for life as I gift them SEX and take their VIRGINITY
>.....
>I could've had a respectable career
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>>220699387
thanks, second links dead though
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>>220699387
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scratch that, just needed a second to load
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>>220699625
>le virgin stigma
a product of radfem bullshit. only females can be virgins because they actually have something to lose, their hymen. once women were given the keys to the castle they shifted the responsibility to men, because of fucking course they did.

>>220699659
women's liberation is the pandoras box of civilization. it's the hard coded reset button. once it's been opened, the end is near.
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women's "liberation" = population control
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>>220693535
Yeah, sometimes they'll even offer to suck the hard cock and eat the guy's shit. Or so I've heard.
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>>220696404
You could have gotten anything you wanted dummy.
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>>220697676
She has STRONG Tara Tainton vibes.
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>>220689603
downies are the best lol
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>>220691852
my gf watches people shit and laughs about their wiping technique while we eat dinner together. she spits food all over her ipad screen as she cackles like a possessed demon. (it's some japanese variety show).

normal people are insane anon, be incredibly careful because if they ever clock you for an aberrant you are in deep fucking trouble.
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>>220701960
>my gf watches people shit and laughs about their wiping technique while we eat dinner together. she spits food all over her ipad screen as she cackles like a possessed demon
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>>220697708
When I made that post I wasn't really specifically talking about the reality show aspect. Obviously reality shows are by nature exploitative and often dehumanizing. I just meant this bizarre approach to sex with this idea of sex instructors and this bizarre facade of inclusion and tolerance. It's not only infantalizing to the virgins but it turns sex into this completely joyless, clinical, procedural thing.
>may I smack your ass
>yes, thank you for asking
Give me a fucking break, man. There's honestly so much I find distasteful about this but those are the two prominent elements that I had in mind.
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>>220690377
There's a lot of televisions shows in Britain where it's just parading round autistic people.
>Naked Attraction
>The Undateables
>Love Island
>Virgin Island
>Gogglebox
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I'm starting to think the British are getting exactly what they deserve currently.
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>>220693169
People don't get that being autistic doesn't change your values.

These are all regular humans are their core. The most important thing to them is feeling good, it doesn't matter the source, so long as it's sustainable.

So him being autistic doesn't change he desire to have a good opinion of himself through interactions with others. Modern humans weren't designed to be self-empowered.
Spend ten minutes as a self-actualizinf humans in public and they will try to kill you.
It's simply human nature
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>>220694475
that was part of it too. He would go into the sessions with the expectation that he was owed gratification, with the known entitlement that incels have. He did not get screwed, he screwed himself. He was being an incel the whole time. Like the true classical definition of incel.
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>>220689585
God damn she's got a nice body, how do I sign up for this
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>>220701765
I understand this reference.
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>>220701960
Your gf sounds retarded, bro. I hope the sex is worth it. Personally scat-obsessed women give me the ick.
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>>220701814
I thought it was her. Wouldn't surprise me if she was one of those sex therapist people outside of porn. I know that whore Mistress T is one.
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>>220701960
>it's some japanese variety show
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>>220689585
>women
>cum
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I find this super hot and I have no idea why.
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>>220702983
the vulnerability?
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>>220689603
Hey! This kid is stealing my moves!
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>>220701960
Uhh I don't think that's something normies watch anon.
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>>220689585
>>220691852
The show is meant to humiliate these guys isnt it?
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>>220703937
I mean, it's got incredible levels of cringe, but any well adjusted person would start sympathizing with them and start rooting for them. A long the season when the autistic guy nuts all over the therapists ear, you feel a sense of...pride? You're happy for him.
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>>220704101
well im not well adjusted and the show makes me want to put my eyes out. the thought of being filmed in such a vulnerable position amongst people i do not trust causes a visceral physical reaction. and while i may be mentally ill i think you are giving the creators of these kinds of shows too much credit. sex therapy/therapy and stuff like that could be helpful but when you commodify and sell it as entertainment your motives are tainted.
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>>220704101
Are the ladies rooting for them or secretly ridiculing them while making them do this personal intimate stuff without getting any?
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>>220702598
https://www.channel4.com/4viewers/take-part/virgin-island

>ARE YOU A VIRGIN AND DO YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR FEARS AND INSECURITIES AROUND INTIMACY AND SEX?

>You MUST be a virgin aged 21+ and a current UK resident.
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>>220704652
Make sure you think having sex is icky and you hate being touched. If you actually want to have sex you get mocked like the balding chud from season 1.
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>>220704634
I mean, they're essentially literal whores. I take it they don't care as long as they get paid, but I wouldn't be surprised if they talk shit in public. They're all mentally damaged. The virgins probably don't care as they get to play with genitals and have theirs touched.
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>>220704197
do their motives have to be altruistic? thefuck
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>>220704881
If they identify as therapists, yes
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>>220689585
Can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on in this webm? The context of it? I have never watched this show.
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>>220697046
>>220699093
>>220699149
Lmao you guys are hilarious.
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>>220704934
since when? They just provide a service. They don't do it for free.

>>220704938
The guy is an autistic virgin. He's socially awkward and has never had sexual contact with women. The old hag is a sex therapist (whore) who is doing exposure therapy with him. They start off with gentle petting and slowly move up. This is the dry hump stage.
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>>220705066
What if he was overcome with high test and just started raping the shit out of her. Would they try to stop him or is that part of the show.
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>>220689585
His doggy strokes were pathetic. He's all hunched over and hitting like grandpa
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>>220705142
he's probably used to only humping his couch, this is his first time on a human.
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>>220705133
they would stop him. After the first season, I think they learned to screen the virgins better. First season had a true incel and they checked him really quick. He didn't get physical but when he got too excited and was expecting sexual gratification they put the brakes on him and I don't think he ever got to nut.
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>>220705066
If they are truly providing exposure therapy, they need to have some empathy for the patient
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>>220691121
This is true of the male virgins. The women are mentally ill or victims of childhood abuse
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>>220691121
>>220705245
to some extent. There were two guys on this season who were able to fuck some of the other virgin girls, but you can tell one guy was just too thirsty and I'm not sure about the other guy. I think he just had a problem with pre ejac
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>>220705245
where does being socially awkward fall in this? Because there were a few guys that could probably easily get laid if they didn't spill spaghetti.
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>>220705234
Well I mean that webm is a form of torture. I bet ole boys cock was RAGING. I would at least make her watch me jerk off or something while she popped a titty out.
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>>220705323
it was his first sexual contact. As the season went on he got to nut on this chick's face >>220704712 and I think he got to fuck her.
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Can you show some webms where they actually fuck or suck dick or eat pussy or cum or is it all dry humping?
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>>220705355
>nut on this chick's face
they just show some autistic dude blowing loads on old GILFs faces on this show? What the fuck? Is this on Netflix?
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>>220701960
This is like watching people eat boogers during dinner. It's fucking disgusting and I feel sick now
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>>220705365
anon it's cable tv holy fuck
xvideos dot com
tnaflix dot com
fucking >>>/gif/
take your pick and stop being a faggot
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>>220705380
they don't really show it. They play the audio of them making noises with montages of waves crashing on rocks and shit, and then they do a post coital recap. In one of the recaps, he's talking about the mess he made and wiping it off her face.
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>>220705380
>>220705473
you don't really get to see much. You see some flaccid penises and like one or two of the virgin chicks' tits. Most of the nudity you see is one. of the therapist that has a bunch of cut marks, looks souless and depressed and has the most flabbiest deflated tits ever.
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>>220705408
It's available over the air too stop using American words as if they mean anything in Europe
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>>220705536
>bro why are you saying people "drive" cross country when i personally know two people who do it on a burro every year
>uhhh saying people "eat" food is pretty inconsiderate to people who have a feeding tube
anon pls
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>>220689603
You just know.
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>>220705580
she did bend over a little too quickly
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>>220698923
That guy sounded so gay
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>>220690623
TFW u c a vagina
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I'm going to die a virgin.
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>>220704652
We have to get a r9k nigga on this show, preferably Elliot Rodger level nuts
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>>220699970
My only ever gf was a cutter due to being molested as a kid. Not well mentally like every cutter girl but dead sexy and up for really anything involving sex
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>>220705878
they already had one in season 1. Homie started handing out what he thought were compliments (for not fucking reason) and got booty blasted when a chick told him they were offensive.
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>>220705234
>entire premises of the show is you get to have sex
>dude expects to have sex
>ermm that's not how it works incel stop creeping me out
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>>220689585
they be like smoove (what?) can you teach me how to fuggie?
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>>220705877
>picrel
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I don't think id be able to have sex or even kiss a girl I don't know
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>>220702165
I'm going to assume 98% of them are white
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>>220705933
the premise of the show isn't to provide them with sex, it's to show them how not to be virgins. He went into every session expecting sex. The other virgins went into sessions hoping to learn.
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>>220701765
Anon doesn't have that McNulty energy.
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>>220702584
ywnbaw
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>>220699387
Ummm, I climaxed
Kek
That's a sexy old broad though
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>>220706002
good...? why would I want to be? Go nut into your sock you kissless virgin.
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>>220699387
>>220706025
season 2 had a huge downgrade. It was some fat old blond chick.
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>>220689603
she drew first blood, not his fault she couldn't handle the heat.
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>>220704938
the dumbest person on Retard Island could figure out what is going on in that webm. The doofus is getting to play around with the mature "teacher" who is loving every minute of it because she is obviously some sex-shrink.
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>>220706107
He had to get it on
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>>220690659
It seems like this one guy is hogging all the milfs
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>>220705142
were you expecting some piston action like Rocco? the guy can't even keep his head up and was probably spoon fed before the scene.
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>>220690659
>>220706178
damn man I forgot how hot she was in the first season. She looked depressed and sad all of season 2.
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>>220689585
This thread is probably the best /tv has seen in a quite a while. Bravo OP.
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>>220704101
>when the autistic guy nuts all over the therapists ear

Pardon?
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>>220700204
Meh, you just aren't a savage. That's a plus.
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>>220706268
they progress them through sexual acts, from heavy petting and ultimately to full penetration. They got jerked off and blown along the way. My boy bertie "made a mess"
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>>220700204
>>220706305
Not sure if it's a plus. Chicks generally want you to take the lead and don't want to have to tell you or give you permission to do things. They expect you to just know.
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>>220699714
if you were gooning 24/7, if it was your job to goon and to teach other gooners, you would be tired and blown out as well. she has used up all the dopamine in her brain.
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>>220704712
What the fuck? Was she for real? And he said NO?! Put me in that spot and I'll say "Just for you, I'm going to let you have ten minutes."
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>>220705365
you would like norwegian TV where they show full on pusy and a woman masturbating (around 34 minutes in)
https://tv.nrk.no/serie/trekant/sesong/2/episode/MYNT14100211

url looks dodgy but NRK is the website of the state broadcasting network in norway so tax payers are paying for her to fuck herself on tv
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>>220706355
bro had never held a hand before, you think he was ready to let some chick blow him? Don't worry though, he eventually felt comfortable around her and blew a load all over her face.
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>>220693143
This is the guy that go DQ'd essentially because he started acting intimidating or something? Haha. Wow, he had it made and blew it.
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>>220706197
We both know that guy has watched porn for hundreds of hours and he should know better
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>>220706355
you would have failed the shit taste chud, you're supposed to say blowjobs are gross.
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>>220706033
projecting psycho
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>>220706398
Please tell me that is in the show. Which season?
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>>220691852
it showcases male humiliation so it's kosher
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>>220689603
>immediately bends over
deep down shes hungry for that BDC
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>>220695985
>Commodification of intimacy
It's the fake intimacy that's off putting. Sex without intimacy is no different to jacking off or fucking a sex doll. Basically this show is a bunch of old, blown out whores larping as gurus teaching people how to be prostitutes.
If a show was to actually address the problems facing these people then it would be based on developing social skills and understanding the opposite sex, not rubbing granny tits.
Also, sex is unironcally easy and comes natural once you loose your inhibitions around it and are doing it with somebody you actually know and care about.
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>>220706393
wtf usually public TV content is geo-restricted. they are so proud of this shit that they let the whole world see it for free despite it being paid with your tax money.
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>>220706480
happened in episode 7. This is a pic of him wiping cum out of her hair as the laugh about it

>>220706440
cry more about it incel faggot.
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>>220706512
>then it would be based on developing social skills and understanding the opposite sex
that's literally what the show is. No one is going to webm that here, but a majority of the show is dealing with their insecurities and learning how to be comfortable in their own bodies. There's way they can fix their social skills except for showing them what consent is.
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>>220706480
>>220706520
sorry, my bad, 7th episode of the most recent (second) season.
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>>220706520
Man I need to have sex, last time was november 2024. I use porn as a crutch but nothing replaces the intimacy.
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>>220706520
What a beta. Whenever I shoot web on a chick I throw her a towel and tell her to clean herself up. My job is done.
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>>220689585
Why are all the men white
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White people, explain.
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>>220706913
one guy looks swarthy
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>>220706888
About the same amount of time for me. My last fuck was an Armenian girl who was 18 years younger than me and had massive tits. She had a hairy butt and got super clingy really fast though so I ditched her. In hindsight that was a fuckup and for the past two years I've been in gave up and waiting to die alone mode. Starting to get the feeling of needing a woman in my life again now though. Fucking misery.
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>>220707035
For me it was a girl I met on tinder. We were fucking for like a month and she started pressing me for a relationship but she was an alchoholic and had annoying gay friends so I had to dump her. I need to install tinder again but I always end up watching porn instead.
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>>220705990
>nearly all them continued being lonely people/virgin if they didn't fuck on the show when they followed up
lmao
i bet the show fucked some of their chances too even if the dubious """""therapy""""" reduced some of their anxiety and mental hangups
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There's no possible way someone could get molested as a kid and not remember it, right?
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>>220699625
I never even had that one chance.
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>>220706520
how much is the small hat tribe paying you ever time you post "incel"?
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>>220707171
no, and it's very funny to see women convince themselves they were molested by reading buzzfeed articles
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>>220707139
I wouldn't be surprised is crazy rat owning women didn't get turned on by the virgins on the show. I'm sure some of them got offers because they were on there.
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>>220707220
you're the one who started it you faggot. Go cry more.
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>>220707247
>head case needs xer meds
shocker
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>>220707171
Do you remember everything that happened to you as a kid? Do you remember everything that happened to you 10 years ago?
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>>220707233
yes, exactly what these people need is likely meaningless sex because someone thought you were a curiosity on tv. there is just as much chance it made some of their issues worse. the bs exposure and sex therapy angle is just the most palatable way to sell this circus to cover the exploitation, though im not saying this is some great crime. just not wholesome at all.
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>>220707274
response I'd expect from a kissless virgin incel sperging out.
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>>220690897
In this day and again where Gen Z and Gen Alpha freak out about on screen sex? You bet your ass it is.
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>>220704652
Dammit man I both want to do this but also if I can't at least bring me the American Version.

>>220706913
Does everything have to be a grave insult to you people? Ever consider its the UK half the people there are ordered to fuck women by Allah and the other half are afraid to go outside because they literally have juries that will infest with a single Muslim and they can then NEVER get justice for you if you are raped or murdered? just a thought brother.

>>220707171
I think I was multiple times and I am a virgin, I can't tell if it was dreams or reality. The sickest shit you can think of is what I think may have happened to me. memory is weird. In the 80s sick fucking shit constantly happened believe me.
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>>220707317
an american version would suck. I honestly think this show is trying to accomplish something. At worst it's like a well meaning zoo. An american version would make a circus out of it. They wouldn't find virgins, the would audition them and cast them.
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>>220693125
who is this white jezebel shedevil
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>>220699625
The slightly below average weird girl I liked at school got blacked and then she married a 70 year old guy to raise the baby not even capping on god. She had pale skin and was afraid of glitter.
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>>220707357
it's already a circus and the only thing they accomplished is making money
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>>220707417
I mean...that's ultimately the purpose of a show.
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>>220706512
>Also, sex is unironcally easy
the hard part is making eye contact and telling them you're unemployed, don't drive, and live with your parents
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>>220707456
yes, so let's not pretend they really want to help these people.
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>>220707493
two things can be true at the same time. I already explained why it works and why an american version would suck and it had nothing to do with helping them.
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>>220706913
>>220706913
Britain has pakis, Indians and Brits. Indians wait for an arranged marriage and pakis marry their cousins
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>>220707521
no, they can't. not when the premise is to package therapy as entertainment in a reality show format. it doesn't matter how much superficial CBT claptrap they filmed for some segments. if they wanted to actually help these people it would be a documentary style feature that engages authentically with said group. i understand where you are coming from but i reject it, even after watching more than these clips posted itt.
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>>220707587
oh, so you're saying this confidently without having watched the show? Makes sense. Everything you said or think is invalidated.
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>>220699046
based strokeposter
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>>220707609
i didn't watch the entire show but i watched a couple full full episodes and my opinion remains unchanged.
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>>220707311
SAY THE LINE SCHIZO
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I want more webms.
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>>220690446
How is this even a show in Britbong? Don't they have legalized prostitution?
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>>220708199
Have sex with voluptuous mommy doctor nurse or a heroin addict from Sunderland? I know what I need and it's a 45 year old sex professor and a camera crew with nature allegories for my semen eruption
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>>220708199
the retreat is in croatia and surrogate sex therapy where the intimacy surrogates actually have sex with clients is a legal gray area in the UK.
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>>220708260
>surrogate sex therapy
what in the fuck is this, and why would you need it if gash is just down the block for a tenner?
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>>220708287
Well, when not filmed for Britbongs to gawk over and pretend it's helping people there is some evidence that intimacy surrogates can help people get over their issues. The practice itself has its supporters and detractors among sex therapists and apparently the UK Association of Sex Therapists or whatever the fuck does not recommend it since you naturally run into a lot of ethics issues that have to be taken seriously.
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>>220708260
A previous documentary about this exact subject had an Englishman go to the Netherlands to see a sex therapist that actually had sex with clients. I wish I remembered the name but the guy was really lonely and isolated and it helped him a lot
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>>220708287
>>220708344
Its just sleaze dressed up
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>>220693507
>. All he had to say was "you're giving me a boner"
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>>220708407
>All he had to say was "you're giving me a boner
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>>220708407
>>220708467
https://youtu.be/fRLHdY02AKE?t=1316
guy in question time stamped to showcase how much of an incel he was and the actual part where he gets rejected. He deserved it.
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>>220708612
he did but when running a circus you can't be surprised when an animal shows up
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Grim as fuck. Imagine losing your virginity to some way past her prime roasty while being filmed for the entertainment of the plebs.

Prostitution is pretty much legal in the UK, you can go online, find a prozzy, text her and within an hour be fucking her. You got to pay obviously, and it can be slim pickings but it's got to be better than putting yourself through this shit.
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>>220691121

brilliant take. never heard it before.
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>dude just have sex lmao
How? Apart from knowing that penis goes in vagina, I have no fucking idea how it works. I only watch tickling porn so I have no visual frame of reference either. I've seen pictures of vaginas before and they're fucking horrifying.
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>>220699899

when i finally had sex, i couldn't believe i ever wanted it as badly as i did in the first place. in many ways, i wish i'd stayed a virgin since i think it would have preserved some greater degree of drive and ambition. i just never really cared about anything.
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>>220705982
realest post ITT. can someone give a QRD on how it happens?
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>>220709043
You have to make the first move. Sorry herbivore men but you just do. If you're spending time together in a clearly romantic way just wait for a quiet moment and kiss her. That's all.
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>>220708247
>Narrator: Looks like Nigel might be biting off a little more than he can chew
>Nigel goes cross eyed, mouth agape
>Cut to volcano eruption
>Cut to sea-foam spraying a woman playing at the beach
>Cut to oil spraying out of the ground
>Cut to a natural water geyser
>Cut to woman getting hit in the face with a cream pie

On a more serious note, do bong's actually sit around as a family and watch this show or is it just something shameful that people watch alone?
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>>220709279
only boomers watch tv
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>>220709279
Bongs need a x-content loicense + ID verification now, so it's easier to just watch state-approved smut on tv.
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>>220691852
It's like 600 pound life, modern day freak show.
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>>220709089
nobody with two brain cells to rub together is going to touch anybody even with clearly expressed consent because no matter what they will lie and ruin your already shitty life because they can and will never be thought of as a culprit
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I'm almost 40 and now that I have a decent job and can get dates women think I'm trying to feed them some kind of pickup line when I admit to being a virgin
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>>220709089
i think the hard part is that the kissless incel virgins in here can't even make it to the hanging out romantically part. Your advice doesn't work for them either becuase their take away is "wait for a quiet moment" and they'll think they have a greenlight when the chick has not given them any signal whatsoever.
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>>220709600
why admit you're a virgin?
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>>220709626
i havent talked to a woman in 15 years
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>>220709646
I'm not going to lie, I plan on going to Heaven
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>>220709626
SHES NEVER GOING TO FUCK YOU OR EVEN LET YOU WATCH FAGGOT

K Y S
Y
S
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>>220709707
poor virgin is throwing a fit
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>>220709279
Kek
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>educational segment
>extreme close up of the guys dick, showing the frenulum
>shot of woman with her legs open is shot from the side so you can't even see the pussy at all
How am I supposed to learn?
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>>220707284
Yes. Yes.
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>>220709796
You’re supposed to accept your homosexuality
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>>220707317
Wha happen?
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>>220707392
>not even capping on god

Sounds like she dodged a bullet.
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>>220708612
What is the actual timecode? It won't load properly at the actual time and starts from the beginning because it can only be watched on YouTube due to age restrictions.
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>>220710125
21 minutes and change.
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>>220708996
You're gay. RIP that bandaid off right now bro.
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>>220709736
>le virgin
>le incel
nothing more? what a bore!
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>>220708361
Virgin School (2007)
There's another similar one called 40 year old virgins.
I could upload them but catbox is shitting itself as usual. I think it's on dailymotion. You see grannies getting plapped.
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>>220707360
Joy Rigel, pure sex

>>220704712
>If you actually want to have sex you get mocked like the balding chud from season 1.
When he asked to explain himself, he repented and said:
>Thank you. I want to share that with you. I want that connection.
Makes me wonder if it is scripted.
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>>220709089
>If you're spending time together in a clearly romantic way
how do i get to this point in the first place you fucking faggot
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>>220710806
Talk to woman
Learn mutual hobby
Spend time together
???
Kiss
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Lel just watched the scene after the baldy got rekt by his whoreapist where the dude came in his pants after that chick was just dry humping him. Holy shit. I was pathetic when I was a teenage virgin when it came to sexual situations but holy FUCK.



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