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AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
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A clown thread died for this
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>>695177125
>retail pre-orders
what is this? 2006?
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>>695177125
I mean, literally the only thing they've been saying about the game is that it's for a modern audience and you punch nazis.
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Your gamepass bro?
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>>695177125
When does it come out? And goypass is not an excuse if stalker can hit 100k+ on steam
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>>695177125
>new indiana jones movie comes out
>completely bombs
>YO LETS MAKE A GAME ABOUT HIM!!!
These corpos are fucking braindead.
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came free with my gpu lol
wouldnt have bought it otherwise
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>>695177510
I'm pretty sure the game was in development before the last movie was even conceived. Game development takes much longer than film production. Do you think they share production or something?
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1)Indiana Jones is not relevant to modern audiences
2)To the audience who likes Indiana Jones they want to SEE indiana jones when they play not his POV
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>>695177125
but... the modern audience loves h*ckin' nazi punching!
how could this be...?
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Why would anyone preorder a game? Ever?
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>>695177125
This last quarter of the year has been flop after flop. Lmao
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>>695177125
Im an xbot and I have no interest in this game. I hope ps5 bros get it.
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>>695177125
but you can punch le nazis??? what went wrong?
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>>695177125
All released trailers for it:
https://youtu.be/Yp7_ImMV1Iw?si=E9auKyPiAzIrXdxS
https://youtu.be/0e17p2IVDUU?si=BXINj-FSnG4BXLTb
https://youtu.be/SboTM2PFLDY?si=Kxe9m43yKOQdKYfK
https://youtu.be/STrKl828Aeg?si=wFQOlrnQTRqwvI4I
https://youtu.be/vujiFT4cQm8?si=8tcNdpbia1Th3WKq

Honestly looks better than the last 2 films. If this bombs, its going to be a major financial blow for Betheda since they must have payed billions to use the Indy IP. This could well be the final nail in their coffin.
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everyones playing stalker 2 mate dont worry about it
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>>695177125
B-but I thought you could punch Nazis??? Why aren't people buying our based game xisters??
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>>695177648
No idea, never understood it. If a game I want sells out, I just wait a week or two and play it anyway. Typically have never had that problem ever. It's probably better to wait anyway to listen to feedback from people cause it might be a shit game.
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>>695177785
Oh this was a Bethesda production? I hope it bombs even harder now
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Indy has been dogshit for so long I went back to find some of the pulp magazines that inspired him. Hours of fun. The author was a real African explorer.
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>>695177632
>>695177719
It must suck being a zoomer and the only media you grew up with was 4chan memes and leafyishere videos. Imagine boiling down one of the most iconic film franchises ever to "punching Nazis" just because that idea upsets you due to severe /pol/ brainrot. Very sad.
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>>695177785
I like the music.
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>>695177602
You're probably right. But they really should of cancelled it or pivoted to something else that might have actually made them money. This is just going to be another game that doesn't hit "sales expectations."
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To be fair I'm not sure how bit an indicator retail pre orders are anymore what with digital downloads
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>>695177125
>Physical
>Xbox
Not sure what the point is here.
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it cant just be woke backlash, AAA singleplayer games are selling way worse than last two generations

>but insert game here sold just fine

yeah there are exceptions but something like indiana jones would have easily cleared 2m sold back in the 360 days for example
Veilguard sales drop is also way too large to just be because of it being woke, it has been woke since inquisition if not da2
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>>695177932
Cope boomer lol
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>>695177125
>Series that was killed by the fourth movie and buried by the fifth has low audience retention
WOW
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>>695177125
I've been shopping around for GPUs and they are bundling this game with a lot of them
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>>695178002
Shhh.
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>>695177125
Go woke go broke
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What makes Indiana Jones unique enough to stand out among any one of 100000000 video games where you explore ancient cities or temples ruins or whatever?
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The previews sound dissapointing. It's mostly just a mediocre stealth game. It'll be 20 bucks in a month.
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>>695177125
BUT... BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE NAZI PUNCHING MARKETING? WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING GOYS REEEEEEE
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>game is only launching on just Xbox and Steam next month, PS5 comes out next year
>Xbox has a 91% digital adoption rate, plus two console variants which are digital-only
>Steam is naturally digital-only
>Neither platform give our pre-purchase numbers for digital games
>it's also a day-1 gamepass release

Yeah no fucking shit the 'pre order' numbers are bad, because no one's buying it physical.
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I felt like pre-2016 Indy just fought whichever bad guy fits the setting

>Indy 1: Nazis
>Indy 2: Thuggees
>Indy 3: Nazis
>Indy 4: Commies

Now it's jut NAZIS NAZIS NAZIS. For fuck's sake I want to see him punch pirates or warlords too. Or heck, why not dinosaurs? Indy vs Dinosaurs would make billions
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>>695177932
>Imagine boiling down one of the most iconic film franchises ever to "punching Nazis"

That's what fat pink-haired GenXers are doing though.
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>>695177932
>have severe politicuck brainrot
>accuse everyone else of having politicuck brainrot
And this is why this trash game is going to bomb lmao, well deserved
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>>695177978
>But they really should of cancelled it or pivoted to something else that might have actually made them money
Bethesda probably spent a massive chunk of their revenue acquiring the rights from Disney. It's basically an Amazon Rings of Power situation. If you spend a shit ton of money on something, you have to see it through, even if it's heading for failure.
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>>695178010
2MM back in the 360 days was only hit by cawadoody and FIFA. The playerbase for AAA single player games was like a quarter of the size it is today.
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>>695177932
the point flew so far over your head it entered lower orbit
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>>695178246
You're the one getting mad about virtual Nazis getting punched for some reason
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>>695177125
is archeology less popular than gcj?
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>>695178220
The franchise takes place mostly in the 1930’s. Of course nazis and fascist Italy make sense. And even when it was in the 1950’s they made commies the bad guys.
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>>695178010
It's not woke backlash. Zoomers would rather play live service shooters than single-player games, and they form the biggest part of the video game market now. That's just the harsh reality of things. Zoomers growing old was a mistake. It's the main reason why I've always supported the elites plan of global depopulation.
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>>695177932
>t.
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>>695177125
holy shit is that young old Harrison Ford?
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>>695177932
not really, it was your "people" who did it, i am just making fun of you
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>>695178120
You get to punch trump supporters
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>>695178220
Judging by the trailers, he fights all 3 Axis forces in this game: Nazi Germans, Italians fascists and Imperial Japanese. It's set during the 30s so I'm not sure who else you think he should be fighting.
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>Get Troy Baker doing his Troy Baker voice
>not a harrison ford sound alike.
>also facescan Troy Baker for indys face.

Deserved to fail
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>>695177125
The time to release a Indiana Jones game was nine years ago. When Disney hype was peak and nostalgia was 100% reliable.
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>>695178458
>>695178220
It mostly works because the real life nazis wasted so many resources hunting for legendary treasures, relics, etc, because they were essentially a bunch of theater kids. So it's believable for Indiana to be running into them all the time.
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>>695178120
>>695178598
This. They brought back Indiana Jones because it was a popular franchise where nazis died a lot. Made their penises all tingly.
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>>695177125
no one under the age of 40 gives a shit about Indiana jones. I dont know why they keep trying to resurrect this dead ip.
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Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make a first person Indiana Jones game?
Better yet, who thought it was a good idea to make an Indiana Jones game in 2025 to begin with?
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>>695177125
It was made to denigrate the character and spit on the people* (straight white males) who like the character. Sales and profits are irrelevant.
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>>695178320
You're the one marketing your games as trump supporter punching simulators.

We will not forget your wolfenstein 2 trailers.
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>>695178693
>Popular
I love the first three movies and even the tv series, but Indiana Jones has negative cultural value nowadays since its last two movies were awful and literally nobody saw the last one.
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>>695177125
>Retail pre-orders
>For a game that's day 1 on gayme pass
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communists
I hate those guys
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>>695178475
>billions must die... because my preferred video game genre is losing popularity
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>>695178818
It's pretty much something I cannot understand. Microsoft puts a game day 1 on gamepass but then they still go and bitch about sales. It's a paradox.
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>>695178257
normally I would agree but we've seen game producers axing things lately even after all the costs were sunk. hyenas and concord both got dumpstered after they were complete and recouped literally 0%
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>>695178693
>Made their penises all tingly.
*Their dilated axe wounds
fify
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>>695178919
They dug their own hole with people expecting it. At least Sony took the more sane solution of waiting six months minimum before putting a new release on their higher tier plan.
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>>695178220
Hollywood and Video Game Devs are afraid to portray communism in any bad light.

It is why the Dead Rising remake took out the “commies” lines.
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>>695178917
>t.
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>>695177125
I don't get the Indiana Jones punching Nazis meme, Indy didn't give a fuck it was the Nazis he only wanted to get the Arc
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>>695178967
It's different when you borrow the rights.
In that scenario, you're basically a hostage of the rights holder and Disney is ruthless, especially when it comes to stuff like this.
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>>695177125
>the great circle
A Kikel?
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>>695179151
In this case, they just use nazi to avoid explicitly saying white men. It's the best way to justify your enemies being white and male.
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>>695179151
That's the thing I noticed about the original films. The Nazis were the bad guys but Indy didn't waste his time disparaging them every 5 minutes, he was focused on the task at hand. The latest Indiana Jones film literally opened with him calling them blue eyed retards or something.
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>>695177125
Zoomers don’t know who Indiana Jones is.

And most millennials don’t have nostalgia for him.

And Gen X don’t play modern video games.
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>>695177248
Did you somehow miss the Insomniac leaks that showed that most games are still anywhere from 40%-90% physical and that overall 65% of their sales of first-party titles were physical? People who think we're in a digital present are delusional, especially when it means parents can't buy gifts for their children that they actually feel like they got their money's worth out of. Gift cards always come off as a lazy man's gift.
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>indiana jones is a boomer icon
>someone wants to make him a game
>should we make a small comfy indie game?
>the demand for indiana jones games isn't super high
>no, we must make a AAA game
>spend at least $100m making it
>hmm okay and make it high octane action like wolfenstein?
>no, he has to use the whip and fists
and someone greenlit this, thinking it would ever make back the money
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>>695177978
It's Todd Howard's dream game, it's why he's directing it despite it not being a bethesda game. He probably has enough sway to keep it alive.
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>>695178386
What percentage of people who talk about punching nazis online have ever punched a nazi?
I'm guessing somewhere between 0.1% and 0%.

Obviously there ARE people that actually get in fights with neo-nazi larper cunts, but I strongly suspect those are not the same people posting about "punching nazis" on reddit
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>>695179284
>spend at least $100m making it
isnt that an indie title these days?
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>>695179285
*executive producer not director my bad and apparently he came up with the story of the game.
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>>695179285
Starfield was Todd's "dream game" and we've already seen what happened with that. Todd can eat my asshole.
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Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
>Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
>Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
>Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
>Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
>Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
>Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
>Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
>Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
>Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
>Punching Nazis/whites is no longer acceptable.
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>>695179428
Oh yeah I'm sure it will be mediocre (prob better than starfield though just by virtue of being a linear singleplayer game), but just explaining why its a thing at all when no one cares about Indiana Jones.
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>>695177648
there's nothing wrong with preordering certain games. the real question is why would you buy or play a western game? ever?
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>>695177125
>Over 86% worse

Call me a brainlet, but this seems like a unclear, obtuse way to communicate their point. I'm understanding it that Indiana Jones has 14% of veilguard's preorder amount?
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>>695179401
>>695179284
this is an indie title though
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>market your game as a trump supporter punching simulator
>trump wins
>game underperforms

Fast forward 8 years

>market your game as a trump supporter punching simulator
>trump wins
>game underperforms

Why didnt they learn?
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>>695177125
this game has had practically zero advertising to the point that i thought it already released and flopped massively. i dont know a single person under 30 who likes or even knows indiana jones. hes a relic at this point, not unlike the ones he looks for on his adventures. this shit was dead from birth.
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>>695177125
They're striking while the iron is encased in a glacier.
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>>695177125
Indiana Jones is a boomer franchise. Not sure why we care about it now.
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>>695178919
It's a double-edged sword for them. A day 1 release doing really good on game pass is bad for raw sales figures, but at the same time a game doing really good sales figures means it'll underperform on game pass because everybody already bought the game. There is no in-between but Microcock at least sees the return on first-party games either way.
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>>695177125
I#m not surprised, that nobody wants to punch the good guys.
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>>695179468
your meds, sir
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>>695179712
>one day, suddenly, they will learn... and make products for their enemy aka straight white males again!
in a couple of weeks for sure, anon
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It could have been a success had they played their cards right, it's not like an action/adventure game where you fight Nazis hasn't been tried before
Pic very related and the best game in the franchise btw
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>>695179696
CARLOS
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>>695179986
Drake is the Zoomer version of Indy anyways.
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i can imagine if you're a 50-60 years old indiana jones fan the game footage is mind blowing
but for young people it just looks weird, stiff and boring
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>>695179986
Honestly, I don't even know if an Indy game would have worked in the seventh gen. I'd probably just think it's exactly riding off the coattails of Uncharted. Licensed shovelware slop.
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>>695180126
This is a game entirely made for investors, who are all 50-60 years old.
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>>695177932
Funny because that’s what the game developers thought while making this.
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>>695177932
>meanwhile the developers
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>>695177125
I lost interest when they took out the guns.
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>>695180136
I mean this game just looks like a more realistic version of Dishonored so it could work.
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>>695177125
Nobody fucking cares about Harrison Ford anymore
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>>695179151
ahem
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>>695179969
You should do what you say, loser
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>comfy ps3 grafix uncharted action game
ludo
>soulless photorealism made for the modern audience movie game
yikes
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>>695177785
>Honestly looks better than the last 2 films.
That's a fucking low bar
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>>695177125
???
It's on Game Pass
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>>695177648
FOMO culture
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>>695179283
>xbox and steam
>40-90% physical
you could have just not bothered posting anything then i wouldn't have to reply calling you a retard.
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>>695181042
The entire point is that this is talking about physical copies and physical isn't remotely dead as an option. Not even close. So it's still notable for Xbox at least.
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>>695177785
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>>695179284
How did he take this picture while holding his phone in the picture at the same time?
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>>695181130
ok retard>>695181130
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>>695177125
Aaaiiiieee my pronouns. Where are they??
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do zoomers even care about indiana jones? i feel like it's one of those boomer franchises that deadass has 0 appeal today. like the goonies or gremlins
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>>695178010
This isn't woke backlash, this is indiana jones backlash
The last two movies killed the franchise dead, people say Star Wars was killed by trash movies? They have no idea the pain that Indie has been dragged through. 4 was bad enough, 5 wouldnt' even be a good grindhouse movie.
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>>695181476
>*silently remove pronouns from twitter bio*
a new age
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>>695178475
>Zoomers would rather play live service shooters than single-player games
meanwhile, baldur's gate 3
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>>695181828
Maybe a few do. But not many.
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What's wrong? Don't gamers love killing nazis?
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>>695181828
no one cares about this slop, it's going to bomb hard.
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The moment I saw that faggy millennial say modern audiences I lost all interest.
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>>695177336
>it's for a modern audience and you punch nazis.
I feel like they saw sonys exclusives & thought copying that would be a recipe for success.
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>>695179712
>>market your game as a trump supporter punching simulator

When did they do this with the Indy game? Unless you're conflating Trump supporters with Nazis?
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>>695181875
5 genuinely felt like an Uwe Boll film. I don't mean that even as a hit against Uwe Boll because there is some audience who is excited when a new one of his movies come out.

Nobody was excited for dilator of destiny to come out. Harrison Ford looked tired. Not even from the standpoint that he's old, he genuinely didn't look like he wanted to be there. You can find pictures of him today, and he's smiling, laughing, looking like he's on top of the world when he's rubbing shoulders with his hollywood friends. In Dilator, he just looked like he wanted to collect his check and go home. If you were in that movie you would probably feel the same way.
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>>695181941
Baldur's Gate 3's playerbase are millennials
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>>695181875
I would've been down for a indy game if it wasn't garbage & if its story wasn't utterly anathema to the original trilogy with modern audience bullshit but it do.
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>>695181941
I can guarantee you most of them have beaten it thoughbeit
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>>695179603
>there's nothing wrong with preordering certain games
Yes there is, you impatient consumer faggot.
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Also I'm literally the first person in this thread to say the words "Dial of Destiny" and I'm guessing it's because that movie is so bad no one remembered the name of it.
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Indiana Jones is boomer cringe stop making boomer cringe like this shid and Star Wars already noone cares
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>>695182464
Star Wars is WAY HEALTHIER than Indiana jones and it's all thanks to that Extended Universe thing people hated.
Shadows of the Empire made an entire generation of Star Wars fans. Indiana Jones has literally nothing but the first three movies that get played on old people cable channels.
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>>695179283
>Gift cards always come off as a lazy man's gift.
I wish this weren't the case.
I can't imagine a situation where I'd rather have an item than that item's worth in money, so I can choose for myself if I want it or not.

The exception is handmade stuff, of course. But if you're buying me $30 socks from a store, just give me $30.
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Is this going to be a movie game or is it an attempt at adding the typical Bethesda RPG cycle to Indiana Jones?
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>>695181878
>Pronouns are a red flag of mental illness
>Companies are JUST figuring it out
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>>695177125
why are lame boomers so obsessed with Harrison ford? They never stop thinking about Indiana jones and han solo, the more I think about it the more he reminds me of sonic.
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>>695177125
Ah that great blockbuster video game franchise of.... Indiana Jones?
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>>695182985
Clint Eastwood but for the next generation
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>>695177125
Fake news
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>>695182824
people who played the previews already said the puzzles are piss easy, so expect a moviegame with braindead bethesda AI and glitches to boot
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>>695178458
except in the 5th movie set in the 70s during the height of the Cold War, they found a way to have NAZIS again. it's all so tiresome
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>>695177125
>A literal movie game
no shit
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>>695177932
Recent events proved thry were the good guys all along tho.
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>>695179986
It was Russian mercenaries.
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>>695184351
well yeah, the Nazis were never defeated.
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>>695182163
Uwe Boll movies are risky and edgy.
Remember that scene where he literally shot children in Postal?
Now that takes guts.
So no, it's woke trash with a bossy f-ugly woman.
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>shartfield flopped
>indiana jewns will flop
Hopefully TES6 drops the woke shit and we get a good game
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>>695179986
>best
>game
>scripted to the teeth, boring and shit with an unfunny protagonist, who deserves to get punched in the face
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>>695179468
*ukrainians
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Indy 4 is kino
Cate Blanchett a cute

There I said it
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>>695179324
the nazi movement was really popular at 1930's
so 0
0 would be a good answer here
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Indiana Jones Punches the Chinese Emperor in the Fucking Face
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>>695184772
actually Russian archeologists, and then the American joins and goes - once again - on a mass murdering spree.
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>>695185120
>unfunny protagonist, who deserves to get punched in the face
This is some serious projection. I’m sorry you were bullied in high school.
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>>695177125
They shouldn't have done that gameplay deep dive, it made the game look terrible. The footage they had was just absurdly stiff and dull, why would anyone want to play the game?
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>>695185361
>mass murdering psychopath is funny
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>>695179969
His meds won't work if you don't take yours
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>>695177125
Blud no one knows what this fucking website is looking ahh banner
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How would you make an Indy game, /v/? Actual question.
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>>695177932
damn you're slow
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>>695179284
Not to mention them making this instead of Wolfenstein 3. As much as I love Indiana Jones, it just won't work and Disney tarnished the IP hard. And now the Wolfenstein series is (probably) dead and they might as well be next on the chopping block if this game doesn't do well.
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>>695185493
Make it about Atlantis lore
And make it so there are multiple paths that you can choose.
and there should be a sexy side kick.
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>>695178386
I saw that, one of the world's least subtle botfarms. That one post got to 84k updoots with only 2k comments.
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>>695185552
>Oh no, woke-stein is over
good.
let competent devs make the perfect Wolfenstein 3D version and re-release it on modern consoles, like grab the content of the 3DO version, combine it with the graphics of the Jaguar version. Heck, make graphics and sounds selectable.
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>don't even look at anything related to it
>would still gamble my savings it's filled with loxism and feminist chicanery
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>>695177510
The corpos are run by boomers who still think the Indiana franchise is as popular as it was in the 90's and wasn't killed off after Crystal Skull was released.
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>>695178687
I dont fucking know, maybe commies or french entete, or we don't speak about those?
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>>695185816
haha, Chia LeBoeff and other flying monkeys
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>>695177510
>>695185816
We have been stuck in this 80s nostalgia hell. I love Beetlejuice, but we never needed a sequel. I want them to stop this fucking nonsense.
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>>695185552
Man, they destroyed wolfenstein years ago.
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>>695177125
Indiana jones is lame Jewish boomer slop. No one wants to play a reddit quip video game about muh “evil” nazis when everyone has been redpilled on Israel and is over woke slop writing
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>>695177785
Microsoft will not let Bethesda die until theyve made another Fallout and Elder Scrolls.
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>>695185894
everything after RTCW was fucking trash.
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>>695185758
I mean I get it but still having the series being left unfinished to make a game that is based off of a franchise that hasn't been relevant for over a decade is pretty stupid. Youngblood actually killed the series holy shit
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>>695185493
You would have to handcraft dozens of maps. Caves, temples, castles, burial mounds, mountaintops, nazi fortresses etc. In each one are tons of different loot items, lots of lore notes and logs, traps, enemies, weapons and so on. It would basically play like the newer hitman games I guess. You go in, have a primary objective, get the X, and you can do it however you want, loud, quiet, pacifist, whatever.

Then you can either sell your artifact or put it in your own museum or something, set up displays, collects sets of items. And then have a museum defense mode against burglars!
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>>695185964
>the pregnanet woman shooting guns wasn't the problem
lol
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>>695178227
The best film in the series doesn't even have Nazis in it...
When they were making Infernal Machine, the attitude was that Nazis had been overdone, and so they did Russians instead, which was welcomed.

Where do people get the idea IJ is a "Nazi punching" franchise? It's not Wolfenstein. IJ is about legendary treasures, strange locations, and adventuring.
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>>695186032
“Indiana Jones is a Jewish revenge fantasy” - Steven Spielberg
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>>695185954
Yep.
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>>695186006
Oh yeah TNC was divisive but Youngblood is those problems but 10x worse. Why the fuck is there level scaling in Wolfenstein and why is it a looter shooter.
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>>695177125
I got this game for free with my gpu and I still probably won't play it
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>>695181941
5E tards are all in their 30s
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>>695186146
>movie game is not a problem
>woke movie game is not a problem
>hurr BJ in a wheelchair, so funni
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>>695186068
Yeah, except it was Lucas' baby, really.
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>>695185107
TES6 could be a chud simulator and it would still suck ass because BETHESDA SUCKS AND CAN'T MAKE GOOD GAMES. THEY HAVE NEVER ONCE MADE A GOOD GAME.
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>>695186260
Yes those are TNC's problems apart but like I said Youngblood takes those problems and makes them worst.
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>>695177648
In this day in age, the only time you should preorder a game is if you know there's going to be some scarcity on a physical copy, and that only tends to happen with remasters (you should already know if its a game you like, in that case) and indies (you should also already be familiar with the game and know if its worth it to you)

There's Z E R O reason otherwise

>but i want to play on launch!
Downloads take like 10 minutes if you don't live in some shithole flyover state. Go take a shit and it'll be ready when you're done.
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Who the fuck wants to play an Indiana Jones game???? The younger Zoomers probably don’t even know who Indiana jones is
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>>695178631
How about the Rothschilds who were engineering Russia, Western Europe and America to unite under the same financial powers to crush opposition to central banking and establish a NWO
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>>695177125
The game seemed fine from what little I've come across, but every single journo website kept repeating the "punching nazis" thing. Is there any issue with the game itself aside from either hivemind/paid journalists?
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>>695185107
It will be shit not because woke shit but just because they'll have fully removed every last trace of the sandbox elements that made previous TES games fun to play and mod.
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>>695177125
Nazi punching is over. The new generation do not hate Nazis. Nazis are human beings, and people want games that treat them as human beings. It's time to end Naziphobia.
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>>695177785
This is fucking fallout they can't even hide it
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>>695186630
I mean Robocop got a game in this day and age.
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>>695177125
>shilling kike shit to zoomers instead of boomers
lmao
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>>695178320
The reason being that nazis were the good guys and kikes should've been gassed.
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>>695185758
Just play Brutal Wolfenstein
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>>695178631
In Temple of Doom, he does to India and fights a cult. It's the best one. Have you literally not seen Indiana Jones movies?

IJ could be fighting Aleister Crowley in London or something. He could be fighting Voodoo practitioners in the deep south. He could be fighting abominable snowmen in the arctic.
Why do people have no imagination?
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>indiana jones 5: the humiliation ritual
>have to watch retirement home old man do "action"
>with a new strong "female" lead
>they travel back in time, indy gets injured
>he tells the lady to leave him here in the past so he can die with a smile on his face
>lady says nope, knocks him out and somehow drags him back to the present
great metaphor for modern disney, really
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>>695177125
I only just knew this game existed today.
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>>695186630
He's in Fortnite, atleast they will know him by name
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>>695177125
Called it, nobody was gonna touch that after The Dial of Dysentery, Phoebe Waller and old man indy's cuck festival.
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>>695177510
>>695185816
Boomers still think we live in a 95% white functional society and not a divided shithole three bad days away from race war.
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>>695186904
From the river to the sea
"Palestine" will be fucked
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>>695187052
fun fact: the original ending of indie 5 was going to have young indie die effectively erasing himself from the timeline so THE STUNNYING BRARVE WOYMEANS could be the new Indiana Jones

but the test audiences hated it so much they had to completely edit the movie into a incomparable mess
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>>695187656
>the original ending of indie 5 was going to have young indie die effectively erasing himself from the timeline so THE STUNNYING BRARVE WOYMEANS could be the new Indiana Jones
Their hatred for goyim is infinite
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>>695177648
If you know you are gonna buy it anyway, and the preorder is either
>cheap
>releases early
>gets you stuff
and it's your job, there's absolutely NO reason NOT to buy it
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>>695187656
that doesn't surprise me one fucking bit

that's always the storyline with these jew remakes. stunning and brave minority humiliates and replaces a white male. 100% of the fucking time over 10,000 iterations.

they talk about "Subverting expectations" but they're extremely predictable, all they actually do is subvert MORALITY
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>>695187806
>That's always the storyline with these Jew remakes. Stunning and brave minority humiliates and replaces a white male.
You do know that Harrison Ford is a demi-chosen, right?
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>>695186858
This but communism. Commies are America's best friend now.
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>>695185205
kys
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>>695181875
Dial of Destiny is infinitely better than Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. What the fuck are you talking about?
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I think George lucas had the right idea with wanting to have Indy fight dracula it honestly would have had more dignity than whatever the fuck Crystal skull and dildo of Destiney was trying to do
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>>695185120
But enough about Uncharted four
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>>695188825
Lucas literally just gets what IJ is (it's about a man having pulpy adventures), and everyone seethes and shits their pants, whenever he suggests they not just remake Raiders for the tenth time.
Aliens pretty much were a good idea too. The movie was just mediocre. And a lot of that was because Ford was too old, even then, and couldn't do the action like he used to.
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>>695185120
>game is scripted
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>>695185680
You mean like Fate of Atlantis?
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>>695177125
Despite the fact he fights nazis a lot, the original Indiana Jones trilogy is pretty RW coded. I see some parallels to that leftist circlejerk LOTR amazon show. Much like that show, this will probably crash and burn since they're overtly dropping leftist political messaging.
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>>695190330
OT Indiana Jones is manly man colonial adventures with some Nazis.
But manly man colonial adventures aren't politically correct anymore, so it pretty much just has to be about the Nazis forever now.

>bro, remember these Germans from like 80 years ago? You get to punch them, again!
I don't care. This fixation is weird.
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>>695178967
Both Hyenas and Concord were dropped because they were live service games. Keeping them running also incurs extra losses.
Single player games don't have that problem. They just need to sell. Releasing them even if they are going to flop is the right choice.
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>>695191185
I should have added that it is the right choice when they are this far into development and release*
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>>695191185
Reputational damage is a real phenomenon. Developers who don't take that into account are going to end up like square enix or [list of EA acquisitions].
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>>695191387
I forgot to take the stock market into consideration. Reputational damage is indeed something to be considered. Just look at Ubisoft. Thanks for pointing it out.
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>>695177125
Another Nazi killer flopped
Just like Wolfenstein
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>>695185205
Based
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>>695189929
baby goo goo ga ga zoomers don't know anything made before Five Nights at Freddy 3
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what are some games where you can kill commies?
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>>695192130
Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine
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>>695192130
Red Alert games
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>>695186873
difference was the robocop didnt have a movie that killed it like Crystal Skull did Indie
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>>695192297
Can the movie kill the game even though it's not related?
Fans of games and fans of movies want different things from the Indiana Jones IP.
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>>695177156
>A clown thread died for this
Tragic, I'll make another one.
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>>695185816
boomers still think half the shit they're constantly recycling from the 80s and 90s is still popular and will continue to print money for the rest of time, I'm so fucking goddamn tired of remakes and remasters and sequels at this point
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PUNCH!
A!
FUCKING!
NAZI!
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Who the actual fuck cares about Indiana Jones in current year? Didn't they release a new movie like 4 months ago and it FLOPPED. Nobody fucking cares about this shit.
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Are we still worried about this having a bossgirl?
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If the game hates it white audience then the white audience will not be buying it
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>>695177785
>they must have payed billions to use the Indy IP.
Imagine believing this.
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>>695178636
Can Troy Baker fucking go away already? He has been phoning it in for a decade at this point.
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>>695177125
Todd Howard is driving Bethesda into the ground making his pet project games that he daydreamed about as a kid. First Starfield and now this. Nobody in 2024 gives a shit about Indiana Jones.
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>>695177932
holy seethe, troon
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>>695177125
Perfect Indiana Jones saga has already been made (Uncharted) and there’s almost no reason to try and make another one.
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>>695178010
People are spending less on non-essentials because of economic pressure.
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>>695184609
The "good guys" started a war that killed the most europeans out of every war in history and completely decimated the continent leading to the american hegemony that ruined the world today.
The same american hegemony that gives the jews carte blanche to do whatever they want down there and invoke the same persecution 80 years later.
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>>695193912
Churchil and the anglos are "good guys" now?
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>>695177125
It bombs because a super majority knows the Nazis were the good guys. The matrix has been shattered.
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>>695193912
The war was inevitable because the nazis kicked out the banking cartel. ZOGs wouldn't have left them alone.
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>>695177125
>gamepass game thats coming only on the gamepass machine doesnt sell much physical.
>that same gamepass machine has 2 versions with no disc drive
Xbox game pre orders mean nothing and this is what microsoft wants
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>>695177125
About Indiana Jones anyone else think that the reason this property went to hell is because of Harrison Ford who is the leading actor and shit incarnate? Could have remained a gem of its era but Harrison Ford decided to make those hideous fourth and fifth movies where he's an old fart who is out of his prime and continues to become older and weaker. And it doesn't help that Harrison Ford in real life is a shitty man. maybe he's not as obnoxious as The Rock, but he is shit. And he is NOT a good actor. Harrison Ford has no charisma.

And remember ruining Indiana Jones could never be ruined without his likeness and blessing. All Harrison Ford wanted was money and he was willing to destroy his most famous role for it even though he is Jewish so he could have said no and no one would be able to hurt him at Hollywood since again he is a Rich Jew.

Basically Harrison Ford is the shit incarnate that ensured this property remains poisoned and he did it all for the money. And you know what even if you like the old movies how he behaved has retroactively ruined them. All I see is a phony EVEN by actor standards. May Harrison Ford die soon and hope it's a painful death.
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>>695193912
Don't worry North America is going to suffer like it deserves for embracing and funding international Jewish Rule. When it's all said and done stupid white people from the United States will see why Jews are hated historically in Europe. Hope that this time all of Judaism and its branches are fully killed into extinction. No more kicking out, extermination for Zionism, Jews, etc is the correct decision for global human sanity.
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>>695192670
It might still be popular, if they hadn't been ruining it for the past ten years.
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I watched these films recently
I can see how they would be good 50 years ago, but today they are just boring and too samey

it's unlike star wars, where you have lots of different things, people, planets etc. so you can make lots of interesting stories and scenarios

This is just a random guy with a whip. A male tomb raider.
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>>695194285
They should have let Bruce Campbell or Brendan Fraiser play Indy in the mid to late 90's, and just gotten it over with.
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>>695177125
Meh Indiana Jones is a dead brand because it's heavily themed on the era its set in. The thing I wish would fucking die is Star Wars. Even after Disney Feminism Up that franchise I still see it as dangerously evergreen. Sure Star Wars is not as evergreen as autism shit like say Sonic the Hedgehog or Batman but still it's annoying how even after Disney's desecration of the franchise that it still continues to get new media be it games, movies, series, etc.

So tired of that shitty franchise that was never good. And it doesn't help that Mark Hamil has gone public CRAZY with his politics so I really hate seeing Luke from the classic Star Wars trilogy. All I see is a political mouth piece sack of shit simply that he has less wrinkles.
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>>695177785
>they must have payed billions to use the Indy IP
lol
lmao
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>>695194538
I agree, they really should have treated the role of Indy as James Bond meaning rotating actors in their prime. But whatever too late by now. But for what it's worth that only works for so long as well because even James Bond as a franchise is dying out.
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>>695177125
Indiana Jones always seemed to me like one of those franchises that had a fake fanbase like I've never met anyone who likes that shit, but the media always portrayed it like it has that huge following on the same level as something like Star Wars or Harry Potter. He's just some gay archeologist with a fedora and a whip and anyone with a gun could easily take him out.
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>>695177125
>Game based on IP from a movie released in 1981 not doing well in 2024
Well, smack my ass and call me tranime_enjoyer.com
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>>695178010
they not selling "worse" though
they're selling more numbers than back in the day because the market is significantly bigger
problem is game dev is bloated to hell and costs 1000% more so they lose money not selling 5m+ copies
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>>695186862
Are you retarded?
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I'm laughing
Gaming is dying, and i'm laughing
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>>695192670
Sometimes it works look at how many media there is for Fairy Tales and Mythology even something as terrible as God of War Ragnarok sold excellent. There you go.
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>>695194640
Even the creators of Indiana Jones openly said that they had problems selling Indiana Jones merchandise such as action figures. You are correct that there was no fanbase because the fans buy the merchandise and get into the lore for a property. Look at older examples like Lord of the Rings that HAS a fandom. Indiana Jones? Made its money but no one gives a shit about it. A modern example of that is Cameron's Avatar in that it makes money but no one gives a fuck about it and no one wants to buy the action figures or the video games.
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>>695178386
>stay for the empathy
why are redditors like this?
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>>695177125
Even if Crystal Skull and whatever abomination Disney put out had never existed, what is the point of Indiana Jones games today when the Uncharted series delivered everything IJ fans would want?
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>>695177125
>why nazi aren't buying our game about punching gamers?
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>>695194649
Sometimes old shit has long term cross generation appeal. Look at how for example Dragon Ball is still refusing to die outliving its creator. And if you want an older example Doraemon.
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>>695185816
New generations still enjoy the original 3 movies once they just take the time to watch them. They'r the type of films like Mad Max 2 and Lord of the Rings that people universally like.
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>>695194990
There's also Tomb Raider which also did the same thing in gaming before Uncharted. But basically we don't need anymore Indiana Jones knock offs. In gaming properties that originate from a different industry are servants of gaming originals. This is also why Epic Mickey Mouse failed TWICE while Mario remains king.
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>>695194640
It's like being a "James Bond fan". Some people are, but for most people he's just action movie man, and it's something they'll watch as long as it's on TV, and it's one of the good ones.
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>>695177510
They're making another theme park attraction too, lmao
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>t.
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>>695177125
>indiana jones boomer franchise
DOA
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>>695194640
Indiana Jones was of its time. Unlike Star Wars, the IP never became cross generational. It might have been if Crystal Skull was on the same level as the original trilogy but it wasn't.
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>>695177125
>the year of our lord 202X
>your epic gaymen idea is to make a fucking Indiana Jones game
What the fuck is wrong with this industry
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>>695178475
Ah yes, that's why Black Myth Wukong did so poorly... or wait no it was insanely successful. Woops. Guess people want to play first person games.
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>>695197037
Hey, this was their second idea, they first thought of making a flash Gordon game
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>>695197168
flash gordon woudlve been kino
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>>695177125
Boomer jews calling the shots in the industry literally cannot let go of the 80s even when most zoomers have literally never seen an indiana jones movie, dont really know what star trek is, think star wars is shit because they've only been alive for shit movies and controversies, have no idea why they keep releasing awful ghostbusters movies etc.

What is this obsession with constantly rebooting the 80s
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>>695177125
Zoomers and millennials do not give a flying fuck about Indiana jones. Who is this for? I'm getting flashbacks to the lotr golem game
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>>695197407
Not if it was made by the same dev
>Flash takes a back seat to his girlfriend
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>>695180104
Drake predates zoomers by a very fair amount anon
Nathan Drake is millennial indie
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>>695177648
Depends.
Some places give you upto 40% off
If its any other reason you are a drooling retard and should go play in traffic. Sometimes you gotta learn the hard way kiddo.
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>>695177785
>https://youtu.be/Yp7_ImMV1Iw?si=E9auKyPiAzIrXdxS
>"office gameplay reveal trailer" shows off a bunch of millennial nerds in their le quirky office space
>Doesn't show gameplay until 3 and a half minutes in
I hate this shit. If its like a round table dev discussion/q&a I get it, but why do devs think we give a fuck about what they have to say or what they look like? Show us the game or don't bother

Especially when every single "dev" trailer is shot exactly the same and they all say the exact same buzzwords about what they're working on
>Really excited to show you what we've been working on
>Innovative
>Never before seen
>Open world
>Free flowing
>Complete player freedom
>So many choices that matter-
>Player expression
>Faithfully recreated-

Its all so tiresome
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>>695177785
>>>>>>>>payed
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>>695192725
>unlike in videogames, punching a nazi doesn't give you coins
>leftards don't play videogames so they never learned this crucial information
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>>695177125
wtf but you can punch nazis!!
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>>695198370
yes, this game is racist against Ukrainians.
We need to boycot it.
Viva Ukraini.
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>>695178631
Mercenaries and bandits hired by [evil rich guy #5632] because he wants the artifact for his personal collection and flex on his friends at the country club?
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>>695177785
What snippets of gameplay they show are shallow and this is double concerning because they have yet to release a video that is like 10 minutes of straight gameplay footages
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Whenever I see previews of these games built off boomer ips 90% of the preview is jerking off about how iconic the IP is and not the actual gameplay and it really is a turn off
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A indy rogue like or metroidvania of him exploring a tomb would have been a better idea
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Indiana Jones absolutely could have worked as an Resident Evil 4 clone.
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>>695177125
>Indiana Jones
>quests for a circle or something?
Not only is he a literal who now, but a circle? Is this some AAA edutainment game?
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>>695177125
why would i want to punch the good guys?
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>>695177125
Why do you keep posting this? I literally don't care one way or the other about some fucking licensed game. If it wasn't for this thread being reposted constantly I wouldn't even know it existed.
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>>695177125
>MachineGames
They're just as pozzed as Bioware.
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>>695177125
I know this game was in development but I always forget that it exists and only until now I realized it was close to release.
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>>695177248
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>>695178005
It's useful as a relative metric. It verifies what we knew already about hype levels being in the basement.
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>>695178458
You're not familiar AT ALL with the pulp shit it's based on. This isn't sgt rock. Of course he should be fighting the facists and commies, but he should ALSO be fighting whatever local murderous assholes are local to the exotic destinations he goes to. Amazon headhunters. Kalii thugee cultists. The Tong in Hong Kong.

I mean if he's in shanghai, and he ONLY fights with the IGN, then there's something completely wrong with the priorities.
>>695178120
It has a huge movie following that really only matters to people about to collect social security, or older.
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>>695177510
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>>695179284
Funny thing is that they actually HAVE AAA games that rip the fuck off of indy like tomb raider and uncharted, and they still come up with this swill.

>>695179324
Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an actual nazi? The demand outstrips the supply. Hell, even the cheap discount neo nazis have to carpool in U-haul trucks in groups of a dozen to a thousand counter protestors.
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>>695177125
They did a terrible job at promoting it. I'm not interested in the game personally, but I've watched most trailers and I still have no idea what kind of game it's supposed to be.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but so far we've seen:
- Cinematics, which are fine. Well acted and well animated, okay sure.
- Hand-to-hand combat and stealth... which looks awful, Oblivion-tier combat. Maybe it's going to be way more fun than it looks, who knows, but it's safe to say combat is not the focus of this game.
- Exploration: basic platforming sections with basic "move the box to the box-shaped hole" puzzles. I doubt they went full point-and-click adventure with this one; and if they did, the trailers don't show it.

So what game is this, what do you actually do for 10+ hours. It looks like an Uncharted game without the shooting... which is 90% of the gameplay of an Uncharted game.
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>>695203457
This
There's so little of the game that was shown that I thought that it would release in late 2025
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>>695179675
Yes.

>>695179808
They actually have had ad spend, getting their trailers out there.

>>695179972
Dev cycle is years. I expect the japanese, chinese and koreans to do it first.
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>>695177156
You’re still here, so the number of clowns is unchanged.
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>>695180126
Geezeranon here. It's only indiana jones fans who haven't played anything since PS2 that would notice.

>>695180503
Do you honestly think you'll have the play flexibility of Dishonored?

>>695182139
The journalists, and a few of the feistier people on the dev team are putting out that signal anon.
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>>695177932
Effective bait. Have my (you) for your screenshot, goon sir.
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>>695179808
by seeing my 9 years old nephew's reaction the movies are still lots of fun even for kids these days, but you are right they just aren't popular enough
indy is like spaghetti western, a classic that was right for its time and is still good now, but doesn't have mass appeal anymore
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They should reimagined for modern audiences. Punch commies. Twist Castro's nuts off and eat them.
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>nazis as villains again
wow, such innovation in the Indiana Jones franchise
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>>695185493
I think you need to pick action OR adventure, because balancing both is too hard, and the kind of adventure setpieces don't translate too well into video games, unless you're going full sierra lucasarts era.

So you want action. You want pulp. You want exotic locations. Combat shouldn't be the focus, because this isn't fucking wolfenstein. You want chase sequences where indy is chasing people or getting chased.

I'm thinking, third person platformer with the whip swing as a key feature. Some combat, but not the focus. Indy should lose in most direct confrontations.
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>>695190330
You actually have to fuck up pretty hard to make RW's not enjoy fighting nazis.

>>695192130
From the old makers of Hitman. FREEDOM FIGHTERS.
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Do kids even give a single fuck about Indiana Jones?
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>>695177125
xbots don't preorder games like snoys
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>>695192513
Yes. Although in this case it was a flatlined corpse, and it still is a flatlined corpse after a hundered million dollar failure to revive.

>>695193231
Get real, 14 words. I expect people of all races to reject this.

>>695194546
This seems more like a problem that modern creators have with that era.
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>>695194927
A crucial problem is that it's too easy to make pulp knockoffs and you can't make shit with the bad guys without triggering the fuck out of everyone, and the secondary characters in Indy are much weaker than star wars, so only one sale.

After indy, who else is worth buying shit of? Maybe his dad and short round. All the women are interchangable and forgettable. They won't sell nazis or thugees or headhunters.
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>>695177125
GG, fuck em. All this talk of brands and IPs has lead execs to make mind numbingly dumb decisions. Indiana Jones made a lot of money many years ago. Nostalgia bait will spark curiosity, but there's a reason movie tie in games were always mediocre slop - the audience that wants both a game and a movie for the same IP is smaller than warrants high investment. Their money would have been better spent keeping the aesthetic, but getting rid of anything that would directly associate the game with the IP.
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>>695203528
two more weeks!
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>>695177125
C'mon guys, you can punch nazis in it!
BUY THE GAME
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>>695177125
>Veilguard is now a gauge of critical commercial failure
I can't stop laughing.
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>>695177785
Buy a fucking ad.
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>>695195252
>New generations still enjoy the original 3 movies once they just take the time to watch them.
Bullshit, my two girls have 0 idea who Indiana Jones is, and they like watching movies, just not old ones.
Those who know are just big movie fans, otherwise you will hear about it now and then and will just know the actor at most.
Hell, i know younger people i hang out with and train at the range who didnt watch Avengers since its a "old movie" for them, and it came out only 10 years ago.

Consuming a lot of media gives you a false impression of what most people watch/play, so much stuff comes out people can barely keep up with modern movies, and nobody wathces TV anymore so era when you catch old movies since they are on is over, you need to actively look for them.
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>>695177125
>Indiana Jones
>after they murdered the franchise
>in first person
>with woke garbage
what else did they expect
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Just wait until the Flash Gordon videogame guys, that will be a major hit.
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>>695196307
Yeah, it's unreal. They don't seem to realize that the moment Harrison is gone the franchise is over, and for some reason they are still trying to push it. Indiana was a product of its time, let it go. No amount of bullshit they shove in will make "modern audiences" interested.
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>>695177648
There were a few reasons in the past, limited stock, gifts, etc. Nowadays it's just stupid people being stupid.
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>>695177785
HE PUNCHED THE DRUMF VOTER- I MEANT THE NAZI
I CLAPPED
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>>695186478
Download times aren't a justification either, since the content has to be decrypted and it takes a considerable amount of time.
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>>695203457
what is he doing in morocco?
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>>695179696
That was fucking dumb, carlos.
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>>695177648
Back in the day I preordered a couple of games just to make certain I had a copy on launch day. Now it's really stupid to, especially if you buy digital.
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>>695178220
They should've made him go after lost Chinese stuff in modern times. Chinks keep destroying their history so it would make the CCP a decent "enemy"
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>>695177125
The two sides.
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>>695206765
Veilguard may never break even which is really funny.
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>>695206446
It also means bugs and broken shit. Corrupted save files and wasted time. No point in pre-ordering.
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>>695206873
And yet EA will keep letting them live.
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>>695206873
Nor did Skyrim.
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>>695207124
what did he mean by this
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>>695207242
Wasted 2 billion dollars on advertisement.
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>>695207464
By that logic, the star war sequel movies made no money.
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>>695207076
Anthem made a $100,000,000 which you would think is good but made investors seethe because it failed as a live service game, it was meant to become a billion dollar franchise. Andromeda broke even but only made a small revenue. Veilguard is DOA.

>>695207124
Nigga Skyrim cost $100,000,000 to make and made $1,700,000,000
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>>695186873
Robocop was a cheap AA game at least. They developers probably snagged the license for cheap since it's pretty much dead, and still managed to make an interesting game.
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>>695185493
Literally Uncharted with a whip.
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Clive Cussler's Dirk Pitt novels would make for great Uncharted like games. I wonder why no one ever bothered to try it.
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>>695178220
I did Nazi that coming
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>>695177125
never underestimate the ability of women to ruin anything
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>>695178220
they'll never let go of the germans burning their gay pedo porn stash and seizing their banks
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>>695209180
I tried reading that shit
the MC is a literal cuck
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>>695177648
I preorderd Hogwarts Legacy to own trannies
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>>695179603
There's not a single japslop that can be qualified as a good game.
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>>695185120
This is literally every movie game
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>>695189454
>Unscripted games
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>>695190330
The 40's and 50's were pretty RW coded, why do you think everyone on the associated leftoid spectrum hates that time and wants everyone to stop glorifying it?
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>>695188297
Nah.
Crystal Skull is bad with tons of inconsistencies but it's not Dial of Destiny bad. It's not "Aging Harrison Ford down to 20 years old again because he's a tottering old man now" bad. It's not "We had to kill Indy's son because we couldn't pay him to come back for the next movie" bad. It's not "We had this completely unrelated cunt nobody likes take over the entire movie, start to finish, and sideline Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones" bad. The movie failed for entirely the reasons everyone knew from the start: It looked like hot, raw shit in a way even the Nuke-refrigerator and Alien-skull movie didn't look like.
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I'm not part of the "modern audience" they're making this game for.
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Chudbros,how are we spinning this?
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>>695189003
>Lucas literally just gets what IJ is (it's about a man having pulpy adventures), and everyone seethes and shits their pants
It's funny you can actually see everyone inadvertently admit this this in the making of documentaries.
Spielberg outs himself as not really getting it constantly and the few times they bring up Lucas ideas that they rejected and shit on (like nixing a haunted mansion flick and foreign princesses) they do as well.
It's honestly really obvious that Lucas was the driving force of all those films.
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>>695185107
They would need to fire 90% of their existing staff to save TES6, anon. At this point, the whole company has been ideologically captured, and with mediocre zealots.
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>>695189929
If you're going to use horrendous LOOKING GOOD shaders for a PC point & click at least run Dosbox Staging with their adaptive CRT shaders.
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>>695178051
reminder anything after third entry is a complete shit show in any given genre. they would have to make something new afterwards.
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>>695204496
>After indy, who else is worth buying shit of?
Sallah probably.
But mainly the villains with more snappy outfits. Belloq, Toht, Mola Ram, Walter Donovan.
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>>695177125
only boombers care about illinois james
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>>695177125
What the fuck is this use of percentage? 86% worse? If something sells less or produces less than a previously established number, you should write

"Only 14% of the number of pre-orders for (game)"

I don't know what the fuck this is supposed to mean because I don't know what the base number is or any point of reference. They could have just put "Indiana Jones only has (number) of pre-orders"
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>>695200416
yeah but then it becomes "rich man bad"
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>>695213452
Then just make it a independent group of mercenaries and bandits who want to put the artifact up for auction?
I suggest they also bring about a naive and wide-eyed linguist who doesn't realize they want to sell the stuff and is just with them for science.
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>Ideloize/worship Hilter
>constantly say Hilter was right
>constantly say the Nazis were right
>Say the Holocaust was fake, but if it was real, then it was the correct thing to do
>Say White men (specifically) are the superior race and sex compared to everyone else
>Wish for genocide of other races, especially the Jewish people.

>"Why do liberal call us Nazis?!??!"
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>>695185816
Screw Cystal Skull, Harrison Ford hardly has any fans anymore. Guy's an obnoxious asshole and not even a good actor.
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>>695215687
>Guy's an obnoxious asshole
Why? Because he despises capeshit and sees Star Wars as a fun, dumb movie he made decades ago and refuses to stroke the ego of mentally ill fans who have made the franchise a part of their personality and lives? Why should he care? He does his job and he does it well, if he wasn't a good actor they wouldn't keep hiring him now would they?
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>>695216117
The guy literally looks and sounds like he wants to kill himself for doing the job that made him a multimillionare and just sounds like a dispirited barista a week away from blowing a hole in his skull.
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>>695214227
take your meds
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>>695177125
Still don't get who the fuck thought a 3rd person Indy game was a good idea
A remake of Infernal Machine or Emperor's Tomb would have been a better choice than this and I despise most remasters/remakes
The only thing that looks convincing are the fucking cutscenes, wheres the fun gameplay
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>>695177125
who calls their story "the great circle"?
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>>695216503
*first person
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>>695185971
>You would have to handcraft dozens of maps. Caves, temples, castles, burial mounds, mountaintops, nazi fortresses etc. In each one are tons of different loot items, lots of lore notes and logs, traps, enemies, weapons and so on
La Mulana? I guess it's missing the Nazis.
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>>695178010
Nah it’s woke backlash
Trump won, AAA dei gaming lost
Ywnbaw
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>>695177125
Who gives a fuck about an Indiana Jones game? They lost like 300 million on indy 5, and this is a game, who plays Indiana Jones games?
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>nearly 80 years after the defeat of Hitler
>nazi nazi nazi nazi nazi nazi nazi
I'm bored of fighting the Nazis, is there a game where we can kill jews?
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>>695218598
Oy vey
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>>695177125
Well yeah, people have finally realized Nazis were the good guys. So a game about punching Nazis will only be popular among pro-israeli, which cut your potential customer base by a lot.
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>>695177125
Indiana Jones and hating on Nazis (White men) is for boomers. We know better now than to mindlessly absorb Jewish propaganda.
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>>695177125
>AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Please, time to reinvent this meme
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>>695177648
In order to troll devs by pulling out the last minute
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>>695177125
Nobody wanted another Indiana game, nobody wanted the previous ones either. Just more money flushed down the shitter, like veilturd.
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>>695177785
Good, let them die. They've only held on this long because cucks can't stop consuming.
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>>695177125
2024 really is the year of the flop, holy shit.
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>>695216306
One thing I don't blame the star wars sequels for is killing off han solo, working with this boomer faggot must have been a pain in the ass
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>>695178475
No it is, everyone is tired of fags/niggers playing high and mighty, distorting long standing it's, and generally shittong on everything they can touch.
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>>695177125
That last Indiana movie pretty much killed the franchise. Disney has destroyed everything from Marvel to Star Wars.
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>>695220853
I'm 99% sure he requested it personally.
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>>695177125
Who's bright idea was to make this an fps and not just an uncharted clone
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>>695210571
Basado
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>>695177932
im a boomer and indiana jones isn't that good
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>>695179696
DAMN YOU CARLOS
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>>695218598
I don't think goblin slayer has any games yet.
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Indy has honestly no place in gaming. Why would you play that when you can play Tomb Raider or Uncharted? Both fulfill the adventuring, badguy punching, treasure seeking niche and always have. Same reason why TR and Uncharted failed as movies, because you can watch Indiana Jones or Goonies or some other Jewish trash. All these franchises should stay in their lane.
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Imagine still thinking it's about profit and not ideology. Jewish CEOs have more in common with the average jew than with a white CEO.
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Indiana Jones movies have one of the worst third act along with James Bond movies. Pure slop.
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don't care about sales because i hate bethesda and want them to die but it'll be kino just like the riddick games
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>>695177932
ouch lol, you hit a nerve there
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>>695177125
The only people still are about Indiana Jones wanted the game to be an Uncharted clone, not some shitty FPS.
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I'm getting it on game pass?
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>>695226024
The funnt thing is that it's not a fps, it's just first person.
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>>695177125
Jews stay losing.
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>>695177125
Only boomers care about IJ
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>>695214227
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>>695179285
Todd isn't directing it. The directors are listed as Jerk Gustafsson and Axel Torvenius. He seems to be heavily involved in development though and I think he conceived the story.
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>>695177156
>>695203570
Come, >>695231224
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All the Lil Zs are watching TikToks of Adolf Hitler, they don't want this
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>>695177510
b-b-b-b-b-but we need to punch le nazis!
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>>695226280
>it's just first person
I wish, but unfortunately no. It's mostly first person but for random shit like whip swinging and some climbing sections it switches over to third person.
The latest gameplay trailer had excellent footage of this. First person, then whip swing that cuts to third person for literally two seconds, back to first person.
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>>695177125
The boomers who'd care have aged out of videogames.
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>>695187656
the actual ending with Marion and Sallah felt like the only good piece of writing in this movie, the one who wrote it was the only one that liked the Indiana Jones movies, I hope the other writers are in a really bad place right now
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>>695233258
So it's just slop upon slop.
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>>695218314
Based
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>>695189929
One of the best adventure games of all times and the best Indiana Jones game to exist.
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>>695177125
ok NOW I know why journos are sperging over this one
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>>695177932
You're correct when it comes to the older movies, but you have to remember the gay modern age we live in, it's not only the retarded /pol/tards that think like that, I'm pretty sure the game devs think that Indiana Jones is a "punching nazis" simulator too. Anyway, nice going making the /pol/tards mad, it was funny.
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>>695177785
>first person
>Indiana Jones game
I sleep so hard since I don't like FPS but this was just fucking stupid. Yo want to see the guy the game is based on. This is just retarded.
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>>695233997
yess, let me shoot ze nazis
I want to hear some ACH NIEN
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>>695185417
Yeah
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>>695177125
there’s an indian jones game coming?
wow
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I did nothing.
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>>695214227
You miss the part where it's funny specifically because it pisses you off.
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Why can't the industry learn from games like Star Wars Outlaws? People don't want mediocre AAA games that take 10 years and 5,000 people to create. People want to return to 90s and 2000s soul.
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>>695177932
born 86'.
i refuse to watch pro-semetic propaganda.
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>>695193912
>The "good guys" started a war that killed the most europeans out of every war in history
yes, they did.
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>>695177125
if they're legitimately shocked there there's no interest in this, they deserve to lose money
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>>695234682
no, punched in the face, the fucking idol thief
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>>695177125
The PC I’m buying comes with this game. Is there a way for me to decline it?
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>>695232775
>Archived with one reply
How many clown threads have to die before they're satisfied?
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>>695179284
I think worse is that games like Indiana Jones The Emperor's Tomb, Uncharted, and later Tomb Raider game made the perfect adventure formula.
Making it third person and not letting you run and gun with an MP40 seems insane
>>695190330
Spielberg is a jew and Indiana jones was never meant to be anything more than Murica slop, but modern media is so pozzed that becomes right wing coded in comparison.
Even if you sympathize with the nazis there's nothing egregious about the portrayala in early indiana jones. Indy never truly threatens the third reich, he even meets Hitler and just stands there. Had those movies been made today Harrison Ford would have punched Hitler in the face and made him cry and rage impotently. There would also be multiple rants about evil white men and how colonization is evil even though the nazis have no colonies while the allies control two thirds of the planet
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>>695179696
lmao
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>>695179696
FUCKING LATINX, DIE
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>>695177125
I wonder how much an out of touch boomer executive paid for the vidya rights to this dead and buried franchise.
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A good indie game for me would be a hard puzzle / platformer / action game. Not some Bioshock level puzzles. But yeah that wouldn't sell either.
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>>695178593
Why are journos so obsessed with punching nazis? Not kicking nazis, stabbing nazis, shooting nazis, but specifically punching.

Also, why is violence against nazis is such a talking point? WW2 shooters were all about killing nazis but that was a given, no need to market it "PUNCH A NAZI SIMULATOR".

Is this because of le Drumpft?
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>>695236563
Just do a low budget point and click adventure again, there must be a studio that still makes these competently.
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why is every thread about this game so fucking retarded
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>>695236715
Fembrains. they don't understand the male fascination with guns and war-games. All they see is "MY POLITICAL ENEMY, GRRRRRR!". That's what everything has to be reduced to.
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>>695205849
This. This is why old things like Zorro, Princess of Mars, Lone Ranger, etc are dead. No one gives a fuck about them. Not every concept can be cross generational like Batman has managed to accomplish. Think the only example of something notably old that still manages to impress modern young audiences is the reboot of Planet of the Apes movies even though I fucking hate the Mary Sue Bitch who is the survivor of the Humans Are Dumb disease because OF COURSE the woman is intelligent doncha know? Fuck these shit movies and may the normies who enjoy them die painful deaths.

But the point is old properties don't get much in the way of mileage. Some things have limited appeal and if they managed to somehow survive through spiritual successors transferred over into different mediums it's the spiritual successor who people will like not the old ass property this is why Mario has replaced Mickey Mouse as the symbol of being a family friendly mascot.
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>>695235063
Why can't we have fun puzzle adventure games anymore? FoA is one of the best one ever made.
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>>695210090
Every time I see an ugly woman in media I automatically refuse to watch and hope the media in question ends up being an expensive failure that kills the company. Sadly hideous companies like Comcast and Disney can afford to fail for the next one hundred years and still they will not die. Hate these corporations so much.
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>>695177648
the pokemon games used to give cool little trinkets for preordering back in the gba/ds era
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>>695177785
>>695177125
Reminds me of those James Bond games that Activision released that were literally just reskinned CoD games with a James Bond campaign.

Im surprised there still this kind of shovelware.
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>>695238315
>I have a fully formed opinion over an unreleased game that only has about 10 minutes of footage available that I didn't watch
why is /v/ like this?
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>>695215687
I don't think he ever had fans. Actor Fans tend to like the actor regardless of role due to their dedicated high quality performance think spirited and charismatic actors like Robin Williams or Johnny Depp.

Harrison Ford on the other hand is popular for the ROLE of Indiana Jones. But no one cares about Harrison Ford the person. And why should anyone? He's effectively a Less Loud Mark Hamil with his shitty politics and even if he wasn't political he's a mean spirited Jew. He's a bastard cunt of a man. And it's a real shame he's still alive. Hope he dies very soon.
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Indy is too much of a pure hero. An archelogy professor who also is capable of violence doesn't cut it.
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>>695214227
Don't worry when the Jews finish ruining and collapsing and destroying white countries, not simply the United States, there will be a rise of Hitlers everywhere in white nations. A Hitler from France, England, the United States, etc. Jews will be killed on sight like shitty Feral Cats.
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>>695194640
Last Crusade came out in 1989. Indy was huge in the early 90s with books, comics and games. People simply forgot about him and his fame fizzled out just before the 2000s.
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>>695218314
You do know Trump sucks Jewish cock who are the ones who fund woke shit, right? Trump is no hero. He's in bed with the Jews to the point Trump's descendants are now Jewish.
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>>695179696
ebin
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>>695178631
Nice to see some Italian representation, if they're not accurately shit fighters I'll be mad though.
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>>695218598
Sadly we need to wait until the Jews do irreparable damage and destruction to white countries such as the United States so that idiot normies can catch up and see for themselves how evil Jews are. Right now normies are so stupid they think Jews are only bad due to Israel. Oh no it's much worse and it's happening within your precious white countries. By the time normies realize it I fear white countries will NOT be white anymore because normies are slow idiots who take forever to realize anything.
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>>695239136
Indy had a minor resurgence among younger audiences in the late 90's/early 00's when Lego released Johnny Thunder, their "I Can't Believe It's Not Indiana Jones" product line
Official Indiana Jones sets wouldn't arrive until Crystal Skull came out, but by then they'd be accompied by the Lego Indiana Jones video games which were hugely popular
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>>695236715
They're still hung up on that time a nig punched Richard Spencer (Votes Dem btw) in the face and the moderate right disavowed political violence.
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>>695218598
There is a hamas game. But it's pretty fucking bad.
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>>695185205
Based and correct.
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>>695177810
Holloway taking estrogen? That's fucked up, Topuria hit him too hard.
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>>695185493
The Lego games are already perfect so I don't see why anyone would make any more indy games.
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I'm usually not a sales guy, but who the fuck even cares for indiana jones in 2024? There's more bad movies than good movies in that franchise.
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>>695211385
that's not a game.
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>>695177648
I used to preorder games before you could just download them same-day. It used to be that if you didn't preorder, you may not have gotten the game when it came out and you would have to wait.

That's not the case anymore, so anyone that preordered nowadays is a retard.
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>>695177125
Who gives a fuck about Indiana Jones?
Some things are just products of their time and the old adventure and other jank games really fit what is a jank series anyway.

Stop trying to suck blood from a corpse.
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>>695178759
>It was made to denigrate the character
>spit on the people* (straight white males) who like the character
>Sales and profits are irrelevant.
why don't more people see this?
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>>695192130
Singularity
Quite a few of the CoD & Battlefield games
Factorio
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Indiana Jones is rotting harder than Star Wars. Imagine being those bumblefucks at Ubisoft and Bethesda that thought these IPs were worth licensing.
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>>695218598
Hogwarts Legacy
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>>695234517
They probably wanted to differentiate it from Uncharted and Tomb Raider
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>>695214227
I'm actually far more right wing than any Nazi.
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>>695239671
It wasn't a nig, it was a white antifa
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>>695240435
2 are great, 1 is good, 1 is meh and 1 is shit
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>yet another game about killing National SOCIALISTS
Wake me up if somebody does a game where you can indiscriminately massacre the IJA that's not CoD if hurting omnicidal Commies' fee-fees is too '"problematic'" for your woketarded sensibilities.
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I actually will pirate it and play it regardless.
I think it's something sort of a mix between thief and tomb raider.
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>>695187009
He also fights some ancient Egyptian cult in the game as well
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>>695177125
Guess nobody will need to pre-order then
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>>695179283
I give zero shits about what people who say Rivet is canonicly a lesbo have to say in regards to anything besides how deep is her pussy and what's her anal circumference.
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>>695181175
He looks like just 1 rainbow hair-dye away from castrating himself
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>Ursula Haverbeck passes away
>twitter is 90% prayers, lamentation, and commemoration
People don't want to punch nazis anymore
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>making an Indiana Jones game at the same time Lucasfilm murdered his franchise forever

Great move.
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>>695178010

Yeah it wouldn’t have been woke during the 360 era dumb ass. People think everything is going to be lame now.

I don’t even know what new tv shows are out bc I sort by pre 2012. If it came out after that I assume it sucks and won’t relate to me.
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>>695193737

Some luxury products actually go up in a recession like alcohol, movies, and video games included.
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>>695204212
>FREEDOM FIGHTERS
We need to go back, I cannot live in a world where zoomieshit tankies are allowed to live not get turned into mulch by a woodchipper after saying the Holodomor and shelling of Mainila never happened...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbd3WEa8YiY
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>>695177125
Indy deserves way better vidya.
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>>695242984
ratchet is written like such a pussy in that game. if they made a sequel where they find the lombax dimension, instead of him getting with rivet, i see him instantly getting cucked as rivet immediately goes for the most chad lombax available
and then ratchet celebrating her for it
as he gets zero lombax pussy

god the writing is so lame in that game. the ps2 games handled characters so much better
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>>695177125
The franchise had a good run. Let it rest.
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>>695243352
Twitters heel turn into a RW website is very funny to me.
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the game looks like it might be ok at least
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>>695243352
Good work, now the Gerrie neo-nazi proliferators are 99% BND-paid glowie decoys instead of just 98%
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I just want the scrapped RedMage-coloured version of her to secretly milk my cock when I'm sleeping.
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>>695177125
the last 2 wolfenstein games were slop
Todd has gone made giving them another big bugget game to work on



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