Mario Bros, our response?
You're brown
You're white
>>725636975Bowser is brown
>muscular bowserkim belair is soaking wet rn
>>725636975Bowser won...
>>725637039Sorry, buddy, try again for a dollar?
Mario is never going to hit that.
so theyre confirming bowser as a fat retard
>>725636975>peach>Zelda>FE girlsIs NTR that common in nintendo games?
>>725636975Mario is just her friend, we've been over this
>“It’s over Mario, you see I have drawn you as the seething soijak while I have drawn myself as the muscular hot chad”
>>725637225You already ruined DK & Charizard by making them black, you don't deserve to take a gross dump on Bowser too
>>725636975The fuck is this thing?
What's wrong with his eyes?
>>725638130they didnt have his brand
>>725636975It's trash.
>>725638130I was going to say it’s because Illumination couldn’t into dot eyes but Toads still have them so who fucking knows
>>725638130Why the hell would they actively choose to give him fucking bloodshot eyes like that?
>>725638130surprised more people aren't brining this up, looks awful and I hope they change itreminds me of those hyper realistic "this will be mario graphics in 2013" images
>>725638109AY CARAMBA... El pueblo elegido por Dios!
>>725638371
>>725636975>Mario Bros, our response?It's trash.
>>725636975mariosisters... we are just 40yo friends with peach....
>>725638130
>>725637368>scat covered fingertips indianbro...
>>725636975Bowser is like those NTR artists who pretend their headcanon is the reality.
I look like I work at Koopa Hut? Well listen, here's what Imma do. Cuz I look like I work at Koopa Hut, Imma go ahead and grab one of the empty shells that are in my motherfuckin' stove cuz I always keep an empty, y'know empty koopa shell just for the fuck of it until I feel like I'm throwing it away.Imma go ahead and I'm just gonna ring your mom's doorbell. When I know you just sleep, Imma ring your mom's doorbell. She's not gonna answer it at first because she's gonna see a tall koopaling. But she gon peep through the peephole and see that I got 3D World complexion, so everything's gonna be alright!I'm gonna have the koopa shell and be like, "Excuse me ma'am, did you order pizza?" She's gonna look at me up and down, see the abs chiseling and busting through the underarmor, see the BB-
>>725637368>YOUR AS LOW AS $0.05that is some insane comeback
>>725638740
>>725638130Can't have young characters looking too sexy
>>725638130he's possessed by the real villain. all those power ups he got ave a price.
>>725639048wait do they seriously preemptively give young characters deformities and fucked up features so people won't sexualize them?
>RosalinaEw, why are they making these movies for girls? Guys want to see Wario and Donkey Kong
>>725636975they skipped mario 2 so of course its trashdumb cashgrab for that dumb park i hate this so much
>tw no birdo
>>725639146I've give you Wario, but fuck that gay gorilla.
>>725639224>dude lets make a movie about mario sleeping and killing pink trans dinosaurs and at the end he shoves vegetables into a frog into it dies
>>725638130Supposed to show he’s not sleeping from going crazy/being consumed by evil ink I guessLooks hideous though so I hope it’s either temporary or they change it
>>725636975>You're too late, Mario. I've already drawn my self as the Chad and you as the Basedjack
>>725639313sounds kino to me
>>725638130They probably changed it to make him more expressive, same reason why movie Sonic's eyes are separated.
>>725639313This but unironically.
>>725636975>they wasted half the trailer on some gay microbowser painting bit
>>725636975>NTRfags keep pushing Bowser x Peach>turns out Bowser himself is a NTRfagKek
>>725639585It wasn’t even funny that’s the worst part
They will make Peach and Rosalina kiss at the end.
>>725637225>>725637039bowser is black*
>>725636975>nintendo greenlit this shit
>>725636975> obsessed with Peachwhy is it okay for Bowser but not Amy
>>725639739Captain toad is mixedBowser is a fat jew
>>725637368>no ad blocker installedYou're spiritually brown.
>>725636975>YEAH BITCHES JUST LOVE UGLY LIZARDS LIKE ME, LOOK AT THIS AI PORN, U MAD PLUMBERBOIDamn, they really nailed it
>>725638109>he doesn't know who Bennie Safdie isNgmi
>>725638109>Bowser Jewnior
>>725639831White-gloved hands typed this.
>>725638130I like how his bandana is literally a hankerchief with sharpie drawing on it
>>725637368>posts brown hand>"try again"Am I missing something here?
I think it's cute that Bowser and Luigi are friends. I charmed by this bit of characterisation.
>>725637368Please hydrate
why didn’t Rosalina oneshot all the bosses with her giant magic star shurikens in Galaxy 1+2, was she stupid?
>>725638109La creatura.
>>725639880they only care for actors if they are a white boy from Utah
>>725636975>Drew himself as a hunk bara daddyBowser, you are wasting your time with w*men
Kind of a weird autistic complaint but I was always kinda bugged by how Bowser was written in the previous movie, and it seems to carry over in this one. He's a perfectly entertaining villain but he feels less like Bowser and more like K. Rool if he suddenly developed a yandere crush on Princess Peach if that makes any sense.
>>725639894kek
>>725639517man I forgot how ugly movienic looks
>>725636975what did they mean by this
does this movie take place after smg2?
>>725637368>posts identifiable fingerprints on the internetAnon...
>>725639146
>>725640119I get what you mean, but it is inline with odyssey bowser and nsmb bowser where hes less of a demon turtle king and more of a big gay retard
>>725640224>ZAMN!
>>725639801wario is a jew, bowser is black
>>725638130Bowser is dead broke so Jr is stuck paying for his own alimony
>>725636975>nyantcha.jpg
So basically, as long as Amy shows a single feminine trait, we all agree Sonic won right?
>>725640203natural selection
>>725640119I'm not sure what you were expecting with it being Hollywood and made by IlluminationLike you're not going to get anything accurate to the games in any universe
>>725640270Black niggas ain't voiced by jack black blud, skurskurskurskur
>>725640332Amy is gonna an insufferable bitchy girl boss.
>>725640332You mean Sonic's bestie that really loves tarot cards and has always been Sonic's purely platonic friend?
yoshi
>>725640332Do you really have any hope after Shadow Generations
>>725640472Amy is always very open about her feelings
>>725640473
>>725640332>the lifetime/hallmark movies with the bare legal minimum required screentime of Sonic the hedgehog are better than the fully animated Mario MovieHow did we get here? How did illumination accomplish such a feat as to get mogged by James Marsden and his black wife talking about FAMILY
>>725640332Amy already girlbossed in the credit scene. Sonic lost.
>>725637368>only posts palmLol pussy
>>725640332> Bowser acts more like Amy than Amy has in yearsnobody wins
>>725637368GOOD MORNING SAAR
>>725640332>Amy effortlessly destroys multiple Metal SonicsSonic lost a while ago.
this is how all bowser ntrfags will be portrayed as now
>>725639880Is that Peter Dinklage with blonde hair?
I have decided from now I on I will only masturbate on mondays. So I won't be masturbating today but get hype for pregnant orc ntr this coming monday.
>>725640547fixed
>>725640551illumination is known for making bland cheap movies that wins back a lot of cash
>>725636975That's a great painting. Why is Mario so mean to him in this trailer? Does he just not believe that Bowser has changed but Luigi does and Mario is trying to convince him he hasn't?
>>725640332Amy will spend all her screentime talking about tarot cards
>>725640758You are a gay person
>>725640507? There is a scene where Sonic doesn't push her away. That's it
>>725640735kys
>>725640473>>725640547Weird how Yoshi and Rosalina are the ones that got the best designs closest to the games
>>725636975He's literally a chud
something bothers me about Rosalina being called "Princess Rosalina" in the trailer
>>725639517Your example literally changes nothing about expressiveness. It's just more "realistic".
What would you do if you had a tiny version of Bowser?
>>725640884It's for the ADHD phoneaddicted millenials in case they weren't paying attention and doomscrolling instead.
>>725638130>>725640119>>725640332>>725640551>>725640119Shut the fuck up, snoy. Your meltdown isn't until tomorrow.
>>725640987hahahah wouldn't be funny if mario punished bowser everynow and then by putting him a jar and filling it with his cum whenever his misbehave?
>>725637368Do brown people unironically think they're white because they aren't pitch black or something?
>>725641087>if you don't like the super Mario movie, it's because you're a snoyIf you didn't like despicable me 4 or Minions 2: Rise of Gru, you must be Indian!
>>725638303Based
>>725641087>
>>725639146if wario is in the 3rd movie they gotta include his ware crew?
>>725637368https://youtu.be/8AViBLKRHk4?si=Q_bRLhFDfWAb-kIX
>>725639517There is no such thing as a more “expressive” design. It literally all comes down to direction and artistic ability to make something more expressive. Any design can be as expressive as you make it. Game’s Sonic’s mono eye can be plenty expressive if you know what you’re doing. What’s so much more expressive about these faces you give? These are generic ones anyone could think of with his two eyes.
>>725639517No, Sonic's eyes are separated because they would look retarded in a realistic setting. BJr could just have all-black eyes, there is precedent in that very movie.
>>725638898kek
>>725640987It's crazy how I'll shoot his ant-sized dick off with my red9 handgun.
>>725640332Sonic already won by movie 3 thoughteverbeit
>>725640987I would pour boiling milk on his soft spot.
>>725641087Let me guess, we're all "Eric", the man who is somehow both a hardcore Snoy and a hardcore OoT/Gamecube fanboy because we dare criticize Big Daddy Nintendo?
>>725640259Nigga, that's "Oh my Gryffindor!" Get it right.
>>725639880is this the one movie from the OPN song?
>>725640332For some reason women aren't allowed to have crushes on men in media, so sonic will have a crush on amy instead, and it'll be widely praised by "fans".
God its so fucking weird to see jack black in something like a nintendo direct. Everything has become so cringe. Its like an out of body experience. I feel like I am becoming mentally ill for real now.
Sex with Yoshi
>>725640987put him in the mason jar
All Nintendo movies should have been anime. Just proves how soulless they are going for mass appeal with safe bland Illumination 3D
How do you respond without sounding angry?
I was stuck in a meeting and fucking missed it. Was it a good direct?
>>725642094sure if you want absolutely nobody to watch it.
>>725642226I would call him uncultured or retarded. Impossible Mario shows half the talent for painting that Bowser has
Daisyfags lost big league
>>725642407Uh mario has a painting game! Of course he can paint!
I think it’s kinda weird that they’re still insisting on girlbossing Peach. Rosalina being a capable fighter makes much more sense given the fact that she’s a space goddess or whatever, so I don’t mind that so much. I just don’t think that archetype fits peach at all, even the little characterization she has in the games.Fuck, you can still have her be important without being an action hero. Paper Mario (especially TTYD) really hammers that home - she’s great in those games and is still very integral to the plot while not doing any fighting.
>>725640562Amy was always a girlboss
>>725642234Bowser Jr. doesn't sound like a kid, and Rosalina chances to become another girl boss are increasing, so it's trash
>>725642234It's like 5 minutes. Go watch it.
>>725642483Sucy sexo
>>725642483Peach has been fighting since as early as smb2.She did it again in 3d world and again wonder.And also in peach showtime
Where the fuck is Yoshi?
>>725636975>bowser is a simp who likes non-canon fanart about himself as the chad who gets the girlKek, of course the pajeets relate to this.
>>725642407>uncultured for rightfully calling glorified self insert art gay and lame Do bowserkeks really?
>>725641087I pray for the day Nintendo threads stop being ruined by the type of person that thinks spamming snoy and eric is hysterical
>>725636975>mario already permacucked>hold on bowser is too cool now, we need to devote 50% of the trailer to cucking him exclusivelyThis was not an entertaining trailer
>>725642618>Running and jumping means you have Kung-fun powers now
>>725642483>I think it’s kinda weird that they’re still insisting on girlbossing Peach.>it's weird that they try to open the movie for bigger audience (little girls) and make more money because almost all boys at that age will watch the movie anywayyea weird
>>725642279It's fucking Mario. Even if it was anime it would be Ghibli tier popularity with normalfags
>>725637368
>>725642508Strong doesn't equal girlboss. She'd do anything Sonic tells her to do. Kind of like Sakura and Sasuke, her being strong doesn't make her any less of a pathetic femsimpcel
>>725637368>no ad blocker>brownFor the love of God rangeban the third world already.
>>725642734Literally nobody watched the movie for girl boss peach. In fact it is the thing people complained the most in the first movie
>No mysterious deep echoed voice for rosalinadang
>>725642508>Amy was always a girlboss>Didn't play Sonic CD, her first game appearance as a damsel
>>725642483I just wish they'd make her a "cute" girlboss like in SMRPG or Super Paper Mario with the stupid segment where she blows up the dating sim or wacks enemies with a frying pan. Movie Peach gives American sorority girl vibes.
>>725636975i always hated off model bowserI like how round he is
>>725642861Nobody but you brainrotted retards gave a fuck about girlboss Peach. The average normie didn't bat an eye.
>>725642861I watched the first movie with my nephews they were 7 the boys and the girls, literally nobody complained about a girl boss peach and that's the target audience, not you.
>>725637368>lolicon spic
>>725642948ThisIt's funny to see incels get mad
>>725642734Stop being shitty fart snifferYou know exactly that they make the males look bad and would never make the girl boss look bad even when kidnapped still acting smug and bossyThe new trailer was obvious it's basically shitty girl bosses fighting men not fighting that's it it tells enough bowser gets humiliated maybe bowser jr gets to do something who knows.
>>725642948they just consoom
Woooow, this looks so fun. Why can't I be four when this comes out, instead of when the old live-action movie came out? We popped fucking popcorn. The fucking Mario movie. We thought life would never be the same. 2 seconds in it was like a bad trip, I remember going "no nonono this is WRONG no NO"
>>725642948>N-Nobody cares, except for people who do but nobody cares!Ok>>725642968Same here, except everyone complained
>>725642968Cause they don't know who Peach is why would they complain>ummm actually movie based on an IP is made for people who know nothing about IPThat doesn't make any fucking sense. Show them boss baby
>>725642968Dude they are 7 they don't know the world yet they are you little slow?that's the whole point of doing this to children movies make women look competent unstoppable while males are goofy clumsy and get humiliated you know this to be true.
>>725642031why did they have him introduce the literally who instead of the guy coming out himself? wwhy was he acting like that? the whole thing was bizarre.
>>725639146We already saw DK
>>725643061If you were four today you would give zero fucks about Mario and you'd be singing the lava turkey song or whatever it's called
>>725642948My gf wouldn’t stop talking about how much she hated that aspect of the movie after she watched it.Peach is her favorite Mario character so she took it pretty seriously. I was kinda surprised because she’s a huge feminist or whatever.
>>725640332I think the most likely outcome is gonna be>There are multiple Metal Sonic, but THE Metal Sonic (Designed after NEO Metal) is going to be the one powered by Sonic's Quill>Amy starts off with heavy admiration of Sonic based on her tarot readings, has a date with sonic that removes the interest, then becomes 100% lovestruck when he saves the day.>We'll get a really cringe scene where Tom is trying to coach Sonic on how to flirt with Amy, revealing that Tom wasn't the romantic in his relationship>Fat niggress says 'Give me that', takes the walkey talky from Tom, starts giving shit that'll be 'actual advice'>In the fight with Eggman, Amy will kick Jim Carrey in the nuts and he'll say either 'Right in the Chaos Emeralds' or 'Right in the Egg men'
>>725636975>drew himself as a gigachadHe's literally me...
>>725643018>>725643109>>725643150I do agree that it is girl boss, but how do you want to change that? Are you going to buy the film company and nintendo? It's just how the world works now they don't give a shit about you because they know you will watch it anyway. Even the new Jurassic Park was girl boss.
>>725642279Kimetsu no yaiba made more money than superman
Personally I would brutally murder movie peach.
>>725643185I'd be dead after my insane friends started making pipebombs, now that AI can just tell you how.
>>725639894underrated
>>725643248post belly
>>725637225Bowser is green and yellow with red hair
>>725643295I haven't watch the first one and I won't watch this one. don't care what you say I won't.
>>725643295>how do you want to change thatWhat the fuck kind of retarded argument is this? Let's stop all discussion of media forever because we don't own any of the IPs
>>725637368SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE POST
>>725643443>I haven't watch the first one and I won't watch this one. don't care what you say I won't.>complains about a movie he never watchedclassic /v/ never change
>>725638109>>725638130How we feeling his voicehttps://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1988612252233302103
>>725640119same way peach must be a girl boss that needs no man, bowser needs to be a bumbling idiot
>>725643535Like I get games might have a barrier of not owning a specific console, but a movie? Do you lack fucking eyes
>>725643307>kimestu no yaiba
>>725643554it's terrible, he doesn't even sound young. makes no sense. should have been a woman or child actor.
>>725643307>Kimetsu no yaiba made more money than superman>1 case (that took decades to happen) in a sea of anime movie flops
>>725642948>The average normie didn't bat an eye.maybe because they are the target audience since they are all soi drinking emasculated retards?
girlboss peach is such a fucking stupid complaint for anybody that's played the RPGs
>>725643554I guess I should be thankful Lumas don't sound like drunk men in their fifties
>>725636975Requesting this painting in this art style but peach is looking down at bowser's hung cock
>>725643596it's actually a really fun movie, no reason to not watch it if you like the entire mario setting and nintendo.
>>725643740nobody cares pete you're a faggot dead meme, die
>>725643740the rpgs are trash
>>725638130He's a weird paint creature everyone forgets this because sunshine is shit
>>725643916He is not.
>>725643740You don't know what girl boss means
>>725638542It's foreshadowing the reveal that his father is actually King K. Rool and Bowser is a cuck raising another mans child.
>>725638109One of the reasons Happy Gilmore 2 sucked
>>725643193My sister who has also been a huge feminist her whole adult life has occaisonally started saying stuff like this. How feminism has gone too far in certain aspects.
>>725643916No he’s a regular ass koopa that uses a magic brush to disguise as Mario.
>>725643950Coincidentally nobody calling her one knows what it means either, hell Peach says Mario's way better at the athleticism training than she is in a way shorter time and she was born and raised there.
>>725643740>girlboss peach is such a fucking stupid complaint for anybody that's played the RPGs
>>725643945>>725644029Why do you think the trailer starts with bowser painting. He's gonna find some radioactive space goo to paint with.
>>725644073That’s not what the person above said
>>725644073as if "they made peach a girlboss" isn't a neckbeard complaint, get a grip
>>725640551To be fair as the Sonic sequels progress, the humans get less and less screentime. I think they were in the last one for less than 15 minutes.
>>725643740Why are cat trannies so freaking braindead retarded it's hilarious
>>725644115you're giving them too much credit
>>725644045?? She said she did it in her first try, and then forced a mushroom up his throat
>>725644019When I asked my gf why she felt the way she did, she said that she was upset at how corporate and dishonest it all was. If I’m remembering correctly she made the argument that girlbossing characters ends up conflating femininity with weakness, which made a lot of sense to me. The movie annoyed her a lot with that sort of thing.
>>725636975Chad Bowser is always based
you can't make comedy without a girlboss
Look pretty fun, honestly, first movie was fun, too. I doubt it's gonna be as fun as Sonic 2 (let alone 3) but I'm sure I will enjoy it.
I honestly think Super Mario RPG would make for a more interesting movie than Galaxy. Maybe they'll go that direction for the third movie.
I love movie peach
>>725644115That could literally just foreshadow Jr. getting the magic brush and fucking everything up with god like powers. It doesn’t automatically mean he’s literally some paint homunculus
>>725644262Smash bros did it and it was better than anything Peach did in the movie
>>725643740>expecting /v/tards to actually play the games featuring the characters they whine aboutlmaoing @ (You)
>>725644169BILLIONS MUST MEOW
>>725636975Mario: Trash
>>725644496>pm1she's kidnapped, couldn't save herself, not a girl boss>pm2 a robot tried to help her, she failed to save herself, not a girlboss
>>725642907very high IQ takeit's amazing how the designers of this shit always miss how women can be empowered in their own ways, and it doesn't need to be trite-ass LE YES WE LE CAN MEN BTFO shit that funnily enough as a concept revolves entirely around men to compare to
>>725642717Mario and Peach both only have 1 game using melee combat atks.Mario 64 and Peach show time.So yeah I'm gunna equate them
>Nintendo tries to create a mario cinematic universe and once everyone has their own movie the smash movie is announced
>>725638817what a bad movie
>>725644684She clandestinely snuck around the castle and the X-Naut bases to help Mario in whatever ways she couldMario & Luigi shows her outsmarting Cackletta and Bowser fairly regularly, Brothership has her much more activeSuper Mario RPG she gets pissed and forces herself into the party because she doesn't want to sit at the castle for this one
>>725644684the snes one, tardo
>>725640332>Amy just shat on a Metal Sonic army>Peach kicks some fodder asses with umbrellaShe's already shown stronger than Peach and more girl bossy.
>>725644706Peach ain't even like that though.She's not smug or even mean to Mario. She doesn't belittle him either.So I don't know where that idea came from or how it relates.
>>725638817do you kiss your friends?
>>725636975what's the deal with bowser showing romantic interest in peach? his shlong doesn't fit in her and she can't have his babies. he used to be the powergrab kind of guy that tucks peach away and at best orders her to give him cake because she has god tier cooking skills even to him (bowser's inside story shows us how he usually eats the tastiest shit around made by the best cooks so peach grabbing his attention is of note)
>>725636975 >All the peach cucking mario art is just bowser's delusionsGood marketing.
>>725644964>his shlong doesn't fitwhat if he has a small dick?I'd love to see it!
>>725639691The whole bowser and Mario scene was good except for the part where bowser was freaking out just before he finished the painting
>>725637368the back of the hand show the reals color sir
>>725644848Kids who didn't watch the movie argue about what's in the movieSee earlier post saying Peach claims she first-tried the training program before ramming a mushroom down Mario's throat, which didn't happen (the first-trying, not the mushroom strap-on)
>>725639771Nintendoes what segdon't
>>725644706Thank you, it's just really uncreative to see the billionth woman that fights and acts like a man. The examples I listed are interesting because the girlbossiness is directly related to femininity
>>725638817>not even fwb?fat white bitches?
>>725636975
>>725644828Knowing how to fight is not being a girl boss.Peach doesn't know how to fight, they changed her character to make her the STRONK WOMAN. While Amy being able to fight is in character and doesn't imply she is going to shover her girl cock through Sonic's throat like Peach
>>725641945he did the entire soundtrack and it's greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCOMswI_ggg
>>725637368anons having a Latinx off
>>725639771because he's a villainif you obsess over someone you're evil
Who is Benny Safdie? I’ve never heard that name before
>>725644383bowser created jr with the paint. that's literally the only explanation why he would have a son that was never present or mentioned during the first movie.
>>725640332she looks like a they/them
>>725643740I used to main her in Melee so I'm not complaining
>>725637368>bbc stained handsYup, it's a white
I vomited
>here's a story about princess peach of a wonderful kingd->FUCK THAT SHIT TELL ME ABOUT THE PLUMBERS AGAIN!what did nintendo mean by this?
>>725640473i did it :)
>>725644781I'm all for joking about woke games but removing the woke from this movie wouldn't have fixed it in the slightest
>>725636975that's so her type
>>725640758Illumination has greatly mischaracterized Mario. He would never be so openly rude even to his worst enemy. Mario is adventurous, open-hearted and above all else kind.
>>725645594Mario's pretty cantankerous in Mario & Luigi
>>725645594Miyamoto is eyebaing the film in every aspect anon.He approved this behavior.
I thought the first movie was OK but had room for improvement.But I've gotta be honest. Having watched this trailer, I have no interest whatsoever in seeing the second one. They're clearly doubling down on all the worst parts of the first movie rather than correcting them.
>>725644239This is pretty much it. I have no issue with with her being in the action, im just annoyed by Hollywood's insistence that it's incompatible with being a pink girly-girl. She doesn't need to hit a bad guy and be smarmy about it, she just needs to hit a bad guy.It makes for a fun character because she's usually the first person to mindlessly throw herself into action to help someone, and that gets her in trouble sometimes. It's endearing.
>>725645202Time to watch it then
Is it a generic mook voice in the megaleg at the end? Will Bowser be the main villain or do the ninji's mean Wart is the villain? Or some new guy? I wouldn't mind if it was Tatanga. But yeah no lore on Bowser Jr.'s mother I bet. Probably only one joke and that's it.
>>725645762Ok
>>725644958some women even fuck their friends so I don't think Mario is that much of a simp.
>>725645945It's bowser Jr and he's gunna black paint bowser and then they fight fury boswer
>>725644964He's attracted to her personality and sense of humor
>>725636975>Bowser is the villain againLazy asses at Nintendo and Illumination.
>Everybody saying there wasn’t Galaxy music in the trailer>Nobody’s pointing out the Gusty Garden motif right after the “Princess Rosalina, you’re coming with me” line and right after Rosalina blows Megaleg up
>>725644964>his shlong doesn't fit in her and she can't have his babiesyou don't know that
>>725645738>implying that senile old fuck knows how to handle Mario
>>725646056Why does mario's face here look like that of a random anime child and not mario
surprised to see movie rosalina take a design cue or two from her smash brothers design. that's cool.
>>725645186>doesn't imply she is going to shover her girl cock through Sonic's throat it doesn't? :(
>>725646187bowser jr's spiky shell would destroy her
>>725646228sloppa
Luigi's getting shafted again right?>Peach girlbossing with Toad>Rosalina girl bossing and seemingly playing a role instead of sitting around while Mario fixes her shit up>Mario will be getting Yoshi who will likely be his own character >Jr. getting plot No room for poor Luigi
>>725646261How so?
>>725640884I felt the same, but it's also Jr. that's saying it. Considering it is a trailer, that line might be taken out of context. He's probably just wrong/mistaken, like he was about "Mama Peach" in the games. I don't think they call her a princess at any other point in the Direct, so it's probably a plot point.
>>725646276I'm glad Mario will be the containment thread for futafags, stay there and never leave
>>725637368I'm glad I clicked on this thread now. The fucking replies.
>>725636975PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES
>>725646301just like in the games
>>725646285hot
>>725645831Yeah that all makes sense to me.Honestly my girlfriend has gotten me to reconsider a lot of my feelings on feminist rhetoric. She has a very nuanced view of most topics on the matter and we usually end up agreeing on them which has been interesting. One of the first things I learned about her was that her favorite Sonic character was Rouge the Bat - which kinda broke my mental model of what a typical feminist was. I think if there were more people like her things would be a lot better.
>>725646301Luigi doesn't deserve anything after what he did to daisy at that partyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHdQuzIz5qY
>>725646525>feminist >having a favorite video game character. That's an attention whore.
>>725645489Who is this woman, and why does it make permavirgin angsty immature chuds seethe at her sight?
What happened to Awkwafina being the leading choice to play Rosalina?
>Super MARIO Galaxy movie>80% of the action in the trailer is look at how amazing and badass these female characters (that aren't named Mario) areWhy is hollywood like this?
>>725640332Sonic Racing Crossworlds has giggle physics on Rouge. Sonic already won.
>>725646684She’s better at SA2 than I am. I don’t think I’ve ever beaten her in battle mode
>>725646301L is real this time
>>725646309The frill design at the end of her sleeves are heavily inspired by smash.
>>725639739He's literally green.
>>725646228Generative models suck
>>725638130Look how they massacred the innocent little one
>>725646912Males are gross
who cares about girlboss Peach.this was the real character assassination
>>725646261It's legitimately really cool to see how Smash ended up reverse-influencing all the characters in it, like how pretty much Captain Falcon's entire character was decided and influenced by Smash, or Donkey Kong's up-special making it into Bananza
>>725638817Meanwhile Diddy and Dixie are actually Dating
>>725646912Because they don't need to sell you on mario. You know he's gunna get the best scenes Just like the first 1
I think Peach and Bowser are good together.
>>725646525>I was shocked to learn feminist girls aren't all about being ugly wow how crazy is that?Jesus christ your girlfriend is unlucky
>>725647127>gorilla noiseshe never had a character to begin with
>>725639290No Birdo is weird because I believe I saw Ninji Enemies in the trailer, Birdo would have been more hype than Space Peach
>>725647165notice how mario never kissed her
>>725647127Still better than Nintendo's own nu-DK. This one is at least full of himself.
>>725636975Genuinely I think they're going a bit too hard on him being a pathetic incel. At least in the first movie, he was still considered a threat in the end but now it's like him Lusting over Peach and hating Mario is his only character traits
>>725647185>t. kim belair
>>725647127you mean character insertion. the way cranky spoke about DK leans towards DK being bratty, it's alright + meshes well with the missing DKjr.the real murder was the lack of Cranky Kong chewing the entire fucking movie alive as the king.
>>725637368You need better circulation.
>>725636975I feel like I've seen that painting a hundred times in "fan art"
it's going to be so funny watching Nintendofags grit their teeth and pretend this is everything they've ever wanted for the next year because this is what they're getting instead of a new 3D Mario for a while and they need to heckin own the snoys>>725642640that day can't come soon enough, it's been nearly a fucking decade of this shit
>>725640007Why doesn’t she fight like that in Smash is a better question, same with Peach
>>725647285The context is clearly he's trying to play nice so they make him large again
>>725647185anon peach is going to die trying to lay an egg from bowserprobably going to die long before trying to get his huge turtle dick inside but
>>725647185>Thank you so much for laying my wife.
>>725647187I don’t see the problem with having my biases reevaluated upon meeting new people.I admit that I had a skewed view of things before meeting her.
Is DK not going to be in the Galaxy movie?
>>725647348it's garbagebowser should be chubby
>>725647248>Birdo would have been more hype than Space Peachfucking basedrosalina is normalfag bait
>>725647169They can't make Mario look like a better action hero than peach and rosalina. That would be a heckin sexism.
>>725640332>fat sassy black woman wedding sub plot in Sonic 2.You're late to the party with that one bud.
>Jack Black: Mario galaxy is the best game of all time
>>725647402birdo is male, he is for gay men
>>725638817Mario is 25. Peach is 19.
>>725647348i imagine that's the joke, like sanic as a hobo's drawing
>>725640332I’m more hyped for Amy than Girlboss Peach 2.0: Galaxy Edition I just like Amy more as a character I hope they let movie Amy be fun, cute and feminine while also being strong instead of making her a tomboy or an obssesed girlfriendI hope Amy gets to have different hair/quill styles like Sonic in the first movie with his Afro, it would be cute, have Amy go to get her hair done with Maddie and Rachel and have a girl’s night out
Why do people shit their diaper over off-model porn of him?
>>725647489i am a gay man who likes faggots who know their place and play the woman role well
>>725637368Literally a brown hand, white balance frauding
>>725640547>>725640473>>725640735>Forced Soul
>>725645587you kidding? peach being kidnapped and locked up because bowser has a wedding planned, while Mario and Luigi setting out to rescue her, and they get special powers in that world because they are human (jumping high, able to use powerups that nobody else can use, breathe under water). it would have been a good movie.indeed "removing the woke" creates a whole new movie.
>>725647456He already did in the first movie.
>Brie Larson voicing Rosalina>she's just going to be a Captain Marvel equivalent>this cunt is now going to be forever associated with RosalinaHow wonderful
>>725641618I don’t see how Yoshi, Rosalina or Jr. can top this, not to mention, the Double Jim Carrey
>>725647469>sonic movie>niggers everywhere
>>725647395Agreed
>>725638109Syrian Jewish and AshkeNAZI jewish make this
>>725647469sonic should fuck the black chick behind the fat sister and have mutant alien babies with her
>>725647768And it still handles its source IP better. That's embarrassing for Mario.
>>725637368Show the back of the hand retardT. Nubian but my palms look white as snow
>>725647801*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*
>>725646525>my girlfriend's pussy softened me and I agree with feminism more nowYeah we all know what pussy does to men, and we all know most extremists are only exagerating to get a point accross.Just a warning, she is educating/taming you, it's a shit test, she likes you because you are a "savage puzzle", among other more earnest things I'm sure, and your man logic says "well let's agree and compromise in some middle point to keep the peace and understand eachother better", and she might say she feels the same, but everytime you concede, deep down she feels that you are more of a child and she's just mommying you, you lose her respect and intrigue everytime you fold, most women don't want a child for a boyfriend, and I know it sounds retarded but to her her feelings are true, so if she feels you are not enough of a man she will feel she has nothing to do with you and she will feel like leaving for a partner that feels more masculine so she can feel better, it's all feelings and that's why women make horrible choices and also test their partners like this, to feel that you are a MAN, so, my sensible advice is, choose one topic or two where no matter what she says, don't budge it doesn't have to be that deep of a topic or devolve into a big argument, just prove that she doesn't have control over all of you, show her there are some things you will never compromise, not even for her (it would help if you were catholic so your staunchness would have some obvious backing and merit, but it can be something as simple as gaming or going to excercise at a fixed hour every saturday or something, watch her jump at that and try to change your schedule or your views, even if just a little, she's not trying to communicate better, she's just trying to see if you have the balls to say no).
>>725639130Recent Disney is very guilty for this
My boy BJR is IN
>brie larson as rosalinadogshit>benny safdie as bowser jrweird as shit but very based
>>725639130That's also why everyone in (for example) Big Mouth is fuck-ugly.
>>725647695Why would mario care about saving some random whore and not his bro?
>>725640473He's for the second trailer>>725640987I'd probably work with him to sell his tiny paintings and also make a shoulder mount so he can go everywhere I go
>>725646525
>>725636975</3
>>725646525>My feminist girlfriend chose me despite my opposition to feminismNow watch as she leaves once you no longer have balls and agree with her on most things.
>>725648019she sounds like galaxy and mario kart wii rosalina though. hate her if you like but she nailed it so far
wtf even is a bowser jr? A clone?
>>725647185It is what it is little man.
>>725638740How will Bowser Jr. save his father from being treated like a MLP doll at the hands of Mario and his Pesky brother, Luigi?
>>725647597(its good but I don't like it because Im not a kid anymore)
>>725639130>>725648032It was made by jews and got 8 seasons btw.
>>725648383he's bowsers son. Mario's world operates on stork deliveries.
>>725647127>character assassination is when you are actually given a characterlmaofucking retards
> it's trashWhy Mariotatd is such a fucking malding chud?it was a genuinelydecent nice painting
>>725647892my experience was the exact opposite of this. you need to cater to her every whim and baby her or she will lose feelings, no matter how well the relationship seems to be going. any disagreement she had she would usually quickly concede and agree with me, then later on she threw that same shit in my face as reasons for leaving me.
>>725647528>cute and feminineshe is notnot with that ugly face
>>725642226>How do you respond without sounding angry?Go unclog my toilet plumber boy.
>>725648505leftoids love ugliness
>>725643332Travis Kong...
>>725647892I’ve set hard boundaries like that and she hasn’t minded at all. We both have things we’ve elected not to compromise on and it’s made our relationship pretty healthy in my view.Gives us enough separation to be our own people.
>>725642094Choose what you want for which Nintendo franchise
>>725648505Somewhere out there, there is a gooner with this on every screen.
>>725648628>The guy that kidnapped your brother, tried to kill you and cuck you, shows you a painting of you basically getting cucked.I'm more surprised about Luigi being that forgiving and nice to him, it even feels like they might become friends, Luigi is such a good lad.
>>725648880i don't
>>725648628You keep the agenda alive for some you hate. Makes sense, if you tried to kill and roast me and my brother alive, I'd hate your ass and shit talk everything you'd do
>>725640119I just throw it out the window alltogether as "It's a Illumination movie made with modern families and kids in mind, I'm not going to be the slavering autist that has a youtube meltdown over it."
>>725649027A fire emblem movie based on fe1 would be based
>>725638371>It's trash.
>>725649054What bowser and peach do behind mario’s back is none of his business.
>>725649027None why would I wanna shitty movie from jewhood
>>725649225Imagine if Mario didn't give a shit. Like if he didn't come save the kingdom. Guys got pipes to clear, drains to unclog, and pumps to install.
>>725642094>not casting Taylor SwiftSoulless Nintendo move
>>725648731You were hotter/more valuable than her in her mind, you were a catch and that's why she was the one folding, she was trying to keep you.I suspect she either knew a man she felt was better than you, or saw something in you that made her feel you weren't such a catch after all (most likely you babying her and catering to her every whim as to not lose her, I can guarantee that relationship would've lasted more if you "lost feelings" every time she did that shit), that's why in the end she backpedalled.
>>7256412544chanBob?
>>725636975Mario is right on being pissed and hateful at him after all the shit from the previous movie.but of course this movie is gonna make him like the bad guy, taking everything for granted and blabla blaaahh...outside that, the movie doesnt look that bad. Rosa doesnt sound bad either. but i am shocked they didnt went for Idina Menzel given how Elsa is literally Rosa in every aspect (must be a Disney Clause).another thing to note: wasnt Yoshi supposed to be a big part of the movie? if the idea is to show him as the big highlight of the final trailer, i have to say: thats a bad idea.if anything this trailer should have featured Yoshi and its antics, and then the actual big final trailer around february or so, would feature and talk about Rosa.
Ok but can someone explain me why dont we have already 100 pieces of art of Tiny Bowser exploring depths of Rosalina's or Peach's pussy?
>>725644160>>725647469I genuinely didn't watch Sonic 3 in theaters because they made the black wedding a plot point back in Sonic 2.I felt fucking robbed not hearing Live & Learn in theaters.
>>725640119Bowser has ALWAYS being like this.>He is the king of a massive army of evil, but he will always stand up to his men>he cares for the koopalings and considers Jr. his one true son.>when he is not doing evil stuff, he is kind of a softie.>despite god knows how many defeats at the hands of mario, he will always love Peach, even if she will never return that love.
>>725649803bowser fags consists of 90% homosexuals, the other 10% being mentally ill cat ladies like kim belair
>>725647892had some chick try to tame me recentlyi just kept whipping out my dick and calling her annoyingthen she told me she had a boyfriend in the military after 2 months of this acting like it was a redemption for hergood riddance that shit was draining me emotionally
>>725649983shame
>>725649803bowser is for gays only>>725649983behead female artists
>>725645762My money says we will see the same tropes from the first movie, namely Peach and Rosalina being girlbosses as one of the repeated tropes
>>725649905but live and learn appears thoughout movie in different ways, just not fully.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bFyj_eeGEU
>>725644747that will never happen since the Zelda movie is live action, not animated.ALL movies have to be in one style for a cinematic universe to work. (and no, Spiderverse doesnt count because thats not an universe, thats a movie series).
>>725650131>2 strong female leadsarr rook the same
>>725642234They doubled down on the gurlboss shit. Peach continues to be a Kung fu slay queen and now Rosalina too takes down all her enemies effortlessly
>>725637039So is Mario.
>>725650142La Luz Extinguido...
>>725650142
I actually like that they made Mario a hater
>We have Ninji but no Birdohttps://x.com/pichitime/status/1988614810364227588?s=46
>>725646776She's being saved for either Daisy or Pauline. Or perhaps Wendy.>>725649027A Fire Emblem anime animated by David Production.>>725650141This is what I was referring to. The dumb smile I had on my face when I saw that for the first time was fucking magnificent.
>bowser's still a murderous psychopath instead of a good king with an obsessive crush who tries way too hard to look coolFucking dropped.
>>725648880>leftoids>look inside>clueless executives and pedophile entertainment moguls
>>725637368>YOUR [As low as $0.05]
>>725650131Peach was a girl faliure in the 1st movie though
>>725637368show top of hand
>>725650404Go back to your fanfiction
>>725645489OH GOD A WOMEN WITH DOUBLE DIGITS!im off for the day i have to recover
>>725650404He's both, his first answer is always violence and stealing treasure but he's (usually) good to his troops
>>725650435They're synonymous.
>>725650368Pauline is voiced by that VA that voices two Loud sisters.
>>725650435toxotransmosis moment
>>725650435so...leftoids?
>>725640119what the fuck are you talking about? K Rool is nothing like this.
>>725650404That's just how average mariotard is.You know this.I know this.Everybody knows this.
>>725650545>look inside>anon that thought that post disagreed with him
>>725650624nigger moment
>>725650435same thing
>>725642483>especially TTYDNah in that game she's just taken for a ride by forces she can't control (the creepy computer and the Demon Queen). You're thinking of 64 where despite being kidnapped she has actual agency, tries her best to help Mario and contributes to Twink's character arc to boot. Best appearance of Peach in anything, it will never be beaten.
>>725636975Literally the heckin wholesome chungus meme.
>>725649064But being against taxation is right-wing, Yoshi.
>>725639739Bowser is Jack Black
>>725650404he is murderous in mario galaxyplay the damn game
>>725650501>>725650557Bowser's never been actively murderous towards anyone but Mario or other villains in the games. He's violent and a jerk, but it always stops at "beat them up and take their lunch money" type stuff and not "I'M GOING TO HAVE A MASS SACRIFICE FOR PEACH :)))" retardation like the dogshit movie.
>>725640119Have you even played the games?
https://x.com/UniversalPicsBr/status/1988625809335345372Superior dub.
>>725638130They wanted to make his little dot eyes realistic, it didn't work
>>725650679cumcession accepted toxotranny
>>725636975Illumination knows what the people want.
>>725646687It's the woman that played Captain Marvel who's also a super leftist
>>725643194I'm screenshotting this post because I believe at last half of it will come true, possibly even all of it.
>>725637368why the fuck are you looking at ads
>>725650620Oh yeah I forgot she was in the first movie.
>>725643194>>We'll get a really cringe scene where Tom is trying to coach Sonic on how to flirt with Amy, revealing that Tom wasn't the romantic in his relationship>>Fat niggress says 'Give me that', takes the walkey talky from Tom, starts giving shit that'll be 'actual advice'Fuck, this is gonna happen isn't it
>>725651184the self-serve ads are usually funny when they're not crypto scams
>>725645308>bowser created jr with the paint. that's literally the only explanation why he would have a son that was never present or mentioned during the first movie.Or Bowser Jr. could have just been somewhere else at the time of the first movie lmao. Bowser Jr. doesn't even consistently appear in 3D Mario games after Galaxy.
>>725649986She was just making you her side piece and wanted to exploit you further.She's already cheating so might as well get a simp to treat her right while the "real man" comes back. Good thing you didn't oblige, you showed her you are a man and she probably left because you acted exactly like the soldier boy but without being in the military so no simp treatment and no prestige, she ultimately chose the guy she can brag about, or who knows, maybe the soldier guy was a suffocating simp and she couldn't handle the heat of a man not obsessed with her, either way, good riddance, these types of women are garbage through and through.
>>725636975Would be funny if the wife of bowser is just princess shroob (bowser fan girl) that took a bowser's hair sample and with the tecnology of the shroobs created bowser junior
>>725641373It's a cope that people use to justify the 'changes' in an otherwise timeless design. All those artists re-imagining said designs? These movie adaptions are vindicating and emboldening them to come out the woodwork.
>>725651103correction: Illumination knows what cuck fetishists want and they are making fun of you.
>>725651394the fact is, the process of changing designs is wholly on the whims of people we don't have much control over, and all we can do is piss and whine on the internet.
>>725650453Literally the opposite. She's shown to be superior to Mario at all times. Literally the first thing she does when she meets him is beat his ass.
>>725651298>Or Bowser Jr. could have just been somewhere else at the time of the first movie lmaounlikely. plus if he already had a son, why isn't he worried about him in the second movie while he's locked up? he would try to use that for pity points with the bros. >Bowser Jr. doesn't even consistently appear in 3D Mario games after Galaxy.game "canon" is not comparable to movie canon.
>>725651490>cuckNo one self inserts as mario.
>>725651490correction: 4chan is obsessed with cuckoldry.
>>725651103Literally a tranny artist. Support AI instead
>>725651560she's better at him than mario world stuff for about five minutes after which he rapidly improves, he was soloing the obstacle course in about a dayplease watch the movie
>>725640119Bowser being a retarded simp has been a prominent part of his characterization for two decades now
>>725650638Yeah K Rool is threatening in comparison to PEACHES
>>725637368he's right, you're brown
>>725651560And yet she fails to stop bowserShe fails to negotiate with the kongs She fails to save her citizens durring the weddingOutside of kicking a star to mario. What did she accomplish in the movie?
>>725651694I'm not watching your goyslop
>>725651615<The guy you self insert as
>>725651927>bowserfags self insert as the trannywhat did xe mean by this?
>>725651927100% kamek took some bowser cock in this movie
>>725645594I guess you forgot how Mario was in the 80's and 2000's, huh.
>>725636975Bowser must be appeased... there's no other choice... I will take Peach's place
>>725651839>Complains about a movie he refuses to watch
>>725649803 Tiny Bowsette when?
>>725652147I like the fact pic related is real, and the other questions are even funnier.
>>725647867>And it still handles its source IP better.Why must you lie?
>>725646301He’s going to get his own Luigi’s Mansion movie
>>725649547>most likely you babying her and catering to her every whim as to not lose herI didn't do that so it couldn't have been that. I treated her as an equal while voicing my own preferences on things. her issue (I guess) is that she had no spine and hardly put up a fight about anything, and rather than speak up she just bottled everything up and pretended to be happy (she constantly told me how happy she was, how amazing I am, she cant wait to marry until the day it eneded) when in reality she was unhappy. the dumbest part is all her issues would have been trivial to address and fix if she had voiced her concern properly, but she didn't, and she had no interest in working things out even though I told her I was happy to compromise. just threw everything in my face and told me I should have known better, then ghosted. so my lesson I learned is that women are fucking babies that need literally constant attention and everything they want instantly.
>>725651682This
>>725645489YES!!!
>>725642031>I feel like I am becoming mentally ill for real now>Post tranime Gee I wonder why
>>725636975WOWIE ZOWIE ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>725645186>peach doesnt know how to fight despite being playable and fighting and kicking bowsers ass since super mario 2>discredit her for Amy Rose by saying she doesnt need to fight while Amy has shown to be capable without Sonics help and stronger. Peach therefore by your eyes is the inferior character since you need her to be a helpless woman who can stop villains like Mario while Sonic treats Amy and other females as more appealing females dunno their strength to fight and their charactersWhy are you like this?
>>725652387That's a terrible lesson to get from this, women are fucking babies, and everything they want instantly like you can read their mind, BUT, you shouldn't give them, the attention, at all, at least not just because, they have to earn it to value it, otherwise they get uppity and feel lots of things that are not conducive to love you.To me however, it sounds that she was just making retarded excuses to dump you as soon as possible, again, either she met another guy or something and needed to get rid of you asap, or she is genuinely mentally ill.
>>725645594Mario being a cuckold goober is why Sonic was endearing over him in the 90s and somewhat this current era of Sonic media. Mario needs some spice to his name. Let the nice guy be Luigi.
>Lets all appear in a movie and not tell Daisy
>>725652667Why the fuck is everyone forcing this shitty Krillin edit of Mario?
>>725647528Amy predates girl bossy female dominance and is gonna be more insufferable than movie peach. Just watch. No one is gonna see this movie for her, its just gonna be a sonic vs metal hype mode movie.
>>725653006daisy will appear specifically to sweep luigi off his feettrust
>>725653006I don't understand why Daisy is not making the cut, like at all, anyone got any ideas?
>>725653097/dbs/ got its teeth kicked in a few times recently and they're responding the only way they know how
>>725646525>>725646684>>725646946>>725647892>>725648731>>725649547>>725652387>>725652896>>725649986>Bragging about women and having girlfriends on 4chan>betting you guys dont have anySad
>>725636975>YOU LOST MARIO FOR I DREW MYSELF AS THE CHAD
>>725651491And enough 'whining' can make them fuck off completely. I'll take a stiff design that's classic over a 'new' design that's 'expressive' to the point of uncanniness.
>>725653006It's funny how accurate the fake Rosalina leak was compared to the real version. Just shows how predictable the house style of Hollywood 3DCGI is
>>725651356Bro you dont have a chick>>725646525You dont have a girlfriend.
>>725652927Mario's always gonna be the Mickey to Sonic's Bugs Bunny and you can't change that. You want a "Mario" character with some edge, that's what Wario was for (so much so he was quarantined to his own universe TWICE), and why his first game sold so well. Unintentionally he was Nintendo's answer to Sonic and was so huge in Nintendo's marketing from like 93 to 96.
>>725653097>editI have bad news for you.This face is actually official merch.
>>725651615You should, he is what 80% of people on this board look like.
>>725653006Daisy clearly is for third movie
>>725637368>posting at high enough resolution to clearly see fingerprintsOh shit nigger what are you doing
>>725653097It's not an edit. It's a cropped screenshot of Mario having his face stretched in a game to look like that. Obviously it resembles the infamous Krillin face, and when Nintendo officially confirmed that Mario and Peach are "just friends" well, there you have it
>>725653291I don't have a girlfriend right now, but I have had, I have also turned down several women's offers for sex, I don't say this with pride, I'm actually severely autistic and I self sabotage many opportunities and have fumbled girls that like me and driven away girls that I like.
>>725653006>Inb4 Mona before Daisy.
>>725653293So long gay bowser
>>725651682I just knew that NTR artists were suicidal, i just couldnt prove it.
>>725652896>BUT, you shouldn't give them, the attention, at all, at least not just because, they have to earn it to value it, otherwise they get uppity and feel lots of things that are not conducive to love you.I'm not sure I understand. Obviously I'm not gonna be a slave simp for any woman I see to try and get them to be my girlfriend, I'm pretty picky with what I want and like to take things slow before I lock in to make it offical, but once I do make it official after a few months, I feel like I now need to baby and cater to prevent them from randomly getting the ick and dumping me like trash. I think she was mentally ill, she tried killing herself when she was like 13, had a semi absent father, add or adhd. so maybe she was fucked in the head. just sucks how good they can hide it, how nice and normal and caring they can seem. I feel like that's me coping for losing her though, sour grapes. idk, it's so confusing, it was 2 years ago and I still think about it every day.
>>725653420Your mom is the best chick I've had, no wonder you are such a smart kid.
oh wow Girlboss Rosaline. How original
>>725637368>he is actually brown
>>725651490"acktuaklly they're making fun of you!!!"
I dont care anymore. I think peach looks cute.
>>725653843>Your mom insultsWow what a insult, kid. Go back to jacking it to umamusume pony girl porn incel virgin.
>>725653420>Bro you dont have a chickI have lots
>>725653420Hey son.
>>725644141get back in the kitchen
>>725648505>13 year old nipples and cunny on netflix is ok because they look like family guy fish
>>725636975I like how Bowser takes a liking to Lugi, unless he's faking it.
>>725648505Looks like the same disgustingly shitty animation studio that made family goy and amerigoy dad but somehow even more pozzed and subversive.
>>725653807> I FEEL like I now need to baby and cater to prevent them from randomly getting the ick and dumping me like trash.It's the complete opposite, becoming clingy like that, specially after being cool headed throughout the entire process is what gives them "the ick".Women are very emotional, and by that I mean retarded and illogical and meanspirited, your man logic tells you that by showing affection, interest and effort, you will prove that you are a good man and that will prompt her to value you and reciprocate the same affection, interest and effort. But she doesn't work that way, getting the same things you put in is the way friendship among men works, women operate on feelings, not on the duty they have towards you, you don't build equity with women.What is happening from her side is that, at the beginning, her female feelings feel that you are above her and thus you are worth chasing, because women only want superior men; you are just being cautious before "going all in" but because you don't cater to her you appear as superior to all other men that she knows, but when you make it official, she feels your sudden shift in energy and she feels that you were pretending to be "A MAN" all along, see, women get the ick faster from a guy being a clingy softie eager to please than from a guy being cold. Because they don't THINK "WOW THIS GUY LOVES ME SO MUCH, I'M GOING TO LOVE HIM EQUALLY" they FEEL "WOW IF THIS GUY IS SO NICE AND PLEASING TO ME, I MUST BE HOT SHIT, I CLEARLY DESSERVE A BETTER MAN" it sounds like you have insecurities about falling short from the expectations in an official relationship, just remember, if you treat her like a celebrity she will treat you like a fan, if you treat her like a princess, she will treat you like a subject, celebrities marry celebrities, princesses princes, act above her, your love and gratitude make her FEEL you are beneath her.
>>725654694bowser was always alright with luigi
>>725654116Wow that's a mouthful, just like your mom.
>>725636975They're mocking the cuck artists though
>>725646336This is hilarious
>>725655590forgot to add another common femal thought process:"WOW, THIS GUY IS SUCH A LOVING SOFTIE FOR ME, HOW CAN HE PROTECT ME FROM DANGER"Yeah, their reptilian brains equate niceness with weakness.
>>725638817>localization fanfiction
>>725653941But they are dude, I know cucks perceive humiliation as gratifying but they are not trying to please bowserfags.
>>725651927>crossdressing as PeachHow the fuck did they know?
