Sometimes, I like to think that Splatoon’s inklings and octolings, as well as octarians for that matter, count as slime people, but what do you guys think?Seriously, I think them all being ink-based humanoid slimes would explain a lot about their strange biology, like how plain water can kill them, which is honestly a weird trait for hyper-evolved squid/octopus people to have, doncha’ think? It would also explain why they seem to melt into and technically become apart of the ink they swim through after they transform into their squid/octopus forms.
based nintendo making a new generation of monstergirl enjoyers.
>>695195295BWC sluts
>>695197904>pearl and marina share everything together>even boyfriends
Yeah, they're basically cephalopod goo people. In 3 at least you see what one looks like when fully dehydrated and it's basically a tiny squid (the capn).Honestly I like to imagine them that way. it means that if they were to pump up with ink until they exploded it means they could do so without harm
>>695198954Every time I'm blindsided by a post that ends up being yours, even when I know you'll be around the same threads.
>>695199432I'm sorry anon. I can't help it, these ceph women are too plappable and explodable
>>695200130Aw, anon just needs another degenerate to discuss/roleplay his ideas with
>>695200261I don't actually do ERP, it's too much trouble. Let's just post sexy squids and octos.I will take the source on that pic though please
>>695200418There's no inflation for you I'm afraid, it was a one and done by Knoinghttps://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/72/fd/72fd89d48d1e9ac1725834a62c4aac20
I assume that squid and octo women are always kind of wet for that reason, since they're basically solidified goo (or like a solid non Newtonian fluid). Or at least moist. Like, they should have skin like a seal or a dolphin, kind of slippery/rubbery.>>695200634Dang. Well, thanks anyway anon.
Also them being pseudo goo girls is a neat way to headcanon fanart. It's not offmodel if they can change their shape.
It would explain them splatting in water as well, as it's effectively them being unable to retain their structure in another fluid medium. Same with enemy ink.But it would mean that they could probably deal with small quantities of water, or slow immersion with enough practice/warning.I want to softly bite Marina's fat tits and thighs until she explodes
>>695195295>>695197904aren't they Lesbians?
>>695203183Anon they aren't real, I don't think that matters
>>695203183Yeah Peal's addicted to Marina's Big Chocto Cock and every public event they attend has to have "Pearlina Time" added to the schedule because they can't stop fucking right before a show
>>695203415I mean them being goo girls also supports the futa stuff, since it would make sense for them to be able to grow dicks when needed.
>>695204059Anon you just want to see Pearl get cum inflated by Marina's giant brown gock until she ruptures
>>695204474I'm not really into futa but there's a jtveemo pic of Marina and Pearl both futa-ized and stuffed into Agent 8 who is sandwiched between them, and I will admit the scenario of them both hornily unloading into 8 until she goes SPLAT is pretty hot
>>695195295Splatoon propaganda conspiracy iceberg:>Surface: Nintendo is making you be attracted to children>Underwater: Nintendo is making you be attracted to sea creatures>Deep sea: Nintendo is making you be attracted to slimegirls
>>695204474Also you're missing the obvious thing which is it's hotter if the roles are reverse and Marina is the one being pumped up by Pearl like a blow up doll on a fire hydrant
>>695203183so what? even if they were that just means they're even more in need of BWC correction
>>695205640Don't forget Nintendo making you be sexually attracted to black women
>>695206323Sorry I'll only accept this if it involves the smaller dicked Pearl fucking Marina's urethra and bloating her balls to breaking point
>>695206513I'm not really into the actual cock and balls in and of themselves, more just as the delivery system, but if that's your thing then more power to you.
Frye, meanwhile,
is ALSO made to be plapped
>>695207528sorry too busy directing planes to land on that runway of a forehead to bang
FuckingFucking sex with cephs
>>695207637Rude, Frye's forehead is big enough for extra kisses and for cumming on and for pumping her up until the rest of her is as oversized as her forehead
>>695198017>even boyfriendsYeah, me.
One thing we haven't seen squids or octos do that's a notable feature of slime/googirls - they don't seem to be able to 'combine', to merge together.It would be cool if that were the case, though: imagine an idol group in the next Splatoon that could effectively fusion dance into one more powerful idol.
The next splatoon should feature Marina getting fucking sexo'd to her limits
>>695210216Her limit is more squid shotas than you can fit in her dressing room
Fucking choctopus cum tanker
>>695210748Was thinking more in terms of volume of cum before, well
>>695210976Then kindly be more specific because "being fucked to her limit" is different to "filled with cum to her limit"
>>695195295The ugliest designs in any media today.
>>695211029Sorry anon, you're right, I'll be more specific. The next splatoon entry should feature a mode based around plapping Marina until she's so full of cum that she swells to the size of the goodyear blimp before erupting like if Mt. St. Helens had been filled with spunk instead of magna
>>695211173Not even in the series, when >>695207784 exists
>>695211260And all the time you're doing so she's being cheerful, encouraging and motivating you to keep going even as she's about to blow.
>>695195295It was said in an interview that their skin is like a thin membrane that disintegrates when submerged in too much water. They're like half slime girls, they still have internal organs but can just shift their bodies because that's how they evolved.What I'm confused about is the ghost that appears after you die, is that a gameplay thing or do inklings actually have little floaty ghosts in them? Is that their true form? Also what happens if there's no respawn point? Do they actually die or does the ghost just fly around until it can find ink to revive itself?
Honestly every anon should be grateful he wasn’t born as a squid or octopus. I mean can you imagine being a woomy/veemo Shota and just getting absolutely dominated by Marina day after day after day. Just weeks of non-stop sweaty fucking. Emptying your balls all over her body over and over again, hour after hour. You’d be unable to comprehend that much pleasure at such an age.
>>695211832In splatoon 3 captain cuttlefish gets his brain stolen by the villain and is left as a dehydrated husk, far right on pic. After Marie/Callie cry over him the moisture is enough to revive him, albeit as a tiny squid, top right; and while he's a bit more vacant/stupid without his brain he's still able to hold a conversation, float about, etc.So the implications are that>squids (and presumably octos) do need at least a little bit of water to live>too much water or hostile ink disrupts the membrane and causes them to go splat (sort of like humans but much faster and more violent)>the little floating squid is like the 'core', and can exist without a body and is able to float around>they might have organs but they're not necessary to live, at least the brain isn'tSo I guess in answer to your questions, the ghost thing is real in universe - if stylized - and I guess floats around until it finds a new source of ink to regrow from.
Splatoon 4 on the Nintendo switch 2.
>>695211848
Splatpoon on the Mydick
>>695207784We love 5heads around here.
>>695213474No matter how confusing inkling biology is, there's still shit in real life that fiction can't even come up with
>>695200418I love how every idol group is split up into 'cool' and 'energetic' halves. It invites you to wonder what a group of all 'cool' girls and all 'energetic' girls might look like.
>>695207528Yes, very much so.
>>695205640They even put less effort into hiding it in Side Order.
>>695214382Real hair looks weird, should be tentacles like the rest of their hair. Or an abstracted blob like eyebrows etc.>>695214642Based. Luv me Frye, want to kiss her and plap her and cum in her until she's a bomb Also, basing this on nothing in particular but of the trio she feels like she's the most likely to be a freak in bed.
>>695215308Oh, she's definitely a freak. We've all seen her. She's always the one who's bouncing off the walls. She brings that same energy to everything. She's the type to rip the buttons off your shirt.
>>695206512That's an agenda I can get behind.
>>695215672Oh yeah, exactly. Her role as the 'cute one' in Deep Cut is clearly the front.>That face shield isn't to protect her, it's to protect YOU from HER. For the rest? Less defined for me but>Shiver: prickly/sharp exterior, hidden soft inside>Big Guy: gay but just doesn't mention it
>>695216163Oh, definitely. Shiver likes to pretend like she's too cool for school, but she definitely has a feminine side that comes out when pushed too far.
>>695195295How long would one jiggle after I spank it
>>695195295Christ, how do you play this without being distracted by the buttfuck ugly art style? I'm not even a graphics fag just holy shit it's repulsive.
>that one fart inflation animation of PuntThePoodle.God i want to do the most fucked up degenerate shit with those creatures!
>>695216230God imagine those things wrapping around each other as they kiss>>695216006Based. Also love this artist's work especially his OTHER work >>695216537Seven years
>God i want to do the most fucked up degenerate shit with those creatures!Based
>>695217259>>695217946Fuck forgot quote damn it
Kissing and licking Frye
I REQUIRE the choctomilk
>>695218786bigger
>>695203415based
Marina looks so fucking good in hot pink
Sex squids octos cum explode
Slippery plump jiggly octos sex suck explode
>>695195295imagine how wet and soft their coochies are
>>695220341FuckingI m a g i n e
>>695220341We do not have the imaginative capacity.
>that one image of Pearl holding Marina's cock but it looks like she's trying to rip her glans right off the shaft
I need to bury my face between Marina's thighs and eat her out until she fucking detonates
I need to be wedged inside giant Marina's pussy and frot against her g-spot until she erupts
>>695223010I'm reminded of the animation where Pearl and Marina fuck on a beach.
>>695223760I've not seen that one. I mean I've probably not seen most of the porn animations since they don't do much for me unfortunately.
>>695223995Look up Hard-Degenerate if you haven't.
>>695224345"hard" degenerate
>>695216926looks really good, have you tried not being indian
>>695224345I did, and eh- I don't really like seeing the dick stuff, I like to gloss over that in my imagination so I can concentrate on the sexier things, like Marina and Pearl both filling with cum until they're on the verge of blowing
>>695225014Your sexuality is a very strange one, anon. Have you no interest in genitalia? Are they just means to an end to you?
>>695225189I mean it did take me years if not decades to start finding vaginas attractive, long after I started being attracted to women in general though even then that was mainly just for them exploding. I still don't find penises attractive, don't find sex itself visually appealing. It is like a means to an end yeah, like some parts are exciting but there's nothing inherently appealing to me about watching a guy having sex with a woman, even less so for things like blowjobs.
>>695225343You know what, the stop-motion face animation does look kinda weird. Instead of doing it like any of the multple different ways faces have been animated for decades now, they got multiple face models with one fixed expression each that they swap between.
>>695225718You're talking about how the mouth is done loke southpark?
>>695217946>Have a simple pregnant fetish>Become an inflation fetish because big bellies>started with just cum, then air or water>Ended up with the most vile hyper fetish as long as it give me the girl a big bellyIt's a slippery slope i'm not proud of
>>695227385>simpleI don't know how to tell you this
Fuckherrightinthewomby!
>>695228012A regular pregnant fetish is not as fucked as what i'm into nowadays anonYou're comparing a rain shower to a heavy rainI'm comparing it to a tornado
