Have you ever met a girl online while gaming?
>>695728006God I wish this were real
>>695728006Halo: Reach.
>>695728006Sure. I put a generic furry pfp on steam for lulz and played some casual csgo and some chick sent me a friend invite. and then everyone clapped in voice chat
>>695728006a woman on steam added me once and send me video of her masturbating to my voice because she finds my weird accent sexy, then she removed me from friendlist and vanished. I still don't know what the fuck was that encounter.
>>695728006Oh no haha, poor guy. I'd be so uncomfortable if that'd happen to me haha
>>695728006When I was at the supermarket last time I helped this milfy lady after she dropped something. She told me oh you're such a gentleman and I have such a handsome smile too. Honestly I'd love to be catcalled and such.
>>695728006Sure, befriended a few on WoW way back when.As an underage teen on tinychat (hey, that's not filtered anymore!) I met a girl who was around 25 who kept sending me lewd but never truly explicit (such as handbra'd) pictures of herself with messages like "omg I can't believe you're even younger than my brother". I believe she's an FtM now.
>>695728205Maybe it was a dare or something. Women do dumb shit like that.
>>695728006do women think that comic is a burn?
>>695728205Women get horny to, you're just a rando anon why would she care?Touch starved people often do weird shit.
>>695728298>I believe she's an FtM now.You've failed her.
>>695728006lots, back when i played MMOsironically i also met quite a few girls playing arma 3. kinda weird desu
>>695728205Fake and gay story. Even if it was real,>WomanIt was probably a male glowie gathering blackmail material for later.
I wish anyone would compliment me, I don't care who.
>>695728589just include 'femboy' in your steam name and play tf2, you'll have tons of compliments and more
>>695728589You're ugly.
>>695728589your mom doesnt do that?
>>695728006I had sexual relations with a girl and her mom I met on ffxi. not at the exact same time but simultaneously
>>695728589you're pretty cool anon
>>695728768lucky bastard
>>695728205based and probably real, it doesn't even have to be your voice. I had a somewhat similar experience with a girl I played Smite for a few weeks with. She liked playing with me cause I was destroying arena on Ravana with the olympic map I think and I spammed his voicelines on one of his skinpacks that got her drenched.Stopped talking to her tho cause I stopped playing Smite. Told me I ain't never gonna get bitches cause I don't sound confident like Ravana.Still prolly tru
>>695728006>>695728768there’s always multiple faggots in these threads claiming they met a girl in a game and then fucked her, and they never even say how it happened>yeah i totally just met this random chick in a wow game and now we’re married, trust me bro
>>695728006I met one when trying valorant for the first time, she was calling all the shots and the rest of the team followed her with no problems, made me doubt every single girl who says that it's impossible for them to play online and not get harassed
>>695728829>>695728510>>695728378>>695728306she did leave a comment on my account. But she hasn't used it for few years now plus she blocked me right after unadding me so not like Ill ever know wtf happened.
>>695728006Every time I see these "oh yeah well what if the situation was reversed" comics I realize that women really don't get it, getting attention like that would be so nice
>>695728910>playing game>game mechanics intrinsctively link you up in a party>add each other afterwards for some reason and actually communicate (once you're depressed and hate all people you're never going to do this anymore out of self-conditioning to prefer being alone and then start wondering why you dont meet new people the few rare times you want social interactionFrom there the communications can get sexual, it doesn't even have to be for any particular reason.
>>695729109>she blocked meum isn’t that icon next to the avatar an indicator of them being on your friends list?
>>695729003I remember a few years back I would play valorant with this korean bitch I met here. She was fucking cracked and everyone would dog on me like "hey fag why is your gf better than you at valorant". Most of the time though we just teamkilled and called people niggers over mic.I kind of miss her but she was a fucking psychopath
I've never even made a friend while gaming, it always seems so strange
>>695729217wait what? She said she unadded me so I didn't check. O shit you are right lol. Guess never checked that, still the communication is blocked though.
>>695728006Plenty. Girls attract to strength, and I'm a pretty strong gamer.
>>695728669>
>>695729306>I'm like, totally unadding you>doesn'twoman moment
>meet girl in stem classes at college>she’s attractive, funny, and easy to talk to >turns out she’s in the same guild as me in WoW >she’s engaged though >they get married and move out of state Feels bad man
>>695729585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ktZHBjkqE
>>695729214speaking from experience anon? Anything you would like to share?
>>695729306>>695729109>>695728205Newfags will fall for this.
>>695728115I was the girl.>I'm a guy
>>695729716It would probably be a real girl only if she was more of an otherkin/therian than a furry.
>>695728910I met my wife in FFXI. We had a very active linkshell and chatting in-game became too hard to follow with multiple groups doing things so we got a Teamspeak server and everyone could talk that way instead. You spend a lot of time in (old) FFXI waiting so there was lots of time to talk. I hit it off with one of the women in the LS - FFXI actually had a lot of women players (and probably still does). This eventually escalated to talking over the phone directly about non-game stuff and the LS eventually had an in-person meet up. Future wife and I both went and confirmed we were really into each other and shortly after that she did several visits to my home and eventually moved in permanently.Keep in mind that old school MMOs had actual interaction between players over long periods of time. There were no duty finders or group finders - you had to interact with people. Friendships and relationships are a natural side-effect of that sort of thing.
>>695729003I find there are plenty of women in CS2 casual matches and either you get a server where no one cares and the banter is friendly or you get a server where everyone, and I mean EVERYONE gets shit-talked.
>>695728006>be 14 or whatever>start chatting with a girl from another country, I think I helped her troubleshooting her wow client or something>she's 18 or even older, can't remember now>we talk about anime and stuff, she recommends me stuff to watch>exchanged photos, she's alright>lets me play on her wow account since I was a poorfag and couldn't afford a subscription on top of the game itself, our time zones were different enough so I could play pretty much all the time I wanted>tells me her dad gets pretty violent sometimes and she thinks about packing up and leaving>goes offline for a couple of months>then suddenly messages me, saying she's literally at my town, staying with her female friend>I get cold feet and never talk to her again
>>695730154the opportunity as been, and I mean it 100%:WASTED
My fiancee plays a low of Apex legends on her xbox, also sometimes Warzone for some reason.Every couple of games I'll overhear some dude perk up once he realizes he got put in a team with an actual woman. Once I hear him try to do smalltalk I like to go over to her, kiss her and ask something like "You having fun honey?" Most of the time you can hear the guy on the other end completly deflate, kek.
>>695728006Met a girl who used to play male characters (account) in ragnarok online back in the day because she didn't like the female paladin and liked the male assassin cross characters. I don't remember how I found out but we didn't know for weeks.
>>695728006Another tourist thread.
>>695728006Yeah I met some slav girl when playing 1.6. She was pretty shit at the game.
>>695728006yeah, they tell me i have a nice voiceone even suggested i go into voice acting recently
>>695730313Yeah it's been almost 20 years now and I still think about it sometimes.
>>695731417And have you gotten a girlfriend since then?
>>695728006>Wouldn’t you hate it if you were just trying to just play vidya and girls started throwing themselves at you?Y-Yeah, I would hate it so much… haha
>>695732793Nope, I'm a wizard now.
>>695728006Fuck, i wish this trope is more popular
>>695728006>I got catcalled a few times irl>But I'm only vaguely handsome, so both times they were chubbier brown-adjacent girlsNever had a long conversation with a girl online because girls aren't real when you're gayming.
>>695730154I'm annoyed at you but I also have a few stories of self-terminating what could have been great relationships. You're in good company retard.
"I'm a huge fucking cunt with no sense of humor getting upset at everything constantly so I'm going to make some shitty snarky passive-aggressive comic where I invert things and pretend people have to side with my pathetic assrage whining"just scream nigger in the mic as long as possible until the stupid bitch goes deaf or leaves
>>695728006My girlfriend of three years, we're still togetherStill run into chicks in games all the time
Man, I dont have issues with talking to people but its kinda hard to find a woman to talk with nowadaysLast one I had some sort of relation was some whore that was pregnant with who knows who baby and tried to make me the father, that was the only time i was glad of being a virging
One of my best and longest lasting friendships is with a girl I met online on a video game forum in like 2004. And before anyone says>friendWe are both fags.
>>695728006Does habbo count.
>>695733164how'd you manage that
>>695730056Same but with WoW.She actually initiated the more confidential contact and as a 15yrs old virgin I couldn't have asked for better.Looked good and was a first timer.After meeting her 3 times and spending two afternoon like rabbits she moved further raidgroup shuffled and we only met years later at Uni.We both had a good enough time way back to laugh about it and have a nice convo in a café. Soon after this I met my wife.I don't care if you believe me or not... I still have her naked pics which I obviously will not share as she was cleanly under 18.
I don't remember the last time I interacted with a girl in any way
>>695735030wdym it's the easiest thing in the world, just do nothing
>>695728205what the sigma
>>695730487i also like kissing your fiancee
>>695728006God I wish that were me
>>695735113that's so fucking SAD man!!! i'm literally crying rn!!!!
>>695728006Yes, in Lineage 2. Had cybersex and I did what the last guy did when he received an irl picture of her: ghosting the hambeast.
>>695735130you're in your 30's and never got a girlfriend
>>695737693Yes?
>>695737693what about it asshole huh??? what of it huh what of it asshole what of it what of it huh huh huh? you have a problem with that? somebody in his 30s never had a girlfriend, you think that's funny you bastard? look at mr funny guy here, you think this is funny huh huh????
>>695728205vocaroo, now!
>tfw turning 34 next year and still a virginGoddammit I don't want to be alone anymore
met one that was browsing this boardwhat a horrendous shitshow that made me give up on women forever
lol
lmao
>>695738892sorry I have that effect on ppl
Alright, no bullshit, just get straight to the point and answer this.In the position of a mid20’s-30’s male who only goes to work and doesn’t have much of a social life or friends, where do you meet young women, or join a social group where you can regularly meet new women?It feels like no one has been able to give a concrete answer to this.
>>695739127Don't worry you're not the only one.At least by doing that I avoided the female coworker trying to coax me into a sexual harrasment accusation.>>695739905find a hobby (preferably not over the internet) and get involved with groups that participate in said hobby.
>>695728589nice dick, bro
>>695728006Our offtank (and guild officer) in WoW used to invite his gf to raids.She was always at the bottom of the damage meter.
>>695738892how do you know it was a woman in the first place?
>>695728283Yeah, I don't why girls hate it. It makes me feel all fuzzy inside when something like this happen, even if the girl is ugly
>>695739905If you haven't figured it out yet, you need to find and participate in some in-person events that will have people (women) at them. This can be as simple as walking your dog at a park or taking hobby classes (cooking, art, whatever). Basically you have to be seen to "be seen" - the reason previous generations didn't have this problem is the vast majority of things they did were all in-person and you met a lot of people so you were bound to find someone who is interested sooner or later.
>>695740296I have photographic and video evidence
>Girl is quiet as a mouse and barely ever speaks>Never replies to me during raids since I'm an abrasive and loud asshole, as all high T fellow alpha males can relate to>Raid leader has to do the talking to her all the time>There's this one other guy, the funny guy of the group, who was funny as fuck on top of making hilarious photoshops and macros of our raid escapades and in-jokes>Co-healer with this dumb bitch, mogged her so hard he basically did all the healing + DPS so her dumb woman brain just had to keep DoTs up and do damage>Suddenly this guy's just gone from the server>Ask the raid leader what happened>He was sending DMs to the girl criticizing her play and telling her how to improve and she got uncomfortable>Stick it out until he finds a replacement, get on voice ready to raid and loudly proclaim she's a retarded manipulative cunt who can't even muster the nerve to be a bitch outloud like any self-proclaimed harpy should>Tell her to kill herself before leaving the call
>>695740518sooo, what, did she started begging for attention by posting herself on /v/?
>>695740684absolutely based beyond belief
>>695740696pretending to be male on some /v/ group that formed in a video game few years back.
>>695728006yes, many times.Halo 2Halo 3Rainbow Six Vegas 2 (a fuckton here)UNO XBLA (fuckton here)Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 XBLAOverwatch CoD4MW2Through friends I used XBL Party Chat with on the regular *note* this is all during the Seventh generation. I have not met any girls post seventh generation. Nothing but trannies now
Which one are you?I'm the secretly a girl
>>695740362Last time someone said something nice about my appearance it was some middle-aged Mediterranean guy with a thick accent calling me Mr. Handsome as I picked up my order, and even that made me happy just because I'd be lucky for anybody to say something nice about how I look, nevermind a girl. I will cut the women who complain about it some slack though, because at the end of the day I can't know what it's like from their perspective just like they can't know what it's like from a man's. I don't mind seeing women complain about being catcalled or anything because I don't know what it's like so I don't want to tell them they should be grateful, but I do think they should at least show the same empathy and accept that's not what it's like for most men so framing things like in the OP comic just comes across as ridiculous.
>>695731417be grateful; it would have been a huge headache at the very least.
>>695740371where do you participate, how did you meet your gf?
>>695728006no
>>695737693Where do you think we are?
>>695740371>try anons advice>look up classes to participate>classes cost 300$ a lesson on how to make stupid fucking painting.Do women really attend those? And if so, where do you they get money to? I don't think anyone with average paycheck can afford to spend 300$ on some painting lessons once every week.
>>695738947This one is extremely unfortunate retardation, but somewhat understandable. He should've looked in his yearbook as soon as she wrote that, but I can tell he still has that desire to be with her and would've taken the chance to be with her had the opportunity arose. Still stings though.>>695739019This is just fucking raw, unadultered autism. What a fucking pussy. I can be oblivious to a women and their tricks, but if a woman you like tells you that another guy tried to ask her out (even if she's lying to shittest you), it's time to put a ring on it and make that relationship official. Little bitch ran away his entire life and now he's a shell of a man.
>>695741517If you're not interested in what the class offers it wont work regardless.The most luck I've had with women was when I was enjoying myself with what I was doing.
>>695728006men and women aren't the same
>>695740362>>695741082Simple math.If a girl gets lots of comments the higher the chance any of those comments are going to be fucking weird.Instead of a nice comment like "you hair is pretty or I like your shirt" there is a likelihood of someone saying something thay would make the smaller, weaker of the two wary, like "you smell nice" "or " your body looks good in thay dress."It's like the difference between a Grandpa calling you sweetheart, and a 300 pound mobster calling you'll sweetheart.
>>695741067I'm a mix of secretly a girl and one of the boys
>>695728006thank god no.
>>695741517>Do women really attend those?Yes. Single, maybe maybe not, but yes.>And if so, where do you they get money to? A job. If you live on the coasts that isn't too much money.>I don't think anyone with average paycheck can afford to spend 300$ on some painting lessons once every week.You go every month or so. You only go to classes weekly if you're really into it.All that being said, I'd recommend an outdoorsy type club. I joined a wildnerness/hiking/camping group and those events tend to be cheap (free), get you active, and put you in situations where you have nothing to do but talk to people.It's a great way to meet people.
>>695741331
>>695740362because 90% of men are strong enough to rape them
>>695742235>I joined a wildnerness/hiking/camping group and those eventsI tried that too, its full of old people. In fact, most of classes and events are in EU/UK. Tried finding them on meetup.com and most of them are filled to the brim with 60+ year old old farts who genuinely smell like they are wearing a diaper. I guess meetup.com might be for old people but where else am I suppose to look for them?
Why does /v/ have such a hard time accepting that girls also play games?Just on Valorant or even RDR online I met tons of girls
>>695728006yes, while playing tf2 back in the scout update days we've been together for almost 12 years now
>>695742572cause majority of women hide away the fact they are women after receiving their first image of a penis in dms cause some kretin heard female voice for first time in their life.
>>695742423Can't speak for UK. Usually you find fewer old people with weekend events. Also would likely depend on your area and how hard the hikes are. And even if they're old and have nothing but skin cancer, so what. They likely have some fun social outings where you'll meet others.
>>695728006I saw a fujo on vrchat with a friend so we threw her a bone and started posing like we were making out and she got very excited. Has anyone here actually dated a fujo? Are they just fatties or what?
I met a girl from this board when Animal Crossing New Horizons was still new. I scared her off after getting too attached.Sorry Lauren
>>695740371>>695741517>>695742235>just go out and meet some women in dance classes or something bro, it's eas-ACK!
>>695743486>>695743628Yeah I mean, if you're so socially retarded that it's obvious to everyone that you're doing nothing but hoping a woman will give you the light of day, you're already fucked.
>>695743265They are fatties who have an obsession with homos. Disgusting creatures.
>>695730154i feel that. honestly at this point im convinced ill die a virgin unless a woman rapes me. a chick can have her legs spread open in front of me and id still probably get cold feet and walk away
>>695738947I know tf. In 8th grade, one of my friends asked my crush to sign my yearbook against my protests. I was a shy mute for most of that year since my closest longterm friend moved away the Summer before. She was nice about it but I'm pretty sure it was just pity, I ended up blacking it out with sharpie and kept crushes to myself after that.
>>695743223listen, I don't have anything against old people, im 25 myself and already being called old myself, but I would prefer talk to people my own age, especially considering that most old people aren't even that wise which is the only thing they offer. The amount of times I'm was hoping for one of those old pricks to say something wise just to hear "old good, new bad", "lamenting about being old while talking about irrelevant memory when they were young" and "back in my day: something that is factually wrong". Most old people are still normies but also senile on top of that.
>>695728283An old lady told me I had gorgeous hair when I had started trying to style it for the first time. Made me feel really good.
I met a girl in tf2center of all places. We ended up making a competitive team together. She wasn't great at the game, but she was amazing at organizing the entire team. We ended up doing pretty well. She was nice and meeting her irl fun. We lasted about a year, but unfortunately wasn't very stable on the head and eventually left me for someone else and then left him for someone else too shortly after. in the end, it's better that it ended this way. It was extremely tough, but learned a lot about myself and how to like myself without needing love or approval from someone else.Thanks for subscribing to my blog. Remember to never met yourself be anyone's plan B.
>>695728494and yet somehow, dps players tend to be dumbfucks that can't handle simple mechanics
>>695743628>shower beforeindian?
>>695740358reminds autistic girls basically have serious issues getting dick, while autistic guys cannot get pussy
>meet girl>we become decent friends>at some point she mentions she could never imagine doing the whole online/long distance relationship thing>ok whatever >stop talking to eachother after like a month or 2>fast forward several months>we're suddenly talking and hanging out alot>actually its pretty much everyday>somehow we get on the topic of ideal partners (we're both single)>the way she describes her ideal guy is literally me to a T>she doesnt seem like the type to give such a blatant hint like that so im confused as fuck>dont really do anything about it>we dont hangout much anymore but we do talk occasionally am i looking too far into it? what did she mean by that did i fuck up?
>>695738947This happened in 2019? Feels like I definitely saw this screencap before then
>>695742572Silly anon, there are no women on the internet! And trannies are not women!
>>695728205Probably a dude that ripped an amateur cam porn to ERP as a girl, I know that because I did this in the past.
>>695740358Me on the right (after HRT).
>>695728006WoW is full of them, and they're all extremely mentally unhinged.
>>695745037You fucked up, she told you to make a move, retard.
>>695728006too many times
>>695747334>shes a healer>all the loot gets funneled to herMany such cases
>>695747334
About half of the staff on a pixelmon server were female. I think they're all 30+ now, one is like in her 40s and has a teen kid. They're cool. I still chat with them sometimes since the server ended, (picrel), but they all still hang out online. Almost all of them love bauldurs gate 3 and deep rock.I used to play astro empires bsck in 2006, and there were a bunch of adult women who played that.Rarely hear any grills in fps games, most of them nomic for obvious reasons.
>>695742572For me, it's because all the women I see are the Disney princess or the valley girl type that has no hobbies other than shopping, fashion being annoying and social media. Somehow these morons think a hobby that is halfway mentally stimulating and can be turned into a social activity is a hotbed for "incels".Frankly, I've had enough of that type of woman and haven't bothered with them in years past necessary workplace/school interactions.
>>695744234It ain't so bad, there are worse fates.
>>695748896nigga wtf just drag and delete the names and fill in the space with the same bg color
>>695728006met a girl irl that i played wow with and had known since vanilla. we hung out a few times. she had a fiancee at the time and spent 24 hours a day playing wow and flirting with guildies (i was smart enough to steer clear of this) and their relationship fell apartnice girl though.
>>695750745Nice girls don't do things like that. Being pleasant in the moment doesn't make someone a nice person.
>>695750745I don't think a nice girl would play wow and flirt with dudes all the time while being engaged.
>>695750974>>695751190should have clarified, all of my interactions with her both irl and ingame were pleasant, so to me she was a nice girl. you are both correct that she was very much not-a-nice-girl to be doing that to her fiancee
>>695728006Unironically met my wife online after running through a bunch of league girls. You haven't lived until you've smashed back to back autistic cosplay girl pussy.
>>695728431Bro you can't change crazy.
i play fighting games. It's the only multiplayer genre i tolerate cause i hate having teammates. The only "women" you can find in this community have dicks
>>695743628As usual, the onus is on (You) to put in effort. Show up looking creepy in your PJ pants and hoodie, unshaved and unwashed? You only have yourself to blame.
don't open gif
i admit i have a very toxic personality, not in the classic chud way, but i'm very narcissistic and annoying. I never managed to make friends online but few people who hated me
>>695750738Mobilefag life.
>>695748896>>695752679
>>695741067I knew a "one of the boys" when I was in school. She's the reason that I still call everyone, male or female, bro.
>>695728006One time on a TF2 Casual server on Badwater a girl (or an extremely convincing fake girl) made a callout using voice chat and got vote kicked out instantlyMade me feel a bit bad
>>695752757Im a salaried quality tech with my own lab, so I shitpost at work.No woman I've ever worked with have played online vidya. One on my underlings at my last job loved the sims. And my current boss who is my age plays some casual nintendo games. But generally women don't play online pvp multi-player games.
How do you even socialize with people in vidya? Mics make me nervous.>t. can't break the ice to save his life
>>695752679Download any (ANY) image modifying app nigger, i'm using picrel but it can be anything
>>695753572Picrel
>>695746717Holyyyy based
>>695728283>>695744707>>695740362Men receive compliments way less than women do so it feels very special when we get themPlus comments from men to women are more likely to be creepyI got dressed up nice for an anniversary date and had a (slightly drunk) man call me very attractive. Made my day
>>695752983>made a callout using voice chat and got vote kicked out instantlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIoUjdBgyO0
I only attract mentally ill girls, the last girl I talked to was a regular at a psych ward and had drug abuse issues, really cute though
>>695753806a gay guy complimented my butt in college which was like 10 years ago and i still remember that occasionally
>>695753910Well I don't attract any girls, so consider yourself lucky
>>695728006yes, met my first GF in vanilla WoW back in 2005, we were both playing tauren druids and met in a WSG match, we e-dated for a few years, she flew over to meet me and we had sex, shit was cashactually thinking back there were a ton of desperate okay-looking women in WoW's early days who lusted after 14 year old me, weird times
>>695739905You have to steal someone else's gf. It's literally the only way. I haven't met a girl who didn't have a boyfriend for the last 3 years who wasn't fat and fugly or a cock carousel.
>>695754124>a woman with a bf is NOT a cock carousel
>>695751412>Make a statement>Get told you're dumb>Immediately back down and correct yourselfBots are all over this website.
>>695754352If they're capable of maintaining a relationship, they're probably not turbosluts. Let me clarify that when I say STEAL a gf, I don't mean GET A GIRL TO CHEAT ON HER BOYFRIEND WITH YOU. I mean get her to break up with him and get with you instead. If she's willing to screw you while she's with him she'll do the same thing to you.
>>695728006No i don’t talk to people
>>695754672>I mean get her to break up with him and get with you instead>If she's willing to screw you while she's with him she'll do the same thing to youand you don't think someone will ever get her to break up woth you?
>>695754838That's just the way it is in this bitch of a world. I'd rather be broken up with than cheated on.
how to find gf if you're 22 and have never had friends or touched a woman
>>695755023find a cure for autism
i met a girl on maplestory who was my age when i was like 14 and asked her for nudes a bunch then ghosted her forever. i still feel sorta bad about it to this day cuz she really liked me and we coulda been married by now if i wasn't autistic. she probably has a husband and kids now
>>695754953i mean yeah but getting broken up with so that she can bang someone immediately after isn't really a good sign of character for someone you'll want around for the long haul
>>695728006I should've put my points in luck...
>>695734075This guy just loves throwing wrenches at people.
>>695754404that's not what i did but okay?
>>695741331source? Seems fun and the art is neat.
>>695736437lmao what is this response.
>Game has walkable therapeutic BBC but only until the slow burn, where it becomes ludodisingenuious
>>695755926>therapeutic BBC
>>695741067The fucking pedo spiral at the end lmao
>>695742572Because they statistically don't play games to the degree men do.
>>695755142>anon casually admitting possession of CP
>>695744929No they don't.
>>695755870Looks like The Elusive Samurai, also the MC looks like a girl, but I think it's actually a REALLY feminine looking twink. I was also confused by that, honestly still not sure if it's supposed to be a girl or a boy. It really looks like a girl though.
>>695755142>she probably has a husband and kids nowNah, the only 2 girls i knew in highschool that played maplestory are complete losers now.One is a 34 year old giga obese neet who cant hold down a job and hasn't tried for 4 years.The other one, eh she's less of a loser, has a forklift job, but also gained a bunch of weight and can't keep a stable partner.Both were hot emo weeaboos in highschool back in 2008.
>>695728006In wow, used to sell gold to her And another that used to sell me herbs
>>695756274>the MC looks like a girl, but I think it's actually a REALLY feminine looking twink.no need to sell it to me
>>695756302The fact you're still friends with and regularly interact with girls from high school is impressive to me. Or do you just follow them on Facebook and stalk them? I haven't kept up with anyone from high school in 13+ years now, honestly have zero idea where any of them are or what they're doing.
>>695750070People have been incorrectly stuck believing that '80s / '90s stereotypes still exist and for some reason formulate opinions on them on people. People of all ages, men and women have been playing video games since the Atari / NES days. Video games have been the biggest grossing hobbies worldwide for over 10 years now and people STILL try to claim that its a "boys club" and "only for nerds" for reasons that haven't been a thing for nearly 30 years now. Sure, by '80s standards I'm a "nerd" (135 pound hungry skeleton, glasses, bad posture, the works) but I'm on marriage number two - first wife gave me an amazing son at least - and I had consistent dates, hookups beforehand as well. Do you want to know why? Because my hobbies have never, ever in my lifetime been what the media says they are. I was born in the early '80s and women have always been in gaming and computers the whole time.
>>695756302The girl I knew playing maple was slightly better but still giga obese, what is it with fat girls and maplestory.
>>695756435Last time I tried to contact a girl from hs on facebook she ignored my dmnever tried again
>>695733554patrician tasteI wish the manga version hadn't been dropped by its translators
>>695740684I've heard variations of this kind of story, literally hundreds of times over the years, not just with WoW but military as well.
My last girlfriend was met over raid in final fantasy XIV. We split because she took up too much of my time, kept trying to compromise but she really didn't have any hobbies or friends so she mostly just used me as a hobby. She only lived a couple states away so I was flying out to meet her at least once a quarter.
All egirls play trash like League/Valorant/Apex. I dont wanna return to those just for the off chance I get another long distance relationshit
>>695756435I occasionally chat with giga obese neet in a discordwith others, and go to her birthdays since she was good friends with me and my ex for a long time, but for the last 2 years I'm really annoyed by 80% of the new people she is friends with. Other maplestory'er I saw occasionally these birthday parties.I am still really good friends with 2 of my highschool bros, we see eachother every few months and are currently playing monster hunter gu together.
>>695728006Yeah. Guild Wars. Im sure i met some on LoL too. Definitely on ESO and Fallout 76. I heard that plenty are playing Conan Exiles too.
>>695756435I've had the same group of irl friends since 6th grade (bar a few of us that moved)
>>695728006been meaning to get this off my chest one way or another>im in maybe 7th or 8th grade>extremely fucking autistic undertale fan, at the peak of its popularity too>used to roleplay on a certain minecraft server as whatever version of sans i was obsessed with at the time>somewhere along the line, enter this person’s world for ut rp>end up enjoying the roleplay and people there a lot, friend the owner and come back often>me and her chat a lot out of character, she would greet me whenever i logged on, sometimes she would PM me through the server or we would just talk openly when the world was empty save for us two>she asks for my discord, i oblige>we become proper friends, she invites me to her servers (i just remembered she was big on MHA rp as well) and i meet her friends>at one point she asks me how old i am in some roundabout way, she was either a junior or senior, i got nervous and said i was a grade under her>she seems pleased and tells me about what to do and not do when i get to her age>we talk on and off, i would often nomic in her server’s vc (it was here that i realized this might be an actual girl)>eventually our talks become infrequent due to me not really being the kind who messages first unless it’s an IRL friend; we would go several months without talking>around the time when i stopped playing on that server, one of our mutual friends caught me in the main lobby and told me she was crushing on me, had no idea how to feel>i eventually forget about her until a few months agoive had my fair share of internet girl screwups but this one in particular sticks with me. i really wonder how things could have turned out if i wasnt a shy retard, especially because ive never really had a peer to “look up to”, being the oldest in most of my friend groups. sometimes i want to track her down since i have our other friend still added on steam and discord but i feel like ill just disappoint myself
>>695756590Oh, note that this might be a Leaf thing, as Canada was right on the forefront of early internet use and people going into IT in general. See: The chart that gets posted all the time about internet users by country - Canada had a huge early internet presence.
>>695757008>guild warsOh yeah, I forgot about all the girls in the guild in gw2 I was in. I ran dungeons with some of them in voicechat.Again, it was all coop pve, they never did pvp.
I seem to remember when chicks wouldn't touch video games until social media became more prevalent and the ones that did were fat pigs who liked inuyasha or some shit like that
>>695757147internet relationships like that typically don't last anywayat best you would've got to see her tits through your phone
>>695730056
>>695757008When Guild Wars 2 was coming out there were exclusive rewards and bonuses to people who reached certain levels in the first Guild Wars. I wanted the rewards but GW2 was coming out soon and I had never played GW.So I pretended to be a girl and got boosted with a ton of ecto, guys were throwing things at me.Sorry bros.
> l4d2 > going through break up with ex, first real love etc, abusive cunt along with her family in all the typical ways> remember eating peanuts> hear squeaky voice on other end of the mic> TIS a girl> end up getting along on versus > become friends > she’s amazing at MW2 run n gun > she’s gotta be fat> no she’s 10/10 > years pass she goes to college and figures out she’s 10/10 hot blonde fit girl and stops playing> her roommate happens to live in my town> throw a party and she comes over> since then we’ve always joked around saying we’re gonna get married and I’m gonna knock her up> any time I have another gf or someone I’m with they all love blonde girl “you’re really fuckin pretty” or “oh I love her she’s such an angel”> it’s true> now anytime there’s a major event in my life she drives down and shows up for it> brothers wedding she was my date, our mutual friend we all played games with died so the funeral etc> she’s the best and when I’m in a bad spot she pops her head in and flirts the fuck out of me I really should just pull the trigger on her but I live 700 miles away atleast currentlyIf you wanna meet a girl in video games just get GTA RP, tons of them in a well populated server that all wanna like Edate. And gays too, if thats your thing CAP: nmww2
>>695755161I'm sure there's good, single women out there who don't require that sort of thing to get with, but I haven't met them. Everyone's taken. I do what I can.
Met a early/mid 20s age girl when all my friends were young in a Halo 3 lobby. She was better at Halo than all of us and we ended up friending her. She'd make sure we were playing nice with each other and would coordinate the team.My mom and dad eventually jumped on the mic and thanked her for babysitting us with some gift card codes. It was very awkward for her.She decided to move on from video games a little after that and we lost track of her. Kind of want to find and thank her but no luck on my search. Hope you're doing alright Miss Megan, the boys are doing pretty OK.
>>695728006>online friend>we play a bunch of games together>one day he meets a girl in a game>he starts playing with her more and more>ignores me and the rest of the group to play with only her>he admits to me that they've been sexting each other>it turns out they live in the same state and he drives a few hours to meet her>she's a landwhale
>>695757458Book a plane ticket right now or you're fucking up, anonDon't you want to be happy?
>>695728006I've played thousands of Dota 2 games, all random draft, so not ranked officially but still used ranked matchmaking under the hood (technically the Very High skill bracket), but it merged with like, the normal matchmaking brackets, so if you weren't good with playing any character, you'd just suck ass in the game mode.Out of all of those thousands of games, the 10 or so times a girl spoke on the mic, the girl also threw the match terribly and the games were losses. Girls really get carried by their boyfriends and only can master like, one or two characters in mobas. Guys would then bring them into random draft for "fun" and they'd just collapse.
>>695758071>can only bring up women in the context of Dotalmao
>>695758150Are your jimmies rustled
>>695757147>>im in maybe 7th or 8th grade>>extremely fucking autistic undertale fan,Stopped reading there. rope. now.
>>695757456Well, the one i played GW was german. She also sent me a pdf book that was how to learn german. Then we stopped playing GW and went our separate ways.
>>695758058I currently have a gf with another chick I met sort of on games, if that fails (kind of is) I’m showing up on blondies door step
>>695756089smartest Qtard...
>>695728205>>695729109
>>695758726Newfag
>>695756590You have to keep in mind that where I live, it's a patchwork of old boys clubs. People know people that they go to the country club with and do other upper class type hobbies and they look down on anyone that doesn't do that or put that much time in crafting their appearance (past not looking like a slob and being formal when its called). These people aren't living in the real world: they're living in a delusion (for lack of a better word) crafted by their insecurity regarding how other people see them. If they get caught playing vidya, then that would ruin their image, whereas it would make for a good discussion topic for me. They don't care about things because they're fun. They care about things because it makes them look good and you can see that with the chicks I'm around.It's a college town, but most of the women I see look rather vapid and past their looks, probably don't have much to offer anyone that has something truly going on in their lives like a passion turned into a career. I may be wrong in some cases, but I just can't can't be arsed to care about a woman that indulges such vain behavior. Getting seen with a "nerd" like me (one pursuing a promising PhD degree in Electrical Engineering) would only serve to ruin their egos rather than actually make for a good relationship. I know I'm ranting a bit, but what I'm trying to say is I've met normal, feminine and sweet women that have a bunch of typically male interests like video games, hard rock and heavy metal and computers, but they're the minority were I live. It sucks too since the few that I've found are better company than most guys really (even to each other considering how much they backstab each other over pussy despite being "bros"). I wish there were more of those types of chicks rather than you basic ass bitch here.Thank you for reading my TED Talk.
>>695728006giwtwm
>>695758552>kind of isYeah sounds like all this unsung effort she's putting in for you isn't going to waste then, good.You should at least thank her lol
>>695740684I was there, I clapped
>>695758986Ooh watch out, we have another pedo spiral spotted in the wild!!!The actual pedophile symbol was triangular and blue and the other one was very distinctly heart-shaped, you fucking braindead nigger
>>695728494>that imagepure dps brainlet copedps are always the whiniest retards getting themselves killed by simple mechanics, no exceptions
>>695759289I think you forget the entire desmond is amazing debacle
>>695759001Yeah, like I said here >>695757204 the more I think about it this is likely down to a regional influence, which makes me sad for people who live in areas that are permanently stuck in an '80s / '90s view of the world.
>>695728910I'm getting married in March and I mety girlfriend in a game
>>695759640post ring
>>695728006>join gaming group>there’s a few girl>everyone simps for the girls>I just treat them like normal people, talk shit and game>end up dating oneIt’s almost like acting like a weird simp isn’t attractive.
>>695756201it was 16 years ago lil bro
>>695759640Grats, anon! I married my non-canonical proportion Hex Maniac GF this year too. (I met her through work, though).
this thread makes me want to kill myself. I regret breaking up with my batshit crazy ex. I miss having a girlfriend. Now she’s dating some faggy engineer that retweets every elon tweet. Wish I was fucking joking.
>>695754672>I don't mean GET A GIRL TO CHEAT ON HER BOYFRIEND WITH YOU. >I mean get her to cheat on her boyfriend with you after telling him she's going to cheat on himbruh
>>695759760Neither of us wants an actual wedding and won't invite anyone, just go sign some papers, I'll get plain silver rings soon
>>695728006Yes. I had my first sex with a girl I met in Aion on release.
>>695759873Whenever I heard the "treat them like normal people" thing I remember that hegel or schopenhauer quote which basically was like, women like being treated like they are being taken seriously, so to get them to like to its worth doing that, but it's no different than playing with a puppy, it isn't serious. If you fool yourself into thinking it is anything other than playing around then you'll just get drowned and destroyed by their antics as they are capable to abandon all rational thought the moment it suits them.
>>695728006A ton on Guitar Hero World Tour, I used it to begin practicing talking to random people because I was (lolwas) a complete social failure. It worked really well. I e-met a BUNCH of girls through it, for some reason they were the only ones who talked. I'll never forget you, Shelby from Florida and your mum, even though I'm sure you've long forgotten me. You too, Rosie. We met up once and I hugged her on a bench for like half an hour. She was initially hesitant but got into it and became the initiator after a point. She was also EXTREMELY out of my league, like model-tier.The only (((relationship))) I've ever had began through Habbo Hotel. I walked up to some chick and said "Do you masturbate?" and something something I don't remember the rest but we were in an LDR for like six years and it was a horrible decision. She eventually cheated on me.I haven't spoken to a woman on a personal level in like eight years now
>>695753926I highly doubt you only masturbate "occasionally"...
Videogames stand in opposition to general life goals, so if I met a woman ingame it would unfortunately mean giving up the thing that brought us together in the first place.
>>695728006Yes. Most of them were fucking batshit crazy bpd whores
>>695728431I don't think any amount of penis would have made those thoughts not occur to herActually that sounds like she'd just get jealous of the penis over time
>>695730056I had something vaguely like a romantic fling with a girl in FFXI way back in its prime in 2004. At the time I was a kissless virgin in college and we hit it off fairly well, doing lots of events together, eventually disclosing our feelings for one another. I remember how she messaged me that she "almost got off the plane" when she heard she had a stopover in a city about 1hr away from me, but she didn't, and the "relationship" later petered out. She had also been messaging another dude in the linkshell and eventually quit the game entirely. I don't know if I was catfished or not but thinking about it now, shit was weird.Also met a cute Chinese girl in the same LS, but I think I creeped her out with my autistic behavior.I also knew an American LS mate who met an woman from Lithuania. They eventually met, married, and now they have 3 kids.
>>695728006i met a girl playing warframe that grinded prime warframe parts and gave them to me. she also voice chatted with me 2 times. she hasn't spoken to me since then and that was 3 weeks agoanother time when i played valorant a toxic e-girl and her toxic e-boy duo bullied me, told me to kys and made fun of my voice
>>695761637>another time when i played valorant a toxic e-girl and her toxic e-boy duo bullied me, told me to kys and made fun of my voiceI bet you liked that, fag
>>695761707no it was pretty fucking awful and shitty
>>695761750oh, well I'm sorry that happened. Grow a fucking backbone dude.
>>695728006>playing TF2>girl on the team for some reason>we treat her like we'd treat any other guy, banter included>she gets offended because of the banterwhy cant girls into male bonding?
>>695761853i'm a boyfailure neet, there was never a backbone to begin with and i don't handle confrontations well
>>695761897>why cant girls into male bonding?Gee I wonder why
>>695761980Also a neet, but don't complain about getting bullied like a fag, in fact I don't frame shit like that to begin with.
>>695744234Its okey to be a cuck.
>>695739905>It feels like no one has been able to give a concrete answer to this.Because all the data and polling available shows that men and women meet either through dating apps 70%+ of the time, and bars the rest.If you go on event based sites to look at things in your area, if it's anything like mine, the women segregate themselves by sex, so there there is either rock climbing (old people), rock climbing (girls night), board games (old people), or board games (girlfriends only!), etc
>>695742235>It's a great way to meet people.To meet normies that is. Also the elderly. All the outdoor events are 99% people 35+
>>695761750Grow a pair and call the eboy a nigger faggot and the egirl a set of useless holes. Otherwise you're the triple faggot.
>>695728006This is supposed to be "guys wouldn't like it if it happened to them," but yes. We would.
>>695754014>Well I don't attract any girls, so consider yourself luckythat's what you think, but you simply never made a move
>>695764240lmao, not op, but if that image or your post was the case, why didn't the girl just speak the fuck up?
>>695764240I asked 2 random girls to go out with me on a date while they were at work and they both said no, so I have 100% evidence that women do not like me, checkmate faggot.
>>695728205I once met a streamer in VRChat, and when i found her stream afterward, while her game mic was off she was telling chat i had a really hot voice.She was half black, but i was flattered enough to clip and save it.
>>695764240HA! jokes on you, I'm not insecure, I'm just a self aware asshole
>tfw 30 years old virgin brazillian
>>695728431him
>>695764240Always funny to see these normalfag images where people constantly talk to multiple women
>>695728006Yeah on mmos. Dark age of camelot / Warhammer online / Planetside.
>>695764240Shit like this is always made by women. Or dudes coping.
>>695728494>dps dies>i did my job healer and tank suckNO, NIGGER, YOU DREW AGGRO, YOU DID NOT DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
>>695728006First time I was playing league of legends I found someone that was helping me learn how the game works. Someone who lived a few countries over in Europe. Then the person said "oh btw, I'm a girl :3". From the way we had been talking I think it wasn't even a tranny. But I was just annoyed and never responded again.A year or two later my one intern told me her boyfriend would be coming over from another country. They had met in league of legends. 2 Years later they live together now. And for the first time I wondered if I had fumbled.
>>695728006I met my current gf on Nintendo switch online voice chat. I was drinking alone and suddenly came across a room with like 8 people in it. I hopped on and made friends with everyone there, but at the end of that first night it was just us still in the room playing battles and chatting. It felt like we had some real chemistry.Next day after I was super depressed because I was embarrassed for feeling so into someone that I didn’t view as a real possibility. But we kept playing and eventually we all added each other on Instagram and I found out we lived in the same state. Within about a month and a half I ended up driving to go see her. I was still waiting for it to all blow up in my face the whole time. Like for it to all be some elaborate ruse. But I rolled up to her place and within ten minutes she was sucking my dick and we were fucking ten minutes after that. A year or so later we moved in together, and last year we had a kid together. His birthday is in a few days. Changed my whole life for the better. She’s super supportive and kind and it makes me wonder how I survived so long in bad relationships before.
>>695728589I like that you take initiative at letting people give you what you want.
>>695766607I always wonder how in all of the stories where people talk about meeting women online how the women don't ever end up being really ugly. Like how does that even work.
How come like half of /v/ has had many girlfriends before?What happened to all the societal reject autists?
>>695766886What would a social reject post in this thread exactly?
>>695766769I mean I’m sure sometimes they are pretty ugly. A lot of that is going to depend on your own looks.
>>695766607Why aren't you marriedalso fuck you if this is true
>>695766886societal reject autists also fuck, you just don't ever go outside.
>>695767061>A lot of that is going to depend on your own looks.It literally doesn't apply to your own looks at all though. If you meet a girl online whether she is attractive or an obese sheboon is completely up to chance, and what do you do when you like, send pictures to each other? If one of you doesn't like how the other looks you just have to awkwardly break things off? Seems like a bad route to go down.Every girl online I've ever talked to ended up being ugly af, like there was a reason they were single.
>>695766886>thread specifically about girlfriends>wonder why girlfriendless people aren't postinggee, real head scratcher
I'm a 33 year old virgin. I haven't had a conversation with a woman more than a few words in over 15 years. I don't know how people just meet women so often and become friends or a gf. How do people meet women so easily but in my entire life not one woman became even just a friend to me? I try to be a good person and not make people uncomfortable so I really don't know how people have women in their lives.
>>695728589I wish I had your skill at posting on 4chan bro.
from long time observation, anyone on 4chan bragging about their looks is typically rather average or actually kinda ugly guy nailing fat chicks, and actual good looking guys are gay
>>695767687Have you considered going outside? it's like 50% women out there
>>695768061Nah. As long as you spend all your time online, it doesn't really matter, you end up here, regardless of your looks.
>>695764240>but you simply never made a movethat's where you're wrong, bucko
>>695767687half your life is down to luck. i'm just surrounded by old fucks so i don't even have an option unless i want to move.
>>695768225Not op, but in my entire life I have never seen a guy successfully approach a woman in real life. I have seen many guys try, guys way way more attractive, taller, etc, and still catastrophically fail with even the most below average looking girls.I don't even know what approaching a girl correctly even would look like, I have no point of refence other than it isn't possible, and the data out there supports this.
>>695765092county bursting with bunda and yet you exist
>>695766667Based
>>695768440>picGrim.
>>695768376Suburbs?
>>695768376Same, everyone is just old.
>>695761074those were all men, anon
>>695768440Man the met through friends and met in college one is just devastating. You'd expect men and women to better pair up online because what you want in a long term partner is the same interests. But what ended up happening is that men were pushed or pushed themselves into men spaces that women have ZERO interest in.No girl cares about games, models, anime, hobby shit, and so on... the few that do are 2/10s that were driven to this for the same reason men where.
>>695740362>Yeah, I don't why girls hate it.They don't, it's humble bragging, unless the man actually tries something like following them which is obviously scary.
>>695739019Thanks for the plot to my romance anime.
>>695740684
>>695766886>zoomer suddenly realizes they are on an old website with a wide range of ages and experiences by its users
>>695728006nope
>>695762920I am currently posting on /v/. I just finished a run, and before that I was playing the 2hu StS clone. I do these outdoorsy things. I am not a normie. But I am a well-adjusted individual. If you want to exclusively meet schizos who do nothing but shitpost on /v/, do erp and delude yourself into thinking that you're talking to a girl.
>>695768440>cousinfucking at an all-time lowsad.
>>695728494If your a healer your fucking gay.
>>695767391She would lose her SSI if we got married, and we don’t have a lot of money
>>695769095that's an unfortunate looking face not even the makeup is helping him
>>695769216It's a Russian posting on Ukraine war threads.
>>695767687My buddy is 31 and just got into his first relationship last year and now they’re engaged. His friend group did a matchmaking thing with their single friends and they just sort of hit it off. It helps to have a physical IRL friend group. You got any friends IRL? Do you have friends at work, like work-tier friends? Start with just regular friends if you’re lacking in that department and work your way up to feeling confident enough to attract someone sexually.
>>695769457whut?
>>695767475Well in my case we both just had Instagram. You can see what people look like just by adding them. That way you can know whether you’re attracted to someone or you just want to keep things platonic. For me though I could just sense attraction. Her voice was just like, I could tell I’d be into her. I had been single for a few years after an awful 6 year relationship so I wasn’t even looking when it happened. I mean I was literally drinking alone in a dark room playing fucking Mario Kart 8 by myself
>>695769086cousin?
>>695768440>Met Online>1980how, on a BBS?
>>695770069chart says "family" and not "met through family" like every other category
>>695766886Normalfags invaded this website
>>695769791I tried that and asked my friends if they knew any women to introduce me to. they said they're not allowed to know any women because their gfs won't let them.
>>695770351not just that, even chads have it bad these days and wash ashore here.many dudes could never relate to women approaching them over and over.
>>695770351The internet quite literally belongs to 35+ users. For a site as old as 4chan, (You) are the tourist here.
>>695761637>another time when i played valorant a toxic e-girl and her toxic e-boy duo bullied me, told me to kys and made fun of my voicegod i wish this happened to me....
>>695770198Or Usenet, but most likely email mailing lists.
>>695769095I've never understood this angle. Whenever I play healer everyone is begging on their hands and knees for heals like it's some kind of twisted dom and sub relationship.
>>695766886the part that gets me is that women are so often the ones showing interest in them, and chasing after them (even if they bungle it with their autism)that's so unreal to mei thought it was just a thing in moviesim so jealous
>>695766886LARPing and normalfag saturationvideo games
>>695771092there's a certain time in a young woman's life when your quiet, self-concious autism seems mysterious instead of gross. she gets over it quickly, but it's gotten many an anon laid in highschool.
>>695770023>Well in my case we both just had Instagram. You can see what people look like just by adding themOh, naruhodo, naruhodo. Yeah that makes a lot of sense. I don't use social media so I never thought about that.You can't just go by voice, I liked how girls sounded but they ended up being 2/10's, like tomoko irl, or straight up obese.
>>695771309>2/10's, like tomoko irl, or straight up obese.one of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong
>>695738947>>695739019I have two stories similar to this>be 7-12 year old me>obsessed with this one girl in school >she is always very friendly with me, blushes whenever we talk and gets all giggly, but we don't really become friends because we're always too nervous around eachother >clueless.jpg>separate after going to different highschools>bump into her a few years later (I'm 14 and she 15 by this point) she's still all giggly and blushing >still clueless >years later mother brings her up in a conversation, says "lol she was absolutely obsessed with you and her mother and I used to laugh all about it, how the two of you were going to get married eventually" >realization hits, in retrospect she was clearly head over heels like I was>get pissed at mother "why didn't you say something" she replies "it was obvious I thought you knew">look her up, she's now one of those damaged goth girl types, had relationships with old friends I lost contact with>get depressed knowing I could've had the ideal childhood sweetheart if I wasn't a clueless kid and actually tried to be her friend instead of a dumb nervous wreck but I can't really blame myself too much for that one, the next is much worse .
>>695769079/threadNormalfags are retarded and deserve all the mockery they can take, but that shouldn't be a reason for you to not be a well-adjusted individual. Being a terminally online schizo/degenerate is just as bad as being a self-deluding normalfag.
>>695771495>be me, 14 yr old>at friend of my mother's wedding >everyone is drunk but me obviously, all want pictures with me because I'm a handsome young lad>the super hot 32 yr old MILF bridesmaid wants a pic>teen me confidently grabs a hold of her waist, my mother laughs about it and the MILF teases me>about half an hour later she wants me to come to her room (the bride/maids are staying at the venue) to share a 6 pack of cider with me>shitting bricks at the prospect, but my mother of all people sends me off with her>go to room, we're both sitting on her bed and she immediately unzips the back of her skirt, shoulders out and bra peeking out. tries hard to get me drinking >I refuse, we sit there for around 15 minutes while she drinks a bottle before she gets annoyed >gets me to zip her skirt back up before we go back down to the party >after the wedding furiously masturbate to my missed opportunity for the next few months, permanently gives me a thing for older women and now I'm a shut in khv despite getting compliments from women the few times I emerge from solitude, even if another woman handed herself on a platter like the MILF did I'd probably still screw everything up
>>69574503799% shot if you took the bait she'd give you the look of terror reserved for invalids trying to escape the prison.
>>695771420You do NOT want the tomoko gf. Pic related is NOT just a meme.I've known girls like this, and they were interested in me, but I just couldn't do it. They smelled horrendous, they looked horrendous, cat litter and cat shit everywhere, can't see the floor from all the garbage and clothing everywhere. They can't communicate with you at all instead they have to text you while you are sitting directly in front of them (multiple girls did this with me).Their hair is oily, and they have basically zero personality since they don't communicate effectively, and have weird mannerisms and other terrible mental issues that you do NOT want to get involved with. And I need to point out again how bad the smell was, like you could not tolerate being near these girls. There is zero upside.I literally turned down multiple girls in college when I was lonely as fuck and desperate for sex because of how disgusted I was by these femcels.
>>695771909We're just too good for you, anon
>>695728006It really is funny how obvious how women can not comprehend or empathize with men on the most fundamental level when they churn out shit like this. Which makes it even worse when male feminists replicate it to get pussy points (nonredeemable for pussy.)
>play league>see person on enemy team that's obviously a girl because of the name>all chat her telling her to add me cuz i'm looking for a gf and wanna talk>she doesn't do itidk cold approaching doesn't work i guess
>>695771909And how exactly did you even meet these ultra introverted tomoko girls?
>>695771092>he doesnt know
>>695773306This was in college (at a school with a 70:30 male female ratio, and all the women were autistic as fuck), there was this app called yikyak which allowed you to talk anonymously with people in your area like your college. I met up with girls on there, but every one was just a trainwreck. I never saw a single attractive girl the entire time I was there.I visited my friend's college though and in a single night saw countless cute girls. Never go to an engineering or tech school if you can help it. Just don't it's not worth it.
>>695764240>parents moved around a lot when I was little so never made any childhood friends>went to a boys only highschool>did a STEM degree in college so there were only 2 girls in the group, both massive normalfags>am now baldingFuck you anon, I never had a chance
>>695773709Don't fucking remind me of this shit.
>>695773620>tech campus is also the dentistry and social sciences campusnever have i seen such a wide spectrum of troglodytes and cute girls all in one space
>>695774071Someone fucking re;life me holy shit.
>>695728006all the timebonus points when she plays with his bf and you and your buddy start doing kitchen jokes until the beta cuck rages at you, teamkills and then gets banned
>>695728006Yes. And I met her and I married her, and she's putting our daughter to sleep right now. Met on an mmo in 2010
>>695771909Does anyone have that video with that crazy Japanese bitch that was cooking rice with cockroaches all over her fucking room? That is what you're signing up with when you chase after Tomoko-tier girls. If you want to chase after nerdy chicks or alt-chicks or non-normalfaggy chicks (which you should if you want to be happy with her in the long term in general), don't go after those types of chicks.>>695772857>It really is funny how obvious how women can not comprehend or empathize with men on the most fundamental level when they churn out shit like this.No shit. That's why tomboys and nerdy chicks are superior choices for a gf/wife: they have some understanding of how men feel due to interacting with them in various hobbies and picking up social cues that men send other dudes and can empathize with them to an extent. It's not perfect, but the average woman doesn't understand men at all and frankly I can't see a woman like that as anything but a cumdumpster at best. There's no need to care about a woman's feelings if she (a person more in-tune with her emotions and those of others around her) can't understand or care to understand mine.
>>695728006yeah, a shitload of em in MMOsunless by "met" you mean "met and eventually started a relationship with," in which case no because my schedule has consistently forced me to play with people from the other side of the country
>>695774071Hah, my Network Technician labs were right across the hall from the Hairdresser studio. All of us engineers dated at least one of them over the two year program because you spent so much time there (10-12 hour labs were common for us and apparently the hairdresser courses are run with equally long days because they can get 2 ~ 3 groups through in a semester that way).
>>695771909Sometimes fantasy is best kept as fantasy for a good goddamn reason
>>695771909You say this like I don't have a fetish for bathing women
>>695750745>nice whore though.Ftfy
>>695728205Probably did it in the heat of the moment, then reality hit her and she was too embarrassed to talk to you after. You’re lucky it wasn’t an actual person you know or she most likely would have tried to say you coerced her into doing it.
how do i make the despair go away
>>695777146To give you an honest answer, try actually putting in some work and try cleaning up shit in your life that is holding you downI'm working on paying off as much debt as possible between now and June to up my credit score to make it easier to buy shit like a good truck and land
>>695777146haha that's just the thing, you don't
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>>695728283>>695740362>even if the girl is uglyThey're less likely to rape you, anon.
>>695777146stop comparing your life to what could have been
>>695734075I've always liked girls that aren't very stereotypical looking, I don't know why. On the off chance that this guy isn't fucking around in the image, he's just like me. I wish there was more representation for dudes going after untraditional women. The closest i've ever felt to really being represented in media I consume is Aoki from Hajime no Ippo.
>>695777783>>695777763retards>>695777729very good, but not perfect>>695777146You deal with it by confronting it, by not running away with distractions but facing it head on. If you must scream, scream. If you must punch, punch. If you must take a break, take it. But whatever you do, do not give up. Anytime you hear a voice in your head to give in, tell it to go fuck themselves; fucking punch yourself like some autistic retards if you must, just keep throwing hands until you die. Fight it or die trying.
>>695778313That is some dogshit advice anon. Scream and punch shit like an autist, wow great.
>>695778313It's something man, Debt fucking sucks ass.
>>695751979why the fuck is she wearing a skirt with the flag of new mexico on it
>>695778417Whatever it fucking takes.
>>695778313this is the most retarded advice ive ever gotten but it somehow made me feel better, so thanks. maybe we're all gonna make it. or at least most of us.
>>695747187>You fucked upNo, he didn't. She possesses a mouth, a throat, lungs, vocal cords, and a cerebrum. All the equipment necessary to produce audible sounds.If she was interested, then she can use her big girl words and say so.Do not pamper or pander to women trying to manipulate you into doing something that they are more than capable of doing themselves. It's a recipe for a toxic, manipulative marriage that will end in some combination of divorce, sexless misery, or infidelity.The flip side is that if anon was interested then he should have said something, and if she says no, then cut her out, move on with life and don't talk to her ever again.
>>695778929>>695778417you are not suppose to take it literally and actually punch yourself... Replace those examples with whatever makes sense you to you
>>695778929>made anon feel better by showing him that there's a bigger retard out therezased
>>695779114Idk I wake up every morning wanting to punch a wall, and go to sleep hoping I'll just die in my sleep and get isekai'd somewhere else.
>>695778242Yes, but Aoki is redpilled, and back then his strategy worked. Men liked uglier women ("girl next door"), because they were more faithful prior to social media, since they have less options. Now ugly/fat girls are more promiscuous than beautiful women, because of social media insecurity and their dms being blown up 24/7 by men looking for a pump&dump.
>>695771495never too late, anon, strong "I can fix her" scenario
>>695734075A man likes what he likes
>>695779387the modern dating marking is grim for men
>>695779380I mean I guess you can take it literally if it actually helps, maybe get one of those punching bags or at least stress balls to let out your frustrations.
>>695779763My hands and knees got totally fucked from the vax. I can barely work out like I used to. I definitely can't punch anything.
>>695779823just because you can't punch doesn't mean you can't keep trying. Get one a stress ball first then.
>>695779705>Not pictured all the other women he's fuckingIt's grim but not for him, he enjoys his slampiggy.
>>695742572>women stripped of their social standing in an anonymous digital environment>rather than blending in, they make their front hole known to all to regain the social upper hand they have in real lifeI don't give a single shit if women play games or not, just shut the fuck up and play
>>695755870Use lens
>>695728006replace the girl with your average /v/ poster begging you to fuck and itd get the point across way better. people think its an "opposite sex" problem but really its just a creepy male problem, society trusts women more and theyre raised to be less pushy so its different
>>695782190>replace the girl with your average /v/ poster begging you to fuckYet to see a recorded instance of whatever your headcanon is, even then that would be hot if women were throwing themselves at you like that.
>>695760271Oh that's pretty boring. Well good luck then
>>695782774ive yet to see a recorded instance of the OP pic. the point of the comic is to demonstrate "see, you would hate it if you had to deal with this 24/7", but it doesnt get the point across because most lonely guys would love for a girl to be pushy with them like that. you need to make it someone they dont want to be with, and have multiple of them constantly pursuing them and being obnoxious, to get the point across.
>>695757147I'm just in awe. You broke every rule>roleplayed on a mincraft server>Chatted alone with a stranger on the internet>Moved to another platform to chat with said stranger>Meet stranger's friends>Tell ageThe only thing missing is the voice chat and offline meetup. Whatever happened to being extremely protective of any and all private information on the internet?
>>695728006I think in 2005 I met a girl on gamefaqs who traded me lots of cool shit in Animal Crossing WW. I never spoke with her again. I think she's even still in my friend list in my save.
>>695759289Debian isn't the lolicon disto. I've surveyed Linux users and the top cunny OS is Arch.
>15 year old me>WoW Raid>Hear voice of a women for the first time over mic>Immediately splurge a barrage of horrible gamer-women jokes like I had them stock-piled and loaded to go.I'm so fucking sorry.
>>695769095i just like supporting
>>695728205I used to do this to french boys in Siege
>>695783057>but it doesnt get the point across because most lonely guys would love for a girl to be pushy with them like that. you need to make it someone they dont want to be with, and have multiple of them constantly pursuing them and being obnoxious, to get the point across.What point? That women complain about nothing? That would still be amazing, you can just ignore the ones you don't like and pick and choose the ones you do. Sounds pretty amazing.
>>695783070Everything else tracks but I thought he said he was a grade under her and not in middle school
>>695783341I kneel
>>695728006Giwtwm
>>695739905I joined a mixed baseball team in my 30's and more than half the team are women, there's even a cute single ginger teacher who plays shortstop.I'm already married, but if i wasn't....I hear mixed netball is also good for the same thing, plus it'll get you out of the house and social and whatnot.
>>695728006what if you are the girl gaming online?
>>695741976That's the brainlet takeThe real take is that they recieve so many compliments that they get bored with them and need bigger, more flattering compliments,compliments from better men, and so onShe probably heard "You are beautiful" 200 times, after the first 50 their mind goes "Beautiful, I know. What else?"
>>695742572Because women disrupt every close space with men innit.It's like having a football match, but one of the players is a women. She will be either targeted as a weak link, or protected because of it2 women in a platoon of 20 men means a cramped as fuck living quarters that is hell for the men, and a vast, empty quarter for 2 girls. You are a tranny retard if you think men and women are equal. And if it follows that they are not equal, logically any space with men interacting is gonna be fucked with a women in the middle
>>695770351I was an autistic retard 15 years ago lurking during highschool, I have since grown into a well adjusted adult.the normalfag is inside of you waiting to come out.
>>695766886>What happened to all the societal reject autists?Getting a job forces most social interaction dude
>>695784052This.
>>695734075I remember reading this.Where's this from again?
>>695784239All my coworkers hate me the more they interact with me. People can sense I’m an empty person that only plays vidya
>>695782190wow you explained the comic's joke from the artist's POV, good job anon! You must be very smart! Thank you!
>>695784239>Getting a job forces most social interaction dudeI've never worked at a job where everyone wasn't like 40+ years old.
It's so tempting to go gay because faggots are obnoxious flirts even back in the 2000s. Just wish they didn't get so political in the past decade.
>>695784474>tfw coworkers avoided eye contact with me after finding out I am empty person that not even vidya bring me joy anymoreYou don't need a psych degree to tell someone has given up on life.
>>695777146By being kind to yourself and being kind to others. It's that simple.
>>695785418lmao no it's fucking not. That's how you get a life of quiet suffering.
>>695728006One of the people in my War Thunder squadron was a single mom who lived out of her car, she was extremely good
>>695783341More details anon, it's an anonymous board
>co-worker randomly tells me i'm so handsome >don't know how to respond because men never get compliments like thatShe's black and probably 15 years younger than me
>>695786016Don't take a chance on your job over her. Just say thanks and don't comment back.
>>695754672>If she's willing to screw you while she's with him she'll do the same thing to you.Monkeybranching to another guy is hardly any better, if she left a guy for you she'll leave you for Chad. And chances are that she was disatisfied in her previous relationship for a while but she just deceived the other guy to still get money, sex, and attention from him while waiting for an alternative guy to come along and make a move on her, which indicates a lack of loyalty.
>>695786129>>695786219crabs in a bucket
>>695787094Not that kind of crabs, heh
>>695764240Maybe that bitch should have woman'd up and made a move then instead of expecting men to be mindreaders.
>>695728006there was this one who was completely the "no fun allowed" police, very bossy and she had her loyal simp with her toono I didn't harass her or anything, and she threaten to report me, she was truly an awful human being
>>695766607I hope you didn't mutilate your sons' genitals.
>>695788202My frenulum is totally gone from when I was circumcised, and I feel literally nothing on the areas that it says should be the most sensitive.
>>695729664Says the redditspacing newnigger.
>>695741067girl gamers that are "secretly a girl" have my respectjust play the game, know your role, we win
>>695788308I'm sorry that happened to you, your parents and the doctors and nurses who mutilated you are evil pieces of shit.
what are the odds of getting to adulthood without even holding hands
I played with a girl on Fortnite for one round. She landed in a different place then the rest of the squad and yelled at us to save herUsed to play Dead or Alive 5 with someone that said they were a girl but I never heard a voice or anything
>>695728006My greatest filter for finding if a woman is a woman online is calling them dude.Real women don't care, unless they are literally children but they aren't worth interacting with anyway.
>>695760271>he’s actually signing the papers Hope you have a good lawyer anon
>>695730626My first gf was online only and we met through RO. She would grind my character for me and get me like elf ears and sunglasses so my character looked good when we sat idle in pontera as was the fashion at the time.
>>695764240Ah nice, an imaginary scenario being pushed as a hard truth.
Playing CoD6 I met 2 yesterday and 3 today. 3 of them sounded like the type that goes to hardware stores for constant supplies. 1 was disabled and had what I think was a support dog because like between every few deaths/match she would be talking to it. 1 was horny sounding going along with lots of innuendos her party was constantly throwing her way.Overwatch is where I found the better ones at but still not ones I'm that interested in.Horror games are a huge market for them but I try to stay away from Phasmophobia and all of it's clones and Lethal Company because to me they are just too simple minded.I'm still looking for girls interested in puzzle games.
>>695790912How low is your matchmaking bracket that you match up with all these women, kek
>>695789007I don't blame my parents, they're just so unaware of everything.
>>695728006This comic protrays the complete disconnection between a woman's mind and a man's mind. Since they have the monopoly of attention, they perceive attention to be detrimental to well being. The thing is that most men are so fucking starved for attention, they would never dislike such an interaction. Tl;dr women (laughing with cup)
are there girl gamers that try to hide their voice using a voice changer to sound more masculine to avoid attention?
>>695791620no anon, your bro is not secretly a girl stop being gay.
>>695728006Yes, they're honestly fucking annoying and keep asking you to vc, even when you're not playing games currently.
>>695728283wholesome
>>695791008Haha I didn't even think about that but I am using gamerpass 2 week free trials to play and I'm on my second account. On Friday I'll be on my 3rd so yea it very well might be placing me in such low ranking lobbies
>>695791437You should blame your parents, if you were a girl and a doctor came to them and said that they were going to cut up their baby daughter's genitals for false and evil reasons, how do you think they would react?
>>695791437You should blame your parents, if you were a girl and a doctor came to them and said that they were going to mutilate their baby daughter's genitals for false and evil reasons, how do you think they would react?
>>695792174Cherish it while it lasts anon, haha
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