Struck by lightning episode>previously, on /trek/>>221011792
Darmok, her thighs thicc, sex on Tanagra
star trek sex with shran
Why aren't they using Spock's rocket boots for this?
>>221036168It's supposed to be an edition. That's baseline formatting.
>>221036232Have you been diagnosed yet?
Farpoint Sneed-Aryans - The Movie, Part 1
>>221036277Farpoint Sneed-Aryans - The Movie, Part 2
>>221036295Farpoint Sneed-Aryans - The Movie, Part 3
>>221036254With priapism, yes.
>>221036317The Romantic Entity
They never shit.
>>221036324the facebook humor isn't working for me
>>221036384damn that's crazy, sorry for you or glad it happened
Where did nutrek go so wrong?
>>221036186Why do these alien motherfucks never adapt to our style of speech? He clearly could understand Picard. He could have easily explained their knowyourmeme dictionary
Bajor and Qo'noS must immediately stop "shooting". - Gul Sneed G. Dukat
>>221036472May 8, 2009
>>221036384he's losing it. nigga legit watched scouts, a show for preschoolers, to prove some point only he knows or can explain. Stay calm and report when needed.
>>221036472With Action Jackson Picard in Star Trek 9
>>221036542Did Patrick Stewart think he's Bruce Willis just because he's bald?
My mayor Muslim My bagels Jewish My Christian Dior KNICKS IN FOUR
meds. now.
>>221036168A true redshirt.
Embryonic Lifeform. Probably my favorite Cosmozoan in Star Trek but also the one with the least screen time
>>221036766Why are space whales such an often used sci-fi trope?
Jeff post
>>221036893chicks dig whales
>>221036893space is vast and mysterious like the ocean. whale song is eerie and melancholy and it just fits well with space
>>221036893that's more of a manta ray. but "big creature that treats the sky/space like an ocean" is ancient by this point. Edmond Hamilton was famous for them, arguably H.P. Lovecraft did it first
>>221037010The Captain Future guy? They weren't in the anime, but I've never read his books. This is like 1930 Scifi and has probably aged pretty badly.
>>221037057>The Captain Future GuyThat's the one. Watch Episodes 29 to 32 or read "The Face Of The Deep". The late twenties "Interstellar Patrol" books are great too and feature a lot of cosmozoan species
>>221037149Neat, I will check it out.
NuTrek is fermented feces.
Voyager vs the Telepathic Pitcher Plant part 1
>>221038089Voyager vs the Telepathic Pitcher Plant part 2
>>221038140Lieutenant Worf, lock on to this posters ass and rape him on my mark.
Set phasers to prolapse
>>221036188star trek sex with wesley
Party Hard
>>221036479Anon, his mind closed his marriage open>He could have easily explained their knowyourmeme dictionaryPicard, in the episode, throwing in the towelThe real question is why the fuck their 'first contact' procedure is to disarm themselves and then melee the fucking raid boss of legend. No wonder the fucking walls fell.
>>221038644Target that party with photon torpedos and fire until the dance music ceases
>>221038823edgy
>>221038894It was a fire hazard
>>221038942desperate bid for attention and impotent claim to authority
>>221038963you ignored the warning. I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOUUUUUU
cruise control for cool
How will history remember the 2017-2027 era of Star Trek?
>>221039003
>>221039038
>>221039038Only people about timeships and the like will remember it.
>>221039038We made this one up
>>221039100>aboutaboard*
Mudds Gormagander part 1
>>221039542Mudds Gormagander part 2
>>221039038It'll be forgotten for the most part outside of shitty hours long video essays deconstructing why they were bad. Or B, there will be another decade of even worse shit and it'll eclipse any hate for this trash
gormagander a cute
why did they beam it aboard.why was harry mudd a murderous psychopath instead of a funny fat guy.
Nobody watched sexually transmitted diseases, anon.
>>221039692They're an endgangered species and need to be transferred to a Federation nature reserveHe's a funny fat guy but Lorca and Tyler left him for dead in a Klingon prison and he's in over his head with debt he can settle by selling the Discovery to the KlingonsIt's all set up pretty nicely
>>221036186A shranny defeated, the thread was blessed
what an idiotic series it is, this discovery i can imagine the type of audience it appeals to is also of low intelligence
>I am very smartSure you are, bud. Not liking Star Trek Discovery proves it, only 9001 IQ people can resist
Typically, we call it STD around here.
The episode where Dukat and Kira work together to capture a Klingon Bird of Prey is so good.
>>221040361It truly is, but bittersweet too as that's the last time Dukat has a chance to change his ways. Next time he shows up is Purgatory.
>>221040423I saw that list of tech and engineering accomplishments that Damar never gets credit for. Damar is so underrated.
>>221040482I don't know that list.Show it to me
>Riker to bridge. If you need me, I'll be in the Balmung Quicksands
>>221040423Next time he shows up was Apocalypse Rising.
>>221040523>Is able to reverse engineer a Klingon Bird of Prey>Demines the infinite replicating minefield guarding the wormhole>Creates unmanned orbital weapons platforms to defend his homeworldAll without mentioning his technical expertise.
>>221040583True, my mistake. Great episode too, Gudkat is best Dukat
>>221040423>change his waysAllying Cardassia with the Dominion is a direct extension of how the episode. It wasn’t necessarily the wrong decision at the time either
>>221040869He sold his people and their sovereignty out for revenge and a statue. definitely not the right choice.
>>221040912Dukat was going to win if it weren't for Sisko's Prophets. Just deleting the entire armada.
>>221040912Cardassia was in shambles. Dominion offered protection and aid. Simple as.Federation started the war by mining the wormhole and preventing supply caravans
Look behind you. It's Q with a gun. He's here to judge you.Should he let you live, /trek/?
>>221040912It was a good idea at the time.
>>221041028>You people are a primitive and violent race>So I'm going to torture your whole multicultural ship to death
>>221041017I love when Weyoun says the Cardassians were "jittery"
>>221041028How is Q with a gun scarier than Q without a gun?
>>221041028Q would judge that I am based and give me Q powers like he was going to give Riker and then we'd go off adventuring through the universe together, having roguish adventures.
>>221041103magic bullets.
>>221039558$11m per episode for that? Jews are unreal in their open thievery.
>>221041252They don't live in the real world.
>>221039038I have gazed into the future:LD will be either remembered as funny or horribly dated Rick and Morty humor.Someone will make a 1 hour 'Prodigy is a hidden gem' video essay and every Star Trek fan will adopt this opinion.Someone will try and create a radical salvageable fanedit of STD in order to redeem it. It won't work but a few people will pretend it does.
>I have gazed into the futureThat's a sin>Everyones shit opinions will be based on some talking head grifterThat's just you
Laugh all you want. History will prove me right.
I don't have to get my opinions from YouTubers to know that NuTrek smells like rotting forshak.
>>221041418Nobody knows what you’re talking about because we aren’t transgender
>The Bible is transno, just you.
Garak is not the person he used to be. He is not going to help you but take advantage of you. His influence on you is not good. I cannot give you all the details here. What he says will always make you feel insecure and he's trying to draw you & others into homosexuality.
>>221041328I preferred Seven's personality in these earlier episodes of season 4. Lots more vulnerability, and Ryan played it so well. That little bit of uncertainty and timidness she would put into her voice really sold how she was struggling away from the collective. So much more compelling when they remembered she was basically still a child instead of just making her always hyper competent because "I was Borg."
>>221041252Ellison is barely jewish
>>221041646Reverse Spock>>221041692That Anon was being antisemitic about Discovery, Ellison wasn't in charge when that was made.But do you think Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley might be? They're in charge of booting yet another cinematic timeline.
I think the entire reason they want Garak to be gay is because of his daddy issues
>>221041792That's not it. Something about the actor and writes initially making him gay, then peddling back as executives and Berman got the shakes for fear of censorship and bad press. I'm sure the little-known history of how Garak became a queer icon can be found somewhere if you look hard enough.
>>221041893Garak was banging his house maid behind his father's back, that is canonical
>>221041792Tain should have just been his non-family mentor who groomed him. their whole relationship gave off that vibe to be before they revealed they were father and son, which was extremely fucking lame.
>>221041893Queers didn’t even discover sci-fi until like 2011
>>221041893no, what happened is that people started coming up to Andy at cons telling them how much they shipped Bashir and Garak and how much it meant to them and then he literally just started lying saying he actually came up with that 30 years ago and it was just a secret all this time that he had done it on purpose. Imagine trying to take credit for fans shipping 2 characters together. he's just a lying grifting old geezer who saw an opportunity to get more gullible young fujos lining up to give him 50 bucks to sign their shit.
>>221041925No it isn't, not even Gamma tier. But even if it was, that's such a common experience among bi/omnisexuals it has reached meme status a long time ago.>>221041977Nevermind the decades of Spock/Kirk shipping zines, fanfics, art and more as well as the deeply queer Star Trek con culture.
>>221042036>Nuh-uhYou don't even watch Trek
>>221041968It's definitely an obvious twist, but it's funny to see Tain deny it up to the moment he dies. Very Cardassian
>>221042064I do
>>221042119Then as captain of this ship I declare you and anon husband and wife.
>>221036168Is he ok?
>>221042263sorry to disappoint but i'm a ho.marriage is not for me
>>221042029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUepQFRMMZk this is one of the gayest things I've ever seen. They clearly went away from this later. The Garak book written by Robinson features a female love interest as a core plot point.
>>221042343it's not "one of the gayest things" you've ever seen you're just a mental midget you can't distinguish between something that is actually gay and a man acting fake, effete and affected which has no implication on sexuality. back in the day they used to call them "dandies" but you're probably like 12 so you have no idea what I'm talking about.
>>221042343>The Garak book written by Robinsonmakes him fully omnisexual, attracted to both maes and females
star trek sex with david corwin
>only pretends to like star trek>posts about stinky nutrek constantly ah so it's a tourist
>>221042419Sorry man it's gay af.>>221042427No it doesn't. The plot is literally driven by love for a woman.
bad guys act a little fruity because it's just kino that way for an evil character. to come back like 20 years later and be like "oh yes of course I did that because in my mind the character was actually gay" is actually homophobic as fuck when you think about it lol. Andy Robinson should be cancelled
who are you talking to?>>221042489>The plot is literally driven by love for a woman.Considering it is the most popular Star Trek book, I've read it, multiple times. Garak is attracted to both males and females, or better put, he's stable enough not to give a fuck about genitals when he's interested in someone.The whole book is about different kinds of intimacy, including the one you mentioned. Palandine, Bashir, Tain, Number Five and many more are mentioned to have a place in his heart in different ways, that includes having been attracted to Number Five.
People will still talk about Elim Garak, a recurring character last seen on screen in 1999, but they can't even tell you the names of the main characters in post-2017 series. Fascinating.
Fucking fellow Trek Bros! How did you feel when you saw the reimagined Gorn for the first time? It was terrifying wasn't it, we never Fucking saw anything like the Gorn before!
We need a full series exploring the backstory of fan favorite character, Morn.
>Tuvix had its 30th anniversary a couple of months ago>still gets discussed >STD is approaching 10 years>no one gives a fuck
>>221042974I blame it on ENT's nothing budget. Thankfully SNW Gorn look amazing.
>>221042974It was pretty cool, I thought it was a solid upgrade to the look with modern effects and liked how they kept it to the mirror universe to avoid messing with canon by having the federation encounter them before Kirk.
>>221043026>>221043029You MotherFuckers. Why are you doing this? Why are you Fucking doing this? Just because some girl won't fuck you, this is how you are going to act? This is how you behave? You Fucking know we are talking about SNW! Fucking bullshit.
>>221043072We talk about Star Trek here.
>>221043072My sex life is satisfactory, no complaints. thanks for asking.You on the other hand do not strike me as someone who'd get his dick sucked without payment. Something about the dishonest vibe and desperate need for attention you give off. But that's probably just me.SNW Gorn are pretty cool if you ask me. I was apprehensive at first because I had heard they'd been turned into xenomorphs but the similarities are passing at best.The full costume practical effect Gorn in later SNW episodes I like especially.
>>221043100Is this thread really to talk about Star Trek, or is it for nerdy fucking 30 year old rerun series with shitty special effects that for whatever reason people keep watching for like the 20th fucking time? You know we fucking have 2 more seasons shot and ready to be watched of SNW right? Actual new fucking real Trek episodes.
>>221043136>nerdy fucking 30 year old rerun series with shitty special effects that for whatever reason people keep watching for like the 20th fucking timeYes, Star Trek. There are also movies.
The fuck is wrong with you?Watch whatever you like
And one more season of Academy :3
Congratulations /trek/, you've reached the end of our social experiment. This is the final thread. You are free to go as soon as you answer our Exit Survey.Is Star Trek a good franchise?
>>221043354what's a star trek?
>>221042974I got lowkey chills...
For me, it's George "Sam" Samuel Kirk
>Tuvok nearly ruined his life by being a horny retard in his youthHe's just like me.
>>221043717Was he in TOS?
>>221043981sort of
>>221043981he's... present
>>221044015He looks kind of tired there.
>>221044050Just taking a nap after a full day of dodging novelty barf toys. It's a fun game Denevan children play.
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>221044083I really could not see these as anything other than rubber barf
>>221044148Very first episode of Star Trek I ever saw parts of by walking in on my parents and same. For years the show was known to my parents as the "barf aliens show"
Short Treks are pretty good
Here are my top 5 episodes from TOS season 1, with City on the Edge of Forever just missing out at no. 6.1. Arena2. Balance of Terror3. Devil in the Dark4. Space Seed5. A Taste of ArmageddonI don't think Arena is necessarily my favourite out of all of these but it is almost certainly the quintessential Star Trek episode and a great fusion of silly sci fi stuff and more serious morality play which all great episodes of the show must delicately balance.
I am still considering switching Arena with Corbomite Maneuver, which might be an even better choice for the 'quintessential' ST episode.
>>221044812I'd flip-flop Balance of Terror and Arena and would replace Space Seed with Trouble with Tribbkes because I'm a goofball.
>>221044841I also think Balance of Terror is perhaps the best episode there, but I must admit it is a little one-dimensional. Though that dimension is truly exceptional. Tribbles is season 2.
shocking
>>221042036> Nevermind the decades of Spock/Kirk shipping zines, fanficsBy straight women>as the deeply queer Star Trek con culture.Cons are just faggy in generalPeople don’t remember when autistic didn’t mean homosexual, but real gays pretty much avoided dorky loser straight male hobbies and interests. Say what you will about ENT, it knew how to give trekkies erections.
yes, little antisocial ytboi, explain queer culture and the star trek scene to me, based on nothing but your opinions and impressively deep seated homophobia. I'm sure you can teach me a lot about life on the cons I used to organize and the gay Trekkies I've called my friends for over two decades.lmao
>>221044864Oh, I just realized that was Season 1 only, in that case maybe I'd put Errand of Mercy.
Really sick of seeing these threads devolve into culture war bitching. I know what site we're on but since that seems to be the domain of every other fucking place on the internet I thought we could cut that out.
we used to dab on retards of every creed and we did it for the lulz. then moot started to do containment boards instead of giving jannies the tools they need to keep the dregs out.we can still take back the site by melting one chud at a time, 4tehLuLz
If someone would have saved Edith Keeler's life so she could help Hitler win WW2, then our Star Trek threads would be free of toxic 21st century identity politics.
>>221045132
>>221045221It’s literally just you talking to yourself tho
32nd Century Homeworld list featuring some theorycrafting invitations>VulcanWhat happened to Ni'Var?>Denoblia, FerengarSo these renamed? I wonder when Earth will finally get its turn to be called Humanistan first, Humanstan later.>Hirogen PrimeRecipe for Disaster>Kazon PrimeEven bigger disaster unless they somehow produced their own Khaless myth
