Who are you voting for player's choice GOTY, anon? You DID vote for best girl's game, right?
kys faggot
>>727632456Why?
Indeed I did anon
>annoying used goods whore from something that isn't even a videogamePlease leave.
>>727632327I don't trust dorito awards
>>>/vg/548980745
>>727633517It’s a thread about the TGA’s chill
Why are dispatch fans so lonely and insecure they come to /v/ - Videogames to talk non stop about their visual novel dating sim?Why don't they go outside and have sex?
>>727634030>Why don't they go outside and have sex?If you post something like this here, it means you just want to brag about how you sucked a cock recently
Of course I voted for Courtney's game.
>>727634030ugh, why don't you go kys normgroid
Of course I did.
>>727634523Because you incels are walking suicide statistics, why would anyone ever steal it from you?
>>727632327Why yes I did vote for my wife how could you tell
>>727632327>>727636463based and love at first sight pilled. truly the perfect disney romance path where the two are simply fated and destined to be together
>>727636798There's a lot of people who can't stand that stuff though and they think regular romance is shallow and boring. It's likely those people have never felt that way about someone in real life before, so they can't recognize or value it happening in the game. I'm not saying that's always true, but it's definitely a major factor.
>>727637053AAAAAGHGHHH I NEED TO TIT FUCK BLAZER RIGHT NOOWWWWWWWWWWW
>>727637297She has deceptively big boobs, even when she's 5'3" her huge boobs are stuffed in that dress. Absolutely divine
>>727632327BB is better than invisibitch and it's not even close
>>727637789Now you got me wondering about her cup size. At least she has super strength, so her back won't be killing her.
>>727637995They aren't humongously enormous they're just properly "big". Round, firm and perfectly plump. 32DD minimum, in Blazer form probably closer to 36DDD.
>>727638147Imagine the smell...
>>727638329For me, you know it's gotta be the taste. Salty and sweet. She's tough as hell so you could chomp down on her nipple and pull on it with your teeth while you fuck her and she wouldn't mind.
>>727638453Based, and of course the tightest ass in LA. Motorboat worthy!
>>727632327I voted Expedition 33, Dispatch and KCD2
>>727640043I say this and I look like this
>>727639929How is it possible to pick 2 of the only right choices and then add something so wrong like Dispatch to that list? Genuinely asking, what do people see in that "game"? All I ever see are waifu rage threads and everything I've seen of the story/dialogue just makes it look like Invincible or TheBoys and they both suck.
>>727640043I also say this and look like this.
>>727640165straight-"coded" narrative game makes it goty in current year okay
>>727640165>the boys without all the retarded faggotry and politics>western game that lets you romance a white human female who is not ugly as shit in the year 2025instant 10/10, totally subverted my expectations
>>727640043ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …
>>727632327Voting is gay.
>>727640165>what do people see in that "game"?It's fun. And it is a game, for the record. It just has very long cutscenes.
Inviseamonkeys really are mentally ill mao
My queen
>>727641927No its not. TT doesn't make games. If the choices actually mattered it would be a game. This is just a shitty high school dating sim.
>>727642349The choices actually do matter. Nigger.
>>727642349>No its not.Then what would you call the recurring "managing heroes" section of the game?Hey wait a minute, you haven't even played the game. How would you know if the game has or doesn't have any gameplay?
>>727642503Woah there, I'm not sure you Dispatch friends will like such colorful language.>>727642521You mean that flash mini game I could have played back in '03? That's what you're praising? Yeah ok pal. Ok. lmao
>>727642627The choices matter, nigger. So do the dispatch segments and the hacking segments. Congratulations, you filtered yourself.
>>727642627>You mean that flash mini gameHuh? So you agree that it is a game?I'm confused, what are you malding about again?
>>727633221I'm like 99% sure Blazer and Phenomaman never fucked, he's too much of an autistic sperg for sex. He's a good guy, though, so that 1% is if she totally took the lead and snu snu'd him.
>>727642702>t-they matter anon you get to date bitchy HR lady or broken retard brown nigger like that's so coolWhy can't dispatchfags ever say anything about their game other than their stupid waifu shit? Oh that's right because that's literally all the "game" is.
>>727643891I never mentioned anything about any romances you retarded ape. If you knew what you were talking about, then you'd know that the dialogue choices, dispatch segments and hacking segments matter in a way that YOU DON'T COMPREHEND.You didn't play the game and so you don't know any better what you're talking about. Too bad, so sad. You're shitposting anyways because you're a mad pussy who does nothing but shit his pants about vidya games.
>>727644138>its like so deep you can't comprehend>instead of saying fuck you said shit so now they say shit instead of fuck in response so coolStop lying about the game. Replay it if you don't believe me. Your choices don't matter.
>>727644298>he thinks the choices don't matter
>>727632327That's not Courtney
>>727644373They don't.
>>727645345thisyou also need to earn enough points through gameplay, dialog choices alone won't get you the good ending
>>727643884You didn't play the game then cause Phenomaman literally says they never had sex because his alien genitals are incompatible with hers. He says 'making love' several times which just means hugging someone really hard.
>>727645583Even then the ending is basically the fucking same.
Clark kent is so cool...
>>727645880Doesn't he kiss the dude? Faggot game.
>>727632327>gameIt's a TV show. It's not even a good VN as there is very little in terms of choices mattering.Hell, a total shit show flop like VTM Bloodlines 2 has your choices matter more than this
>>727633221>to /v/ having an ex-boyfriend is more fucked up than being a murderer criminalYou're not going to fix anyone because you can't even fix yourself
>>727640165>everything I've seen of the story/dialogue just makes it look like Invincible or TheBoysBecause that is what this is? It's edgy cape-slop like the two mentioned properties. People say cape shit is unpopular. Edgy capeshit is however one of the most popular things on Earth right now.This VN does nothing new with the concept and is very millennial coded.I don't really get the appeal of this shit. I guess you need to be a Tarantino or Rob Zombie fan
>>727642503What choices do I make to ensure all the characters end up back in jail?
>>727654845Blazer chads just can’t stop winning
>>727660110Why is caedrel shit posting on /v/?
>>727660869Phenomaman doesn't care about Mandy.
>best girl's gameyes
>>727661575Stop spamming rats you ape
>>727659146It was never really a contest in my eyes
>>727638727The Blazer blue dress and mask cosplay outfit becoming popular is so peak
>>727662453Blazer is just really neat, a sweet sincere superhero. Some can't stand her but she's a dream come true for Robert Robertson
>>727632327No, I did not vote for the mobile game attached to a cartoon.
>>727637297The porn version of this game is going to be so much better than the original.
>>727662868One day there will be some interesting Dispatch flavored wonders for us all, that's for sure
>>727662281AI is so cool you guys
>posts 3dpd whores that dont even look like her
>>727633045same
>>727663290Grow up
>>727663575Not vidya not DispatchStop spamming
>>727663326I'm sorry I thought this was about best girl but you clearly posted some random lowborn harlot.
>>727663739You're posting off topic spam. You're trying to get this thread deleted.
>>727663770Karla fucks Henry because 1. It's Henry, no woman can resist, and 2. because she's a woman who can fight for a cause. That lady there despite her supposed rebelliousness kicks you to the curb because you're titleless.
>>727663620They should've made her eyes green without the amulet to better match the auburn.
>>727664660I love green eyes but sky blue eyes and dark hair is peak
>>727663739It's a phenomenon, they made as much revenue as they expected in THREE YEARS. Screw the waifu schizos and the expected /v/ tards that never play games but comment nonetheless.This is an actual anomaly that everyone should be watching very closely.
>>727632327I can't wait for Blonde Blazer plushie
>>727665142It was, sorry about that, the point still stands. There are more people playing dispatch right now than vtmb2, a game with 10X the budget.
>>727632327
>>727664307You know what I remember? I remember her taking Henry out into the woods for a quickie 10 minutes after meeting him.Rosa has to be properly courted.
Imagine cumming on the triple D blazer bandonkers
>>727632327subhuman westoid dispatch fan
>>727665523Updated stats from what I already knew. And I managed to surprise myself.Yeah, Dispatch is special in more ways than /v/ is talking about.
>>727632327>battle damage voice lines are left unused because she never loseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzPlowZhpFk
>>727632327She's barely in her own game.
>>727665739>Blazer will dominate>Mandy wants to be dominated... what if it's the other way around?
>>727665940I don't need to imagine... I was there.
>>727666382None of us were waiting though. We did our occasional reinstall. Checked out new clan quest features. Tried different builds. The usual.When we heard about the development hell that Bloodlines was in and how woke anti-fan project leads we knew it was going to be shit. This surprised no one.
>>727666263It's cute to imagine but her superpowered form basically necessitates her being in charge of the scenarios and positions. While flying, upside down, pinned against the ceiling, amazon, you name it. For sure Blazer lets Robert do whatever he wants to her and dominate. But it's based Mandy who weighs 110lbs, gets drunk on half a beer and quivers with every touch that gets picked up and thrown around. The one who needs to be protected!
Flambert <3333
is anyone else fond of visi or just me
>>727665739Birthing BlazerBabymomma Blazer
>>727666524True, no one here had any expectations which made it all the more juicy.I think I used the phrase fail-porn, yeah that.
>>727666647She's cute and retarded. Very 2000-2010's character. Worth saving as a friend but not worth a romantic entanglement in my view
>>727666745>those three in goth attireIt's so peak....
>>727667006So based......Niggerman really did it.
>>727666919It kind of leads me to an actual question, has a game handled romance this well?Tell me your contenders, I'll play em, if I haven't already.
>BBjeets get to have a thread
There's something about the Blonde hair/Blue eyes with sky blue attire that's so appealing to me, it's so Golden Age it hurts
>>727666538>/sdn/ is melting down about homosexuality because of Flambert
>>727668363BB? more like BBB - blondie bitch boyshe deserves to get cucked by robert for dumping by boy phenomeman. all he wanted to do was to help
>The game was directed by White guy named 'Niggerman'>His wife is the VA for Blonde Blazer>Chase is his real fatherIt's like poetry, they rhyme. Vanilla Gorillas can't stop winning.
>>727667392Fujo art is a psychological weapon and I’m tired of pretending it’s not. Eventually it will find a use in irl war. Imagine how mad Putin would be if images of him holding hands with Xi went wildfire within the collective subconscious.
>>727668471>>The game was directed by White guy named 'Niggerman'>>His wife is the VA for Blonde Blazeryet he still chose invisigal in his first playthrough. admit it. visiCHADS won. BB bitches lost
Invisible SEAmonkeys are arriving I see
>>727668482Putin x Xi is cute and canon thobeit
>you will never control the fire AND the flame>your skin will never not burnShit fucking sux
>>727668941my fuckin sides
>>727669178Aren’t fire and flame the same thing tho
The whole puppy hostage scene was profoundly retarded.I can't understand how anyone would be happy with that ending
>>727669514It was le heckin wholesome Reddit moment anon; everyone loves le doggers
>>727669514If someone took my dog or cat it would be the end of the world for me
>>727669514I was completely check out at that point, I just wanted it to end and would have taken a "bad" if given an option.
>>727669504"A flame is the visible, glowing gas part of a fire, resulting from a fast, exothermic reaction"
>>727670684Sounds like splitting hairs.
Flambae is bae
>faggots playing this shit game pretending like they are anything other than bottomfeeder
>This post is extremely low quality
>>727633454Good, everyone should know that nothing is real and it's fake and gay.
>>727632456based
>>727667094I mean technically I'm not sure I can say there is a game of this quality with a better romance plot outside of just straight up dating games. I've never played a superhero dating game where you get to hold hands and make out with Supergirl though. It's a very special fantasy
I love her goofy mask and costume so much it's unreal
>>727633045did she get atleast good sex scene? i got burnt out when i arrived to big city
>>727677601She doesn't really have Blonde hair. It's the power of the amulet. You know that, ratjeet
>>727663781>You're trying to get this thread deleted.No, he literally bumped this shit thread off of page 8 multiple times. You're both embarrassing.
>>727676740Yes
>>727632327do we get to see her tiddies if we romance her?
>>727678035Apparently they felt she was too classy and proper of a lady for that and her explicit scene was cut. She has a nipslip and lots of scenes that show off her excellent figure. Many of us are still hoping there's a directors cut in the works. They're swimming in dosh after all
>>727678176>Many of usIt's just you alone in this thread
>>727667006happy birthday nick
>>727640043Same except i'm white and im gonna breed a brown tomboy
>>727678176>give Visi dream scene/lusting for Robert constant, which mostly influenece people to go after her>Cut BB/Mandy screentime and make her distant on first few episodeswhat the fuck were they thinking
>>727678224Actually me and the retarded rat poster.
>>727663575why do yawning rodents look so weird
>>727678445They were hoping that (You) would think just a little bit. Far too much to ask, I know. The game basically proves that once again, a significant amount of people don't really think about much. It's all emotions.
>>727678424You failed him, don't post him again
>>727632327>>727634453Western roastie waifufags are so fucking weird. At least weebs dream of something that can't be obtained irl but you guys simp for whores that you'd hate irl.
YAMETE, YOU'RE GONNA GET BANNED
>>727679613>dozens and dozens of off topic shitposts deleted>he was still only warned and immediately came back to shitpost and spamIt seems like someone woke up though and is doing something. Keep that R-button a clicking
>>727632327>voting>player's choice>game of the yearyour opinion doesn't matter chud, the journalist at rolling stone is worth 9 of all the bigot gamers put together
>>727679719Complaining about the moderation is a bannable offenseAnd so is announcing reports
>>727679719You're announcing a report. "R-button" stands for reporting. That's illegal.
>>727678176She's 1000% a sex in the office whore and missionary creampies in Robert's apartment
>>727632327I liked Dispatch but its not a game. Should have been a mini series. Shoehorning game elements into it was cringe.
>>727632327I like that Dispatch is a game. It shouldn't have been a TV series. The interactive elements like dispatching heroes and choosing the flavor and contents of Roberts dialogue makes it a far more gripping and nuanced story than it otherwise would be.
>>727679719R-button? Seriously? You think you can just tell people to report posts? Who gave you that right? It's against the rules, you know?
>>727679719Announcing reports is a bannable offense
I wanna see people react to the game, recommend me some fun playthroughspreferably cute girls who like visi
>>727679719You just can't announce reports, because... Because you can't, ok?And complaining about the moderation is even worse!!! Our jannies do a great job.
Lots and lots of off topic seething going on
>>727679719What? No posts have been removed though? Also what r button?Now i've been temporarily muted for no reason
Does this spam have something at all to do with Dispatch or is it just because of the TGA implications?
>shits on game>shits on millenial cringe writing>hates invisibitchi love this hag fox
>>727680783I think it's really, really weird that (You) are so upset at me.>>727680979>STILL likes Blonde BlazerHoly based......
>>727679902Blazer is for quickie sex in the office, flying handies and blowiesMandy is for night time deep dicking and impregnating
>>727681409Pretty sure the cut content has Courtney having sex after taco night in the alleys, in the locker if you kissed herMandy probably in the rooftops after their first date (whore) and in the office as Blonde Blazer just before the final 2 episodes
>sex with Courtney GOOD :))>sex with Mandy BAD >:(
>>727681810How the hell haven't the mods clamped down on you yet lmfao
>>727632327Buy an ad.
>>727681893What thread about video games shouldn't buy an ad?
>>727681850Thread already had one wave of deleted posts, shouldn't be too long now
>they're STILL shitting and pissing and crying
>>727680301I don't know what that whole gimmick is about, but it's surely a coincidence that it's occurring almost exclusively in and around an off topic spam meltdown.
>>727682080What the hell got deleted tho? None of my music ratposts got deleted and i've been keeping this thread alive through them for like 10 hrs
Just shut the fuck up alreadyPost Dispatch and how it's the players choice game of the year or shove it
Fucking blonde blazer, how does she work?
My favourite part of the player's choice voting is seeing which of the first GOTY industry plants falls off first.Really exposes the whole scam.It would be nice if the gacha shit was just deleted, though.
>>727683315Yeah sadly I have a feeling it's one of those gacha games that will take it.
>visual novel winning GOTYLmao
I would climb any mountainSail across a stormy seaIf that's what it takes me, babyTo show you how much you mean to meAnd I guess it's just the blonde blazer in youThat brings out the nigger in meI know I can't help myselfYou're all in the world to meIt feels like the first timeFeels like the very first timeIt feels like the first timeIt feels like the very first time
Why is she so smug?
>>727684101Because it's my POV
Music man, did you get banned?
visual novels aren't video games
>>727684101For me it's this shotShe's electrified from the kiss
How is this thread still up? Invisigal threads gets deleted for way less
>>727687732I've been doing this for fifteen hoursNiggers wanna fight me? Fight these tearsI put in work and it's all for the kidsBut these cats done forgot what work isThey don't know who we beenLookin, but they don't know who they see
>>727632327>Blone blazer>she is not even blondePathetic
>>727632327Doesn't matter since chinas vote will beat everything else anyways
>>727689501She's blonde with me>>727640043
>>727691335Hey why does it say that post has been deleted but i can see it?
>>727687587Blonde Blazer is very powerful and genuinely special, that's why.
>>727693173t. Shroud
>>727689501>Spiderman>Isn't a spider>Batman>Isn't a batThe amulet of true heroism makes her into a Super Saiyan. It's not her fault that it changes her hair color
>>727689501Holy shit, next you'll tell me that iron man isn't actually made of iron...
holy fucking crap you loser get a life
>>727693591Please let this garbage die
>>727693619Who?
>>727693667To be fair to him, it's not dying either ways. BBjeet is gonna keep bumping it by himself because he is mentally ill.
it's really suspicious that this zoomer slop VN suddenly came out of nowhere on v
Flooding should be a capital offense. They should lock this schizo up and throw the key away.
>>727693870>BBjeet got btfo so hard his end game is getting dispatch threads bannedExplains a lot desu
>>727693870Courtney thread good, Mandy thread bad.This thread has been spammed over 70 times already with this off topic garbage and seething all because she makes people that angry.>>727694051Courtney thread good, Mandy thread bad.
>>727694112Except there's no Courtney threads because we all moved to /vg/ when mods started auto saging and deleting us, you stupid fucking faggot
Low effort b8.Kill yourself.
>>727693870I'm not a jeet and i also am not mentally ill, fortunately. I'm doing shit while coming back here and there. I'm also pulling an all nighter so i keep myself occupied here
>>727694051Hey i didn't get btfod, i was away making kofte
>>727694370How about you keep yourself occupied on /vg/ where you don't risk us never being allowed to return? Like everyone else?
You still have the chutzpah to keep doubling down after however many deleted off topic shitposts? Almost 100 now in less than 18 hours
>>727694473I don't want it there either.I wish we could just kill it. We all know bans dont do shit
>>727683834Problem?
>>727693996 Unironically agree. At this point it’s less about “discussion” and more about some braindead golem screeching into the void overwhelmed with pent-up cartoon rage. Mods clearly asleep at the wheel, and the janitors probably on strike. Every new post is just more fungus on an already rotting thread.
>>727694643Who are you referring to?
Imagine asking that question standing amongst rubble
>>727632327I liked Dispatch but it's hardly a game.
>>727697514What posts gets deleted? I see everything as normal
>>727697514
>>727632327He best girl though...
>>727698252She's really great and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>727698252>>727698384What's with peoples infatuation with her? She barely says anything
> All right, the truth then...> I do need astral pulse. And mecha suit.> Wanna know why?> Because I have a dream! That one day, every superhero in this city will control their OWN destiny. A city of the TRULY free superheroes, dammit!> A city of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee!> Where the dispatch rules change to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the superheroes! Where every superhero is free to think -- to act -- for himself! > Fuck all these limp-dick dispatchers and chicken-shit HR Karens!. Fuck these 24/7 calls from grandmas asking you to help rescue their lost cat. Fuck "SDN image". Fuck the Phenomaman! Fuck all of it! > Torrence is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! > And from the ashes, a new Torrence will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged from the team, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make Torrence GREAT AGAIN!
>>727698802> What the hell are you talking about?
>>727698802Invisible Snake....
>>727699079You still don't get it. I've joined dispatching as a business to get the Mecha suit... so I can end dispatching as a business! In my new Torrence, superheroes will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for rating table! Not for Blonde Blazer's approval. Every superhero will be free to dispatch to his own calls!
>>727698784they just like red muscle mommiessimple as
Bros... i shat liquid and now my asshole stings
You're still living
>>727699948WHO ARE YOU TALKING TOOOOO. TELL ME RIGHT MEOW
Steamy sex with Flambae
you guys seriously simping for a smoker?
Why are these threads so unhinged
>>727700350once robert corrects her she's gonna be exclusively on sour patch kids
>>727700350Chat, is this real?
>>727700350*Smoker with asthma whose power is holding her breath good to turn invisible*
>>727700568Who's unhinged?
>>727700823
>>727701193Literally me
>>727701576She smokes cigarettes she bums off teenagers
>>727700639Afraid so
Royd has a point, alternate realities are all fake and gay. If you read crap like the comics, you should be ashamed of yourself
Why are there rats everywhere
>>727702103No and Galen should be BEEG and carry a big gun to hunt MindFuck with
Royd is just jelly he only has terrestrial pulses
Why does Coop keep getting worse as a character the longer she's Savant Savage?
>>727702351Because Ad Hoc keeps giving control of her to retards and literal trannies.
>>727701641Kek alright then
>>727702103>alternate realities are all fake and gayt. Thundercuck
>>727702107IT WAS ME, RATDIO
>>727702103To be fair, Royd is much better as an antagonist to Vitalia.
I’m banned on /vg/ anyway so this is the thread for now
>>727702594Royd is an inherently bad character.>if a villain, his valid points will never actually be addressed in any meaningful way because of Rob's literal main character syndrome, so he's just gonna end up making Mecha Man look like a very shitty and inefficient hero regardless of how he approaches the situation>if a hero, he's never allowed to be anything but discount and shittier Invisiboy, if even that because "MUH B-TEAM SYNERGY"The only decent Royd is the pre-transformation Sonar.
>>727702103Shut up thunderstruck
>>727702103>You were ever an interesting character?This is why I cut Punch Up
>>727702693Who cares if he’s an invisiboy knock off? The Dispatch universe barely has those.
Roi wants to he fool killer so bad but he can never, because he's just a fool
>>727702884SHITTY Invisiboy knockoff.The keyword is SHITTY.Ad Hoc would never let him go as risky as they're willing with Invisiboy because Invisiboy is a lone gun, while Royd is associated with SDN so you can't have them look too bad by associating with somebody that extreme, so Royd's "Invisiboy" antics are usually sanitized and boring or some of other SDN is always there to go "PARTY TIME".
>>727702594Who the hell is vitalia?
>>727703120Shut the fuck up. I wasn't talking to you.
>>727702351They don't need to write her well, there's a brigade currently defending every shitty decision associated to her since the Breakroom War.
>>727632327Death Stranding 2
>>727703185ANSWER ME
unironically what the fuck are you guys talking aboutinvisiboy? villain royd??
>>727702256>>727702594>>727702693>>727702884>>727702975What are you guys talking about? Royd was a former villain turned tech head for SDN. He doesn't have invisible powers and shit, nor out there killing people
>>727703438>>727703517See, i'm not alone
>>727703438>>727703517>>727703605*poops on you*
>>727698802>>727699464She's perfect...
>>727703695Noooooo
>>727703936Why are rats so cute?
*cough* *cough*
Please stop replying to me, it makes me uncomfortable
>>727703993
>>727704156So cute!!!
>>727704156You got any big rats? Those are too small.
>>727704309
I got something interesting to say about the game but I'm not gonna waste it on such a dumpsterfire thread
>>727704652Good. This is a thread for rats. Fuck off to /vg/ with your boring game discussion.
>>727704236>>727705051
>>727676740Yeah, her tits are actually even bigger in her sex scene. Not joking. Too bad she's a pedo (she's like 40 and Henry is 16)
>>727703517So we never getting any answer on this?
hello rattos
>>727707980Henlo
just go to the gym if u want to see blonde blazer irl
>>727708385I’m fat irl and I will get shamed :(
>>727708385>>727650860
>>727704652>I got something interesting to say about the gamei doubt it
>>727704652It ain't my fault a rat got smart and riddled your asshole apart by taking your waifu oh yeah, this villain is getting fucked with no vaselineI never had dinner with invisigalI never had dinner with invisigalI never had dinner with invisigalAnd when i see your ass again i'll be hesitantNow i think you a snitchThrow a house rat into a ditchHalf pint bitch. Fucking your home boardYou little maggotOp turned fag
I don't know how this is still alive.
>>727708385I've seen some good looking women at my gym for sure but a proper 6 foot Blonde Stacy? Rare. Lots of short Asians, Blacks/Mexicans, and mostly generic Whites
>>727712429Good q
>>727713814The power of Blonde Blazer illuminates all shadows.
>>727714035I'm amazed you're still here lmao
>>727714080I am the biggest Blazer Glazer on the board after all so it's only natural. I see Blazer so I post Blazer.
>>727714278I... kneel
>>727709331Maybe in your NTR animes. Nobody gives a shit about anyone else at the gym. Maybe some dudes will hype you up if they had a bit too much preworkout, that's it
>>727714473Things would be so much better if your retarded ass would just post Dispatch instead of rats. Nearly 100 deleted off topic posts from you today
>>727698784Since you're asking, Malevola is a good example of when less is more. Not only is she extremely easy going, sexy red athletic lady, she also:>gives Robert his drink>gives him his straw>goes an extra mile and grabs him the exact tacos Robert requested when nobody else did >gives him his opened beer at the party>brings the best lamp>touches his dick twice>shoves his face into her underboob>cucks Invisigal>tail teasingIt's the little things about her that make you realize that she's a total keeper.
>>727714814My memory is shit so i barely remember anything from any of it, so i don't have much to contribute with outside of posting rage bait
>>727632327It won't be goty, there's barely any gameplay.
>>727714473I had two pet rats when I was a kid. Their names were Cow and Nicodemus. Very clever and friendly animals. Unfortunately, they were killed when they attacked some black kids who broke into our house when my parents were at work and I was at school. Their mom had the audacity to come over at bitch at us for having rats in our house afterwards because they bit her children, otherwise we never would've known who did it
>>727716029Guardian rats lol. BasedAlso wtf bro. What a bunch of vantablack niggers
All I want for Christmas is the Blonde Blazer sex scene
>>727715820It can easily win best debut indie game
>>727718567The game has jeffrey wright and aaron paul, among others. I don't think it's indie tier. Maybe double A
>>727705573made me search video of it and fuck those are nice jugs
>>727671285>>727700146
>>727715182couldn't said better myself. Hopes for Season 2 VA change and romance route
>>727718825That's not what indie means.
>>727719574Wdym? Indie games are made by small studios for as cheap as possible because they don't have hundred million to dump on it
>>727693870I’d take a hundred rat posters over you, even if they salivated over Flambae.You nearly single handedly destroyed the threads with your incessant faggotry and projection, and even now you have the balls to whine about it.
>>727719965Thank youAlso i'm not salivating over flambae. I salivate over BLONDE BLAZER, ZAMN
>>727719812Indie means independently funded. It doesn't mean some arbitrary total budget.
>>727720545Yeah that's what i meant. I've been up for 30hrs at this point
>>727719965You have a crush on a 2D brown girl
I love Blazer with my heart and soul
>>727719001Mandy's boobies are 10 times better but I respect Courtney's modest little ones. Flat is justice
>>727720654You're gonna have to go through me first
>>727720918I already did that I'm afraid. It was not difficult
>>727720629I have a major, major crush on a Disney princess girl next door who transforms into a giga Stacy Super Saiyan
>>727721261Nooooooooo. Bros... i don't feel so good
>>727721548Maybe if you ever actually posted about Blonde Blazer you would have a chance. It's never too late to get your act together though
>>727720918Comfy ratto
Comfy lady
>>727721864Tbh, i never was a waifufag. I'm just shitposting. Funnily enough, so far, no one has fallen for any of my rage baits and i've been at it for a while kek
>>727722396are the percentages still somewhere 65-35 with Visi/BB?
>>727722837It could be 99-1 and I'd still be the 1 desu
>>727722976Don't forget me
>>727708039Is that rat okayIt looks squished
She can show him the worldShining shimmering splendor
>>727723368He's just fresh out of a bath
Cosplay couples are now dressing up as MechaBlaze
>>727723967based
>>727723967Bros... the dude isn't brown like me... it's over ..
Had I known she was a brunette I would've simped for her from the start.
>>727719965>he wasn't invited to the visicord
>>727632327she's the best, large tits and ass makes her the most fertile
>>727722130
>>727724997Save me anon
>>727724590That's the main problem with you shallow and fickle types. You don't just "get it". You're looking for some specific trait/thing to hook you instead of recognizing the person underneath, and how much they compliment Robert. She could have any hair color, be any height or skin color, and she would still be the perfect partner for Robert. They wear the same mask, for goodness sake.
>>727724997Is it even real? I've been looking through the archive. I dont want to be between the ratposter and the jeetposter.
>>727726458>Yfw ratspammer is dark Brown while the actual real BBfag is a snow White chadIt will never not be entertaining to me the way you all get angry about BB every day and reflexively cope about your shitskin boogieman.
>>727726839I wouldn't say i'm dark brown. Just brown. I'm pale for a brownke because i never go outside
Can someone give me the QRD on what the fuck this thread is? It doesn't even feel like it's about Dispatch.
>>727727220Everyone that actually wants to discuss the game moved to /vg/ but BBjeet made this thread where he just occasionally bumps it to blogpost. It's really odd.
>>727727220Two retards trying to get the game banned on /v/. Remember your garden herbs when posting, this thread needs,
>>727727220Schizos and off topic trolls put Dispatch and BB threads in their sights bigly in the last week. Seems we've reached the ends of the rope for 90% of the Dispatch posters on /v/. Most who still wanna post Dispatch are now on /vg/
>>727727220A BBwaifufag and a ratspammer are jerking each other off
>>727727392You didn't realize that when you made this thread? Do you regret making it now that you've seen that the rat spammer has been responsible for 90% of its bumps? If it wasn't for him posting music lyrics, this would have been archived. Meanwhile, threads like these might genuinely result in a long term ban of Dispatch. Please don't do this again.
>>727727043Meanwhile because you and your faggot ass off topic trolling every BBfag on the board is endlessly shitposted about being a pajeet more so than ever before. Unironically rope and never ever infest the general thread.
>>727727464Seriously. I did not legitimately hate this turd until this thread. I think hes so butthurt though that's his end game
>>727727464>He STILL thinks his boogie man makes every single thread he doesn't like and is behind every post he doesn't likeI didn't make this thread, anon. And there have been like 100 deleted off topic posts in one day. Don't sit here and troll this thread pretending shitposts are the reason this thread is still here.
>>727727395I'm not jerking anyone off you homo. Stop projecting
Someone use ai to make realistic irl depictions of Robert
>>727727634>I HATE HIM I HATE HIM FUCK YOU BBFAG WHY DO YOU POST BLONDE BLAZER >teehee I don't care about the 100 deleted shitposts whatsoever and I won't mention itFilth.
>>727727631Fucking lmao. Not my prob, should've been easy to spot me
>>727727814>>727727928how do you both know its 100? you arent the same person, right anons?
>>727727634Tf you on about? I'm not butthurt anywhere
They'll scream and cry forever and ever but they'll never actually tell you what post made them mad. Very, very common amongst sensitive shitposters
>>727728289I'm nor sensitive? I'm completely dead emotionally
Oh....my... God.Becky, look at her butt, uh! it´s so big.She looks like one of those rap guy´s girlfriends.But, uh, y´know,Who understands those rap guys?They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, okay.I mean, her butt! It is just so.. Big.I cannot believe it is just so.. Round.It is, like, out there. I mean, gross.Look! She has just so... Black!I like big butts an´ I can not lie.You otha brothas can´t deny.That when a girl walks in wit´ a itty bitty waist an´A round thing in yo´ face. You get SPRUNG.Want to pull up tough, cuz you notice that butt was STUFFED.Deep in the jeans she has wearin´.I am hooked an´ I cannot stop starin´.Oh baby, I want to get wit´ ya,An´ take yo´ picta.My homeboys tried to warn me.But that butt you got makes me so horny.Ooh, rumpled smooth skin.You say you want to Get in ma Benz?Well, use me, use me,Cuz you aint that average groupy.I seen her dancin´,To Hell wit´ romancin´.She has sweat. Wet.Got it goin´ like a Turbo ´Vette.I am tired o´ magazinesSayin´ flat butts are the thing.Take the average black man & ask him that.She have got to pack much back.So fella´s (YEAH), fella´s (YEAH),Does your girlfrien´ got the butt? (HELL, YEAH)So tell em to shake it (SHAKE IT),Shake it (SHAKE IT)Shake that healthy butt.Baby got back.(L.A. back with a Oakland booty.)Baby got back.(L.A. back with a Oakland booty.)(L.A. back with a Oakland booty.)
I like em round & big,An´ when I am throwin´ a gig,I jus´ can´t help maself,I am actin´ like an animal.Now here is ma scandal,I want to get ya home an´ UH,Double up, uh, uh.I ain´ talkin´ about Playboy,´Cause silicone parts are made for toys.I wan´ em real thick an´ juicy.So fin´ that juicy double.Mix Alot´s in trouble,Beggin´ for a piece o´ that bubble.So I am lookin´ at rock videos.Watchin´ these bimbosWalkin´ like hoes.You can have them bimbos.I will keep my women like Flo Jo.A word to tha thick soul sistas,I want to get wit´ ya.I won´ cuss, o´ hit ya.But I´ve got to be straightWhen I say I want to...Til´ the break o´ dawn,Baby, got it goin´ on,A lot o´ pimps won´t like this song,Cause them punks like to hit it an´ quit it,An´ I would ratha stay an´ play,Cuz I am long, & I am strong,An´ I am down to get the friction on.So, ladies (YEAH) ladies (YEAH),Do you want to roll ma Mercedes? (YEAH)Then turn aroun´, stick it out,Even white boys got ta shout.Baby got back.Baby got back!Yea baby.When it comes to females,Cosmo aint got nuthin´ to do with ma selection.36-24-36.Only is she has 5´ 3".
So yo girlfriend drives a Honda,Playin´ workout tapes by Fonda,But Fonda aint got a motor in the back o´ her Honda.My anaconda don´t want want none,Unless you got buns, hun.You can do side bends or sit-ups,But please don´ lose that butt.Some brothas want to play that hard role,And tell ya that butt ain´ gol´,So they toss it, an´ leave it,An´ I pull up quick to retrive it.So Cosmo says yo´ fat,Well, I ain´ down wit´ that.´Cause yo waist is small an´ you are curves are kickin´,An´ I am thinkin´ about stickin´.To the beanpole dames in the magazines.You aint it Miss Thang.Gimme a sista, can´t resist ha,Red beans an´ rice didn´ miss ha.Some knucklehead tried to diss.Cuz his girls are on ma lis´,He had game but he chose to hit ´em,An´ I pull up quick to get wit´ ´em.So ladies if tha butt is round,An´ you want to XXX slow down,Call 1-900-MIX-ALOT,An kick them nasty thought´,Baby got back.Baby got back.Li´l in tha middle but she got much back.Li´l in tha middle but she got much back.Li´l in tha middle but she got much back.Li´l in tha middle but she got much back.
YeahUh-huhSo seductiveI'll take you to the candy shopI'll let you lick the lollipopGo 'head, girl, don't you stopKeep goin' 'til you hit the spot, whoaI'll take you to the candy shop (yeah)Boy, one taste of what I got (uh-huh)I'll have you spendin' all you got (come on)Keep goin' 'til you hit the spot, whoaYou could have it your way, how do you want it?You gon' back that thing up, or should I push up on it?Temperature risin', okay, let's go to the next levelDance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettleI break it down for you now, baby, it's simpleIf you be a nympho, I'll be a nymphoIn the hotel, or in the back of the rentalOn the beach or in the park, it's whatever you intoGot the magic stick, I'm the love doctorHave your friends teasin' you 'bout how sprung I got yaWanna show me how you work it, baby? No problem, get on topThen get to bouncin' 'round like a little riderI'm seasoned vet when it come to this shitAfter you work up a sweat you can play with this stickI'm trying to explain, baby, the best way I canI melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands, ha-ha
I'll take you to the candy shopI'll let you lick the lollypopGo 'head, girl, don't you stopKeep goin' 'til you hit the spot, whoaI'll take you to the candy shopBoy, one taste of what I gotI'll have you spendin' all you gotKeep goin' 'til you hit the spot, whoaGirl, what we do (what we do)And where we do (and where we do)The things we do (things we do)Are just between me and you, yeah (oh yeah)Give it to me, baby, nice and slowClimb on the top, ride like you in a rodeoYou ain't never heard a sound like this before'Cause I ain't never put it down like thisSoon as I come through the door, she get to pullin' on my zipperIt's like it's a race, who could get undressed quickerIsn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch her in thongs?Had me thinkin' 'bout that ass after I'm goneI touch the right spot at the right timeLights on or lights off, she like it from behindSo seductive you should see the way she whineHer hips in slow mo' on the floor when we grindLong as she ain't stoppin', homie, I ain't stoppin'Drippin' wet with sweat, man, it's on and poppin'On my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle, it's onAnd we gon' sip 'til every bubble in every bottle is gone
I'll take you to the candy shopI'll let you lick the lollypopGo 'head, girl, don't you stopKeep goin' 'til you hit the spot, whoaI'll take you to the candy shopBoy, one taste of what I gotI'll have you spendin' all you gotKeep goin' 'til you hit the spot, whoaI'll take you to the candy shopI'll let you lick the lollypopGo 'head, girl, don't you stopKeep goin' 'til you hit the spot, whoaI'll take you to the candy shopBoy, one taste of what I gotI'll have you spendin' all you gotKeep goin' 'til you hit the spot, whoa
OhOhOhOhOhWho's this? (Oh)Da-ddy Yan-kee (oh, oh)Zúmbale mambo pa' que mi gata prenda lo' motore'Zúmbale mambo pa' que mi gata prenda lo' motore'Zúmbale mambo pa' que mi gata prenda lo' motore'Que se preparen que lo que viene es pa' que le den (duro)Mamita, yo sé que tú no te me vas a quitar (duro)Lo que me gusta es que tú te dejas llevar (duro)To' los weekenes ella sale a vacilar (duro)Mi gata no para 'e janguear porqueA ella le gusta la gasolina(Dame más gasolina)Cómo le encanta la gasolina(Dame más gasolina)A ella le gusta la gasolina(Dame más gasolina)Cómo le encanta la gasolina(Dame más gasolina)
>>727728816YAMETE. YOU'RE GONNA GET BANNED BBVRO
Ella prende las turbina'No discriminaNo se pierde ni un party de marquesinaSe acicala hasta pa' la esquinaLuce tan bien que hasta la sombra le combinaAsesina, me dominaJanguea en carro', motoras y limosina'Llena su tanque de adrenalinaCuando escucha el reggaetón en la' bocina'A ella le gusta la gasolina(Dame más gasolina)Cómo le encanta la gasolina(Dame más gasolina)A ella le gusta la gasolina(Dame más gasolina)Cómo le encanta la gasolina(Dame más gasolina) yoAquí ya somo' lo' mejore'No te me ajore'En la pista nos llaman los matadore'Tú hace' que cualquiera se enamoreCuando bailas al ritmo de los tambore'Esto va pa' las gata' de to' colore'Pa' las mayore', pa' las menore'Pa' las que son más zorra' que los cazadore'Pa' las mujere' que no apagan sus motores
Why would I report the spammer when this thread is shit? If anything, I wish no posts had been deleted so that it'd be at bump limit already.
I would own rats IF THEY DIDN’T LIVE SUCH SHORT LIVES ;____;
>>727729018Why post in any thread at all if you have absolutely nothing to contribute to it? No image, no outlook, no question, no post. You're just shitposting. Why? Because you're angry?What caused that?
>>727729458Save us anon kun
Blonde blazer all in my brainLately, things, they don't seem the sameActing funny, but I don't know whyExcuse me, while I kiss the skyBlonde blazee all aroundDon't know if I'm coming up or downAm I happy or in misery?Whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me
Rst
I'ma run with this for the ninety-two seasonYo check it outI'ma give you somethin cat, this is what you needYou need dick and I'm a damn good dickGot the right approach, plus my pop had winsSperm trickled down, six two and brownWhen i came out, at first it was MILD hitA minute or two later, blonde blazer on some WILD shitListen up, capture how I spreeIs it you, or is it me?
Robert would make a cute rat
>>727734352Me with invisigal and blonde blazer
>>727728472>>727728562>>727728623>>727728687>>727728754>>727728816>>727728872>>727728947The fuck is your problem
>>727734442Guess which one of those rats i am ;)
>>727734479I think he's the blonde blazer fellater (not me, i'm ratman). He got the idea to spam lyrics from me because i was doing it first. But he doesn't even bother editing the lyrics to follow a theme
>>727632456fpbp
>>727703353
>>727734527>that hand>that carpet You are Indian unironically
>>727734913I'M NOT A JEET. I'm kurdish
>>727735018Altho i am cursed with looking like a jeet. As stated previously in a post that is now deleted
>>727735107As long as you’re not Muslim
>>727735478Nah, never was a believer
>>727735478Shalom.
>>727735562Oh right, i made my mom drop islam when i was 5-6. To this day she's triggered by islam shit. Even posts anti islam ragebait for all our pious relatives lol
>>727736684NO, BROWNED. BY ME
>>727736684>>727736763Me and blonde blazer holding hands
>>727734605Why are you such an insufferable piece of shitOh yeah, you're an Arab.
>>727737817I'm not wrong though
>>727632327>unfinished nongame>literally not even choices matter>awful typical capeshit writingIt will be pretty sad if this crap gets any awards. It is Marvel capeshit with fuck and college humor. Its the same thing.
>>727738423Yes, you are wrong you retarded ape.
>>727739378THEN WHO THE FUCK WAS THE GUY THAT SPAMMED A SHITTON OF COPYPASTED LYRICS
>>727739559Your copycat schizo who is even more lazy and off topic than you are.
>>727740301My copycat? Schizo? I've been here for like 20hrs and i don't recognize what you're on about
Robert is a piece of shit okay
>>727634030In case it has taken you since the days of Katawa Shojo /v/ is so averse to playing actual video games their favourite games are universally VNs to the point where they are the only games people from here have ever made.
>>727741307Why?
>>727741424Last vidya i played was company of heroes 2 ranked. In 2023Before that, fallout 4 in spring 2021
>>727742532 So you’ve basically been living in the digital wilderness, huh? Going from COH2 sweaty ranked to toddposting 4 years earlier is a hell of a dropoff. What happened? Burnout? Life? Or just terminal browsing killed your will to play anything that isn’t 90% menu navigation and autism?
>>727743092Severe anhedonia from severe prolonged trauma. Nothing interests me anymore. Came back to 4chan 6 months ago after having been away since 2017 started because i missed the unhinged nature of this site and i am no longer mentally vulnerable to develop harmful habits from this place
>>727743251Oh right. Played 4 matches of coh2 and 3 days of constant gaming fo4Didn't enjoy a single second. Nor disliked. Just complete apathy
>>727743092Also i never toddposted. I started posting on 4chan recently, even though i used this site daily with 10+ tabs open pre 2017 since 2010. At that point, toddposting had been dead for years
Definitely the Waifu of the Year
Reminder that King of /v/ is up and you can vote for Robert
>>727746121How can he have such a large chest with such small arms? Is that even possible?
>>727632327>this is still up like 25 hours laterHoly shit this board genuinely is dying
>>727746192he's just holding in a lot of air to look bigger
>>727746529Nigger, 90% of the posts in this thread is all me. Pure beef
>>72774834790% of the off topic and deleted posts maybeI'm 90% of the Dispatch posts lol
>>727749479You bet. I AM FUCKING ATLAS AND THIS THREAD IS THE PLANET I'M SHOULDERING
Bump
there used to be so much Dispatch threadwhat happened?
>>727751228It ran its course i guess. When it was still fresh, threads reached bump limit in just some hours
>>727751554Threads reached the bump limit in just a few hours just a few days ago, but the schizos and off topic shitposters are all out of control. This thread has been dead as fuck because nobody wants to post in it and it's been necrobumped by said schizos. I show up every few hours and post some more Blazer.
>>727751695Hey i've been doing this for a while and this is the first dead dispatch thread
>>727751806The reason it's dead is because the off topic shitposters have scared people to /vg/, there's no 'Dispatch' in the subject name, and because you've spammed rats and off topic garbage literally like 100 times, making 90% of sane people click away.
>>727752463But there have been no off topic shitposters here. Or are you referring to dispatch threads in general?Also i haven't posted anything off topic outside of lyrics. And no one ever minds pix of cute rats until now, with you
>>727632327Warframe
