Why is it not orange guys?!
>>725824234I sincerely think you are correct and that is a good question.
they want it to look like the jew cube for some reason.
The only reason I can think of is they want to save it for an announcement later
>>725824234Because it's the "SteamBox" not the "ValveBox"
Why are Valvefags so fucking cringe and delusional?Console shitposting per se is funny because the big 3 are atleast in competition.But this thing?Dead on arrival.It was funny as fuck to see Pcbros claiming the Deck would kill Switch 2 sales but now the cope is reaching height previously unknown to humans.Nopbody is going to buy this piece of shit.It has all the downsides of a console with none of the pluspoints a PC has.Its non-customizable. Its a Mini-build meaning it has lower/worse specs because they must reduce size (similar to a conmsole)A console has atleast physical games you OWN, you can buy them and resell them something this thing doesnt has.It runs Multiplat games worse than consoles. Why? Because big companies optimize for XBox and PS5 something they will not for this piece of crap.It doesnt have exclusives so why bother.
>>725824501Nice pasta
>>725824234Reddit cube
>>725824234Chill sis, wait for the special edition in blue and pink
>>725824501>Switch 2it's such a complete nothing burger, literally no one even talks about it anymore, even on this board
>>725824501>Console shitposting per se is funny because the big 3 are atleast in competition.>big 3>3lmfao good one
>>725824234too soulful
>>725824234now give it a red turnwheel
>>725824234Thats the HL3 edition
>>725824234OH MY HECCIN POG ITS LIKE AN ORANGE BOX REFERENCE REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I HAD HE HIM PRONOUNS!
>>725824234Too expensive to make, Gay Ben wanted to make the cheapest slop possible for AIndians, which explains the terrible hardware.Every single thing released by Valve for the last 20 years has been utter slop, full of lies and deception, yet Steamtoddlers eat it up unquestioningly.Remember how the steam controller was supposed to change gaming as we know it? All it ended up being was a madkatz-tier controller with two terrible trackpads.The steam handheld? Can't run 90% of games, and if it does, it does so terribly.Valve VR? Remember how 8 years ago Gabe said he was working on something and making advancements SO FAST that he didn't want to release anything yet? How he claimed they were making the most realistic, immersive VR experience that would change life? Instead we got half life alyx, an on-rails shooter that relies on a gimmick like we're back in 2005.
>>725824654It outsold the steam deck in 1 week lol
>>725824234It's so weak who would even buy this
>>725824234It should be purple and have a handle
