Are you seeing this shit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqjMaKQskW8
Last chance to predict Yoshi's, Rosalina's and Bowser Jr's voice actors.
>>725636040Yee
>>725636040I'm ready.
inb4 sticky, which will not happen
I'm literally SÔYFACING
>>725636093>YoshiJordan Peele>RosalinaZendaya>Bowser Jr.Debra Wilson
>>725636093please please please no black yoshi voice
>>725636093>yoshiRobert Downie Iron Man>rosalinaAriana Grande>BJRyan Renalds
>>725636040OH-A MY SODIUM-A FLOURIDE!
>>725636310What's wrong with Black Yoshi? He's like all the other colored ones
>>725636040>it's just a png stream?
It's time.
starting btw
>>725636040Shouldn't we be posting on /tv/?
>>725636369actually strike that, james cordon as yoshi
KURISSU-SAN!!
Fuck this bald fuck
>>725636093Rosalina will be voiced by Jenna Ortega
looks like kino is back on the menu boys
thoughts on the new mario redesign
tiny bowser is so hot
>girl boss peach is backyawn
its so...... shitty
>Wonder Bowser Jr.huh
MR GAY
>hello yes it is i bowser jr the character who is the son of bowserwho writes this fucking shit
>wahooHE SAID THE THING
Nothing personal kid
that jr voice is terrible
>Girl boss shit again
>Prowler Jr.
So they're taking elements from Wonder as well.
daisy fags BTFO
>>725636657and you get girlboss rosalina too
Chris-san from Illumination appeared in more directs than doug bowser lol
>none of the streamers I'm following are streaming the directbros...
My boy Megaleg is in
The mask will change Bowser Jr's voice, right?
>>725636093Lizzo, Nicki Minaj, Danny DeVito
>another girlboss
>LE STRONG WIMMINNNZZZZZZZZZFuck you
>every single female is a kicc ass bad ass karate girlnintendo sloppers cant stop losing
>>725636657>rosalina is also a girl bosscringe
>>725636707tbf he was wearing a mask with some voice filter
no shit Rosalina is strong she's a fucking goddess
If they don't tell who voices Yoshi I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>>725636687Nintendo
why did they use the prowler sound for bowser jr
based lumas prefer mario to peach
>BRIE LARSONLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS FUCKING OVER GO HOME
Why did they have Mario call Bowser's painting trash in that way? He didn't have to like it, but they just made him unnecessarily mean.
OH NO NO NO
Wow junior voice doesnt fit at all
>voiced by the same NA game voice actor clique womanshitty nepo industry
brie???eww
holy shit its minecraft steve
>>725636810SHE'S UGLYSHE'S TALENTLESS
>literal space goddess is not staying in the kitchen and making mario pancakesit's over, the west has fallen
>Rosalina is Captain Marvel>Bowser Jr is... who? No idea who Benny Safdie is
HOLYSHIT IT'S STEEVE
>>725636764he sounds way too old
Brie Larson won
I wasn't expecting that Rosalia VA
LITERALLYW H O
The Curse was pretty good, I'll accept Safdie.
SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M HERE TOO
what race is this
dont be fooled a second time
>>725636750>rosalina litterally stops the destruction of the universe>BAAAAH WHY IS SHE STRONG!
>Brie LarsonLMAOHow you feeling Rosalinabros?
>>725636810An acceptable sacrifice to keep her away from the Metroid film
>>725636826it's bantz bro
moviegame
>>725636809>>725636810>I hope it's not Scarlett Johansson!
>"a huge nintendo fan, Brie Larsson"Did She ever even mention anything related nintendo?
>>725636810how many jewish producers did she fuck?
>>725636512(me)>>725636810
>>725636887saar>>725636902As long as it's not Hunter as Samus, I'll be fine.
>>725636863A perfect voice actor then?
>>725636887safdi whats that irish?
I like how miyamoto doesn't even need to say much but he still goes no fuck you I'm not going to memorize English lines and would rather be dubbed by some redditor
>>725636887He's melting
yup, that's the French dub for me again
>>725636887miiverseian
>>725636915yeahwhy do you think people want her for metroid
>>725636887Egypt
Looks like shit, whatever I dont watch movies anyways so why do I even care.
No Yoshi “reveal”?
Rosalina is the 4chan girl of choice, so it makes sense a VA that is heavily associated with /tv/ plays her.
>>725636915yeah actually
>>725636915no, it's a made up lie
>>725636887Mutt
Yoshi? Hello?
they really can't stop with the girlboss shit, both peach and rosalina aren't raiden
>>725636887I genuinely have no idea who this is.
>>725636810Lame pick, but at least it's not Awkwafina tier.
>people already screaming about BrieShe's a repellant human being but I mean that voice clip was pretty good I thought.
>>725636887Jude
>>725636040My legitimate reactionI had no high hopes or expectations
>>725636915theyve had her in official stuff before, apparently
>>725636887I don't even need to check his Wikipedia to tell you.
>>725636040I can't believe Toadsworth is fucking dead
>mentioned the pikmin shortThere's absolutely going to be another Pikmin short before the movie begins, isn't there.
uhh did they mess upwhere the fuck's the trailer
Honestly, the Bowser Jr voice is a worse pick than Brie. He fucking sounds awful as Jr.
they hate daisy so much they turned both peach and rosalina into clones of her and then shot her
>pc chads get half life 3 and new vr systems>ninceldos get social justice girl boss judification of their beloved bing bing charactersdont you fags ever get tired of being humiliated?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS EYES?!?!?!?!
>>725636887God's Chosen
>>725636887is this jackblack's bastard son or something? why did he introduce him and try to hype him up?
>>725636863Why are you talking about yourself Anon
Bowser Jr should lay off the cigarretes. That kid is sounding 40 year old.
>>725636915She wanted to play samus
>>725636915Yes, she owns a Wii U.
>>725636969>>725637000it's gonna be reused totaka lines
>mario , luigi and bowser do nothing>peach and rosalina girlbossing
>>725636750have you not fuckin' played galaxy?
I am so fucking tired of jack black bros. Fucking everywhere...
Good. taint Rosal*na all you want she was just SpacePeach anyway. Now you better not fuck up Daisy in the Third movie.
hi, I haven't been posting on /v/ a lot latelyjust popping in to say THAT WAS THE WORST NIGGER BULLSHIT I'VE EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFEJESUS CHRIST
>>725636923you know very well the answer is all of them
>>725636040I'm not gonna watch the direct nor the movie (I watched the direct for the first movie for some reason though)but fuck I hope they announce Sydney Sweeny as part of the voice cast, the timing would be so fun
I could've been sleeping in bed or gooning, what a waste of time
Why was this needed?
>>725637052what the FUCK
Not a problem for me, I'm not an EOL personMexican dub, here we FUCKING go
>>725637045It's worse than Mario Pratt for me or even black Toad.
>Daisyfags malding alreadyLook, nobody gives a shit about her. Nobody is ever going to give a shit. Let go.
>>725637045they should have gotten Richard Steven Horvitz or someone more child sounding
>>725637045Does not help that his opening line is "I AM BOWSER JR"
Well. It's not as if I was expecting much. But this was really just a short trailer and like 4 sentences of comments worth. The Direct for the first movie at least gave us some behind the scenes something something, and some perspective on what they had been planning and were planning with a movie project such as that. This was kind of just, well, just the trailer. They could have kind of just uploaded the trailer instead of announcing a 'Direct'.
>>725637107i can only refer to him as funny man
>>725637009Rosalina is stronger than Raiden to be fair.So is peach but nobody really acknowledges that
>>725637086everyone owned a wii u. She's a normie whore
This is kinda a dodged bullet: at least Brie won't be Samus
>>725637052duuuuuude looks likes he's on WEED LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>725637148I noticed Mario and Luigi were riding bikes in the Desert Kingdom, nice to see stuff from Odyssey and Wonder.
>>725637114>Now you better not fuck up Daisy in the Third movie.Pick your poison. Zendaya? Or Ariana Grande?
>>725637017Nah yeah her cadence matches the in game voice fine, moreso the nu-Rosalina voice from like MKW though
YEAR OF ROSALINA!!!!
>>725637148Oh yeah they showed those inverted pyramids too briefly.
>>725636887>Director and writer for Uncut gems Holy shit
>>725637107Unfortunately, he's a nepo jewish baby. Cant get rid of them in hollywood.
>Skipping SunshineDamn...
>>725637102yea i did but it sucked so it wasnt memorable. did rosalina sound like the typical AAA lesbian and do karate moves in that game? i dont remember that.
>>725637086>3D world>goodYeah nobody is believing she actually plays Nintendo games.
>>725637086Yas slay! Was this before or after She was in capeshit?
>>725636915She was raised by a single mother so it makes sense.
For real as long as Brie stays quiet she is an okay choice just get your paycheck and move on, no need to do some quirky interviews about the hate you are getting just do your job
>>725637052lol its like that just fuck my shit up meme
>>725637045>Cranky sounds terrible>Bowser Jr sounds terribleEvery movie gets one definitive BAD choice
>no metroid direct>get a direct for this minions-tier shit insteadI don’t feel too good about that, bros.
>>725637102it's so unfitting for rosalina too.Daisy would have been more fitting for that
>>725637052lmao he looks high as shit and its like his tongue is swollen
>>725637192>everyone owned a wii u.Is this really what tertiaries actually believe?
>>725637052No idea but it perfectly encapsulates my feelings right now so it's going straight into my folder.
>>725637232Jack Black called him an uncut gem in his introduction.
Bowser being on friendly terms with Luigi whilst Mario is still an on-sight levels of hatred is fun
>>725637052JUST tier eyes
>>725637045I think the point is the masks he wears warps the voice anon
>>725636810That's the chick that was saying for a while she wanted to be Samus right?
>>725637271average tendie response
>>725637045he sounds like an adult, wtf
>>725637192Nobody owned a Wii-U, thats why the machine was a massive failure.
I have never watched a single movie from this chickCan she do a calm motherly voice
>>725636826Bowser was going to boil his brother alive. Fuck him.
>>725636810Is this more basic than Chris Pratt?
>Brie LarsonOk, not my first choise personally but hopefully she can redeem herself from captain marvel.
>>725636887Awkward mix of jewish and irish I think
>>725636915Her Agent started making her say it a while back when they heard rumors about a Metroid movie.
>>725636902>>725636940They'll probably just hire Jennifer Hale. Their castings so far are pretty uninspired
>Bowser and Bowser Jr. both played by Jewshm...
>>725637283Rosalina is way stronger than Daisy
>>725637306It's a spin on him calling Luigi green stache
>>725636040Dont know how you idiots watch these movies with Mario and Luigi not having voices similar to their in game ones. At least the Sonic movies got a guy that fits the character. Chris Prat as Mario will never work.
Girl boss the moviePiece of shit
>>725637192>everyone owned a wii ubizarro…
>>725637306Really liked that interaction too.
>>725637293in reality, Impretty sure she just had the wii and thought it was the wii u to sound smart
>>725637249fuck you 3d world is good
I like it.
>>725637271lmao fucking C O P E tendie
>>725637306That does sound funI didn't watch the direct is there a video out yet of just the trailer?
>>725636715>Gay Mario Wonder Design and not Shadow Mario>No Mommy voice Rosalina but is played by a hag>More Girlbosses>Barley any Galaxy elements>AN ODDESY LEVEL IN A SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIEYeah I’m getting concerned for this movie especially with how short that trailer wasUnironically they should have got Logan Thirtyacre (SuperMarioLogan) to voice himHopes for the movie? I’m hoping it’s good because I did enjoy the first oneI do like the designs for Bowser Jr and Rosalina but not their voices
>>725637283>it's so unfitting for rosalina tooHow? She's a literal god?
>>725637240they'll bring it in some way.
>brie larson rosalinakek its fucking over
Where's.....daisy.....
>>725637010Him and his brother made Uncut Gems
>>725636887He could’ve at least did a little smile here, people are gonna meme this picture to hell and back
>>725637390you can't play 3d world on the wii
>>725637395>t. brie larson's agent
the painting makes me wonder if they'll tie it to mario 64's magic paintings. You know, in case they don't have enough parallel universes to explore
The problem with Brie Larson isn't her voice, the problem is she probably just accepted the role because Rosalina is going to be a kick ass girl even more than Peach
who is the mother of Bowser Jr?
>>725637390nigga its 2015 it's when wii u was in its peak with splatoon 1 and smash 4/3d world
>>725637304No this is the literal director and writer for that movie, he also made The Smashing Machine.
>>725637280it’s better this way, the day metroid becomes actually popular with normalfags is the day it loses its soul
>NintendoGAF goes on and on about moviegames>basedjaks at a literal ad for a movieAmazin inb4 you faggots call me whatever boogieman it is this week or defends this in any way.
>>725637052JUST
>>725637430end credit scene where we find out her sarasaland needs aid from great heroes or some shit screencap this
>>7256373953D World is the best Mario game.
>>725637192>everyone owned a wii u.We both know that isn't true anon
>>725637324I did, my gamepad died and now i can't play zombie U anymore.
>>725637340>They'll probably just hire Jennifer Hale.Funny you say that. Hale was the voice of Samus in the Prime Trilogy.
>>725637446It's likely not hers anyway. Probably one of the jews she sucked off to get her roles had it and she watched him play.
>>725637249It's great actually
>>725637318Am I wrong like I fucking despised the announcement, but Brie only started to get hate after captain Marvel since Disney loved the things she was saying hopefully Nintendo will be more smart about this
>>725637086>greatest achievement
it makes way more sense for rosalina to be powerful than any other girl
>>725637414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCejewteF8
>>725636826How would you feel if someone drew cuck art of them with your wife in it?
>>725637430in sarasaland.
>>725637450>t. sunshinefag
Movies are an inferior medium to videogames in every respect imaginable
>>725637506>needs aid from great heroescome now. can't have a girl need saving here
>>725637340but who will be bayonetta then
I did not expect Odyssey's Sand Kingdom to be featured in the Mario Galaxy movie.
>>725636810This cant be real.
I will be honest. I hate literally every single voice actor in this, both old and new.Capeshit, reddit, nepo, jews, girl bosses...
>>725636737They can't, Universal is merciless with takedowns.
>>725637430Need wario to have a daisy
>>725636810
>>725637512And I also own one and the screen protector I used really fucked with the controls, point I'm making is that the Wii-U was not a >Everyone owned it level of success
>>725636901I wonder how they’ll do other characters in the 3rd movie or that DK movie
>>725637547horny
Samus needs to be played by a very tall woman.Would the the woman who played Brienne from Game of Thrones work?
>>725637570sunshinefag loves 3D world because it isn't galaxy.
>>725637593fuck i didn't even think of that
>>725637461We are probably going to get a flashback scene.
>>725637148My sister wants to go and watch the movie in english, but I watched the first one in spanish because I really didn't like how Pratt sounded as Mario, and now whoever is playing as Bowser Jr. isn't doing the voice acting any favors.
>>725637192i think this is sarcasm or you legitimately live in another dimension
>Jr. is the villainbasically, there won't be any depth like in the OG games, just the first movie but with cool space visuals...They really don't want to write a good movie, not even for a game like galaxy. What a fool I was thinking Tatanga was in it when they mentioned "old characters"
it's crazy that the literal who they got for sunshine to voice bowser jr has never been topped in any game or apparently big budget hollywood production ever since, on screen actors don't cut it when it comes to experienced voice actors, illumination are fucking retarded but i guess they have to put hollywood names on the poster or niggercattle wont flock to the kinoplex
>>725637538they'll definitely sell that bowser playhouse as a lego set or something
>>725637335She will be forced to read the script that was folded 1 million times by Nintendo, she can't jeopardize shit this time(although if it's ass I will blame Miyamoto)
>>725636310>>725636384Anon is referring to the SuperMarioLogan character
>>725637497Yeah I wouldn't expect a pajeet to understand the difference between a movie and a game.
You just *know* they're going to market a playset of this.I would love this thing as a kid.
>>725637461Miyamoto
Brie tho, <3
>>725637167Holy shit that’s actually a great casting
>>725636902aye, I'll take thatgetting a Metroid movie and being subjected to Brie Larson would have made suck off a gun
>>725637609Really? Tons of people streamed the first movie's direct. But if that had consequences, maybe it explains why no one is doing it now.
>>725636810Who and why is everyone freaking out?
>>725637517>coping this hard
>>725637357There are other dubs anon
>>725637538So... is this a Peach and Rosalina film or will Mario actually get to do anything in his OWN FUCKING MOVIE?
>>725637045Which is sad because it seems like Jr. will bring Mario Wonder elements with him and I’m more hyped for him than Peach from Space
>Sunshine, Galaxy and Odyssey condensed in one movie>the title is just Galaxy anywayuh?
>>725637693>the writing woulda been good if it was tetanga!
>>725637306He's not. He'd murder Luigi the second he had a chance.
when when i get my turn to feel fireflower burn? she's got back story but I have seniority.
>>725637767She is both a terrible actor and an terrible human being.
>>725637767Captain Marvel actress
>>725637694Yeah, I can excuse Jack Black because he honestly does a good Bowser, but it's virtually impossible to be better than Sunshine's Bowser Jr., this one sounds like he's going through puberty while at the same time being done with a box of cigarettes.
ok i get that bowser is mini but can't he still spit out fire? can't he still claw his way through their skin? why is he being a bitch in that castle
>>725636810I hate brie larson too, but honestly she sounds fine as rosalina.
>>725637086OMG MY QUEEN
>>725637786Mario will save the day so that's all it matters
I'm guessing Yoshi won't have dialogue.
>>725637694That's basically it yeah. They headed Brie with "Academy Award winner".
>>725637430Anis watches Mario?!?
>>725637312Even without the mask he sounds like shit.
literally ow my fireballs would be better than what we are getting with these movies for niggers
>>725637721no they wont, theyll just make an amiibo or something and sell it for the same price as a real playset used to sell for. nintendies will buy it anyway.
>Brie Larson>Rosalina is another girlboss>Bowser Jr is a villain for some reason>loud wubs: the trailerLord please take my soul
>>725636810could not have picked an uglier hag
>>725637823Ah shit fucking lmao
>>725637767Rosalina needs to have a sexy dom voice, larson is your basic annoying white bitch tone voice
>>725637430After webm rel nobody can get in contact with Daisy
>No Yoshi VA (yet)Are we safe from them ruining our boy?
Why do we have to have these whole presentations for a 2-minute trailer? Other companies just put out the trailer yet we gotta do this whole shit with miyamoto and chris and announcing the va’s. Just makes it seem like they’re up their own ass about it
>>725637798that doesn't look like e. gadd to me, they better not retcon that.
>>725637293>>725637324>>725637378>>725637510>>725637684>average IQ of the FourChanneler user.
I'll be happy if Rosalina can make a face as perfect as this at least once
>>725637105Oh yeah, I remember during the final fight with Bowser, Rosalina steps in and does a kung-fu combo on him, flips her hair and says "men are so useless..." with Peach then replying "Mhmm..."
>>725637798That's wonder tho, would have preferred Sunshine or Bowser's Fury look and personality but I guess this one looks "cooler.
>Peach gets three times the action as Mario does in the trailer
>>725637638Gwendolyn Christie? Most /v/tards will argue she isn’t hot enough. But she’s huge, and can actually act. Most Metroidfag secondaries always cherry pick random blonde bimbos that kind of look like Samus but I’d rather they just do a gaiden episode set a decade or two after the games to justify her appearance.This is of course assuming she takes the helmet off. Ideally she doesn’t, but we all know that’s unlikely.
At least, the animation's improved. It looks nice.
>>725637798Honestly kind of annoying, Galaxy has like a trillion fucking planets and the best soundtrack in the series and wasting runtime on random fanservice bullshit from the other 3D games is lame.
>>725637767/tv/ went apeshit over her for years
>>725636810there are worse options.
>2 action sequences in the trailer>one is girlboss Peach>the other is girlboss Rosalina>Mario does nothingI am officially demoralized
I am not exactly huge on the other movie VAs. But the Jr voice is radically different from anything he has ever sounded like before. And it doesn't really fit his style at all.
>>725637803you can rewrite Tatanga as a more menacing antagonist since he's been out from the franchise from decades. I mean, the best thing ever would've been the shroobs, but I wasn't on that much hopium
>just strong girlboss Peach againthey completly fucked up her character
>>725637910>bowser jr is a villain *for some reason*Really anon Bowser jr being a villain surprises you
>>725637920I wish she had her Mario Kart Wii voice...It was so eloquent and fits her character
>>725637997But it's a film made with normies and their kids in mind, so fanservice away.
>>725637159Ehh I’ll give the movie a chance before I make my final judgementAt least they're blowing their Rosalina/Galaxy load early, its good to get it out of the way but im really sad for no Wario in the movies yet
>>725637910She's basically a goddess, she's supposed to be strong
>>725637895There have been plenty of Mario x Lego sets already.
>>725636902Well fuck, maybe you're right.I hope this at least does keep her away from Metroid.
>>725637984more than that considering mario gets no real action at all
I want to spend the rest of my life inside Brie Larson's ass
>>725637786Mario saved the day is the last film He will save the day in this film.Stop being a doomer
>>725637952Suneshinefags in shambles.
>>725638035Rosalina seems at least a little more delicate despite her power. The kind you actually believe could be a princess
>>725636040Why the FUCK does anyone prefer this Illumination crap over '93?
Looks unironically kino I dunno why you guys are bitching about it.
>>725637693>What a fool I was thinking Tatanga was in itHe might be in the movie, they're just not going to make that literally who the villain. Are you stupid or something?
>>725638018>Bowser Jr. defeats the Mario Bros in the scene there>Peach teams up with Rosalina to save themHoly subverted expectations Batman!
>>725637978no but she's a god and resets the universe
God I hate Bowser Jr, ever since the first moment he was introduced in Sunshine.
>>725637984So long as this means Mario and Luigi can adventure together n the big screen she can get her early jump into Space and mandated action scene.
>>725637538I probably won't go to see it myself but if I find myself having to look after a child in the city or something I might take them to it.>drop the word brothers from the title>make Luigi more relevant than he was in the last oneGiven how much the first movie was criticized for making Peach a bit much of a girlboss you would think they would have shown mario actually fighting something in this trailer, I get they wanted to show off the new characters but still, give the title character a bit of an action shot
>>725636887Nafri cross jew cross med cross dark celt biscuit eater like me lolT - He looks like a sad clown melted version of me, I look like a sad sun bear crossed with kuzan from one piece who needs a hug lol.
Brie is cool but using a Bimbo to play as Samus would be game accurate and that is kinda going back right?
>>725637895You will get sores in the name of Jesus.
>>725637767Brie Larson is a feminist actress who basically made every marvel fan hate her, including her own costars. To the point she was given very little time in Endgame.
>Bowser had a kid called Bowser Jr. in the sequel movie>Bowser wanted to capture Princess Peach in the first movie and make her his wifeWho was Bowser's wife? Who was Bowser Jr.'s mother? Why wasn't she mentioned in the first movie?
>le girlbossdid any of you niggas play Galaxyof course rosalina is powerful she's the princess of the cosmos she does this shit in her own fucking game
>>725638068>Rides a bike>Mocks Bowser's paintingThat's all he gets, it's sad>>725638086You can hardly blame them for being skeptical
>>725638059Characters can be strong in ways other than "throws an evil robot around in an overindulgent action sequence" but kike slop producers don't understand that
>>725636040why is this video 30 minutes of nothing before the actual content?also they put sunshine's bowser jr in galaxy, fuck bintendo
>>725637209NTA but I don’t care who they pick, I just want to see my beautiful Queen on the big screen
>>725637769Im more right than you think.
>>725637910>Bowser Jr is a villain for some reasonAnon?
>>725638113>Super MARIO Galaxy Movie>Peach is the heroIt's a mystery
>>725636915she does actually it's part of her>im le such a nurd xDfacade
>>725636810My only cope is that this should take her off the table for playing Samus in a Metroid movie.
>>725636863I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE
I sincerely hope they never do a Metroid movie. Fuck
>>725638115And I "might" spontaneously combust, but that doesn't mean it's actually gonna happen.
>>725637984I really hate what they've done with Peach. Do girls even like this Peach? I see Mario and Jack Bowser toys selling well, but no Peach dolls. Is she really like that to appeal to 30 wo-manchildren and journos?
You can tell the girlboss talk is grifting because nobody cares about the fact they called Rosalina a princess in the first place.
>>725637929What the fuck was luigis issue.
>>725638086>Mario saved the day is the last film>>725637856>Mario will save the day so that's all it mattersMario didn't save the day in the movie. It was all done by Peach. She even kicked the star over to him for pity points. It was a Princess Peach movie more than Mario Bros.
>>725638062do legos really count as playsets? i always considered them to be junk toys. its literally just a bunch of the same old bricks colored slightly differently.
>>725637798I mean with Bowsers Fury that kind of just made him having the Brush his whole character now. Plus he was in Galaxy too so I'd figure they thought just skip Sunshine cause he was in this one too
>>725638249metroid is not popular enough
>>725638249Metroid isn't popular enough for one
>>725637283Daisy just might be the most projected upon Mario character
>>725636887>directed uncut gemswhy didn't they fucking lead with that? I don't know his acting or voice acting career
>>7256372242025 is almost over dude
>>725637910>tertiary be like "I know nothing about this but outrage is epic look at me I'm youtubing mom"
What the fuck is uncut gems and why are people acting as if I should know what it is?
I look like I work at Koopa Hut? Well listen, here's what Imma do. Cuz I look like I work at Koopa Hut, Imma go ahead and grab one of the empty shells that are in my motherfuckin' stove cuz I always keep an empty, y'know empty koopa shell just for the fuck of it until I feel like I'm throwing it away.Imma go ahead and I'm just gonna ring your mom's doorbell. When I know you just sleep, Imma ring your mom's doorbell. She's not gonna answer it at first because she's gonna see a tall koopaling. But she gon peep through the peephole and see that I got 3D World complexion, so everything's gonna be alright!I'm gonna have the koopa shell and be like, "Excuse me ma'am, did you order pizza?" She's gonna look at me up and down, see the abs chiseling and busting through the underarmor, see the BB-
>>725637920>Rosalina needs to have a sexy dom voiceYou retards lost on this for Makima and now you lost again, based.
>snoyjeets seething hard after the abysmal slop of playOh yeah it's going to be a great movie again
>>725637978No she's just resets the entire universe when it was dying.
If we don’t get Rosalina in her motorcycle outfit then I’m rioting
The ending is after bonding with Yoshi throughout the film and being shat on a lot realizing his true role and becoming the sidekick of Peach who rides him as he would Yoshi (Rosalina gets Yoshi herself) for future missions because they are far better and more competent girlbosses and the men should be humiliated
>>725638115>Are you stupid or something?with bowswe out, outside the shroobs, I couldn't think of another antagonist. I couldn't imagine Jr taking the role fully instead of being an underling
>>725638278>>725638279Thank God.
>>725638195I hypothesize that Bowser's ex-wife will appear in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.And then, she will be in the next mainline 3D Mario.
>>725637929I cannot fathom what is meant to be occurring here
>>725636040FUCK OFF>>>/tv/
>>725638035Food for thought: Rosalina has never been a damsel in distress and both Galaxy games were about saving Peach, at most she needed Mario's help to recover the stars to power up her observatory. She's a literal goddess, anon.
>>725638318this might come as a surprise but multiple things can be bad
>>725638207No, I mean like she is canonically strong, has space magic and shit, she's also hilariously broken so that's pretty cool actually.
>>725637357>Mario and Luigi not having voices similar to their in game onesCurrently, Mario and Luigi don't sound like themselves in the games too
>>725638195>>725637723(me)
>>725638304obviously he meant 2026 anon, when the movie comes out
>>725638053I imagine it'll be the third one if this one does well.
>>725638332I hope we don't because she'll be as shapeless as Peach
>Brie trying to play the cool mom on screenuh oh someone's hitting menopause
>>725638249There already was a metroid movie tho
>>725637148I wanna manifest a chubby mexican chola to make out with and play odyssey or watch this film with lel
>>725637910>Rosalina is another girlboss>Bowser Jr is a villain for some reasonCan you clueless pretendos fuck off for once instead of pantomiming outrage over games you don't know jack about?
How do you think they'll address bowser having a son he never mentioned in these movies?
>>725638254Not really. Girly peach is still the standard. Unfortunately, hollywood is very feminist and Nintendo has been infected by it, too. Girls prefer still the more dainty Peach. Daisy is meant to be the tomboyish mannerism. And what they are doing to Rosalina is against her character.
>>725638205gets her stars stolen by bowser in the first galaxy.does nothing in the second oneher only real feat is stopping the black hole in the end with the lumas
>>725637052Too pussy to commit to solid dots I see. Yet both the Toads and Lumas eyes are normal, so I don't get why they changed it here.
>>725637786He is getting Adventure Time'd
>>725638206Yeah I can because there's no historical basis to come to such conclusions that mario won't be the hero in the film
>>725636810I literally joked it'd be her. I hate being right.
>>725638339This. Metroid’s quality isn’t as consistent as it used to be but it’s still leaps and bounds better than it would be if it was sloppa for normalfaggots.
>>725637430Saving her for the next actual game direct because they know more people will be watching that than watch these movie directs as she deserves to be seen by everybody
>>725638018Rosalina is slightly flanderized but she's a lot closer to her original character then Peach. It seems more like the overpowered magical girl archetype then girlboss for Rosalina to me. Though Peach is still atrocious in these movies.
>>725638267I'm pretty sure it was actually Mario
>more girlboss garbageIt's so fucking CRINGE
>>725636493Christ, this guy is disturbing as shit in how he stares at the camera. I feel sorry for the people at Illumination that receive dress-downs from him.
>>725638368She's more of a guardian than a goddess like everyone keeps saying.
>>725637798That BowserJr design is from Wonder not Sunshine.
>Brie LarsonDoesn’t this soft confirm that she could actually be Samus if they were to do a Metroid Movie?
Dang can't wait for the Legend of Zelda feat. emascualted Link who gets zero action scenes and saves nobody and gets made fun of by his fairy
>>725638035Pry tell, what was her "character", anon? And unlike Peach, why wouldn't a literal goddess be able to fight?
please rosalina step on my dick
Why the fuck does Bowser Jr sound older me who's 35?
>>725636040>Brie Larson
>>725638267Your a retard.Pea
>>725638113It's incels whining about a normie movie. Me I'm laughing more about how awful Bowser Jr. is. In fact with Jack Black coming in to announce who the actor is; makes me wonder if like someone called him for a favor.
>>725638501I guarantee you'll look far worse when you reach his age
>>725638480Stop disproving his narrative.
>>725638550<3
>>725637910nigga who the fuck did you expect to be the villain in the galaxy movie?wart?wario?
>>725638450>her only real feat is saving the fucking universe from collapseexactly, shut the fuck up
>>725638050I know but like, nobody even played Sunshine and half of those who did hate it. Why is it here?
>>725637193>he think metroid is getting a movieyou'll get your mario, zelda, and pokemon and thats it
>All the complaints about 'girl boss' but 'woke' is suspiciously being avoided I seem to have misplaced that MS paint comic where people Woke Law was in effect that because the first movie was a massive success, it was no longer considered woke, even though te usual suspects were crying bloody tears that it was.That said,>Brie LarsonMaybe Nintendo can tard wrangle her like they do with their devs?
>>725638534I think the argument is that she never DID fight, and otherwise distrust of the writers to not have her upstage Mario and Luigi. Peach already came dangerously close to that in the first movie.
>>725636915She tried to be Samus some time ago, didn't work as intended.
Yeah I'm rhinking nintendo won again
>"n-no guys! there certainly won't be an action sequence near the end of the movie where we have peach and rosalina doublegirlbossing and destroying all the bad guys in sight!"COPE. the progirlbossshills are already here
>>725636887he looks like that edited picture of corey from oneyplays
>>72563848099% of the action in the mario movie was Princess Peach.
>>725637952His brush in Bowser's Fury was already not by e.gadd
>>725638267>Mario saved her citizens >Mario defeated bowser>Mario defeated dk>peach lost to bowser>peach failed to save the citizens at the wedding>she understood that Mario would save the day better than her.Cope and seeth.
While we’re at it, Nintendo Movies Discussion side topic? This isn’t my list, I just wanna generate more discussion I’m shocked we haven’t gotten a Star Fox movie or Netflix series or whatever with Miyamoto moving to the Film Industry
>>725636810I guess at least it's not Zendaya....they're gonna get her to voice Daisy, aren't they?
>Has Bowser Jr>No Shadow Mario but in his Wonder formJesus fucking christ, why do they hate Sunshine so fucking much? A little reference or two would be completely fine.
>>725638474I just want it to be able to die in peace. Still hoping prime 4 will be good though although I would have preferred another 2d metroid>>725638515Brie Larson is a beta female. We need an alpha female to play Samus.
Uhhh bros????
so many incels in this thread
>>725638584Bowser, nigga. THE Bowser.
>>725638561>It's incels whining about a normie movie.Says the 4chantard who is going to watch it
>>725636810>white womanHoly based
>>725637017Yeah I don't like her but she at least sounded like Rosalina in those clipsRosalina always had a really basic and boring voice anyway
>>725638673only zelda and mario will have movies
>>725638515I mean live action is off the table for her by this point cause she's almost 40 and you don't wanna do action at that age, but if they animate it maybe
>>725638672>peach spends all day and night banking all her hope on mario, making sure he's trained
Explain to me why girl characters doing cool things is bad while it is okay when guy characters do it
>>725636810>this is what remains of Brie's career
>>725638610I called it woke.
I was bracing for Taylor Swift to be announced as Rosalina.
>>725638510>resets the universe.Goddess
I think adding girlboss features to a character normally reserved not to be one gives Illumination's film its own identity separate from the source material even if its not accurate to it I think it gives a good jumping off point for the plot to enroll in its own ideas rather than being a 1:1 retelling of the video games that everyone has seen thousands of times by now and is tired of.
>>725638718You probably shouldn't expect Bowser to stay tiny the whole movie through.
>>725638561>it's the chuds I swear!!! Ban them all!!!! rabbi whatch'a doin'
>>725638709yes ninceldos defending the girl bosses are just sad. i bet they would even send them onlyfans money if they could.
>>725638759It's only bad when nintendo does it
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1988613394165858757?t=Zk9FtPAy1SkvSQ1spQN3IQ&s=19Alright maybe she won't be as much of a shit rosalina as we thought
>>725638704SCHWING
>>725638759a literal goddess has no fucking powers!!
>>725638424no you don't, she'll just pretend to love you for 2 years then randomly dump you via 2 sentence text message like you're a stranger.
>>725638420Nah that's Escape from DS-3 with added scurry scurries/human control mites.Also the metroid's don't actually need humans to reproduce and technically they are half inorganic made by the chozo's so nanomachine like cross with aliens.
>>725638759>movie called Super Mario>Mario doesn't do anything>explain why it's bad
>>725638630>I think the argument is that she never DID fight, and otherwise distrust of the writers to not have her upstage Mario and Luigi. Peach already came dangerously close to that in the first movie.They've both been player characters in Mario games. Can you just be a retard somewhere else with some disney movie instead of try and pretend to be a Mario fan?
>>725636810eh she's just a normal white girl voice
>>725638806Get lost, Snoynald DrumpfStation.
>>725638225No, you're not.
>>725638759It's the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, not the Super Peach Galaxy Movie.
>>725638672>Mario saved her citizens nope>Mario defeated bowserThanks to Peach.>Mario defeated dkThanks to Peach.>peach lost to bowserShe surrended to him and then WALKED with him instead of being manhandled by anyone.>peach failed to save the citizens at the wedding She willingly surrenders after she solo's his entire army in her girlboss moment.>she understood that Mario would save the day better than her.No, that was just the writing reminding itself that Mario's name was on the title.
>>725638195Babies in the Mario games come from storks.
>>725637430reserved for the movie where Wario is the villain
>>725638640Who cares if they do.Mario will save the day
>>725638806>no the goddess of the stars was never strong in the game chud buy a ps5 now
>>725638195Miyamoto said it was him.more realistically I like to imagine it was a sort of Teeshal Ja situation, the mother wanted to bear bowsers child and somehow got that seed out of him but then she died or something, Bowser Jr just ended up less abandoned by his father than Gulool Ja did.
I hope they give some sort of characterization to Jr. In the RPG games he's pictured as a lonely kid who would like to make friends but is a Tsun tsun about it. In this pic it looks like he cried >>725637790 and he's reassuring himself. That would make for a nice villain, even better than Bowser in the first movie, as a kid that has to take over the universe to save his dad, all alone
>>725638812This clip is a more severe mischaracterization then the trailer. Rosalina should not be talking in a fucking therapist voice
>>725637193>Actor played x so they can't be yDon't underestimate this deranged nepo industry
>>725638515The only way a Metroid movie would give justice to the source material would be to have it as a minimalist piece where Samus doesn't talk most of the time and only reveals her face at the end. But this is Hollywood we're talking about, where we need to toss away helmets and masks to show the actors' faces all the goddamn time, so it won't happen.
Mario is weaker than Rosalina its over
>>725638759/pol/fags will cry about unrelated schizo bogeyman trash. you only need to care about my opinion.mario is the main character, and an iconic protagonist. he shouldn’t be consistently outshone by the supporting cast. it’s fine that they get to do things but he shouldn’t be doing the most because he is motherfucking mario, straight up.
>>725638668OK yes, she's athletic in the movie, like the sports games, they all match Mario in strength, same as the Parties and RPGs, sure they don't do shit in the Mainline games but I don't see why the movie can't take inspiration from other games.
>>725638279Charlie Day asked Nintendo for a Metroid movie and now Brie will probably do the same. It's a matter of time
>>725638759Cause the only cool thing girl characters can do is sit there and either be quiet or spreading their legs.
>>725638759Since you are being a bit disingenuousGirls being competent is not an issue if you are not trying to compare to a guy being the comedy relief and not so, especially when it’s the main character and title of your filmPeople would care less about girlboss Peach if wasn’t pushed down hard to provide that
>>725638868>HURR DURR ME PRETEND NOT TO UNDERSTAND YOU RETARD!
>"STOP CARING ABOUT GIRLBOSSES IT DOESN'T MATTER!"
>>725638812Nah yeah bro at least her regular voice matches Rosalina's OG voice, I mean Anya Taylor Joy is fine but she doesn't sound like Peach at all
>thread full of seething DaisyfagsOf all things lmao
>>725638759If your target audience is girls, there's nothing wrong with that. If your target audience is boys, good luck.
Yes I don't see a problem with Rosalina. She is supposed the have powerful magic. Peach acting like she is Jackie Chan that sucks.
>>725637306It’s because he’s tiny obviously. The second he grows back to size he’ll be trying to murder them.
>>725638793Ive never seen such submissive cope in the wild but here it is
>>725638704So skinny, goddamn
>>725638793peach and rosalia literally dont have personalities in the games. for them to actually feature in the movies as characters, they have to be fleshed out a bit, and any way nintendo/illumination went about that would cause retards to call them girlbosses
>>725638515Ms. Sweeney is my choice for Samus
>>725638913Massive cope.Surrendering is losingShe solos an entire army to still fail.Mario and dk saves the citizens from the lava.It's a fact.Cope and seethe
>>725639020Their target audience is fat trannies who grew up with the NES
Anyone have a 4K shot of Rosalina?
>>725638968*should be doing the mostnvm ignore my post I am a retard
>>725638929Must be the most autistic complaint I've heard about this direct ITT so far.
>>725636536Have a pity (you)
>>725639027It would have been good if they used her Smash fighting style.
>>725639027The problem is the precedent set by Peach, and the concern that Mario and Luigi will be upstaged by them. Is this really such a difficult thing to understand? Can you actually admit this just this once?
>>725637952The already sort of retconned it in the games. His original brush was E gadd but he got some new one that doesn't have the symbol anymore
>>725638673Mother could be a show and with the notoriety of Itoi, i'm surprised it didn't get an anime when the first two games came out.
>>725638759Unearned, flat, emotionally empty, no struggle, no gain, zero awareness of the first thing about being cool, it's like those times you had to go along with the kid with down's at school or get reprimanded. And that's all women are, really.
>>725639059>literal who bimbo nah
So we don’t want Rosalina to use any cosmic powers?
>>725638947Genndy Tartakovsky's Metroid would be pretty tight
>>725638979The sports and parties and rpgs were all meant to be non canon side games. You weren't suppose to take it seriously. Even in those games, she retained her character. They wont even give Peach her fucking umbrella. Fuck off.
>>725637821>terrible human being.Did she kick dogs and poisoned wells or something?>>"she said meanie things in some interviews"ohhh, moral standards have changed.
>>725639180yes, and who's rosalina again?
Why is Mario so rude?
>>725639151But if you watched the first movie Mario wasn't upstaged at all. Hell he and Luigi even got the main climax.
>>725636810Shes a mediocre actress but she can sing.
>people still pretending peach was anything but a fuckup in the first movieher plan is to ask for an army. she brutalizes a midget and then takes his side against her own guards. she brags about an obstacle course she helped design and has practiced on for over a decade. she takes the stranger with her and refuses to explain why to her subjects. she is told 'no' when she asks for the army and was about to give up. the army she gets is lost minutes after it's rallied. her only smart move is smuggling in a powerup as a last hurrah but her next move is to almost kill all the hostages and explode herself mid-victory and lose said powerup, only being saved by a total deus ex machina. her next and last action is to rush headlong into battle and instantly become a hostage.yes, the combined 45 seconds of peach footage pre-release made her seem like an insufferable character, but she wound up being a total retard driving the plot forward.
>>725638704I fucking despise that they gave the lumas mouths. Hated it ever since we saw that blue fucker in the first one.
>Rosalina's canonical height is 7 feet 3 inches
>Girl Boss Peach le bad!*taps the revenue sign*Only way Galaxy does bad is if trump speed runs the country into a depression if the AI Bubble bursts in the next 5 months so people just can't afford to go to movies.
>>725638759>super MARIO galaxy movie >peach is the heroFucking rope yourself tranny
>>725639049Tell me how its cope then, if anything you're the one coping by them not being pieces of cardboard only made to be saved by Mario and I'm actually looking forward to the take on the series from Illumination, if I wanted that retelling as a self-insert I would play the games all 50 of them or so.
>>725638979Mario 3d world is a mainline game.So is wonder.
>>725639198I’m glad this sentiment has gained steam over the years. It will never happen, but it would indeed be tight. The closest we’ll get is if his Black Knight series finally gets greenlit.
>>725638673strictly animated stuff, we already have Mario cartoons, Zelda cartoon, FE1 OVA, F-Zero anime, Kirby anime, and Animal Crossing movie
>>725638446he somehow created him with a magic paintbrush in this movie. that's why he was shown painting in the trailer and why jr wields a paintbrush.
>>725637952>>725638669They're trying to cover up how E. Gadd funded both sides of the sunshine war.
>>725639020>If your target audience is girlsI've seen media for girls thanks to having to babysit nieces. This ain't it. If the target audience was for girls, this would be an entirely different movie.
>>725639251you can say this all day every day and it simply falls on deaf ears. clearly most of these people didn't see the movie or slept through it.
>Jack Black shows up>you can tell how uncomfortable Chris is
>girl boss PeachDropped.I hope it bombs, but it has enough quirky scenes to be another billion in the box office.
>>725639231Mario was made to look less competent and capable than Peach for the majority of the film.
>>725639227He wants Peach for himself, he even built a prison and watches over his defeated rival, stays close to make sure Bowser stays far away from Peach
>>725639268Mario Movie got exceeded by Inside Out 2 and a random Chinese filmFor the second biggest IP on the planet that is fucking embarrassing
>>725639210>They wont even give Peach her fucking umbrella.
>>725638438>pantomimingStop using words you don't know the meaning of.
>>725639151That precedent never happened though.So why would you think that?
>>725638450>FEATS FEATS FEATS MUH FEATSWhy are Mexicans lile this?
>>725638673>F-ZeroShould just be an anime like it already got but better. Redline quality but with an F-Zero skin>MetroidHonestly feel it doesn't need one>Punch OutNever ever for current day but would be fun>DKWould like this more as a cartoon movie but not the modern calarts style. I think of it more like a WB 90s style or 90s anime maybe.>KirbyNeeds an anime asap>PikminCG style would work well for this but it needs to be one of those movies where none of the characters say a wordPikmin 1 would work great>Paper Mario and Mario & LuigiWrites itself but they should all be stylized and not CG cartoon, the CG look is so bad with how stylized Mario usually isDon't care for the others
bara bowser is canon
>>725639210The umbrella is in the trailer, Anon.
>>725639325Dude... that sounds really cool, I hope it happens, might not, still cool tho
>>725639231As someone who watched the first movie...
>>725637430On the sidelines doing nothing like always
>>725639210We literally see her fight with her umbrella in the trailer retard
>>725639268>implyingwell we’re on track for all of that so see you in 2026 when this movie does well anyway
>>725639261>>725639027Why do you avatarfag with the reddit frog
>>725639285Ah yeah, NSMB too, also SMB2 had her doing the same as Mario.
>>725639198Now I have another thing to be depressed about.
let me guess, Bowser Jr finds a way to make his dad grow but he turns into this instead and this is the final boss of the movie
>>725639351Okay? And in less than a week he becomes as capable as her.That looks pretty bad for peach
She looks perfect
>>725637105/v/ never plays games, they only care if the characters are hot enough
>>725639351the only time he looked incompetent was in the training montage because he was still "new" to the place, otherwise he aped DK, controlled the race, and saved everyone
wtf is the prowler theme? that's all anybody in the youtube comments is talking about.
Honestly I'm just disappointed they seem to be giving Galaxy's plot to Peach and Toad while Mario and Luigi stay on Earth doing other shit for some fucking reason, at least they look cool riding bikes in the Sand Kingdom.
>>725639251>so what if she was a girlboss, she didn't fully win!Copeland levels of cope.
>>725638927Anon it's just a simple basic movieIt's not that deep
>>725638812that was actually funnyit's like the writers know but they can't fight their jewish overlords
>sony's state of play was a bunch of announcement's you'd see in a direct>nintendo's direct is for a movieWe live in wild times.
I hate Captain Marvel but Brie Larson is a cute mommy. Leave her alone, jerks.
>>725639351how? he gets the army peach failed to obtain, he stops peach from boiling his brother in lava, he manages to demolish a whole toad town's worth of enemies no problem while peach has to allahu bob-ombkbar herself to deal with a dozen of them
>>725639375Oof
>>725639210SHE WAS FIGHTING WITH IT IN THE TRAILER YOU FUCK
Im tired of being gaslit by feminists about why Peach's character got a complete overhaul.Its because feminists believe a woman needing to be saved by a MAN (and having feminine personality) is literally the worst thing that could ever happen.
>>725639375AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DELETE THIS POST DELETE IT
>>725639449lol no he doesn't, she is made to look more capable for the entire film up till the very end, which is still because of her kicking the shell.
>>725639227Bowser tried to murder everyone and then blow up the world when he didn't get his way. I'd still give him shit no matter how long it's been since then.
>>725639443and mario needs to pilot a flying pirate ship into his face
>>725639412to which I argue, now go watch the rest of the movie
>>725636810tendies deserve this
>>725639470spiderverse meme, it’s not important
>>725639375what the ever living fuck is that
When exactly did we veer off the best timeline?
>>725639005>powerful women is always LE BAD! regardless of context and established loreExpected from a phoneposter.
No VA for Yoshi or are they hiding it because they know it will get shot on instantly?Discuss
>>725637767Rabid feminist and shitty person in general, to the point that the MCU kicked her out due to her pissing off everybody she worked with
>>725639450she looks pretty good. better than peach anyways
>>725639361Snoy cope spotted Remember that time Sony sold the rights of K-pop demon hunters for almost nothing because they thought it would bomb?
>>725639469>peach can do the obstacle course she helped design and has had countless hours to practice on>mario figures it out in a couple daysit's unreal that speedwatching retards keep calling this evidence of some kind of girlpower conspiracy
>>725639198Ah fuck this would be sickI take back what I said about Metroid here>>725639403
Haven’t watched the trailer yet, what music did they use?
>>725639470https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5YBEdFSow8
>>725639351Surely this was for le girlboss agenda and had nothing to do with the fact that it was fish-out-of-water story where Mario was the foreign element and Peach was an established prescence in the strange new world he had to acclimatize to, no siree
>>725639403>>Punch Out>Never ever for current day but would be funturn off fox news
>>725639443Bowser didn't get his 8 hours....
>>725639503>nintendo's direct which they announced to be a movie is a moviedunno what point you're trying to make anon, not even their first non-video game romp
>>725639521they know that, they just dont care
>>725639521Go tell your therapist you crybaby
>>725639580He's just going to make baby noises
>>725639270it's funny because these movies are about Peach fucking up and Mario having to fix her mess.Like in this one she apparently decides to just jump into unkown planets with Toad alone and ends up captured again.in the first one she almost got everyone killed and her kingdom nuked.
>>725638356It's part of a long video.>Peach invites Daisy over to Mario Party because she has a crush on Luigi>Mario has taught Luigi that kissing is faggot shit and that women are gross>They play spin the bottle and it lands on Luigi and Daisy>Luigi pushes off Daisy>Daisy tries to play it off as a joke, but is obviously embarrassed and leaves the party
>>725639573>tendie is a raging SJW cuckyup, always
>>725639412AIEEEE DELETE THIS>>725639449>>725639469>>725639251>>725639274>>725638793>>725639268>>725639231>>725639005REFUTE THE IMAGE NOW SHILLBROS!!
>>725639562its kinda crazy, but its something called a "female"they smell nice and you date them
>>725639481it's so telling that you can read all that and come out of it with "peach still won but with some minor hiccups".you're actually mentally ill.
>>725639612We'll see how that goes in the Galaxy movie then, since so far we see Peach traveling through space fighting off an army while Mario is...riding bikes.
>>725638306The movie in which Adam Sandler finally plays a serious well acted character instead of one from a raunchy comedy.
>>725639539Lmao You lost. mario solved every problem peach had in the movie.
I have never heard the name of bowser jr's voice actor before. did they cast an unknown or am I just that out of the loop with hollywood slop?
>>725639593surprised the whole girlpower nonsense shit went back considering these faggots shut up the moment the movie made a billion
>>725639630It's just funny that it's the opposite of normal.
>>725639020>If your target audience is boys, good luck.retard
>>725639562That's an umbrella.
>>725639572All they had to do was turn Koopa City into Las Vegas and have Bowser be some flashy sleazy mayor that tried to marry off Wendy to Luigi before launching a full all-out invasion of the human world.
>>725638610They couldn't wrangle Seth Rogan
>>725639651When will God give you sores?Do you have them already?
>>725639654already did bro >>725639553
>>725636927marior if he sad.
>>725638205>muh ending of the gaymeNew troon excuse just dropped, she gives you the spin ability and then she doesnt exist until the end of the game because Mario does everything, goddesses like her arent meant to be girlbosses.
>>725639654post ending in 251 here.i did.
The question isnt whether or not it will be good, the question is will it sell to normalfags?
>>725639580he's just reusing voice clips from the games, there's no other reason they wouldn't have announced it and he's clearly not playing an important role in the movie.
>>725639651reddit is that way, xir.
>>725639651>tendieIf you're not actually interested in Mario then fuck off. No one cares about your pathetic drama.
>>725639696they learned to deny reality and cry victim from the very jews they think forced feminism into the mario movie. utterly ironic.
>>725639450Will they explain why Peach and Rosalina look so alike, or will they ignore it like in the games? At least say they are cousins or some shit
>>725639572>introduce yoshi>in spaceThat makes zero sense. It should have been a Mario World movie.
>>725637629I mean we already know Seth stays as DK and the other guy as Cranky and already who's voicing Diddy and Pauline, unless they end up recasting the last two because they were cameos
>>725639679If anythig it makes me MORE hopeful that we're gonna get even showings of the characters. The first's biggest flaw past it's breakneck pacing that assumed you knew everything about Mario before even watching (which I guess is fair for the target audience, but still a flaw for a movie that should stand on it's own) was the fact that Luigi was sidelined for 90% of it. If he's going off with Mario to Tostarena for whatever reason then I'm expecting them to throw down there with whatever they encounter as a duo like in the first's climax.
>>725639097I'm flattered
>>725639580He's gonna sound like that slowed down meme from a while backhttps://youtu.be/k17HsNwchtw
personally im just looking forward to the volume and variety of rosalina pornography this film will inspire
>>725639876>in space>a mario worldAnon, where do you think the mario world is in?
>>725639580does yoshi ever talk in any gamelegit question, i can't think of any of the top of my head
>>725639876Are you fucking stupid?
>>725639867first movie already said peach was from the stars or something?
>>725638134Show me a scene where she fights directly in galaxy.
>>725638465>Adventure Time'd>movie is going to end with Peach and Rosalina becoming a coupleK I N OINOTHE DOUJINS ARE GOING TO BE OUT OF THIS WORLD™I'M BUYING TWENTY TICKETS
>>725639867you dont need deep lore to explain why white women with blonde hair and blue eyes look alike.
>>725639867Blond snow bunny genes
>>725639867At least Rosalina still looks feminine enough. Peach is trying too hard to be a gremlin in a dress.
>>725637997that's literally what the previous movie was, that is probably what this film will be too
>>725639876they know it, that's why the first reveal of the sequel used mario world enemies and music before shooting into space and throwing a 'gotcha' at us. subverting the obvious next step of World is part of the marketing buzz
>>725639876>complaining about dinossaurs in space
>>725639867It's probably coincidence and someone just really likes blonde girls.
>>725639876Do they even reference old games? They've had the chance to use the dinosaurs many times but they keep using new enemies.
>>725639970dykefags should be thrown into the ocean
>>725639962why is that stupid?
>>725640002Yoshi was in Galaxy 2
>>725639219>Did she kick dogs and poisoned wells or something?Actually I'm pretty sure she did yeah
>>725639867IIRC the storybook in SMG showed/implied that Rosalina was a Mushroom Kingdom princess.
>>725639935Only gacha games and vtubers get porn these days, old man.
>>725639937...Super Mario World
>>725640020the movies are both just a long marketing trailer. it's why the first movie was so lacking in a coherent plot and everything was rushed
>>725639867They're gonna be sisters
>>725639937
>>725639435It would be funny if that's the case, trump couldn't stop the Switch 2 even though he announced his massive war the day after the full reveal and is the reason everything is so expensive now. And the Switch 2 still had the best console launch ever.The fact that he's clearly backing the sonyfags just makes the stars align.
Guys, what Galaxy music did they use in the trailer?
>>725640126More like Peach's great great great... aunt or something
honestly. the trailer just kinda felt...underwhelming. Didn't do much to make me excited for the movie
>>725639970This doesn't work because Finn was never romantically involved with Marceline. IF anything that's more like Legend of Korra where one of the main male characters dated both Korra and another chick only for Korra and the chick to end up at the end
>>725639937they talk in superstr saga
>>725639996There ir made snes because Super Mario Bros barely has any material to work with, here it's dumb because between Galaxy and Galaxy 2 you have a shitload to pull from and deciding to nab shit from Odyssey and Wonder is doing the movie a disservice. There's like 90 fucking worlds between the two galaxy games
>>725637695They already do and have for years, they can just put it in a movie-branded box now.
>>725640184It's just more of the first one, you like it or don't I guess
>>725640172They didn't because this is normieslop and you will get the super mario bros theme but orchestrated AGAIN
I still can't get over how they made the Kongs all jewish
>>725637721Too late.
>>725640330It always bothered me that Bowser is way smaller than the normal figures they sell.
>>725640195You can tell when WT got co opted by the feminist writers. Then the show just became a constant beating stick against Finn instead of him being a boy with his dog growing up in a world that wasn't his own. Wouildn't even let him have his "princess."
>>725640315>want to hire black voice actors for the kongs>"that's gonna be an issue">hire jews insteadkek
>>725639648>>Mario has taught Luigi that kissing is faggot shit and that women are grossThis never happened. Mario even scolds Luigi for being such a faggot to daisy in the Mario Party video.
>>725637838You would think he could poke himself with those bonsai shears and go back to normal size
>>725640091>>725640132oh fucki memory holed those text boxeshe also talks in 64 with a text box now that I remember i think galaxy 2 had something like that too>>725640212what do they say
>>725640315Its almost like jews control hollywood. Even Cranky was acting like a jewish grandpa
>>725640283anon the first teaser literally had galaxy music
>this thread rn
>>725640445you die if you get hit after a mini mushroom
>>725640486Bro who signed off on the eyes?
>>725640486It's the usual election tourists and snoys desperate to kill any hype for they have lost the feeling of joy and can only feel any pleasure from making everyone as miserable as themselves.
>>725640486Why would they make him older tho
>>725640476Yeah but you think there'd be some in the trailer too lol
>>725640065he isn't an enemy or music
>>725640450is superstar saga you encounter them in Yoshi Movie Theater so they mostly just talk about the theater, how exciting it is, how they can't sit in the seats properly. you also feed them fruit and they talk about how delicious it is.
>>725640410He gets with Huntress Wizard at the end but that still could've been built up for a longer period of time instead of him being a loser in love punching bag for half the show's run.
>>725640605that and incels whining about women again because women won't touch them or something. Also it's The Mario Movie, by Illumination, it's normie as normie can get, what is anyone expecting?
>>725640486His eyes are so bad
>>725636040Did anyone recognize any of the galaxies they showed?
>>725640715>they can't sit properlyPoor yoshi ;u; lmao
>>725640486Im not going to see this slop, but wouldnt bowser jr be better filled by a more genuine bowser minion. Like perhaps Kammy Koopa?
>>725640471I know what they were going for and it shoulda been Gilbert Godfret to voice cranky.Rip.
>>725640782I don't know who that is, btw for some reason I always thought Kamek was a girl, also Slippy
>>725640715>how they can't sit in the seats properlykek
>>725640782>but wouldnt bowser jr be better filled by a more genuine bowser minion. Like perhaps Kammy Koopa?Kammy isn't a genuine bowser minion. She's just genderswapped Kamek.
>>725640726Or it's because women hate anything that men like and try and coopt it for themselves, while calling men incels for complaining. Why not campaign for a Metroid movie instead of trying to take Mario? Oh wait, Samus is hot so that's a problem for you..
>>725639436That frog was ours before any other site took it.
>>725638812It's like the Luma is the fanbase telling her to knock off the girlboss shit
>>725640662have you seen the trailers from before? it's the same deal. nothing new since other movies also do this. The Bad Guys have an amazing soundtrack yet the trailers used billy eyelash
>>725640849There's magikoopa who was in the first film, and then Magikoopa, who was far more competent and cynical. She would fit right in, honestly, to this feminist drivel
>>725640864Don't you have some gachashit to whine about?
>>725640864You are never going to get laid if all you do is whine like a bitch.
>>725638515directed by ridley scott
is he right?
>>725640996>can't even name the characterkamek was pretty good at fighting everyone not the main character
>>725640998I was under the impression that incels like him believed gachashit is the future because they're all about sexualizing women.
>>725640998Funny since it's mostly feminists who whine about gacha
>>725639346That was funny.
>>725640861don't you meanhaha
>>725638059Yeah for this reason I'm fine with Rosaline being that way, just a shame they made Peach the way they did
>implying sunshineit's Wonder
>>725640995If the Super Mario Bros trailer can have Super Mario Bros music in it I expect the Super Mario Galaxy trailer to have Super Mario Galaxy music in it.
>>725639405looks like trash (based mario)
>>725641270and like I said, they did use one in the teaser. the first reveal of the first movie didn't even have a proper music outside of the certain medley at the endI'll give it another trailer
>>725641243fuck you guys. Rosalina isnt meant to be like this either. This goes against both of their characters.I hate all you trannies supporting this shit
>>725637430Nintendo pulled a Mario 3D World/Smash 4 again and prioritized Rosalina before Daisy. Despite Daisy being around much longer.
>>725641319why is he pals with luigi
>>725641319>lol look at my painting of me being fit and sexy with PeachThis is so out of character for the Mario universe. You can tell it's jewish projection.
>>725639227because luigi didn't support his romantic endeavorshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK21eO-tPDw
>>725639970Truly kino.
>>725641483Considering the writers I won't be surprised if that drawing was one of them projecting their desire to fuck Bowser.
>>725641462Just buttering Luigi up. He still wants to murder both of them if he gets large again.
>>725640096retard
>post credits scene>samus lands in the mushroom kingdom>voiced by rosalina's voice actorscreencap this if i'm right
>>725641453>prioritized Rosalina before DaisyGood.
>>725641483it's literally just a visual joke anon
>>725641409Eh I don't really love it either, just saying it's at least a little easier to cope with than girlboss Peach. I wish they wouldn't make these movies and theme parks at all and just make good games again
>>725641601>Toad: Look, it's Metroid>Samus: UGH, SAMUS!
>>725641565Jack Black looks like a pedophile so not surprised
>>725638306my nigga kevin garnett was in it and it was a good time
>>725641565The way Bowser's face in the picture is drawn gives major gay furry porn artist that's exorbitantly wealthy for some reason vibes
>>725641663>Eh I don't really love it either, just saying it's at least a little easier to cope with than girlboss Peach.Its makes even LESS sense cause Rosalina is far more dainty than Peach.
>>725641686Jack Black has an adrenochrome addiction.
>>725641704Here's the artisthttps://x.com/rskizzen/status/1988622545575104793
>>725641830not making an account just to view it
>mario rpg motif in orginal end credits for first movie>mario rpg remake>sequel has ''deep cuts'' and is space-themedGeno...?
>>725638035I have a feeling this movie will be a wasted Sequel and retelling of the first movie with the same tropes, and Rosalina’s inclusion will be a testament to that
>Yoshi is getting his own box of cookie dough but isn't even in the trailer What
>>725642050Yoshi's appearance might have overshadowed Peach and Rosalina, please understand.
>>725641925>he doesn't have an account for Elon's Nazi siteWhere are you from, 2004?
pls don't suck
>>725636709>>725636707>>725636687>>725636660>>725636657You lost snoy
>>725642195It's going to be the exact same quality as the first one
>>725641483>didn't play SMRPG
>>725638115I remember that Chris San guy mentioned specifically including “DEEP CUT” characters but so far we’ve seen just mainstream characters
>>725641830>Gay macacoGrim
>>725642213enjoy your white male demoralization film again, goyim.