Riddle me this /v/. If a vidya race is female-only race, where are all the males, and how do they reproduce?
Can you niggers stick to your general?
What are those?
>>727314367
I'd like to thank you all for coming out here today I'm sure you had other places to be but it means a lot that you did
unity cup and the guts rework ruined the game
>>727314564>t. hird-rate
>>727314607
>>727314286With me
>>727314286The kindnap males
>>727314642
>haven't been able to get a clean sweep for weeksBeen able to avoid demotion at least, but the line is creeping up fast.
>>727314642>King Halo>Actually a girl????
>>727314754What was retention at? Am I safe at 530?
>>727314950Retention was like 535 or something ridiculous, and climbing fast
>>727314286DJ looks so greasy
>>727314286How about this:If horses don't exist, then what do they call seahorses?
>>727315024The 100 free pulls on support cards really made a lot of decks stronger, now after the Kita rerun I'm sure it will go to like 600 or something. A lot of new players don't have her yet.
>>727315142Sea-Umas?
>>727315142suzuka wouldn't say this
>>727315142Why is she a bird?
>>727315142Silence Suzume would say this
felt good about this one, finally feeling like I'm making progress. 2* power wew
>>727315297Why aren't you?
>>727315142Why doesn't suzuka use her bird transformation ability to fly to the finish line and win races?
>>727315375because she prefers running
>>727315353I am though
>>727315431?
>>727315347Nice, are you finally out of the ryan mines? What kind of whites
>>727314286They reproduce with human men; they are a subspecies of homo sapiens. I've seen anons allege that they can give birth to normal humans of either sex and occasionally a human couple can conceive an uma musume.Our world's horses get isekai'd into a fantasy world that mirrors ours.
>>727314286How do the glasses stick without ears?
>>727315197I think it has more to do with Unity allowing you to easily inflate your entire team to A+. That leads to score inflation when those were much harder to get. Also a lot of S umas out there as well which can be achieved via speed/wit maxing. People rolling on Riko + uncap items did level them up for sure, myself included. But the power creep for Unity is apparent in both TT and CMs
>>727315692The legs are adjusted to be really, really tight
>You can get negative conditions from mandatory humiliation ritual races.My god.
If I haven't been able to make an S ace yet am I permabricked
>>727315848Surely you jest
>>727315852You have an entire week + a few daysA lot of people aren't even trying for this CMit genuinely doesnt matter and will never matter, only if you want it to matter. You still got time even if you want to win badly
>>727315942If I interpret properly, by humiliaton races he means what, forced career races with bad aptitude like Mile C? And if you DO job those races, you can wind up with a negative skill if you place very low, but you can just go to the shop and pay it away essentially
If I were to metafag, which of the banners this month is best for me?
>>727315198That probably wouldn't be the case though.Sea-horses are named as such due to the head and neck being looking similar to a horse's head/neck. Umamusume are humans that lack those specific physical traits. So they would likely be named after whatever the next most specific land animal is. In a world without horses, they would also have a different genus name due to the one for sea-horses originating from the greek word for horse.
>>727315948I just glued some cards together and ran a few careers for Long. I will start my parent runs for Scorpio tomorrow.
>>727315852oh do you mean Rank S or Long S? Rank S doesn't really mean anything. 14.5 is the cutoff. If you have a strong uma with the right abilities and stat spread, it literally does not matter if you're 13K power or what. An S uma with shit abilities and not enough stamina or whatever is not worth a damn.
Why is she crying, anon?
>>727315942Just got negative right-handed from Vodka's Arima Kinen. Never seen this before from a mandatory. Plenty of times from non-mandatories.
>>727316082You explaining hie you're not really a fan of burgers
>>727316082The jannie-groove got to her
If you're so good and smart at uma training, post your S gold ship
>>727316031This is the analysis I come to these threads for
>>727316082She saw Oguri come out of a haunted house, and it greatly moved her. Mood down.
>>727316102The benefit of that is once you fix it in the shop, you can now buy right handed. So you got a skil hint for it, just a pretty expensive one
I did it rice bros!
is this a good free SSR
Sex with this horse
>shops still haven't been updatedWhat the FUCK6 GORILLIAN APOLOCARATS NOWNOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>727316082No more hamburgers
>>727316214Its the go to wit SSR for fronts. Not really amazing as a stat stick but incredible skills
>>727314471>press button>numbers go up>sometime it may go downsurely it's the cultural phenomenon and not the vidya for autists
>>727316239It did though
>>727314286>make your uma waifu disappear>tell you to train her or she will get itI hope I never pull this gold horse.
>>727316239They did update, restart your game?
>>727316269Shh, I'm trying to get free shit.
>>727316229I hope you're able to eventually pull for her in game obey your fagster anon
>>727316229Sex with THIS horse
Clubs status? Any openings?
>>727316382They already got filled, ask tomorrow
>>727316382Post ID...
>>727316330>>727316229She might as well be a different horse
>>727316382Tomorrow, couldn't do anything today
>>727316434No way that's stay gold
>triplets AGAIN, anon...?
>>727316209congrats
We're never getting Soccer Boy, Pay the Butler, Hawkster, etc.:(
>>727316382>Clubs status?Infected with AIDS>Any openingspoolsclosed
>>727314286I would like dream journey a lot more if she wasn't a flat midget
>>727316382There might be an opening in one of the top clubs if you post your ID
>>727316518Yes but they gave her a placeholder name Kin'iro Ryotei
Right handed + fall runner, is that enough to make up for no medium S?
>>727316596Hell yeah.Here she is after her first three pregnancies.
>>727316607YES we WILL
>>727316689>MediumAnon....
>>727316629Your loss.
MANT shall save us F2Pbros
>>727316689Sort ofIf you have both double circled, that's 120+ speed.Long S is 10.5% speed boost essentially, and 10.5% of 1200 is 126. So +126 speed if you're capped, slightly less if not. The problem with double circling two greens is that can get a little pricey and one green is a better bang for your buck. I've gotten away with aces that rely more on green speed boosts than distance S, but they're less effective. It's a workable cope though.
>>727316718I'll be happy if I'm ever proven wrong.
>>727316789What the fuck
Am I the only one who wants Tony Bianca and Moonlight Lunacy?
>>727316789>SS RankOGURI, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>727316239Speaking of the monthly shop, the 2 gold tickets that got restocked last month weren't intentional, huh?
>>727316856No I want them too, I AM the only one that wants Michelle my baby though
>>727316856who
>>727316875No, and trainers who didn't have their stores re-stocked got A FUCKING TP BOTTLE LMAO
>>727316875Nah that was unintentional and they had to give out apology carats fpr the suckers who missed out on it
Reminder longsloppa doesn't count (unless you win) take it easy
>>727316856I want Norn.
>>727316718>>727316832You won't. OC aren't allow. Even when they have a placeholder in the show, they eventually replace them with the real horse with a bit different personality.
I'm worried for my der/v/bro and hope he doesn't burn out...
>>727316856No. I love all uma musume. I want Horlicks, and Bone Crusher, and Tony Bin, and Moon Madness, and My Big Boy, and so on.
>>727317002I'm not gonna sugarcoat it...it's not lookin' so good...
>>727316984I want her as well as Rudy and Minnie.
>accidentally pressed the bottom option of rice's chain, bricking a potentially good run
>>727316984But everyone wants Norn
Should I take highlander?
>>727317193WelI want her more.
>>727316987Montjeu>>>>>>>>>Broye
>Game has an unbeatable, recurring boss fight
>>727317053
>>727316259>vidya for autistsIt fit right on /v/ - video games then
>>727316984>playboy bunny umasGOD
>>727317354She loses to angling paces
>>727316987Always reminds me of Reinhardt, but I guess it's more of a Rose of Versailles look
>>727317407Do angling paces use head-on as well?
>>727317407Maybe 1 out of 10 races she doesEnd closers are dominating
>>727317365Nice.
How do you get gold ship to ult level 5?
>>727317375
>>727317449Angling paces are a lot of work, optimally you need>Angling >Groundwork>mid race skills>Head on>Shrewd step
>>727317523You Star Unlock her with star pieces/trade for star pieces in the statue exchangeBut the difference between Level 4 and 5 is inconsequential
>>727317590Is head on still random outside of specific Umas? I want to train up a vampire rice.
>>727317590And often times it's still not enough even if you have all those things. End closers have a huge advantage, even a well built late can outperform pace here. Everyone else just outspeeds them and they cant hold the lead even with angling, maxed speed. >>727317662it's random unless your trainee has an event where you can grab it. Still, I don't think it's going to make or break your pace. They're fighting an uphill battle, just keep that in mind
>>727317623Is it? Between near identical gold ships i assume a 2% boost leads to a win
>>727317662Its random, there are a few umas that have it guaranteed but not rice. No good parents in chrono either
>>727317704No, it's a 2% in the abilities effectiveness which is inconsequential, not a 2% chance overall to win. What determines the win is who won the skill lottery, i.e. did both heals proc, did spurt proc, did no stopping me proc, did iron proc, etc. I just don't want to hear any moaning about>waaaah I can't get Golshi's level 5 unique!because it is inconsequential to everything else that you need to win, and luck is one of those things
I prefer the slow threads like this. The last one was too fast.
>>727317846The last one got deleted...
>>727317873>He missed it
>>727317704You will never be exactly side by side with another almost identical uma where it would make a difference. PoC activating after spurt or the slight stamina difference where your girl begins her sprint would make more of a difference
Air shakur is ba-
>>727317846Its not even slow just not breakneck speed
>>727317902No, I was in the thread that made it. But there was another thread following that that got deleted. This one might get deleted too since it came so soon after the last one
>>727317365>obey gets a figure >she isn't in the game
>>727317924-sed
What is obey? Is she a pace or late or what i haven't watched cingrey yet
>>727317924d
>>727318015>Implying this bitch ever gives out hints
>>727318015Hishi for ace runsbut he clearly posted a spark. Air Shakur is good to GUARANTEE you get spurt in a parent run if you're trying to spark it on. Hishi can't do that, but is useful for ace runs and luckshitting it from hints since she's actually a good power card w/ stamina boost
>>727317703Paces need more than just angling to outspeed ends as well as max power to not lose speed when going around the final corner. Goldship is only good because spurt procs earlier than any other acceleration however they don't have any final straight skills. I believe if paces stack final straight velocity skills then they can edge out a win. This is just a theory however, I've been unable to test anything myself
>>727317924Being my second favorite doesn't change the fact that her card is weak.
Hishi amazon or Nishino flower for my pace power card?
>>727318056>hints are hidden behind the blue arrows
>>727318123Meds tamabro
>>727316031what if sea horses in the uma universe also look like cute human girls tho
Who are you sparking for on the mega banner?For me, it's Gold City and/or Tosen Jordan
>>727318075>I believe if paces stack final straight velocity skills then they can edge out a win. This is just a theory however, I've been unable to test anything myselfIn theory, they can, and I've seen it happen a few times. But for the most part, they are getting demolished in these practice rooms, even very strong paces with angling going off. Sometimes it works, but the Golshis and Taishins and everyone else usually catches up by the end. I've even seen well built LATES outperforming paces. Note I'm not saying paces are useless. They might be good to balance out a team. However after my tests and the practice races I've done, I thought my pace was decent, but it's just not consistent at all compared to end closers. I'm probably just gonna run a full end closer team because I'm disappointed with paces so far. They DO need every advantage they can get, just to squeeze a win, sometimes. I don't like their chances. Just my $0.02, maybe other people are having better luck.
Which umas are our HEROES!
>>727318201>JordanNo fucking way anyone actually wants her
>>727318170They literally are. If there's unity training on a character, it will obscure the hint marker so you have to gamble not knowing if they're giving out a hint or not. There is no visual indication to see if there's a hint when unity training overlaps
>>727318003Late.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV9mRwcn_8E
Matikanefukukitaru remind me of Sakura
>>727318272You just got shit taste
i hope they just keep making umas foreverevery time i train a new uma for the first time i fall in love
>>727318381>>every time i train a new uma for the first time i fall in loveSameexcept with Curren's career it made me like her less...
What if instead of female-only race, we got horsegirls and horseboys according to the irl horses? How would it affect the gameplay?
>>727318381Time to support your local horse race so they make more umas
>>727318381As long as horse racing exists, so will umamusume
>>727318423>Horseboys EOS
>>727318423sounds gay
>>727315142Seallamas
>>727318428What if my local track just has Quarterhorses? All they do is sprint.
>>727318423I would not be into umamusume if it had horseboys and the yaoi fanbase with it see: granblue
>>727318423>Majority male rosterWouldn't play
>>727314471Nintendosisters??? the umachuds are taking over our board...
>>727318483>SprintBASED!
>>727318423Then no one would ever like it because you're either a fag or a cuck.
>>727318492Those are some big ass legs, fitting for a horse
>>727318506Anyone else been enjoying Umamusume on their Nintendo Switch 2?
>>727318621Didn't nintendo kill a Cygames gacha suddenly?
>>727318423While cute girls is not exclusively why im into the series, It certainly helps keep me interested
>>727318670Princess connect?
End of an era...
>>727318670Dragalia Lost? I dont think that was even sudden. I just don't think many people bought into it so it EOS'd
>>727318423>horseboysFuck you and fuck your marker.
>>727318670Dragalia Lost but it was supposedly a joint decision
>>727318589Normal Maruzesky's model has some honey thighs. Here's some beta art of some horse girl.
>>727318759Did he finally burn out?
>>727318439Horse racing, like many animal performances, is a dying sport because the hippies have tried to kill it in the name of humane treatment.
>>727318778Why is your image blank?
>>727318759>doxxing your clubmatesVILLAIN
I want her so fucking bad but I'm a Kitalet(1LB) so I HAVE to save for the 18th
>>727318778Sorry guys forgot the image
>>727318824Some weird glitch, maybe this one will work.
>>727318846Is she your most wanted? what's your carat situation looking like
>>727318846My cheeky 10 roll failed me, she will come home soon during the megabanner
>>727318759it's over...
>another free 1500 carats
>>727317963I have hope.
>>727318880>Another blank imageIs this a new epic meme im not aware of?
Ash... Ash.. Ashura Martian???
>>727318941liar, I checked my inbox
>>727318920Most wanted? Probably not but the ones I really want are years away.Also, not good.
>>727319045Aston Martin? The car brand?
>>727318880 The image its fine, it's a meta joke about aston machan's story where everyone forgets her
>>727319070You could do a couple ten rolls and still spark kita, but not much more than that. Probably not worth the gamble. Cheeky 10 or wait for the gigabanner
>>727318113Good for you that her stamina card is core
Heh, you guy's haven't seen anything grim yet
>>727318490>the yaoi fanbase with it see: granbluedo tell
lol
>>727319267EXPLODE
>>727319267Now that is a brave prince right there
>>727319267Cheeky ten pull indeed!
>>72731922199% of seiunlets quit before they win big
My body is ready for Cafe and the megabanner
>>727319316I will get her, even if it has to come from one star piece at a timeSeiun Legend races SOON!
>>727319263This is their latest Christmas release, for example
Would you quit the game if this happened to you in a CM finals?
>>727319109>>727318998Hang on guys, this one should upload properly.
> theres a mass execution in the club> my dumbass gets to livegenerous danchou
>rolling for an uma that will never be meta
>>727319384God i can't wait to get her delicious shoes soon...we are gonna make it fellow seiunlet
>fantastic goldship run>zero rainbows during y3AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>727319397Oh fuck that gay shit. I'm more glad Cygame went all female only in game.
>>727319432>muh metainconsequential with the right cards and parents dumb chudALWAYS roll for your favorites. A first-rate trainer can make them winners.
>>727319432being a platlet jobber sets you free
>>727314286Dream journey has such a unique design and vibe the glasses really tie her look together
>>727319430N-Not looking good for ______?
Danchou should not. CANNOT be allowed to have such power.
I pulled Seiun on a single pull on two separate occasions. I would trade her for Kawakami Princess in a heartbeat.
>>727319432>posting spechud while saying this
>>727319432I gave princess 4 rolls now I have to save for tamtam
>>727319560You're right, she would never say that
>>727319550Do not tempt me!!! I fell for the propaganda but shes low priority, my carats are for kitasan only
>>727319606Correct, there's not enough racial slurs in the post
>>727319432Roll for your favorites.
MYSTERY NEIGHAS
I have no idea what to spark in the mega banner
>>727319430Which club?
>>727319550I feel a sudden desire to roll the Princess
>>727319432fuck your meta, i want to train every single uma
>>727316984TRUEEEE
>>727319650THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>727319647fuark she's so cute... i can't wait to roll for her
Is it a good time to start?
>>727319650>Teio neighas will seriously try and pretend like they can't recognize this outline
>>727319650that's spechud
>>727319719Why is the ghost so excited to see you?
>>727319719
>>727319751I don't reconozco special WEAK, not the goat, not the face, and inferior to TEIO! In every way!
>>727319740A good time to start what?
I have Cafe fatigue already
>>727319860Playing
>>727319665>>727319526You aint gettin anythin outta me i evaded death, i say anything BLAM!
OH MY GOD! She's so fucking flat!
>>727319706There are many
>>727319891ONE ESCAPEDDEPLOYING THE NEO-COWBOYS
>>727319873Shutup, tachyon
>>727319873The fatigue is caused by caffine withdrawl, clearly
>>727319883Great time actuallythe one card you'll ever need is being rerunHow open are you to rerolling your account until you get that holy grail? Her banner goes live in about two weeks
The anniversary packs are still on sale for 8 days I could just buy those for the low, low price of $210 and then I could pull for Kawakami Princess AND Kitasan...
Tranny general
>>727319938>GET THE HELL OUT OF TRACEN ACADEMY, DEADBEAT!
>>727319920very lickable tummy
>>727319934The Neo-cowboys lol. Why didn't I think of that sooner it fits so well
>>727319921>???>Loves only you>Gran Alegria>Chrono>Fusaichi Pandora>Lucky Liliac?>Almond eye>Orfevre (Cropped form)>Still in loveWho is the first one?
>>727320003Not your diary lil bro
>>727320000>QuadsYou know what to do.
>>727320063Your childhood friend
>>727320063buena vista
>>727320000If I a spark costed half of what it does I'd swipe so many times
>>727314564What happened to guts?
>>727320063You don't remember me Anon?
>>727320240Its useful now, it was the best update ever
>>727319920>funhouse mirror
>>727319873She's not even out yet and people are already having schizo dreams about her. Cafelets will be the next Seiunlets, mark my words.
Market projections for $Cafe indicate that it will open way below expectations...its not looking good
>>727319432Metafags disgust me. I rolled for Summer Maru because I like her and I love hags and her bikini outfit and being able to see her midriff makes my pee pee big and hard
>>727320000Begone, wench. Touch me not, I am checked!
Oh my science! We all need to save our rollerinos for Cafe!
>>727319921
>>727320314You cannot recreate the magic that is seiunlets
Umas I want:>Mejiro Palmer>Helios>Manhattan CafeI have literally no reason to save for the super banner
>Cafe getting slandered alreadyIts over
>>727320314>got seiun in 50 pulls despite not even having 30k gems>will get cafe no matter what because i have more than 30k gemsheh... nothin personnel /v/ma
>>727320394Tachyon would say this and do this (so she can torture Cafe more)
>>727320435No one actually considers mejiro palmer
>>727320438>not using the holiday oneweak slander
Club drama?
>>727320000Quads demands you support the servers
>>727320443KEEP HOLDING. $Cafe will skyrocket when she finally releases
>Reddit Cafe
>>727320495There's not really any, some funny bantz but thats it. We are at peace
>>727320435pretty much, megabanner is for people lacking umas or people that missed other bannerssadly i am a brianlet and need to roll on it
>>727320509I'm going all in, puts on $cafe, all my monies on it. I will be a rich man or die trying
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
>>727320473>Oh my science!she WOULD say that
>>727320619PRAISE DANCHOU
>>727320619
uma-trainer relations are forbidden
>>727320314>CafeletsI prefer the Chaffe
Why is she like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxrqOh-2Yq0
>>727320705isn't there an uma that's the product of a trainer-trainee relationship or was that /v/ shitposting
i need calzone light
>>727320742Sorry anon, she's a kraut. It's terminal.
>>727320742your German precision bwo?
>>727320742high grade german autismi know because i'm also german
>>727320783Mr C.B the 2nd anniversary uma
>>727320686what the fuck wuv you is a real sticker? I thought people were just joshin...
>>727320742Asperger's.
>>727314286by kissing, dumbass...
>>727320786Oh, as do i
>>727320495>/Herse/ is restructuring after jobbing in the November finals>der/v/ is stepping down from the top 3 and training Hotumaglue to take their place(pic rel is a reenactment of the scene)>/v/mapyoi finally got over Oy neigh and is now rivals with /v/mers>Horse MD expanded their hospital after Virgo so now they are able to take in more patients however>No one cares about Libra so stocks are predicted to fall throughout December>Word is there's a new club on the block but he they haven't made their move... yet
>>727314286Gachaslaves deserve the dystopia they live in
>>727320806Holy shit it's eishin flash, quick Koln or Dortmund?
>>727320838Wuv you...
>>727320901thanks for the quick rundown
>>727320970>das footballenmein gott...
>>727320901You forgot to mention oy neigh is finally top 1.
>>727320970düsseldorf
>>727320901>No one cares about Libra so stocks are predicted to fall throughout DecemberI've noticed this, what went wrong?
>>727321118You think longslop is a cute nickname?
>>727321118Lots of fud surrounding long CMs. People expect Taiki to cut the rates but it might be too late.
>>727314286based on special week canonically having one human mother and one uma mother as well as the ingame skill inheritance system relying on creating your own yuri ship, i think it's got something to do with holding hands
We need more umas with their hair down
>>727320901>/v/ma breaks their record by two spotsYup yup! Club morale at an all time high. But this month for sure we’re gonna chill right guys? *wink*
>>727320438people always forget about this one
>>727321249Who's this?
>>727321293Intelligent Avian
>>727321274>Bakushin defense force at it againShe's not for (You)
>hurr hurr not for younobody's for (You) loser ass neigha
>>727321264I leeched and will be taking it easy again
Guys I'm tired of building End Closers for cm6, I made mediocre Gold Ship and don't wanna do it anymore.Can Suzuka Runaway act as a second Front for Seiun sky?I know training ends is easier, I just don't feel emotionally invested when training them
>>727321335correct.she is for (Me)
Is there an Uma that is NOT for (You)? Not even in a training or mentoring kind of way, either? I already assume Goldship (she kidnaps you just so she can run) and Dober (She hate Male Trainers).
>>727321446That's my Seiunbro!
>>727321480Dober is actually one of the more for (You) umas I believe
>>727321480Only air shakur (supposedly) but every uma except actual kids like nishino flower have some degree of romantic ambiguity
>>727321480>Is there an Uma that is NOT for (You)?They're all for (You), some retards just get confused when they don't make it obvious. Some umas are more forthright about it, others more standoffish/tsundere. Pay it no mind, it's retardation to assume otherwise
>>727321516How does her role as the stable bicycle irl translate in-game?
>>727321516Dober is for everyone with a functioning penis
>>727321564>Only air shakur (supposedly)>supposedlyYou haven't even played her career and you're saying she's not for (You) probably because of some shitpost chart you saw reposted over and over again. The gaslighting is real.
>>727321564>>727321629What is Air career like anyways?
>>727321629Is the chart in the thread with us?
>>727321650Let's just say by the end of the career she hits the wall
>>727321480Bakushin straight up tells you she only sees you as her trainer and nothing more
>>727321579From what I understand, dober is a shy extremely sheltered raging misandrist that grows to only care about (You), I assume her fear of men has to do with being bred by half the cast irl?
>>727321689You know damn well which chart I'm talking about!
This is the best that I can get out of 40 runs. How fucked is my Gold Ship in Libra?
>>727321704>He can't read between the lines>He doesn't understand bakushin vs the class rep she has to be>He never unlocked the hot springs scene>He doesn't know about the alt events
>>727321704>Helga Pataki called Arnold a football head, so she's not for (him)
>>727321773Probably will win plat
>>727321693Just spoil it to me. I don't really care about pulling her and she will be out in what? 10 years? And she is ugly as fuck. No amount of geekdom would fix that.
>>727321773>How fucked is my Gold Ship in Libra?Not at all? Looks fine. No pump or divine might, but spurt and the heals and stamina + long S is all you really need. Not a total witlet either, you'll do fine excusing bad RNG. Easy A finals carry
>>727321835>she is ugly as fuckRude shakur is actually cute as hell
>>727321335On a long enough timeline all Umas are eventually for (You) just some Umas have far less pandering than others.
So, Ayabe is Admire Vega from our world reincarnated. Just like every other umamusume. And we can assume that it's no different with Ayabe's sister. This implies that Ayabe's dead twin, who was removed before birth IRL, was essentially reincarnated for the sole purpose of being stillborn and dying a second time.I just thought that was interesting.
>>727321835You are not worthy of hearing 4chan Shakur's story, move along.
>>727321881i will NOT fuck my trainee, director.
>>727321910Why are you acting like you have a choice?
>>727321773Looks really good
>>727321835>she is ugly as fuck.You take that back, this is a 4Chan Shakur board
>>727321892neigha thats sad
>>727319782Its Sunday Silence who looked very similar to his kid Cafe. Cafe is the paranormal uma.
>>727321910I am.
>>727321714iirc Dober had a female trainer that took care of her really well but suddenly the trainer died and the horse was adverse to anyone else training her
>>727321910Coward
>>727321793>>727321797
>>727321835Contrarianbros... now's our chance to find a REAL waifu.
>>727321968Yes I know. Why does the ghost so excited to see you?
>>727321910Anon...look at the calendar the Uma Heat Cycle (UHC) starts today...
Anyone wanna place bets for the sparks?
>>727322018>No no you see, Helga Pataki called him a football head TO HIS FACE, and a dork and a nerd, she's not for him!
>>727319523She's like if you took an actual 40 year old woman and made her 4 feet tall
>>727321910Do you want your trainee to rape you while she apologizes instead?
>>727321910>Tazuna, take him to room 103. I'll file this under "extended paid leave".
>>727321293Clever Girl
>>7273220792* wit3* late1* pump
>>727322079*1 wit
>>7273220791 star wit, THREE star late surger,pace strategy spark, some g1 sparks
>>727322079Wit 1
>>727322114someone post the rudolf comic. you know the one
Did you see ZZZ Urara?
I played air shakurs career, i know the truth
>>727321910Time to level up Stamina Training.
>>727318829>clubmateNot anymore
SEXO WITH AIR SHAKUR FIRST DESIGN
>>727322193Okay so then tell us, is air shakur for you?
>>727322137>>727322140>>727322151>>727322168The results are in!
>>727322271>tattoos
I really don't get the whole not for (You) argument when I think pretty much every career ends with the trainer and their trainee continuing their relationship beyond the 3 years, even if they don't go into it there will be a point where the Uma does retire and that will probably be the point where Trainer finds themselves pinned down with no real choice in the matter.
>>727322335I'm in this screenshot and I don't like it.
>>727322347It's temporary
>>727322271>TattooMore like 4chan ShaWHORE
>>727322347>not the uma edit
>>727322335Oh god its even worse
>>727322335https://youtu.be/8dENYJbN1z4?si=6kpayFHdARqF6v-v
>>727314286>If a vidya race is female-onlyThey get manufactured by the game devs.
>>727321910Tazuna. Unleash the beast
>>727322347horses cannot vomit
>>727322398post it
>>727314286>mfw even though i myself took it from another anon's post, its still nice someone uses a pic i posted earlier
Give me strength trainer...I will finish season 1
Is Air for you or not? Give us the full detail
>>727322373People need to accept not all umas can be a Buena Vista or Still in Love
>>727322451tell me, juden, where do you know it vomits?
>>727322516Air Messiah?
>>727322097>>727319523She looks like she's the head of an HR department but its an HR department for a Yakuza clan and has occasionally helped dispose of bodies in Tokyo Bay
>>727322516They call her 4chan Shakur for a reasonShe's not into redditbros, so explicitly not for (You)
Teio status?
>>727321910As a side note, I should not have looked up umamama stuff, it is terrifying how effective it is.
>>727322673I'm still building my Golshi. The mines are unforgiving
>>727322607Then what did this anon mean by this >>727321693
>>727321070was the /v/ma vs oy neigh finale more kino than the /v/mapyoi vs oy neigh one?
>>727322373Personally, I'm just tired of the whole song and dance. It feels like every mobile game that gets discussed on this mongolian basketweaving forum has to get into these pointless arguments about exactly how lore compliant dating [insert character] is.Like, are anons so insecure that they can't waifu a fictional anime girl unless she has some arbitrary position on a made-up tierlist about what's supposedly "canon" or not?
>>727322303Shakur is for (You) to an extent, a lot of people say that she hates her trainer but that's not exactly right, air shakur as a person is someone who refuses to open up because she thinks that it's illogical for someone to do something selflessly, she sees everyone as untrustworthy people that will always want something out of her, in a way she's very independent because she believes all she needs is herself to protect herself due to the fact that she can't see the good in people, as an extremely stubborn person so any attempts from trainer to get closer end up with her pushing (You) away, but by the end of the story she goes against her own logical reasoning and decides to risk it and let (You) in.
>>727322673Will probably gas. I'd take Race Planner over two gray heals, I get you probably did it for Tail Head High but I'm not sure how effective that'll be in practice.
>>727322598She Made your first uma disappear and for you to be her trainer. That is her first chapter in the bonding story.
>>727322790Underdog Oy neigh vs /v/mapyoi is too iconic
>>727322673>A single goldGrim
>>727322673Pace with that stamina and heal. Girl's going to tire herself out.
>>727322831She fucking killed my previous trainee???????
>>727314286はあ?! もう!
>>727322582Air Jihad
>>727322807That sounds for (You) to me, thats what im saying. Every uma is for (You), its part of the appeal
>>727322676You WILL marry and reproduce
>>727322582Ive never seen this who posted
>>727322995Exactly, and anyone saying they're not >for (You) is trying to stir up some shit
>>727322793>every mobile gameMore like every game
>>727322961W-what are Air Jihad's career goals?
>>727320550Is Tachyon supposed to be that stacked?
>>727323089Anon provided evidence Shakur is for you, the story sounded pretty cute even, wheres the evidence for bakushin?
>>727322920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6nvcGIFpD4&list=PLZZs1PbjEQddIXpiJ09P2vyU8CaUgb-TBShe just scare them off, threaten them or whatever just to get (you) for herself. Felt kind of OOC when she mostly dangerously a siscon to Orfevre.
>>727323126Crashing these towers...
>>727322676I literally cannot imagine sex with taishin, she looks like a malnourished child
>>727322676He would be proud
this is the best goldshi i was able to get, someone please reassure me it isn't glue
>>727323126All her career goals are fan goals as you spread the light of Islam
>>727322995Pretty much. It just comes down to that some Umas, especially recently release JP Umas, have more (You) content than other Umas.
>>727323204At ease soldier, you're good now
>>727323204Stamina is a bit low, but there's a chance she could work and where's your highlander?
>>727323145>evidenceThey're all for (You) retard. By the end of their career, they are going to hot springs with you and have full faith you as their trainer, every single one. What do you mean evidence, do we need to type up a detailed account of every single uma's campaign? How about you play the damn game
>>727323191It'd be awkward and probably feel very illegal
>>727322807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr8zY4MJFGk cute....
>Seiun get a hotspring>she just act like a catHow the fuck is she for (you)?
>>727323135Nah, her actual bust is more middle of the road. She's not one of the titty monsters
>>727323038Fortunately for me, I only like fictional girls and not real ones.
>>727323038Reproduce with who?
>>727323351Seiun is a glass canon, that automatically makes her for you
>>727323358>Zenno Rob Roymagical
>>727323351>she just act like a catThat's just how she acts all the time though
>>727322995>Every uma is for (You)Ahem
How's Summer Spe for the long cup? I'd rather not run two debuffers and put all my eggs in goldship not jobbing.
>>727323453Next you're gonna say Suzuka isn't for (you)
>>727323459There's an anon here who ran her as late and she's doing quite well
>>727323459Theres a guy with an extremely good summer spe, lates are viable just harder to build
>>727323496anyone save anon's deck? I give up building Paces, it's either seuin sky or a late, either Rudolph, Summer Spe or a crapshoot Cafe
>>727323453This uma is so controversial for that ONE specific scene, anon she is FOR YOU
not >for (You) is the lowest form of shitposting
>>727323453Once Bakushin graduates and is no longer a class rep then Trainer-san is doomed.
>>727323583sounds like cope
>>727323453anon, she literally goes on a date with you at the end of her career. she's for (you), she's just too dumb to realize it
>>727323301All I ask for is the slightest bit of evidence, even just one line of dialogue not taken out of context that implies bakushin feels anything
Did anyone roll for forehead princess?
>crash the Bakushin stock market>buy low >goes up again >profit
Sure, but which Uma is for EVERYONE?
>>727323632She's a free unit, why don't you just play her career if you're that interested?
>>727323341>"Air Shakur is an asshole that hates you and would never love you">Look inside>Literally the cutest scene everI kinda want her now
>>727323682it took me 140 rolls but I got her
>>727323682I don't want a tardwife
>>727321249
>>727323583no means no, unfortunately you got friendzoned
>>727323684>*flies into your lineup*
>>727323682Couple of anons in the previous few threads, lots of people threw a couple of cheeky tenners
>>727323684
nobody ever uses the wuv you sticker in oy neigh...
>>727323753shuki
>>727323684you already know the answer
>>727323684THE WHORE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>727323682We're all saving for Cafe
but i don't have curren yet...so she's not for everyone
I hate you fuckers so much
My $CURREN...
eishin flash the type of bitch to make you a cup of coffee and then send you a venmo request for 82 cents for the coffee
>>727323690I did thats why im saying, bakushin doesn't like you bwo
>>727323753Check the club chat right now
I love her so much
>>727323453>he doesn’t know that you held Bakushin’s hand the whole time toward the end of the summer festival
>bwo
I have Curren but I don't want her.I have a lot of umas I don't want and I don't have a lot of umas I want.
>>727323743It was nice to have her just to be able to have a third dedicated sprinter, but I wish I could have Biko Pegasus now.
>>727323853you lying son of a bitch
>>727323817Its okay fellow currenchad, buy the dip
>>727323817wuv you too
Fuck off
>>727323762Theres no way that dialogue is real
...so did we ever decide who was the most rapeable uma?
Feels good that my uma has good PR
>Reddit Tachyon
>>727323996they can all outrun you so no one
I WILL save Curren Chan. Having to share room with the schizo is clearly too much.
I just realized that I can build Super Creek for this cup since I can get another heal from Riko.
>Tachyon posted>Thread quality plummets >Thread speed plummetsWew
>>727323753Every club except /v/mapyoi has banned that sticker
What was the point of this thread? What did you guys achieve in here other than making it because of general ritualposting
>>727323996Since it's impossible to rape an uma, retards like Bakushin or Oguri could probably be easily tricked into sex
>>727324108Her stat growth is so ass though
>>727323996you can't rape an uma niggaeven if you somehow "rape" an uma that's just suprise seg
>>727324108from Rice I mean
>>727323996
>Teio postedWe found our winner!
>>727324090I actually really like curren, I look forward to a sprinters cup so its her time to shine
>>727324186$Tachyon never recovered from this crash
how do I shitpost in an uma thread?
>>727324186>Rice Shower>She'd probably cryno shit? Rice cries when she sees a single blade of grass get stomped on
>we all pulled her but he sparked her >we must be better Trainers
>>727323996>rapeable umaOnly umas can rape other umas. Humans stand no chance, they are too strong, yes even Urara
>>727324243write godawful posts and then attach an image of an uma you don't like
Why is she actually a strong option for miles too? Her kit is exclusively sprints and she still performs pretty well.
>>727324186>the completely non-chalant game related comment at the end acting like he didnt just type up an entire manifesto about raping umas
>>727324243add an "is for (You)" when talking about an Uma
>Grass Wonder>Wonder Acutetf do they even wonder about?
>>727324243Post how you love Gold Ship and love Long races. 2 anons will sit on you because their jimmies are rustled.
What a bad thread
>>727322793My schizo theory is that the increasing popularity of gacha games with women has also increased the number of anons who will deliberately try to muddy the waters and make people doubt their waifus devotion out of either a sadistic NTR fetish or personal insecurity turned outward into the world. The tension you’re seeing is the tension of an invasive species wreaking havoc on an ecosystem with no natural defenses to it.
>>727324327Thanks to Longslop, nobody wants to build shit
delicious hall monitor tears, we should have more threads
What a wonderful thread
>>727324108If you take her to potential 5 you can use unique+Swinging to have 2 golds without needing any specific cards
>>727324327We all know who to blame
>>727324327eh, we had worse today
>>727324308She has really good growths and a really good ult, i hear her wedding alt is insanely busted
it was a thread, I guess
I swear once I pull Curren, I will singlehandedly save her PR.
>>727324327Honestly I liked it, even the for (You) discussion had some interesting stuff like air shakur's story.
>thread is neither umazing nor marvelousmeh
TEIO TUESDAY
>>727324349I don't even have any long sparks so I'm extra fucked for this cup. I've had to rely exclusively on borrows.
>>727324349I think you might be on to something. Discussion has gotten a bit more schizo due to long being most solved, not much gameplay or strategy to really talk about, and many trainers burned out or too tired to give a damn. Just not a lot to talk about, quality will degrade at this rate
you uma belongs to (me)
Give me your best gameplay related gaslight
>>727324364Right. I guess the question would be what cards. I'll try to build one if I ever get a good Mayano ace.
>>727324518Urara strat was REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>727324473Ehhhh, only the morning thread was bad imo. This one was decent and the previous one was great. Long is just a really shitty period.
>>727324380I don't like how this is becoming a trend, but threads keep appearing because of a habit rather than to actually discuss something
>>727324518Having more wit than debufers can protect you from said debuffs
I dislike Long races. They are slop. Long Slop as it were. I will post about this every 10 posts.
>>727324518Angling and Scheming is actually really good on Golshi. She gets to pace position easily with her unique, making pump and divine emperor mostly irrelevant. Just use the usual 2 guts, 2 stam, 1 wit, 1 Kitasan deck to get there, mostly wit sparks.
>>727324518gameplay?
>>727324518Taishin is good
>>727324438Taiki>0 /v/ crownsTeio>2 /v/ crownsYep. It's Teio Tuesday after all.
First for longkino
>>727324518NEVER EVER
Die Teio Die
>>727324570There's too many people that want to discuss the game, you can't really police that, i don't think it's been bad at all other than ecchiposters.
>>727324570it'll pick up next week when cafe drops, CM registration begins.this just goes to show how the accelerated schedule was a blessing in disguise
>>727324668Isnt this kinda in the game with spot struggle?
>>727324653>2 /v/ crowns
I only build umas where I can see their pits. Aside from Gold Ship and Sakura Bakushin which other umas show them constantly?
>>727324674Is that German?
>>727324674>The Teio The
>>727324473Actually, does anyone want to test something for me for tomorrow? Build a Vodka, Curren, Fuji, whoever else but for Long, no sparks. I want to make a test room tomorrow.
>>727324668this game has come a very long way
>>727324750Kitasan black i guess but shes not in the game yet, save 15k carats for the spark
>>727324674>the Teio thewhat does this kraut mean by this?
>>727324750
God, I fucking hate Teio so much
>>727324750Isn't Kitasan a pitslut?
>>727324770What are you trying to test?
>>727324770How so? I could try but no promises.
>>727324693I hate how Cafe has seemingly become the Uma for many porn addicts
>>727324770>Build a Vodka, Curren, Fuji, whoever else but for Long, no sparks. I want to make a test room tomorrow.I'm not doing that.
>>727324828That i will agree is annoying, a little funposting has always been part of thread culture but the porn addicts get out of hand.
>>727324243>post Fuku>proclaim 7>ramble something retared like JERK OFF TO FUKU
>>727324828>>727324859Caffiene addicts, maybe. I don't think Cafe is all that sexualized, nor do I see people spamming porn of her. She's just popular from the movie and people think she's a cool antisocial schizo.
>>727324886I failed the witcheck, how do they stay attached? No gaslight
>>727324827>Build a Vodka for longGoing to be the worst idea ever.
God, I fucking love Teio so much
>>727324319>1/3 of the thread was >for (You) shitpostingWe will never get this time back
>>727324243Just toss the bait, they'll go for it every single time.
>>727324914Umaglue
this was certainly a thread, it's long overdue but i finally managed to upload the Leo Stakes for anyone interested, i'll try to record the Virgo stakes soon, but im missing the first race.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG-2uyTAXcbZWe28y74_6uznr-gJWe-Mt
>>727324820>>727324827I want to see how distance aptitude compares to position aptitude at equal ranks. So like a Front Gold Ship to Fuji on longs for example. I expect the out of position umas to win easily, it's just for an experiment.
>>727324941It wasn't THAT bad aside from the bakushinbros getting all defensive for no real reason, I learned today I actually like air shakur
>>727324941>Everybody takes ONE day off from the longslop mines>People are already dooming
>>727324750Taiki Shuttle Winning TicketSummer SpeSummer Maru
>>727324956UMAZING!!!!! I missed them
>>727323983The spacing after the period bothered me so much that I had to check, and surprisingly, the see-through part is real
>>727325029Oh that sounds fun, I think I can spare a borrow. Can't guarantee if the uma will be any good. What do you need in particular? Be specific
>>727324750Our queen is a titgod and a pitgod.
>>727325053It's definitely in the game, in curren's career I believe.
>>727325053Im extremely surprised this dialogue is in the game
>>727325053What site is this by any chance?
>>727325147https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>727325032The bakushin shitflinging and the ecchiposting was annoying tbf, but other half of the thread i thought was good
>>727325185Arigato toreina san!
>>727325102Taiki's reign is off to the worst bunch of threads I've ever seen, I don't think she will be remembered fondly
>saw a post asking for unity training tips>write a post on how to train in unity>suggests using a scoring or weightage method>thread deletedWhy do I even bother.
>>727325101Either someone good at longs but ran at a distance they're terrible at, or someone bad at longs but not out of position. For example, Winning Ticket can get an A in Long races and that'd be fine, but she'd need to run Front or End which she has a G rank in. Meanwhile Fuji has an E rank in Longs, so she'd be allowed to run as a Pace. No borrows necessary honestly, I'm not expecting people to raise up the aptitudes.
>>727325102Our queen's criminal negligence has already crashed the economy multiple times
>>727325289>AmericanLUDOKINO
>>727325245This isn't as bad as the forced club shitflinging we had under Ass Wonder for a while.
TaiGOAT keeping the belly full
>>727325251I think I caught that post, I saved it
>>727325251Did you save it by any chance?
>>727325251If youre referring to those circle, those are a lie
>>727325251Im interested
Fuck Taiki Shittle
I will find a way to crash $CAFE
>>727325320remember when /v/ma had to apologize to the whole class
which uma has the nicest smelling feet
They let us use clocks for unity races later, right? That shit should have been backported.
>>727325423That was the right call desu, even if unnecessary it ended the feud.
>>727325423Yeah. I respect them for it.
>>727325406Yet another 50 PR deducted from tachyonfags
>>727325440Do they? I thought it was only normal races
>>727325406They'll do it themselves through pure porn addiction
>>727325507Well caffeine does affect your brain...
>>727325398Rice HERO would never say this
Is Super Lucky Seven good?
>>727325372No. In summary, just assign a value for each training method available and pick the highest total.Green = 1White Orb not filled = 1Rainbow = 0.5etc.
/v/mers call center burning the midnight oil I see
>>727325507>through pure porn addictionout of all umas with massive tits and skimpy clothes that throw themselves at you the moment you meet them why would people choose the flat deep voiced schizo with a long coat for that?
>>727325579It's a 1/9 chance for CM. Worth it if you hit the big gamble but useless otherwise
>>727325579It's mandatory if you're running Chadku
>>727325398Rice VILLAIN would say this
>>727325624Idk just look at the Cafeposters ITT, don't ask me
>>727325631I think we need more gamble heavy umas, I saw festa's kit and it convinced me to roll for her
>>727325634For a moment I thought you were referring to Goku
>>727325702What would Goku's kit be like?
>>727325702
>>727325583I read somewhere that you should mostly ignore rainbows for the first 2 years and focus on balls and arrows, how true is that?
>>727325670they don't coompost even half as much as daiwabros. Not seeing it
>>727325724We'll never know because King Kame is never ever
>>727325583green?
>>727325670I hope they fuck off soon. Being a teiobro is already hard enough, I don't want to have to salvage another uma's PR as well.
>>727325724
>>727325702Oguri is the Uma's Goku. Change my mind.
>>727325724>15% Power 15% Wit>Sprint: C, Mile: B, Medium: A, Long: A>Front: F, Pace: F, Late: B, End: A>Tail held High, Firm Conditions, Encroaching Shadow, End Closer corners, In Body and Mind>Accel Ult
so for Cafe are you supossed to use this + swinging or is Rob Roy recovery better?
>>727325743I will agree to the statement personally but it really depends what you mean by rainbows and the sort of uma you have. Using the scoring method, generally I will assignRainbow = 0.5Double Rainbow = 1.5Triple Rainbow = 3First year rainbow is terrible due to low training level. So popping balls should be your priority to get the level up asap to maximise stat gain. Certain uma have tons of races in their last year, so you need adjust the training and value accordingly.
>>727325834They won't, gatekeeping is frowned upon here apparently
>>727325921Oh shit Goku is actually kinda decent, is he meta for Libra?
>>727325879It's unironically Special Week. >goofy>hyper positive>clumsy>oblivious>secretly strong>orphan>face of the franchiseOguri is way too muted and quiet to be Goku
>>727324518Open League is easier than Graded League.
>>727325783It's just one guy if you look at the filenames.
>>727325936Swinging plus her gold debuff (that also acts as a gold recovery) should be enough
>>727325921Is Goku gonna be in the megabanner?
>>727324518Golshi hasn't been meta for Long since Gemini
>>727325818Colour of the support card training bar.
>>727325921>Wit growth
>>727326010You're giving off some weird vibes
>>727326024>Stamina Recovery (0.035)i never thought about that, since it's not a Wit Check it should be much more consistent and her 30% stam bonus should let you go 1200/1200, hell i wonder if you can go 0 gold recoveries with thati think a properly built Cafe will be scary
>>727326141Oh yeah, sucks shes a late surger. I need to build a grandparent with end sparks
I'm a proud gooner
>>727326118No no I think he's onto something
>>7273261410 golds? No way. You'll need maestro at least
>>727326118Well, almost all the coompost filenames above are ripped straight from booru. Uh oh.
>>727326163She's End C, only need 4 sparks to get her to End A. You could easily run her as an end if you wanted
Oh come on! $flash was steadily rising since release
$Flash is crashing!
>>727326206NTA but I thought it was 3 stars for C to A?
>>727326210IT'S OVER I'M SELLING
>>727326231It's 1 for the first rank up, 3 for each successive. B to A would only take one. C to A takes 1 + 3.
MY SAVINGS IM WIPED OUT!!!!!!
>>727326210Don't ask Eishin about what her grandparents did in WW2
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE GERMAN MARKET NOW ITS OVER
Wow its really easy to crash this market
>false flagging to try and bring Uma PR downhow fucking bored are you
>>727326190works with great mood
>American Economy Not looking good for Taiki!
ich muss zugeben, jedes mal wenn eishin flash deutsch spricht sterbe ich aufgrund von fremdscham
>>727326328Just like real life!
7 and $flash goes to the moon
>>727314286trainers
$Flash just dipped even more
>>727326328Why is the consumer confidence index so volatile?
Horrible threadGo take a break for two days, maybe then we might have something to talk about
>>727326429Fake economy propped up by $Bourbon, once she dips the economy will implode
I've had it. im killing myself
>>727326481go slave away doing fan runs for danchou instead of complaining
>>727326509Just make sure you give your danchou a heads-up first, I'm sure they will understand
>>727326328I don't care about the market because I will just hoard. I will be a dragon with all of my favorite's coin all to myself. It'll be mine, all mine.
>>727326481It wasn't THAT bad, but I agree. Behead all hornyposters
>>727326481That's 100% not happening because most can't help themselves, but I might take a break for some days out of spite because today was fucking awful
>>727326535>implying
>>727326572YUP YUP! Gatekeeping is good actually
>flash dipsBuy buy buy babyi will be operatin' my paperclip if you know what i mean
You should've bought $Teio. When you hit rock bottom the only way left is up.
>>727326594Bro be careful, someone might call you le hall monitor
>>727326675Tazuna hasn't sold me any Teio star pieces in weeks...
>>727326680that hall monitor thing got you really upset huh
>Great, the teiobros are here>Nah, this actually the work of the hall monitors, you can tell due to their typing style>no you're both wrong, that's the /vg/ coom raiders!
>>727319109so like....
Take a multiple hour break /v/madacchi! Wuv you all!
>>727326761The disappointing part is that teiobros are real unlike poopsockschizo
>>727326761Sad to see, not even /v/ma was safe, we had a good run
>>727326892>poopsockschizo>what is the ESL suzuka cuck poster
