>Anon, you stand accused of pirating video games. What's your opening statement?
Statement.
>>727632241
>>727632241Is President Bush there?
>>727632241What the fuck are video games?
>>727632241This is a black thing, isn't it?
>in my defence, your honour, the game was shit
>>727632415I'm sorry, I can't hear you very well.
The fuck are you going to do about it?Send the SEGA killteam ninjas to rappel down my house and magdump my harddrive?
>>7276326345 years in maximum security prison.
>>727632241Can you make me a sandwich?
>>727632241SHEESHSHEESHSHEESHSHEESH*powers up*SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH
>>727632241Niggers have no authority over me fuck off
>>727632241Let me just start off by saying I am excited to be in the people's court and I'm a big fan of black judges too
I am the victim of woke radical left lawfare. Donald j. Trump will pardon me as soon as the check clears.
>>727632241badadaaaa da dunbada da da dunda da da dunda da da dunda da da dunda da da d-
>>727632465>>727632634>>727632849Order in the court
>>727632849shut up, Will
>>727632241Pizza Hut in the garage
Copyright doesn't apply to video games since they aren't art.
>>727632241Guilty bitch, and I would do it again!
>>727632241Your honor, I'm American and therefore not poor. Our homeless are doing better than people in Europe.
>>727632241I was sitting down when I downloaded those games, ma'am
>>727633670Will is gonna be crushed...
>>727632241Nigger.
>>727632241Your honor, League of Legends.
THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH!
>>727633897>Will is gonna be crushed...Captcha: HG0Y
>>727632241I DID IT AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN
>>727634059BEBEBEBEBE
>>727633897WHEN WILL WAS A BABYI WAS SCARED OF BABIES
>>727632241I may not have a big BUTT like the prosecution...
I HOPE THEY PAY YOUMORE THAN THEY PAY MEMORE THAN THEY PAYmaster william
>>727633897No more games, Will
>your honor, the courts have granted microsoft the activision blizzard merger and raised prices after they explicitly stated they would not in court. in this case I simply do not feel compelled to follow the law if the law only benefits the business and not the consumer
>Your Honor, it's an ethical problem. The companies should get over it.
>your honor, I might have pirated over 100 video games, 200 anime and more hentai than I'd like to admit, totalling more than 50,000$ in value if I had to buy them today, however I tend to wish for the devs good fortune afterwards and that's more than most pirates
>>727632241It was woke so it was ok judge
Hah hah, PIRACY! I LOVE PIRACY!
>>727634531Exhibit A: A Google spreadsheet listing how woke a game is
>Ich bereue nichts>Stünde ich wieder am Anfang, würde ich wieder handeln, wie ich handelte.>Auch wenn ich wüsste, dass am Ende ein Scheiterhaufen für meinen Flammentod brennt.
>>727632241Just about everyone has. There's no prison large enough to fit all of us. No further statement. Now fuck off.
>>727634735>There's no prison large enough to fit all of us.
>>727634671>essen mein scheisse>OKEY DOKEY
>The prosecution would like to introduce exhibit A.>This list shows the numerous games Anon has illegally downloaded. Care to explain what you do in these games, Anon?
>>727633198Your honor, this is a black thing isn't it
>>727632241Your honor, I couldn't have pirated any games because I do not own a ship or a parrot, and I have both eyes and legs.
>>727632241Prove it was me
>>727632241WHY DON'T YOU DROP DEAD
>>727632241NUMBERSNUMBERSNUMBERS
>>727632241>
>>727632241If Facebook is allowed to plagiarize several terabytes of books for their gay ai's database, I'm allowed to play some vidya that was shared to me by my internet friends.
>>727634869I don't have a big butt like my worthy adversary, Philip Banks
>>727634978I think Catbox is broken again.
>>727632482Nah, we have really low standards for your people and you’re one of the “good ones”
>>727634324Will is not a coatWill is not a closet
>>727632241PONIES ARE COMIN ON
>this many anons not understanding /v/ cultureIf anyone in this thread actually talks about piracy one more time I'm gonna scrercs.
Friendly reminder to drink 5 Hour Energy. It's not a drink, more like a drink.
You let those damn boys outta there or I'm gonna sit down.
>>727636308Video game piracy.
>YYYYYYYYYeEeEeEeEeEeS!
>>727636453You don't talk to my wife like that
>>727636495Scrercs!
HE'S GONNA TAKE A DUMP IN HIS BEER
>>727632241What's a woman?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1k6EUW0czc
>>727632415Ooh ahh oof, when you said bush, my mind went straight to the thought of going home tonight and plowing my wife's big hairy vagina. Sorry about that. Redo your statement.
>>727636623>Poop: a simple word, a simple turd.
STOP playing VIDEOGAMESI've had ENOUGH of your STUPIT VIDEOGAMES
>>727632241Your honor, it's not pirating, it's e-looting.
>>727636707No ehEE hEE hEE hEEheeeheeeheee
>>727635149H-HE'S FAST!
>>727635853I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER
FUCK YOUR FATHERFUCK YOU NIGGAYOU'RE A PHONE
i was just demoing them to see if i wanted to buy them
>>727636590...what was that?
alasI cannot swim
>>727636932I have sex with your gorgeous wife
>>727638464sounds like the screcs!*penetrates anon with supernatural velocity, causing an earthquake*
>>727638584I guess that's the price I have to pay to stop 9/11! GHHAAUGH FUCK, AAUUUUGGH
>>727632241In my defense, your honor, I must declare that so what if I did, and additionally, nobody gives a shit.
>>727634671>Dönitz with the shades>"I was fuhrer for a week" he says out loud>timetravelling Erdogan listening attentively>Goering and IDK who trying to tell Hess>"Bitte Rudi... tell them about all the kikes we saved... the backup plan Rudi... remember in 1942? We even have the receipts... please... Rudi...">"Rudi, think about this logically! The mutts are going to hang us for this shit. We talked about it, just one word from you...">ICH BEREUE NICHTS>2 randoms discussing lunch>Keitel looking straight at the camera>"I specifically surrenedered to the Soviets so I would be killed so what is this"Kino picture
Hey anon...You're not gonna use the n-word, are ya?
HELLO TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN!I'M FILLING MY WATER WITH AIDS
>>727639327which n word specifically? any examples of words I should avoid?
>>727640337DO YOU PERHAPS LAUGH AT MY TINY PENIS?
>>727640337MMM, YEAHI'M ALREADY FEELING THE SIGNS OF PERMANENT DEHYDRATION
Proof?
>>727640372NINCOMBOTS
SAY IT WITH ME NIGGAS!GROVE STREET IS GAAAAY!
>>727633735
>>727635149I SEE A HUNTER
>>727632241She was already dead when I found her.
>>727635149This is a black thing isn't it?
>>727632241Is the individual known as Nintendo present in the court with us?
>>727632241your honor ma'am, do you have any PHYSICAL evidence of such accusation?
>>727639327Are you Captain Rescyou?
>>727640547METAL MORONShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEuG4fpY1JE
>>727642445No, but I'm friends with Soulja Boy.
>>727632241One of us has lied. Let us let God decide. I request a duel to the death.
>>727643415Soulja Boy is ignorant, and you KNOW it!
>>727632241if buying isnt owning, pirating isnt stealing
>>727635149jewish judge deserved it
>>727633735Now wait a minute, buddy! Could ya please sit down
>>727643158when chood, it's food,
>>727632241Not guilty, the prosecution has not stated what laws were violated by downloading a video game off the internet.
>>727639327You're a terrorist Sonic.
Hey G would you make me a sandwich?
Where the hell is Dino Time?
its so hot out here the uh huh girls went u̴̢̟͇͙͔͔͍͇̣̬͋̄̑̃͗̐̚ͅh̴̨͕͖̣̑̎͂̈́̋̚͜ḩ̷̨̨̛͚̣̹̥̥͇̗̀́́͐ͅḧ̸̡̼͉̣̘̱͖͍̖́͂̑͑̕͜ḫ̶̈͘h̶̡͓̼̬̗̖͍͈̥̄̒̊̓̏̚͜ḫ̸̥͑͂͂̎͗h̵̛̝̤̪̜̮̆̂̀͛́͂͐̈̚͜h̵̡̺̼̞̝͓̺̣̦̼͉̞̖̻̓̄͐̾̃͗͜h̷͉̯̣̫̥̐͑̓̈́͂̚̚̚͜h̴̛̞̻̝̮̼̟̍̓̈́̆͋͛̍̐̋͛̑̍̚͜͠h̸̢͚͍̰̖̰͗̈͐͘ḩ̶͍͓̪̣͕̿̀̍̇̈́̈́̑͒̿̈́̌h̵͚̖̐͝h̴̙͚̮̏̍́͌͐̿͠͝ú̷̹̹̇͑̆͝ḩ̴̛̯͈̟̯̹̎́̔́̀͌̈́͛̆ͅ
>>727636308Thank you sir, I appreciate you sir, I appreciate soap
>>727636308i never cared about these videos
>>727632241They were pornographic VNsHardly video games at all
>You know those, uh... those games? The ones I pirated, the studios I stole from?>I want you to know that I'd do it all again.>This is a circus, all right? It's a charade, it's an act.>It's bullshit about how crazy I am.>I ain't crazy! I'm not crazy. Okay?>I know what I did. I know who I am.>And I do not need your help.>I'm smack-dab in the middle of my right goddamn mind, and>any soulless, any... any dev-farmed, any woke piece of shit game that I pirated, I did it...>Because I liked it! Hell, I loved it!>I'm sitting here, I'm... I'm just itching. I'm itching to do it again. And you think... What?!>You think you're gonna fine me one hundred thousand dollars?! Some court order, that's gonna get me to stop from doing what I want to do?>Well, that ain't happening! NOT ON MY WATCH!>You people, you call me the Pirater, ain't that right? The big bad Pirater. Well, here I am! You want it, you got it! I am the Pirater! I'm right here! You want it, I'll give it to you. And anybody who came here today to hear me whine, to hear me beg? Well, you can kiss my ass!>Do you hear me? I'm guilty. Come on, please, judge! I'm guilty, you hear me? I'm guilty! I'm guilty!
>>727632241I dont upload or host so not guilty
>>727644431gone
>>727632241Before you reach a verdict, your honor, I'd just like to say that YES you CAN in fact have sex with the cartoons.
>>727632812
Mr Howard has arrived
>>727634671>>727634821>>727639324
>>727634853>*smirks* Not a god damn thing.
>>727639327NO GOOD
>>727645158WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK! YOU ate all my breffmints
>>727632241*ahem* I plead GO BACK TO AFRICA
>>727647476I WAS MINDING MY DAMN BUSINESS EATING SOME DAMN FRUIT
>>727632241Not guilty. Your honor, porn games are part of a patreon scam!
>>727643848
>>727646230>mfw he's got an angle
>>727647284This looks like one of those screenshots some anon would shop Loki out of so the thread could insert something else. Surprised I haven't seen /co/ do this one
>>727640820Piece of shit donut Carl.
>>727632241I'd go King Assripper>Oh shit farting on the stand HA HA HA
>>727639327
Would you sit down?
>>727649910Ain't got time for that.
>>727649958HEY YOU DON'T TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT
>>727650005Ain't got time-
>>727632241Okay, I did it.https://youtu.be/o8Nxq4B3fSg?t=78
>>727632241"I don't pirate games, I only pirate music and movies and tv shows."
Wow, how'd all these terabytes of games get there on my personal computer, haha those internet rascals must be pulling my leg
>>727636439I drank 5 and unlocked the secret 25th hour in the day.
>>727650339>I don't pirate games, I only pirate Sony games
>>727651025lel
>>727649120I can see it but it's mostly forgotten at this point so no one would bother
>>727650448>FBI loading quadrabytes of PS3 and PS5 games onto anon's computer
>>727639327FUCK STEVEN UNIVERSE
>>727645441holy BASED
>>727651557>FUCK STEVEN UNI-NOOOOOOOO DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT
Your honor...would you make me a sandwich?
>>727632241BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE
>>727635085
>>727632241>Walks over and hands A4 single piece of paper
>>727632241>What's your opening statement?I have paid a fine already in the form of a canon when I bought every device equipped with storage, so I can't be sentenced twice for the same crime.
>>727650214>she is 29 heresigh.
>>727643721Yeah, I know what you mean.
>>727654520moor rape baby detected. sucks to be you
Copyright infringement is a civil case, not a criminal one.
send in the dancin lobstahs
>>727644921The name is Hill! Mr. Hank Hill! Peggy married me, I didn't marry her!
>>727632241How can I be a pirate if I don't even have a pirate boat or one of them fucking porridge things on my shoulder
>>727636272ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR HORNY LITTLE ADOLESCENT MINDS?
I'm like the Werner von Braun of game piracy so give me a pass toots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVXCr6upWUo
>>727634059>>727634253Mr. Hawkins please.
E
UH IYI UH IYI UH IYIUHHHHHHHHHowowowowowoahhhuaouchEyee-e-e-e-e
It took me nine yeareals
>>727639327N
>>727632241Statute of limitations. There hasn't been a game worth pirating in almost 10 years
>>727641941kek
>>727632241I CAN'T STAND
>I hate niggers, I hate Jews.>I hate spics and Arabs, too.
>>727635149That black guy got an extra 25 years added to his sentence for this, wasn't worth it.
>>727646230STERRRRRNNNNN
>>727632241>Burger king crown on~get this stupid nigger off the court
>>727632241Where's the ship?If there is no ship you must acquit.
>>727663504they only care when they get attacked.
>>727632241YES I PIRATE GAMES ALL THE TIME BUT I'M FROM BRAZIL, YOU CANT GET ME HERE HUEHEUHEUHEUEHUEHEUE *throws a banana at you*
>>727632241SUCK MY DICK NIGGER
>>727634353like my worthy adversary, philip banks*
>>727632241I demand a trial by combat. In UMK3.
>Before any charges are levied, I would like to reiterate the following: the media still exists on its original format. Nothing is taken away from anyone. Someone else ripped the files from a legal copy, put them on the internet for others to download, and the game disk or cartridge was unaltered and undamaged. I don't have money to spend, so it wouldn't have gone to them anyway. The vast majority of games on the platform also force you to play online without pirating them, even when they are meant to be played in single player, which is unreliable when you're living out of your car or in unstable housing.>So, if my money was never going to go toward the games industry, the original legal media still exists and was already purchased legally by another person, and this pirated copy is the only thing keeping the game from dying the second server support ends, who's the real criminal? Me, or the thieves who refuse to let you own your legal copies, even at $70 a pop?
There's a possibility that my DADDY could become MY FATHER
>>727660714ponies is a trip uncle funkle
>>727666164Look buddy, this channel ain't no place for comedians
MY UNTRIMMED COCK
>>727639327It's okay, I'm friends with Soulja Boy
Your reaction when the inevitably get added into the game?
>>727632241I only own a PS5.
>>727632241CELERY
>>727632241muhfuggin BIX NOOD
>>727643848>No OK Computer
Hey this was really fucking gay
>>727667386VERY SOOS I KNOOOOOOOOW
>>727632241I misclicked on an ad site
>>727632415Why does the mere uttering of name Trump mindbreak so many people here?
>>727632241Pirating? I did no such thing, you honour. All i did was evaluating the product for educational purpose.
>>727632241Is this some garbage tier shitcom with laughtrack from US again? Amerilols have absolute garbage taste when it comes to TV.
>>727663149alexa start the car
>>727632241ligma
>>727667562This country is fucking stupid
>>727632241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya1Z99pcuKg
>>727667714it's fesh pince 2 your nastiness
>>727667562MEGA MAN X
>>727632241Ahem, "FUCK NIGGERS".Thank you, your Honor. You may now continue.
>>727643905He jumped because she was going to send him to jail anyway, she may actually be the least corrupt judge in Clark County (Las Vegas), Nevada
It was one time in 2005, I wanted to play Escaoe from Butcher Bay and daemon tools was too confusing for my peabrain.
>>727635149he should have been in the basketball court
>>727667714what has your country produced?
>>727668794The jury finds the defendant: cute white boy
>>727667714Giga based
Your honor; people of the court -- I did that shit and I do NOT care.
>>727669418Yes... DIE!
>>727634853>Frankly, your honor, I don't know because I never played them.
There goes Philip BANKSthe biggest ASSto ever LIVEDwhat a DOUCHEHuhuhuhuhuhHEHEHEHUHUH
>>727666121Not how it works and you know it : the product is moneygated, in order to CONSOOM it you need to pay. If you haven't paid, you don't have legal access to it in their opinion.
Now this is a story all about howMy life got flipped, turned upside downAnd I'd like to take a minute, just sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a dick up my butt.
>>727671536Which servant posted this?
>>727671717Hey guys, my breath smells soooo minty! Who knows why, maybe it's natural?
>>727671846MORON
>still no part 2 of Fesh Pince 3 two years later
>>727638180BITCH!!!
What's going on here?
>>727660714ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR LITTLE HORNY ASS MOM OM OM
>bring the series out of retirement>make a 3rd, call it part 1>it's great>two years later, no part 2STUPIT
>>727632241"I do what I want because a pirate is free" and walk away
>>727671846You can consider our contract over, you're no longer welcome in Chaldea, and I'd appreciate it if you just got the hell out of Chaldea.
>>727632241>taps mic>clears throatSex.
>>727632241Get everyone who committed actual crimes the proper punishment before talking to me, faggot.
>>727632241First of all, piracy isn't theft. You can't own an idea. Copyright is an artificial monopoly and monopolies are anti-competitive, anti-consumer and bad for the market.
>>727632241"If buying doesn't mean owning, then pirating can't mean stealing">dabs on the judge's face and leaves the room while the guards try to restrain me, the audience claps their hands at my audacity, mr. Gabe Newell himself shows up in a limousine to escort me out to Valve's headquarters, where I'm awarded a lifetime position among the higher ups, access to all steam games for free and a GabeCube signed by mr. Newell himself
It took me many yeareals to collect these cereals
Are the posts responding to the scenario in the OP and not posting Youtube Poop quotes bots or what?
>>727673668they're just secondaries who don't know what the thread is about
>>727632415That's BANKS, spelled Bee EE Ayy EE Enn EE Kay EE Ess EE, no EE.E E E!...Hello?
>>727632241they cant prove they lost money because they cant prove i would bought it in the first place.i ask for the charges to be dismissed due to the low social harm of the act.no law was broken.if the accusers want to argue that ive broken their eula im willing to prove their eula was against the law in the first place so me breaking it was only exercising my civil disobedience.
