Arthouse & ClassicsVUEdition>QotDFavourite bird /film/?>BonusMost /film/ic bird?Previous: >>220679142
Queen of /film/
just ate a fried egg and now I'm feeling nauseous
>>220702487>BonusRavens and owls of course.
>>220702507Pelle the Conqueror is a good movie, August just kinda fell off immediately after getting the Palm
>>220702392the gay mafia controls cannes
>>220702627The GAY mafia?!!
>>220702703That's what happened to Kevin NashIt was a hit
>>220702627Which guy in the picture is you?
>>220702490Based
>>220702490>still no Intermezzo>almost 0 nudity or her in Canto Duefuck this gay planet
>>220702797I'm Thierry Fremaux's cousinwe decide the winner late at night in Le Palais' hot tub
>>220702487>Favourite bird /film/?Ladyhawke (1985)>Most /film/ic bird?Laurie Bird
Cannes stream is live on tiktok of all places
>>220702487>>220702490>>220703050I shagged her.
>>220703210No, you did not.
>>220703204The award ceremony? Lmao. Is there any other place to watch? YouTube just circles through interviews.
Cuck rage. >>220703218
>Best Screenplay - Emmanuel Marre for A Man Of His Time>Best Actor - Emmanuel Macchia, Valentin Campagne for Coward
>>220703314https://www.tiktok.com/@brutofficiel/liveCoward best actorA man of his time best screenplay
Stop TALKING
>Best Actress - Tao Okamoto, Virginie Efira for All Of A Sudden
>>220702919Fuck Kekchiche.
>Jury Prize - The Dreamed Adventure, dir. Valeska GrisebachI fucking called it>>220702218
ANOTHA ONE
>>220703706I wouldn't blame him particularly...
The absence of pain is the most abject pain.
Xavier Dolan on the stage ewwwww
>Javis won a fucking awardgrim
>Best Director, ex-aequo - Javier Calvo, Javier Ambrossi for The Black Ball; Pawel Pawlikowski for FatherlandPathetic and indecisive I'm guessing now either Fjord or Minotaur will be getting the last two prizesOne of the guys from Los Javis is on stage right now hyperventilating
>>220703898is it the bogged one
>>220703917Aren't they both bogged
Does anyone have a link to Chanson de Roland (Kinski). The link died in the archives.
>and wheres my prizeKWAB
>>220703987Kek
>>220703929I think it's only one of them and the other is just ugly
MINOTAUR GOT THE GRAND PRIX NOT THE PALMMUNGIU CHADS???? WE ARE EATING TONIGHT!
>>220704026No I have some HOPE they'll choose the correct winner
oh fuck off, yet another film about muh "social issues" really?
>romanians stole my awardtypical gyppos
>>220704083Would be based
>>220704111You'd complain about anything thoughever
>>220704111Guess some Marvel with Subway Surfers on the corner would have been more your speed?
Daisies > Celine and Julie
Grand Prix mentioned, Frannyposting engaged.
Gypsy kino won>Liberals are LE BAD>Beating children is LE GOOD>NEON bribed the jury AGAIN Based Cannes
>>220703985Give me a minute.
>>220704186No. It's simply that it will be the same shit as Triangle of Sadness. Foreign auteur goes semi-mainstream with Hollywood actors for a bland, chickenshit "message movie" with no proper stance. The family won't be pedos, but will be told to be less harsh on the children, the mob will be wrong, and it will end with some "we should all just get along" bullshit. Pathetic.
>>220704247Big gay vibes from this kind of writing style.Reads like letterboxd reviews from the usual suspects with hundreds of likes.
>>220703985Enjoy this haute-kino.https://gofile.io/d/8hx7Vl
>>220704247We should all get along, thoughbeit, you seem mad at people wanting to be happy.>No, don't complain about anything! Suffer like the rest of us, you selfish bastards!
>>220704247Mungiu is actually a good filmmaker unlike Ostlund
Next year's jury will feature Mel Gibson, Hideo Kojima and Charli XCX
>>220704026Thank heavens because this is how i look right now waiting for Fake Nanako's response
>>220704214Love Daisies but nah>>220704216*smooch*>>220704221>Liberals are LE BADYes?
>bribes the juryNothing personell
>>220703050>Laurie Bird=(
>>220704482He's really not, bro.
the jury press conferencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g14JuMqUXtE
>>220704766I liked Beyond the Hills a lot
>>220704009I think both of them are bogged
>>220704993your taste is questionable
We are getting movies from Central African Republic now, aw hell nah, who gave them cameras?https://youtu.be/Kz66AvQEBSk
>Character says he's going to take a dump>They literally show itWhy are germans so casual about scheiße?
>>220705379Kek, which film?
>>220705341That's racist, son. Be better
>>220700333She did have some luscious lips though.
>>220705416Kings of The Road 1976
You now remember Xavier Dolan
>>220705341where is the VJ? what kind of boring african movie is this??
Xavier Dolan is an auteur
>>220705379Shitting is literally whatever, same as pissing, but for some reason people see niggas pissin' in the wind as normal, but they lose their shit if a white man takes a shit.
>>220704221>netflix lookDROPPED
>>220704221>Liberals are LE BAD>Beating children is LE GOODboth are true
>>220705574It's the "Mungiu look" it came first
Like I said >>220525416/ourguy/ won
>>220705698That's his second Palm too.
You now remember that whatever the fuck this is won the Golden Bear this year
>>220705842no, I dont
>>220705469>>220705522
>>220705842i assume it's about yellowing pieces of parchment that point the way to a pirate's treasure
R.M.N.
>>220705842I dont, but I remember this little girl who must be old enough now to be doing slutty dances in tiktok
>>220705447The most beautiful pair o' smoochers in the /film/ game, one of the many things I love about her.
careful
Huh?
>>220706143>cuck praising a literal BBC receptacleSAD!
>>220705842I mean what was the last year you COULDN'T say this about the Golden Bear
>>220706162>>220706210The time has come to throw caution to the wind.
>>220706207Very sad. Being a BBC obsessed cuck is a tragic and pathetic existence.
>>220706543Radu Jude coasted off that Golden Bear in 2021 into hipster high rankings
>>220705522Yes, just not a very good one
>>220705842When was the last time something good or relevant even won at Berlin? Proper washed fest
My man Ryu with a touch of the 'tism.
>>220706645oh I wasn't aware he had won that, fairs
>>220702946as I always say, if you want to make something coolly, it must be done hot.
is it just me or is that belt too low?
I don't know who any of these people are.
>>220707216The middle guy is hamaguchi and the other two broads beside him I couldn't tell you.
>>220707216nanako, her dad and her gf (nanako's)
No idea what to watch tonight.
>>220707278the broads are the ones who starred in his flick and won the best actress prize
>>220707308I will watch Intolerance (1916)
>>220707308How about some porn?Or maybe some French new-age erotica piece, if regular porn's not spohisticated enough for you?
Does this deformed gyppo homunculus deserve to be in such company?
>>220707343Nice. I should probably watch a silent too, maybe a Dwan.
>>220707446All hacks except for Imamura.
>>220702627found this on gay twitter
>>220707446Deserves it more than Ostlund that's for sure.
>>220707554the dreamed adventure has certainly filtered the letterboxd dorks, interesting
i need a better feel for the posters here. answer the following questions:>do you have a job>are you a poorfag>are you a virgin>how many hours per day do you spend here>what kind of car do you drive>what is important in your life outside of /film/?>how buttblasted is your general demeanor?
>>220707813Yes. To all of them. Particularly to the car one.
>>220707914the kind of car you drive is yes?why be such a faggot
>>220707939>why be such a faggotYes.
>>220707944
>>220707813Shut up, catfag.
>>220707971when did you realize that he's actually saying spook-ed and not spaghett
>>220708068years tbqh
>>220707813>>220707971>>220708104>Hide post
>>220708365sometimes he is based thoughbeit
>>220708365
>>220708365>catfag NOOOO you cant shitpost here in le scarf wearing waifufag film thread general in the television section of a chinese cartoon board NOOOOOOOO>NOOOOOOOOOO>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>220708634I've never wore a scarf in my life. It's either t-shirt or full on jacket + windbreaker for me. Only accesories needed are gloves and a beanie.
shoulda known not to trust the lb nerd clique
Where's the lie
>>220709219i dont even know what the joint is about lil bro
>>220709219Can't be worse than Triangle of Sadness.
>>220709219>muh stereotypes Normalfags are walking stereotypes, there's nothing wrong with portraying them that way cause that's how they are.
>>220709219the first part of this fits Sentimental Value like a glove
>>220708634>>220708043
Evening Gadonbros. Evening Fixbros.
He hath spoken
>>220705469>>220705522Dolan is a Gadonbro like us
>>220709779
>>220709803>Dolan cast Sarah Gadon as lead actress in fictional show that a queer child is obsessed with>Schoenbrun cast Amanda Fix as lead actress in fictional movie that a queer child is obsessed withThoughts on this parallel, /film/?
>slopzoom zoom slang, don't engage
>>220707031Is that Real Nanako?
>>220709552Amen.
>>220710680>muh letterboxdYou think he posts here?
Park chan wook here, sup bitches
>>220710924*stab*
I kept reading gyppo(s) as gyopo(s) and was very confused for a moment. Why do euroids hate gypsies so much anyway?
>>220711016Gypsies are like low IQ Jews.
Fr though... Don't report my ahh for that trvke. If you ever had any exchange with them you know what I'm talking about.
Gypsies are based
>>220711016Because they're thieves.
#CannesSoWhite(andJapanese)
Alright, enough Cannes talk.
>>220711974Way, way too much.
>>220712154
>>220711974You killed the thread, fag
I (the smooth) just marathoned this kino. What was Mann thinking?-smoothhands
Now that i've read It's Me, Eddie! i guess i should watch this, has anybody here seen it?
>>220712794Thread was born dead, lil bro.
>>220713467>Born dead>Halfway to bump limit in under twelve hours
>>220707548Lil Timmymura.
>>220713488lol
>>220712794Fixfag did it. People see that shit and refuse to post. Why would they?
>>220713747>People see that shit and refuse to postThere's this thing called "hide post" that might be of use to (You), anon. There's another thing you can do to posts that we don't talk about here that you might like too.
>>220713488Don't reply to bait, he's an absolute retard
>>220713963You can't deal with the trvth.
>>220713963Who's a retard?
>>220714449John?
>>220714543I don't think he was talking about him, so I ask again: who's a retard?
So how does Antonioni's cinematic grammar - especially in something like Zabriskie Point - compare to Tarkovsky and other 'slow cinema' long take filmmakers, that's what I was curious about Ha who am I kidding
>>220714785Tony is good while Tark sucks, there you go.
Lots of shy dudes in these threads! But we can talk...
>enhances your kino
Haven't checked these threads since last year, what did I miss?
>>220714977Cans.
>>220714977Nanako's favourite gelato joint closed down.
>>220714977Total waifufag dominance (and the death of haremfag aka stipetic)
>>220715846Gio also came and went.
Kek, Dwan basically calling talkies filmed theatre.
>>220715907He did feel sound came at the right time though.
>>220714785Antonioni's silence and pace is more opressive while Tarkovsky's is more contemplative.
>>220715887Like a gnarly fart at a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament.>>220716018That's a fine description.
>>220709830WOW WJAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!
>>220709219Such sharp and constructive criticism, he even said "slop"!
>>220715846You really are great at self delusion.>DominanceMeaning every one of you niggas getting completely put into submission? Lawl
>>220714977yt bitches and sheeet
cringe as fuck
kokuho film is very good i love that it is educational and at the same time entertaining and made with passion without silly or stupid narrative mutts could lditerally never make film like thiswell for starters simply because they have no culture
weeaboo of /film/
Just saw this,
>>220718961ok, now watch his Sims 2 movie
>>220702627>me on my way to the jury discussion room
>>220719037Not yet
You fuckers talked more about the Oscars than you're doing about Cannes.
>>220719308There were no Hollywood blockbusters for us to talk about
>>220719308there's like 6 posters in this general and 3 of them are me
grim
>i'm triggered i need to take a screenshot and post it on /film/ ahhh!!!1cringe
>>220718110this looks amazan
>>220719887>this is what privatetrackerfags watchoh my days
>>220720254
They have essentially trivialized the film festival circuit with their formulaic cookiecutter McAuteur drossNot even A24, Annapurna or Miramax were this cancerous
>>220720654Redpill me on this.
>>220720654they don't do shit, they just buy whatever hyped up movie gets selected
>>220720654If they get you so triggered they're based on my book
>>220717427Mopey-lookin', monke lookin', Breedy Pauly shaggin', luscious lipped erotic waif of /film/.
>>220720783Seven wins in a row is a dire look for the industry
>>220721159>caring for the industrythere's your problem
YggTorrents got shut down??
>>220721316How did you miss that?
>>220721467It was well and alive the last time I checked some weeks ago.
>>220721547Some hacker fucked them up months ago.
>>220713401It's mediocre
>This is a piece of disastrous mise en scene,” he says. “All the more reason to have real directors up here.”What he did he mean by this?
>>220721839Context?
>>220721851Los Javis were being sissy faggots shaking and crying and hyperventilating with their award that they shared with Pawlikowski He comes on stage says this than says in an annoyed manner "where's my award".
>>220721890lmao
>>220713401masterpiece
>>220713401RIP Yusaku Matsuda
>>220719887Isn't this PrivateHD? Who cares about that tracker?
steady as she goes, hold the line
22222 sir ridley
>>220722177LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIMEWHOA-OH-OH-OH
what's the best private tracker? like, the one where you can find festival films you'd never find on public trackers?
>>220722354meganon
>>220722354karagarga
>>220722354KG is by far the best for classics and arthouse.
>>220722618invite me
>he needs morewrong
>>220722628everything is a dvdrip here and the only exceptions are the television series (slop) on 4k
>>220722618Considering its reputation, there is simply way too much shit KG doesn't have.
>>220722655somewhat true, I don't know why they keep promoting shitty DVDrips, they should at least not promote the xvid trash.
Many asian films are DVD only.
>>220722777that doesn't mean they need to encode the rip with xvid
*mogs /film/*
this nigga been posting screenshots all morning
whose cock do I have to suck to get a karagargle invite?
>>220722620>>220723017I'm not there anymore.
>>220723017mine
>>220721839just some friendly banter between fellow directors
im kwon taek nooo what are you doing
>>220720106that's the normal amount of color for a mid-budget 1960s jidaigeki, I'd say?
