New DLC is out Dec 10. GTA bros we are so back.
I haven't gotten past the sing song "~nigger~" quest. I don't think I'll be doing this quest either.
Ok
>>727621205>michael alivenot canon
Oh boy, another property you can do nothing in it and a few recycled missions again. Yippe...
Are we going to get his boat back too?
>>727621205OH BOY I GET TO SEE MICHAEL IN A COUPLE CUTSCENES AND HEAR HIM TALK OVER THE PHONE INSTEAD OF PLAYING AS HIM IN A NEW SINGLE PLAYER MISSION! HYOPE!
>>727621387It is retard. Third ending is canon.
>>727621205>michael alivecanon
>>727621416>>727621464Yea niggers it IS fun. New property with bunch of new shit. GTA Online is fun and no matter how much /v/ shits out garbage I'll always be a fan. Now if you excuse me I gotta drive my beautiful vehicle around hills and enjoy scenery.
>>727621541I thought online was a different multiverse to singleplayer.
Sheeeeesh Anti GTA niggers on suicide watch.
>>727621651Nothing in there is new except for kennels.
>they're still keeping this dog shit going
>>727621925>new missions>OG characters are back>new cars>new mansion>new shitbunch of new shit u mong
>>727621205This is huge news for Hispanic 16 year olds
>>727622125what game do you work for and why did it flop?
>>727622125>doghsit>making gazzilion dollars shitting on every open world game there isYea sorry Rockstar is competent in making actually fun and enjoyable game that lasts for 13 years. Now go back to your irrelevant garbage indieslop game faggot
>online
>>727622167>new missionsGreat, go to a place, kill some guys/get an item, and come back with enemies spawning behind you. Very new.>OG characters are backWe get to see Micheal in a few cutscenes, yay.>new carsThey're all the same shit.>new mansionStilt Houses 2. How exciting
>>727622125Why wouldn't they? Shark cards sell like a hotcake
>>727622491>singleplayer overrated buggy movieslop is better than playing online with friends and having funkill yourself cybertranny
>>727622235lmao
>>727621205He looks like johnny sack
>>727622556Man you're bad at counting
>>727622528Every game can be caregorized on a surface level as "repetitive". Your argument is not holding.Few cutscenes or not, you will see on Dec 10thNo new cars are not the same shit. You're objectively wrong. I will add new ones to my car collectionYea new Mansion to explore is fun.You're anti-fun. Stop playing videogames and go watch paint dry boring bastard.
>could've made it so we could buy the cool existing mansions in Richman and Vinewood.>but no, instead they copy pasted Devin's mansion in two spots and called it a dayFuck Rockstar.
>bri' 'ish amanda
>>727621651
I'll check it out, I think I have $20 million
>>727621651Finally, dog houses in GTA. The true sandbox experience
>>727622679>le pre cooked replycringe
>>727622887>le buttmad replyKek
>>727622981.
>>727622684No no you see... it's not the Dominator... it's the Dominator Convertible! Wow! It's totally new you guys!>exploreBro, it is an owned property, not a fucking tomb.
Most obvious shill thread in ages
>>727621491>>727621541I mean the first one could also be Canon considering the guy who voiced Trevor doesn't want to comeback. >>727621702Gta online was originally set in the past but when the doomsday heist came out it was confirmed to now be set during the present and only after the gun running dlc did it move to the future via dialog that mentioned it was 2017. The original game takes place in 2013.
How much is rockstar paying these indians to advertise this slop
>>727621651is the gym usable?
>>72762315825 caps per post.Now go kill yourself.
why do the brainless pointless posts calling people shills for discussing a popular video game seem like bot posts?
>>727623075Trevor is still alive. Ron confirmed it in the update that added Hangars.
>>727623253because popular and sucessfull fun games are le bad on this board.we should all be playing niche pixelslop indie garbage
>>727622684>No new cars are not the same shitYes they are, they are all awd supercars that handle the exact same as the 500 other awd supercars in the game, I'll give you that they do have some very slight variations in their looks but that's it, they are all boring as fuck and only appeal to the zoomies.Give us more shitboxes and classic cars.
>>727623253gta5 is the most profitable piece of media of all time. some game devs get really pissy over that
Does online mode show the characters from the normal game? How much time has passed? What do they do, give you missions?
>>727622125>best selling game of all time still has active playerbaseKids and RP troons will keep this shit alive years after GTA VI comes out
>>727623253>>727623341Hello saars
>>727621205lmao who the fuck still plays this slop?
>>727623075Yeah GTA online is set in the past in a different multiverse.
>playing Jeet The Saar V in the Big 25
>>727623412when it came out it was set before the GTA5 story mode so some of the characters that are killed in the story are alive in online, but eventually they threw that out. Basically each update is self contained to a property and a handful of missions so it makes no difference.
timmy vercemelli
>>727621651this is literally what pajeets and andrew tate worshippers take as a sign of success
It took a few years to smooth it out but GTA Online is genuinely a better game than GTAV. There's just so much little shit in the game like being able to call and recall your personal cars, buying ammo from a menu, etc that makes Online better. GTAV is really just pointless at this point becuause I don't think any real GTA fan can actually recommend the single player.
>>727621651Who cares about any of this shit? The only reason to play GTA Online is to play in a private lobby blowing things up with the new cars.
>install GTA Online>buy the new cars with the itasha PRB liveries added in the update>uninstall GTA Online
>>727624032the point of buying it is that it has new missions attached to it that will pay for the property by finishing them
I really wish more effort was put into Red Dead Online. All it needed was proper housing and stuff to justify all the effort spent hunting/fishing/questing but all you could buy was horses and outfits.
>>727621651it is a pretty good time, and is completely unique in how it operates, like a weird gta mmo not to mention they've been dumping content into it consistently for like 12 years gtao2 is the ONLY reason i'm bothering to get 6
>>727621205>GTA VHaha I remember that shit, good PS3 game. Wild that people still remember it.
>>727624207rdo has been on maintenance mode for years nowthe pvp modes were mediocre
>online killed the single player dlc>yet gave an epilogue to each characterWell, at least you got something
>>727624207The wild west was barren and boring, the online is spot on
>>727624361it's somehow consistently been in the top 10 steam chart games since it released
>>727624207>I really wish more effort was put into Red Dead Online. All it needed was proper housing and stuff to justify all the effort spent hunting/fishing/questing but all you could buy was horses and outfits.It could have been fucking amazing, instead it was the most half assed shit fucking imaginable. I really did enjoy the first month where everyone was super chill, used mics, was lots of spontaneous and hilarious RP.Then all the chink hackers came along, rockstar rebalanced the entire economy and the whole thing was forever fucked.
>>727624375At least they didn't get the johnny treatment.
>>727624669ayy you never know
>>727621651How do these things work in the game? Are there characters mechanics like in The Sims? Because I've only played offline mode, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to have a yoga area. Is it to play that terrible mini-game that's only there for narrative reasons?The yoga part of the game is just to try to create the idea that Michael is at least trying to connect with his wife. No one really does yoga because they think it's fun. Why would you want to have a yoga area in your online home?Also, how do houses work when multiple players are buying them?
>>727621651GTA truly is just The Sims for man now, huh?
>>727621205Does GTA online have a bunch of story content that can be played through or was it all FOMO and lost?
>>727621347another SA casual filtered by the OG Loc mission
Not interested in modern Rockstar.This is how they design missions now:>Make the player go as far away as humanly possible >The location is littered with bullshit aimbot Terminators that do not die unless you headshot them>The goal is to steal a giant slow industrial vehicle that is the polar opposite of fun to even drive>You need to bring that shitty slow vehicle miles across the entire map>Bullshit aimbot enemies will mag dump you the entire time, constantly burning away food and armor that costs real money>The ugly unpleasant retard that gave you the mission will belittle you and talk about retarded shit non-stop nobody cares about the entire time>Killing civilians isn't even allowed anymore. You literally cannot shoot your gun at them.>You'll be paid $12 and some candy>When it's over you instantly explode from all the griefers flying jetbikesFuck Rockstar.LOOK AT HOW THEY WRITE DIALOGUE NOW TOO
>>727621387GTAO is not canon anyway, it is the universe thaf exists within Michael's Movies.
>>727621205I never played Online, are the missions scenarized and stuff?
>>727624375>online killed the single player dlcI'm just mad that they didn't even bother to add the new Online cars to SP.Like come the fuck on.
>>727624786They're locked behind in-game money gates. So either you grind for it or fork over the shark card money.
>>727623412Most of the things pre Doomsday and Diamond heists occur before the story, while some events are set during it and after (basically your character becoming an entrepreneur, a criminal, etc) everything set up after those occur canonically after the story, mostly set up in the same year they were released in. Canonically you were mentioned in the single player in a throwaway comment by Lester as too unpredictable to work with during the jobs in the single player From what’s it’s known from each main character>Micheal became a movie producer and whatever happens in this dlc>Trevor became a life guru according to Ron, probably meaning he’s just living a life of riches in Vinewood>Franklin married her bitch ex, had kids and began a legitimate business
>>727624992yeah that's what the third worlders door you could just play the game naturally because every single thing you do in the game makes you money
As far as I know, they've added a ludicrous amount of content to the game that could work in singleplayer, even if only for fun's sake after you beat the game, but the only guns and cars added were the ones from the PS360 release in order to bolster the features on the next gen's rerelease. The musket was fun once or twice I guess.Though fps mode was the real reason to buy that
>>727624961Some are, kind of like sp heists
>>727623075>guy who voiced Trevor doesn't want to comebackDidn't he already come back, didn't he have a mission in GTAO
>>727623412We are in the middle of seeing each character return over the course of several years.Time has passed in semi-real time as of 2017.Franklin has gray hair and is a successful celebrity agent.Michael is even older and is still a hollywood producerTrevor is a worthless retard the other two don't want around just like Steven Ogg in real life. He will likely never return.
>>727621651Except for the dog I have those things irl, enjoy your video game tho
>>727625093>every single thing you do in the gameEvery single thing you do in GTAO is just pointless grind
>>727625238Nah some missions are fun specially if others participate(griefers).
>>727625093That's what I said. Grind for it.
>>727625238yes, that's how mmos work
>>727624207it didn't even work for a long time, animals wouldn't spawn so some of the hunting content was unusable
>>727621205sex with Michael's geriatric, menopausal, bogged, cheating hotwife >>727624160sex with PBRthese games are worthless without actual sex. if GTAVI doesnt fix this I aint buying simple ass
It's obvious that the biggest GTAO haters have never actually played it when you hear their criticisms. Such a weird thing to still seethe over a game this old.
>Add all kinds of shit that costs millions of dollars to push shark card sales>Anyone dumb enough to fall for it can't even use most of their shit for the overwhelming majority of official playable contentI wonder how many billions have been left on the table from people buying 1 shark card then realizing the game doesn't let them use the shit they bought with it.
>>727625575For me, it's Agatha Baker.She owes me sex after everything I did for her in the casino.
>>727625331NTA but I didn't expect a weird shitty mmo. I don't even like mmos.Just a quick reminder, this is a grand theft auto game we are talking about.
>>727625102I find GTA genuinely unplayable without first person.It's the most unresponsive, needless button-mashing, CLUNKY bullshit I have ever seen and it's really not talked about enough.The fact first person plays the way it does yet they can't manage to do it for third person is further proof that Rockstar is completely dead and running on fumes until people get sick of their shit.(soon)
>>727625659What, why can't you use it? Do you have to pay for a new hoverbike with missiles each time it gets blown up?
people actually play and spend money on gta online? why? whats so fun about driving around the same city for 12 years?
>>727624160They're gonna become V-tubers in GTA 6, calling it now.
>>727625119He recorded that well before Online started getting real attention.
>>727625979>whats so fun about driving around the same city for 12 years?I mean, ain’t that life itself
>>727625575Being able to strip Lucia down to nude would be the only redeeming factor of her character so of course they won't do it.This Rockstar we are talking about.The company that made an unskippable feminist protest you have to participate in or you can't progress the plot of the COWBOY OUTLAWS.
>>727625910Red Dead 2 is more that for me, hardly unplayable unless you're in FPS but the movement controls and your ability to fucking see is so much better. I also personally find it a lot more atmospheric and immersive.
>>727621205NIGGER SIMULATOR IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>727625923None of the missions or story content let you use it.It's for free roam lobbies filled with griefers only.
>>727625979The missions are fun and playing with randoms that suddenly target you so you can unload your whole arsenal makes it more fun
>>727625979People have played it for years and formed friendship groups specific to the game, and it's continually updated. My younger brother by half a decade had mates he knew really well from it.None of this is a good reason to play that shit, GTAO sucks. They could be doing something better.
>>727621651>This is what is considered as "fun" by nu/v/ standardsGrim.
>>727626224Well that's lame, not even really pay2win at that point. You'd think they would at least get that.
>>727623478your mother
>>727626446>all them negative repliesbros... old/v/ is back
>>727626652is she any good
>>727626259>The missions are funThis poster is lying through their fucking teeth and cannot be trusted.The way GTA does missions now is the total fucking opposite of fun.Drive the shitty big slow vehicle across the entire map as enemies drain your healing resources non-stop.That's it.That's like %90 of the content. The other %10 is being heavily restricted to be unable to use any of your best gear and forced to follow an extremely tight list of tasks or fail/die.It's actual dogshit game design and nobody with any real experience with the game will tell you it's fun.
>>727626736yes digitally sucking cocks
Imagine the seethe when GTA 6 drops. Hates on suicide watch.
>I don't like GTA Online or multiplayer games in general! They cause me anxiety!The reddit brigade is ITT
>>727626513Rockstar want online to be more like FiveM roleplay. Hell, they already hired FiveM dev team for 6 online.
>>727626131there's always Saints Row but they also pussy around when it comes to sex (and the protagonist of 3&4 is a fucking cuck)>>727626446it's a game from 2013 retard
>>727626859kek
>>727626859/v/ seethes at every game, so, just usual business
>>727626513That's the truly insane part. The claim for shark card buyers and other forms of bacteria is that the missions and heists are designed that way to prevent "pay to win"Well what the fuck do you call being allowed a jetbike with missiles in a lobby where someone is trying to deliver some cocaine in a fucking GARBAGE TRUCK then?It's so insanely bad. So much of the game is just deliberately anti-fun to sell shark cards.BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN USE THE SHIT YOU CAN BUY WITH THEM OUTSIDE OF RANDOM FREE ROAM
>>727624803I was gonna insult you purely because of the picture you have posted, but I was helping people with the New Listing missions the other day, and the truck one was the most excruciatingly painful thing i've done in this game since a good decade.
>>727626754are you the same nigger who cries in every Rockstar game thread that u can't follow simplest of instructions in a mission? Kill yourself please.
Rockstar can die in a fire considering they're still doing all this shit for GTAO but haven't added even half as much to RDO. They can all burn in hell twice as much considering that after all this, GTA VI won't even likely release on PC at the same time as consoles, so its like they hate money. I can respect the GTAO RP community and user mods and stuff for custom servers but the rest of it is super frustrating.
>>727626991You slimey sacks of shit aren't fooling anyone. Fuck you and fuck your raping of a household name in quality game design.Fuck you to death and hell.
>>727626859I like Grand Theft Auto 5, it seems that almost nobody has good things to say about Online.
>>727627219Case in point
>>727627228Except for the billion people that actually play it. The biggest Rockstar haters are people that don't play the games.
I'M GETTING OLD ROCKSTAR FUCK YOUIn all seriousness it's crazy seeing Michael at 60. My dad's still around at 62, gotta say Michael aged well. Hoping the ending features Franklin and Michael cameo or even better, a set of missions like Short Trip where Michael & Franklin set up the steps for a final heist dlc.
>>727627074You are a shill and anyone that has real experience with the game knows it.>durr ur just badI have over 20 million dollars and own every business.GTA Online has the worst mission design in the entire franchise by a very wide margin.
>>727627157This but not because they didn't add gay multiplayer shit because of other gay multiplayer shit. It killed them considering making single player dlc
>>727627313Actually if you ask most players what they think of the missions and heists it's all unanimously "shit and not fun just to sell shark cards"You are full of shit.
>>727624207>>727624658All they had to do was keep the content coming. Hell, the RDO RP community would be kept up alone by people making custom /v/ KKK modes with great depth or whatever the fuck, but no.. they wasted so much potential since it didn't instantly make SHARKCARD money. Do you have any idea how many old guys would keep the game alive for years at a time playing Cowboy Simulator? Or modeling their favorite trains into the game and adding custom routes, engineering jobs, and all kinds of other shit (to say nothing for robberies and the like? Fuck their shit sideway letting this die.
>>727627313Well, why aren't they here defending their favourite game so hard? I mean there's a billion of em right
>>727625993them not commissioning Trigger or some other freeaboo studio to make a net series for them was a major missed opportunity.
I will never go back to playing this grind.
oh now everyone acts like gta online is good. Gta 4 online, Sa-MP and FiveM are all better. I got bored of GTAO in the beginning ps4 days very fast.
>>727627313You can join a match right now, personally a message a player on how well designed the game is, and there is roughly an %80 chance they will say it's bad.Several of the most popular GTA YouTubers are constantly begging for improvement as all their comments say the game is just plain bad.You are not fooling anyone here.
>>727627694No it's 1 single shill desperately trying to lie about how people who regularly play the game feel about it.The evidence that players are not happy with the way they design content is overwhelming. It's like saying cancer patients like how it slims down their figure and keeps their appetite under control. It's so fucking wrong it's either deranged or malicious.
god the multiplayer was dogshit. i got bored so fast
>>727621205This game is tied with Destiny 2 with having the most retarded and shitty players you can queue with.
>>727627568>muh shark cardsLike I said, you are full of shit and don't play the game you hate so much. GTA gives out money liberally and usually beating the content of an update one time will pay back the purchase. Fuck you and your reddit opinion.
>>727625979>whats so fun about driving around the same city for 12 years?it seems when a game is good it's also timeless
>>727626859I can't wait for every weeb and tendie to shriek into obscurity about it.
>>727628030not that anon but do you legit buy shark cards knowing they'll "pay for themselves" at the end?I'm sorry, how do you get your irl money back I'm confused
>>727628030and also that sounds like it might be different now compared to when us uncs played the game over a decade ago, so it's not not having played it, it's you being young and not even experiencing the same game
>>727622684No wonder R* is making money from this shit with retards like you around.
>>727628340literally everything you do while playing the game makes you money
>>727628340there is not a single reason to ever buy a shark card there is nothing in the game you NEED to buy, there's a wealth of functional vehicles that make some missions easier but absolutely noting more than the default is required the only people who buy shark cards are the brown kids who just want to fuck around griefing for an hour before they get bored at go back to fortnite
>>727628620Are you dense? How does it pay for itself?>>727628649No shit the game has default stuff that works, I played the singleplayer where that's all you've got. What the fuck does this have to do with shark cards existing and all their negatives, the brown kids still exist
>>727624870>canonwtf is canon in GTA. Any cutscene is canon.
>>727628972unless it's in gtao I think he's saying
>>727628904>Are you dense? How does it pay for itself?by unlocking missions with a payout that is the same as it cost to unlock
>>727629068The point is talking about canonicity in GTA is ridiculous. Are GTA 1, 2 and London canon? Is every retarded thing they say on the radio station canon?
>>727629083Well you didn't get your money back you got double the in-game rewards, if you look at it like you didn't just pay to save time which is how it sounds.
>>727629151I think the original games are all separate from each other though I didn't play them. As far as I know though, yeah why wouldn't that stuff be canon. I mean Lazlo comes back in every game and they clearly enjoyed writing all the wacky news stories and put effort into them.
>>727623075I always kill Trevor so it is canon for me.
>>727629525dude he's so f*cking twisted, it's wrong to let him live
>>727621387Dan Houser said Ending C is canon.
>>727621651>The Sims but in GTA
>>727627401Ay Cock* it’s me Joey Diaz, fuck ya mudda
>>727621205>don't think about how gta6 has been delayed
>>727630972It's kind of comical seeing ads for new updates to gtao, both because of that and because at this point the game is noticeably dated visually and you see those weird character models trying to show personality.
>>727626919It's a content update from 2025 you retard.
>>727630212yea so? It's fun. I am afailure in life. will never own good apartments or houses or fancy cars. I fullfill my dreams in the game. Yea it is fun.
>>727631721You're better off playing The Sims
have they used ANY of their money to fix the load times?
>>727621205dont care, stopped playing the moment they decided to take my legit grinded money away from me because muh hackers
>>727622125>the second best selling game of all time still on top 10 thirteen years laterGEE I WONDER WHY
>>727621651ummmm... what is that?
>>727628972So you think the Rocket Bikes and Flying Cars are canon? GTAO is a movie set in Los Santos
>>727626754>some missions are not fun therefore nothing is funToddler logic
>>727633332nta but i've heard this a couple times, why the fuck does Online have to be some kind of movie world specifically from Los Santos instead of you know, just not canon because that'd be fucking dumb
>>727633852It fits with the sp story of Michael becoming a movie director, it also allows the game to be as wild as the developers want without hurting the rest of the games.
>>727633852there is no canon, everything in GTAO is its own thing not meant to be treated as a larger plot
>>727634235He produces one movie in the story, and doesn't actually do any work on it.>>727634445Yeah I've figured that out, I think that other guy is an idiot.
>>727634536Gosh anon take it easy~Why so mad? Why are you taking this so seriously? Movie or not it is not part of the main GTA universe.
>>727623872And they're right.
>>727633015instead of a FUPA it's just a FPA
>>727633332Aliens and bigfoot are canon, right?
>GTA
>>727631764No I'm not. I enjoy driving vehicles and interacting with the world.
>>727624160Anon... You can't use them in singleplayer.
>>727632875So u hacked lmao. Enjoy ban retard
>>727636472Yes but that's been in other games, however saying GTAO is canon it means that at some point an AI takes over, there's a Zombie and Alien invasions, plenty of high tech cars based on movies get developed by normal car companies, and there's several crazy dudes duking it out in the middle of the city all day, all night, everyday.
>>727622125This game continues to make a retarded amount of money dont expect it to be shut down until maybe the 2040s.
>>727621205this actor is kinda not bad ngl
Game is boring as FUCK these days. I can't be assed to grind to buy this stupid shit anymore. Once they let us buy a police car I essentially retired and only larp as Officer Nate Higgers to harrass black and brown players when I feel like it, which isn't often
>>727623534it's 10 years after story mode retard
I WILL play the new update and I WILL buy PS5 just for GTA 6. Call me a shill, normie, jeet or whatever, I don't care. The amount of happines and funn GTA games deliver to me is immeasurable. I'm a happy lad.
>>727627053>Well what the fuck do you call being allowed a jetbike with missiles in a lobby where someone is trying to deliver some cocaine in a fucking GARBAGE TRUCK then?just load into a private lobby, i started doing that after the same shit happened to me and then the cunt reported me for calling him a nigger faggot after he kept camping me
oh wow, another money sink property
>>727623872>dude, having a lot of money and a fucking mansion is not a sign of success
It's insane that GTAV is so old now that it's basically a early 10's period piece, LA has gotten so much worse since then
>>727640684It's 10 years after story mode in a different multiverse, retard. How hard is it to understand? There are differences between the two with people dead and other differences. When it first came out it was set in the past and now time has passed in the game.
>>727621651>a bunch of useless shit that the vast majority of the playerbase won't use>even more garage space for all of the cars that can't be driven around in freeroam without instantly explodingEbin.
>>727638506 Honestly, that's not even a stretch. Rockstar struck oil with GTAO and they won't stop drilling until the whole thing collapses under its own weight. It'll be 2036 and some kid will still be grinding Cayo Perico for the 800th time while flying around in the Oppressor Mk10 with laser missiles and a cloaking device. Meanwhile, Lesley Benzies is in a bunker working on GTA 7 powered by neural interfaces.
>>727621205>kernel-level malwareI shan't play. Simple as.
>>727621651This shit has devolved into second life at this point. Actually it's done that years ago with those stupid RP servers getting super popular during the pandemic but whatever. GTA V was never good.
>>727646141I stopped when they added that, I loved playing it on the Deck and played it daily but they had to fuck it up
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