I'll have a steak quesadilla, some nacho fries and a cherry Pepsi.
>4am, it's late>Is it morning or is it night?>I haven't eaten and then 24/7 taco bell is in my path>I stop by, get about 10 crunchy tacos, 3 bean cheese burritos. I know in a few hours I'll have to shit it all out, but right now I'm hungry and I'm not bothered by the consequences.>Everybody working in the night shift almost looked... Related... Are they twins?>After eating my sugar crash happens, i know I won't be able to keep my eyes open so I sleep in the car at the parking lot>I wake up (pic related), sip my Baja Blast and get going>About 4 miles in I think I'm lost. There's no phone service so my Google maps are not working. Fuck it, I keep driving.>About 10 minutes in I pull up to another taco bell. I decide to get a chalupa supreme, fuck it>Oddly... The people behind the register look like the ones from the last taco bell>I leave and keep going. Part of my mind is thinking about the intense shit I will end up having at some point in the next 24 hours, but I keep driving down that road. It's empty. So empty.>In 15 minutes... I stop in the middle of the road, I get out. There's that familiar Taco Bell sign. What is going on? Am driving in circles? >I turn around... This can't be right, but also I'm thinking about how some cinnamon twists would hit the spot. No, no! Focus!!>I haul ass going back. I could be wrong... And then I see it again. That same Taco Bell sign... But I don't stop, I keep going...>30 minutes in... My fears have come true. Something is very wrong. I have passed 2 more taco bells yet I have not found any other roads. How did I get here?? I pull over and see a car speeding towards me. I wave my hands. STOP. STOP. THERES SOMETHING VERY WRONG HERE. DONT GO THIS WAY>The car speeds past me, and all I can see is a glimpse of the Taco Bell employee from before, with a big grin on his face as he pulls up to the Taco bell to start his shift>I take out a cigarette and light it up, as I walk back to the Taco Bell while the sunsets©GoGoB
>>221038694Imagine. A Taco Bell with no niggers.
>>221038694What the fuck is this thread.
viewing AI slop akin to harmful psychological intrusion and rape
>>221039037Liminal
>>221038694Reminds me of when we would go on road trips as a kid, we’d be stopping at one of these truck stops at like 6 am and taking in the cold dawn air while eating garbage. I miss it.
>>221038694>Taco Bell in the middle of nowhere What do they eat?
And then my mom would find some lonely truckers to make happy, and we'd have money to get to the next truckstop. I really miss those days.
>>221038819That will be $30, plus a reperations tax.
wah open land
>>221038694>non-euclideanWhy do you retards keep citing words that you clearly have no knowledge of?
>>221038694Notice the sidewalk?This is walkable city done right.
>>221038819For me, it's three soft beef tacos, four burritos, a taco salad, Mexican pizza, and 17 hot sauce packets.
>>221039309That's not a city, it's clearly in the middle of nowhere, retard.
>>221038819For me it's three beefy potato grillers no sour cream.
>>221039309It's fun
>>221038985Lmao move to a better state, faggot
>>221039309I know what it means, now prove to me that you do.
>>221038694This is fucked up beyond all beliefs. Do Americans seriously just place Taco Bells in random locations like this? Why can't you just pack lunch meals for your mobile trips? An absolute blight upon nature.
>>221039540Fuck you. I want a gordita.
>>221039540It's usually going to be near some kind of population. You see that water tower or whatever in the back? It just surrounded by farmland and was built there because the land was cheapest. See the parking lot and drive through have a bunch of cars in it. Those are local people who probably drove like 10 minutes to get there.
>>221039540roadtrips in america can last for days. you can probably drive across your country in an afternoon.
>>221039712Imagine wearing merch of the store you lined up to go into for some event, and seeing other people holding up their phones to record it to post on their socials and seeing the store itself put a big stand with a camera and some message like, 'smile for our twitter feed!', and the portion of the crowd that are more intellectual read that message and gape and point at it and smile and wave and give thumbs up, of course the other part of the crowd would join in too, but they can't read. Must be a pretty fun experience.
>>221039828They were probably enjoying themselves in that one moment than you ever did in your life.
>>221038694I love USA so much bros
>>221039540>in random locationsHuh? Why do you say it's random? It's just at the edge.
>>221039712>all those disgusting, fat subhumans>All those revolting mixed-race muttsExtermination of the underclass is just as necessary as it is for the upper class.
>>221039540>euromutt when he sees a building that isn't an old church or castle
>>221039712>>221039734burgerpunk
God I love AmericaI love being an American
>>221039540Bruh, you live in a third world country if you don't have hot dogs, tacos, burgers, and BBQ literally available every 3 miles.
>>221039734>>221039712Imagine Jefferson, Washington, Adams et al. seeing the fruits of their labor 230 years later. Tears of joy would be streaming, knowing their ideas panned out times 10.
>>221038948You were in the Backstates.
>>221039540>is that... a fast food restaurant in the middle of a highway for people driving long distances? I'M LOSING MY MIND, I CAN'T BELIEVE AMERICANS DO THISseriously though, why the fuck are yuros like this?
>>221038694>You go to the Taco Bell but they don't have Baja Blast
>>221040050Me too :) The world seethes at America because... we are too powerful and have the right and duty to interfere in world affairs? Idk, but if they had their way then America would become just like their shithole. They can keep on raging while I drive to my nearest fast food joint to get a burger that I pay for out of my 100k+ salary.
>>221039409fatty
America the beautiful...
>>221040179>why the fuck are yuros like this?most yuros get molested by the time they're 10, so they are fundamentally broken, prone to poverty, etc.
>>221038694>>221040050Like the warm glow of porch light left on for late travelers.God bless USA.
>>221039309he used the word correctly
>>221038819based>>221039409enough calories to sustain an african village
>>221040291Go ahead and explain what a non-euclidean mind is
>>221040209I'm American, so I eat whatever I want and my American metabolism cooks off the excess calories. I'm 12% bodyfat. Seethe.
>>221040050Based
>>221040225This is nothing. I got interrogated for an hour and anally searched when traveling to Vancouver. Canadian customs is out of control.
>So a guy pulls over at the drive thru and starts reading the menu for his daughter>'So listen, honey, there's the special double cheeseburger with fries, the chicken sandwich, the big mac"... and so on, goes on for like 10 minutes>When he's done he's like 'So what do you want, honey' and then a voice comes off the speaker: 'Your order's ready, sir. That'll be 75,000 dollars'
>>221040335he's a big guy
>>221040335>this is what europeans and south americans lost to
>>221040335>poor people can't use 21-century scooter technology to leisurely peruse the local market for fresh produce and locally sourced meats in their third world cuntsLMAO
>>221040335honestly it's admirable that he even still shows up.the perceived visible obesity rate will probably plummet with grocery delivery/pickup becoming standard with a lot of supermarkets
>>221040303What's the matter Anon, too deep for you?
>>221040335Powerful...
>>221040196>>221040247>>221040321Pic is from France >>221040050
>>221040517You're stalling
>>221039540Anon, I don't want to call you a retard but there is a massive water tower on that hill, and the picture is taken from a multi-story building in a parking lot.
>>221040751>my friends are just out of frame, laughing with me
>>221040689
>>221039712>>221039734>thirdies seething over buc ees
>>221040779THREE Cabelas?
>>221040689Damn, you got me. I take back what I said. I fucking hate America.
>>221039712>>221039734why are all of them fat?
>>221038694>Die Glockedios mio...
>>221039540kek yuros dont have taco bells on dey street
>>221039712>>221039734buc ee's is incredible, you should visit one if you ever come here
>>221038694You mean from the mind of someone elses.
>>221038948>Big Terry directs a tacobell themed liminal horror filmimagine
>>221041715lol>>221041849The food is pretty good but pricey, half the store is just tacky junk. I don't get why people love them. Restrooms are clean though
>>221042092true, theres way too many souvenirs
>>221038948I'm a Hollywood producer and I'm stealing this idea
>>221041793>yuros can't literally just drive down the street and buy tacos, Baha(TM) Gorditas, quesadillas, and nachos with complementary hot sauce>while armed fucking LMAO. Imagine being a slave haha
>>221041849QuikTrip is already 30% of a grocery store. Can't imagine a gas station that leans into that even more.
>>221040321yuropeens always use breezewood as a gotcha but don't realize it's just a rest stop along an interstate highway
>>221042212>qt>oh by the way now we have mozzarella sticks just sitting there waiting for your fat fucking ass to buy them
>>221038694This would be nice if it was my house, not a Taco Bell.But then again you can't have nice things, if it was a private residence you'd have people driving up to you trying to vandalize your property or trespassing.
>>221042287>now we have mozzarella sticksI'm going to quiktrip to get a couple "Italian" sandwiches, maybe a burger too. You bros want anything?
>>221042359When I lived in georgia we had them, but I moved to texas like back in 2011, and only recently quick trip has moved into the region. Its changed a lot from what I remember. But they used to have the fucking best italian cold sandwiches, with those pepperoncini peppers on them. I had this slow leak in my tire, and all the quick trips still have free air, so I intentionally didn't get my tire fixed for a couple months because it gave me an excuse to get a slice of pizza from there on my way home when I topped off the tires.
>>221042138Sorry bud, but better get ready to pay me.
>>221042425>the fucking best italian cold sandwichesI'd occasionally get one of these bad boys when ubering drunk to the QT down the street. Had to throw the "gabagool" or whatever wasn't genoa salami off those fuckers though. The uneaten Italian subs start getting funky after lying on your floor for a week or so.
>>221038819I love cherry pepsibut I don't like normal pepsiwhat's the deal with that?
>>221043051probably AIDSdon't donate blood or do, but outside AMERICA
>>221039540the location isn't random at all. Fast food restaurants love the reliability of the highway
>>221041425burgerland culture
>>221039712>>221039734>Europeasants unironically got mind-broken by people acting in a Twitter-videoHuh...I would have thought finding out that their police & government were complicit in covering up for gangs of islamic foreigners raping & trafficking their children would do that, but no, they took that fine. I guess a bunch of nobodys in bum-fuck nowhere being asked to "excitedly walk through the door" for a promo on Twitter is FAR more traumatic & egregious.
>>221039107Lmao How Is Eye Rape Even Real Just Like Close Your Eyes Nigga Look Away From The Screen
>>221039540>This is fucked up beyond all beliefs.Nigger it's a commercial restaurant in a still-developing location. If that's " fucked up beyond all belief" to you (it's "belief", not "beliefs" btw, ESL) then you have lived an insanely sheltered existence. Because I can assure you there's plenty of shit WAY more "fucked up" than that going on in the world.
>>221044181Fuck off clanker
>>221040335>somewhere out there....a fat old guy existsWow. Terrifying.
>>221040321Both are absolutely horrid.
>>221044239>Dosent Recognize A Classic MemeGrim
>>221040335>get on some filthy bus to go to a dingy store in Yurocuntry #14 to stand in line to hopefully get the last loaf of bread and liter of milk>or take a refreshing spin around a large store full of delicious items, getting whatever you want because of your disposable income, while armed with a weapon that could take out an small (euro) WWI squadThe difference between slavery and freedom.
>>221044395state of teevee
>>221039540>europeans have to pack lunches to go anywhereTHE ABSOLUTE STATE
>>221044178wait are you talking about europe or america
>>221043051Dude, that's like so, liminal or whatever...
>>221045308what's the preferred Yuro lunch or sandwich anyway? Hummus and crackers? LMAO
>>221039529You first fag.
>>221046345not what it means. Big L for you lol.
