The cracks are finally starting to show. You didn't want to list, you laughed and flaunted your pre-orders, but the news is finally out.The fake Dragon Quest fans who came into this series to defend the censorship are going to praise yet another demake from the lazy millennial devs over at Square Enix. These all new "remakes" of Dragon Quest 1 and 2 look completely soulless in every way, removing all sexuality, censoring every instance of religious or sexual imagery, and forcing absurd amounts of woke DEI into the game that even reviewers are being put off buy it.This is an inferior product to Dragon Quest 11 and even the original Dragon Quest 1 and 2. Be sensible. Be smart. Be reasonable. Do NOT buy this cashgrab, do NOT wait for a sale, and do NOT support future Dragon Quest projects as they continue to censor and malign this series more and more. And to all of you naysayers, to all of you going on about how you pre-ordered, we all know you're faking. These games will finally show to Square Enix that we don't want shitty fake 2D censored woke remakes, and we never wanted them in the first place, and all you will do is fail. Like you always do. So sit down.
>>724556567>>724556567>This is an inferior product to Dragon Quest 11Is that even possible? DQ11 is garbageand DQ1 and DQ2 are also just meh so i dont know why you people act otherwise
>>724556567They're just going to cancel the series and keep pushing the Jewish agenda some other game.
>>724556567So what's censored exactly? It can't be more censored than the NES Dragon Warrior I and II, can it?
>>724556567>The cracks are finally starting to show.Every single HD2D game has flopped anon, it was always a dead interest being pushed by companies that didn't want to put actual effort in. The consumer knew from day 1 years ago and never bought these games. >b-but but butNO. HD2D has always sold poorly. It isn't what the consumer wants.
What's the status on thee switch 2 emulator?
>>724556567What compels a person to make such an awful thread? Lack of human interaction?
>>724556567I don't see how you can possibly top the GBC version. Why not just re release that?
>>724556567ITS ME AGAIN!
>>724556630kys fag
>>724556567Jesus Christ, just nuke SE at this point…
>>724556630fpwp
Bump ;)
>>724556567WTF happened?
Dragon Quest III 2D HD FLOPPED IN WEST>US only made it to 100k sellthrough in 2 weeks, and all EMEA is less than thathttps://www.installbaseforum.com/forums/threads/dragon-quest-iii-hd-2d-remake-has-sold-more-than-2-million.3274/page-2
Not one cares about DQ besides VIII and XI.
Ooohh Mackel, the cracks are really starting to show, but you don't care, you never have and you never will...and that's because your too busy going heuehuehue, doing stupid silly crap like that which are the end of the day will get you nowhere.
>>724560805Jokes aside, it's weird to see the OP Michael posting without it's trademark laughing at the end.
>>724560283V is pretty good too
>>724556567>lazy millennial devs over at Square Enixstopped reading there, seething zoomtranny. Gen x is responsible for this faggotry
>>724561010>muh gen x!!Okay millennial.
>>724563850dragon snore slop
where's it being sold for PC? or should I waitchad for a crack?
>>724564346Won't get cracked because of Niggernuvo, but SE will remove it in April since the game will flop hardSo just waitchad
>>724564346Denuvo confirmed, they snuck it onto the Steam pageSystem RequirementsMinimum:Requires a 64-bit processor and operating systemOS: Windows® 11Processor: AMD Ryzen™ 3 2300X / Intel® Core™ i3-8100Memory: 8 GB RAMGraphics: AMD Radeon™ RX 460 / Intel® Arc™ A380 / NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 750 TiStorage: 20 GB available spaceAdditional Notes: 1920 × 1080, Graphics Preset "Lowest", 60FPS. 16GB RAM required when using Intel Arc GPU.Recommended:Requires a 64-bit processor and operating systemOS: Windows® 11Processor: AMD Ryzen™ 3 2300X / Intel® Core™ i3-8100Memory: 8 GB RAMGraphics: AMD Radeon™ RX 470 / Intel® Arc™ A580 / NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX 1060Storage: 20 GB available spaceAdditional Notes: 1920x1080, Graphics Preset "Highest", 60FPS. 16GB RAM required when using Intel Arc GPU.
Ys 1 > FF 1 > DQ 1
Bump
>turd 1 > turd 1 > turd 1damn...
>>724556567It's over...
Yep, remake chads won again. No DEI slop, no danger hairs, just old classics but more expensive. And we like this. Based! Fibby bibby. Let me guess, you need more?
>>724565339>No DEI slopPuff puff got removed
>>724560175westerners don't want repetitive DQslopeasterners eat that up for some reason
>game has been out for a day>literally nobody is playingFLOPPY FLOPPY
>>724564960Based opinion, same holds true for the 2nd games in the series as well
I have no idea why OP decided these new DQ remakes were the hill to plant his weird schizobabble flag on, but people were already saying "this isn't really necessary" before 3 HD even came out. 1 and 2 aren't even actually DQ1 and 2, so it's weird they even thought to market these as remakes.
>>724568187FF 2 > DQ 2 > Ys 2Keith cannot elevate that dogshit temple.
>>7245602831's good, but mostly because it's short. No idea why the fuck they thought extending it was a good idea. 2's early game is great but it falls apart once you're crest hunting. 3 and 4 are fantastic.
I can't wait until Dragon Quest V adds in the lesbian option!
>FF schizo fags are now fucking taking over DQ threadsNot a direction I thought would happen but I guess it in inevitable. What the fuck brought them here?
>>724556567>millenialall the producers at squeenix are Xers
>>724570021>schizo! Schizo!!!DQ demakes are shit
>>724570178This one's stupid, yeah.The SNES and GBC versions of 1-3 are great, though. Same for 4 and 5 DS.
Bumpan>>724570021The shitposting will continue until Shart Peenix's stock improves or they go bankrupt
>>724556567Squeenix should be Kyoani'd
>>724556567>>724572187>>724570145Square Enix didn't even make the game, retards.It was outsourced to Artdink.
>>724572556god your retarded
>>724572556No wonder sound design is shit on those, no sound effect for when chara express surprise or disapointement, clearly Yuji was most likely just consulted for the trilogy
It’s fake you retards
>>724573336Wrong
>The fake Dragon Quest fans who came into this series to defend the censorship are going to praise yet another demake from the lazy millennial devs over at Square Enix. These all new "remakes" of Dragon Quest 1 and 2 look completely soulless in every way, removing all sexuality, censoring every instance of religious or sexual imagery, and forcing absurd amounts of woke DEI into the game that even reviewers are being put off buy it. >>This is an inferior product to Dragon Quest 11 and even the original Dragon Quest 1 and 2. Be sensible. Be smart. Be reasonable. Do NOT buy this cashgrab, do NOT wait for a sale, and do NOT support future Dragon Quest projects as they continue to censor and malign this series more and more.
>>724556567SE really created a schizo
>>724573369Sent the link the you disingenuous little snake person
>>724573567If anything it's schizo not to hate Squeenix
>Already peakedOH NONONONO
Fix the localization if you want sales.
You hateful cunts deserve everything you get.I hope you all go insane.
>>724574905AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>724575093Shart Peenix shills get the rope
>>724556960Type-A and Type-B, outfit designs. >>724566000You would be surprised how many times people think Dragons Quest would sell really well here and it always fails with the exception of Builders.
>>724556960Nothing is censored. There’s even an achievement in DQ1 for fucking a random slut in the 1st town, something that was cut from the NES version of the game.
>>724575526shill
>>724556567this is just sad, DQ was never popular but at least it was respected
>>724574181no, you take it to schizo levels
>>724556567>game has subhuman retard option that makes you invincible in battlekek'd
>>724575606Love DQ, love Toriyama, love Sugiyama, and I make no apologies for it. You’re either a faggot grifter or a seething chinaman angry that your ancestors were raped and gaped by the based grandpas of DQChads.
>>724576000Seethe
>>724576046>I love Shart Peenix sloppaEnd youreself
the price is fucking egregiousI'll wait till it's $20or on game pass lmao
OP should be permabanned for making a dogshit bait thread with a forged image. Anyone buying this should be permabanned for supporting censorship. Anyone pirating or avoiding it because of said censorship should have a golden statue erected in their honor.I'm so tired of the incessant faggy shitposting on this goddamn board.
>>724576612and yet you still post here
>>724576412You could also just pirate it, retard.
>>724576675As if there's a better alternative.>defending the decline of 4chanFor what purpose?
>>724556567there is no type of person I pity more on here than you
>>724576342>I make threads about games from companies I hate and shit my pants when people come into my thread to defend themYou first, retard.
>>724556567Kind of karmic that not even woke critics like it even after SE jumped through so many hoops to censor it..
>>724577010>I make threads about games from companies I hate and shit my pants when people come into my thread to defend themNTA, but what's wrong with that? Don't tell me you defend modern censorship from corporate stooges.
>>724556567They should've been Not Retarded and worked on DQ4 and DQ5 remakes instead.
>>724558113
>>724558113>>724577275Stop defending slop
>>724577317No
DQ3 is my favorite in the series, I think.The freedom to create characters creates a lot of replayability, especially if you have the courage to experiment and make bizarre parties, instead of following the more logical options.
>>724577317Tell ya what, I’ll stop defending “slop” when you stop taking enormous cocks up the ass, deal? No? Yeah, I thought that was too much to ask of you.
>>724577558It is slop. OP is also a lying fuck. You and him both deserve each other, two gigantic faggots screeching at each other for all time.
>>724560175https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxyL3Ymbwn4
>>724576342You talk like fag and your shit's all retarded.
>>724558113You must be new. /v/ hates everything just to farm (You)s
>>724578308This deserves hate though, and OP notwithstanding most the shit hated on here is hated for good reasons like being gay or filled with anticonsumer dogshit.
Shart Peenix might be one of the worst attempts at some sort of meme/shitposting I’ve seen in a long time.
>>724577853Based Eve schizo saving yet another dogshit thread
>>724579146NTA, but I thought it was cute. I love the deliberately juvenile shitposts with adorable little neologisms like “peenix”.
