>>727142917
>Tfw didn't get a Deck for Thanksgiving
>Mom said I have to buy my own Deck now that I'm in my 30s
I DONT WANT TO BE BREAD

>>727142917
It's ok. You're better off. They've conned people that stupefication is innocence.

Play some Australian war winners.

>>727143217
That is crap too. Unless you have one.

I'd share some cool stuff o've found recently but giving everything awaybinstead if enjoying some stuff myselfbis a bit ungrateful and netrayal. Also they mean a bit. And I need to get good.

>>727143217
Could anon please post the no grandchildren meme? thank you

>>727142917
A phone is a lot more useful than something that can just play games too.

If you've got one you could get a cheap second hand controller, and a mount from chinea.

Retroarch and bing bing wahoo.
But not nintendo.
Play Wipeout.
And Extreme G
And F-Zero X

And Lylat Wars
And Ghost in the Shell

Get good. The pretending it's good thing isn't cool. Even if it has a lot of advertising behind it. Some cool stuff will always be cool. That is kind of why it is cool. Kind of. Not really. Actuallybyeah it is.

Whatever $$$$$$$$ crap Nintendo are copyrighting and diverting art to make interesting to compensate it being so shit: actual cool stuff is better. And actually good instead of an attack Makin you mediochre.

>>727142917
ask if it can be an early birthday present in spring if you're bday is in summer

>>727144493
*hits pipe
Pink pussy penetrated by perfect penis that isn't yours. Porn. Hmm. Eagles. Potatoes. Could say people enjoying themselves withoutbit being bad something like nonhitler or something.

>>727144948
Yeah nah. How about go to mexico ride a horse and disrupt the supplybof cocaine by doing all of it (drugs are bad)

Could saybriding into town on a white (focaine) horse. Sleeping off your undeserved high and refusing whores who have seen saving the world in snorting out the crack babie factory.

Dress up as the gift shop parody. Infuck it. Holes and diet and history. And illegality. Eating a burrito feeding your horse a burrito. Cracking down on ass crack bending down for the wrong man.

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>>727142917
Still buying a Steam Deck 2.

>>727142917
Your mom ain’t bussin bruh fr fr

>>727142917
Your mom is based