Season finale TOMORROWhttps://youtu.be/EI2S4LITn8E?si=NCPcb-0qvR_1vSP7
who cares
OH LAWD SHE COMIN
>>725567975>Season finale TOMORROW
>>725568052Given the amount of dispatch threads every day I’d say quite a few people
>Dispatch fans fighting over which red flag is superior
>>725568362it's BB
Visicoin Status?
I don’t think Visi has any redeeming qualities. Everyone who likes her either does so because they assume she’s nothing like how she acts (which makes no sense) or they’ll fix her (which means they don’t like her as is).
>>725568408Rising since Episode 1 with no stop in sight
>>725567975Yes we already had 5 fucking threads about it give it a fucking rest
>>725568465It's all a vibe, bro, the archetype of the anime chungus
>>725568601>had 5 fucking threadsthere have been way more than that anondon't see what the problem is anyway, have you seen the rest of the board?
Buy an ad
best thread on the board
>Robert steps out of the shower, buck naked>He feel a finger slipping into your ass wiggling around searching for your prostate>a hand firmly grip his penis as it start stroking it quickly.
>>725568362The best color to have on a Ferrari is redbtw its IG
>>725568408grok horny as fuck
>>725568465She's spunky and adorable while genuinely trying to turn things around once someone believes she can. Her looking so proud and happy to just go up a single rank from bottom tier on the scoreboard was cute
Will they drop the retarded webms and give actual models in season 2 so i can remove my wife's piercings unless what anon told me is true and she removes it herself going forward
>>725568408Its funny because BB had that nip slip
>Visi Good Ending>BB Good Ending Saving Visi>Romance BB and dump her for Visi to mindbreak her into my archnemesis.Yup 3 saves will be enough.
>>725568408We're going to the moon tomorrow.
>>725568720He does kinda have a point tho We should move to /vg/ after the finale hype is over
>>725568930>it's webm'swhat the fuck is even the point of the whole game engine?
>>725569241>We should move to /vg/ after the finale hype is overThere'll be nothing to sustain a /vg/ general. The game is barely 8 hours long. How much discussion can there be had, once it's all over?
>>725569319>he thinks /vg/ generals are discussing the gameslollmao
>>725569241You sound like Shroud. Guys, I think this guy is Shroud.
>invis op got cuckedCourtneybros...
What happens if youve been completely lovey dovey with Courtney but don't forgive her?
>>725569567I'll find out tomorrow.
>>725569545>Jannies are Blazer GlazersBlondie ain’t beating the allegations
She won
both episodes are released tomorrow?
>>725569670Yep.
>tfw have band practice right after work tomorrow that runs until late so I won't get to play until Thursday
>>725569545Stand back, real heroes are coming through.
>>725569670In 20 hours and 34 minutes, to be exact.
WE MUST BE BETTER DISPATCHERS
>>725569875Mandy doesn't really look like that.
>>725569948>Not better Mecha MenYou've had one job
>>725569651Why this retard smokes if she knows her powers are lung dependant
>>725569875Delicious. Robert gets to impregnate that
>>725570000CheckedBut I doubt Roberto will go back to being Mega ManI think after all the shitstorm ends he'll hang the suit.
>season ends tomorrowI don't want to say goodbye
>>725569951Oh no hahaAnyways
>>725569948>Visi still won't peg me and insists it's another leglocking missionary nightHow an I suppsoed to be better?
>>725569948>hey weak dispatcher boy i let all variations of superman run a train on me through the years boy am I beat time to settle down methinks teehee/v/ will make good fathers.
>>725570008Passive suicide
>>725570106What Blonde Blazer did in the past is her business. I'm with Mandy now.
>>725570069>Visi becomes the new Shroud and one of the most feared supervillains in LA>her arch nemesis isn't even one of the heroes, it's a fucking wagie dispatcher over at SDN
>>725570094>Visi still won't peg me and insists it's another leglocking missionary nightCanon
>>725570194I clapped and shidded and came in my pants
>>725570194>not actually blondeD R O P P E D
>>725570087We had a good run. 1 month of mostly decent threads is better than most games get.
>>725570087What a journey it has been
>>725570194Sorry, Mandy, my attraction to you was entirely based on you being a 6'2 aryan ubermensch. I'm going to a movie with Visi now, I think the trailers are still running.
>>725570232This is the best romance scene in a game
>I have fuckin' cuck powers. I can turn invisible and skulk in the shadows. My powers let me steal shit and watch you and Blazer fuck. Being a cuck is my fate.
>>725568408>release ze rejection and amplify ze suffering
>>725570087Don't despair, anon. We'll meet again, when the stars are right and the second season comes. The release date is out there, if you just listen to the wind.
>>725570369kek. would be a brutal mogging if you could do this.
Not a gameNot /v/Literally just a cartoon with interspersed minigames
>>725570000Checked>>725570069I hope it's a choice at the end whether you'll stay as Mecha Man or move onto a mentor role at SDN
>>725570369>If i knew you weren't Aryan i would have chosen the other brown girlKek
>>725570087>I will miss them.Wasn't expecting Flambe, Visi or Golem to grown on me so much.
>>725570479we love our capeshit cartoons
>>725570479sadly, you're right. I think if you only got 30 bucks, you're better off buying silksong than this, but I am not poor so I don't care too much. still I'm midly miffed by lack of basic shit like skip cutscene, fast forward or actual in-game performance mattering.
>>725570479By that logic every story focused game with cutscenes is just a cartoon/movie with minigames in between
>>725570479alana would have a crazy meltdown if her character gets banged by the pesky incels chuds she hates so much lmao
>>725570624>story focused gameNo such thing, as you said those are movies with minigamesGAMES have gameplay
>>725570279>1 month of mostly decent threadsI only bought the game and started posting in these threads today
>>725570741Great. Now go to the jannies complain to ban any games with cutscenes from /v/ or a story with your reasoning
>>725570624That's true though. Most FPS games now are just movies.
>>725570087>>725570594Rip ChaseGolem the goatFlambae I hate him but I also love himI'm gonna miss this cast
>>725570479>xitter screencapGo back wannabe janny
>>725570787Oof, sorry for your loss. These have been some of my favorite threads in a long time.
>>725567975Why is every line of dialogue in this fucking game unfunny snarky sarcastic autismo
>>725570624this isn't a story focused game. it's literally just $30 for a season of some fucking tv show.
>>725570787if it makes you feel any better, 1 of the 3 weeks this has been going on was like 80% cuckposting because of episode 6.
I will be here, up until the last threads. I had fun dispatching with you all
>>725570741>>725570929there is gameplay in this game thoughbeitwhat you posted were the cutscenes
>>725570929it unironically has a higher gameplay-to-cutscene ratio than Metal Gear Solid 4
Not a game.Buy an ad
>>725570980ya and the devs made it as inconvenient to actually just play the fucking game as possible. I wouldn't even be as mad if I could just gauntlet the dispatches from tutorial to ep6 without having to do save scumming or rewatch a bunch of gay shit I don't care about.
>>725571019
>>725571019Is MGS4 really that bad? I've only played Rising, and thought it had a lot of cutscenes, especially towards the beginning.
Sorry Chase, I WILL marry Invisigal, and you WILL be the godfather of our first son, Robert Robertson the fourth
>>725571019nigga.......what? it's been ages since I played MSG4 and I'm pretty sure, even on that dogshit escort / tail mission was more interactive than this.
>>725571103It's unironically a movie game
>>725571103You played the only good metal gear game then
>>725567975IM A BITCH MY NAME'S ANON SUCH A BITCH WHOSE NAME IS ANON
>>725571103MGS4 has sections where you get a 5-minute cutscene, you walk about 50 feet, and then you get another 5-minute cutscene. the ending cutscene is as long as a feature-length movie.
cant wait to lock in with vizi and commit a new record of HR violations
When everythin is all overRemember Keep up
>>725571103it's it's not great.
Total Visi forgiveness
>>725571250Wish we could see this nigga in his prime.
>>725569823Just tell them "creative differences" and leave. The band's not gonna make it anyway.
Total Visi suffering
Only forgive Courtney after the sixth child.
>>725571335EP7 starts with a flashback where we do for a moment
>>725569823How late are we talking? Because I won't be back until 10 PM tomorrow at the earliest and I'm still going to play that shit
I don't have a good feeling courtneybros...
>>725570479It's more a game than any sony's aaa
>>725571264What are those scribbles?
>>725571103it has a 90 minute cut scene to end the game, and over 8 hours of cutscenes total
>>725571484there there, it's okay
>>72557126410 children, maybe more
>>725571484good. I hope Invisibitch gets totally mindbroken and has to be put down like a feral animal.
>>725571264But forgive her for what
>>725570741outer wild bros... were we playing a movie all along...?
>Watch the bts cast interviews>Prism’s va has a white boyfriend
>>725570479
Stats out for 5 and 6https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/1988344284622311560
>>725571707why does it keep happening black bros?
>>725571707She simped on stream for waterboy too and ships him with Prism
>>725571782Courtney stocks going to the moon
We live in a society where 6.5/10 Courtneys are completely invisible to 7/10 Roberts while they get pumped and dumped by 4/10 Mandys.
>>725571782Feels good to be an invisichad
>>725571782
>>725571782>3% of players are legit autistic and told her they wanted BB
She's 5'3"
>>725571782doesn't it fault to Invisigal if you try to deny both
Blazerbros....
>>725571707>Prism's VA also likes the Prism x Water Boy ship Yup it truly is coming togetherBy the way fun fact>Invisigal dreams of getting railed by Robert>Water Boy dreams of being able to hold toilet paper and pet cats
>>725571848
>>725571782BB BROS ITS OVER
>>725571929That may be the most funny one.Like why would you do that... that's worse than friendzone.
>>725571782>27% of players sent Prism to the stupid RP callI'm surprised it's that fucking low. it seemed from the call description cha was the move.
>>725571264She needs to suffer in order for her to learn her lesson. If you forgive her you're coddling her
>>725571961Does Waterboy even need toilet paper? Isn't he his own bidet?
>>725571782It's like being a Jackchad all over again.Years down the line wanna be contrarians will pretend they were on board all along
I trust in my BBcoins since day one and tomorrow is payday baby
>>7255719583% of BB chads friendzoned her3 times as many Invisifags friendzoned Visi
>>725572131Are you talking about ME?
>>725572130He just wants to be dry
>>725572173No, other people
>>725571896Stop femcelposting Courtney, youre on the fucking clock
>>725572157>Dump it
>>725571782So basically the same as the choice from episode 4. The additional 3% are people that rejected Blazer's second date and the game just defaults to Invisigal during the dance scene
>>725572131nahwhat happened here was the game sold alright, then episodes 3+4 came out, Visi's wet dream scene went viral, and then the game sold gangbusters with a bunch of dudes who needed a long neglected fix of cute brown tomboy.
>>725571782can you actually consent to this data mining? I thought I checked the box that said not to send shit to them. also glad to see I was one of the 4% that told invisiwhore off (let's be friends)
>>725572085I sent Golem. I wanted my boy to have fun.
>>725570087Don't be sad that it's over. Be happy that it happened. This is the game I had been waiting for months and I didn't even know it.
so when are these fags fixing the lack of skip or do I need to start tweaking with cheatengine to do it for them?it's literally just fucking videos.
>>725570008same reason hot emo chicks cut themselves
>>725568408This bitch is gonna kill Beef?
>>725572157release the chase scene
>>725572520Why are you playing a visual novel when you don’t like the visual or the novel parts?
>Couldn't just leave Phenoman out on the street>Can't hook Waterboy up with some chocolate as a resultThe single hardest choice in the game, perhaps all of fiction.
Is Robert a psychopath?
>>725572596Probably because he likes the bit that isn't visual novel
>>725572596You do know VN have had skip functions since the oldest known VNs right,the fucking japs figured this shit over 30 years ago why can't the west do the same when they've had decades to learn
>>725571903I'm suprised, didn't expect it to be almost half the playerbase
I put my life savings into water stocks. Will I be rich tomorrow
>>725572670You are
>>725572670I'm controlling his decisions, so yes.
>>725570735Can i get a TLDR on this bitch? I've never heard of her prior to this game, and i have no idea why everyone hates her.
>I'm going to kill Shroud!
>>725572686Suffah tourist
Maximum tragic kino route for both BB and Visi?
>>725572670I don't care who you are or who started it, someone who immediately and without blinking jumps to gouging out eyes with their hands in a fight is not well-adjusted.
Shroud is Mecha Man dad isn't he?
>>725572596because the dispatch gameplay is fun. idk about 30 dollars fun, but it's still fun in some kind of weird old timey boomer flash player game way.
>>725572715I bet most cuck out.
Courtney should KILL HERSELF.
>>725572819The correct option
>>725572659It's a very easy choice.>Waterboy can be mentored into a hero at any time, and probably shouldn't be placed into a team of assholes while there's still assholes>Phenomaman needs help right now, and would introduce much needed competence to Z-team
>>725572929Damn Robert that's harsh
>>725572085I just kinda went with who I had available at the time. Sent Visi since she had high mobility for the rogue role. Plus the meta joke factor
>>725572878Dinner with mandy and kiss her, say you prefer mandy then dont lean out of visi's kiss next episode
>>725572670no, the writers are just fucking hacks and they just half assed some shit for the few percentages of players they assumed would click the choices you did. the whole Phoenix shit motivational speech scene was equally as fucking stupid and retarded too.
>>725572929>Calm down Chase you're drunk
>>725572526Lack of dick correction?>>725570939>like 80% cuckposting because of episode 6Why?
>>725572878Villain Visi and undermine BB's self confidence in being Mandy ever again
>they think vizi stocks will crash tomorrowlol, lmao even
>>725572929>t. Mandy
>>725571707WaterBOY SUMMER!
>>725572886Those goombahs in the first episode really had no clue how easy Robert went on them
>>725572130The better question would be - does he even shit? Or is it all just water?
>>725572929I think Chase has had enough, don't pour anymore
>>725572659Waterboy is young, P-man needs a bro right now.I restarted the game after that part because i couldn't be the one fucking his gf behind his back, i dislike BB because of that desu
Place your bets on who dies in the finale
>>725571707>people watch ancillary game garbage and streamer shitWHY?!
>>725572886It was a cybernetic so its totally fine...
Did Rob train martial arts?
>>725573149Why not? The writting is decently enjoyable despite my gripes with itWhat do you watch?
>>725573121Robert, in the mech
>>725573215probably notthe way he handles himself in episode 5, he just seems like a street fighter to me
>>725572819BASED
>>725573329I will be really disappointed if there isn't an ending where Robert dies in the suit.
>>725573346Did you skip episode 1?
Ying and Yang
I think robert should listen to visi's playlist and then realize that she is his true soulmate since she worked really hard on it and she likes him a lot
>>725572757she was a piss poor gaming journalist for ign that got propped up because gamers are retarded and sent all sorts of threats to her, giving her victim status and rep on the industry
>>725573476That'd be more of an ending in season 2.>Invisibitch and Robert die together, yandere bad end>or alternatively, Robert dies and Invisigirl/Mandy raises the next generation
>>725573545Visi, just tell him you like him.
Jesus fucking christ, who gives a shit about garbage for women.Also did everyone fucking forget that Telltale suffered a slow, agonizing death for a reason?
>>725568080>cuck vision>>725568362sanest anon in these threads>>725569250to run the dispatch and hacking segments?
>>725573545yuphey can I get those heals then?
>>725573545Visi, stop fucking around and rez me
>devs said doing a Hades game would be rad
>>725573636>>725573640
>>725573636>>725573640>4 seconds apartgolem hivemindbased
>>725573636>>725573640Fucking kek, based, and golembropilled
>>725571264She needs to suffer so she can improve herself, it's the only way.
>>725573640>>725573636Unsolicited opinions on Israel????mind
>>725573640>Visi asking Golem for 8 hours what she should wear on her date while bro just want play games.
>>725573680Hades is a trash setting and they've written themselves into a corner with 2. Their next game will probably involve other pantheons now that they've completely looted the Greek pantheon.
>>725573680anything but rogueshit
>>725568408Mooning
>>725573680I would play AdHoc Hades
>>725573680Maybe if they made Scylla an option
>>725573765>they're gonna go full BETTER MEN
>>725573818>Big Wobewt Cock
>>725573765Hades had 3 kids in the lore, so I'd expect a third game centered around them, but yea, 2's writing was a major disappointment
>>725573680>roguelite visual novelCan't wait to replay chapter 1 15 times to get enough upgrade currency to unlock the Dusa romance route
>>725573889>a religion based off of doing what is right even if entropy wins in the end?>toxic masculinity, we must be better men
>>725573943>>725573790It would just be this exact Telltale style game but in the world of Hades
With Dispatchers interlinked
>>725573761>Golem do you Robert would like reds or whites?>COURTNEY STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR DATE AND FOCUS THIS IS A RANKED MATCH WE NEED TO CLUTCH THIS
>>725573640>>725573636>Golem expands to fill each empty slots, increasing his stats by 25% per slots up to 200% when beneficial.
>>725573990>Game set in a boring shitty setting they'll have to pay for the rights to useI hope they actually learned something from Telltale and won't repeat the exact same mistakes again
>>725572929SHUT UP CHASE YOU DEMENTED NIGGER
>>725573636>>725573640Robert hasnt texted me back golem im throwing the fucking match
>>725573636>>725573640Chat is this real?
>>725574084Visi, you can't say that word. You're a hero now.
>>725570929>>725570479When /v/ is posting shit like this you know the game is good
>it was all a dream
>>725569948this. what Courtney did before meeting me is none of my businesswhich I cant say about Bottle Blonde because she was dating Pman when we met>>725571929honest, they were honest. not their fault that blonde cheater catfished them
>>725574269
Dispatch plays TF2.Who picks what class?
They are mentioning a second season but it has to be really disconnected from this story. Current game ends in like 5 paths depending on love interest shit, and then whether you lock Shroud up or go full London on him (tho leaks imply Visi will kill him anyways). So Phenomaman bachelor arc?
>I'm putting together a team...
>>725574093Yep. And it's the most busted skill in the game. Golem can single-handedly carry 4 people missions if you allocate his stats properly.
>>725574084Nigger, play the game. Chase is a bro.
Visibros, we're gonna make it.
>>725574478Pman can do the same and complete 3 missions while golem is resting.He’s just a whole different level from the rest of them.
Chase is 100% right about Visi and you'd be dumb not to listen to him.
>>725574390>Golem picks Heavy>Invisigal picks scout>Sonar picks Spy>Malevola picks Soldier>Punchup picks Demoman>Robert picks Engineer>Flambae picks Pyro>Water Boy picks MedicThe other characters I don't think would play TF2
>>725574710But he also saved her.
QUICKOne thing you want to see in season 2 and one thing you don't.GOwant>dispatching an A-teamdo not want>dispatching relegated to Z-tier activity to pad the gameI mean it kind of is like that now, but it should be made better and tie into the story more somehow.
>>725574470Love me Pom Pom, simple as
>>725574770>WantNo season 2>Don't wantSeason 2
>>725574770I want the Disturbances you get to be animated, and there is a scene for every hero on the roster.
>>725574812but why?
>>725574770>dispatching relegated to Z-tier activity to pad the gameYou WILL do what the subscribers PAY you to do
>Entire ending of Episode 6 and Chase having to use his powers and fucking himself up could have been completely avoided if Invisitard just stayed invisible the entire timeThis bitch is so retarded
they should skip season 2 and do season 8 instead
>>725574683I wishGolem can unironically just max out every stat with 4 slots if you make him an all-rounder
>>725574770>One thing you want to see in season 2Canon evil Visi and her fucking Robert up really bad when they encounter each other at the beginning
>>725574910
>>725574894I feel even if she did Shroud's mask probably has thermal vision or something that makes him see invisible things
>>725574770>wantthe headset and dispatching system integrated into the mecha, bob on the field AND managing the teamdispatch results impact story instead of only choices
>>725574871Because I want a well told story that has an ending and respects my decisions, the few it allowed me to do. I'm fucking tired of everything successful churning out sequels, prequels, spin-offs, tie-ins, cinematic universe, extended universe, reboot, remake, remaster until it turns into unrecognizable slop
>>725574770Mandy is put in charge of downtown. Chase and Phenomaman are on the team. Visi is your contact to the underworld.Pretty much the only way to continue Mechaman’s story. Also gets rid of z team influencers.
So BBfags are just a vocal minority? With all the waifu shitflinging I assumed it was a 50/50 split.
>>725574390>Heavy-Golem>Demoman-Punch Up>Scout-Invisigal>Engineer-Robert>Spy-Sonar/Prism>Soldier-Phenomeman>Pyro-Flambae>Sniper-Coupe>Medic-Malevola
>>725574760Cause he is a hero no matter what
>>725573730>t.
>>725574753Invisibitch would play spy, because she's a two-faced, backstabbing whore
>>725575141It is probably vocal minority, but it could be a more even split on /v/ rather than the overall playerbase.
>>725575045Shroud definitely has a way of seeing her but she could have been in and out without getting hounded by a bunch of the shit-tier goons in there too
Uh so how i dispatch i dont get it its too complex
>>725570402>10 second kiss>dressed up for spaghetti in plastic container>private dinner in workplace courtyardThis is something only a married couple would do, not a first date.
>>725575293The fuck do you mean, a child could figure it out
>>725575141>He can't tell that 90% of BB posts come from a single anon by his posting styleNGMI
>>725575293specialize each person according to their starting primary stats and whoever their synergy partner is, it's pretty easy if you do that.
>>725575340For me it’s the second kiss right as they are about to part. They were so eager for that moment.
I feel like the lot of you guys just want a woman that feel constantly indebted to you and would have a breakdown at any sort of rejection.
>>725575141There are maybe 5 BBfags in these threads on a good day, and I can now distinguish them just by their writing habits.
>>725574894>>725575282she has to hold her breath to use her power though
>>725575497
>>725575497I want a woman that dreams about me and thinks I'm special, not some stacy to whom I'm just one of her billion possible rebound guys.
>>725574770>wantbecome a villain/anti-hero with Invisigal away from wagie corp>do not wantforced writing
I hate when VNs try to be vidya, can I cheat past the gameplay somehow and just watch my capeshit?
>>725574954There's literally an achievement for maxing out the grid on a mission and Golem is how I got it. Maybe you could do it with prism's skill but that would still require 2 people while Golem can just do it on his own.
>>725575497I just want a woman that genuinely interested in me and shows that interest through words and actions
>>725575648This guy gets it.
>>725575112Oh shut the fuck up you faggot
>>725575497Yeah
>>725574894It was established that she becomes invisible when she holds her breath. Shroud gassing up the place made that impossible.
>>725575497I want this >>725575648 actually
>>725575681as of episode 6 the dispatch sections have 0 impact on the rest of the game so you can just afk for a few minutes
i need a superhero gf
>>725575715>I want more product to consoom, I don't care about quality
Can't remember the last time this board had waifu wars over such a small game.
>>725575497I feel like women constantly are framing a guy wanting a woman who genuinely loves them in this way, and it's really fucked up that they think that way about us.
>>725575678Stocking is so hot fuuuuuuuck
>>725575791I can't remember the last time a game had good enough waifus in it to warrant it
Blonde Blazer? More like Basic Bitch
>>725575791Well the waifus are great. Need me a brash tomboy with that gap moe
Invisibitch? More like InvisiDITCHING HER ROUTE ASAP LMFAO
>>725575785You are one jaded faggot. Just give up then and watch paint dry loser, normal people want good things to get more content
>>725575939#notmymechaman
>>725571782Investing in Visicoins again.
>>725576028"Invisiditch" is a good one, because that's what she does half the time.
>>725575791>>725575871Vidya needs more multiple choice romanceThis is the truth>>725575993Based
>>725575497Invisigirl as a character reflects a fundamental societal failing. She is immature, dysfunctional, not socially or economically accomplished, physically weak, and isn't particularly attractive, so treating her with basic decency gets her wet. This appeals to low-value men who don't believe they have anything to offer. It's the same group that likes "romance" anime where the love interests are basically kids (or literally kids).It's a direct byproduct of shy and withdrawn young men with no social skills spending their sexually formative years repressing and running from directly dealing with what are supposed to be healthy urges, failing to be sufficiently educated to understand them early on enough in life to deal with them properly (usually by well-meaning, but smothering and/or neglectful family). Thus becoming so developmentally stunted and shut down from human interaction (both in general, as well as particularly with women who aren't family members) that as an adult they often spend most of their time shirking violently away from most forms of healthy, outgoing, and productive socialization out of both paralyzing fear as well as repressed social anxiety and trauma from an early age.For young men who have had healthy and productive upbringings and romantic encounters, this isn't a thing that normally takes root in their brains. This yearning to uncomplicate and simplify romantic and/or sexual entanglements down to an adorable house pet that allows them to facilitate both their protective paternal instincts (which clearly stems from either feeling a lack of such paternal care, or possibly too much of it in smothering amounts) as well as enact their every sexual desire (which are inarguably by the very nature of the fantasy rooted in a need to feel dominance over something that depends upon them) without anything even vaguely approaching a personhood that might get in the way. As it probably has in many of their own real life encounters with women.
invisibreeding my invisiwife!
>>725576028Cope harder Blazerfag
>>725576102Cute blog. Didn’t read it though.
>>725576031Normal people want to get more good content, it's retards like you that just want more content regardless of quality
>>725576102>isn't particularly attractive
>>725576028More like InvisiSNITCH.Because she’s working for Shroud.
>>725576102tl;dr faggot
I love Blonde Blazer and Invis! They are truly my best friends, I even consider them sisters to me!
i wish this was a tv show i'd feel more compelled to watch it
>>725576296it's the opposite actuallyif it was a tv show I wouldn't give a fuck and would never watch it even more so after my normalfag friends would inevitably reccomend it to me because it's popular
>>725576296I’m tired of seeing this take.>bruh, just take this choose your own adventure and remove the choose your own part, then I’ll play it bruh
I want a brown tsundere tomboy that really cares about be it's not that deep bro
>>725576284>Invisigal will remember that>Blonde Blazer will remember that
>>725576102nigger it's a game. half the people here wouldn't date that kind of person irl, esp not a brown person.
>>725574770SDN is almost guaranteed to screw Robert over eventually, so I hope things develop in that direction.Maybe dispatching a group of vigilantes or some other kind of underworld scenario.
>>725576164And why would i assume the next season would automatically be low quality jaded faggot?
>>725576561>esp not a brown personit depends
>>725575648This is how you fall prey to a BPDemon that drains your balls, but also drains your life force until you realize she is simply not worth it and she has no future due to how mentally ill she is
>>725576464>Secret Ending.
>>725576184Every other woman on the team is taller and has bigger ass and tits.
>>725576756Invis is still hot tho. Id be lucky to see a woman irl thats at least half at hot as she is
>>725576102
>>725576102But she has nice tits tho
>>725576756>every other woman on the team is less attractive
>>725576756Only one that comes close to Visi is Malevola but even then she's too tall
>>725576850BB romance feels like a hallmark movie.
>tomboys are just bros you can fuck!How is that not gay?
>>72557675610/10 bait
>>725576946ah you faggot finally showed upI was surprised I hadn't seen a single>muh tomboys are gay ur gay loleyou should kill yourself and then some
>>725576946Cause its a girlBut when she's just a bro it's boring, fighting with them is fun too
>>725577029I mean he is not exactly wrong
>>725576850Text is unreadable in bottom left. Maybe make it a bit bigger.
>>725574212no. it really isn't. if you have nothing going for you in life and are just this desperate, buy it, but it isn't a good game or even a good story.
>>725576941No wonder it's so comfy. I love Hallmark kinos.
>>725577221Making it unreadable was the point.
I didn't like how the one i did last night came out so heres one i did at work
are the stats bugged or what?
>>725577316Jolyne Kujo face
>>725577238Would you mind recommending a game then oh jaded /v/tard with impeccable taste?
>>725576941shit you're right it does
>>725576946If that's gay then I don't want to be straight
>>725577238I can accept not being a good "game" but not having a good story?Nigga you just wants to hate for the sake of it
>>725577316Now draw her giving birth to robert robertson 4
>>725577365Are you playing a pirated copy?
>>725576941>>725577260I wish my faggot incel piece of shit gay loser life was as good as a fucking hallmark movie i hate myself
>>725577365Nope, those statistics are accurate. people REALLY don't like Invisigal now the leaks have spread.
>>725577365must be lol >>725571782
>>725576946Even Tomboys look and act 100% like girls, when they take their clothes, off bro.
>>725576561Morw Brown tomboys for me then
also, Prism is my anchor... my beloved....>>725577465no. I'm playing on Gahnu + Leenucks if that matters.
>bbfags seething Love to see it
>>725577207I don't like black women.The demon girl is too tall.
okay but where are the gay options
>>725577365My stats are the same, and I have a legit copy.
Do not take the bait.
>>725577624Removed because Aaron Paul refused to voice them.
PSA,>>725577572this guy is the same one seething about people buying the game.He alternates between shit stirring and general seething.
>>725577624When the script for Flambae romance was presented to Aaron Paul, he called the writer a "bitch" and then shot him.
We can all agree that, while she is best girl, Vis is still the least attractive woman in the game, right?
>>725577684>>725577693:(
>>725577706No
>>725577316reminds me of the Jojo artstyle, keep it up
>>725577624There's a flamer who talks about your tiny pee-pee via a Meredith Brooks song.
>>725576756>>725577207Again, Visi must have the thinnest waist in the game. Her body looked absurd in that masturbation scene. It's not about size, it's about shape, and she's extremely curvyt. AssCHAD btw
>>725577706>most attractive woman in the gameFTFYI agree
>>725577706She is the most attractive what are you niggers smokin
>>725577624Moist tried to get a Robert x Sonar route going but Aaron Paul was adamant that the game be good.
>>725577706Depends entirely on personal taste.There isn't a single designated ugly one in the game, which is fucking miraculous
>>725577706Both coupe and the ghetto ape are worse.>b-but black chick ass and tits!I'm not attracted to animals.
>>725577947why aren't sea monke women not animals too?
>>725576102They will attack you, but they won't say that you're wrong. Curious
>>725577706Nah. I like her because of her story and personality as well but she's defo my type
>>725577947>I'm not attracted to animals.That's what the girl you asked out told you?
>>725577706Malevola > BB > Prism > Mandy > Coop > Courtney
>>725577937>There isn't a single designated ugly one in the game, which is fucking miraculousTrue
>>725577706I just don't like Malevola's design, so no. Also, I'm a kind of a guy who transmutes a 6 into a 10, if her personality is nice.
>>725577813>>725577764I'm being serious. Coupe is clearly the most attractive, BB is a close second, Prism and Malevola have bodies, so then it's really just a subjective opinion between Mandy and Vis. Not saying that she isn't cute, just the worst of the best.
>>725573636>>725573640kino
>>725577706Yeah.
>BB fans seething on reddit>BB fans seething on 4chanHow the fuck are you fags this pathetic, you're the same as redditors.
>>725578107That we can agree on
>>725578215You should pity them. Even the writers hate them, it's natural to be defensive.
>>725576102Am a BBfag, but not reading all that.
>>725577706That goes to coupe but coupe is still supermodel tier
>>725578215Who are you quoting?
Can someone post this in better quality or a webm
BB cuck only got like 2 minutes of screen time and her route sucks because it's barely even about her.
I'm still not playing the WEGslop.
everyone wants to stick it to the man until the man is a 6'0'' tall muscle mommy with superpowers
>>725578412thats why im watching it
>>725578345Just snap a shot of a 4k youtube video
>>725578341He's enraged at the idea people are talking about video games, so he's trying to shit up the threads by latching on to one side of a waifu war like a parasite and acting like a faggot on their behalf.
>>725567975>saw this game get revealed at TGA>wrote it off when it was revealed that ex telltale devs were working on it>it finally releases>threads for it are some of the most pleasant i've seen here in recent yearswrote this game off completely given the final years of telltale's output, but i've been pleasantly surprised to see my expectations get proven wrong so far. suppose more of the blame lied on bumfuck upper management; i figured that the regular employees just lost their motivation
>>725578178I was being serious too, it boils down to personal tasteCourtney>Mandy>Mal>Coupe>BB>Prism
>>725578345
>>725578345Can believe Robert is going to wake up to that every morning now…
>>725578607I've heard a few years back something about Telltale management refusing to break from the formula and introduce gameplay elements.I guess this is what they were talking about.
Mandy is the most beautiful Disney princess
>>725578178Coupe is very underrated but her being a weirdo drags her from being most attractive
Mandy is way hotter than BB.
>>725578682DAMN.
>>725578682So glad im having my robert bang those hips into oblivion
>>725577947nigga visi is some type of seamonkey
>>725578740>the shorter one is hotter than the taller oneIn what fucking universe?
>>725578682>black pantiescowards
>>725578645None of them are ugly and they're all cartoon characters so it's true. It's literally all about whether you like them tall/short, big/small tits/ass, short or long hair so on, which are all subjective at the end of the day. Thank god
>>725567975>>725568408Invisifags if i fail BB romance courtney will still be there right? you guys said she would love me in every universe..
>>725578682ThanksHow in the fuck this is a unattractive body lmao, shes not flat at all>>725578721She looked like Wonder Woman there
>All Invisifags are still less down bad than Courtney is to Robert
>capeslop>WEG tier writing>dated point and click gameplay ripped straight from 2012holy FOTM
>>725578682Why the fuck would you have the curtains open like that? How can she sleep?
>>725579012She will be there, but she will be a yandere villain now and love you by sticking a knife in your chest so you can't leave her anymore
>>725579012she fucking hates you.
What movie game should I play next? I already spoiled myself from the walking dead season 1
>>725578932BB is to fat
>>725579012No the game will consider you a manwhore and while Visi will have feelings for Robert she won’t act on them because of mixed signals
>>725579012She does. She shouldve grabbed you to dance during ep 6. she will try to kiss you next episode
>>725579196wolf among us is a good one
>>725579196>I like noirWolf Among Us>I want another comedy action with a large castTales from the Borderlands, first one only
>>725578932Fag
Visi is an underdog and people relate to that. It’s a reflection of society that people are more drawn to the bad person who feels guilty than the good person who sacrifices for others.
>>725574770Assuming it doesnt happen here, I want the dispatch stuff to affect story outcomes. Like requiring max synergy for pairs to get a certain outcome in a story event or having a character at a certain level etc.
>want to buy this game so it will save my progress for next chapters and shit>but also dont want to spend 40 bucks on a movie game>tried watching playthroughs but there's always something the player picks over something i'd pickI don't know what i do
>>725579196Tales from the Borderlands unironically it's Telltales best "game"
>only 5% choose the "it wasnt a date" optioni hope that one doest get negative points or any bullshit because i love the delivery on that option
>>725579196batman for more capeshit (it's really good)
>>725579090The 27 year old woman literally picked out a teenage bop romance song out of her "Thinking About Robert" playlist to play at his apartment housewarming party. It is physically not possible to be more down bad than her.
>>725579369No, visi is just better looking.
>all those people telling mandy they prefer her super saiyan form after finding out how insecure she is about itKek. Wonder if this bricks her romance.
>>725579478Pirate it you retard
>>725579478classic zoomie that can't into computerspirated every chapter with no problem with my save file
>>725579369She's just hot and really likes my self insert, bro. It's not that deep>the good person who sacrifices for othersSaying this on the site where every board loves picrel
>>725579478Just pay $30 and don't waste the extra $10 on the comic and artbook.
>>725579478It's time to take what is owed to you by hook or by crook. Go to where you must.>>725579502You know damn well it's going to get you negative points on turning Visi into a romance option.>>725579531She's having a bigger crush on Robert than a middle schooler meeting her first K-Pop idol.
>>725579502That one is the neutral option. Saying you enjoy it is the positive option and trying to friend zone her is the negative one.
>>725575340Dont forget the red plastic cups.
>>725579626>>725579648i didn't knew pirating would save my progress for future seasons
>>725579668I don’t give a shit about that movie.
I'm kinda autistic and theres some social cues I fail to recognize.At the beginning when BB is recruiting Roberto, is she actually flirting or just doing the usual woman bullshittery to get him on board?
>>725579478just buy the game anon, its not like theres anything else worth buying rn
>>725579952It's both, plus she's drunk.
>>725579952She's flirting but considering she cheated on Pman it could be both
>>725573640Golem, you’re only supposed to clone yourself on the missions.
>>725579952she's sending clear signals. she's also drunk, women get a lot looser with that when they drink.
>>725579952She intended to go on a recruitment drive but quickly got attached and started genuinely flirting
>>725579952it right on the border between the two so don't bother trying to differentiate, just shoot your shot and hope it hits
>>725579952She’s drunk and in a failing relationship. She started flirting without realizing it. Complicated situation that others will autistically insist means she’s satan incarnate.
>>725579952She wants to fuck, badlyGive her the dick
>>725580103It wasn't cheating, you faggot.
>>725577706I would probably put Coupe on the bottom of the main cast but all the girls are great
>>725579952She's flirting and she's drunk. It's a bad time and a red flag if you consider that she's taken, but she knows she's in the wrong.
>>725579952She's monkey branching. Whether you consider that good or bad is up to you.
>>725580361Would you be fine with your wife aggressively flirting and kissing a coworker while drunk?
>>725580361Emotional cheating is cheating.
>>725580471Am I fucking my own wife? No? Well then.......
>>725580471She'd already decided to dump Phenomaman, so it wasn't cheating.
help me...
>>725580571Despite that she was still with him so yes it wasBB is hot but thats a huge character flaw
>>725579952I'm autistic too and thats why I'm an Invisifag. No bullshit goes straight to the point. Hopefully the betrayal thing is fake
>>725575112They hated him for he spoke the truth.
>>725580564>>725580571Why are you even with someone if you're okay with them just not wanting you?
Truth is I’d prefer a BPD tomboy who is obsessed with you over a corporate woman who cheated on her bf with you
>>725579952I think she is unintentionally flirting because she is drunk and letting herself relax around Robert whom she has chemistry with. I just want to know why the fuck was she so comfortable with robert when she had just met him
>>725580696She wasn't 'still with him'.Relationships end when you decide they're over, not when you tell the other party.
MASOQ draw Invisigal lol
>>725580730>hopefully the betrayal thing is fakeOh no no no, no one tell him
How did Mandy get the amulet? Was she deemed worthy because of a Shazam-like thing? What did she even do before she was Blazer?
>>725580471Robert is the one that went for the kiss and when he did she pulled and realized she was sending the wrong idea, that's hardly cheating
>>725580841>Relationships end when you decide they're over, not when you tell the other party.What the fuck, that's not how it works at allAre you a woman?>>725580758It's only logical
>>725580782She knows he's Mecha ManMecha Man is a big shot 3 generation hero.
>>725579769was there any threshold on the leaks? didnt want to spoil myself too much
>>725581006It is how it works. You only think it doesn't work that way because you're an incel.
>>725580938She’s a true hero. That’s why Chase is able to use it. His sacrifice made him worthy.
>>725580993>flirt your ass off entire night>man goes to seal the deal>"oh no how could you think that, you got the wrong idea!!"I hate women so much its unreal
>>725580848she would never say that, she's very forward but emotionally she's not that brave
How popular would a gender bent dispatch be?
>>725581096Woman or bait, call it
Correct me if I am wrong, but cheating is doing the main deed. Hugs and kisses simply don't count.
>>725580730>No bullshit goes straight to the pointVisi is the complete opposite of that. Maybe I'm autistic too for not recognizing this is sarcasm>>725580070Disagree
>>725581198baithe'll never be a woman
why don't they use solar and wind power for the mech suit
>>725581156so was she a paramedic or something?
>>725581192not that popular, men prefer male protagonists and women prefer "cozy" (i.e. non-stressful) games
>>725581365retardanon...
>>725581198Bait, he's been calling everyone incels for not picking BB for the past week
>>725581192I suppose as popular as this game is with men unless there's also a fem-Flambae lesbo route.
>>725581175except she apologies for giving you the wrong idea (even though you kissed her)
>>725581365Because Big Oil funds SDN.
>>725580841>>725581096Not only is this some reprehensible schizo shit, this is some completely sociopathic behaviors. You clearly only care about yourself and do not deserve to be in a relationship.
>>725581192man, imagine Invisiboy punching Roberta
Isn't Invisigal much younger than Rob? Which would make him a pedo?
>>725581006What are you even mad about? They didn’t fuck and she stops the kiss and she was 1 day away from breaking up with him anyway. She avoided cheating and waited to get involved with Rob until it was official.There is nothing to be mad about.
>>725581365>superhero that gives everyone cancer
>>725581595yes but the devs added 10 years to her real age because age gap scares the californian
>>725581503>she apologizes so its okNo its not. Fuck you.
>>725581595old enough to vote, old enough to be bread
>>725581187>she's very forward but emotionally she's not that braveScholar, it's a larp
>>725581192You know, I've just thought about how this crew of ex-criminals has two black women, but no black men. Imagine if male Prism said>I've never had a father.Also, male Prism has to be gay. There's just no way this nigga would be straight.
>>725581595>She's 27>Rob is around 28 to 32 cause of trackstar.So yeah no...
>>725581690So you’re only able to like a headcanon version of her?
>>725581795Golem is black in my mind
>>725581595He seems to be around 30 and she is 26. It's fine. Also>SHE WAS ONLY 26 YOU SICK FUCK
>>725581175It happens. I had a female friend that flirted with me a lot and she'd take suggestive pictures wearing bikinis and other clothes that leave very little to the imagination and send them to me privately whenever I asked, and when I asked her out she just stopped talking to me and told all her female friends I was gross.
>>725581595No. He is late 20s to early 30s and she is 27 or so. Besides when in doubt just go with the equation 1/2 age +7
>>725581192
>>725581926Dude, when Robert was 18, Courtney was only 14. It's sick.
New thread up
I will ignore Courtney and give her the silent treatment because women crying due to their fuckups is my fetish
>>725575141>So BBfags are just a vocal minority?Yea, you and me are the only true straight guys here. Everyone else is a beta faggot.
>>725581595why are we infantilizing adults now
>>725581881no, I just take what I can getsame as 1000 years old lolis
>>725581595>SHE'S ONLY 25 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!!!
>>725581595Every man is a pedo because every woman never mentally aged past 12 years of age
>>725581997>man watches his female boss undress>man punches his female boss>man photocopies a bunch of lewd pics of his female boss>man tells his female boss he had a wet dream about her>man follows his female boss into the women's room to flirthe'd have been fired a million times before the game's halfway point
>>725581997Phenomaman goes to jail for sexual harassment.
>>725581795>broken buck
>>725581889Wrong, he's mexican.
>>725582432It would be Phenomagirl>>725582369Girls love that shit just look at their romance books
>>725581889but he's of jewish descent
>>725581595She's 25. But even if she were younger, like, 20 or so, he still wouldn't be a pedophile. Pedophilia is a sexual attraction to the prepubescent. The federal age of consent is 18 in the US, and some states have it lower. Puberty is typically considered to happen between the ages of 12 and 15. So she's not only very, very far past puberty, she's also well above the age of consent.Why do you niggers always use words you don't know the meaning of?
>>725578107Love my little tryhard.
>>725582642>just look at their romance booksNo thanks
>>725579952>is she actually flirting>>725580571that's the textbook definition of monkeybranching you cheating foid
>>725582432>>725582642>Autistic cuckquean wonder woman from sphessSign me the FUARK up right now
>>725578607I might be wrong but my theory is the game is so “Literally Me” pilled that it’s biggest appeal is to the older board members who just want to actually about the game, not so much the brain rot addled kids on the board. But maybe I’m not giving the youngins enough credit.
>>725583038with a great ass too
>>725578607I've said it a million times, but this is the difference between a private company vs a publicly traded one. Hopefully they learned to keep their fucking doors shut this time.
>>725581595she may act like a teenager, but she is supposed to be 27
>>725578734She’s hotter with her long hair in the comic. She went and pulled a typical woman move of chopping her hair when she got dumped.
>>725582642girls don't get fantasize about getting punched in the face
>>725583295they fantasize about being choked instead
Is there an exact hour for the release?
>>72558369412 est
>>725580848>Thong rising out of the pants and riding the top of the hipsThese devs are pretty based, but not THAT based. Damn shame because I could see her rocking it.
>>725579196This one and the Batman games are my favorites as far as the Telltale stuff goes.
>>725584206>grapple away
>>7255836949AM best coast time
>>725579952Basically she flew out with the intention to do an impromptu interview but ended up in a brawl with some thugs and got meet a genuine hero of hers. So her professional facade slipped. She’s definitely flirty but I don’t think it was consciously manipulative.Yet. We’ll find out for sure tomorrow.
>>725581997half the workplace gets fired for sexual harassment
>>725581223Most people consider kissing to be cheating. Many consider flirting via text cheating, especially if keeping it hidden.I think in this case it is more complicated. P-man's conceptualization or a relationship is completely alien. To BB, she is his girlfriend in title only and she has yet to (tactfully) extract herself from the situation.
>>725581595She’s clearly written to seem younger, but not by a ton. They have a loosely mentor/mentee relationship but they’re essentially work peers.
>>725584375Giving the feds the silent treatment all game was the one time I’ve ever enjoyed using “….” as a dialogue option.
