Where are your friends, /v/? Human beings have friends…
>explains the entire plot of a movie without once realizing robert wasnt listeningShe's retardedly cute
>>724527201You're not a person
>>724527417
>>724527201You're my friend P-man
>>724527417>specifically sets up the movie date without directly asking Robert out>stays on clock and out of reach because she knows Robert will see it and talk to her>tries to get him interested and says she misses getting snacks>if you choose to go with her she is clearly extremely happy you went to the movies with her>if you just choose Blonde Blazer and Robert tells her he'll see her tomorrow, she looks sad and disappointedShe did it all on purpose and wants you to take actively pursue her so bad
Its kinda hilarious how everyone thought he was gonna be Omni-man 2.0 but hes just a massive broken heart autist
>>724527417>Robert has time to leave work, get to whatever cinema she's in (walking, probably, you never see him with a car) and buy 86 dollars worth of candy before she stops talkingWhat a qt autist
i'm playing the long game with BB, making her thirsty over me and then go with invisiblegal just like my cuckqueen fantasies
Am I looking to far into it or does anyone else get the feeling that he's not just autistic and a superman archetype but he's actually like an Eldritch being disguised as a superman archetype
ludo
Because of the Sopranos, I've thought that "Flambe" is really widespread slang for a homo, and I was shocked when I found out that it isn't, and Flambae's name does not, in fact, mean "Homosex-e".
FUCKING FINE!I'LL PLAY YOUR STUPID SHILLED GAME!But I'm not buying it unless the brown tomboy gets another sex scene.
>>724527846No, I'm not feeling it, he's just Omni-Man with tism.
i will not play your shilled slop
>>724527938That's okay.
>>724527879at the pace we're going thats basically guaranteed theres also a confirmed sloppy makeout session coming up
>>724527846>Even Lovecraftian entities become suicidal over poontang
Whoever owned that car is one unlucky son of a bitch
>>724527201i added him to the team because i'm depressed too but started to feel a lot better after i pushed myself to do things, so i thought giving him work to do would helpwaterboy is at worst a dork, he'll be alright
>>724528030>whoeverkek
>>724527201Stop making new Dispatch threads. This is just sad at this point.
Invisigal's nipples
>>724528076he's such a fun punching bag
>>724528118No, it’s Dispatching time
Invisigal's mouth
Invisigal's pussy
>>724528076>Set up as the token bully who won’t get his comeuppance until later >Actually, he’s a jobber and Robert clowns on him every time they meet
Having to choose between Coop and Sonar legitimately made me angry, because Flambae literally confessed to setting fires on purpose just to put them out and inflate his score, and Robert is retarded for not picking up on it. He's the actual drain on the team.
>>724527978>at the pace we're going thats basically guaranteedFuckin' better!Animated kissing is generally weird looking, though. Uncanny valley hits extra hard on it.
>>724528224shaved or nah?
>>724528293triangle trim
>>724527846Eh. They're just playing with the fact that Superman is an alien. Phenomaman didn't have Pa Kent.
The minigames should be skippable, they're fucking dogshit. They're also about half the fucking runtime too, which means these episodes are super fucking short. As it stands the game is getting a much lower rating from me than it could have gotten, thanks to those games and all the youtuber voices. But, even without the annoying bullshit, it's not even close to a peak Telltale game. Anyway does anyone have Blonde Balzer mouthing "What the fuck?" from when you accept the invite to their date? Funniest part of the game for me so far. Perhaps I'll replay that part just to record that if we don't already have a webm of it.
>>724528248but he's making more money for the company, he's a shrewd businessmanhe should be promoted to an executive position
>>724528248Also think about things this way>He totally hears you mention that you were Mecha Man during the argument>When he comes back for revenge, Robert’s identity is totally out there for all the villains to hear
I finished chap 1 and 2 in around 110 minutes, these one I retried a lot....thought it over, got some milk too, ended up taking me around 6 hours.
>>724527417What an ugly tranny design… say, I’m sure there’s one dev in here somewhere, just to let you know you tumblr slop is fucking shit, might be more lucrative were you post an ad
>>724528226I'm hoping that in the next two episodes Robert and him bond. I wouldn't mind a frenemies situation, but the "le bully gets owned!!!" thing will get old quick.
>>724528408Is it even a huge deal? Robert brought a supervillain to his home, it would be elementary to find out where he lives. If they wanted to actually hurt him, they would by now.
>>724527795maybe there is something like super ubers? what surprises me is how much he spends considering he is functionally broke
>>724528317
>>724528506It’s a big deal at this point because he has no suit and it’s still not clear if Bobe has any permanent injuries
>>724528506At this point I'm expecting a scene where its revealed that EVERYONE knows hes mecha man
>>724528359 The "mini" games are the highlight for me, I really like those scripted interaction
>>724528621He didn't have a suit for most of the game, especially while in a coma. I'm saying, for all intents and purposes, Shroud already knows his secret identity, and he chose to not do shit about it.
>>724528408I thought I would kill less people by releasing a scammer than an assassin, Coupe said she had a gig from a third world dictator or some shit. Any manhunt for her would be a lot harder too, considering her occupation
>>724528076I felt bad about this he had every right to get mad at waterboy, seriously what was that retard doing
>>724528743mistakes happen, no need to cake waterboy in food
>>724527617I'd say it isn't even necessarily hero worship. The most famous hero/celebrity on earth wants to date you. It's like Taylor Swift or prime Brad Pitt randomly, yet genuinely, asking to grab dinner with you. Realistically, who would decline?
Have we officially invented the female equivalent of Ryan Gosling?
>>724528743Waterboy is literally cursed with secreting water from his every pore at all times. Cut him some slack
>>724528118They keep hitting bump limit though.
>>724528881women can only experience manufactured loneliness
>>724528881Is Robert retarded or just so literally me that he ignored her obvious pick up lines?
Semi-important question before I start:What do they do to censor?If it's pixilated and bleeps, it might make it funnier.
>>724528964Whoopsie. I forgot something, since pictures get replies and whatnot.
>>724528964It's just a floating tracking black box, incredibly boring, you might as well just look at everything.
>>724528964There are black rectangles censoring out things like dicks, but the dicks are still implied and discussed.
>>724528881but she won hard
>>724528827>who would declineMe I wouldn't want any of the attention that comes with being around a celebrity
>>724528881That was a line my first gf used on me. "I imagine what our children would look like". I've told her it's an odd thing to say, and she said she imagines it with everyone.
>>724529086fag
>>724528717That's very strange to me. I understand they're a product of the low budget, but god it'd be better if we actually got to see them working together instead of just watching their little portraits move around map. The fact that it doesn't really matter how well you do also just adds to how pointless and boring it feels, there are no stakes. Sure, they get to chatter together over the radio, but that feels hollow to me, doesn't feel like real interactions. The chatter is also too constant and sometimes like overlapping. I was just picking random shit the last two episodes while waiting for it to get the the moviegame parts, which are far more interesting.
>>724529149>Fuck yes I'm not last!
>>724528005HERO ARRIVING ON THE SCENE
>No girlfriend>Just go to work, go home.
>>724529029>>724529037Well that's disappointing. Considering the police and law-enforcement concept, the pixilation would have feet better.What about the language? Would I ever get a series of bleeps when someone loses their shit?
>>724529149>>724529218Imagine being lower than Big Chungus
>>724529149I want Jeremy on my team
Invisigal edit when?
>>724529212Yeah the minigames were a weird choice. If they don't influence the plot in any way and is basically impossible to game over on, what's the point? Really adds to the rumours that this was originally pitched at a Netflix show but got rejected so they just repurposed it into a game.
Hi /v/, a reminder that you can always meet and date real women!
>>724527201>>724527736>kind but awkward alien is going to have his life ruined by a w*man
>>724529312Do you need anything else?
>>724529218Sonar and Coupe are also the ones where one of them has to get kicked out. They tied for the lowest score.She's happy she gets to keep her job.
>>724529445Why would I do that?
>>724529445You have no power over me succubus. You can't even force me, years of using the death grip has made it impossible. You will never steal my life energy.
spamming/floodingFuck off and die, shill tranny
I haven't actually used Phenomeman yet, despite hiring him. Is it true that he fails every mission he's sent to? I hope curing his depression is not tied to sending him to shitloads of calls.
What happens if you just fail every dispatch?
18 points.Where do you put them?
>>724527201I was at a LAN party with them last weekend
>>724527417Lol can you imagine marrying, making her a mom and growing old together with her?
>>724529445They are scary and there's no load save option irl
>>724529631Nowhere
>>724529604I'm going to presume that it's nothing, so far the plot of the game has had very little interaction with the gameplay - only the briefest comments on your performance.You can never use Flambae on your missions, and he'll still hold the top spot, but Invisigal will be at the bottom in the story, even if she's your goat. It reminds me of Banner Saga and how in the first two games - despite the whole premise of the game being about getting your caravan to safety - you can starve your entire caravan to death, and it will have no impact on anything.
>>724529445that sounds like a terrible idea
https://youtu.be/DJ--mJ1hA_o
>>724529603He wont be clearing any missions you send him on, that's for sure
>>724529713
Why the fuck was she checking him out?
>>724529890Some women unironically care what size is a man's ass. My gf was obsessed with my ass.
>>724529631All int baby
>>724529890We may never know
>>724527201I don't need them anymore because I've become a magnesium based lifeform. The age of the primitive carbon-man is done.
>>724529890>>724529932A reminder that some of the leaked future dialogue says Visi wants to stick her finger in Robert’s butt during sex
>>724529984Unironically what would fix him?
>>724529445I'm autistic, no I can't.
You need to get over her Harry.
>>724528248>see Flambae has a unique action for the fire>send him to take care of it. After all, he controls the fire and the flame>just goes “lol no” and fails the missionFuck Sunglasses at Night Guy
>>724529932Can confirm this to be true. My ex was incredibly jealous of my "perfect bubble butt," but loved it all the same. Squats and cardio.I didn't know it was getting good until people started commenting on it, and they were all either women or gay men.
>>724530013She hinted at pegging once already. Incredibly gay, but hopefully you can just say "No way fag." and leave it at that.
>>724528171This is how you properly do hot sex scenes in games.Not that clownery that was in BG3 and CP2077.
>>724529212>>724529429Maybe we'll get more in a sequel. It works for me because it's there to add more color and depth to the team. Stuff like their excited lines when you pair friends up together is great IMO. Not to mention all the plot stuff that gets conveyed in them. Extremely economical game design. I don't love the mini-games quite as much as that other anon. But they still work for me and I think they're just deep enough for what they're being asked to do narratively. Like the hacking is honestly better than what most games do with the concept and the management, while too shallow to stand on its own as is, is something that could be developed into a full-fledged game. The "stat area" mechanic is super clever and a great callback to stuff like power ratings on super hero cards.
>>724530045Teaching him that women arent everything and he just needs to find something that makes him happy.
>>724530045You help him hook up with the demon girl.
im fucking pissed. why the fuck does invisikid get a full sex scene with boobies out while i only see half a nipple from bb and a 10sec make out scene?kill yourselves
>>724530105If you send the demon to the fire she can get burned by it too, lol.
>>724530013Women are so fucking gross. Sometimes I just think of fucking men out of sheer principle.
>>724530169Blonde Bimbo wojak when?
>>724530045
>>724529932yeah chicks love asses for some reason, my wife will slap mine and said I had a black womans ass, shes a character.
>>724530136I just think it wouldn't have taken much to have the minigames influence the story. Even changing dialogue or some scenes depending on how you do would be great. As it stands they feel like just excuses to go>Hey, this is a game, not a TV show.
SO GET AWAYANOTHER WAY
>>724530261>I had a black womans assI'd legitimately be not sure how to feel about hearing this.
>>724530169In one of the bonus comics, Coupe gets a panel where she’s naked and fucking Punch Up
>>724530128I think the hottest thing of it is the lack of music. It reminded me of the sex scene in Enemy at the Gates. It's a scene of two incredibly horny people fucking and the audio is just their panting.
>leaks posted >"no sex scenes, it's all been datamined" >episode 4 starts with a pretty graphic sex scene complete with nipplesWhere is this headed? What new surprises are we going to get?
>>724529212I agree, the fact that your results don't matter that much is disappointing and of course the whole thing is shallow in comparison to proper management sims. However I really can't get enough of that radio chatter, I worked as a low tier ground unit in aviation a few years ago and it mirrors my experience so closely it feels uncanny at times, the overlapping only adds to it. The introduction sequence played out almost beat by beat as my first day did, you start of trying to be professional and everyone is so informal you stand out as the insane one, and there is always some senior dude cursing and yelling to keep the line clear. Loved every second of it
I’m getting real fucking tired of clearing my cache
>>724529890Its a mystery, we'll have to assemble a team of /v/'s top scientists to figure it out
>>724530261>yeah chicks love asses for some reasonYou don't like a toned ass on a girl? I'm not even talking nigger tier asses, just a nice shapely ass thanks to squats.
>>724530359Black Einstein is the real villain, you heard it here first
>>724530169Ruined my week. That invisibitch kept getting on my screen and raping me>Hey, I had a wet dream about you>I don't give a fuck cuntI wish that could've happened. At least the kiss scene with brunette at the end had me a beautiful boner
>>724530281BB does have a few lines that change depending on how good you did, but yeah would like to see more too
>>724530045Model trains
>>724530387Does opening the image taint the cache or does just being in this thread while it's not deleted cause problems?
>>724530281Maybe the big payoff is all your dispatches add up for the final battle
>>724530504is that why she rejected me when i tried to tongue kiss her during dinner date?
>>724530169coupe literally got more this week than BB lmao
>>724530440He did say he'd resurrect Robert's dad and kill him again right in front of him if it meant he could use his powers again.
>>724530587>Telltale game>Your choices matteringGood joke, m8.
why is this game being shilled so hard
>>724529212I'm hoping there will be some pay off. They're keep track of stats for specific events and there are clear "storylines" that are materializing in the dispatch missions, like the various demon cult things and Vanderstaenk stuff. Who knows if anything will come of it.
>>724530648Telltale games are a fun ride despite the "your choices don't matter" bumbs you gotta deal with.
>>724530648You need pussy on your dick, bruhget a life.
>Punch Up has a black gf>Robert has a brown gf>Sonar has a red gfwhat does it all mean
>>724530721
>Apparently what happened was Waterboy was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him>But through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck>So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch
>>724529372You would find that sometimes his genius is almost frightening.
>>724530648dei
>>724530593That can happen? Holy shit you’r gay at this game
>>724530739LET’S START AT THE RAINBOW
>>724530169Join the winning side
What ethnicity is Invisigal
>>724530169Just wait. After ep4 I'm willing to bet real cash you'll have a sloppy sex scene with either of your love interest by the end of this slopgame.
>>724530797>>724530593It’s not just about “press this button to bone”You gotta hit all the right choice during conversations to trigger the relationship flags as well
>>724530648I got the game on torrents, just because it was only 3.2 gb at the time. This shit turned out much better that anything I was expecting
>>724530872Laotian
>>724530648Why do you impotently seethe in every thread when /v/ was already doing this 15 years ago with TWD threads when you were inside your daddy's ballsack?
>>724530884Which torrent bro? How do you update as new episodes come out and carry over your save file?
>>724530901Is that you Cotton?
>>724530739Don't forget Flambae and Prism have "Synergy"
>>724530872Jewish
>>724530872Considering she's from the south half of California, either a white/hispanic mix, or a fully hispanic heritage raised in the US.
>>724530607What the fuck, glad I deported her tranny ass then
>>724530307>>724530607well now I'm glad I worked him like a dog after firing sonar.
>>724530975That's a generic candelabra dummy
>>724530937>>724521735rutracker has several
Only 1% of players helped Invisigal? What?
>>724530975>rich person apartment>works at sdnretarded devs
>>724530951Even if that anon didn't understand it:
>>724531148It’s a glitch. Telltale stats always have bugged glitches on launch
>>724531180she snuck in, its not her place
>>724529149how is the z team so bad? coupe and sonar alone should be way higher
>>724531180If you remember, she was a thief back when she was a supervillain
>>724530937Just buy da game horny fuck. Then you can come back from work and play comfortably your favorite dating sim
>>724529890i think something was stucked behind him
>>724531180>implying this isn't her childhood bedroom
I fired Coupe because she was the one who started all this sabotaging bullshit
>>724527201I'm not human.
>crypto bro Harvard graduateWhy does Sonar even want to be a wagie?
>>724531235(You) are carrying them. These are the criminals that are being told to reform, so they're probably not as motivated as some full-time heroes.
>Golem can just change his stats with a single power upgradeThey knew we were gonna bitch about losing top mobility or top int and threw him a bone.
>>724531282fuck off
>>724530045https://youtu.be/ENSAbyGlij0
>>724530607i just knew they were fucking, i couldn't kick her out and cuck my boy
>>724531315He doesnt have a choice, its either this or he goes back to prison
>Hook up with the cunty latina
>>724531305This part is not scripted, the sabotages are random each time
>>724531315It's this or jail
>>724531235Lazy, unmotivated, incapable of teamwork, no work ethic, don't even understand why they're here. Coupe seems like a professional at first, but then she merrily joins in on sabotaging the others, Sonar uses his second chance to push crypto scams and investment fraud. Coupe is also revealed to have hurt or even killed people, which decked her score.
>>724529149>Horsegirl
>>724531250>can steal an apartment bedroom and masturbate in it>works at sdnretarded devs
>>724530975>four candle menorahwow she must be super jewish if she couldn't afford the other three
>>724529149devs really knew how to press every button with her design and personality
Hydroboy for your Invisigirl romance playthrough.Phenomeman for your BB romance playthrough.
>>724531403She still started it by locking Sonar in the basement
>>724529890Because the ass is attractive to both sexes. A man with a nice ass is genuinely attractive.
>>724530872Latinx
>>724531492howd you know me so well
help me healthy white males im getting 50 uncontrollable boners per day because of blazer
>>724531478So is this score like a weekly thing, or is it permanent record? Because if it resets, and Sonar and Coupe have 71, while half the branch is 500+, I now understand why one of them had to be fired.
When did tomboy fags become so obnoxious? A bunch of pickme men patting themselves on the back, look at you you're so special and unique for only liking the tomboy. You did the exact thing that they force you to
>Hey Bobert, you up for dinner later? I can get us both a reservation at Dorsia
>BIG BB REVEAL>NO ONE FUCKIN CARESLEMAOOOOOOOOOOOTOTAL TOMBOY DOMINATION
>>724530527you just know he'd be one of the ones that goes all the fuck in and wears the little striped conductor's had while he narrates the train schedule and stops to each station on his basement-spanning railroad
>>724531559
>>724531492>bringing phenomeman onboard as you're actively cucking himIt's like you want to die. Hydrohomie for the BB run makes more sense. There's like a team dad/mom vibe for the new scrub
>>724531581>BB reveal is that shes actually not tall, strong, big titted, or blondeWhat were they thinking
>>724530648Because there's actually shit to talk about. It's slop, but it's fun slop. I know you're used to threads about games where people just bitch endlessly about their 48% winrate pick being unplayable garbage, but this is how discussion of things people enjoy are on literally every other board on the site.
>>724531478>SchadenfreudeMisfortune hex powers?>HellvetikaDemonic font powers?>Sean>BeanSeems confusing.
>>724531559more the mutt shills in tandem are doubly obnoxious
>>724531592>>724531581Take your own advice. You do this the most.
>>724531630>Looks exactly the same except 2 inches shorter and a brunetteYeah what a downgrade
>>724531375but wasn't he not in prison didn't the comics show demon girl just decided to sign them up
Does he have a bat dick or human dick?
>>724531565I'm not one to badmouth anyone. Your joke was amusing, but come on, man. You had one fatal flaw. Robert is such a dork. Such a boring spineless lightweight.
>>724531553Mea culpa.
>>724531478>Sky Kinghold up, are the devs /ourguys/?
>>724531679this is what westoid women believe they feel like pass off without makeup and accessories btw, top kek these post wall slags are so busted dog
>>724531559Male feminists
>>724531559because they are reddit fujos and lolifags fapping to ep4 nonstop coming to 4chan otherwise reddit modtards will perma ban them
>>724531686They were on the run from the cops. Not Karlach just decided it’s better to get ahead and try for a clean slate instead of running until they get caught
>>724531612>It's like you want to dieYeah, the drama is too good to pass up.
>>724531702Whatever makes you happier
>>724530648Why do we get retards like you in every video game thread going "PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT NEW VIDEO GAMES ON A VIDEO GAME FORUM??? THEY MUST BE PAID SHILLS", you are literally the cancer killing /v/.
>>724531729Yes
>>724530648it's unironically really good. stay seething
>>724530872The one you raise kids with
>>724531715You don’t understand, I’M Mecha Man! We talk on the dispatch all the time
>>724531492Fuck Hydronigga don't throw people's lunches out. He should be scrubbing toilets.
Anyone know how to read the bonus comics outside of the game?
>>724531702Huamn when in his normal form, bat when in his beast form
>>724531702depends on the form he's taking, his humanoid form only has a bat head
>>724531559People aren't allowed to like non tomboy girls in the current year because that's problematic
You're telling me I need to wait 1 whole week for a potential graphic Blonde Blazer sex scene?
>>724531770>willing turns himself in (sorta of) most people fire himMan poor guy
So is the world of Dispatch essentially “Invincible, but not nearly as grim?”
>>724527201wait why do I have to pick and kick one of them? this si bullshit?I chose no one because I need my whole ass team, and teh game chose Sonar anywaythis is the shittiest choice ever made, I don't wanna kick anyoneam I gonna have to reload? Sonar is the only guy with a brain stat...
>>724531943Basically, and I'm all for it
>>724531856not to mention he keeps squirting over the TV and computers, who taught this man to clean?
>>724531581she went from bombshell to girl next door cutie, it's no surprise that she's insecure about herself and being seeing as a blonde superhero all the time.
>>724531856It was an accidentFlamgay deserves it anyways for intentionally starting fires
>>724531854i am skinny weak with deep voice, where are my autistic tomboy and hot fake blondeself insert game
>>724531559I like BB and Invisibitch, I just happen to like Invisibitch more. If we're just going on looks then the demon girl wins for me. I also would rank Coupe very high due to the murder since I like evil bitches. Crying about tomboys comes across as gay honestly, I'd fuck like all the girls in this.
>>724532069robert isnt skinny weak
>>724531925It could have been worse. With Telltale, you could have to wait 4 months between episodes.Of course, the episodes were longer, and had far more cutscenes in them, because there was no zero budget minigame. Then again, the cutscenes looked much worse.
>>724532069>skinny weakgo lift retard, the minimum this dei slop emphasizes even that
>Last episode is titled Synergy>One of the major choices will be if Robert goes back to being Mecha Man or if he stays as dispatcher because he trusts his team to stop ShroudThis is my prediction
>>724532117The difference is people aren't allowed to like anything but tomboys. Just look at all of the other VN shit out there it's the same thing.
>>724527201>Blonde Blazer pushes all my buttons even the transformation revealing the amulet just makes her blonde, I'm actually weaker to dark hair >But she gives off the massive red flag of flirting with Robert before she properly broke up with Phenomaman>Left P-man in total shambles with the break-up>Invisigal does absolutely nothing for meWhy have they done this to me? How could they do this to me. Caught between the bro code and my penis, there is no winning answer. What am I to do?
>>724532162>already halfwaythe ending is going to be so shit this isn't nearly enough time unless the episodes starting getting twice as long
>>724532170get a grip man, the tomboy mafia isn't real
>>724532121>is skinny>gets one tapped by invisicooch in ep2>first one in generation to break the suit
>>724532235Blonde Blazar was attracted to you but you were the one who pushed into kissing her. She went and broke it off cleanly before coming onto you.
>>724532162I forgot the game is already half over. I didn't expect to like the characters as much as I do, hoping for a S2 honestly.
>>724530440>>724530617>Big time actor is the main villainDont they always do that? Like andy serkis in expedition 33. i know theres a twist and all that, but still.
Why did you do it bros?
why i have a feeling they just want to mass produce mechaman suits its gonna be the big twist isnt it
>>724532419Game is doing great sales wiseI'd love a season 2 but I'm not sure if itd be a direct continuation or a new story
>>724532289the gay femoid one is though with fintilions of single mother raise beta boys
>>724532329Some people are still complaining after the french kiss she gives you during the dinner date? fucking incels,
>>724532420It’s already been confirmed that Matt Mercer is playing Shroud
>>724532472Its either this or they plan to make Mecha man their debt slave until he dies
>>724532468telling her discretely doesn't count for some reason. If you say the dress is too small Boberto indicates a nipslip
>>724532235The breakup was going to happen either way, the kiss was just a happy coincidence. Also, Phenomaman acknowledges that he isn't a person, so he technically doesn't have human rights and therefore isn't covered by the bro code
>Inivisigal + GolemSo what's the story with this synergy
>>724532162This shouldve been 12 episodes. The stuff from ep 3 and 4 shouldve been for 5 and 6.Ep 3 and 4 should be about getting to know all your teamates, more than just invisigal
>Adhoc was able to bang out Dispatch less than a year after the initial reveal>Wolf Amogus 2 is still in development hell
>>724528881I don’t even like (not)blonde super bitch but am gonna enjoy the cuckquean route with invisabitch
>tomboy>direct>cuter>hotter>wittier>the type that'd be loyal for life>latina, so amazing in bed and a great future momWhere were you when Invisibros won this hard?
>>724532543emet-selch levels of delusion
>>724530739brown shorthaired tomboy supremacy
>>724530872Something asian. That's why they made a point of talking about how her VA is part Asian.
>>724532631Dispatch has clearly been in development for more than a year. A lot of documents in-game are from 2023, and there's a lot of cues like "Big Chungus" reference and the fact that the kid is smoking a cigarette and not a vape that dates it a little bit.
>>724532474>fucking coupehe won
>>724532595That’s what episode 5 is about
>>724532581you just KNOW
>>724532516>Maskman turns out to be no one we know.Lame.
The story feels very, very fast at only 8 episodes. We're going to get the dip into the act 2 low point, the act 3 climax and a denouement in only 4 episodes. And this week showed that they don't really play with the episode lengths that much.
>>724532474I dont usually buy games day 1 at full price but the pain of pirating the updates just made me buy it straight up and I'm happy to support the devs if it meant having more games like this.
>>724532419Too bad, you're getting an unsatisfying conclusion and any future Dispatch media will be as a Critical Role internet series.
>>724532581>golems work best together yes goy?
Should we hold on to our Invisigal stonks or sell now?
>>724532595The pacing would be hell if it was 12 episodes. There would probably be the same amount, if not less choices if the workload demanded another 4 episodes. There'd be a shit load of filler too given that the plot won't need that much padding.
>>724532696Whenever I get one of those mindfuck dreams about having a gf, she's not based on one specific person but she looks exactly this kind of phenotype
I don't Trust Blonde Blazer.
>>724532885
I need all youtube fags who "played" the game to fuck off to xtter, you're not welcomed here trannies
>Shroud is a little shrimpOH NONONONO
>>724532329Man I'd love to take a hit of that copium but she put the absolute moves on Robert. Caressing his face, looking deeply into his eyes, "we can work with this". Yeah you can make the choice to not kiss her, and if you do she immediately regrets it, but it takes two to tango. She even keeps flirting with him the next day. >>724532543I know she was already planning to break up with him, but this is a matter of honor and decency. There's nothing wrong with realizing the person you're dating isn't the one, but it is wrong to flirt before you break up with them.And I don't care what planet he's from, if the dude is that messed up from a break-up, he's a real human being. and a real hero
The first dispatch in episode four is fucking brutal. I don't see how you can finish it without messing up.
>>724532954>make the villain white
>>724532968She's there for the business of hiring you, she's also attracted to Robert and put out signs but you were the one who picked to be handsy on her.
>>724532668the blonde cope is hilarious. brown tomboy is so far ahead right now it's not even funny.
>>724530872Vietnamese / Thai I think. There's a huge Asian community in Irvine, and they clearly tried to make her look more Eastern throughout her design changes. She looks pretty similar to that one girl from Big Hero 6.
>>724533001i wasted the cooldown coffee before i realized they gave too many calls on purpose
>>724532968>but it is wrong to flirt before you break up with them.I disagree, as long as you keep it to flirting it's fine. I'm certainly biased since I'm a natural flirt and do it unconsciously with tons of people, but I don't think it's a real breach of loyalty if it stays verbal.
Invisimps are getting too cockyYou got a hot scene but it was fakeBBchads got multiple kisses and makeout session
>>724533086I like the hood and cloak one
>toes curlShe’s really down bad for Bobert
>>724533136Good things come to those who wait.
>>724530648What schould we be talking about on a gaming forum? About your fat mother?
>>724532954So what's the twist gonna be? Next week is when they're gonna move to endgame so they need to start planting the seeds already.
>>724533179they will both get sex scenesthe question is, why doesn't karlach get one
>>724533086If the scenes weren't pre-rendered we could've had these as alt outfits
>>724533121same
>>724533086Whats with thai being colored with dark skin? They look no different from chinese.
>>724533032>but you were the one who picked to be handsy on her.What are you even talking about? Whether or not Robert (who does not know if she's in a relationship) kisses her or not, she's still flirting with him like crazy, touches his face, all that jazz. I'm talking about things that happen regardless of player input. Is it an unforgivable sin? Nah, but it's a bit of a red flag.
>>724527417Why can't irl girls be like this with me? I'm flying into the sun, bros.
>>724533136I don't care what how many kisses or sex scenes or whatever BB gets her personality is awful, forcing us to cut someone especially after that speech was beyond retarded
>>724527201Does anyone have the deluxe edition comics uploaded anywhere
Episode 4 ending credit song was a banger.
>>724532835Just pick whomever you like better. They're both good girls.
>>724533263lol you wish flip
>be Visi's Father Figure for a pemtosecond offering her words of affirmation>immediately starts masturbating to you, dreams of you fucking her
>>724531559bbsimps' tears are so delicious lmao
>>724533263too bad this cutie was wasted on such a garbage show
I really liked Robert's pep talk to the team, when you choose "Fear". Maybe it's cliche, but I've liked it.
>>724533263They're very slightly browner, but their neighbors are even browner so as SEAmonkeys they are brown by association
when will the models get ripped
>>724533354Women
>>724531559I'm not even a tomboy fag BB is just insufferable
>>724532835still holding
>>724530284TO FEEL WHAT YOU DIDN'T WANT YOURSELF TO KNOWShe 100% put the bomb on the mech suit and is feeling super bad about it.
>>724533086Gogo Tomago. That girl had a nice ass.
>>724533136And blonde blazer sex scene next week. Life is worth living bros
>>724533435never, the game is pre-rendered except for the dispatching gameplay
>>724529149>horsegirlYou just know.
>>724533354it's never not based idk why authors don't utilize it more
>>724533354Maybe Freud had a point
>>724533489>She 100% put the bomb on the mech suit and is feeling super bad about it.mmmmm i would use this information to guilt her into doing kinky things for me
>>724533489https://youtu.be/KvMY1uzSC1E?si=aK9DuBUUh-XNvJT_
>>724528881>>724528171>>724529149Is Invisigal White, or Asian?
>is mutt with mutt va not a mutt
>>724533519I didn't pick her but I hope you're right
>>724533615She's wife
>>724533562she's an umamusume
>>724533353>flipTalking about thai
What’s their superpower?
>make hot tall blonde woman>shes not tall, or blondeI am going to end it
>>724533324Which one? The invis one or the BB one?
>>724533701>doesn't even have musclethis is the worst offense.
>>724533615She's an asian girl.Which is awesome for me because I'm into that.
>Dispatch is an action game>Literal 1-4 episodes of dating slop, porno scenes, and romance>Absolutely 0 zero progress into Shroud and Robert's fatherKino?
>>724533665ching chong ping pong
>>724533769>Dispatch is an action game????
>>724533615She a mulatta
>>724533665SEAmonkeys are all the same, flat nosed Asian niggers. Chinese are also ugly, but not that as ugly as you.
someone mod her nose ring out
Invisigal never stopped working from the crims. She let Thundercuck slip away twice, only taking him down when she was on the verge of being cut. She's not sad if you choose BB over her, she's annoyed you didn't take the bait and her plan to pry you away from SDN leadership isn't working.
>>724532121Bros got biker/runner build. okurun type
>>724533701>player is forced to canonly like her brunette form better because robert cant shut his mouth>does not give you the choice to give opinion about her appearance why
>>724533802>>724533843White people are disgusting fatties
>Complains about not being able to steal snacks at the movie theatre>Can literally make her clothes invisibleLying bitch
>>724533769>Shroud and Robert's fatherthat comes laterthey hinted his dad didn't make the astral pulse (whether alone or in part) so we're probably going to get the reveal that shroud invented it or something
>>724533897bec if you pick her route your supposed to like her for her actual appearance without the amulet dumb ass. if you tell her you like her blonde your just copying her chopped ex
>>724531672>enters the pancake thread>bitches about pancakes
>>724533919Can't hide snacks if your clothes are see through now, can you.
>>724533897because her arc is supposed to be liking her for how she truly looks, but it blows that western devs just can't commit to a hot blonde staple
>>724533918Often true, but at least they are human, unlike you.
>>724533919food tastes better when someone else cooks or buys it for you
>>724533970>What are pockets
>>724533919She just doesn't want to hide them up her cunt, she wouldn't last a day in prison.
>>724534053see through
>>724534053>women's clothes>pocketsPick one
>>724534065Funny how we never see her inhaler floating around
>>724533615She's Laotian
>>724529445You know the only thing worse than not being able to interact with women? Being able to comfortably and confidently interact with women and still not getting a gf because, regardless of how charismatic or fun you are, you're just that ugly and unfuckable
>>724533970>>724534053Imagine if she hid the popcorn in her pants and you had to reach inside to get some
>>724527694>>if you just choose Blonde Blazer and Robert tells her he'll see her tomorrow, she looks sad and disappointedI wasn't even planning to romance her, but trying that option made me feel guilty. Blazer's route/scene also feels less built up.
>>724533550REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>724531305I booted Coupe because Sonar was my INT guy and happened to have the training bonuses
>>724534147date a blind woman
https://youtu.be/lEENvPmoUYg?si=8XkL2PRDy9lecoWs
>>724533058>69Nice
Goddamn that invisigal scene was way more explicit than I expected.
Notice how robert is glowing with BB and looks narcissistic with invisi
>>724533919Exactly, she did make her phone go invisible at the end of ep3
>>724533615She just gives me Middle Eastern vibes
>>724534195Blind women still have standards. They'll ask their sighted friends to rate you.
>>724534252I wonder what happens if you have the antinude filter on. Can any faggot answer this question ? does the scene just skip?
>>724534147The reverse of attracting women and wanting to Minecraft is worse, feel pity for the women respecters in jail who get fanmail
>tfw the opening of episode 4
>>724534330big black boxes over nipples and buttcheeks
>>724534330it's just massive black bar censors, her whole tiddy is gone
>>724527417She must be a virgin
>>724534381The only virgin in the entire game is phenomaomomoman
>>724534340Legitimately caught me off guard. So needlessly explicit
>>724534426Who did Waterboy fuck?
>>724534447his gf
>>724534447He got assraped by Flambae after the noodles incident. Why do you think they call him Flambae?
>>724533519The best we gonna get with her is that leaked kissing scene on top of the car...that's all
>>724534372so they just go full hentai bluri underestimated them
>>724534437>needlesslyok fag
>>724534437Woman moment
This is your future if you pursue Invisigal, /v/
>>724534497That makeout scene and invisi masturbation werent in the leaks. I trust in telltale devs.
>>724534586were sexo scenes in leaks?
>>724534437please fuck off
>>724534636The leaker told us that the only nudity in the game was Toxic’s cock and balls
>>724534437>Needlessly
>>724527736>but hes just a massive broken heart autistCalled it
>>724533872big if true
>>724534765wtf is this
>>724534586The leakers was clearly a fan of invisigal and chose not to leak that explicit dream scene on purpose...I lost all hope and trust after ep4
So anons, who did you cut and who did you add?CoupeWaterboy
>>724534765START DOING THIS
>>724534736>>724534657>>724534539>>724534512why you mfers so horny
>>724534785sonarwaterboy
>>724534785Coupe (but it was a struggle), Omniman. I literally can not imagine a possible justification for adding Waterboy to the team.
>>724534785CoupePhenomeman
>>724534785SonarWaterboy
>>724534176Blazer feels more "natural" imo. Because they're both good for each other, but Invisigal is just much more well set up and has a lot good scenes already.
>>724534785I cut Coupe because Sonar fills a more specific and necessary niche while Coupe's niche can ber filled by Invisigal and Malevola I added Phenomeman because he needed a win more than Waterboy
>>724534820>justification for adding Waterboy to the teamIf a bunch of evil ass villains get a chance at being heroes, even he deserves one
>>724534817lay off the estrogen xister
What if I don't want either of themIs that an option
>>724534785Sonar Waterboy
>>724534857Over Phenomeman, though? I understand giving him a chance over Flambae or Nicki Minaj, but Phenomeman? No.
Adhoc Spider-Man game when?https://youtu.be/WIkH3V3wUiM?feature=shared
>>724534872Honestly, based on the achievements it seems so. I'm guessing these episode 4 dates are just temporary and you'll have to lock in the romances in later episodes
>>724534862>sex tape leak is just some shitty deepfake on a pair of cosplayers
>>724534817Why isn't the rest of the world?
>>724534862Oh, is this if you cut coupe?
>>724534785Cut Coupe (I'd rather have not cut either but despite her being hot, she's not very remorseful about the bad shit she's done)Add Phenomaman. I like Waterboy, but I'm not sure he's ready for the field yet and speaking from experience, inactivity is the worst thing for someone going through depression. That shit festers if you don't keep your mind busy with things other than thinking.
which one is more based?which one is more likeable?
>>724534862>that middle one of a giant red dude using a woman as a fleshlight jesus
>>724534894Phenomeman is already a renowned hero, he'll bounce back one way or anotherWaterboy never got that chance
>fix the broken girl>or date the already great girl that dont need fixing wow tough choice
>>724534785Coupe Phenomeman(sorry water boy he needed it more)
>>724534820Waterboy's a good lad. Plus he wracks up EXP like a mother fucker so he's probably one of those "starts shit but becomes top tier by the end if you show proper care" guys.
>>724531282Hello AdHoc
>>724534962Let’s be real here, Bigby is a whipping boy for Snow White
>>724534962So far>BasedBigby>LikeableRobert^2
>>724534575>white childalready failed shill kikejeet
>>724534716the "leaker" is full of shit, there is at least gonna be 2 more sex scenes
>>724534820Waterboy levels up a few times off the one dispatch you get to use him. No doubt you'll be able to max out his stats by the end of the game.
>>724530648Yeah we have other more interesting things to discuss about right now like.... uhhhhhhhhhh
>>724534962Bigby existed as a part of broken system for years, failed to uncover the Crooked Man's organization (someone that literally EVERYBODY ELSE knew about) and couldn't recognize Crane's corruption when it was staring him in the face. Until we get control over him, he's a shit cop.Robert has shit shit together and refuses to settle for the low bar.
>>724535019>bb forces you to fire a person for a bullshit reasonrobert has that same relationship with a girl that shares the same VA
>>724534981>he'll bounce back one way or anotherLol no did you not see that man he's broken as shit and I don't think he cares about the fame, BB was his whole world
>>724535095>he's broken as shitits been literally two days
>>724535095I can fix him
>The Z-Teamers start bullying Waterboy/Punished PhenomemanYAMEROOOOOOOOOO
>>724535058>there is at least gonna be 2 more sex sceneswill they be interactive
>>724527201Friends do not exist, there are merely people who haven't found a reason to stab you in the back yet, rest assured they would stab you in the back if it benefitted them
>>724535160>t. friendcel
>>724531403It's the principle of it. Her sabotage had a domino effect.
>>724535160trvke
you retards. they animated toxic's balls and you think this is not foreshadowing animation of robert's cock pounding into bb/invisigal? lel. i'm guessing, after the dance you can bring one of them to your room.
>>724535187>not being lonerpilledNever gonna make it.
>>724527795He sold his car to keep his mech functional for a few more months, don't need a car when you have a mech
What caused her to look at Robert with such lust?
>>724535216you are a retard
I just think hes neatHes a good guy with a big heart, and a goofy hero like him fits well with the Z team over not-SupermanStill hope for the best for Autism man
>>724535232Daddy issues. Robert is probably literally the first man that believed in her.
>>724535232only older male figure in her life that has ever believed in her, giving her validation
>>724535296>older maleshes actually older than him
>>724535232man arms
>>724535232Daddy issues.
>>724535330>tardwrangling an older womanany other games like this?
>>724535232>Around her age but slightly older>Battle scars>Doesn't take shit>Sexy voice>(Potentially) believes in her
>The first woman with a facecam has beaten episode 4Finally
>>724535330So she's abusing her position of power over him?
>>724528743he was right to be mad but covering waterboy in trash was what took it too far
>DEI game targeted to incels>I watch to fuck my DEI waifu that looks like a man>I love troons nowthey are learning
who else masturbated to mandy
>>724535330she called lion king a boomer movie and mentioned the justin timberlake trolls 2. Anything saying she's older than 22 is them just dodging age gap discourse
How do you respond without sounding autistic?
retarded shills, show me a woman in this (((game))) that doesn't have mantits or manface.
So Phenomeman is just 'What if Superman grew up in his escape pod and never landed on Earth until he was an adult'?
>>724535578>I'm sorry.
>>724535568I think about bottom left every time I see Mt. Lady in My Hero Academia
>>724534785>CutCoupe but it was tough. Bat guy was more fun and had better stats for me by that point. She also started the sabotage shit by handcuffing him. Kinda glad I did after seeing the other route of that scene though. Sonar looks genuinely bummed out while Coupe admits she was bullshitting about being happy for Vis>AddWaterboy. He's got heart and is a good guy. Hoping we can help him git gud
>>724535578you too
>>724535612Sorry for what?
>>724535578"And then you woke up"
>>724535647sorry you have such bad taste>captcha: NYAGHA
I just learned Waterboy was voiced by the guy who does these silly rotoscoped animations on YouTube.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SY3y6zNTiLs&t=22s&pp=ygUKSm9lbCBoYXZlcg%3D%3D
>>724535479ramping up the mutt factories for losing wars until their shit ai catches up also kike shilling
>>724535578"Cool."
>>724534817I'm tired of sexuality only being allowed in gay oriented stuff or mindless literal porn. Adult romance should involve sex, especially when it's framed this well.
>>724535691>When you max level Water Boy
>>724535691He’s moving up in the world
>>724535568So, who put those on his pc?Because i honestly doubt it was punch-up or malevola. Doesnt seem quite like their style
>>724535742>allowed in gay oriented stuffso like this game>especially when it's framed this well.try harder shill
>>724535747HUZZAH!!!!
>>724535782Punchup. He and Coupe are a thing.
>>724535782Does it still happen if you cut Sonar? It's gotta be their bestie
>>724535782i heard punch ups voice i heard the bagpipes and i said it's gotta be malevola nothing else makes sense
>>724535824No, in that case Malevola changes your password and puts a file of Sonar earrape on max volume on your pc playing when you boot it up
>hr nightmare is a botched circumsisionOh coolVideogames prey on my phobiast. 27 and can't find the right time or clinic to do it
>>724534932Yes, what happens if you cut Sonar?
>>724535824If you cut Sonar, you get a jumpscare of loud bat screeching in your computer
>>724535878>>724535864
>>724535578>huh... interesting...>>724535824>>724535821i swear to god, i would expect a midget with the strength of ten men and a half demon lady to do something different than using porn pop ups to get back at me.Hell, i innitially thought it was Vis with how she did that weird copymachine stuff
>>724535801You might need to get your balls checked.
>>724535867bro just stretch for a couple months
>>724535932you are the gay retard who likes women that look like men
>>724535931Punch Up is the one who does porn pop ups and it seems to fit his style. Demon Lady puts a bat screamer and password change fuckery
>>724535931If I recall, all the VO during the popups sounds Irish accented.
>>724535965Tearing frenulum doesn't sound like a great idea
>>724534962Bigby kicks ass and is feared and respected like Batman, he is obviously more based. Is probably a chill guy once you get to know him, when off duty.Robert honestly seems like he'd be a buzzkill irl and is only considered "cool" cause the game follows anime rules where all the waifus are utterly infatuated with the totally unexceptional/lame main character. Always looks and acts like he wants to kill himself, would probably end up venting to you about his daddy issues if you tried to become friends with him, just a miserable guy. So yeah Bigby wins
>>724531478Who is 1-4?
>>724536050Robert’s a buzzkill because he doesn’t fuck around when it comes to hero work
>>724536053Dont think its ever visible
>>724533263>They look no different from chinese.nigga the hookers caked with makeup are not what thais look like
So I’m guessing Coupe was tied to the bottom of the leaderboard because she kept killing criminals during dispatches?
>>724534785Coupe (bitch)Pheno (based)
>>724536186probably
>>724531478>devs really knew how to press every button with her design and personalityif you are a retarded incel who likes trannies
c'mon shills shill me your tranny game with your fake bot discussion
>>724536436schizo
>>724536482you can do better pajeet
>>724535742This anon gets it
>>724536586>le woke company is shilling the game on my based image boardretard
>>724536597you are replying to yourself you retard>>724536614you upset pajeet?
Blazer’s areola
>>724536650>>724536586>>724536436>>724536348>Literally seething and begging for attentionLol, here you go >>724536650
>>724536725u mad pajeet people are calling out the tranny game?
>>724534962>which one is more based?Bigby without a doubt.>which one is more likeable?Probably Robert. He's a lot more sociable and sympathizing underneath his sarcasm. Canon Bigby (the one in the original Fables comic) is more of a pragmatic undercover agent and was mainly involved with Fabletown because of Snow. He is a lot more indifferent about other people's opinion about him and nowhere as angsty about fitting in compared to in the game (although his reputation is less of a issue in the comic and most people know better than to try screwing him around).
episode 3 and 4 were really decent, amazing sound design actually but obviously far too short
>>724527201looks like LGBT has won over /v/ again, lmao
>>724536889thanks chatgpt for the summary
>>724536830>Still seething
>>724529932LOL, every girl likes a good ass, thats why you need to wear well-fitting pants if you want to get some pussy
>>724532420>andy serkisLITERALLY who lol
>>724536963Still seething tranny game got called out>>724536969at least try to make the comments sound less fake>>724537015he played gollum lel
>>724537070>Still seething
>>724536924Walking dead definitely wasn't this short right? I honestly would have preferred either more dispatch segments or not having fully animated scenes.
>>724537208definitely not. each walking dead episode was like 1.5 or 2 hours
>>724535232The Mecha-Dick
>>724534437This you?
>>724537783the fuck is that nigga doing
>>724537783>not poo asian mystery mutt or kike in the gamenah
>shills immediately abandon thread the moment it hits bump limitvery natural pajeet
>>724537783>>724534437>>724534512>>724534539https://youtu.be/NomMbllyaDo?t=3105nothing explicit about it you retarded shill
>>724528743He was right to GET MAD for throwing his food out. not to physically assault him.
>>724527201
