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What is your favorite pairing ?

Fanarts, fanfictions, songs, videos : link everything you have.

Bonus points for Pansy x Hermione cause they're the best.
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Aucune Defense Pour Toi ( works/3383312/chapters/7667381) is worth reading if the idea of a Fleur x Hermione crack ship appeals to you.
The prose is quite good for fanfic and even at 173,000 words the story doesn't outstay its welcome.
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Clealry Merula x FeMC is the best hatesex
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>frosty oujo-sama type with more to her than just her looks
>the underclassman that loves to her hate
>english v french
>that age difference
>the height difference
>hermione deserved better than a red weasel
>that deleted scene from the HP movie

Fleur and Hermione will always have a place in my heart.
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>>2679425
This

I wish more art of it existed
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Are there even any actual gay people in Harry Potter besides Gandalf?
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>>2679317
Fleurmione is the most popular yuri ship for Hermione, it's not "crack".
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>>2679317
>the story doesn't outstay its welcome.

It did for me. The writer pushed the "problem" too far for me to stay interested in. I just got annoyed by the lack of progress. Especially with how the relationship was portrayed.
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>>2678050
I tried to read various Hermione ships but Fleurmione is the only one I ship. I automatically ship her with Fleur when I first discovered yuri, so it must be something there in my subconscious.
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Unhealthy ships are my shit.
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>>2679328
>FeMC

Is there a decent HP game with female protagonist or something?
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>>2679432
It's a /u/ HP pairing using characters from the books, nee-san, that's plenty crack already.
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>>2679451
>decent
lolno
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>>2679453
That's not what "crack" means, you literal retard. It only reserves for ships that both have no canon/subtext/tease basis AND rare. If something is not rare or does have some basis, it's not crack. Ginny/Dean is an example of crack. Harry/Malfoy is not.
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I like to think Hermione is only sexually aroused by racist Slytherin rapists.
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>>2679451
Nah. The only real good thing abiut Hogwarts Mysteries is the art and the memes.
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>>2679493
This anon gets it.
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>>2679475
>it only reserves for ships that both have no canon/subtext/tease basis AND rare

So any /u/ pairing based on Harry Potter characters from the books, then?

And of course Malfoy/Potter isn't rare, the HP fandom is mostly made of yaoi fujoshi.
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>>2679579
Rarity level is assessed within yuri, yaoi or het category, because these are separate fandoms. Did your common sense get lost when you fell down the stairs as a child? Or is being obtuse your hobby?
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So how many here actually read the books and not just watched the movies?
Because it's something I've noticed in various fanfictions in the past.
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>>2679599
>calls other people obtuse
>spouts shit like this
>>rarity level is assessed within yuri, yaoi or het category
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>>2679637
I've read the books. How anyone can be a fan of this based on just the movies is beyond me. Some of them are so condensed they only work as illustrations to the books.
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>>2679788
I think it's pretty easy to spot movie only fans. The ones that depict Ron as a complete retard while Hermione is hyper competent. The movies ignore that Hermione has a habit of panicking and gave her scenes that were originally Ron's in the book. Also if people don't describe Slughorn as a jovial fat dude with a beard is also a clear indication.
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>>2679637
The first two movies are awesome but everything past that point kind of just lost the magic the first two had.
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I would love it if anyone had any NEW Age-Gap Hermione stories with her and a teacher or older student, or people like Narcissa.
And for the love of god, no futa, g!p, or fucking magical pensis. It's so hard trying to find a story without a dick and people say its still considered "lesbian" or "yuri"
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>>2679807

Extinction by rubikanon - fairly new, finished up a few months ago.
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There is only Ginny/Luna. There are no other ships.
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>>2679475
>AND rare
What the actual fuck are you smoking? Rarity has nothing to do with a ship being crack, only a lack of support in the source material is a contribution to if a pairing is a crack pairing.
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>>2684085
Let's not give any fuel to the unpleasant delusional person.
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>>2679798
>Also if people don't describe Slughorn as a jovial fat dude with a beard
This is like saying "the people who don't describe Harry with a pointed black wizard's hat"
shockingly people don't remember that shit from the books, neither do they remember Slughorn's beard (seriously I've read them like 10 times, he has a beard? at least snape's appears in a few illustrations)
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>>2684135
Well it's pretty telling if he's described as he looks in the movies though
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I've read these books since I was 8yo, now explain to me how it took me about 17 years to find that HP had yuri? Why didn't you all told me earlier?
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>>2684191
If you're looking for it in the books you're going to be dry a long time.
If you're an HP fan and haven't yet realised that the fandom is big enough to cover every conceivable pairing and fetish in art/fic you have a lot of porn to catch up on.
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>>2678050
That artstyle reeks of Tumblr
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>>2679493
Anyone have some good, long corruption fics of these two?
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>>2684301
tumblr is just a platform, baka imouto, there are all kinds of artists there, from the ugliest rednosed western troll to glorious pixiv nips.
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>>2684364
That's not how language works, obtuse tumblrina. Pixiv is also just a platform and has western-style artists too. That didn't stop it from having a recognizable major-anime artstyle, that's how it went with tumblr too and the reason behind the terminology.

In short, everybody on 4chan can immediately call to mind what "tumblr artstyle" means, so that works and that's what matters. Arguing about pointless semantic is proof of retardation.
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>>2684301
What's the problem with this kind of art ?
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>>2683437
I wonder if anyone every wrote a fic where Luna and Ginny turn to each other for comfort while leading the resistance at Hogwarts during the last book. Poor Ginny would suffer so deliciously, first from betraying Harry and then from worrying about Luna after her kidnapping.
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>>2684383
Ugliness.
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>>2684398
That seems to be highly subjective
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>>2684369
>In short, everybody on 4chan can immediately call to mind what "tumblr artstyle" means
That's the problem. What I thought tumblr artstyle meant doesn't look much like the OP at all.
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this probably counts as tumblr
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>>2684515
No.
>>2684510
That's probably because it's just someone who WANTS to be triggered. As is often the case on 4chan.
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>>2684515
No, that's more hentaifoundry.

>>2684510
It's less ugly than usual, but western-style nose and lips and those coloring are usually considered tumblr. Anime-centric boards like /u/ or /a/, /k/, /m/ etc don't look kindly on those artstyle.
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Well, what do you expect? It's Harry Potter. It's a western non-cartoon series, that's about as far from anime as you can get. Of course the majority of fanart would be western-style, that doesn't mean it's immediately tumblrshit
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>>2684510
It's like calling something tumbleh is the board's buzzword, especially since it's so subjective.
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>>2685044
>subjective
Not entirely. But I don't expect westernfags to know any better. Your eyes are fucked.
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>>2678050
Years ago I liked Hermione with either Luna or Fleur, now I only ship her with Bellatrix.
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I'm sorry but Bellatrix belongs to Narcissa and it should pretty much be illegal to ship her with disgusting mudblood subhumans, or anyone else for that matter.
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>>2685274
Can Hermione at least be their toy?
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>>2685274
But they're almost the same age, what's the point without delicious age gap?
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>>2685565
Don't you see any charm in sibling incest?
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>>2685578
Of course, but in this case I think incest is pretty tame compared to the fucked-upness of the relationship between Hermione and Bellatrix, and I'm a sucker for enemies to lovers stuff.
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>>2684365
The rest of the illustrations from this fc (and the fic itself) are also excellent:

http://www.dymphna.net/fanfic/comeshots/
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This thread made me feel nostalgic about the HP fanfictions I used to read years ago. Here’s a quick review of the pairing I used to follow:

Ginny x Luna: Even though Hermione is my favorite character for pairing, this has been my OTP for a very long time. I’ll try to find some of the old fics I used to read and link it there. I haven’t read HP in a long time but I sort of remember Luna being very affectionate toward Ginny (even though she married some dude in canon) and they are one of my first yuri ship when I was younger. They’ll always hold a special place in my heart.

Hermione x Ginny: Friends to lovers always works. I like how they’re both very different but they care deeply for one another. I used to read this fic of them leaving both Harry and Ron just before getting married to run away together, but I can’t seem to find it anymore.

Hermione x Pansy: I’m discovering this one thanks to you OP, and I’m slowly falling in love with them. I like the enemy/opposites attract dynamic they have. The advantage with Pansy is that she’s such an underdeveloped character in the books that you can do almost everything you want with her. They don’t have has much fanfictions as other more popular pairings, but so far I found a few good one shots and one interesting long fic (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11033811/1/The-Scale-between-Black-and-White) I’ll be glady reading more if you can give me some advice (I can read in English but if any french fag has french fanfiction to propose that would be fine too). Here’s another fanart from the same author by the way.

Hermione x Bellatrix: Same as above, I like the enemy/hate dynamic but I’m too much of a fluff lover to really appreciate it. Works better with Pansy in my opinion.

Hermione x Fleur: I kind of disliked Fleur’s character in the book so I never got interested about this one. I’ll try it once I’m done with looking and reading at everything within the Pansmione fandom.
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>>2680011
Thanks for recommending that.
It's really well written, and it's nice to step out of my Fleur x Hermione comfort zone for a change.
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>>2678050
>Hermione and litterally who is best

Ha. No.
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I never read Harry Potter. I watched the first movie only. Is there anything yuri relevant or is this a waste of time?
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>>2687217
One of the movies has a pretty sexy scene of Helena Bonham Carter torturing Emma Watson.
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>>2687201
Who is that with Ginny? Narcissa?
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>>2687464
I'd guess it's either Narcissa or Pansy. Pansy does state during book six that she finds Ginny pretty, if I remember correctly.
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>>2687217
There's nothing yuri-related but there doesn't have to be for shipping to occur, and since the series is so popular, a LOT of fics get written.
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Since this is the only western witching thread: Has anyone watched the Netflix/BBC show The Worst Witch (the reboot, not the 90ies one)? Witches+girls boarding school should involve at least a bit lesbianism but I don't know if I want to invest the time...
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Any love for Merula?
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a personal favorite of mine is Lilly/Narcissa there are some truly beautiful short stories about those two... if you can handle some really sad endings
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>>2689882
Hit me.
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>>2690048
just look it up (ignore the cheep smut fics). there was a great one i cant remember the name of where Narcissa was crying at Lilly's grave while remembering their time together... a common theme is Cissy lying and claiming she doesnt love Lily to protect her from Lucius and/or other death eaters
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>>2687306
What about the books ? Anything tasty at all?
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>>2691114
No, the books are pretty empty when it comes to anything exciting, stick to fanfic
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has anyone found decent or even just smutty girl!snape/lily? (not boy!lily)
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>>2696982
>girl!Snape yuri
Thanks, I didn't even know this exists and now I want it.
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>>2697020
Only if lesbian playgirl Siria gets to make fun of Severa for falling that hard for a straight girl.
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>>2697336
This anon gets it.
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>>2696982
crap now I want this
hideously jealous of the disgusting boy lily is tempted by
and if james' bullying isn't toned down due to severia being a girl, the sense of outraged betrayal that lily would EVER forgive him would be so enormous
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>>2702726
Well now I'm just rooting for Voldemort.
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>>2704194
burn it all down
which is more gratifying, lily surviving and being granted to severia as a prize in the new world order, or voldemort dying while trying to kill girl!harry which leads to an extremely fucked-up teacher/student situation?
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>>2704551
>lily surviving and being granted to severia as a prize in the new world order
I'm only into that if Severia still became a double agent to save Lily and her family. Otherwise it's just a lesbian incel fantasy. I do like the former. It would just be Severia's luck if her confession to the love of her life happened via noseless wizard Hitler telling Lily she's now Severia's sex slave.

>fucked-up teacher/student situation
Being Severia is suffering.
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>>2704649
"The Traveler" is a good story on the archive that features a butch lesbian Snape and a time/dimension traveling Hermione.
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>all this tumblr "art"
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>>2679427
Agreed
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>>2679370
This is so cute.

>>2679806
I would add the third one, after it, the saga went downfall.
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>>2678050
>page 10
"No!"
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FeMC yuri romance option confirmed available in Hogwart's Mystery's last update.
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>>2679429
Hitler ?
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>>2728756
I was briefly surprised and then smashed that mf fancy button
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>>2728756
>Penny
Sure, if you like boring 'puffs
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>>2730463
Merulove incoming soon
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>>2728756
>>2730949
>Ingame yuri
How will they ever stop excelling.
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Any FemHarry and FemDraco fics?
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>>2730419
>J.K. said ok on Jude Law and Johnny Depp as Dumbledore and Grindelwald so she can see them make out on screen
I can believe that.
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>>2734009
Wouldn't that be called Harriet/Tiamat?
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>>2734009
The only good yuri femHarry stories I have ever read were
-To reach Without by inwardtransience but 1. it will never be finished (it already has 415,113 words though) and 2. it's starts with male Harry who becomes female (completely) because after the tournament he just wished to be someone else, just anybody else just not Harry Potter (accidental magic). I can understand that can be a big issue for some here. Also it's Harry/Susan Bones
-Son of a Potter, Daughter of Black is similar but Harry/Tonks.

I read most femHarry/femDraco stories but never a good one or just very short ones.

If you are open for a completely new series with a pair that is pretty similar to femHarry/femDraco though I can recommend the BBC series The Worst Witch from 2017 (it should be on Netflix unless you are a Brit or German, in those cases it should be available on BBC or zdf mediathek for free). Mildred looks similar to Harry and Ethel looks like a female Draco, their relationship is also pretty similar, also: no boys at all.
It got a pretty good fic with The Witches of Apartment 1307, which could also be read without watching the series first.
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>>2684301
And that's a good thing. Much more asthetic than nip-style drawings. Also its Harry Potter, ofc it reeks of Tumblr. Look I like manga style as much as the next guy and appreciate it's contributions to eyes, but disgusting weebs have pretty much ruined the integrity of western art.
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>>2734009
Hermione/Pansy.com
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>>2734115
But I've read all the Pansmione fics already
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>>2678050
safe
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>>2728756
What about Merula though
I just want to be bullied by a cute snake
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>>2744760
could be bullied by the greengrass sisters?
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>>2744760
Well, the cutest snake just got added to our friends list so things are looking up
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>>2744760
>>2745764
is that game any good? i heard a lot of it being a pay2win type thing
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>>2746202
More like pay2read. It’s just a visual novel with a lot of tapping, and the only thing you can pay for is clothes to play pretty princess dressup or skipping timers.
If you’re impatient, I recommend hacking infinite gems (not sure how, but it can be done) or just watching a playthrough on youtube.
The actual story is just okay, the main character is the best at everything, and it seems romance stuff is just starting, with players of both genders able to say they fancy both male and female characters, so there’s /u/ potential at least.
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>>2746202
It’s...not awful. Lots of waiting for a kinda dull story. I just like the setting and like >>2746206 said, the seeds of /u/ have been planted
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>>2746240
Sounds boring
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All I wanna do is imagine pervy lezzies running around Hogwarts secretly teasing each other with nothing on under those robes. Don't really care who the pairings are at that point.
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>>2744760
>not being a snake yourself and bulling Merula into lesbian dependency on your snark

You are playing the game wrong, anon.




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>>2747626
according to JKR on twitter the 'Puffs do have orgies in the common room. gotta be some lezing in that mix
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>>2747652
Pretty sure MC has to be Snake, otherwise how else could it be that Slytherin won the house cups for years before Harry was bestowed the Blessing of However?
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>>2749411
Is the game canon?? I assumed it was on the same tier as Lego Harry Potter and was just meaningless wacky adventures
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>>2749434
After Fantastic Beasts I'll just take it as canon since so far it doesn't violate anything.
Besides MC can be a downright savage asshole, that alone counts as Snake.
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>>2749434
It takes place a few years before the books and keeps namedropping characters, so there’s at least an attempt to make everything line up.
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>>2747652
So she'll like you even if you're an ass to her? I can finally fulfill my dream of being a lesbian alpha snake?
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>>2679451
The HM mobile game is a scam but there is a /vg/ thread that tells you howto hack it so you can jump straight to the cute witches in school uniforms.
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>>2749842
Just go back there.
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>>2749842
black hermione was jkrs last ditch effort to prove she wasnt racist... spoiler alert she is
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>>2749842
Tumblr. But it's also yuri so who cares if she's black or white?
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>>2749883
its a big deal. think about it white blood supremacist falls for a black mudblood. the yuri becomes forbidden on so many levels and even more hot/beautiful
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>>2749889
Wizards actually don't give a shit about skin color, since even a wizard from Africa is still not a muggle.
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>>2749889
>white blood supremacist
You mean purebloods and no like >>2749892 here they care more about pure wizard ancestry than color (think Shekelbolt, Zabini, etc.)
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>>2749880
But that makes no sense because she made sure to describe every black person as being black the second she introduces them. If she was black from the start she would have said so.
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>>2750025
Ok, I’ll let her know
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>>2750028
Thanks!
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>>2750025
Only in the American editions.
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>>2749932
true, but Shacklebolt is literally the ONLY important minority character. the others Zabini, Patel twins, cho, ect are all throw away characters
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>>2750452
You sit on her face as a means to punish her?
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>>2749880
Weasleys
>poor
>red-haired
>lots of kids
>cheers for Ireland during the Quidditch World Cup
>shunned by purebloods
Rowling is racist against Irish. It doesn't mean she hates them, but if the Weasleys were black, you would get a feeling you were in Louisiana where they live in the swamp and Molly is a chubby voodoo lady and the all play music together every evening.

>>2750025
Dean Thomas was black but you only found out about it in book 5 or 6 (I can't remember), despite being there from the beginning. Same with Blaise Zabini, where every American fanfiction writeress thought it was a girl, despite it being a male name and surprise surprise Rowling went with European conventions. And he was also black. It took 6 books to get that clear.
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>>2749399
Now I know Rowling's gone a bit off the deep end as of late, and that she likes to add little "fixes", but what? Got a link to the tweet?
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>>2750685
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7020700/jk-rowling-knows-way-too-much-about-her-characters
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>>2750706
Only the first two are real. Obviously J.K. Rowling isn't going to talk about Cho Chang taking monster shits on twitter.
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>>2750711
Honestly it wouldnt surprise me.
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But are there any REAL yuri couples in cannon?
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>>2749892
Crimes of Grindewald has officially proven that colored purebloods are less important than white purebloods. Look at Leta's entire family backstory... but the biggest disappointment was the lack of any /u/ content. There are gays now, but Harry Potter universe still has no lesbians!!!
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>>2750756
No. But the fandom is so huge that you can find every ships that can exist.
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>>2750452
But I want to confess to Merula
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>>2679425
what deleted scene?
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>>2734220
Have any recommendations? Preferably with large amounts of angst.
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>>2755553
LONG-FIC :

The Scale Between Black and White / 66k words
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6623722
(Eight year AU. Angsty slow-burn with fluff. My personal favorite.)
In the aftermath of the battle of Hogwarts Hermione has to learn to distinguish between black, white and every shade of grey in between.

The Cleaners Room / 77k words
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11459325
(Lots of angst and sexual tension. Quite dark and very slow burn.)
Sometimes extreme situations brings the unlikeliest people together.

Walk Out Into The Darkness / 12k words
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7965961/chapters/18220405
(Roomates AU)
Some days, Hermione isn't sure whether or not she'd like to kill or kiss her roommate, Pansy Parkinson.

The Clock / 19k words
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4318605/chapters/9792603
(Extremely dark. Be warned. )
The clock is always ticking. But, eventually, everything must come to an end.

The Only Way to Wake Up / 79k words
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6339199/chapters/14523508
(A smut feist developing into a surprisingly interesting scenario after a few chapters.)
In a world where The Dark Lord was never defeated by Harry as a baby, he ushered in a society where purebloods are on top and mudbloods are at the very bottom. Pansy could have any mudblood servant she wants, but as far as she's concerned, Hermione is just perfect.

But She’s Your Best Friend / 11k words
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15532803/chapters/36057060
(Angst with a bit of smut.)
"Hermione's moans were like a symphonic choir: rich, harmonious, beautiful, but Pansy needed more. They were crossing so many lines that couldn't be redrawn. She needed consent, needed to know that Hermione craved this just as deeply as she did."
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ONE-SHOTS :

Linger
https://archiveofourown.org/works/4181319
Hermione didn't want to fall in love, but when you put two wrongs together, you'll always get a right.

Set your hope on fire
https://archiveofourown.org/works/2010429
"So you're a dyke now," Pansy said after they'd settled at a table far from the pounding noise, sipping on a mai tai.
Hermione winced. "Don't use that word."
"It seems you're never quite done policing what I can and can't say," Pansy said.

Thirty-eight
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5300351
Hermione and Pansy have sex together. Hermione counts.

Drop The Wand
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1010468
Hermione Granger and Pansy Parkinson. Vicious rivals from two different Houses. An accidental discovery of a very warm, very tight secret passageway during a scuffle may just change that... rather forcefully...

Slytherin Altruism
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13610496
“I’m sure he’ll be here soon,” the waitress said.
Suddenly someone slid into the booth across from her. “She,” the woman corrected, setting down her purse and smoothing her skirt. “Sorry I’m late, babe. You know how it is down at the Prophet.”
Hermione’s mouth fell open as she stared dumbly at one Pansy Parkinson. Pansy sent her a look that said, “just go with it” and took Gryffindor’s hand in her own. Hermione shut her mouth.

Beneath the Moonlight We Lie
https://archiveofourown.org/works/3871417
Hermione had never seen Pansy like this before. But then again, they had never had a moment like this before.
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>>2755945
ONGOING :

Let Them In
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12964623/chapters/29637570
Eighth Year was supposed to be an opportunity for inter-House unity and the chance to for Hermione to finally finish school. But when Slytherins start walking the corridors in groups of four, Hermione realises the wizarding world hasn't put the war behind it as well as she thought.
(Eight years roomates AU. Still ongoing but looks very promising. There’s a bit of het in the latest chapter but the author promised that it will turn into Pansmione later on.)

My Pearl
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12820488/chapters/29268690
The Parkinson family isn't what it used to be. Pansy isn't who she used to be. She can think of nothing worse than returning to the school that saw her shame for so many years. Although everyone expected Hogwarts to finally be a place of peace, something strange begins to creep through the halls. And then there's Hermione.
(Very promising but sadly it seems to be dropped. There is very interesting Pansy’s character development so it can still be nice to read.)
There you go. I hope this will be enough to make you fall into the deep pit that is Pansmione. If you like angst you will be delighted with this ship. Also, forgive my rusty English.
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>>2752562
>Look at Leta's entire family backstory
>Lestrage THOT
Nothing to see here
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Did Luna Lovegood ever end up with a dude? I can't remember, she would make a good lesbian.
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>>2755944
>>2755945
>>2755946
Much appreciated, Nee-san.

>>2756272
Wiki says she married Newt Scamander's grandson, "Rolf", part of the more expanded family/name stuff JK talked about in the documentary on a year in her life.
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>>2756318
F U C K
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safe
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>>2757025
hell, most fans discard a large amount of what she actually put in the books as canon, some random BS that she said outside of the books should not disrupt luna in your mind
of course I ship luna/ginny so that makes... wait a second, i've never looked to see if anyone's done fic of Luna/Lily Luna...
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Just started messing with Hogwarts Mystery on a non-jailbroken iPhone (first year, unlocked broom summoning and playing gobstones). How much of a world of hurt am I in for, neesan-tachi? Any tips to smooth the experience out short of switching to Android and hacking the game?

>>2755341
I want to bully Merula by fixing her messy hair and running my fingers through it.
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>>2762827
Without hacking there's not much of a way around the more annoying mechanics. If you haven't yet, find all the spots around the castle that replenish 1 energy (statue by the great hall, house elf in the dungeons, etc.) Start story tasks with max energy, set timers for when your energy will be filled up again. Also, I wouldn't bother with most of the multi-day events the devs put out, unless you really want one of the rewards.

The fanworks are a better experience than the gameplay, honestly, but there's some nice moments throughout. And you have good taste.
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>>2687217
Cannon is100% hetero, but the fan base has literally written millions of fics. Some top level yuri in the fandom.
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>>2763061
What sort of rewards are typical in these events? Clothes or pets, I'm guessing?
>start story tasks with max energy
I learned that the hard way. I had like thirteen energy when I went to bed last night and thought I'd try getting rid of that in a story-mandatory lesson. I ended up staying up an extra 2+ hours to make sure I didn't fail.

What actually happens if you don't pass an activity? Do you just have to do it again? Lose house points?
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>>2762827
Just play it on Nox.
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>>2763061
>hijab
Pretty sure no muslim that has his daughter cover her hair would let her go to a wizarding school.
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>>2750452
>you confess to Penny regardless of gender
Are you forced to do this?
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>>2765227
Nah, there's a dialogue option at one point in Year 5 unlocked if your friendship with her is high enough.
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>>2765225
I don't think muggleborns really have a choice. It's either learning to control their magic with a stick or entering puberty without training and fucking shit massively up. The ministry probably forces them to get some sort of training to uphold secrecy and they won't give a single fuck what the parents want.
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>>2750499
>racist against Irish
The fuck?
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>>2771061
How come the most popular yuri ship with Hermione is with a character that has no more than 3 lines in the whole serie?
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>>2771118
Pansy's just a self-insert for all the lesbian Internet snakes who grew up crushing on Hermione.
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>>2771121
Who do I self-insert into if I'm crushing on cute snakes?
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>>2771118
Is it really the most popular sapphic ship for Hermione? I figured Ginny would've beat it.
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>>2771125
I think the top three is:
Hermione / Fleur
Hermione / Pansy
Hermione / Ginny
In this order
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>>2771140
Goodness, I knew Fleur was popular but I didn't think she beat out Ginny or Pansy. Burgers must love romanticizing the EnglishxFrench conflict
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>>2771140
I expected more Luna in there.
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>>2771141
I think it’s more the whole snippy attitude they have towards each other during Book 4 even though that’s just because Hetmione is trying to stake a claim in her man.
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>>2771142
Does this exists? I can't even find fanarts of them.
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>>2771140
Switch Pansy and Ginny and you've got it right, anon.
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>>2771140
Let’s be honest, neesans, it’s a damn crime that the most popular isn’t Parvati/Padma. Brown twins. Brown twins!
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>>2771146
Yeah it exists. Fanart for sapphic Hp tends to be rather straight so it's not the greatest measure of content. Fics are better.
>>2771143
That's more plausible which is a shame.
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Can I date Merula yet?
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>>2679637
What did from fans of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert. Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
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>>2771693
>putting anything else in that top tier on anywhere near the same level as Brothers Karamazov or Don Quixote
Confirmed for having the worst taste in /lit/ since Stephen King.
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>>2771693
>What did from fans of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises?
At least put some effort into the first line, even the shitposters on /tv/ can do that much.
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>>2771152
>etched his legs
Not yet. But she started using MCs given name in Knockturn Alley.
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>>2771121
Oh, so kinda like how straight snakes use Daphne Greengrass as their to go to self-insert for pairing someone with Harry?
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>>2771123
The main character of Hogwarts Mystery, apparently.
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>>2771777
Shouldn't the MC be a Slytherin themselves since the game should end the year before Harry arrives and it was mentioned in the first book that Slytherin won the House Cup for years, which is easy to do if the player is one.
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Hermione's my self insert for crushing on Pansy.
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>>2771953
Should I recognize any of those characters other than Merula?
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>>2772031
Tulip and the artist's MC
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>>2755944
>The Only Way to Wake Up
I read this till Pansy came back home from Hogwarts, since it's pretty smut heavy, it lost me a bit when it started delving into stuff I'm not interested in
Still a good fic that didn't made me want to drop it before finishing the first chapter, a rarity these days.
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>>2771693
this is some hipster tier bullshit right here
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>>2772594
It's copy pasta, I doubt the person who originally made it was serious, if so they were probably a pretentious hipster, yes.
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>>2771770
>>etched his legs
>his
>not playing feMC
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>>2762377
Wonder who drank the potion?
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>>2772915
No idea how that quote happened
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I know this is supposed to be about yuri, but I just need somewhere to say I fucking hate the dueling in this stupid game.
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>>2679435
When I got to the end of "These gilded chains we wear" I was pissed that there wasn't more to read. I thought the concept of Bellatrix x Hermione was retarded until I read it and then it became my favoured ship.

This thread reminds me to go and read more fanfiction.
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>>2775663
This picture reminds me that, minus the blue eyes, Rin Shibuya makes for a pretty good Harrier Potter.
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>>2678050
>Pansy x Hermione
I wonder why is Pansy so popular, she never stood out too much when I read the books.
You could see I noticed here mostly when I got linked this hilarious Ginny/Pansy fanfic: https://eloiselovelace.livejournal.com/9201.html
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>>2784948
Becasue she’s the only schoolage female Slytherin who’s given any attention at all in the books, meaning she’s the only “bad” girl around the main characters’ age.

It’s basically the same reason Bella is popular—she’s the most obvious bad girl in the books, period.
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>>2679425
>that deleted scene from the HP movie
>>2755505
I second this request, pretty please.
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>>2771693
>that pic
I hope that's a bait because that's fucking retarded (I guess it is based on the 'games of thrones' book)
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>>2784948
>https://eloiselovelace.livejournal.com/9201.html
I really recommend that fic btw, it was funny as hell. And as far as I can tell pretty good writing actually.
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>>2679425
>>2784960
Third-ing request for deleted scene
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>>2773041
Harry and Ron.
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So is this Hogwarts mysteries any good?
>>2767725
Europe is different then america they can be racist against countries.
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>>2785643
Eh? I'm not very far in, myself, but it's okay. The writing is decent, but there's not exactly a lot of it, and the plot is pretty thin. A lot of the characters are expies for major characters from the books, and the /u/ is relatively minor. I haven't been playing long, but the events seem pretty repetitive so far.

I can't really recommend it unless you just like the character designs and can stomach this kind of "gameplay."
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>>2785745
You underestimate my desperation for /u/.
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>>2679328
I want to hug Merula
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>>2785643
Romance starts on year 5. Before that there is no much /u/. The gameplay is pretty much nonexistent, but the story and the characters are fine. Also this IS Harry Potter so there is quiet a large fandom around the game already so that's the nice part. If it bores you, you can just play it on Nox emulator with max energy so you can enjoy the story without the mindless taping.
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>>2787270
Do the characters look any different from year to year, or do fifth years look identical to firsties?
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>>2785643
Just play it for Merula.
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>>2787285
The developpers are lazy as f... so the characters still look like dwarves by year 5.
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>>2787270
>If it bores you, you can just play it on Nox emulator with max energy so you can enjoy the story without the mindless taping.
How do the updates work if I use a hacked version of the game?
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What did I hear, we can take Merula to the ball?
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>>2767725
>>2785643
To be fair, when the Irish first started coming to America en masse, we were pretty racist towards those drunk bastards too.

>we
>says the child of south east Asian immigrants
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>>2788216
They did the worst crime after all: catholics
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>>2788362
Eh protestants and puritans are worse, so it was actual the eighth henry that committed the worse crime.
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>>2788363
That was meant through the eyes of the other residents then who were protestants/puritans. Us people from Europe today wouldn't expect something like that, but apparently them being catholics was as bad as being black or something like that. Silly world.
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>>2788197
Yes, you will be allowed to choose between Merula, Penny, Tulip, Rowan, Ismelda, Ben, Barnaby and Andre regardless of you MC's gender.
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>>2788404
But is this a friendly invitation or "after the prom we're going to the nearest room with a lockable door and not leaving until the sun rises" invitation?
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How does the fandom think of Merula after her christmas event actually?
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>>2750499
>racist against Irish
What about Seamus Finnigan?
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>>2788411
It sort of hint at a romantic way but nothing even as lewd as hand holding yet... at least in what has been datamined. If you want to know more, don't hesitate to check HPHM's Discord : https://discordapp.com/invite/ynKkaAC
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>>2789863
One might actually say there were no actual relationships in Harry Potter seeing how terrible they were all written.
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>>2789869
They were terrible, but they were also incredibly heterosexual.

Which is a different kind of terrible.
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>>2789874
I dunno, one could argue Harry went for Ginny because he secretly wanted the Ronster and she was the closest thibg avaiable because the Weasley are all the same, as parasites usually are.
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>>2679451
People just play for the story, the art, and the memes. The f2p is just garbage.
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>>2789892
I think Harry went for Ginny because Rowling had backed herself into a corner romantically. Like, very early on she'd probably originally planned a HarryxHermione thing, or maybe even Harry/Hermione/Ron triangle, but when she decided to go RonxHermione and make things with Cho so awkward, Harry didn't really have anyone... except Ron's awkward little sister who used to have a crush on him, sure why not.
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>>2790399
From a pure writers perspective she should have taken someone from Slytherin maybe, just to show that not everyone from there is a huge asshole and Slughorn wasn't exactly the best rep of a "good" Slytherin. Besides the little teeny kids the romances were aimed at might have ate potential romeo and juliet angle up like candy.
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>>2788404
whoa wait a second I thought the only /u/ was the hufflepuff penny please tell me I can romance Merula as a muggle born I need to be called a "filthy mud blood" and made to worship her ass
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>>2790455
Dammit why does 4chan make is so appealing ot fetishize race/classism?
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>>2790406
But Rowling was entirely okay with everyone from Slytherin being an irredeemable asshole. Snape, Draco Malfoy, and Horace Slughorn were the best people from that house she wanted to show us. Apparently cunning/ambition (she couldn’t even keep the defining house trait consistent throughout the story) is just pure evil.
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>>2790455
The main character isn’t even a halfblood, anon, sorry not sorry you filthy blood traitor.
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>>2790532
Because you're all useless masochistic dykes.
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>>2790532
Because you're weak and haven't dabbled in the most vanilla kink outside of incest which is SM
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>>2790540
The only thing that it revealed is that Rowling isn't as good an author that she's made out to be and that Gryffindors must always be the good guys!
Wanna bet Hufflepuff only exists because she needed four houses in Hogwarts and nothing else?
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>>2790455
>muggleborn
>character can be in Slytherin
The MC should actually be a Snake mostly because of how Slytherin won houses cups the year before Harry arrived and, well, the MC can be a downright savage asshole.
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>>2790772
>Rowling isn't as good an author that she's made out to be

Are people saying that? The whole premise of her books is self-defeating. There actually couldn't be a plot like the books at all, from what I gather.
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>>2790776
>There actually couldn't be a plot like the books at all, from what I gather.
How so?
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>>2790772
>>2790540
>>2790406
Rowling had always set out to write a very black and white, good v evil fantasy from the start. Just read the tone set by the first book. Elitist, blood-obsessed asses in Slytherin bad. Everyone else good. It's good and evil set in a Boarding school given an anti-racist twist. That in itself isn't necessarily a bad thing.

The first problem is that as Potter matured and Rowling realised she should show another side of Slytherin it became a bit too late to show that side with just Horace Slughorn as she was literally a drop of the water in a sea of asshole and most Slytherin up to that point had I'm a Magical Nazi written on them. The only dynamic that changed was every Slythern is an asshole to 'maybe not all Slytherin are assholes but most of them are.'

The other problems it's caused is a long-running housetyping gag in fandom, but then again that's probably encouraged by the world of HP itself. Finally it also makes some of Rowling's recent positions seem a tad ironic, if it does not backfire entirely, given her stories rest upon the concept that yes, some people are just inherently bad but that is another story.
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>>2790774
Slytherin don't have to be pure blood they just have to be ambitious and cunning
>>2790549
call me more names
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Pansy and Hermione just makes sense to me because she's a good girl and studies and all that but she's also headstrong and a bit stubborn. I feel like she needs challenge and an intellectual equal to be engaged in her relationship. Ron just isn't right for her.

>>2755944
I've shipped them forever and read this fic a long time ago where Pansy's grandfather made this magical clock or something and it starts malfunctioning. The ministry sends Hermione to fix it and she stays at Pansy's place. It starts playing all her memories in her paintings (including one where she's touching herself lol).

It used to be on LiveJournal but I forgot the name or they removed it. Does anybody know what it's called?
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>>2793351
>intellectual equal
Okay, I've never actually paid that much attention to Pansy when reading the books, but isn't she presented as fairly dumb in what limited glimpses we get of her?
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>>2791094
Muggleborn are prohibited because of the spell Salazar Slytherin placed upon the hat. Only half bloods and pure blooded allowed.
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>>2793364
Pansy hardly appeared in the books anyway.
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>>2793351
source for this fic?
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>>2793351
I think this might be it
https://merry-smutmas.livejournal.com/115289.html
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>>2793351
Fun fact
Rowling based Hermy on herself.
And Pansy was based on a girl who bullied Rowling in school. This is why she had no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Though she was so unimportant I have a hard time remembering her at all.
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>>2795323
There are a lot of characters with no redeeming features whatsoever, though. (See: virtually every Slytherin, virtually every muggle, virtually every character who in any way antagonizes Harry at any point.) I just figured that was Rowling’s style.
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>>2795506
It's a good versus evil story told almost entirely from Harry's POV, so there's only so much room for Rodolphus Lestrange or whoever to show his nice side. Just about the most celebrated part of the series is still Snape, who was a nasty antagonistic Slytherin and one of the most heroic characters in the story.
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>>2795156
Holy shit, thanks! Don't know why it was so hard to find for me.

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>>2795323
I guess I head canon her as smart or sharp-tongued/cunning and I like when she's presented like that in fics. Also, I think it would make sense since she's from a notable pureblood family that she would care about her academics to some degree.





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