Life keeps forcing cruel choices
Are all you really that bad at hacking?
>>724521609STOP QUOTING PAPA
Does she deserve happiness?
Why are people choosing the slutty girl over the pure one?Weren't all of you the ones asking for a pure romance? You finally got one and you switch sides?
>>724521690stats are bugged. I keep getting percentile 100th on everything despite succeeding most missions
does anybody have all the leaks?
>>724521609>Redditpatch
So, if Invisigal turns invisible during sex, can you still see your dick while it's penetrating her, or is it also invisible while it's inside her? Her clothes turn invisible, so is it just anything that's touching her skin goes invisible? In that case would you also go invisible when she does? If you cum in her mouth, can you see the cum go down her invisible throat, or does the cum just become invisible too?
Let’s see that mouth
>>724521690
>>724521814This is clearly an Audrey Belrose situation where she's actually a virgin and just puts on a front of being slutty because she's insecure.
>>724521609>BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPLook at her SEETHE
>has wet dream>immediately starts sexually harassing her coworker
>>724521850cum inside her is invisible, cum on her face is floating
>>724521609Wish i could take both, but i wanna see Waterboy succeed.>>724521690The bar itself isn't working, but the only hacking game i had a shit time with was the assassin one.
>>724521609So realistically as a dispatcher why would some one pick that loser bitch water boy instaed of what is essentially fucking super man with max stats? The depression thing seems like a temp thing but water boy will never out stat the stache
>>724521784>Roofraiser>Souler Flare>Reno>Knight Light>knucklebach>Combat Clam>Glass Master>Bradical>Jeremy>Thundersize>Horsegirl>the Illusioneer>Winter>Durian>Big Chungus>Flamebae>Malevola>Punch Up>Golem>Prism>Invisigal>Coupe>SonarChoose your fighter
Invisibros won so much we're gonna be tired of winning
>>724521920she was going to ride him right there and get them both fired if they were alone in that room.
>>724521978why were there two leaderboards?
>>724521978Combat Clam sounds promising
>>724521905It's not a subversion of expectations though. She's exactly as slutty as she appears.If you wanted a modest girl the game gave one to you. So what is it that you actually want?
wait what the fuck... penguinz0 is Sonar? I'm kinda glad I fired him now
>>724521951i've played enough of these games to know that the joke character becomes an unstoppable giga chad once you level them up enough
>>724521784>big chungus
>>724522023
>finally proving herself and being happy about it>wet dream about robert>movie dateCemented herself as best girl in the span of two eps. At this point I just can't see BB catching up.
>>724521814It's strange when I can tell they're the same people who are Laezel fans in Baldur's Gate 3 that go on about how much they hate Shadowheart
I wanna fucking kill Blonde Bitch>forces me to cut Coupe or Sonar, two of my best agents>doing so NUKES team cohesian before and after the firing>forced to replace them with waterfart or depressionmanI WENT FROM A PERFECT CALL SCORE DOWN to 75% FUCK YOU
>>724522005Funny how she's a closeted bottom
>>724522005I disappointed my inner hipster when I found out I made the same choice as 2/3rds of other players by going cinema with her.Fuck, Mecha Man has great chemistry with both.
>>724522097doesn't matter his water super power is not beating a fucking super man type
>>724522148I certainly hope /v/ doesnt think less of her for being Jewish
>>724522125What a disgusting body
>>724522086I can't unhear him now. Fuck you.
>>724522157blonde bimbo acts like a slut even if she never figured out alien sex and is too corpo to have a human love life. invisigal is a brat that needs correction.
>>724521978What are Big Chungus' abilities
Why does she have such a nice apartment?
Why would you tell that to someone
>>724521784>Does she deserve happiness?I don't know, but faggots that keep shitting up the board with this reddit-ass visual novel horseshit sure don't.
>>724522281Thief
>>724522281Honestly I wish it was a little more "Damn bitch you live like this?"
>>724522294see >>724522023
>>724522005>including The Thumbhttps://files.catbox.moe/dogmi3.mp4also nipple peek. very cultured devs
>>724522281How do you know its hers she could just be breaking into someone's summer home
>>724522294I thought people appreciated honesty in relationships
>>724521609what is this game how does it work? do i buy the thing on steam? it's episodes right? Do i get the whole game by buying the one thing how to i have to put money in every time?
>>724521609So what's the possibility that Mecha Man will have the option to go the way his gramps and daddy did?
>>724522294>>724522332I think it’s better that they keep getting interrupted. Visi is trying to tell herself this is nothing more than lust so she doesn’t have to face the possibility that she caught feelings
>>724521784Yes, even if she did bomb us.
>>724522343>Break into someone’s home>Masturbate in their bed
This is the second game now where I'm determined to help a man with mutton chops find meaning in life
>>724522379>gameIt's an interactive movie.>do I buy the thing on Steam?You buy the game once, you wait for updates. There's a release schedule. Two episodes per week until Nov 12th.
>>724521609>noooooooooo these games don't have enough choices!>noooooooooo these games have choices that are too difficult to make!
>>724522278Rewrite reality
>>724522492Not as ridiculous as you might believe.
How did we go from this…
>>724521850The dude's blood on her in the first episode didn't go invisible when she did, so cum would probably be floating if it's external while anything internal probably disappears.
>>724522384Zero. Robert always lives in the end.
>>724522384I think episode 4 made it clear that half the point of this game is that he's gonna impregnate either blonde bimbo or invisibitch and make mechaman number 4. that whole montage of him looking at people with families and then just petting his dog before going on a date makes that point obvious.
>>724522550…to THIS?
guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue
>>724521951Robert sees the good in people and wants to give Waterboy a chance
I'm sorry Punch Up, she had to go.
>>724522583Plus he’s contemplating the fact that he himself didn’t get a proper childhood
Tumblr doesn't allow people to like blonde characters anymore
>>724522626
>>724522638not even real men live as spartan as this, most dudes that live like this at least have a mattress on the ground, though I suppose he threw his out just so that he didn't kill poisonous gay man in episode 1.
>>724522638>heckin pupperinoI have m*llennial and roastie fatigue
>>724522638>Go to work, go home
>>724522114what's his super power
>>724521951I'm playing by mumen rider rules, It doesn't matter if your weak, only if you care
>>724522751
>>724522638Better?
So are there any actual things happening in this game, some evil to stop, mission to complete etc, or is it just relationship drama?
>>724522626WOMEN IS A TRIP, ROBERT ROBERTSON
>>724522778based
>>724522638let me guess, you need "more"?
>>724522778waterboy is based and personally I would hire him and phenomeman while not firing sonar or coupe.
>>724521814Because liking tomboys is all about virtue signalling
>>724522809Yes, things happen. But wifus will take all the attention
>>724522668>>724522801>Bat monster or only non obnoxious black ladyGoddamn that was a hard call, punch up can't fuck the demon lady?
>>724522148That seems more like rushed development. Maybe because of budget limitations and stretching out their writing/cinematics.
WTF is his problem?
>>724522809Did you miss the first 15 minutes of the first episode or...
>>724522532ok ty anon
Surely Shroud is making an appearance next week, right?
>>724521978>knucklebachlmao
The movie date was cute
Fucking finally the west makes a straight tomboy.And just like that it's better than 99% of manga because it's not 1000000 chapters of will they/won't they.
>>724522809surprise tomboy thumb sucking interlude is gonna derail any game's discussion regardless of quality
>Calling…>Calling…>Still calling…
>>724521978list the other chart I want to know who the top three are and where BB is
>>724523056why was he only sending melon fruit bouquets to her office?
>>724522891It doesn't help that every woman besides Blazer is "sarcastic and sassy badass" which gets old fast when EVERY woman is that same character.
>>724522725its honestly a bit ridiculous how "poor" he lives, like this comes off as self-flagellation. he has BB wrapped around his finger so he could easily requisition a bed and maybe even a table for WFH or whatever
>>724523016How come nobody mentions the soundtrack? I know every focuses on waifushit but the OST is pretty good too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXRFRjuWJs
>>724523016>She spent the whole time Robert was making his way over there summarizing the first movieWhen did it become acceptable for western women to be cute again?
>>724523056Wish I could hire PM and Waterboy at the same time to give them both a good ending.
Okay, but seriouslyInvisigal gave us not only two episodes worth of YEARNING but a full on masturbation Daddy kink scene.What can BB do to win back the Waifu Wars?
Bigger than any boner I got was the heartboner at the end of the episode during the movie date. That final quick side glance Invisigal gives Robert with a hopeful smile kills me.
>>724523092Alien autismJ
>>724522924I closed the youtube video after the double whammy of the critical role jumpscare and main character whining about daddy issues for 5 minutes straight
>>724522912He doesn't actually have eyes they're just plastic balls.
>>724523109Obviously this track is the GOAT because it’s when most people realize they’re in for something special https://youtu.be/RVwh7G7GZsY?si=Urdmj9FX-eaAu0xj
Do women really
>>724521814BB is pure alright, pure fucking slut
>>724523162Her disappearing in this scene is 10/10
>>724523137actually fuck him
>>724523130What happens to phenomaman if you pick waterboy anyways?
>>724523056I unironically timed out on the dialogue to tell him the truth bros…
>>724523162yeah she really Ryand my Goslings when I was trying my best to ignore all her red flags.
>>724523203Invisigal will fuck him first.
>>724523194why are there two leaderboards?
>>724523137
>>724523109episode 1's pacing was way too fast imo but the good soundtrack really helped level it down when it needed to
>>724523191She's a good girl
>>724521850She can't be invisible when she can't breath so she can't do invisible deepthroat
>>724523104I might be reading into something that isn't there. But I think the first episode bluntly establishes that he has a death wish. He outright says he thought he'd die in that suit. He has very limited purpose in life and it revolves burning out in that suit.
>voices you're are waifu
>>724523215I didn't tell him I tried to kiss BB, but I'm saving that for a run where I pick him AND romance BB
>>724523246Global and local office probably
>>724523214Probably goes flying into the sun.
>>724523246left is probably a global thing across all superhero corps, right is SDN
>>724522924>>724522975His mask reminds me of that SWTOR head gear.
>make cute but bitchy tomboy>make her affectionate towards the straight male mc>the entire internet eats it upYou think other game devs will get the message?
>Depression hit him so hard he got kicked out of the not justice league
>>724523190I'm getting Sunglasses Kid/Mitch Murder/The Midnight vibes from the ost. It's a perfect fit.
>>724523318>>724523337Who is number one on global? Coudn't read it?
Hi answer this and maybe I buy>girl has no daddy issues.>girl is a virgin.>girl doesn't swear.>girl isn't religious or political. >girl isn't tattooed or pierced.>girl is under 20 years old.>girl doesn't drink or do drugs.>girl isn't a fuck up on the job.>girl doesn't push traditional gender roles.anything like this in your movie?
I picked Phenomeman because Waterboy has a job and he's honestly fine as is, and like it was said in the game Phenomeman needed a distraction
>>724523109>>724523190What genre of music is this? Synthwave?
>>724523345She's cute, sure, but her biggest selling point is that she's just into you, from the get go.No chasing needed, she just wants you.
>>724523345It genuinely is this easy, huh?
>>724522324i mean we have seen Robert apartment
>>724522160>Fire somebody I don't like the vibes
>>724523345unfortunately I think this slipped between the chink in the puritan armor pendulum, cause christians are gonna ban tomboy sex from games and sjws won't suddenly be sex-positive and heteronormative if they get back into power.
>>724523345No, but also it's not that simple since they have to be well written enough to actually still be likable even when being a bitch and that's beyond the skills of most vidya writers
>>724523393no ones buying this game we just play it on youtube
The most shocking thing is that Critical Role is involved in the development? Are they like one of the most pozzed things in existence and one of the big reasons why D&D is so gay now?
>>724523447Robert's den is insane.I don't think he even has a mattress.
Can I pirate this game and get all the episodes?
>>724523393the love interests of this game fail this criteria,
DUDE SEX LMAO
>>724523510Spent it making sure he didn't accidentally kill Toxic if he dropped him
>>724523396I picked Phen mostly because of his rambling about going into the sun and then kicking earth out of orbit, gotta make sure that doesn't happen, y'know?
>>724523292The game is very much about Robert finding a will to live after having what he thought was going to be his life snatched away from him. I don't know if it was a deathwish, but I think Robert was content with just living and dying as Mechaman while never really living as Robert Robertson III. It's kind of shocking that he even has a pet considering that he probably lived by knowing he could die any day.
>>724523471Speak for yourself buddy
>>724523471
>>724523372That'd be cool if you just told him to get over it and just be not-superman
>>724523536Yes.Sex.The meaning of life btw.The thing all creatures on earth were birthed to do.
>>724521905Except Invisigal actually does have a body count. Audrey was lightning in a bottle because she wasn't written by commiefornia faggots.
BLEACHEDbros won
>>724522725He skeeted on the mattress so he couldn't keep it anyway
>>724523528course, still gotta wait for them to come out like everyone else tho
>>724523393>girl is under 20 years old.She is but the writers want to pretend she's older.
>>724523591Sex isn't the meaning of life.Having a family is.
>>724523456I was really hoping Rob was gonna turn it around and say like he wants this team to stick together but seems like BB is pulling rank on him.To be fair though, Rob did say not everyone is gonna make it and it isn't gonna be drama free, BB is just holding him to that.
>>724523625>Tell invisagal you don't want a baby >She gets flustered and upsetShe might be waifu of the year bros
There better be a Shopping scene where the Love Interests help decorate Robert's depression pen and get him some furniture, or move in with the girls, I'll take either.
>>724521951Way I see it, Waterboy is a good guy that deserves a chance to prove himself Not-Omni Man is just depressed and at the end of the day hes basically Superman and is already loved by the public, Waterboy fits in way more with our team
>>724523475critical role is gay DnD improv. the voice actors who play critical role are talented even if they are double unionized, and former telltale is capable of writing quality if they try and aren't limited to a billion paint by numbers licensed properties.
>>724523602>Coupe with long hairIf she had done this from the get go, I wouldn’t have kicked her out
>>724523582I know they're just baiting buts its funnier to image some disgruntled DEI devs being pissed off by this game's success.
>>724523614He used the mattress to break toxic fags fall. Probably left it in the dumpster and never picked up since he went into coma right after
>>724523614he jacked off in the robot suit too.
>>724522638>there must be more to life
>>724523471 can see why
>Where’s my stapler, Robert?
>>724522860>i am poor Royd >you cant be that poor if you where you wouldnt be meka man>>>>>
>>724523616I guess my question is can I carry my progress over? I've never pirated a multi-episode game before so I'm not sure if I need to wait until all the episodes are out before starting?
>>724523345It's as by the numbers as it gets. When has anyone ever been able to like anyone but the bitchy tomboy?
>>724523747I was expecting Bob to go>Royd, the robot IS why I'm poorsince Episode 1, but for some reason he didn't do it
>>724523741I'm mad I didn't recognize the VA was fucking sloptuber, I even laughed at some of the lines
>>724523709This is 100% DEI. They simply exercised restraint and valued actual mass appeal.
>>724523104>like this comes off as self-flagellationthat's the point, no?
>>724523749Yes. Saves are stored into wherever you installed your OS's appdata folder so it doesn't matter what you do with the actual game's folder.
>>724523846>DEI but sexyWhy is this so hard for the whole industry to learn?
>>724523816If the va work is serviceable, what does it matter if it’s a YouTuber?
>>724523741>upset I cut himhe did COCAINE DURING HIS SHIFTI was even torn because I needed more charisma in the team but, fuck, dude
>>724523749Nah, there's a rune repack available that is getting updated in time with the game and it carries progress over, just gotta install each update in order and at a time.
Why do people want to fix damaged goods so badly?
>>724523709They would only be disgruntled if you had a blonde character who's portrayed positively
>>724522529FUCK! I knew he seemed familiar for some reason, but I just couldn't place it.
>>724523816Same. Now that I know who voices him I can't fucking unhear him. Funny how that shit works.
I wanna thank whichever director keeps insisting on the female gaze being added
Sex fucking SELLSLMAO!!!!
>>724523846Too many hot straight women.-1000 credit points deducted.
>>724523906Prism is the charisma bitch
>>724523673if you pick phenomaman tells you he was literally only in it for blonde blazer. Obviously he still has common sense but the dudes a time bomb
this is dei I'm not giving you a you
>>724523846this is the kinda DEI that can actually succeed, that gamers told people to make before we got all spiteful over them ruining every franchise with dogshit writing.
>>724523846Tomboys are as safe as it gets. People are too afraid to be or like anything else these days.
People all talking about youtuber this, and youtuber that, moist and allanah and jackI bet none of you realized who Water boy was.
>>724523889Because both sides are morons and argue in circles because they both have different definitions for DEI.
>>724523906This was the main thing I cut him for too, I couldn't care less about him getting b8ed by the assassin.No you can't bust a drug ring and then go on the drugs you bust.
>>724524009The main villain of the game?
>>724523906You had him being the charisma guy? He's the brain stat dump dudeI wanted to keep coup but everyone else was too stupid
>>724523956>hot straight women>but the only one that anyone is allowed to like is the one who looks like a butch lesbian
>>724523916Invis deserves love too
>>724523959>Obviously he still has common senseNo he fucking doesn't, lmao
>>724523906Hey he stays aware/active, someone has to when SDN only gives us one cup of coffee a day
>>724524026Who cares about bumping a lineCoop LIED about showing tits to a guy, that's unforgivable.
>>724523912>>724523863Wow that's great. Thanks guys.
>>724523959Which is why Robert tells him he needs to find something else to be passionate about. Plus working with the Z-team is like a crash course in how more grounded people act.
>>724523986tomboys are fucking hot and millenials and gen z were all brainwashed to like goth girls in cartoons.
>hotwestern 'culture'
>>724523941It's so rare for females are openly shown to be attracted and turned on, bring on the gaze
>>724524042>Hey guys, it's me, Waterboy
>>724524009I recognized Joel Haver instantly.
>>724524009No. I did.
>>724524050wtf i love butch lesbians now
>>724522638He's just like me when I was finishing my doctorate, except I never got any pussy.
>>724523986Straight tomboys in modern media can be classified as critically endangered
>gothyou dont use that word rightly inwrongly even
Didn't overwatch like perfect this sex appeal shtick from the start?It was only after their success that the engayening happened in small chunks
>>724523906>getting rid of the Harvard graduateenjoy the meka stocks plummeting
>>724524108Adam Sandler?
>>724524175Overwatch didn't show Tracer having a wet dream wanting to bang the white straight male MC
>>724524175You care about overwatch?
>>724524175This is advanced sex appeal, since these girls are actively THIRSTING for your cock.
https://youtu.be/XdqCY_DBbs0?si=Ww-71X9svTFMUkaGhttps://youtu.be/ILZlFRbdQTw?si=kE01YaHsDVip2Sxnif you are confused about why people like invisigal
>I still have to read about DEI and woke in a game where a straight woman gets fucked on screen with tits and nipples visibleDon't you get tired of this dumb crusade?
>like coupe and sonar>like waterboy and phenomaman Its fucking bullshit that we were forced to pick between coupe and sonar but damn if theyre not already giving us hard choices
>>724524175nigga this game isn't a hero shooter that needs to be kept alive for 10 years
>>724524050You mean Mexican Tracer from overwatch?
>>724524227*robert's cock
>>724522975At some point we'll get why he's after the astral drive.>maybe pulling a syndrome or an inverse syndrome?>>724523741Honestly the other tubers voices are a little less out of place compared to his.>>724523941>3 foot tall man choke-holding ballet assassinPretty interesting coupling to be honest.
>>724524047I find int/cha seem to go hand in hand, so rather than dump into his already useful stat I started to diversify, even gave that fucker a random stat buff, but he had to go
>>724524220>>724524226>>724524227Point is, it's a standard tactic to reel an audience in, only to then start adding sprinkles of woke
>>724521609I cut Sonar because he's probably a lot easier to track down than Coupe if anything goes wrong, but also so that Punch Up can have his black kween
>>724524262If only we could fire the flaming faggot
>>724524257>muttoid womanyes ;)
What do they see in him?
>Invisigal pretends to be some dominatrix that pegs dudes and leads the relationship>Actually just a massive sub that wants Roberto to make her goon How can she be so good
>>724524152Though at the same time it's the only thing that's allowed
That one let's play of 3th and 4th episode that put Invisigal sucking the thumb on the thumbnail is getting 100k views per hour.Think on that.
>>724523194>SeanThat motherfucker is obviously an absolute bad motherfucker.When the hero doesn't give a fuck about being a big shot and just goes by their name they're either powerful enough to not be threatened, completely uncaring for public opinions and just want to be professional, or enough of a stand-up guy that no one would pick a beef with him.
>>724524326I hate how he's my MVP, like after starting that fire he's literally never failed me
perverts
>>724521951fuzzy, omniman seem too boring
>>724522005This is some of the hottest shit I've seen animated in a vidya. It doesn't come off gross or cringe, like TLoU part 2 for example
>>724523950>immediately jump to 6k when Laura moanslol, pay voice actors, especially those with sexy voices.I need Grey DeLisle do to get a role like this too....
Why is he called Punch Up?
I kept Sonar because good fucking lord I wanna keep Malevola around her healing is too good
Is nice to see Thailand doesn't just have ladyboys.Igloo studio is in Thailand.>Thossapornlel
Did you take responsibility for firing one of your friends bros?we need a Robert Robertson edit of this
>>724521609It's nice to have choices that matter but narratively there's no reason I shouldn't be able to take both
>>724524398I feel like somewhere around 60% of calls need either brains or charisma, theres very few generic beatem up onesAs a result, Sonar feels incredibly useful
>>724524403>Only 7% of players got to hear Aaron Paul say areola WEAKLINGS
>>724524435because the dude's tiny so it's funny
>>724522238Robert's? Nah, he's a super hero with the scars to prove it, and Invisigal knows he is Mechaman. It's why she can't stop staring at it. That's called hardened Chad
I think all guys fool around and do some homo stuff as a joke. but how far do you all usually go? For me, I got deep-kissed on a dare.
>>724524351Loud and fronting massive subs are gold.
>>724523906Coupe killed people on the job. I'd have gotten rid of them both and put Waterboy and Phenomeman.
>>724524108>>724524129Oh fuck he's Joel? That makes picking between him and PM way harder.
>>724524452>thongwong>jarukasetpornlol
>>724524346>hot>cool voice>gives it all for his dream>as other anons have said, is basically Peter Parker with Tony Stark's suit gimmick instead of spiders>for Blazer, whose powers come from the red jewel, he's a reflection of her own basic humanity and someone that could see her for how she really is and not the image she presents>for Invisifal, he's someone she's attracted to physically, that ultimately has her back and believes in her being able to change for the better and she feels guilty for the whole bombing thingBut seriously, the deeper voice Aaron gives Robert is "he's literally me fr fr"-tier
>>724524435because hes so short he literally has to punch up to hit peopleand a play on words with punch down
>>724524476A lot of them have split options. You can whack it with combat and vigor or use int and cha skills.
>>724522529>almost leads us to believe it's another Homelander type capeshit character >he is just a weird autistic alien who longs for feeling like he belongsNot what I was expecting but I am willing to see where this goes.
>>724524468>narratively there's no reason I shouldn't be able to take bothSDN operating budget
>>724523284You literally have it backwards. She's invisible WHEN she isn't breathing.
>>724523194>Hellvetikauuh? Do her words turn into real things like a sort of Green Lantern?
>>724524493I genuinely did not see it
>>724524476I got use outta every team member, maybe its a bit titled towards charisma. I feel like I didn't get to use brains that much
>>724524425>Grey DeLisleI don't think I'd be able to survive the nutIf Laura can already make me coom like this with a basic tomboy... I can only imagine what she'll do to me....
>>724522638This right here is when I knew this is going to be one of my favorite vidya characters (besides Verso) this year. He is literally me. Love this nigga.
>>724522738>his only and best friend >talking shit about himFaggot.
>>724522656>>724522778but P-man is a good guy too just a bit autistic, and waterboy is in a way better place than P-man right now who's ready to an hero
>>724524609But they added another person immediately, making no change in budget.
>>724522638He's just like /v/!
just finished episode 4 and realized I have no characters spected into INT
>>724521609I didn't like her in the demo but her introductory scene won me over. Literally just write the same kind of retarded shit anime girls would do and rake in the waifubux.
I fucking hate /v/eddit so much, please, whoever has played or whoever partakes in active discussion of whatever this marvel cartoon slop is, .die
>>724523016>the side eye she gives him at the theater Someone post it, because it is pure chair clattering material
>>724524745kek, retarded
>>724524468I don't think was budget, just those two were literally doing so bad one had to be cut
>>724524726Exactly, they have enough for 8 team membersIf you took on waterboy and phenomeman youd have to cut everyones pay
>>724524768then why are you still here
>>724523372>unfamiliar with therapy or even the concept of talking out problems with peopleWhat kind of childhood did he had? Was it a case of people never giving him anything since he didn't look like he needed it? Why is he even helping people then? As a way to mimic what he thinks is good behaviour?>>724523510You think she is gonna steal one for him?
>>724524745It's why it's hard to let the bat go. Even with his flip ability he's like the only smart person on the team. Everyone else is dumb as fuck.
>>724524496>>724524559That seems very mean spirited to a guy who's still above average height
>winding down after firing coop>Thinking how I'm gonna level up the others to compensate >Suddenly blasted with sex noises >No headphones
>>724524791Nah, I think BB was just being retarded, caught in her post break up mania.
>>724524745Lol. Enjoy your three (3) mobility heroes bro
>>724524768I never obey these posts because I say okay what games should I play and you say some gatcha slop
>the kind of porn in Dispatch universe is where female superheroes get turned into onaholes by gigantic monster villainsFUCK THIS GAY EARTH PUT ME IN THERE NOW I WANT TO WATCH REAL PORN OF BLONDE BLAZER GETTING SPITROASTED BY OGRES
>>724524768
>>724524768No one cares shitskin
Reminder to Level up Flambae's Intelligence and Charm, and let his second ability to the rest of the work.
What does it mean when woman wants to suck your finger?
You did send waterboy on the solo mission to humor the brainteaser, right anon?You did turn him into a waterman, right?
>>724521935>>724522557Why would her clothes turn invisible if fluids on her don't turn invisible? Fundamentality there's no difference, both are just materials touching her skin. If it's a difference in state of matter (fluid vs solid), then wouldn't you be able to see her perspiration?
>>724524897>not sending him to guide the kaijyu
>>724524887It means they want your baby
>>724524821I dont think he caresPlus hes banging Coupe so hes made it
Invisigal has cute nipples
>>724524745
>>724524768valid post
After firing Sonar, there was a mission where Malevola grumbles about how he actually knew all the business guys involved and could have handled it. Then, there were some missions involving a shady org trying to kill Coupe. If you fired her, do you still get dispatch missions where you stop them from hunting her down and killing her?
>I want you>to feel the way I dohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLF5ZbaPfss
It's really this shrimple BBfags = R*dditors Invisichads = 4channelersSeriously that shrimple
>there are men who chose to simp for used goods instead of going on a date with a tsundere tomboy
>>724524823>There was a dick in the first episode. You should have seen a sex flashbang coming
So /v/, what’s is your reaction to the knowledge that there is a legitimate chance we could get this kind of ending for Dispatch?
>>724524784>that lip bite where she realizes somethings finally going right in her life CUTE AND SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
>over 50% of players traded this away for a tomboy with nose ringsFaggots, all of you.
>>724525070I'll actually finish this game so I'm excited to see it.
no catbox with the full invisigal scene?
>>724524897>>724524935Both kaiju and the brain villain He's literally the perfect counter to flambe when he eventually turns evilimagine the reaction when he doesn't and he actually becomes a real hero
>>724525034>he fired sonarfag the missions change to coupe reviving a guild of assassins
>>724525070do not compare this movie slop to my eastern gold.this is me eating a 1$ discount basedburger compared to a 5 course meal bro
>>724525098She's too "modern women vague I like you but I won't tell you" for most men.It's 2025, people don't PLAY with that vague shit anymore.
>>724524493>Male Nudity: Complete full frontal with flopping dick and balls physics and close up shots, full-body ass shots>Female Nudity: The edge of a nipple and an unfocused dream sex scene where most everything is so small in frame you have to get out binoculars to see anything.>The Men: Except for Robert and Chase, every single one is written as an overly-emotional pushover who, at best is just oblivious to the world >The Women: Everyone except Blazer is a sarcastic and sassy badass who always get the last line in a scene. ESPECIALLY if they're angry with another character. Most of them talk like men, but because it's coming from the mouths of women, it sounds ridiculous. This definitely smells like a Critical Role production.
>>724525034No, instead you get a mission where Coupe gets back with her old gang and you now have to send someone to find her location.
>>724525140https://files.catbox.moe/lcsm89.webm
>>724525098wait did she invite you to the gala or did she just keep the dress to go on a personal date?
>>724524813hes not human
>724525165Trying a tad to hard
>>724525098>jew coded woman>mutt coded woman>only two romancesquintessential westoid
>>724525097She's gonna have exactly ONE baby
>>724525058both are used. You can lie to yourself but you know its true.
>>724522005oh my
We've got a new recruit, Dis/v/atch.Given that he has 11 points, what are his stats?
>>724525165this is called a truth bomb
>>724525196kept the dress
>>724525097Anon, that's a guilty lip bite. She knows she doesn't deserve this after bombing mechaman.
>>724523992isn't he an accomplished hero?
>>724525224I was personally offended that I couldn't bail on both these roasties
>>724525098>nerfed hair>nerfed height>nerfed muscles>nerfed TITSShe dupes you with an ideal person BLONDE BLAZER ISNT EVEN BLONDE
>>724525225one plus eleven
>>724525259>Worse than waterboyPrism your going on a mission with him and waterboy because fuck you
>>724525098What was the actual split for players choosing BB/Invisigal? This is literally the single most important choice in the game thus far.
Why does she bite her lip so much?
>>724525194thanks brother
>>724525319>ISN'T EVEN BLONDEhot
Bros this shit was cute as fuck
Did the straight sex romance options save this game for /v/?
>>724525342just finished 10 min ago, it showed 64% invis (the patrician choice)
>>724525365She's secretly a coomer
>>724525259i cant run goodnever been in a fight beforenot charismatic at allcollege dropout0 on all fields
>tfw when Xbox finds you a job
>>724521609I deleted my save when I realized that invisigal was actually Laura Bailey, totally thought she was BB at first.I gotta be nice to Invisibitch now
>>724525406>It's still a video gameNO
The Sonar/Coupe choice is so fucking forced. There's plenty of reason to give any of these characters the boot, but doing so under wish-washy leaderboard shit is the worst way to go about it especially when it seemed like we were finally making a breakthrough.
Blazerfags have gotten one areola peek so far while Invisichads have gotten an entire sex sceneLets see how this plays out
>>724525365women in heat do that
>>724524887She's showing what she wants to do to your dick. It's more effort and more personal than simply sticking your penis in a vagina.Also real question, does Invisibitch have a bush or not?
>tfw she realizes she’s gonna have to push Robert further away due to her overwhelming guilt over planting the bomb
>>724525098>Be her>Decide to go all in on poor boy iron man after he blows up>personally recruit him to work under you>break up with superman to date him>have a wardrobe malfunction in front of him>he stands you up for a movie date with the villainess who said don't ask questions and then repeatedly deliberately fucked up several rescue callsbeing blonde blazer is suffering
>>7245252591 in everything but int of course
>>724525472Welcome to real life anon.
>>724525365shes one of us
>>724524346His body and scars are obviously a turn on for Visi. She fesses up to her wet dream while he's removing glass from his chest shirtless. Throw in someone who give her encouragement and validation on top and there you go. As for BB I think a huge part of it is just being a guy with some emotional intelligence as a contrast with Phenomaman. Most of your interactions with her are about your ability and willingness to read her unspoken social cues. Plus you are a superhero with a fifteen year track record, which has to be a big green character flag for someone who themselves has committed to being a superheroine.
>>724525421Okay but we gotta admit he has been killing it as Robert. An actual honest performance.
>>724522005>expect the whole sequence to be a flashback of her fucking her ex>Rob shows up>it's a damn wet dream of him fucking herOk, they got me good.
>>724525097gallons of Robert's semen in her tummy will make her even happier
>>724525421He was alright in that Westworld show.
>>724525472Wait do anons actually like coupe, the black lady? I've seen a pretty even split on who got cutHow did they do it?
>>724524403i was not gonna tell omniman that i kissed her GF
How does he do it?
>>724525516>hfw Robert pushing himself all the way inside her, making her feel every pulse of hot sperm rushing into her womb, instantly getting her pregnant.
this shit releasing weekly and being able to discuss it with the /v/bros is the best thing to happen all year
>>724525516A bomb?!
>>724525098Invis had more scenes showing personality and showed active interest in Robert. We don't see much from Blazer before the decision besides the fact that she wants to do good and help people. We get more from Blazer on the personality side from the Deluxe Edition comic and the dinner date scene, both of which you wouldn't get access to until after making the decision. It's easy to see why people would so heavily favor one over the other; what's interesting though is that Blazer is the default time-out option though.
Why are women such perverts?...
>>724525516I mean it's possible, but I don't know why Thunderstruck didn't recognize her given that he clearly is working with Shroud. I feel like he'd have mentioned something about her when they were fighting.
>>724525613I told him when I picked BBand didn't when I picked Invisigal
>>724525580i genuinely wish i didnt look up who voiced him. I somehow couldnt realize it was him but now i just hear Jesse.
>>724525489She hasn't sealed the deal yet anon don't get cocky.She keeps dropping the fucking spaghetti
>>724525605Coupe is competent, and her voice actress isn't a youtuber.
Blonde Blazer>missionary onlyInvisigal>dog style>hair pulling>neck chokes>tongue fucking>deep throat>consensual non-consensualBBchuds can have their stale white bread I'm going all in on tortilla
>>724525605>Black>Hot>Professional>Likes our jokes>Hot>Great statsShes a keeper
>>724525575I think BB is also attracted to the fact he is a normal man who tries his best to keep up with people who have God like powers.
>>724525605She was my most sent hero in two different dispatch.She is a bad person, what's with the killing, but that's why she needs fixing.
>>724525472Yeah Blonde Blazer is such a corporate hack I don't know how anyone can like her
>>724525524Everything about her is too good to be true, she probably is not even a real blonde
>>724525670Early BB Jesse or late BB + EC Jesse?
>My name is Robert Robertson>Some people used to call me Mecha Man…
>>724525656honestly its cute and hot when they do it so its fine by me
Am I reddit for laughing my ass off as Waterboy splattering the toilet with his guts while Invisigal was trying to hit on us?
The issue is that BB peaked at the end of the first ep. Eps 2, 3 and 4 all had way more Invisigal content and build up with Robert.
>>724525750/v/ got their Goose counterpart
>>724524745HA.
>>724525723She’s not
>>724525775>YOU RUINED THIS FOR ME
>>724525775yes, you are
>>724525736late BB. I at least remember his voice not being as depressed as Roberts during the early seasons, except when hes yelling.
BB still hasn't made a single move that can't simply be categorized as >she's just being friendlyYes, even the kiss. Yes, even the nip slip.Yes, even the dinner date.
>>724525775Nigga was trying to waffle stomp spaghetti, he's /v/ incarnate
>>724525472I wish you could've had a chat with them before you cut one, like>Why do you want to be a hero?Closest answer to "I want to help people" make the team
>>724525790What about Jason Duval in GTA 6?
>>724525165huh. never thought about that
>>724525259Professional shitposter.8 in charisma, 0 in intelligence, 1 in everything else.
You guys reckon we'll get a season 2? Game seems to be a massive success and I love this setting, its like if Invincible wasn't so grim
>>724525750>So what do you do?>........................................................................................................................................................................................................I drive (a giant robot).
>>724525775theres nothing actually wrong from being reddit from time to time
I just realized...That's itNext week and it's over, this shit is too fucking short.
>>724525951Don't smile because it's over. Cry because it happened.
I’m surprised more people aren’t hanging on this line. She was 100% gonna jump Robert’s bones in that restroom if they weren’t interrupted
>Robert and Invisigal both like Sour Patch Kids (goated candy btw)>sour, sweet, then they're gone >this is literally describing Invisigal (mean, then kind, then disappears to her safety her powers give her)I see what you were doing notTelltale
>>724525951Two more weeks
>>7245259512 more weeks. Unironically, though.
>>724525567Part of the problem is they refill the position almost immediately with the Janitor and autistic-Superman. Like what was the point of kicking them at all.
>>724525750Once I saw the leaks I knew Goose posting was inevitable.
>>724525951>>724525979Cry because it's going to happen again
>>724525951anon theres 2 more weeks not just 1.
>black>ho-shalom
>>724525924yeah, but it'll probably be in a different city
>>724522005I haven't had sex in 15 years...
>>724525951Ackchyually, it'll be two more weeks. Episodes 5/6 on November 6 and Episodes 7/8 on November 12
>>724525951>next week and its overanon, we're only halfway, its 2 more weeks
>>724525924sure but not with the same protagonist, i want stuff to actually matter unlike old telltale
https://youtu.be/zLF5ZbaPfss
>>724525990>waterboy doesn't even question that she is on the mans bathroom he just feels bad for ruining the moment
How did she go from this to wanting to get impregnated?
Why couldn't I fire the jewish golem? Why was i forced to pick two of the people I actually use on missions, wtf?
>>724526039>Anons only 20OH MY GOD
>>724525875Unironically THIS. Blondie kind of treats Robert as his male best friend/gay best friend type vibe.A little over stepping boundaries, but also no concrete evidence that she's really REALLY into you
>>724525663He called her by her villain name, anon, during the donut fight
>>724525787I was ready to go all in on BB when I saw the trailer but then>the kiss choice is right when they are both drunk after their first meetingNo way it could go through>she has a BFthen>his BF is a good person, just odd and a potential world-mine, I need to be there for himAnd Invisigal was an unexpected surprise that I enjoyed.
>>724526079>not understanding she was clearly already attracted to him at this point
>>724525924I'm vaguely aware of the leaks so I assume this shit needs a completely new plot for a season 2.
>>724522160>Umm yeah I'm gonna just cut someone from the Z team!>Why?>So they know it's serious!>Okay but they're like actual criminals trying to reform, you're taking away their job, what do you think will happen?>Ugh Rooooooobert!And lo and behold, what happens?!
>>724526079>help her beat the shit out of Meganigger>get laidIt's that easy.
>>724526079>Invisigal will remember thatNo the fuck she won't lol
>>724526104>inb4 fags get pulled into an HR meeting in part 5
>>724526079She had a soft spot for Bobert since the start. She only got pissed at him because he rightfully dressed her down for fucking up the mission
>>724526079>forgot the doughnutshes been wanting robertcock since she laid eyes on him
>>724524503thread moving so fast no one realizes this anon is a flaming faggot
>>724525929"How do you do, fellow 4Chaners!"
>>724525575I also think BB has genuine admiration for mechaman since he was a true independent superhero not affiliated with a big corporation. She seemed shocked that he basically bankrupted himself to keep the suit running.
>>724526104Ok, but if you pick the Blazer date you can kiss her again
>>724526115They really kneecap Blonde Blazer to kind of steer players towards Invisi. Makes me wonder why they even bothered with having two love interest if they very much want you to go with one over the other.
>Nut inside Invisibitch>She goes invisible and you see your spunk floating in mid-air>Visibly see it inside her cervix
>>724525997Kinda how like the Lt. Dan reference isn't about him losing his legs, but because both their fathers and grandfathers have a long legacy of dying in battle.>>724526106Yeah because they only just rebranded her.
>>724526190Women kiss their best friend/gay best friend all the time. Not even a handjob, or vaginal, or even anal is enough to "seal the deal"
>>724525406>saveI was inclined to like it anyway, but it has been a huge positive surprise. So much sex/romance oriented game stuff is either just mindless porn or clearly LGBT stuff. Having a game in 2025 be about straight adult romance so sucessfully is extremely appealing.
>le sexual harassment in le work place is only good if you're a horny womanYou can't make this shit up.
>>724526140>team begin fucking eachother over to not be in last place>nukes call success rate>afterwards people are angry and just refuse to even go on jobs>youre also a man down for a shiftWe got fucked by corporate bullshit
>>724525524I just don't like the fact that she's rebounding off discount superman so early, makes it feel forced, Invisigal just feels better thematically.
OH NO NO NO BLAZER SISTERS DON'T OPEN THIS
>no threesome option>no the girls bonding and talking while licking Robert's balls
>>724526261Its ok as long as the harasser is attractive
>>724526079its because of this that she likes himi do find weird that sonar pick up that Rob is meka man from this i feel like it should have been anyone but him in this scene
>>724526194>Makes you fire one team member who both perform pretty solidlyFunny enough they could have saved her by having sonar and coupe just fuck up constantly instead of locking in before that
>>724526261if youre a woman and if the male is into it*
>>724526195Imagine
>>724526294>blue capeClearly ai
>>724526261not even the worst part
>>724526217ohhhh
>>724526217The point is he recognized a F lister villain who no one knows, my dude.
>>724526294wait is this how robert's computer is hacked in episode 4 if you fire coupe?
Holy crap, is there ANYONE on this thread that's not paid by AdHoc studios to shill this game?
>>724526294this is fake btw
>>724526365No, clearly it's punch up fucking him over.
>Hi I am John Dispatch and I will be your dispatcher today>Instantly analyses the talents of his roster and identifies what jobs make them shine>Never failed a call in his life>Climbs to the top of SDN ladder in a month>Nobody knows his real name
>>724526264Nah, this was entirely BB's call. Robert can even question her and she can even question her confidence for this decision, meaning it wasn't from someone higher up. It was HER fucking over Robert and Z-Team. Invisabros just can't stop winning.
>>724526382....no...I never wanted you to find out this way anon...
>>724526294>Blonde Blazer wanted Phenomaman to do this to her IRL which is why she only broke up when he won'tanother point on why BB is shit
>won over /v/ How did they do it?
If the game was based and let you cut anyone from the team, who would (you) have cut?Flambae ofc.
>>724526382me, im doing it for freewould accept it as a job though
>>724526382I was playing this game with my gf, and visi's scene made her horny
>>724526382Anon... We delivered your paycheck to the mail a week before the game unlocked on Steam...
>>724526312>If you cut Sonar from the team he now has ammo to go after you as a villain
>>724526261makes me want to minecraft women it's so tiring when it happens I don't care what you look like
>>724526431Golem, easyPunch up and the devil can cover for the defense void
>>724526431flambae's hero lesson ability is fucking busted. I'd probably cut punch up
>>724526294I'm cucking her too.
>>724526431the midget
>>724526431Golemno personality and he keeps fucking bumping into me
>>724526320Yeah that would've been a better route. Flambae literally sets a building on fire and ditches, but since he bafflingly at the top of the leaderboards, he's still in the program. Meanwhile the worst you get from Sonar or Coupe is that one is a Cryptobro and the other may have killed people.
>>724524346He's literally "I need to fix him" for women. Not to mention having batman skills outside his suit and having the legacy of the most popular superhero for decades.
>>724521951i'm trying to fuck his ex so it would be awkward for me having him around
How long are we going to have to deal with comic/adjacent media chasing the “le super heroes but with real life problems like swearing and sex cuz SUBVERSION” trend because I’m already over it.
>>724526182she smashed the doughnut on your keyboard
>>724526505>since he bafflingly at the top of the leaderboardsPunch-Up brings this up, he says its very odd how Flambae seems to have such a high rate of fire extinguishing jobs under his beltHe intentionally starts fires around the city and then puts them out to inflate his score
>>724526529There's nothing to fixhe's just focused, ironically he's the one fixing women.
oh for fucks sake
>>724526195Her phone went invisible with her at the end of ep3, so who the fuck knows how it works>>724526431punch up, he seems to be the least developed as a character
>>724526382>properly capitalizing the namethe ol reverse psychology
>>724526564>cp nigga
>>724526569>“le super heroes but with real life problems like swearing and sex cuz SUBVERSION”Marvel Comics has always been this and any comic that isn't marvel or dc is also this and half of dc is also this now.
We have the “this post violates us law” option for a reason, Gook Moot. Do something with it
>>724526569We need more Superhero Dating sim.I'm still mad this never got a sequel.https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449510/Henchman_Story/
>>724526586>Nihilist with a death wish>daddy issues>scars all over his body from fighting alone for years >bankrupted himself focusing on his mission>loner, pushing away people before he got put on the job>sarcastic wit>extremely fit in order to keep up with superheroes with actual powers He's literally a dream man for most women.
>>724526431I would have cut malevola. I want to see what Sonar can do when he isn't held back by his NA sponsor. I want full coke-mode batgod.
>>724526619>properly capitalizing the nameHey, Einstein, I literally copy and pasted the name of the dev from Google search because I didn't know. Are you professional retard or just a gifted amateur?
>>724522975who?next drop will be my wedding with invisigal
>>724526294Confirmed fake for multiple reasons btw. Ex. Phenomaman admiting he hadn't boned BB in his depressed state. Colors not matching such as the cape and BB's hair not really being blonde. This is basically someone dressing up as a Superhero for gooner profit.Invisabro btw>>724526431Punch Up. Prism and Golem are both better at what he can do, and Mal is a better generalist.
>Invisgal has a single sex dream involving Robert>follows him around the next day glaring at himShe has a weird way of flirting.
>>724526073He probably wanted to listen.
Goddamn nonce this is the fourth time I have to clean my cache.
I've noticed an influx of CP on 4chan recently, all of it trying to derail or nuke threads with one or two words.Why did it spike during October, of all things?
>>724526726She is trying to push him away and he won't budge. He actually gives her a chance.
>>724526418I genuinely believe that at this point especially with how many fake ass threads have been thrown up today alone.
>>724526726She's envisioning him as his husband, and what it'll be like to have him around all the time.
>Invisigal suspiciously doesn't get off clock knowing Robert would see her out of reach, track her down, and talk to her like he did before>she conveniently goes to a movie and talks about how she wanted to eat snacks and shit trying to get him interested >If you pick her, she looks really happy >If you pick Blonde Blazer's date instead, she looks really sad and disappointed Damn. She really did all that because she wanted Robert to choose her and go to the movies with her, huh? Kind makes me feel bad picking Blazer
Decided to buy/play this on a whim cause I loved BTTF and Sam & Max. Glad I did.Now gonna avoid the threads to avoid the datamined spoilers lol
retard herewhat does "SDN" stand for?
>>724526461Yeah. I believe that.
>>724526768You don't know?We all got paid, they're actually taking all of us and our girlfriends on a trip to Disney world next next week when all episodes are released.
>>724526801Suck Deez Nutz
>>724526801Superhero Dispatch Network. You're welcome for the spoonfeeding, use google next time.
>>724526801Superhero Dispatch Network
>>724526801Sick Dunk on Niggers
>>724526801Senior Dementia Nurses
>>724526194I am still gonna go with her next route>>724526431Malevola, she just doesn't stand out, when her mobility should have been greater given the portal power.>>724526780>she looks really sad and disappointed Oh, I want to see that but, then I would have to replay the whole chunk and replay it again.
>>724524314I cut sonar just so i wouldn't have to manage him switching between forms
>>724526801Superhero dispatch network i'd guess.
>>724526194Because 1&2 were really pro BB aside from the Phenomaman reveal right at the end. From a pacing and drama standpoint I expect Visi to go off the rails and Blazer to shine in the next two.
>>724526801Shroud Dick Niggers
>Fought for Robert to be exclusively straightApologize. BITCH
thread deserves it hero antishill
>>724526952He unironically should fuck Waterboy, or flambae.Flambae is a bottom btw, and Robert would be an abuse top.
>>724526952apologize for what? ive never had an issue with aaron paul
>>724526801semen denying neighborhood
>>724526431I don't want to cut anyone
>>724526952That explains the weird sexual tension during Waterboy's intro.
>>724523191Pretty much
>>724526952A-Aaron-sama.... I kneel...
>>724527020I like this one
>>724525684>he thinks BB isn't kinkier than invis>he thinks BB doesn't put on and take off the necklace depending on how she's feeling that day, effectively 2Xing the number of positions
how many waterboys would it take to defeat Phenomeman
>>724523427She likes some push back which is what Robert brings. Blonde Blazer is straight up into you
>even xQc is shilling the gamePack it up, Dispatch already won the mass appeal
>>724527061if she was kinky whyd she date the guy with no cock
>>724527106Blonde Balzer isn't "straight up into you" she's doing that american white women bullshit "i'm making a move, now you take the lead" bullshit
>>724526993i had honestly accepted that flambae was going to be the fag option before release happy and surprised that it didn't actually happen
>>724525165How much faggotry does this game contain?
>>724526952Where did he say that?
>>724526952He should do more VA work.
>>724527151we don't know what he actually has could be tentacles could be some weird appendage or god forbid a cloaca
Will she ever reveal WHY she even dated him in the first place?Because she's vapid and shallow until she tell me why.
>>724525583Westslop has conditioned us to expect cuckshit unfortunately
>>724527265He actually has a Massive cock, like thicc woman thighs thick.
>>724527201
>>724526758The site that hacked us a bit ago is trying to finish the job.. something jack party?It's a raid, it's literally not anything about the gameThere's this weird mindset spergs have about CP>It's not for me! It's so I can shut down a 20 year old message board!
>>724527234See what? The outline of a nipple 30 feet away?
>>724527234Don't shame me, I need my invisagoon. Plus, it's obvious she's best girl.
>>724527319phenomenal dick
>>724527234heh 69
>>724525194lickable tomboy nipples
Designated comfy thread>>724527201
>>724527189they show the cock of a dude that melts his clothesfist bump with a guy while pissing a dude kisses you if you tell him you kissed his ex GF or that same dude hugs you after you shower(he still has his clothes on) thats about it
>>724526726The average female creature
>>724527483lol the west is so gay no wonder jewtubers shill this so hard
>>724522005Fuck, I'm so hard rn
>>724527319Hero worship probably. "Superman" walks up to you at first meeting and says you're beautiful and wants to be in a relationship with you. She probably got caught up in the moment and it was too awkward to back out once she knew what he was like personally.
>>724521609Wow. Prism's voice actress is terrible.
>>724525924Critical Role is supposed to be doing a related animated series for it at some point
>>724527189Too much. I'm not even against male nudity, but I'd like it to be equal for the sake of fairness.
>>724526952sorry about the YO XBOX FIND ME A JOB threads robert
>>724527067You could create a pissnado with a few hundreds of them, phenomeman can fly away from it if he wants to
>>724526952@grok is this true?????
>>724525265yeah, seems specifically slanted. Maybe to avoid "controversy"
>Robert gives a big speech about how this is everyone's second chance>I do a perfect dispatch>Still have to cut someone who was doing their best:(
>>724526447I would very much believe anything besides you makes your girlfriend horny.
>>724528369Her hands on my dick right now, but hey, you be you, type the things that make you happy and shit
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>>724526725Punch up exists to be the ultimate partner to malevola/waterboy. He doesn't lose stats on injury, so sending him with waterboy isn't a bummer like everyone else. Plus afterwards he can go with malevola to give her free stats from her heal.
>>724526336Would your wiener just disappear when you put it inside? Or would it just sort be there floating pressing against invisible forces?I mean, they're not even consistent with it in the games when she can make her clothes invisible, but not the blood she gets on her face.
>>724528429Aw. Poor innocent soul got butthurt on 4Chan. Don't worry, buddy. Somebody will believe your "my girlfriend from Canada" stories.
>>724527265We do know that whatever he has didn't allow for any sort of intimacy outside of kissing and hugging which he considers making love.
>>724527617I'd say it doesn't even have to be hero worship. The most famous hero/celebrity on earth wants to date you. It's like Taylor Swift or prime Brad Pitt randomly, yet genuinely, asking to grab dinner with you. Realistically, who would decline?
>>724525875>>724526104>>724526190>>724526168>Invisigirl not even touching your hand is is more than enough >But kissing BB and her kissing you back/openly reciprocating is notMake it make sense. I know the sex scene was hot as fuck but you retards need to start thinking straight again.The girl literally dumped superman to date (you). Sure their relationship was going nowhere and wasn't going to last long anyways, but she hurried to end things with him precisely because she wants to go after (you).Invisigirl hasn't given us anything near as solid so far.
>>724527382you havent watched the scene, you see way more than an outline
That beginning dispatch on Chapter 4 fucking raped me.
