I thought resident evil was about zombies but she is a vampire? I don’t get it
STOP POSTING OLD PEOPLEFUCK OFFF
>>690018147They are zombie mold vampires.
>>690018147She has nice lips
>>690018147Vampires are undead
>>690018147Keep posting hags.
virus zombies were a byproduct of making BOWsthen you had the parasite infected plagas peoplethen you had mold infested peoplethen you had moldy parasite infested peoplethe moldy parasite ladies drink blood to sustain themselves like vampiresthere's also other shit going on in some of the other games but don't really think to much about it, just enjoy the ride
>>690018534I literally do not feel any sort of attraction to women under 30. I think there’s something wrong with me.
>>690018147At this point what even is a zombie?Are Las Plagas zombies?
>>690018147she's not a "real" vampire
>>690018147Her "daughters" are sexier
>>690020056They are literally just flies taking human form you sicko
>>690020225Sexy
My wife Donna.
Resident Evil is about evil and she is evil in gigantic woman form.
>>690020225Yes, and I want to fuck all three of those mass of flies.
>>690020225and you're literally just amoebas
>>690020449POV: You're Donna and dinner is 2 minutes late
>>690020449Doll fucker
>>690018147>but she is a vampire?i dont think vampires turn into a 3,000 lb meat monster
it was the moment people on /v/ chose the Generic White Woman With Blood Around Her Mouth over the ten foot tall gray woman with visible panty-lines that i knew /v/ was utterly and completely beyond repair
>>690020225yeah and? still my wife
>>690018147She's a lesbian vampire, Capcom love their cliches.
>>690020701sometimes...
Zombies are slow. Her, much faster.
Yep, I jorked to her.
>>690021083I thought it was unfair of them to fry the shit out of her just because she reached out to plead.
>>690021083>tfw first Blade movie I ever saw was 3>didn't see the first two until years later and didn't realize what I'd been missing out on
>>690020874What's wrong with that?
>>690018147What I don't get is how Magneto fits into all of this
>>690020225
Bump for vampire mommy
>>690018147STUPID MAN-THING
The amount of women who made self insert art and fics of themselves getting fucked by lady D was impressive
>>690020225>>690023985Could you imagine if she forced you to cross dress?
>>690018147vampires usually rule over armies of undead
>>690026128Let them cook.
>>690026238No because she'd kill me on the spot for being a male.
>>690021180Is there any other media where vampires extend their nails to use as weapons? I've only ever seen this in Witcher 3 and RE8.
>>690018147>>690021180
>I thought resident evil was about zombiesShit that zoomer tourists say.
>>690020056They are literally bugs, Anon.
>>690020874she's not a lesbian
>>690028230yeah, she's also not a vampire
>>690018147Resident Evil is about Big Ovulating Women.She ist a B.O.W
not true resident evil
>>690020661I bet her doll form gives mean head.>>690021083kek
>>690018147this semen sucker needs more blender porn
when has the series been about zombies? i clearly remember a giant snake, the plant from the little shop of horrors, and jaws being in the first game.
Imagine how fucking massive her fat, futa cock is...
>>690018147Resident Evil is actually about borderline homoerotical action sequences and gooey flesh monsters with tentacles and a bunch of eye balls, but the games are at their best when you don't notice it.
>>690021180Love the decor and carpentry work
>>690031131It's a real shame that we didn't get to spend more time in the castle.
>>690018147Bump
>>690028158If this is how bugs look then I will fuck ze bugs.
>>690018147It's not about zombies it's about a biotech company making monster movie monsters. Zombies are the low level mob as they would be in Castlevannia that has a lot of similar monsters. Resident Evil only became about zombies in the memespace/social geist
Here is your big titty goth mommy gf
>>690035523Hot
>>690035523If you can't handle her at her worst, you don't deserve her at her best
>>690035523Average woman without makeup
>>690029418what if they made a game where you play a woman trapped in a mansion with a sexy vampire and she's trying to seduce you and you have to escapehaha as a joke
