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Imagine hiding in her bush haha lol
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>He hasn't seen the best Cthulhu Mythos film
>>220691374That's what that is? I watched a few minutes of it and fell asleep cause they do nothing.
>>220691412If you pay attention yes, it's cosmic horror.
Some billionaire just called me poor. What horror movie should I put on?I already have never worked a day in my life and have top 1% income.
Based
>>220691476you live with your mother and should stop spamming off topic shit
>>220691408>Why isn't Leatherface scary anymore?
>>220691476Highway to Hell 1991 1080p BluRay x264-OFT
>>220691483I've seen this but can't remember much outside of some kind of car chase
>>220691495How is that off-topic?It is a friendly discussion. Anyways, I already make top 1% income, why is he calling me poor.Anyways, what is the meta for this weekend?
>>220691540>what is the meta for this weekend?you loading up a shotgun and blowing your head clean off. eat shit.
>>220691507Can't believe you forgot the part where the guy fucks a pinball machine woman
>>220691554Why are you telling me to eat shit?
Hey, fellow working folks! Just got home from work and now I’ve got two whole days to hang out here and enjoy some horror kino goodness. How’s everyone doing today?
>>220691555Bit of a blur. I remember the anime well though, even though the plot was kind of mushy the visuals were very well done.
>>220691664Chillin and Killin. Hope you make the most of your free days
>>220691697>I remember the anime well thougI bet you do you dirty little dog
Watched Monsterland, it was very hit or miss like a lot of anthology series. It peaked with the mermaid episode.
>longs your legs
>>220691719I usually just use the weekend to rest and recharge after my 5-day work week, lots of sleep, relaxing, and taking it easy to recover. Waking up at 7am five days straight really takes it out of you. I will definitely watch the Mummy tomorrow. Pretty annoying that it literally says “Lee Cronin’s.” I really don’t like when directors do that.
>>220691757what's your top anthologies?
TFTC is the breast anthology.
Just put on Zombeavers
>>220691839This is the Gremlinhood faggot get lost
>>220691839I will discuss horror films of all mediums in this thread thank you very much
>>220691872What does Gremlins have to do with anime?
>>220691839once again jeet, eat shit
>>220691874No you won’t, actually. Someone post the banned list.
Banned movies on /hor/>Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0>Terrifier 4>Bring Her Back>Talk to Me>Midsommar>Army of Darkness>It Follows>Babadook>28 Years Later>Phenomena>Abigail>Longlegs>Longlegs 2>Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (both)>The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>horror-comedies>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned*>the entire animation genre is also banned*>all of David Cronenberg’s films*
>>220691874she deserved it
>>220691957Thank you. anon
>>220691812Tales from the Crypt (1972 movie and the series)Trick r TreatThe ABCs of DeathV/H/SV/H/S/2CreepshowCreepshow 2HolidaysOf those Trick r Treat has the most consistent quality of the segments
>>220691874I wonder if Disney gave them guff for the mickey shirt
>>220691867This movie is funny
>>220691997Haven't heard of Holidays. I've been meaning to watch Night Visions but I haven't even seen the original Twilight Zone series so I should do that first.
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>>220691957Your movie club’s ban heavily targets modern “elevated” horror, cult gore franchises, transgressive body horror, and ironic/meta horror-comedy.major themes jump out:* The “Elevated horror” / A24-style horrorA huge chunk are critically acclaimed arthouse horror movies:* Hereditary* Midsommar* Talk to Me* It Follows* Longlegs* Barbarian* Nope* The Babadook* slow-burn psychological horror* metaphor-heavy horror* “prestige horror”* movies people online hype as “deep”Horror nerd dork movies* Army of Darkness* Gremlins* The Return of the Living Dead* A Nightmare on Elm Street series* Lair of the White Worm* VHS franchise during OctoberThey may be trying to avoid “obvious horror club picks” and force people into more obscure selectitionsYou explicitly mentioned:* horror-comedies banned* animation bannedThat removes:* campy fun horror* goofy cult classics* animated horror/anime horror5. “Feminist horror” banThat’s a major clue because many of these films are commonly discussed through:* trauma* gender* grief* social commentaryExamples:* Midsommar* The Babadook* Barbarian* Talk to MeSo the club may specifically dislike:* social-commentary horror* “trauma allegory” horror* movies discussed in academic / online discourseOverall vibe of the ban listThe underlying theme is probably something like:“No mainstream horror discourse movies, no prestige/A24 horror, no ultra-gory shock horror, no camp-comedy horror, and no over-discussed cult classics.”It feels less like a single genre ban and more * avoiding “basic horror fan canon”* avoiding movies everyone online already talks about* avoiding divisive discourse-heavy horror* forcing deeper cuts or unusual picksHonestly, it reads like a club trying very hard to prevent people from picking:* the most popular Letterboxd horror movies* Reddit horror favorites* or “safe” horror club choices.
>>220692214Based
>>220691917Gremlins is on the faggots "ban" list he spams here
Hey /hor/ bros! What the heck should I watch tonight? I'm feeling something old school:>Valley of Death (1989)>Spellbinder (1988)>The Beast Within (1982)>Dreamaniac (1986)>Dark Tower (1989)>Savage Weekend (1979)>X-Ray (1982)>something else???
>>220692288I vote Blood Diner (1987)
>>220692214I knew the movies were not random desu
>>220692214@Grok is this true?
>>220692214I guess I'm a horror nerd dork then you racist
>>220692288I haven't seen any of those. But leave us a review after whichever one you pick.
>>220692328Racist? Racism isn’t on the list.
>>220692288I'll be honest with you chief, I have no idea what any of those are but The Beast Within is a pretty good name so I vote for that one.
>>220692214Imagine being such a schizo you have to post verbal diarrhoea on 4channel.Take your meds faggot lol.
>>220692288The only one I've seen is X-Ray, so I vote that. The woman in it is gorgeous with nice puffy nipples, too
>>220692431It also goes by the name Hospital Massacre, and that lovely lady is Barbi Benton. >>220692357I'd started watching this a while back. It was a bit slow but had some pretty cool 80's special effects, so I might give it another shot.
>>220692288>Savage Weekend (1979)>TV Guide called it "A truly reprehensible exploitation film... Ultra-low-budget and shot on grainy color stock, the film is borderline pornography, and the gore effects are extremely gruesomewtf watch that one
>>220692288Valley of Death is the most appropriate for the holiday weekend but don't let that influence you if you've seen it already. Better to go with something you haven't seen.
>>220692431>>220692475Send me back please. Right now.
>>220691957>Obsession not mentionedBased /hor/
>>220692266The Mysterious Enchanter 1996
Tonight's kino
>>220692808Based. Give us a follow-up when you finish it
>>220692482kek, good rec from TV Guide
AWOOOO
>>220693336>UNLIMITED POWER
>>220691412Ifs not cthulu mythos kek But it requires you to be patient
>>220691374This is one of my favorite movies of all time. I think it's an actual 10/10. It's just ambiguous enough to keep me up at night.Also it's beautiful and Lynchian
Do you guys think “the backrooms” has any potential? I’m genuinely not sure. The zoom zoom director was born the year I graduated high school. I like the mythos (from what I’ve read anyway) definitely has potential but IDK. Also lol at that stupid picture with him and the guy who did obsession, that weirdo from Dead Meat. That dude is weird as fuck, like skeletons in his closet vibe, his wife too. Wouldn not be the least bit surprised if those two get exposed for something weird
>>220693616I don't think the year the director was born in has an impact on the film quality unless he's like 19.That said, it's going to be shit. It's based on a 4chan creepypasta.
>>22069361650/50. I'm not sure it'll survive the transition to a full length film. You need more than a concept and a jumpscare to do that, you need a story arc.Introducing two main characters is probably smart to pad it out. But he needs to invent something new and exciting for how it progresses. The short had an great ending, but the film would need something else.
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>>220692214Nigga thinks I'm gonna read allat.>>220692808Classic
>>220693767It's okay Jason, just keep practicing
>>220692864Really well paced, great gore effects, well done stop motion, fun cast - I enjoyed it.Also like Puppet Master it had this dreamy operatic soundtrack.I wonder if it had an influence on Child's Play, or if that was already written? The flesh inside dolls part was a core (and excellent) twist in both.
>>220694055Also this chick had the kind of nip slip that makes me think Stuart Gordon pulled the "no no, we'll totally cut that out" trick.
>>220692357>>220692335Just finished The Beast Within. I'd forgotten about the opening scene, which is a flashback where a woman gets raped by a werewolf which leads to the lead beast played by Paul Clemens who does a terrific job. Unfortunately, the pacing thereafter gets pretty bogged down by the sheriff and other townsfolk "investigating things". I wouldn't mind if it'd been more sporadic, but it's literally every other scene. Also, I must've fast-forwarded to the end when I watched it before, because the special effect like in picrel only show up in the last 20 mins, which is pure kino. Oh yeah, and he had a cutie gf played by Katherine Moffat. Other than that, I can't really give it a full recommend, but it's not awful. Anyway, tomorrow I'll put on Savage Weekend or Valley of Death (or perhaps both), which hopefully ends up better.
>>220694165Nice, thank you. Added.
Non shitty streaming sites?
What some movies that you have to know about if you're gonna claim to be a horror fan? I think Popcorn is up there. Also "Night Of The Creeps" if you don't like that movie, you don't like horror.
>>220694821I think The Beyond
>>220694705They all suffer from the same issues; the video is low bitrate 1080p/720p and it will buffer/disconnect numerous times.
Mainland China needs to fucking stop with these giant creature CGI movies. The CGI is always shit and never gets better. How can a country of allegedly 1 billion people not have a few that are great at CGI creation?Anyway, which of the Big Snake series is your favorite?>Snake (2018)>Snake 2 (2019)>Snake 3: Dinosaur vs. Python (2022)>Snake 4: The Lost World (2023)>Snake 5: Monster City (2026)
Yo, this shit is awesome. Why did I took so long to give it a watch?
>>220694821For me, it's Dog Soldiers.
>>220694821There are different tiers of progression in horror fandom and I'd put the three movies mentioned so far at a sophomore level, and even then it isn't necessary to like every movie to be within a tier, just to have watched it. I don't think a person can claim to be a horror fan if they haven't seen Saw, but I fucking hate that movie. I think you have to see Nosferatu '22 also, but can understand not enjoying a silent movie. I think the main qualification for being a fan is openness and trying something out even if you think you might dislike it.
>>220694964Do you think Creepshow is up there?
>>220695014Yeah, at sophomore level probably. Creepshow 2 is junior, lol.I started a list matching particular movies to every level of education last week in response to another /hor/ thread but got bored and trashed it. I started with The Count segments of Sesame Street at preschool level, lol.
>>220694924I hate CGI so don't watch any of it. Even Godzilla Minus One didn't entirely scratch the itch.
Has there been a good recording of the corner/vase scene from Obsession posted anywhere? I'd like to rewatch it.
>>220694821>Chopping Mall>Rawhead Rex>The Brood>The Stuff>Society>The Lair of the White Worm >From Beyond (I would've put Dagon, but I don't mind that one being a little more niche.)
>>220695431>Societyhaven't seen this one, guess I should
>>220695585Hopefully you do. It's a bit of a satire/comedy but with tons of body horror.
>>220694938Because you read>megan fox being hot in a horror movie and being slightly sexual with amanda seyfriedand tyhought>nahDiablo Cody was spot on with this movie.
horrorfags need to step up the piracy. Some of these flicks shouldn't be relegated to a poorly seeded, poorly QC'd yiffshart
>>220695829horror probably gets a better deal in terms of blu ray releases of older films though.
>>220695670Shut up simp
What is the single scariest, most stressful, agonizing (all of these in a good way) horror or shock movie you've ever seen?
>>220695914Go be a homo somewhere else
>>220692673It is a man hating movie though, right?>>220693951There isn’t anything to read, it is in point form.
>>220695929ghosts creep me out the most for sure and Kairo has two sections that got to me. more the guy in the room than the hallway walk that people normally point to.
>>220691957>LeprechaunNever got around to watching these movies, guess there's no better time than the present.
>>220693616> Wouldn not be the least bit surprised if those two get exposed for something weirdSame, similar to when most of the anons here have their online bull finder profiles hacked and exposed. Also, the movie looks woke.
>>220695981they're pretty fun, carried by Warwick
>>220695981>>220692214What does Leprechauns fall under?Cringe?
>>220695929The Grudge always creeped me the fuck out.
>>220696013Not interested. >>220693616> Do you guys think “the backrooms” has any potential? I’m genuinely not sure.You tell me.
>>220695929Megan is Missing, I wish I could erase that movie from my mind.
>>220696045Lmao. Pathetic.
>>220696056What would your choice be, then?
>>220696045Don’t forget to leave your balls on the way out.
>>220696045Female hands made this post
>>220696101>>220696083Instead of this impotent posturing how about you name your choices and let's compare.
>>220696045Not those anons but only a woman would say this.
>>220696064He won't answer. He's just a spammer. Notice how he replied to you 3 times. Back from his ban and hopefully on his way to another.
>>220696045Explain.
>>220696045Not trying to make fun of you, but that’s definitely a movie a girl would choose
>>220696045Ooo nice to see another girl here. Yeah, I’d pick that movie too since it’s definitely problematic.
>>220696136I will never be a woman, as they say. I've been watching horror for decades and this just happens to be the movie that disturbed me the most. >>220696183What's there to explain? The scenario and events are grotesque and /hor/rifying, and the whole thing feels grounded and believable. Gore and supernatural shit doesn't really do it for me anymore for the most part. There are exceptions though, like in that movie Thelma where the protagonist is jealous of a girl so there's a scene in her apartment where all of a sudden you see her fly out of the window, screaming, before the sound cuts out completely and the window goes back to the way it was before, but the girl is gone. Where is she? In some pocket dimension to float for all eternity? Or just dead. Either way the way it's handled has always stuck with me, not even a horror film just a spooky concept that someone could condemn another person to eternal suffering or non existence at a whim to gratify their selfish desires. Anyway fuck the doubters, I'm outtie, gonna go watch Leprechaun.
>>220691374>>220691442>movie about lost innocence >DUDE COSMIC HORRORHoly reddit
>>220696282Wait, are you trans?
>>220696282it's one mentally ill freak anon, don't even botherenjoy lep though
>>220696315> it's one mentally ill freak anonYeah, this one>>220696282
>>220696282What is your gender? Curious.
Are there literally no zoomer horror movies with nudity in them? Like what gives. That safe edgy shit like Terrifier casts a smoking hot Italian bitch with a killer bod, and the best we get is a tease in the shower. I think someone’s gotta make a slasher , something really low budget, and try to find some big breasted onlyfans zoomettes who are comfortable being naked on camera to act in it. Seems like the only way forward.
>>220696310>>220696400I am a guy, but I saw the opportunity to shitpost and went with it. My choice still stands though.
>>220696532Those low budget movies do exist but only giga bogged girls ever seem to star in them. Meanwhile you can throw a stone online and hit some natural slim zoomette with a failed onlyfans. idgi.
>>220694821>you're gonna claim to be a horror fanWhy?
>>220696585Probably because those zoomettes with failed OF accounts 1. Can't act for shit. 2. Want an exorbitant amount of paypig money to even consider agreeing, especially if you want them to get naked on cam. There's a reason why their OFs failed anon
>>220696585>>220696659It’s still a fun idea. Also as far as body horror goes. Imagine super schlocky, gross out body horror movie about roasties getting BBLs in Miami or something on spring break. The main roastie maybe is a white Stacy who goes to ASU and is on spring break with her roastie whore sorority sisters
>>220696945Hang it up grem, you've been spamming all night.
>>220691757for me it was either the ep with orange is the new black girl or the one with the asian girl who stole the life of her fren. Shit made me think a lot
>>220696532They're not great movies (horror-wise) but Steve Wolsh's films Muck (2015), Fog City (2023) and Kill Her Goats (2023) are pretty much nothing but hot girls getting naked/undressing or just wearing revealing outfits. He's also directing the new Return of the Living Dead, which hopefully follows this trend.
>>220697956These are the kind of cover arts that sell tickets and copies. It just works.
>>220693638>I don't think the year the director was born in has an impact on the film quality unless he's like 19Kane Parsons is 20I am interested in the backrooms and I thought the trailers were good, but I recently watched some of the youtube series he did and am a bit more skeptical. Aside from some occasionally interesting aesthetics, there wasn't much to it and I think he went a bit too far trying to "explain" the lore and mystery. Maybe the movie will be different, but I suspect it will be one of those movies with a really intriguing and tense first half that just devolves into nonsensical chaos in the second half, but we'll see
>>220696039>You tell me.Stacked cast. So yes.
Movies with this feel?
>>220699688Which feel, exactly?
>>220699826the Sleepaway Camp feel
>>220699878describe what feel this is
What is a non-Gory horror movie made before the 70's that is good, but doesn't have any sex or nudity
>>220699688>>220699878Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
>>220699688Cheerleader Camp
>>220699878Watch the others in the series>>220700025YWNBAW Dan, kys
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TCM just hits different once the temperature peaks and you watch it during the evening as it cools down. love the stinky summer but also hate it. perfect horror month(s) next to halloween tbqh
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anyone have a link for the original AYAotD?All I can find is 2019 and single episode webripsIf worst comes to worst I'll gather the youtube channel into a single turret
>>220699903The Uninvited
>>220699688The BurningMadman
>>220699903Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>>220691254How the fuck is no one talking about widows bay? It’s like the only actually good show made in years.
>>220700989Nah, Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen mogged it
>>220700989I don't watch shows unless they're anthologies. 99% of shows are plotless soap operas that the writers have no overall plan for.
>>220700940magnet:?xt=urn:btih:C8FC5CFADDD6144227BE2C145EFBED77BA1C6E87&
>>220700989must've missed the weekly episode thread a couple days ago, and the one that lasted 3 whole days with episode 4there'll be another next week with the double episodes
>>220700989We watched Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen instead
>LEGENDARY HORROR MAESTRO DARIO ARGENTO HAS ANNOUNCED A NEW TRILOGY OF HORROR FILMS!>‘FLESH OF MY FLESH’, ‘THE GIRL WITH CRYSTAL EYES’, AND ‘THE BLACK VELVET MASK’.>WHICH HE WILL ... produce, not direct
>>220701335Flesh of My Flesh tells the story of three mothers investigating the disappearance of a teenage girl. It’s described as “a realistic and unsparing portrait of evil in its most unsettling form: everyday, unsuspected, the evil next door” as well as a “deliberate departure from Argento’s signature atmospheric horror.” The film “marks a new register for the maestro’s storytelling.”The Girl With Crystal Eyes follows the encounter between a charming businessman and a mysterious woman whose passion drags him into a spiral of tragic murders.The Black Velvet Mask explores the minds of three young women from different social backgrounds and origins, united by the same nightmare: a man in a black velvet mask assaults them and throws them from a balcony. The victims manage to unmask him — but when they wake, they cannot remember his face.
those are some of the most giallo titles to ever giallo
Reminder it's not giallo if it's not Italian.
>>220694860I haven't really had any buffer problems on this new webring generation of sites and you can say low bitrate compared to a bluray remux I guess but I tell you what the blacks are actually black and not splotchy blobs like on value sized ~3GB torrents
Just watched Normal featuring Bob Odenkirk and Jess McLeod. Gem.>B-but it's not horrorIt's directed by Ben Wheatley who did Kill List, Free Fire, In the Earth, and Meg 2: The Trench.
>>220700989safe-"horror"
>>220701544Also>Bob Odenkirk, Jane Schoenbrun to Executive Produce Jess McLeod’s ‘She’s Nonbinary’ Dark Comedy>Article from last year>The short is coming out soon on June 5Based!
>>220701025>>220701331Came out two months ago and not as comfy.
>>220701544Was it good?
>>220701335>>220701364it's probably best that he produce at this point - just be like Raimi and hand pick some up and comers like for the new Evil Deads to direct
>a demonwarp 4k scan came out this yearneat
>>220701838Are we hype?
>>220701910Based
I just watched Undertone and it was awful. Genuinely awful. >another shitty, "we can only make this movie because it has one actor and one location" movie >another shitty Sinister-tier "main character watches things in his house and the climax is when he watches the final thing so we have to make shitty excuses for him to not watch them all in the first act" movie I understand independent film makers have to work with a limited budget but fuck. What a waste of time.
>>220702015But the audio design was cool.
>>220702046Maybe? Nursery rhymes played on warped cassette tape seems so cliche to me. I think the cassette tape scene from The Sixth Sense did it way better.
>>220701063I am much obliged, thank you. orz
>>220701925no
I watched Lee Cronin's Mummy.I wasn't sure what to expect going in. I was pleasantly surprised by the opening 30 minutes. But I was also kind of annoyed because I feel like the key to making a good horror is that the victims 'sort of' deserve it (not always obviously). And the family did nothing wrong. It's like "here's a nice, normal family, now watch as their daughter gets kidnapped for 8 years lmao".But after that it just gets boring and they constantly act like retards. "Hey, she just headbutted her grandma and can't talk. Maybe we should like take her to a special centre or something?" "Nah""Okay so she just bit into her dead grandma's neck (and btw not totally convinced she didn't have something to do with killing her) and then drank the oozing embalming fluid from her in front of all the guests. And our younger daughter just tried to murder one of our guests, also by biting him in the neck. Do you think maybe we should do literally anything?" Yeah okay let's lock her in her room and wonder what to do next"And don't even get me started on the Egyptian cop. I guess in Egypt there's literally no due process?I feel like it had a lot of potential but like it was just kind of shit. Shame.
>>220702175You're not wrong, but you're overthinking it. It was just meant to be a purposefully gross and offputting body horror/splatter movie. Dialog and character decisions are bad and nonsensical, but that's to be expected from a Blumhouse movie. Egyptian cop was cute. The focus tested feel good ending was by far the worst part of the movie.
>>220701364>the story of three mothersMMMMMMMMmmmm
>>220694821>>220694964Once you're out of highschool, you stop caring about that kind of thing
>>220693880I can't tell if those are the best or the worst boobs I've ever seen
>>220691254Hellsing disagrees
>>220703556I can’t tell if you’re pathetic or a simp or both
>>220703556any boobs that aren’t mid-80s bolt-ons are good imo
>>220702335> Egyptian cop was cute.Shut the fuck up.
>>220696578> I am a guyI can tell you’re a girl or a guy who removed all the testosterone from his body.
don't be gay
>>220702335Die simp Die
Egyptian cop was cute
damn they wrecked the lady from Murder She Wrotehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YHDYQt3BGAs
>>220704457Glad my shilling of this movie has paid off.
The eternal debate.
>>220701478What are some non Italian giallo inspired movies tho?
>>220704971Dressed to Kill, Blow Out, and Cruising definitely pretty inspired by giallo movies. I imagine that De Palma is a pretty big fan Argento fan. More recently, Malignant definitely has giallo influence in it. There was a Canadian parody of giallo movies called The Editor that released a few years back too.
>>220704971The one from De Palma about the sister was good
>>220702335>>220704414Trve. It's good she got screentime since she got cancelled in Gladiator II with her scenes getting cut.
If anyone watched Lee Cronin's The Mummy and wants more of the actress who played the wife, watch Victoria (2015). It's a German crime thriller shot in a single continuous take. Absolute gem.>A young Spanish woman who has recently moved to Berlin finds her flirtation with a local guy turn potentially deadly as their night out with his friends reveals a dangerous secret.
How does Vinegar Syndrome get away with releasing 4K scans of mediocre B-flicks for $50?
>>220705702Bold of you to assume I haven't seen it already.
>>220705054But not Body Double?
>>220705702I will check it out but she’s not attractive.
>>220705752I'd say that's more slasher than giallo. Dressed to Kill and especially Blow Out have the black gloved killers using razors and ice picks and stuff. The one scene in Blow Out where the killer takes the ice pick, stalks the lady, and then kills is shot and framed identically to a giallo.
>>220697956hmmm some positive news for that film then
>>220705704I don't know, but now I wanna watch The Mangler 1 and 2. I don't think I ever saw 2.
>>220702015Would have been better as a ghost film and not demonslop
>>220705968Based
>>220705828De Palma stuff is similar to giallo because both were directly and deeply inspired by Hitchcock but I think it was independently of each other.
>>220705702other anon here. If you liked real one take in Victoria, try Nightride from Stephen Fingleton (the director that made The Survivalist kino)
This is her now pretty much. Do above looking average females ever age gracefully?She looked pretty terrible in Dark Glasses even though I enjoyed that movie immensely. Dario Argento doesn’t make bad movies. Also, on my instagram, the best looking girl on it I have had on it since 2018, well, she aged out. And guess what? She got implants, and botox and lip fillers. She is only like 28 now too. Looks fucked now.
>>220704835I need to rewatch Suspiria, I get the feeling I'll still pick The Beyond though. I just love that shit even though some of the special effects are disgusting. Not like I'm watching gore, like I'm looking at food that's gone off or something.
>>220706778> Do above looking average females ever age gracefully?No, they don’t.
>>220702175Them portraying Egypt as an underdeveloped shithole with 80s level tech was certainly an interesting choice. Stilling using DOS computers and VHS tapes.
>>220707803Weirdly enough, it was actually the corded landline phone that made me pause(but I also love the she couldn't just record the screen on her phone and then text the video to him, so instead she had to buy a plane ticket)
One of the many fun things about being a mentally disturbed raging alcoholic is that sometimes you watch a movie and don't remember doing so. So you get to rewatch it.Like now I'm going to watch Shelby Oaks, which I've apparently seen twice before. No I haven't.
>>220701910I have this on my watchlist. I've only seen the shitty VHS rip on YouTube, but the HD upgrade looks like a worthy rewatch.
>>220708005Good for you, its rather enjoyable. Right now I'm pushing through Faces of Death
>>220702175>I feel like the key to making a good horror is that the victims 'sort of' deserve it I don't think this is true but I understand why you're reaching for it. In the original Evil Dead for example none of the characters deserve anything (well, Scott is a bit of an asshole).But I'm circling around the idea Cronin's characters have no light to them. There's only defeated sadness, frailty, worry, increasingly hopeless attempts at putting the pieces of their lives back together. Also the losses they face aren't just friends, they're children, and perhaps our minds just sequester them differently.Most films feature absurd turns of acceptance -> courage -> fight that fly under the radar to suspend disbelief.Like a lot of endings the final girl might kiss a hero, when in real life if someone's entire friend group had been massacred they would be uncontrollably hysterical.In Cronin's films, I'm pretty sure there's never even slivers of hope or relief for the characters until the very end.
>>220708005you'll probably wish you were drunk for the second half because it sucked
>>22070800510/10 film. Watch Strange Harvest after. Another 10/10 movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JCelVI6U68iykyk
>>220708430I'll be honest anon, I do not.
>>220708283You're right, I wish I was drunk. What the fuck was that second half?Well at least it was only 79 minutes long.
It's finally time. If this isn't one of the best found footage movies ever I'm going weeb hunting.
>>220709716it's quite unique, not really a standard ff horror
>>220709716I'm convinced the director put loud jumpscares into the movie on purpose to wake people up and keep them from sleeping through the whole movie. If you have insomnia, this is the movie for you.
>>220709716Cool. Is this on the popular streaming sites?
>>220710382pretty sure it's on youtube
>>220709716Never seen this one but Noroi is pure kino. Probably the best use of the found footage format I've seen.
>>220692808such a comfy movie.
Does anyone have a webm of the tarantula or dog scene from The Beyond?
>>220694821Night of the creeps is dog shit though. For me? It's The Stuff.
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>>220701910>>220708113>>220710640Noice
Is this Carpenter's most underrated kino? There's lots of great scenes but this ending always gives me chills.
Hello working class, how is everyone’s Saturday?
>>220710702Good
>>220710702Thankfully the work I've had to do today amounts to jack and shit. The shifts a quarter done and since it's a holiday weekend it should be quiet the rest of it.
>in the mood to watch christopher walken horror>skim through his list, pick the prophecy>search it on google, available for free on tubi and pluto>both versions are hard spanish-dubbed
>>220710609I can't get enough of the stuff
>>220710702Have you told your parents you're gay yet?
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>>220710883You should learn español amigo
Gay Nazis not welcome 24/7
>>220711528Neither are redditors
Will put on Gaua (the Night). Spanish horror.
>>220710883>Watching youtube>All the ads are in Spainsh
>>220710883>>220711994kek
>>220711993Spanish horror is very underrated.
>>220711994>load up torrent>russian man starts talking as usual>try to switch to english audio but there is none>fuck>remember I'm watching a japanese movie
I have seen The Tenant, Possession, and Nosferatu. Are there any other Adjani horror kinos?
>>220711993Horror/fantasy. Cool
>>220712114>>220712169Turning it off, the subtitles are wrong.
>>220712165good taste
I have put on the Glass Ceiling.
>>220712190Stop talking to yourself.
>>220712165Diabolique
>>220712225Don’t tell the feminists in here about this one.
>>220712228Why do you say such things?
>>220712225Next you can watch Glass Trap and Glass Coffin.
>>220712276Ignore him, he loves to do this.
>>220710883Pretty sure the English version is still on there.>>220711994I get this on everything and it's driving me insane. Ok, insaner.
What happened?
do you guys like my new figure
>>220712403It looks fantastic. However, please discuss it somewhere else.
>>220712136>put on the 2016 remake of the 1960 western magnificent seven which is based on the earlier jap seven samurai which was inspired by early hollywood western cowboy shoot'ems>look online for jap dub of 2016 remake
>>220712197I look like this
>>220712436sorry i for one am glad terrifier 4 is taking a while to make. 3 was clearly rushed and suffered for it. It was missing an entire chapter and the director even said that Cineverse told him to keep it under 2 hours and he was ripping pages out of the script.
>>220712403Kino. I just ordered a NECA Alien actually.>>220712480Don't apologize to that gremlin.
>>2207124802 was reddit3 was woke and reddit 4, pass.
>>220712480The whole going to get the sword thing? Was that confirmed? Maybe some stuff was being held for the next film.idk it was already long as fuck already I think that was the main issue.
>>220712403I look like this
>>220712621You look like a redditor?
>>220712503ty fren. Big Chap looks great and is the only NECA alien I've had that didnt give issues >>2207125103 was indeed a bit woke, how do you have two people inside a shower, completely naked, getting disembowled by chainsaws, and not show any nudity? why go all out if you arent going to make it raw? also there were 3 female deaths as opposed to like 14 male deaths. he went way overboard because everyone was calling the movies misogynistic. Damien Leone claims he never intended for Art to target women, but thats a damn lie. All Hallows Eve made it clear he targeted women with the "pig bitch slut whore cunt" carvings, and Terrifier 1 is clearly him targeting women EVEN MORE, the Call of Duty Terrifier skin EVEN SAYS "he prefers women"Why cant the evil killer be a mysoginist? Isnt that more scary?Its this culture where people want to root for the villians but cant handle if is heckin racist or sexist >>220712535He didnt confirm what he took out, but he did confirm that Cineverse told him to keep it under 2 hours and that he was, quote, "ripping pages out" to keep it under 2 >>220712621I look like this and act like this
>>220712751despite all that I personally think T3 was the best so far even though I was a big fan of 1 when it came out.
>>220712751You could say he cucked out. What a cuck.
>>220712751What a cuck.
>>220712785>>220712819stop spamming autist
I hope she survived and comes back for Terrifier 4
>>220712751This is why he is banned here.
>>220712774Yes I will agree, there was just something about that first time seeing 2 in theatres on the day it came out. Leading right off of 1 was fun.3 being shot on film helps, it looks great. I'm an actual incel-chud so I just cant get over the blatant pandering to the "terrifier is mysoginistic" people. I wonder how they will handle Siennas cousin "Gabby" actress aging up before they shoot 4. They confirmed the movie will take place around new years eve, which means it will probably take place a few days after the end lf 3.So, Gabby falls into hell with the sword. Sienna goes to hell to resue her. They escape using a rocketship to the moon. Unironically. In 3 they made it a whe scene about "sienna and gabby in a cardboard rocketship to the moon"thats how they'll escape hell. its gonna connect to all hallows eve too. screencsp this.i am in the top 5% smartest terrifier fans.
>>220712931Not interested
>>220712751Terrifier is safe edgyslop for reddit basedlennial beardoids, and zoom zoom beaners who smell like shitty weed. Expected anything actually offensive from that guido fag Damien Leone is fucking silly. Can you imagine if Art murdered an interracial couple with mixed kids? Or some tranny. Damien Leone would lose his career.
70s giallos so comfy
>>220713173> Can you imagine if Art murdered an interracial couple with mixed kids? Or some tranny.He wouldn’t dare to that, he is a cuck now.
>>220713173Ehh, the first movie had him kill a tranny, skin it, then parade around wearing its hair and nipples, prancing around like a woman in a mocking way.But I know what you mean. I lost most interests in terrifier when a new employee started, and stunk like absolute fucking shit. Gag inducing stink, ruins the room for an hour kind of stink.He wore a Terrifier shirt every day.
>>220712931I can't believe people are invested enough to know the character names for this shit. There's no story whatsoever it might as well just be the torture scenes presented as a Family Guy montage. WOAH LAWIS THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME I SAWED A WOMANS FACE OFF AND FED IT TO A DAGH
>>220713209And that roastie is hitting the wall. They didn’t show full frontal puh when it would have made sense. Dami isn’t dropping Shart the clown part 4 until like 2027, and I doubt there’s gonna be anything else. Terrifier 3 had that 10/10 blonde smoke show and barely showed anything. I hate the antichrist and roasties
Terrifier movies are garbage with zero substance
>>220713255agreed anon. agreed.>>220713240I remember her name.
Just watched When Evil Lurks (2023). I don't get why it was so hyped. Dumbass characters, mediocre writing, and rules that don't matter or seem contrived. It was a below-average, 4/10 horror. Some good deaths, I guess, but I've always maintained that if a film can't frighten people through dread and relies on gore, then it's not a great horror.
Kill Terrifier fans.
>>220713307You’re a fucking pedophile piece of shit. Fuck sickos man.
>>220713386agreed
>>220713404wtf where the fuck did you get that from? because I know the characters names? get a grip.
>>220710640I was thinking of watching Elvira so I watched a trailer on youtube. Am I wrong, or is it just a bunch of "hey buddy, my eyes are up here!" jokes.
>>220713386With what? The frail limbs of a weakling child like yourself?
>average shart the clown enjoyer
>>220713776I mean yeah basically lol. Thats kinda the point. I used to have an Elvira poster in my room when I lived in Montana as a teenager. Great jork material.
Bake fag
I'll bake
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Fulci totally copied the cat scene from Inferno in The Beyond with dogs.
