Miles “Tails” Prower
I thought that said milfs
sex
>Always knew Tails' name was ""Miles "Tails" Prower">Didn't realize it was Miles Per Hour until it was pointed out>Just autistically remembered Tails' first and last name for some reason
>>695180378Eminently rapable. Does he have two assholes?
>>695180778>Sonic The Hedgehog>if spoken together, his middle and last name make it sound like you're saying "Sonic the hedgehog", since that's his race.
I worked at Starbucks for a month and this guy told me he's a furry and that he wants to fuck tails.
>>695180924>This guya... customer? or another employee?
>>695180958another employee
>>695180987So you just work with this guy and he randomly says>Yeah, im a furry, and i want to fuck tails??is there no more context to this? what'd he say specifically? do you remember?
>>695180924Based hyperborean furchadYou should have high fived him
>>695181036There's not much else to it. He was talking about the Sonic 2 movie and I said I liked Sonic Adventure when I was a kid. He showed me some folder on his phone of Sonic art and scrolled to some erotic shit and he "oh yeah I'd fuck tails"
>>695180924There's gotta be more context to this. Like is it the level of autism where he just says it unprompted?Did you ask him what his type was brining up some hot customer? I have to know how this comes up in a conversation with somebody who isn't totally unhinged or anonymous.
>>695181376It wouldn't surprise me if it was you I'm talking about. Why the fuck do you have that shit on your computer?
>>695180656Calm down, Vanilla.
>>695181292based autistic faggot
>>695181473I'm a furry and I want to fuck Tails.
>>695181703Slit your throat
>>695181703Serious question, What race are you?
>>695180378>”””tails”””What did they mean by this
>>695181782White germanic
>>695182236I believe you.Wanting to bang a fox is an aryan trait
>>695181782I am a proud Indian, saar.
>>695181732We do Tails threads a little different around these parts.
>>695181703Based. Me too buddy, but only after mutual love and a relationship
Why are there so many Tails lovers on this board?
>>695182910Lotta Klonoa lovers too.
>>695180378The straight white masculine urge to fuck an anthropomorphic animal boy
>>695182910Homosexuals and shotacons meet up anonymously so they can admit that when they see a cute little shota fox and their dick gets hard.Not normally into shotas but I would suck him off.
>>695183063>tails>klonoa>ralseiPeak kemoshota harem :3
Today (Sonic 2 was released in Japan in nov 21th) is Tails' birthday. Say something nice to him.
>>695181376>>695181703>>695183159he's a lewd fox boy made to get viciously dicked down by straight human males
>>695181703Tails is a "gateway drug" to becoming gay. It starts with rule63 but the odd male pick slips in, and over time your heterosexuality is eroded, eventually you don't even bother with rule63 anymore.
>>695184530N-no! That's not true! That's impossible...!!!
>>695184530It was actually Renamon, then the lack of clear human facial shit just slippery sloped into generic fox boys which hit Tails.
>>695180656
>>695182910They're called pedophiles
he's adorable.............
I’m not gay but I’d give him a high five
I want to suck his dick and watch his face with a mix of panic, fear, and pleasure as he cums
>>695190124i do all kinds of stupid and gay shit. they cant troll you if you dress up as a girl and kiss them. i dont like doing it but it works
