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>be from new zealand
>new zealand gets mentioned in movie
>everybody in theater gets happy
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>>99832600
Can confirm.
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I'm happy for you and other New Zealanders.
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>>99832600
Taika Waititi is a treasure, honestly. Thanks for What We Do In The Shadows.
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>>99832600
I have family in Christchurch, they always invite me to visit but I'm hesitant, what is there to do in the land down under jr.?
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>be from canada
>canada gets mentioned in movie
>everybody remembers theyre canadian
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>>99832600
i love this pic and i'm happy for you (unless your racist)
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>>99832710
There is plenty to do, literally anywhere but christchurch half the city doesnt even exist anymore
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>be from palmy
>palmy gets mentioned in television show
>everybody in the room starts laughing and cracking jokes
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>>99832600
N O I C E
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>map of the world doesn't have New Zealand in it
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>>99832600
>deadpool 2
>deadpool says "a teenager from new zealand"
>someone goes "WHOO" and starts doing the waving-hand-pointing-two-fingers thing
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>>99832600
fak off bru
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>>99833041
name five hundred films that do this.
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>be from new zealand
>watching australian show
>australian show bullies new zealand
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>Once Were Warriors
>Whale Rider
>Eagle Vs Shark
they were all pretty good t b h
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>>99833774
>we wuz warriors
>we wuz whale riders
>le epic flight of the conchords man :)
how about no.
what the fuck else is there from NZ?
>Goodbye Porkpie aka boomer/gen X nostalgiabait
>Jacksonshit like his shitty Evil Dead ripoffs and The Hobbit (lol)
>that boring film about the country's only spree shooting
how can one country be so talentless at film making?
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>>99833867
i wonder who could be behind this post
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>>99832600
Who’s the girl in the top right? I know I’ve seen her before.
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>>99834680
pls respond
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>>99834680
bls resbond
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>>99834680
>>99835430
Anna Kendrick.
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>>99832600
>be from Fargo
>watch Fargo inna Fargo Theater
>only one scene takes place in Fargo
>it's an indoors scene
I mean the HoDo is nice and all, but it's pretty generic compared to other hotels. Especially 90's HoDo.
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I got happy just seeing this thread
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>>99833041
Why did jono and ben have to be such dickheads towards palmy
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>>99832600
>Watch LOVE on Netdix
>tfw no Bertie gf
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>>99832600
>watching Spider-man: Homecoming
>Aunt May's dumb "I laarb you" joke
>portrait of the King in the background
>audience realizes scene is taking place in a Thai restaurant
>everyone around me gets excited and whispering laarb to each other
>laarb sales threefold up for the next week
>"I laarb you" t-shirts star popping up
>mfw
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>>99832600
i just watched Pork Pie on a plane expecting nothing but was pleasantly surprised
thanks NZ
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>>99832600
Shut up Australia
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>>99835770
Theyre unfunny faggots recycling schoolboy material from the 90s.
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>>99835967
was it AIDS?
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>>99835681
I went to NDSU, but am 2 hours away now.
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>>99836077
its just stupid considering how much shitter places like auckland and wellington are. fuck that shitholes
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>>99836228
>the only two relevant places in the country
>shitholes
keep seething, palmyfag
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>>99836228
But those places have unaffordable housing,ethnic food and witty urbane people that are so much better than the provinces.
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>>99836334
name me ONE good thing about those places thats undeniably better than palmy. i'll be waiting wellyfag
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>>99832710
New Zealand is a great place definitley visit you wont be let down
t. aussie
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>>99832710
Queenstown is a great tourist hub. Get a boat tour through Milford Sound it's amazing.
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>>99832600
name one film this happened you irrelevant kiwi cunt
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>>99836806
this week it was Deadpool 2
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>>99835681
>>99836157
I'm actually moving out of fargo in 2 weeks
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>movie is set in New Zealand
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>>99833460
what is the
>waving-hand-pointing-two-fingers thing?
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>>99837222
Gesture people do when they're excited where they point out their thumb and two fingers and wave their hand in the air and make some kind of happy noise like "YOOOOOO". I don't think it's NZ-specific.
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>>99835681
>be from Reno
>a scene from series 1 of Fargo takes place there
a pleasant surprise
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>>99837278
do you mean the V for victory thing or what japanese do when they take photos?
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>>99832709
Hes a pretentious, racist little bitch.
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>>99837434
did you know that he's half Jewish?
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>>99837488
>88
checked
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>>99832715
I kek'd
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>>99832709
He's a fucking hori cunt that keeps on stiring up trouble
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>>99837278
>when they're excited where they point out their thumb and two fingers and wave their hand in the air and make some kind of happy noise like "YOOOOOO"
??????
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>from New Jersey
>everytime Jersey is mentioned it's an insult
>everyone immediately goes OOOOOOOHHHH AYYYYYY
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>>99835517
She's a bitch.
>>99837362
Where in Reno does it take place.
>inb4 at a casino
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>from Rhode Island
>Rhode Island is mentioned in a movie
>population of Rhode Island all high fives in the theater
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>>99832600
>from Texas
>Texan character shows up
>"HOWDY Y'ALL!! JUST GOT BACK FROM THE RODEO!"

Why must I suffer?
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>>99838906
hey pull over at that gas station, would you? I gotta go take a new jersey.
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>>99836334
>anywhere is NZ
>considering itself relevant
He cute
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>>99836806
>>99832600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMoMOkZF7zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXadj-flQFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w_Mzh-iWWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXmucWZY40
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>>99837362
did you like The Wizard? I had the same feeling about movies from Tahoe Lake based godfather and Smokin Aces'
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>>99838693
>fucking hori cunt
What dud he mean by this?
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>>99836157
>>99836917
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>Be from New Zealand
>keep Gormsby-kino all to yourself until a friendly Australian posts about it in /rug/
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>>99840581
shhh, don't let the foreigners know about 'are Gorms
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>>99832600

>be from England
>live in London
>James bond goes from Oxford Circus to Greenwich in 5 minutes on the district line
>mfw
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>>99840581
Terribly juvenile crap, literally a bunch of old farts writing about shit they know nothing about
Has that good ol' Kiwi reliance on toilet humour, lazy stereotypes and 70s-era Brit sitcom situations in the absence of any real originality and humour
It's Topp Twins-tier bollocks
No wonder everyone loved it
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Sweden's the same. It's nice when our overlords take note.
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>>99832709
Literally New Zealand Kevin Smith.
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>Has that good ol' Kiwi reliance on toilet humour, lazy stereotypes and 70s-era Brit sitcom situations in the absence of any real originality and humour
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>>99832600
>no name australian actor gets a minor supporting role in a tv show that gets good ratings in america
>actor suddenly becomes the next biggest aussie in hollywood, interviewed by every major outlet in ausralia
>has his new tv show fast tracked to an australian network and is hounded by australian press wherever he goes
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>Be from New Zealand
>Think I'm relevant in any way
>Go home and fuck sheep
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>be from russia
>russia gets mentioned in movie
>everyone in theater rolls their eyes because it's another episode of le russian mafia, chechen terrorists or evil commies threatening to nuke the free world
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>>99832600
Are people still butthurt over Hobbit tax?
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>>99840709

Are you upset that there isn’t more squatting and rampant abuse of vodka and homemade drugs?
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>>99840709
Russian xfiles episodes were always good.
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>>99840743
>t.butthurt belter
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>>99840743
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Netflix series when?!
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>be from foreign country
>get mentioned in american movie
>it's a mildly xenophobic national stereotype
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Only docudramas and americans getting canned happen here
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>>99840581
Seriously, fuck that guy.
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>>99840664
>pic
Lmao
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>>99840709
>Russians are always the baddies in movies
>They're actually baddies in real life too
Really blew my mind
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>>99833867
We have had more than our fair share of mass slaughters. If we had yankie gun laws it'd be a fuckin bloodbath.
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>>99841028
Aramoana was the biggest one in modern times though, that's why it got a film.
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>>99841025
Americans and Brits are baddies IRL too, that's not an argument. Real explanation for this overused trope is that it's too racist/sensitive to have Chinese or Middle Eastern villains most of the time, so they settle on Eastern Europe.
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>>99841107
name 20 instances where anglos were in the wrong
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>>99841600
as soon as you name 20 instances where Russia was. go ahead.
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>>99840774
Russia's a fucking shithole m8, you don't have to be from one of the countries you fucked over to realise that
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>>99832600
irrelevant isle
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I'm from Worcestershire, England and when it showed up in Shrek 3 I remember everyone in the cinema making happy little noises.
Shit film but a nice moment.
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>>99841734
I can't limit the faults of Russia to only 20 mate.
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>vacation to Toronto to see the Yankees play
>game over and family decides to see finding nemo at a local theatre
>crabs make fun of American's
>everyone laughs
>family pretends to laugh to fit in
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>>99841840
Shrek is set in England?
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>>99841734
shot the Tsars without trial, tried to invade Balkans many times, holodomor, shot polish officers they were supposed to be allied to, raped germany, escalated ww1 by allying with france despite domestic problems rendering them incapable of effective action on any front, tried to fuck Finland multiple times, fired on brit fishing fleet by accident, nearly started nuclear war by trying to put nukes on Cuba, invaded Afghanistan, armed pretty much the entire world's terrorists, seeded communism globally, allowed jews to control their entire country. Is that 20 yet? the only good thing Russia has ever done is kill millions of Russians.
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>>99832709
No.
No he’s not. He’s a massive fucking faggot.
Please neck yourself.
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Kiwis honestly are the most annoying cunts ever who think they're exotic to every other nation.

Every Kiwi I've worked with has been average to abysmal but they all have a completely unfounded strong self confidence.

They think their accent is endearing but all it is is lower class Australian with every E replaced with I and every I replaced with E.

>aw yis lits impty the ben ento thi levengroom like thi grubby cunts wi are.
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>>99841948
Don't forget about getting btfo by the japs
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>>99841986
go away bruce
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>>99841986
Am kiwi, can confirm this.
Fucking embarrassing. When I was in America you could spot the kiwis literally frothing on how great that shithole is. The hole time

Left and now live with the sick cunts in Aus.
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>>99841989
I'd suggest that was a good thing, dead russians and all.
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>>99841948
>shot the Tsars without trial
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>>99842015
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>be from Australia
>NZ mentioned in a film
>everyone cheers because NZ is essentially a part of Australia
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>finland mentioned in the slightest way
>whole populace gathers to the marketplace to celebrate

torille
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>>99842015

There has to be 1 in 10,000 of you kiwis that aren't that bad. That's about 470 of you.
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>actor refers to themselves as australian
>they were born in new zealand
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>>99841986
Proly cos the ones youre dealing with have a decent level of confidence hence why they left the country in the first place.
Us who remain arent really like that although the 'she'll be right' attitude/ignorance is pervasive.
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>be american lead actress in a kiwi show
>give the absolute worst accent performance ever seen

nothing personal
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>>99841986
Kek
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>>99842257
Great tits tho
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>>99833723
Why can't kiwis handle the bantz?
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>>99840401
>no sheep

Weak
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>>99837434
>>99838693
Did you know that just be being a Pakeha, you're actually part of the problem and oppressing the Maori people?
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>>99840613
Prepare to get triggered lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10kkPoTal_A
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>>99842396
They're very fragile at the cultural level and try to compensate for it. They imagine that there's some sort of ongoing rivalry between Australia and NZ and they are almost always thinking about Australia, when Australians are in fact only occasionally aware of the existence of NZ.
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NZ has a massively inflated sense of self importance.
I absolutely fucking hate how vocal segments of NZ 'claim' international success.
>>99832709
Fuck off, faggot.
He's a racist cunt.
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I hate this country so much. I can't wait to leave. The second I get citizenship somewhere else I'm going to renounce my citizenship.
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>>99832600
>This but X10. Finland
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Britfag here, how do I get a cute brown Dunners gf?
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>watch NZ show
>has white straya cunt with maori tribal tattoo of giant penis on shoulder claiming to be a tongan
>all kiwis celebrate with alcohol, sniffing glue, and mandatory wife beating
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>>99842595
Ausfag here, I've lived in NZ for five years doing masters and then PhD, and I'm thinking of getting a citizenship here. Any reason to do this? I mean I already have permanent residence here and can vote in your elections if I want. In fact for the flag thing they sent seven ballot papers to my apartment, to each of the previous tenants, so I filled out each one voting for the spiral because why not.
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>tfw no palmy/gong crossover event
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>>99832600
I remember the whole theatre chuckling when the Bride mentioned Bill mining for silver in Perth during Kill Bill v.2
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>>99832600
Haha, what a bunch of marks!
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>>99842686
What's the Australian Cinematic Universe version of Gisborne?
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>>99842015
Go the fuck back you parasite
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Old Zealand > New Zealand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7IurGPx2Ek
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>hits real aussie hours
>thread immediately fills with anti-NZ sentiment
really makes me think
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>>99832758
Good thing I don’t give a fuck what you think
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>>99842015
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>>99842823
If you didn't know this from playing eu4 you're a dumb ass little bitch.
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>>99842762
Get fucked cunt
Also, I’ve been on Centrelink 3 times now.

Fuck yeah cunt
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>>99842651
Wow vote fraud pretty brave admitting to that on a five eyes monitored internet connection.
My local mcdonalds changed their flag to the spiral before the vote and then quickly changed it back as soon as it failed.
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>>99842982
>Wow vote fraud
You'd think that but I assume I have diplomatic immunity, since NZ hands out every other privilege to every degenerate Ausfag living here.
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>>99832600
I’m from Newfoundland and the same thing happens here. It’s a rare kind of feel.
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>>99832709
he's a kike maori, could you possibly be a worse mutt?
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>>99832710
Christchurch post earthquake is pretty depressing, head out to Lyttleton, theres a decent pub/music venue that overlooks the port, and just do south island scenic stuff.
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>>99836228
hahaha cmon palmy, you salty little retard.
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>>99837134
one of the people in that film is a meth head who threatens to get people killed, gonna be funny when that hits the media
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>>99843075
Yeah, an American.
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do NZfags look at the original LOTR trilogy as some kind of holy film watched every sunday
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>>99841028
our gun laws aren't too bad, much easier to get MUH EVIL SUPPRESSOR than in the states
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>>99843196
Can't you just buy them over the counter here? No checks or nothing.
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>>99843186
Literally no one gives a shit abou LOTR here
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>>99843186
>it's a kiwi relative brings up the fact that one of his cousins was an extra in one of the lotr movies episode

every fucking time
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>>99843221
Speak for yourself.
What is hobbiton? What is Weta workshop? its a huge tourist scheme.
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>>99843215
guncity sells most rifles with a package deal, scope & suppressor.
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>>99835967
lol. apparently shawarma sales got a bump after the avengers scene
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>>99832709
>Some guy desperate for attention 24/7
>treasure
No
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>>99843235
Yeah, tourist scheme. Actual kiwis don't care
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>>99832600
>be australian
>love new zealanders
>literally some of the best people you will ever meet
>make fun of their accents, trade bants, become mates

name one thing wrong with New Zealanders
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>>99843186
They're pretty good movies, revisited them the other month. Very enjoyable, dragged on too much.
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>>99843235
>its a huge tourist scheme.
Only for international tourists you retard
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>be from Angola
>only gets mentioned as american State Prison
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>>99842982
Nz changed it's flag?
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>>99843343
There's not enough of them :(
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>>99837278
NIGGA WHAT
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>>99832600
Here’s a (You) on (Me), sheepbro.
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>live in MD.
>spy movie correctly has agent living in a beautiful md or va suburb eating at a cozy quality restaurant.
OPSEC you cunts. Keep it in that shithole city Hollywood.
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>>99843421
No, there was a referendum but it failed.
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>>99843215
In NZ you need a license to buy guns.
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>>99843682
Are you allowed to have guns in your home?
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>>99837278
What are you
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>>99832600
>be from the USA
>USA does not mentioned in movie
>everybody in drive-in theater gets trigger-happy
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What's honestly strange is that most nz movies are dramas, and the only ones that break into the nz mainstream are Taika and friends comedy and weta workshop productions. Why can't we get something interesting?
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Is watching Braindead like a right of passage for Kiwi teens?
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>>99843966
Banned in queensland kek
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>>99843229
we have that in England but about the Krays Twins
>its a my grandparents knew the Krays epsiode
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>>99840774
>beltalowda
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>live in Québec
>character in American movie/show speaks french
>in a québecois accent
>surprised laughs and shouts
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>>99843734
they have to be locked up + you aren't allowed to keep working guns and ammunition in the same place




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