THEY MADE SAMUS LOOK WOKE
>>727615127This post made you look retarded
what? she looks perfect.
>>727615127what's wrong with her?
>>727615127Since Rare are insisting on making Samus Realistic, what model would you have them use instead?Hard mode One that's over Thirty
>>727615351easy. margot robbie
>>727615127The woke mob sure loves big corporations
>>727615127I literally can't even tell which one you're mad about, they're both drop dead gorgeous. Fuck of to twitter.
>>727615127THEY MADE ANON LOOK RETARDED
Don't worry OP, I'm sure you'll find some dyed in the wool retards who'lll bite the bait and adopt it into their programming.
>>727615127She looks a little on the older side, but she's still hot and isn't she on the older side in canon?
>>727615274>she looks perfect....in Other M
>>727615395Not the worst pick, but it's a waste of that gorgeous smile. Guaranteed we'd get exactly one, and it's 50/50 on the writers doing it wrong.
>>727615351I think that's obvious.
>>727615127she looks a bit generic but certainly not woke
>>727615648>35ishQuite reasonable. Age continuity is stupid anyway.
>>727615869Now we wait for the sloppa porn
>>727615127>blonde hair>blue eyes>this is woke
>>727616207white women are woke
>>727615351>Rareanon... lol
>>727616290Would it have been better if they made her a white man?
>>727616174This is has been around for like 2 years, if it was gonna be made they would've made it.
>>727615869she has nice tits all things considered
>>727615127>THEY MADE SAMUS LOOK WOKEHow, by not making her look anime enough?
>>727616410How did that VGA chick get so much and not Brie here? Her tits look amazing
Samus had gaunt cheeks and a big chin in the original Prime games too though
>>727616393Sorry anon. my brain was off. I meant Retro. Still if Rare was never bought by Microsoft, Metroid Prime properly would have been handled by them instead.
>>727616207yes, those are traits specifically chosen to attract poc males
1/10 go back to posting Mackenzie soi face
>>727615869why do we hate her?
>>727615127Way too ugly.
>>727615351>>727615869Brie Larson is a good choice.I think Cara Delevingne or maybe Léa Seydoux would also work.
She actually couldn't be more perfect. That is Samus
>>727615869Now post her feet.
>>727616657For sure. Best "photorealistic" rendition of her we've seen to date.
>>727615127Falseflag jew
>>727615869>>727616410AHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK
>>727616575>looks mid>can't act>industry plant
>>727616575Because she doesn't show off her great tits more.>>727616484Who?
>>727615127>attractive white womanWoke>unattractive brown womanBAAAASED! How did the Frenchies do it? They're literally saving the White Race and bringing back Hitler.
Looks pretty good if a little bit too made up and generic. You can tell they wanted to duck making her Biden ugly even if it meant being a bit dolly.
>>727615127>Now being a woman is woke
>>727615127Not how I like my SamusBut if they had to lean more realistic, she looks fine. She's by far the most attractive human character in the game, and frankly most western made games these days.
>>727615127She looks fine?
>>727615127No. Shut up and fuck off with this shit thread.
>>727616613SAAR WE NEED MORE WHITE CELEBS IN VIDYAIN MY PUNJABI VILLAGE WE ALL STROKE OUR BENGAL SNAKES TO WHITE WOMEN FROM MOVIES
>>727615127It's not that it's woke it's that it's too western. You'd never believe metroid is actually a Japanese game series with how she looks here. It's off putting
>>727615127OP, have you considered suicide? If you have not considered suicide i suggest you consider it.
>>727615127SFM PORN WHEN
>dsl, reflection off the lipsnot wokewoke is when she has thin lips and no detail
>>727616396Yes but that would be gay. She should be asian just like Eve from the game of the year "Stellar Blade"
>>727616613Wow just terrible choices, I'm surprised you didn't just throw Natalie Dorner in there just as a final ill fitting actress that's just there because she's a kinda popular white girl.
>>727616865I'm a 30-year-old from Oklahoma whose ancestors came to the USA from England and Wales three centuries ago and fought in the Revolutionary War.
>>727617061SAAR I'M WHITE
>>727615127>Samus being a blonde white woman is woke
>>727617038There is absolutely no pleasing you niggers.
>>727617121the design that caters to black males yes, it's woke
>>727615127/v/ might be the gayest place on the planet
>>727615127>attractive white woman is woke
>>727617110I am, yes.
>>727617137I'm actually totally fine with OP, probably wish she looked a little tougher but you picked the waifiest bitches possible for Samus. Like you picked a girl with perpetual heroin face and the chick who exudes pampered nobility in every role she's in.
>>727617249SEXY LAYDEE
>>727617249It really is. 4chan in general. I don't know why I keep coming here.
>>727615127yellow fever fags deserve the rope.I remember back in the 80s when women who looked like Brie Larson >>727615869 was the epitome of western beauty standards.now everyone is gooning to porcelain doll asian lolis with smooth curves and no sharp defined features.
This is my Samus
>>727617348There are better boards than this one, at least.The eternal summer is very real.
>>727615127Well, they probably teach her to not fall asleep while wearing the power suit during her combat training.
it's ok I unwoke her
mogged
>>727615127other m samus still unbeaten
>>727617628kek
>>727615127She looks like Kim sexler, good enough for me
>>727615127tha'ts a 10/10 by today's gaming standards.Better than New Happa Tifa
>>727617663>jpgShe's unironically too skinny now.
>>727617748she looks like a fucking character from Star Ocean
God damn I love me some white blonde girls.
>>727615127>every fucking time bingtendo releases a gayme at least a quarter of the catalogue is unusable
>>727616575She said "WHITE MEN BAD!" one time several years ago.
>>727615127She's been ugly ever since they added cancer under her lip.
>>727617315>shows his gf to the internetntr thread is two scrolls down
>>727615648>isn't she on the older side in canon?No. She's also biologically modified.
>>727615127>mylessnoy seething that Retro didn't make Samus as ugly as the rest of the gamekek
>>727615127Looks better than Prime though? She doesn't look like a 40 year old hag femoid anymore.
>>727617195Here, have a (You) gay nigger
>>727618348>timmy face>apple toys because no taste in accessoriesyuck
>>727615648I think she's late 30s by the time of dread, but at the same time it's also in the future where people presumably live longer and she does have chozo/sa-x/metroid genes do who knows what's going on with her aging.
>>727615127Sadimus Walledran
>>727617663>take off shorts>ass turns into shapeless blob of sagging fatno thank you nigger tier ass fags
>>727618864>>take off shortsyou won't do shit homo
>Conventionally attractive, straight, thin, blonde-haired, blue-eyed white biological woman MC>WTF!?? IT'S FUCKING WOOOOKE!!!"Woke" has lost any and all meaning.
>>727618389You're gay for my hand, anon?
>>727619035>"Woke" has lost any and all meaning.Wow, it is almost like that is why they make these threads.
>>727618994here's some more fap material for you. the bigger the better, right?
>>727619168damn, you sure owned him bro
>>727616575Captain Marvel was woke or something. Personally I've never understood the hate for her. She's pretty chill and takes on some cool lesser known roles.
>>727616575She was pretty annoying during her captain Marvel days but looks like she has tone down now that being woke has stopped being the meta
>>727619168Unrelated but I find it hilarious how all these "fat body positivity" celebrities and influencers all suddenly lost tons of weight when ozempic became available.
>>727615127What? She looks great. I can’t wait for the SFM porn. Easily the only good part of this kusoge.
>>727617249I thought she pulled out a yoyo lol
>>727617748The mole ruins it.
>>727619168>pica white man's choice
She looks fine.
>>727619726I'm morbidly obese and I can still beat the shit out of women like this with VERY little effort.
>>727617249the same fucking thing happened with the witcher 4 trailer. try freeze-framing someone you think looks good while they're talking or doing something and you'll be able to pick out at least four ugly shots a second.
>>727619959Is that supposed to be impressive?
>>727619276I think it just comes down to /tv/ and /v/ sharing the same lowest common denominator of passive, stupid, easily pacified and even more easily upset consumers.
>>727620041No. I'm merely stating that "physically fit woman" is a fucking meme.
>>727615869If they had given Samus Brie's jawline, there would be people here going apoplectic and calling her a tranny.
>>727620217How so? She looks good and is probably a great deal healthier than most people.
>>727615127This just looks like a white woman
>>727620514Still can't physically herself from a man three times her size :^)
>>727620594I mean most people can't do that.
>>727620594*Physically defend*
>>727620594Okay? Your girl isn't supposed to be defending herself faglord, that's your job.
>>727615127You faggots are insufferable if you think this design is woke. Any design must be woke to you if it doesn't look like it was made for a gacha game.
>>727616575because she said 30 year old niggas gotta stop obsessing over children franchises. and she was right, kids can’t like shit without a fat neckbeard getting involved to police it
>>727620514First off I'll point out that being physically fit isn't the same as being healthy especially when somebody is using steroids and/or pumping themselves with absurd amounts of protein and calories. Common misconception. Secondly that woman is too muscular and it looks unnatural and grotesque even. I know you or some other anon may argue in good faith that it is not because you poor stupid zoomers fell for the originally ironic "muscle mommy" meme that was popping up in the late 2010s and it warped your perceptions but for a normal person it's true. She has mannish shoulders and her boobs look funky. Her neck is manish and her upper arms are misshapen relative to her forearms.
>>727617965I’m tired of the ponytail, samus needs hair like this again
>>727615127She looks good
>>727621129Lol shut up fatty.
>>727619726>>727620041>>727620514>>727620723>>727621129Take your inane bullshit about exercise and calories back to your containment board, /fit/ggot.
>>727615351>RareI hate brown secondaries so fucking much
>>727615127>Make a white woman>THEY MADE HER WOKEGood morning Saar.
>>727615127
>>727621459Judging from your reaction to a rational explanation I'm going to assume you're some stupid nigger. I just wanted to let you know people can tell you're a nigger not just from the color of your skin but by the content of your character.>>727621480Why because this thread was so high quality and interesting to begin with?
>>727619959You would run out of breath before you could do anything subhuman. You'll also die before 60 so have fun with that.
>>727621814Didn't read, you fat faggot.Cope.
>>727619959i remember seeing a security camera video of a woman who was going to get assaulted and likely raped by some guy in the street at night and she pulled out a handgun and blasted him in the stomach. He then laid there begging for his life. Something to think about fatty
>>727620514/pol/ and /v/ hate muscular girls.
>>727615127I wish all culture war fags a painful unsatisfying death
>>727615127No one believes you false flagging troons/jeets anymore.
>>727622256>Wombnigger requires a shooty mcblast-blast to avoid being raped and murdered Pathetic.
>>727615127Looks like you are trying to muddy the waters of what people have a real problem with and failed.Here's some options for you A: Reply "Well what IS the problem!?!" like a toolB: Close the thread and pretend it never happenedC: Get some discord "friends" to help call everyone a big D: Smugly reply your way into a corner and selecting an option above.
>>727622492Because it's homo. Nick is a fucking faggot, but he did a pretty good segment on why.
>>727622492>/v/ hates muscle girlsWe have an awful lot of Muscle Girl threads for that.
>>727615127More futa muscles build
>>727622629>ahh well see using a gun is cringeyou’re getting shot bro
>>727615127based well poisoner
>>727619640Bayonetta mole too iconic
>>727615127woke = not anime
>>727615127easy with the rape, bill cosby.
>>727615869She will play live action Samus and you will come to accept it
>>727616290You misspelt "foid"
>>727615869imagine naming your kid after a type of cheese, americans are fucking hopeless
>>727615127Falseflagging troon
>Leftists yet again falseflagging in an attempt to make themselves look reasonable by comparisonGetTheFuckOutOfMYHobbyScum
>>727623825>>727623985Prime 4 is woke tho
>>727623758Too stupid to even consider that it's a shortened version of Brianne, huh?
>>727623562I will...so long as she wears one of the good ending costumes.
>>727616575She didn't stick around as Abed's girlfriend in Community for very long. Kind of a wasted plot point.
>>727615274>>727615281you think woke means bad? thanks for proving retards dont even know what woke means yet again
>>727615395she looks like the fucking meme of white women having manskulls
>>727615127not buying
did they decompile the Switch game already? We need to know what she wears under the armor. And if she plays the cello like in the NES game
>>727617408man, what an ugly piece of crap the one on top is, I seriously cannot fathom a man going for it and not calling it humiliation ritual
>>727624202what kind of dumb ass would name a cheese brianne?
>>727620594>Still can't physically herself from a man three times her sizegood morning saar
>>727624529You sound like a meme of a white guy that only jerks off to korean jaw shavings.
>>727615127I have never liked her anime face from the GBA games.
>>727625041He said 3 times her size, she probably eats more in a day than the average Indian man weighs.
>>727616575she's a woke retard leftist
>>727625190>He said 3 times her sizeI know, but brownoids tend to forget how tiny they are, and think White women are as puny as pajeetas
>>727625059NTA but she does look kinda mannish, especially her jaw.
>>727615869>>727616410Something about her is unappealing. Might be her forehead.
>>727624529That literally is a man.
>>727625542>Literally a manObsessed
>>727624529SUPER FIGHTING ROBOTMEGA TRAN
>>727625542>>727624529>>727624026So when a trans woman play Zelda (twilight princess version)?
>>727622492I love shredded lean women, bulky women are gross though.>>727620723This woman is insanely beautiful and you are a humongous faggot if you wouldn't
>>727615869>not casting Taylor SwiftDisgusting hags
>>727623562>how do you do fellow gamers
>>727622671I don't care what level of psyop you're on, it will never be gay to be attracted to biological women.
>>727615127>Another one of these "threads"Buy an ad, nigger
>>727626995I like FemRobin, Bayo and Samus now
>>727626650Taylor is overrated.
Prime Samus was always lesser compared to any other Samus
>>727616575https://youtu.be/KZyYJPtcAfk
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>>727618556Yep, just go the parasite eve route and say the mc isn't aging normally due to all the weird shit inside her.
she needs a nice strong latino bf
>>727621459We need to send every woman to the gym. Now.Actually, we need to send everyone to the gym. I'm tired of seeing gross tubby losers everyday. Once we all look like greek statues society will be healed.
>>727615127Do you think she's huhh... fully modeled?
>>727617315>rug on the tableslavs aren't white
>>727615127It's sad to see (((studios))) mutilate the characters and places I love so dearly...
>>727629568Be the change you want to see anon.
>>727615471Who do you think points out their enemies for them?
>>727615127Trying too hard.
>>727615869She looks absolutely nothing like Brie Larson.
>>727615127gcj bait thread
>>727617249Samus is like 22, not 28.
>>727616575She (or her marketing team) really tried to push her as the girlboss action movie actress, especially when Captain Marvel was just out. But it only ended up making her look like an insufferable cunt.Things have toned down nowadays but the damage has already been done.
>>727630602In perpetuity?
>>727616741>>727616441They're fake
>>727615127Too manly and not the cute yet amazingly strong girl we all loved.
>>727630375Bro that's her.
>>727625041Death grip handjob from a polish or BRhue woman
>>727616575she is a feminazi loon
>>727631249>wears this ridiculous outfit that shows her boobs>eww stop looking at meFuck women.
Dude... niggers exist.
>>727615237fpbp
Anyone playing the game:Does samus actually have any personality or is she just a self-insert mindless robot? I heard she doesn't talk at all. Do we get to hear her thoughts in anyway?
>>727626863liking masculinity makes you gay
>>727615127Literally perfect.
>>727631462>Playfully laughs at him for getting got peekingSorry you've got ptsd from girls laughing at you but every time a woman laughs doesn't mean something negative.
>>727631575she's the typical bitchy mean girl
>>727632045If you like manly women.. Sure. For you this may be ''perfect''.Not for me. Not for others, but for you, and others like you. A small minority...
>>727615127Seems to mostly be a more realistic take on her post-Other M design, which is fine by me. Only thing I’d say I don’t like is that they removed the strands of hair that hung down from her bangs; it was a charming design choice.
>>727631575Do you know anything about Metroid?
>>727632116You are a faggot.
>>727632198For not liking men or manly women? Do you know what projection is, confused anon?You're engaging in it right now.
>>727631927That would make liking traps straight, which is obviously untrue.
>>727632273You are a homosexual.
>>727615869AWOOOOOOOOGAA
Dude... futanari (probably) exist.
>>727632428You are projecting, and I am guessing you don't know English either, because you're just barking pre-rendered insults with no meaning or bearing behind them.
>>727632639You are sexually attracted to men.
>>727616813>She looks fine?
>>727617249she has her mole from other m, prime remastered didn't have it so i was sure they'd remove it here too
>>727615127best shes ever looked imo
>>727629568So we want women to start pumping themselves with T like trannies?
>>727632689>coping and projectingYou have nothing else. Are you a spambot? you act like one, "anon"...
>>727615127Samus was always woke, you fucking faggot. She's literally a feminist/tranny power fantasy.
>>727615127She looks more British now.
>>727633192You are gay.
>>727624529Margot Robbie is just the downgraded version of Jaime Pressley.
>>727633401The utter and complete opposite. Margot has absolutely perfect facial structure, Jaime pressley's skull looks like it was put in a hydraulic press.
>>727615661The only good thing in the shit game
>>727633321Wrong, bot.
>>727630602Metroid Prime 4 takes place after super metroid
>>727615127Did anyone start drawing lines and angles on her jawline and stuff yet? That silly phrenology shit always cracks me up.
>>727615351It depends what kind of direction you want to go with the character, If the character is going to have talking and actually characterizations for acting the part and sounding the part, That's a different story. also what point in the time line is she younger zero mission or has lots of time past? (post fusion)like Lots of people said actresses like brie larson and Margot robbie, but I'd pick 00's Scarlett Johanson or 90's Linda Hamilton before them. I think Sydney Sweeny could be a great pick also. would look great in a Zero Suit and she is a hot blonde with a resting bitch face. thats how I imagine samus. A bitch, not bubbly or outwardly friendly.
>>727615127Yeah, I don't like this at fucking all
>>727633839That can't be the case since all the Metroid are dead post super Metroid Aside from the Metroid clones in other M
>>727615127Too realistic. Metroid should be anime.
>>727618864>ass turns into shapeless blob of sagging fatLeave them on, put a mirror behind her and have her suck you off.problem solved.
Define "look woke"
>>727634986Looks old enough to read.
>>727615127is OP a retard?
>>727634885Pretty much.
is it confirmed whether she is a pawg in this game?
>>727615127why does she have makeup if she's just gonna wear a helmet 24/7?
>>727634986It means she looks too masculine in this case. It's like they made her less-attractive in order to pander towards transsexuals and insecure women.That's what's trying to be said, I think.
>>727615237kek
>>727616575comments like these, mostly
>>727635164Don’t say that ever again.
>>727635302why
>>727624434>I-I was only p-pretending to be retarded!
>>727635302samuspawgsamuspawgsamuspawg
>>727615127Not woke but very generic. Anime samus will always be better
>>727615351prime kim basinger, like sakamoto intended
>>727619726>>727619959I'm skin and bones and I could take her too. Women are just weak. They half the grip strength, less hemoglobin, and less testosterone. Its not misogynistic to state the facts. People who think women are just as physically capable as men are ignorant retards. Any guy who has wrestled a girl larger than him knows this. It's crazy that we even have these retarded conversations, but people live in such a safe and easy environment now that they have forgotten.Watch an WNBA all star game or play fight with some women. Idiots.Why the fuck do you people think women have their own spaces if they can just easily compete with men? Use your brains. It's not sexism, it's just the way it is.
>>727615127looks finethey should patch prime 1 remastered with this face as well
>>727635278god i hate womenimagine if it were this easy
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>>727637580?
>>727632075thischads are allowed to look and are encouraged to do so. shitty incels are not
>>727638921
>>727615351
>>727639749That's a Huge Bitch!
>>727639749i'm 6'6, I would do it
>>727615127>gcj trying to bait a screenshot for leddit updoodsShe looks fine you ragebait nigger.
>>727639749What ethnicity is this?
>>727640882Lopcyds
>>727624529gonna be honest, this lines up perfectly with how Samus looked in Prime 1 so I'm all for it.
>>727640882>Gardner WebbTrad conservative
>>727641594That's not an ethnicity
>>727615127she looks milfy good
>>727615127Is this the first attractive white woman made by a western studio in a long time? When was the last time they did this for a main character?
>>727643931E33
>>727633401She ruined Harley Quinn
>>727618556There is no x dna, metriod dna eats it
>>727644507Technically true I suppose but isn't Retro Studios American? I guess I will expand the question then to how about American studios? Main character only no side characters or NPC's that aren't even really important at all to the game. Like say a civilian in Cyberpunk or something.
>>727615127This is how she would look with the Zero Suit.
>>727615351Kristen Bell
>>727645517ShantaeVendetta/Juno from OWViolet from Code Violet if that game ever fucking comes out
>>727626995>problematic for women not assigned female at birth>notso, trannies? who cares what they think. what a retarded image
