We can't be together, Anakin.
>>220691985I hate Star Wars so much it's unreal
>>220692037>It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere
>>220691985>ye you are way too old for me
>>220692037Good morning Alderaan
Little Ani, we can never have sex. Please understand. You're a Jedi and it's not right.Also when are you going to call the Jedi Council and tell them to make you a Master? You're going to call now, right?By the way, do you think my anus is showing? I know Obi-Wan will be here any moment. You don't think he'll mind, right? It's a traditional Naboo dress for receiving guests, it can't be helped. Why are you so mad all the time Ani? Is it because your mom is dead? Anyway I think my anus is showing, oh well.
>>220691985PLEASE PADMEILL SUCK YOUR CLITYOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHITILL EAT YOUR SHIT LIVE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE JEDI COUNCIL!!!!
Kenobi really couldn't tell these two were fuckin?
>>220691985>PLEASE PADEMA BE MY SEX SLAVE, I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR CLIT AND EAT YOUR SHIT!
Can our peepees be together?
>>220691985women will dress like this while rejecting you and hold up a sign saying "still not asking for it"
>>220692543I am pretty sure he did know. He says at one point "your thoughts betray you" while Anikin is whining about it after meeting her again in Ep 2. I think Kenobi just believed Ani was having normal horny thoughts and wasn't the obsessive weirdo Ani actually was. He clearly made lots of excuses for and willingly turned a blind eye to a lot of things about Ani he should not have. He didn't have to do much guessing about who the father was when Padme was knocked up in Ep 3.In the Clone Wars cartoon Ahsoka knew and Anikin's closest clone troopers knew, but everyone actively ignored it because they liked him too much. When Anikin tried confessing to Ahsoka she explicitly tells him she already knew. The cartoon was so fucking kino toward the end.
>>220691985Woulda made more sense if she’d been pursuing him cause she either didn’t know or didn’t care about the Jedi Code thingGives time for Anakin to actually spell it out for the audience (in that movie) as he tries and fails to rebuff her
>>220692819Clone Wars appreciator. Nice. I didn’t think it germane to the conversation before this, but it was all the more clear Obi Wan knew in the cartoon. Remember how Anakin snuck a call to Padme with Rex on the door as lookout? Obi Wan spoke in a way that it’s understood just how much he had intuited of the situation.
>>220691985Lucas is a bloody genius for this. The prequels were kino.
>>220691985>shoves her hairless snatch in Anakin's face and begins vigorously masturbating until the room starts to smell musky, her actions are making loud wet sucking sounds, and pussy grool is dripping down like a faucet >"A relationship between us is impossible. I'm a senator."
>>220692234porthole
>>220692037good, let the hatred flow through you
>>220692234Movie would've been more kino with the cuck triumvate
>>220692819The real question is, does Anakin know about Kenobi using Ashoka as the clone troopers' motivational cum dumpster?I hope they explore this dynamic in the next season of Ashoka.
>"No Anakin. Even after secretly crossing oceans of stars together to rendezvous at my lush home planet far away from the prying eyes of your religious order and my senatorial duties and decorum where we spent the day running in verdant green fields, rolling and laughing in the grass and swimming in crystal blue waters, even after a private romantic dinner at a idyllic lakeside villa, and even now in this tranquil, private dark room, next to this soft fire lighting me in a warm ethereal glow, with my tight supple body agonizingly writhing in desire just mere inches away from you as my pheromones enrapture every essence of your heightened Jedi senses, just practically begging for you to envelope me in your immense arms and consume me in mad, carnal animal passion, you still can't have me. Not my heaving breasts, not my blatant subconscious desire for you to choke me until my eyes roll so back into my skull I literally see the face of the Naboo gods but all I can manage to say to them when I try to speak comes out as nothing but inane babble in moaning, primal grunts. No Anakin, you're a Jedi and I'm a senator. I am so dedicated to my political duties that I even plucked my pubic hair into the shape the Republic emblem tonight, but no, you're never going to see that. We would be living a lie, like how I'm lying about how I am totally not wearing one of those vibrating LED butt-plug; its light matches the colour of your lightsaber. I'm so sorry about your feelings about all this, even now I regret programming R2 to record our now not-happening love making session so he could play it back for us in a 3D hologram, I shouldn't have put him up to that. Oh Anakin, I hope you understand. If you'll excuse me, I will now retire. I'm now going to my quarters to sleep in nothing but this rare, black Nubian silk high cut see-through thong and matching negligee. Alone."
>>220692819Of course he knew. So did Yoda. Half the Jedi Temple knew. It was common knowledge that when Anakin had shore leave he spent it at Padme's private Naboo lake house. Anakin's clone troopers knew, and when Obi-Wan walks past at one point after Anakin is having a secret convo with her he laughs and says to tell Padme that he said hello.Everybody knew he was dicking Senator Amidala. Nobody gave a fuck. They just didn't know he married her.
>>220692819>>220692543>>220694140It was a far bigger problem for Padme than it was Anakin. The worst Anakin gets if the Order finds out he's fucking a Senator is maybe a slap on the wrist. If thatBut Padme is the chief voice and proponent against the entire war. She makes constant speeches pushing for peace, pushing against the notion of settling differences without violence and using negotiations. What do you think would have happened to her reputation if it came out that for all her impassioned defense and demand for peace and pacifism, she was also busy getting plowed nightly by a high ranking General in the Republic Army, a war hero who was known primarily to the Republic as a cunning and brilliant warrior?
>>220692819>>220694140IIRC...having sex isn't banned by the Jedi. It's forming deep emotional attachments and refusing to let go. In the comics, Jedi could have sex. But they were supposed to treat it like exercise or a fun relaxing release. Nothing more. That wasn't enough for Anakin. He passionately gets attached to everyone close to him. He gets so attached that he will threaten violence to anyone that tries to take away his close friends and family. That's a big no no.
>>220692234Is this an ai edit. Or is Hayden Christensen actually in the movie with pink hair stripper?
>>220694215Yes, nobody cares if a Jedi gets their dick wet. Nobody cares if they love either, as long as they don't get attached in the process. Jedi don't have to be celibate or chaste.Lucas equates marriage with possession and attachment, but Lucas does have a fucked up view of marriage because of his failed marriage.
>>220694275I think Lucas just didn't write Anakin well. He wanted Anakin to be well meaning, but overly attached and obsessed. It takes a special kind of writer and director to pull it off. Iirc Lucas didn't even want to Direct the prequels. He wanted to help produce and write them, but have someone else direct them. But no directors were willing to do it because slices was in conflict with the DGA (directors guild of America). The DGA demanded that the movie put credits at the start of the Star Wars movies, but Lucas refused. Lucas put all credits at the end of the movie and cut ties with the DGA. Eventually putting credits at the end of the movie became standard practice.
>>220694418>The DGA demanded that the movie put credits at the start of the Star Wars movies, but Lucas refused. Lucas put all credits at the end of the movie and cut ties with the DGA. Eventually putting credits at the end of the movie became standard practice.Even Disney nuWars does it Lucas' way so how'd it get resolved?Does Disney operate outside the unions?
>>220691985>oils up her bare ass and pussy>twerks inches away from anakin’s face>”but i’m a senator”
>>220695174>Even Disney nuWars does it Lucas' way so how'd it get resolved? >Does Disney operate outside the unions?Once Lucas refused to obey the DGA and quit, other Directors started copying Lucas and refused to listen too. George Lucas started a trend that everyone followed. The DGA gave up fighting people who wanted the credits at the end of the movie. They blamed Lucas.However the DGA got their petty revenge against Lucas. They refused to allow Steven Spielberg (who was part of the DGA) to work on Star Wars or Direct any Star Wars movies. The DGA has rules against members working on non-union movies. Sometimes members can get an exemption, but the DGA refused to grant one. It was a petty revenge.
>>220691985>You're not circumcised
>>220695503If not for this could we have had Spielberg direct the prequels as a serious possibility?
>>220694418>The DGA demanded that the movie put credits at the start of the Star Wars movies, but Lucas refused. Lucas put all credits at the end of the movie and cut ties with the DGA. Eventually putting credits at the end of the movie became standard practice.Does anyone else think Lucas should have compromised here?
>>220695541The DGA could have not been petty fucks about where credits are put because it's an incredibly stupid thing to have a bitch fit over if somebody wants to try something different.
>>220695530>If not for this could we have had Spielberg direct the prequels as a serious possibility?Yes. I'm guessing either the Return of the Jedi or the Prequels. But Spielberg is a Hollywood Conformist. He follows Hollywood rules and avoids conflict. Unlike Lucas, Spielberg avoids conflicts or risky challenges to the system. Spielberg would never cut ties with the DGA just to direct Star Wars.
>>220695541>Does anyone else think Lucas should have compromised here?We gotta sit through 12 minutes of credits just to start the movie? That's dumb.
>>220694240It's photoshop you imbecile
>>220695691Anecdotal evidence of viewing movies suggests most people leave when the credits start rolling at the end, so if people want to make sure that their names are seen they will want it at the front.
>>220692234I can never actually see the Porthole, even though I logically know it's there, even in those ultra-HD images where you can count individual butthole hairs. It's like a reverse magic (brown)eye picture or something
>>220691985>"noo we cant have sex, its forbidden by the prophecy or something">puts on some freaky dominatrix uniformbased royal whore
>>220696514Do you see it now, anon?
>>220696023>Anecdotal evidence of viewing movies suggests most people leave when the credits start rolling at the end, so if people want to make sure that their names are seen they will want it at the front.Do you seriously think people will remember the names of every single crew member who worked in the movie?
>>220696800Omg is this realNo I still can't
I don't know about you guys but I need sex with Padme
>>220691985AHHHHHHHHHHCOOMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>220694240yeah man, he’s even got the jedi scar and everything
>>220697553Padme is only for tummy smooches
>>220691985>https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ygljgh/padme_the_queen_of_mixed_signals/There's a whole series about this.
OH N-
>>220691985Let's be real here: You don't cast the little girl from Leon The Professional if you don't want her character to give of some heavy sexual energy.
>>220698870shut up pedo
>>220698910You gay or something?
>>220692657Mogs princess Leia every day of the weekI spilt so much seed to her in this
>>220699288When I was a kid I thought Porthole was mid and I liked Leia's tits moreBut now I realized Padme was just so much prettier than Leia it's insane I used to think the other way
>>220692234Obi cucking Ani would have been kino and an actual motivation to kill the old dirty bastard.
>>220698870>a girl's first time is very important. it determines the rest of her life sexually.>MEESA GONNA SMASH DA CUNNI?
>>220691985We can have threesome with your Padawan, Anakin.
>>220699321Yeah carrier fisher has such a bland plain face and she's a bit blocky
>>220691985She wouldn't have left Anikan
>>220691985Her scarf looks like Vader's hand choking her.
>>220701101it doesn't thoughbeit
>>220692037Star Wars 1977 - based (and no blacks in the film)1980 - meh1983 - meh...1999 - made for TV movie / straight to video tier2002- made for TV movie / straight to video tier2005 - made for TV movie / straight to video tier...2015 - haven't seen after being burned on the previous attempt a Star Wars trilogy 2017 - haven't seen after being burned on the previous attempt a Star Wars trilogy 2019 - haven't seen after being burned on the previous attempt a Star Wars trilogy
>>220700268tits not big enough
>>220700268She would after his BWC was burnt to a crisp
NOOOO MY SECRET WIFE IS HOT AND MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME AND MY ALIEN STUDENT (WHO IS A GOOD FRIEND) BARELY WEARS CLOTHES AND IS PERFECTLY TIGHT AND OBEDIENT TO MEAARGGHHHHHH IM GOING INSANEWhat the fuck was his problem?
>>220702186>made for TV movieNot with that budget. Your average made-for-TV project couldn't even afford a fraction of the large-scale CGI that the prequel trilogy had. Nor the big-name actors like Liam Neeson, Samuel L Jackson or even just Natalie Portman.
>>220692521Kind of funny that 99% of /tv/ has seen Padme’s butthole creases.It’s a cute butthole, so I wouldn’t be opposed to eating anything that came out of it.
>>220691985Lucas designed that dress
>>220702859He was seduced by old creamy Sheev, sadly.
>>220702908saar
>>220703018>creamy SheevNow that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
>>220695530>>220695682I could have sworn I saw Spielbergs name in one of the credits
>>220692234>>220696800Which episode of Lazy Town is this?
>>220691985
>>220702878chuckled heartily
>>220699749artist name?
>>220691985>We can't be together, Aniki.
>>220704549ViiPerArt
>>220704616>ViiPerArtAhh, ok
>>220704738She just wanted the d.
>>220691985They literally got married in that movie and she gives birth to his children in the next movie.So it's not like she was stringing him along.
>>220704738https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1778463190954250.webm
>>220704616Ahsoka having DSLs was a blessing
>>220705529She was though
They should've made Padme trans.
>>220706125padman would've been a cute
>>220706082>Ahsoka having DSLPretty sure she only ever had ISDN.
>>220705529Not only that. In that same scene she also says something about her feelings that even Anakin being such a dumbass about it realizes it and says "so, you DO have some feelings for me!"She obviously was attracted to him, she just didn't want to act about it due to her and his positions and status.
>>220691985hotter than leia's slave dress to be honest
>>220706203Kek
>>220702878That face at the end, she switched to dumb slut mode without noticing, brilliant.
Why did Anakin, the aryan chosen one, get a jewish woman pregnant?
>>220707883ashkenazi women are like goynip to aryan chads, forbidden fruit
>>220702205and then for no reason at all he became evil
>>220691985why theres no webm of padme shaking her tits telling anakin they cant be together?
>>220692037fpbp
>>220707883Because all women are snakes. They ate the apple. All men are weak to them, as they were weak to sin. One must consume the other to survive. Some good men are meant to fall to sin in the end. Others get lucky but produce sinful offspring. It's the way of all things.
>>220708292>Padme>having tits
>>220695503>>220695530speilberg worked on rots
>>220709508No he didn't
>>220691985Lucas is a fking hack + knows toddlers and pre-teens are easy to fool.
>>220709440i mean
>>220710197and where are the tits
>>220691985They were cute together and I'm tired of pretending they were not
>>220710232
>>220692657>Lucas casts the jew for the planet of jews princess who seduces underage boys>the evil jew senator is actually a dark wizard and genocidal maniac playing both sides of an intergalactic warYa know im starting to understand why Lucas got ran out of Hollywood
>>220710583NTA, but there's something in the way, obscuring the tits. Can you get rid of that for us?
>>220696800it's getting too good...
>>220710604show us how its done
>>220710919>how its doneDunno ... just ask her nicely?
>>220692657
>>220691985>*spreads legs and fingers pussy*I get that GL was trying to convey mixed messaging but adding that was a bit much.
>>220711764OK anons I'm scared now at how good AI is
>>220711764>just a simple pic of her biting her lip>makes me harder than watching hardcore pornCan someone give me scientific explanation for this phenomenon?
She is insanely overrated.
>>220712049Overrated as a queen, underrated as a senator
>>220700268Kinda reminds me of an Asian girl I knew, but she had tiny boobs.
>>220692668they're asking for it, just not from you I guess
>>220708008We're curing cancer, right?
>>220692819>>220692887is Clone Wars worth a watch in 2026? I'm only mildly into Star Wars but the cartoon gets so much praise on the internet so I'm wondering if it's worth a go
>>220712305It's decent enough and you get to see Anakin and Kenobi actually being bros. The animation is a bit stiff but you get used to it.
>>220712339hm I do like the idea of a closer look at their relationship, the little we had in II was pretty cool. I just finished Roughnecks last month so I'm no stranger to janky animation.
>>220712305Yes.
>>220712383Basically AotC shows you the very start of the clone wars and RotS the very end, and Clone Wars shows you everything in between, which is the entirety of the conflict pretty much.It fleshes out the factions, the characters, the prequel jedi and so on. It scratches a prequel itch that the movies (deliberately) didn't address. It's actually a pretty good show and since it was made before Lucas sold it all there is a lack of fumbling which fucked up everything post-sale.I'd argue that the show gave people exactly what they wanted out of the movies and didn't get there. A cool Anakin and proper interactions and tone out of everyone.
>>220712479As a prequel enjoyer I'm convinced, downloading it now.>>220712420This animation seems pretty good.
>>220712524Episodes in the first two and a half seasons can sometimes be out of order because Lucas would randomly want to do a prequel to some episode down the line, so you should follow the chronological guide to not get confused:https://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-the-clone-wars-chronological-episodeorder
>>220712612The pattern on her belt makes the thumbnail look like she has a huge whale tail.
>>220712674>>220712690:3
>>220691985>Ok but can I come inside you?
>>220691985George Lucas can't write for shit.
>>220693869
>>220693869*closes door and then opens door*“By the way I am ovulating and we cant do this.”
>>220712699Creepy Sex Looks
>>220712612appreciate it, anon.
Can we please make this a meme?“We can’t do this anakin.”Should keep escalating and being more overtly suggestive while continually reinforcing the “no” from padme humorously.The meme should mainly revolve around making fun of female behaviour particularly when it comes to setting rules, being horny ect. But like other memes it can obviously have other themes applied. Here are some fun examples:“We can’t keep doing this bane.”“We can’t keep doing this.” Basedjak tranny cobson edits“We cant keep doing this.” Loss“We cant keep doing this Israel.”Also let’s tie it in with current media, brands and maybe more star wars! Thanks guys hope your weekends going good. *grabs you and starts raping you while grunting*
>>220712917uuuuOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!
>>220712993sounds hella freakin epic m'pedeshadilay for based keks
SEX with Padme
>Welcome home, Ani.
>>220713129isn't annie a girl's name
>>220713156Maybe.
>Joining the Senate requires a vow of celibacy, Anakin.
>>220691985I've wanted to lick your balls since you were a boy, Ani. I know the thought tortures you as much as it does me. But we just can't.
>>220712993Hello.On 4chan you don't say "can we please make this a mem"you just do it.
Mandatory.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9MsXi7n0NU
>>220713263Senators aren't allowed to lick balls, it's in the rulebook.
Padme would kick your incel asses, /tv/.
>>220713402nooo pls dont punch me senatrix
>>220713274What the fck thats epic…>>220713263This is a good meme but a bit to vulgar and arousing
>>220713402giwtwm
>>220691985>I'm sorry but we can't be together, Anakin.
>>220713788>I'm an actress, Anakin.
>>220710975i mean i didnt even had to ask her >>949523403
>>220700016For me it's Carrie Fischer in jay and silent bob
>No Anakin, you can't pad me
BRAP
>>220713956ooooof
Anakin was way too good looking to settle down like that. You can tell the prequels were written by a boomer because of how fast he rushes into marriage. Zoomer Anakin never falls to the darkside trying to save a foid.
>>220696800ENHANCE
>>220712699Nice.
A toast. To curing cancer.
>>220696800Glurp Shitto is so lucky....
>>220702878And people say the prequels are rubbish.
>>220712420>evil Sith Padme with her Togruta PadawanI would watch this.
>>220702877Despite the actors and the money, it still comes off as made for tv. How'd that happen?
Hey, little Annie. You wanna smoke?
>>220704616You misspelt VirGinArt
>>220692234Too authentic and flowing lines for George Lucas
>>220691985>Grooms Anakin>We can't be together >Why?>You're too old
>>220693799>does Anakin know about Kenobi using Ashoka as the clone troopers' motivational cum dumpsterFrom a certain point of view he did
>>220694206You forget she's a woman so would never face any consequences for this, if anything Anakin would be blamed for it somehow
>>220700268>Anakin gulped as the scent of fried anooba wafted through the Jedi Temple. "Not now!" He moaned. "Mhaster, whas wrng?" Ahsoka asked around a mouthful of cock. Anakin withdrew his member from her lips with a soft popping sound but it was too late. "Skywarker, what are doing?" gibbered Padme, her bound feet clattering on the tiles in wroshyr-wood sandals.
>>220691985I. Fucked. Darth. Ted.
>>220711764What padawan is she looking at here?
>>220691985Who said anything about a relationship you slut!? Glukglukgluk sounds resume.
>>220700268princess ching chong
>>220709508>speilberg worked on rotsNot officially. He only watched a rough cut and then gave Lucas some feedback. But he only did it as a friend and not for any credit.
>>220713956zamn
>>220696800why did she do bros?
>>220694206If the Jedi found out, Anakin would be cast out of the Order.If the Senate found out, Padme would be a Hypocrite and lose supportThey both had a lot writing on keeping it secret
>>220712612What happens if I don't follow this?
>>220692543its pretty heavily implied Obiwan knew and just let it slide, probably due to a mixture of it would be to much of a hassle to punish Anakin over it, him being the chosen one so giving him shit over things they all still feel just wasn't worth it, and the fact he did want Anakin to be happy
>>220712693And if there was any justice in the world that's exactly what it would've been!
>>220717404Watching the Clone Wars in release order is perfectly fine imo. It's easier anyway and it's honestly not worth the hassle. A few characters will confuse you but mid season 3 they stop doing out of time episodes anyway.
>>220717536Should I watch the cartoon version first?
>>220717631Why aks others what you "should" watch? Just watch what you feel like, anon.
>>220694215>join our order>cultivate mysterious powers>become a feared warrior>plow exotic pussy across the universeWho wouldn't want to be a jedi?
>>220717631The drawn one? If you want, sure.
>>220717772>The drawn one?Drawn and quartered.
>>220695503>DGA got their petty revenge against Lucas. They refused to allow Steven Spielberg (who was part of the DGA) to work on Star Wars or Direct any Star WarsHow the fuck do they have that much power ? Just say fuck off, it's fucking spielberg lmao
>>220695541No ? It's HIS movies, HIS rules, HIS liberty of expressionI thought america was about freedom
>>220711764>And here, Senator Amidala, is the training room for our young padawans.
>>220695541No. Every movie always has this irrelevant time wasting part at the beginning to have names appear on screen, only for those same names to appear at the end tooJust save it for the end, the audience doesn't give a shitLucas was based and telling the jews in Hollywood to suck his dick and eat his shit was the best possible move
>>220718219>only for those same names to appear at the end tooTraditionally, they wouldn't. Credits were always put in the intro. The crediting after the film came when they started crediting the whole crew, if not random studio employees as well. You simply couldn't properly fit the gaffer's second assistant's mother-in-law in an intro.
>>220718098Try criticising a certain Middle Eastern country and you'll learn just how free the mutts really are
>>220691985You know this woman was meant to be in politics because the first thing she did when she was left alone in a room with a child was groom him.
>>220718087>How the fuck do they have that much power ? Just say fuck off, it's fucking spielberg lmaoBecause they are a group of almost all of Hollywood's TV and film Directors. They are also technically a labor union. So they can collectively bargain with studios, and they give healthcare to their union members. One of the rules is members can't work on non-union jobs without a waiver. If you violate it, then you lose your benefits. Spielberg might be able to afford it, but lesser known directors can't.
>>220718379>with a childThere was not a single moment when adult Padme even was in the same room with a minor Anakin. They first meet when both are children/teenagers. They reconnect when both are grown up.
>>220718517He was only 19 in AotC you sick fuck!
>>220691985She owed him a handjob at the very least
>>220718473>>220718477my wife
>>220718569Cocktease mode Padme wouldn't have actually finished him, just told him her wrist was tired.
>>220693869>>220712772was she a sith double agenti mean really now
>>220718473Is that whore wearing lingerie in public?
>>220718744The shit don't have agents. There's only ever two of them.
>>220718815>The shitkek
>>220702186Nice blog post schizo
>>220720455It actually does. You just haven't tried it out yet.
lol janny mad
>>220712772Lmao.
there is no need to be upset
As much as the prequels get hated on, I think they are still entertaining.
The prequels are ripe for some editing, trimming them down, to make more enjoyable.
>>220720736Why on Earth would you post a disgusting gross neck like that anywhere other humans can see it? You are a troll of the umpteenth degree. This kills boners faster than pregnant Bill Gates
>>220722231homo
>>220722231>looking at her neck
>>220722247i want to lick these
>>220722275I don't
>>220722247She's done m8. move on with your life
>>220691985"You will have to suck my clit and eat my shit" .
>>220722305no, she's pregnant again
