Vidya mechanics that you wish were real.
stealth agp thread?
>>727633779Whatever you trannies say.
>>727633779that or a genuine funky equipment thread, I'm praying for the latter
Why the FUCK can't we just use spells man. Shit isn't fair.
>>727633638The opposite of this
>>727633638>she doesn't know about the void monsterngmi
>>727633953Why is Niko Bellic taking the picture?
I want quirky merchants offering different tools for very specific niche purposes like my vidyas.
>>727634065i do though
>>727634127
>>727633638It's really amazing. Who is this for? Someone who fetishises being transgender without actually being so?Why would someone who wants to be a man EVER want to play a woman who has to fake being a man with binders and packers and possibly surgery?Same goes for men pretending to be women.It's a videogame. Just play what you wish you were. All nonsense like this is just bored ugly people thinking they're helping delusional ugly people.
>>727633638that would give you void cancer the void will get bigger and bigger with time swallowing you whole slowly
>>727633638Gloves of void reach
>>727633638Why wouldn't this work?
>>727634262>Just play what you wish you wereI a that why you play a man?
>>727633638You forgot to mention the REVEAL! You're giving us hidden_buxom chads a bad name, FAGGOT!
Choose.
>>727634262Isnt this the lead up to wormhole porn. Like some guy gets to titfuck magic breasts that appeared. Or panties with a portal for stealth dick insertion.
>>727633884OP here. Yeah it's a funky item thread.
>>727633638>"I cast Antimagic Field centered on the Bra of Holding, severing the bra's extradimensional space and its contents from the material plane."
>>727634262>Who is this for?Large chested female warriors looking to save some coin on chest armor alterations/
>>727633638Why body type A?
>>727634262One, rent free. Two, this item was not created with video games in mind. It was just a hypothetical magic item, in general. And the kind of person who would want it would be a woman with huge breasts who doesn't want to deal with having huge breasts all the time, but not chop them off. You seem like the kind of person who hates the idea of huge breasted women getting breast reductions, so this is a hypothetical for them: a way to keep their breasts while getting rid of the negatives when they're not needed.
>>727634793I'll pick the wacking paddle.
>>727634972I just plane hop to fondle tits.
>>727634415Void molestations
>>727633638what happens when you enter a beholders anti-magic zone?
>>727634837Despite coomers insisting that their reality is true large breasts tend to be a hinderance. If you're in combat you literally have a larger hitbox and if you go prone you really want to be as low to the ground as possible. Not to mention the longterm potential back problems. Love me some portal panties though.
>>727634127Is this guy still alive?
>>727635125It's not for women. It's for sick fetish reasons. Women's fantasy would be giant perky tits that they magically don't need support for.
>>727633953They don't want us to know
>>727635265It's probably AI since he cleaves big blocks in one swing
Behold the Blade of Whiterun!
>>727635125A woman wearing this would effectively have their tits chopped off. Very few women dislike having big tits and in those cases it's usually tits so massive that they are impossible to shop for.Here's a hypothetical women do actually beg for. A magical bra that supports both the back and the breasts perfectly, while avoiding chafing and sweat issues.You seem like the type of guy that hates huge breasts and thinks women want them gone but not removed but just never visible
>>727635365That video is pre-covid dumbo
>>727635251It instantly forces her tits out, breaking the straps and leaving her there with her naked breasts bouncing boobily
>>727635415Aesthetic
>>727633638
>>727635449Why not just cast feather on the tits and eliminate the need for a magical boondoggle?
>>727635268Rent free
>>727635490Ok dumbo, as if you know everything about all things
>>727635512ohhh nooo how awful haha
>>727635545KEK. Why are drawfags so based?
>>727635545Kek
>>727634262It's for me, I have the other end of the portal
>>727635365kinda sad that when we see someone doing something neat like >>727634127, our first thought is it's probably AI.
>>727633638Delayed health regen
>>727634262>Sees some coomer's portal fetish>Immediately leaps to trannies and surgeryGo outside and touch grass
>>727635449>A woman wearing this would effectively have their tits chopped off.How so? It wouldn't FEEL like her tits were chopped off since they'd still be attached, they'd just be suspended weightlessly while offering a full range of motion. Also, this idea utilizes a preexisting magical item instead of having to create some kind of hyperspecific custom made thing, which is what makes the portal bra neat instead of boring.>>727635545Based.
>>727633638>>727635545So that's why Kerghan was content in The Void...
>>727633638Perfect for the mage in my party
>>727635837>Immediately leaps to tranniesYou're not going to believe the original context for the concept. Hint: it says right there in the image that it's a binder.
>>727634127That star shaped axe isn't a half bad idea. Also I love how you can tell how clearly fucking scared and cautious he was while using the flail axe.
>spend decades training lung capacity and force>instruments now do physical damage
>>727635251For 5e at least, the bra would instantly become a regular, non-magical bra. The consequences of that are open to the interpretation of the DM. The tits would either:>Be lopped off and stay in the extradimensional space due to being halfway through a portal that immediately closesOr>Comically explode out of the bra and destroy it, like a form of rapid breast expansion.I am firmly in the breast expansion camp. Since the bra becomes non-magical, there should be no magical extradimensional space for the breasts to reside. Thus they should re-enter the normal space occupied by the bra.
>>727635545
>IRL Quit Game item
What would it taste like?
>>727636183>Cast dispel magic on the bra>Tits instantly explode outwards ripping the bra apartI need this
>>727633638Elves, to hunt
>>727635545I've read several smut fanfictions that used this as a premise. All involving dickgirls using magic to hide their dicks, not girls having to hide their tits, I'm sorry /v/
>>727636337A 9 volt battery
>>727636183>Since the bra becomes non-magical, there should be no magical extradimensional space for the breasts to reside. Thus they should re-enter the normal space occupied by the bra.You seem very knowledgeable about magic bras, wizard boy.
>>727634127>flail axeThat must've taken some practice to use without shitting yourself live
>>727635545You dirty old man
>>727633638>Flat is justi-ACK! wtf bitch you have huge breasts!
>>727633638>Flatbaiting
>>727636945An anon's worst nightmare
>>727635449Women who dislike having large tits are fat (in a bad way) which adds to the weight and out of shape both aerobically and muscularlyK cups are 9 pounds, if you can't support 9 pounds of weight then you're out of shape
>>727634262>end up in the void because no life after death>greeted by a sea of boobas far as the eye can see
What useful items can you buy here?
>>727633638Guns
>>727635953>please, let me join your partyno
>>727637235oh fuck now there's a blast from the past
>>727633638Would be pretty cool for an big titty loli with 100kg breasts. Especially if the boobs float in the void like they were in the water, so that the girl can retain her balance. Although bras that shrink the girl's breasts to a more practical size, instead of making them completely disappear, are even better.
>>727637234man, their fishing knives must be really sharp
>>727637234Masterworks all you can't go wrong.
>>727637309I got a bunch
>>727637234+10 Rod of Plagues
>>727635125It's literally (yes, as opposed to metaphorically or exaggeratedly) a binder, which is used by "trans men" (delusional women) to hide their breasts. There are no monkey bars or tightropes for you to do mental gymnastics on. You're simply wrong.
>>727637426>hide their breastsIs she hiding her breasts? Or is she sending them to the void for the wizard to play with?
>>727637235
How would one invade this grand city?
>>727637709
>>727637426You don't think a regular woman would ever have a reason to bind her tits? Especially in a fantasy setting?
>>727637426>a binder, which is used by "trans men" (delusional women) to hide their breasts.Nta, but I just thought it was just another word for something like a sports bra. That being said, you seem to know a lot about this shit for some reason.
>>727636262Is that suposed to be a shortcircuit device, or a mini radiator'
>>727633638Double jump
>>727637783Fireball
For me, it would be functioning apartment houses.
>>727635545Came here looking for this
>>727637694New doujin idea: King forces women to wear the binder for those that can't pay the taxes.
>>727636386You typically cant stop magic items via dispel magic and instead need the much more potent Mordekainen's Disjunction.
>>727637089It would be useful for disguising ones self, athletic activities or fitting into armor/clothing not tailored for you.
>>727634924>rains of castmere starts playing
>>727637891it's a ring for quick mana recharging
>>727634793>more than 10 optionshow am I supposed to roll??
>>727634262For me, the appeal is: she puts up a front when out adventuring, not to mention tits would get in the way of fighting, but when she comes home with (Me), she lets her hair down and takes off the portal, exposing her hueg tits, and then we fuck and then relax afterwards.You just lack imagination, youngling.
>>727634793im going darcymode
>>727634262what the fuck is wrong with you
>>727637939As much as I hate apartments, this is quite nice looking. Would look nicer with an actual front garden
>>727636262That's going to trip the breaker instantly.
>>727635258>back problemsShut the fuck up fat fuck
>>727637891it's a tongue piercing
>>727634837I do remember seeing a followup with a wizard in detached boob space, but I'm not sure if that was by the same artist. I wouldn't be surprised if a Jap artist does the equivalent of that stuck-in-a-hole trend with it
>>727634127That last one seems pretty good if you're running a portable wood stove or something
Haha imagine if then all of sudden something started sucking on her nipples
>>727637891It's an electric cock ring
>>727637426brother, even the greeks realized that tits get in the way of combatthat's why Artemis is flat chested and the amazons cut off their titties
I have a cursed equipment fetish
>>727639483haha Id suck her lower nipple if you know what i mean lol
>>727637234I dunno but if you check that place in Google Maps and double click on the pyramid, you get taken into an interior view of a cool ocean-themed bowling alley.
>>727639516Too based for /v/
>>727635258Thankfully it's a non-issue because girls can't be warriors.
>>727637898All you'd do with a double jump is try to save some time when you're in a hurry, you'd jump off your 5th storey balcony thinking that you'll just jump a meter before hitting the ground and save yourself, but unfortunately the strange geometry of your balcony railing made the system interpret your second jump as already having been spent, and so you fall and die.
>>727639516Based, me too. It started when the female wizard in our party put on a cursed ring that feebleminded herself>mfw hiding my boner under the table
>>727633779Wouldn't this be reverse AGP? This bra enables women to perfectly conceal their boobs
>>727635953>>727637250
>>727633638I played so much world of warcraft that I sometimes get confused by the fact that hearthstones aren't real
>>727633953because the spirits don't speak english and the few fragments of enochian that have managed to emanate through the sublunar mire sound like a white person speaking the japanese they learned from anime
>>727633638>voidYeah, right. You just know that wizard who made these has every walk in his tower full of titty portals.
>>727635251The space collapses, ejecting the breasts with a force that compresses them, either lethally (implosion) or non-lethally (reduction) based on their original size
>>727634793Canivora Carnival for meI love Carnival horror themed stuff
>>727635545Perfect
>>727639483>photoshopped specific angle makeup pic that falls apart the second he opens his mouth, exposes his hands or goes into his natural gaitStop polluting a good thread and go back to your containment noose.
>>727634262Have you heard of boymoders
>>727639516Elaborate. With examples and/or images.
>>727640476>>727634065>>727634367>>727634389>>727635545Have you guys considered the temperature of the void? It must be freezing since it's like space and there's no heat source.
>>727634262>It's a videogame. Just play what you wish you were.Delusional. Out of touch with reality. Take your meds and stop playing as characters and start playing with characters.
>>727640476>>727635545
>>727633779Nah, thought so too when I first saw this, but there is a little series of these pictures that has a girl with huge tits wearing it and when she takes it off her boobs are all slimy and have tentacle marks, then someone casts dispel on it while she is wearing it so her massive honkers destroy the bra, etc. It's a neat concept. Of course OP only posts that one because terminal case of baitfaggotry.
>>727634262>woman disguising herself a man or as a flat-chested woman>woman buying armor, which is most common made for men>woman archer not wanting her boobs to get in the way>woman that doesn't just want men to pursue her for her massive titsYou need to see a shrink.
>>727641149Untrue, the void might be a perfect insulator due to not having any energy loss while in the void.
>girl with HUGE boobs thats constantly lactacting>puts on tiny bra of holding that only covers her nipplesdasitman
>>727640048It's called autoandrophylia, instead of autogynephylia, which is what agp means.
>>727633638>>727641301And how much is the Wizard charging for a 1 hour admission to the void? If he casts magic to stop image/video recording then maybe there's a timeshare situation where bra-wearing women get a small cut of the profits.
>>727641149Have you considered?
>>727635773>our first thought is it's probably AInot mine, I'm not mindbroken yet
>>727641301that's the senran kagura gacha, isn't it?didn't it shut down?
>>727633638I'm the wizard that sells them this item (I have access to the void)
>>727642110yes yes and they're making a new one soon
>>727633638If I were a woman I'd want people to see my tits and get jealous
>>727642170Answer >>727641670
Which party member should hold this?
It's hard to be a man in a world that hates you and only cares about women
>>727642535so drop out of society, it's what I did
>>727642535/incel/ is that way >>>
>>727642461Berserker with counter
>>727637234A really large amount of ducks.
>>727633953It's harder than it looks and most faggots here don't possess good enough self-control to execute a spell, let alone know how to construct onet. Wizard
>>727641819MAGIC IS STORED IN THE TITS
>>727640476Wizards know that morality is a spook.
>>727633638femboys need a thong of holding that is just big enough for the dick, but leaves the balls
>>727642535just become a woman
>>727643306A true scout doesn't need to check the early life section Jimbo, He goes by pure animal instinct.
>>727633885best post ITT
>>727633638I wanna live in the booby void
>>727644352>men only want one thing and it's digusting
>>7276338851960s-1970s calculators are pretty fucking impractical and amazing at the same time, i wish i still had this but lost it in a flood.
>>727641301Why they always have a woman to demonstrate this kind of thing
>>727634262a lot of women with big boobs hate having big boobs. they get in the way, they bounce when they run, and they are bad for the back. this lets them have boobs when they want to but also not have boobs when they don't. on equip, +1 dexterity.
>>727635258The back problem meme is just that, a memePost discarded
>>727634065Void monsters are no laughing matter. Every day hundreds of women have their tits fondled and suckled by unholy creatures beyond human comprehension
>>727636565I've read one involving hiding tits in the void (the bra merchant's drawer), and the merchant going all "oh but beware, sometimes the void acts weird~" then he opens the drawer, ends up pussying out and cries all night while the woman wonders what the strange noises are
>>727633638healer class is scrapped and is just the dancer class. your dancing party member can heal your allies by flashing her tits or twerking in their laps, revitalizing them.
>>727633638pressing a button to open up the character creation menuI guess don't really need to be 7 feet tall with a footlong cock and those green eyes girls seem to like, but fuck man I'd like the option.
>>727633638>Me as a high level wizard porting to the astral plane and scrying disembodied tits, floating up to them, cumming on them, and flying away
>>727645713>bad for the backLiterally just don't be a fat piece of shit and your muscles would be able to handle the weight of big boobs, not being a fat piece of shit is too hard for most women however.
>>727646098Source on that?
>>727633638Chloroform
>>727634793Spell Scriber>Phantasmagical Planetaria>Shattered Swarm=Paradoxical Paradigm>>>>>>the rest
>>727640476
>>727644616>game lets you mix two drugs/potions together
>>727633638>lust-provoking image on a blue board
>>727646562...I knew you'd ask and I've been trying to find it since before I even posted, but I just can't anymore. Can't even remember whether it was furry, western, hentai, monochrome, colored or what, just the medieval fantasy theme and he fact it was that wasn't the girl's first purchase. I vaguely recall the first one being a bra the merchant knew would be too small and break, trying to jew off of her enormous breasts. it even comes up during his breakdown in front of the drawerful of tits going all "she's just trying to be happy and not suffer for her ginormous tits man this is wrong" and all that
>>727633638imagine the titty drop
>>727633638I wear my underwear of holding, sending my dick to the same void as the titties, and get a titty fuck.
>>727647390>being left out in the void for so long invited the attention of unknowable horrors from beyond>they have toyed with her breasts in eldritch ways and what returns when she opens the bra brings a shock beyond reckoning
>>727635125>while getting rid of the negatives when they're not needed.Why? Half the fun is watching them struggle with their overgrown udders
What is it for?
>>727646040Source
>>727647654Fetishes aside, this is basically a perfect jockstrap.
>>727648067GnG_Art
>>727648080The main advantage would be protectionhide your balls in an alternate dimension and they can't be kickedBut, what happens to the contents of an X of holding if the fabric gets ripped?
>>727647314Darn. Hope you can find it because it sounds like a fun read.
>>727648382Huh, that's disappointing. His art has that weird thing where women have man face and vice versa for men's bodies. Shame.
>>727645505Producers fetish
>>727634793One of the very few times I've seen alliteration make something significantly worse.>Faithful FeathersLamest name for a weapon I've ever seen.
>>727634262For any damsel with massive tits and plans on adventuring.
>>727635967You mean like breast bindings, the things normal women have used to compress the size of their breasts for nearly 4000 years?
>>727634065Hey no need to call me a monster.
pokeman evolving mid-battle like the anime
>>727644616Doc, I need your strongest dose
>>727633638If you stuck your dick in her bra, would it be paizuri, naizuri, or void-zuri?
>>727633638jfc how sad
>>727650369Yes
>>727634127I like the last one. It's be very useful for when I visit my parents and have to chop up firewood.
>>727647993Playing minecraft
>>727637783I'd have my populace move there. Eventually there'd be so many of them that they could influence local politics, at which point I win.
Mini hidden bunkers for your workplace.
If mana is stored in the boobs then this could be useful for the female archmage to be stealthy.
Gravity controls.
>>727650769terraria did it poorly because online was just busting balls and destroying walls
>>727641149Space isn't "cold". If you were naked in space there'd be nowhere for the heat your body produces to go, meaning you'd overheat if anything. Though yes, you'd suffocate and boil alive very quickly.
>>727635545based
Stealth bikes
>>727645505Humiliation ritual because chestlet
>>727634793One of the very best examples of artists cannot into writing.
>>727646701Spell Scriber does seem OP. >add fire enchant to swings>Phantasmagical PlanetariaVoid sword but also looks cool>Shattered SwarmIsn't that Aizen's power?For me it's the Ragged Rouge, Laughing Luna and the rocket sword Incendiary Impact.
>>727633638I wish leveling up and skill trees were real.
>>727634793
>>727648604...yeah, don't count on it. been trying out combinations of "comic ~wardrobe_malfunction ~portal ~inconvenient_breasts ~merchant", no luck, and a couple artists I've been looking at fairly often lately that I think could be into it, enough to either have it in their favorites or have done this themselves, but nothing yet. going through vant talon's pile could take me a lifetime.I've gotta go sleep, had plans for tomorrow, by the time I might find anything this thread will be dead twice over if not months old. I wish b4k would let you ghostpost. see you next time this thread pops up I guess
>>727633638>every bra of holding has a secret matching bra of padding>sell the bra of holding to titmonsters who want to be flat>sell the bra of padding to flatties who want huge tits >the bras are specifically enchanted to only work on boobs and not as a generic portal for security reasons>a black market of smuggling stolen goods as nipple piercings has taken off to exploit a loophole >after a highly publicized incident where void monsters corrupted and mutated man women's breasts into gigantic lactating monstrosities the bra of holding has gone out of fashion among it's traditional customer base>but there's been an increase of flat chested women wearing them in an attempt to get void monsters to increase the size of their chests, to mixed results >a major scandal occurred when it was revealed void monsters don't actually exist and it was just the mad wizard inventor experimenting on people's breasts using portal magic>female knights from around the world have laid siege to his tower fortress, but a ragtag group of old men, lolis, and exhibitionists have taken up defensive positions >the wizard makes an announcement that he's discovered a new form of magical device which can create a portal to the dick sucking dimension>opinions are split as to the validity of his claims
>>727634793CHOOSE part 2
>>727633638>your tits are still hanging and bouncingCorrect me if I'm wrong but that sounds like a terrible bra.
>>727645208I used to work retail and they used these
>>727635967>that it's a binderYes, something that women wear, you dumbass
>>727639570The bowling alley is poorly maintained and actually sucks.
>>727652518>>727650121I told you you wouldn't believe it.
>>727652481>your tits are still hanging and bouncingB fags, ladies and gentlemen.
>>727652518Correct, women that think they are men
>>727650883>the air pressure of the void is lower than our world>because of this void bras have incredibly suction power and vacuum seal themselves onto the user>whenever they're removed they make an enormous slurping sound>they also inadvertently function as breast pumps and cause mild swelling and increased bloodflow in users
>>727634793Spell scriberChronicles curators
>>727635545based drawfag
>>727652372Gallant Gates and Deflect/Draw
>>727635545The void is going to have lots of feminine penises too
>>727652636Yes, I make it a habit to not believe retards like you that don't know a thing about women.
>>727652694LMAO
>>727645505Because it turns out people like looking at women, and only massive homos would rather see a man fondle the plastic titty instead.
>>727634262Its a fetish for women, you know they have those too right?
>>727635415t-thanks...
>>727644352I found like a sub fetish community type thing on Pixiv that was about women having the ability to imprison dudes inside their own hammerspace cleavage. It was cool.
>>727635415I have a personally policy in RPGs, that if someone with means (e.g. a merchant, king, etc.) gives me a junk sword as a reward, I kill them. It has made finishing Skyrim an The Witcher 3 very difficult.
>>727634127I’d unironically get the one at the end. What would you even call it? A star axe? A maxe?
>>727635545>girls take off bra of holding>tits look like glazed donuts
>>727637096>truckers do this because they believe hauling empty is extremely bad luck
>>727645505>>727649091>>727653432These and also in Japan a majority of anime/manga/hentai game/doujin enjoyers are women.
>>727633638I think it's should be real and mandatory for all women to wear.t. totally not a creature living in the void
>>727637810
>>727651021man Burning Man would actually be kind of cool if it was actual hippies and festivalheads instead of being mostly Trust Fund Citykids
>>727633884There's not enough cursed_item out there.
Job interviews should consist of unannounced minigames.
>>727636337Mulled wine.
>>727637310
>>727654017You guys have been saying this since year 1. And burning man isn't the only burn in existence. If you like this sort of thing you would actually seek out local burns with hippies. But you won't because you WANT the scale and spectacle but not the reason it's that way. Bitch ass motherfucker.
>>727635953>random mage alone in a dungeon>neither dirty and disheveled nor beaten to shit by the perils of dungeon crawlingThis is how you either get led into a trap or shanked in the liver with a cursed knife during a rest.
>>727654267>he doesn't know the clean spelldwarven mages can't do anything right
>>727654267Prestidigitation and mending are cantrips, musclehead
>>727635449>A woman wearing this would effectively have their tits chopped offOr maybe depending on their plans some days they wear normal bras and some days they wear the magic hide boobs bra. It's not so hardline as literally chopping your tits off idiot
>>727635258>Back problemsStart exercising, lard-ass
>portal diagrams with breast physicsi'm not sure my brain is ready for this
>>727654879>>727654950>wasting mana on appearance deep in a dungeoneither bait or retard, i want neither in my party
>>727655151It's just the Portal A/B problem but with boobs, and we know that B is correct through decades of study
>>727634793Most of these look completely unusable as weaponsOnly about 7 or so seem functionally hold-able and swing-able
>>727636337hot apple cider
that's it, i'm leaving this thread
>>727636337sunny d
>>727655317I'm guessing he passed penis inspection day?
>>727633638>be fatty male>wear bra of holding to hide moobs>something starts to tickle your nipple>you get nipple twisted by some void creature>tfw
>>727634127This guy must be insanely strong to chop with some of thoseChopping wood is much harder than it looks
>>727655607of course the average amerimutt could never, but he is a relatively weak canadian man so he can do it no effort
>>727655317Source
>>727634127The first and the last one I can see them in a "cookie clicker" like game about chopping wood.>chop 3 logs with the same click>chop 1 log 6 times with the same click
>>727633638>the void also numbs your senses
>>727655607yeah, genuinely impressing to see him chopping with that mini axe
>>727635773Slop unironically is ruining the world
>>727655878Nah, the void increases your sensitivity and size, making you more reliant on using the binder lest your unwieldy breasts explode out
>>727647928hot post more
>>727634793I'll choose the basic looking starter weapon instead. All of those are gaudy as fuck.
>>727655778I am Canadian and my father literally grew up dirt poor and chopping firewoodThe mini axe was madness
>>727655939Me too, then I remember just how easy it is to chop soft woods. But still, big props with the hatchet.
>>727636565I once saw a doujin about a dickgirl fucking herself in the pussy through the power of portals.
test
>>727655607It really comes down to the wood.A lot of these would not work on anything with a knot or that isn't young straight grain conifer or alike.
>>727652694jej
>>727634262You fail to understand. They don't actually care about whatever they cry about. They want to have power over people, but lack the actual willpower and wherewithal to do so, and they know it. Instead, they want to take on the role of the pitiful fuckup that you HAVE to "accommodate" (read: serve) or else you are a bigot racist transphobe homophobe whatever the fuck they want to call you. They want to rule like women- through social power over your reputation as a "good person." It's why they hate God, since God establishes that they will never be a truly good person. It's why they hate normal things, because if things are normal, then you have a standard to hold above them and judge them for. It's why they will play characters who have all sorts of fuck ups (when they could just be the character they are trying to emulate) because it's not about being an actual dude or woman or whatever. It's about LOOKING like you want to be, failing, and then making people submit to you so you can live out your hate for the world.
>>727634127>no switch axecome on lad
>>727636337methadone
>>727633638Gulavisual already did an entire fetish comic about this.
>>727635258Reduction shill detected. You listen to enough dumb women talk about it you realize its schizo body dysphoria shit.
>>727637234Reminds me of this one
>>727637810Silenced knife holy knife all is calm all is bright
>>727652694Took me a moment
>>727655857now combine the two mechanics for 18 log chops
>>727634793Incendiary Impact it is the first one I saw, and I did not even look at the others because I knew there was nothing better
>>727636337sunny D, obviously
>>727645505because if a woman does it people go 'haha boobs' and if a man does it's 'haha, kill him'
>>727634262>Who is this for?The Republicans.
>>727658949Imagine the blowjobs
>>727637234Egypt is jealous that our Pyramids are bigger.
>>727637783SOUL
>>727637939Their back yard is a balcony?
>>727634262If you want to disguise yourself and breasts are a distinguishing feature.
>>727655607>>727655778>>727655939>>727657131Hah, people falling for the "swap the unbroken version with the broken 1 frame before the impact" trick never gets old
>>727634793I'll take the Planetaria.
>>727633638God I wish I could travel to the boob void.
>>727633884hey, I recognize that font choice!god I want to fuck that goblin girl so bad
>>727634262its so an artist can make their OCs have any tit size they want and have plausible deniability when people complain "hey, that's not consistent"
>>727640093>look up the rest of the setnow im sad
>>727650587>>727635985that star axe isnt nearly as good as it looks. requires a lot of strength and wood that is either very weak or already partly opened up prior
>>727637874It's hard not to when it's shoved in my face 24/7 online.>>727639510Nobody uses the term "binder" in that way. What's more, the person who drew this image is a troon. https://x.com/drakthug/status/1084933496307679232
>>727651803Several look like they would die if you ran them out of MP.
>>727633884Anna from fire emblem has this.
>>727647685>Pulls out bra>There's a squiddy horror baby suckling her >On the other side of the portal there's a husband squid with a fake mustache and reading newspaper and a wife squid with an apron all sweating hard while facing her
>>727660917
>>727633638Its best when they do this, but you use the portal to switch the boobs around. So now the girl with normal boobs gets swapped out for giant magumbos, and the giant magumbos girl now has normal boobs. Then they deal with the drama of it all.
>>727659850the amerimutt mind cannot comprehend hard work
>>727633638I remember there was a hentai game like this, some girl with huge tits didnt like how they bounced so she used some magicians portal top and he'd experiment on her tits with tentacles within a portal realm whenever she went into combat. So the girl that now appears flatchested was in fact already so used to the top & was producing milk and spontaneously cumming. There was some sensory nulling stuff going on too so she wouldnt suspect him immediately. I forgot the name of the game.
>>727651348This is literally just Junkyard Dog, fire and everything
>>727652372I'll take Ephemeral Epilogue.
>>727633638>the void is full of large disembodied breastsMaybe death isnt so bad...my soul will grope and suck the milkers fir eternity.
>>727637234UNLIMITED DUCKS
>>727661292
>>727654879>>727654950A mage that’s clean in a dungeon is one of two things: a mage who’s never gotten into the shit proper, or a mage who’s party is hyper competent at keeping them out of the line of fire so they can nuke whatever problem they’re dealing with. If they’re alone then I’m inclined to believe it’s the former.
>>727645505Because it'd weird to watch a man do it. When it's a woman it's cute.
>>727637234The story behind this place and its role as the redneck Mecca is so fucking funny to me. It potentially being genuinely cursed adds to the hilarity.
>>727650883Radiative heat niggerYou wouldn't freeze as quickly as you would in the article sea (where you also lose heat through comvection) but you would freeze quickly in a vacuum because in the absence of any particles to vibrate the temperature hits absolute zero
>>727633638>female warrior wears this>takes on a quest to defeat a mad wizard terrorising a village by casing Mammarus Expandus on the townswomen>defeats the wizard while he wonders why his spell isn't working>two days later the warrior's still too scared to take off the bra and see what lies below
>>727633884>in use
>>727634262>binding is just for transgendersAbsolutely not. Tits get in the way and for story purposes of someone hiding their identity it's also useful. Consider an archer in this setting.
>>727633638>get arrested for entering the bra of holding voidI didn't even realize they were tits at first! I thought I entered a cave full of mushrooms or something!
>>727633638>>727633884>>727661292>>727661354>horny rpg loot shenanigans that mindbreaks you/your in-world character into wanting your size numbers to go upTell me RIGHT FUCKING NOW why the 'game_mechanics' tag isn't tenfold more popular than it should be
>>727633638cursed_item is one of my favorite tags
>>727662783You get it a lot with the tf tag, which often involves the tg tag.Therefore, people consider it kinda gay.
>>727662075Isn't the butthole lower than that?
>>727633638Never happening.Now if you showed me a Bra of Embiggining...
>>727634127>every weapon/tool is hyper specialized>every enemy/obstacle is also hyper specialized>and yet there's enough variety (and maybe some sort of physics simulation) where there's many solutions to every problem
>>727663301yes, it's AI
>>727644068In a world of magic would that devalue the value of women? What stop a buncha women from doing this to men? Korea would be a hellscape in this world.
>>727653826A max
>>727663351Yes, and?
>>727633638God imagine of this was in public use and all women were connected to one plane where their boobs go to and if you went to that plane you could suck on and grope and tittyfuck ALL the boobs
>>727663719you will never be a woman, and you're a fag for even saving that image
>>727653826a flanged axe
>>727663786>you will never be a womanTrue, and I prefer cunny>and you're a fag for even saving that imagek
>>727661292i like trap dungeons on paper, but in practice it's either "oh no i'm stuck in the rape pit" or "i am literally pooping myself out"i want something more vanilla and gameplay adjacent
Hammerspace and the ability to stealthily and effectively hide one's own sexo characteristics NEEDS to be used more in media because it's VERY entertaining and hot.You can't prove me wrong on this.
>>727664116>I hate personality secretion so muchIt's just scatfags trying to be more palettable
>>727642203>Marvelous and Senran aren't deadat least there's that.
>>727659850Such an Amerikkkan statement. You are embarrassing yourself.
>>727634262>It's a videogame. Just play what you wish you were.Literally cannot conceive of the notion of observing a perspective while not being that perspective.
>>727659797It's like their own house but it's part of an apartment building. Imagine the community coordination this nets you.
>>727633638>If the bag is overloaded, pierced, or torn, it ruptures and is destroyed, and its contents are scattered in the Astral Planesounds like a bit.. risky to wear a piece of clothing that will obliterate your tits if something tears a hole or punctures it
>>727654142>And burning man isn't the only burn in existence.I know but the best ones are invite-only Doofs where you have to know someone who goes that can vouch for you. Shit's impossible to get into since social media became a thing. The rest are all varying levels of Trust Fund Kids, Cityfag part-time "hippies" and actual crackheads.
>>727647928Remember to keep your cow wife on an insurance that doesn't cover reductions, kings.
>>727634793WHERE DEM GUNBLADES AT NIGGA?!
>>727633638Can you imagine going about your day wearing this and feeling a pair of freezing cold, clawed hands suddenly groping you?
come up with a good dungeon trap
>>727661193Real niggas for the Archaic Arcanist. If your sword looks like Epilogue you are not combat worthy.
>been trying to get an ero trap dungeon card working for chatbots>every fucking model wants every fucking room to be "an item on a pedestal and you get grabbed or cursed if you interact with it in any way"
Tell me why any anon wouldn't immediately book this flight.
>>727652210good luck
>>727664116Yeah it's always something disgusting like tentacles or futa or some tf tranny shit.Why is there no game where a male mc delves into a dungeon with 3 sexy party members and the traps and cursed equipment means stuff like bigger tits, smaller tits, ass, lactation, stuck in the wall, refractory period removal, spontaneous cat/fox ears, or horny gas? With the changes having a basic gameplay purpose? Best example would be healing milk, or more mana storage if it's tit size. It would be a money printing game and yet it's apparently impossible to create.
>>727660836>most princesses rely on magicThat's the idea
>>727633638If she jumps up and down, do the boobies bounce or not?
>>727633638i remember this post causing bullshit on tumblr like a decade ago when i was seventeen lol its funny seeing people on /v/ on all places fall for the same trappings queer teens a decade ago were facing
>>727666565
What stats would this give you?
>>727633638Void creatures will be groping those titties.
>>727637234I am the quack of my duck!
>>727633638>Female rogue, agility fighter>Nice form, firm ass and perky breasts>Finds bra of holding, finds it easier to move and fight when her tits are not flopping around>wears them for months without any issues>One time in a dungeon fighting some rape goblins or something she feels tiny pinprick on her nipples>Ignores it because it's more important to focus fighting the goblins>completely forgets the slight discomfort she felt during the battle and continues the dungeon delve>3 days later when she finally makes it out of the dungeon and return to the inn>in her room she pulls of her bra of holding>>727647390>What flops out are massive udders 3 times size of her head>Nipples thicker than her thumbs>>727646040>Some weird tentacles has latched on to her nipples suckling on her nipples>She rips the off and throws the bra into the corner>Tentacles withdraws into the void>feeling returns to her breasts and she immediately orgasms just from kneading her huge uddersShe continues to wears the bra of holdingOu yea I like video games, Video games are cool. I like when videogame character does thing, it's so fun and cool! video games, video games, vidya.
>>727666596That's because 4chan is just the slightly more racist version of reddit and tumblr. As much as 4chan believes they are enlightened and intelligent and they "figured the system" out they fall for the exact same rage-bait trappings as every other site.
>>727666681Why are Type A fags so retarded? How did he even die explain this bullshit.
>>727634262back in normal times, before insane mentally ill fetishistic gender freaks took over media and culture, i could see an entertaining fantasy scenario where, for example, a woman has to pretend to be a man for some stealth purposes, some Mulan type shitbut of course today this wouldn't fly, instead of being normal about it, your players/viewers/readers will just write insane reddit fanfiction about how "Mulan is my FtM trans icon transheart emoji" and ruin everythingalso if you have two men being good friends, or a rainbow-themed item, then it's gay
>>727668330>but of course today this wouldn't fly, instead of being normal about it, your players/viewers/readers will just write insane reddit fanfiction about how "Mulan is my FtM trans icon transheart emoji" and ruin everythingI hate to break this to you but Mulan was the catalyst for this exact kind of discussion back when it debuted too.
>>727667809Based
>>727668413There were no trans in 1998. Maybe ladyboys in Taiwan, but no, nobody was looking at a movie about a girl who wanted to fight and argued about their genitals being wrong. Nobody.
>>727668564
>>727668596It literally did not exist as an ideology. Your doctor lied to you, to legitimize your mental trauma.
seeing as this is a mental illness threadKristopher Deltarune from the game Deltarune is a FEMALE to MALe, BOY! who is dating susie deltarune who is a MTF GIRL, with a FAT PENIS, thank you
>>727668692You're horrible
>>727668564"I'm retarded therefor my ignorance is evidence that didn't exist"
>>727639915Fuck you, it definitely would.
Im globo homo unironically and i have transed 4 tomboys in my lifetime while getting my dick wet every timesuffer nigger
>>727633953you have to awaken first, but reality is still going to bitch about it
>>727668692Kris is a guy No one can choose who they are in this world
>>727634262Every time
>>727653826A Staxe
>>727635985That must've been the harrowing as fuck to use just for a few takes. Walloping yourself in the nuts with some nunchucks is one thing. Doing it with an axe head is borderline suicidal.
>>727642461me
i honestly just love flat-chested women
>>727634793>>727652372dual wielding sapping seed and blistering beheader
>>727667809Each day, whatever she is doing a thought lingers in the back of her head.There may or may not be a tentacle monster sucking on her enormous titties at this very moment but she cannot be sure before she removes the bra.
>>727652372Perfect for my mech
>>727658949..........sigh, would.
>>727638116Yes you can, but only for 1-4 rounds (less than a minute).
>>727633638>t.
>>727634524how the fuck does that work, also what's the appeal?
>>727637374heh, you're probably gone by now but I chuckled.
>>727637390We briefly had a golden age when people were fucking around with pimpmygun a lot. It was a good time.
>>727671874nah, i'm a (You) fiend
>>727645505japanese women are based
>>727663301Your asshole isn't where your tailbone is.
>>727672550It's too bad this is the only good character that artist can make. But it makes sense because he's a tranny and can't manface the one character that is supposed to be a giga-stacy.
>>727672550
>>727652315lol'd
>another doctor is calling for help
>>727633638Male version of this so men have no excuse to not sit with their legs closed together.
>>727652372chronicles curators
>>727673043Having this powerful carrot as a teammate or summon would be terrific.
>>727662783it really should be more popular
>>727672650>>727672550>TrandGPeaked at the potato girl and the MILF elf.
>>727635545>>727633638Bonus points if the bra is really hard to take off, like the clasp welds itself shut
>>727673186>Never sit on my balls again>No more incredibly obvious and out of place boners>Void creatures possibly massaging my dick and ballsI'd give it a shot.
>>727636337salty coins and milk
>>727652694The reason we haven't had one of those threats in a while is because bfags got btfo too hard last time
>>727635545Hes merely the warden (and occasional fondler) of the breasts dimension.
>>727666251>good luckyou've literally no idea. woke up half an hour ago with the inspiration to try out "hammerspace" while killing time for the hour or so it takes my friends to come overenjoy some dumb kobold tiddieshttps://e621.net/posts/3363678?pool_id=28852
>>727636337Mango>>727637234One of those plaque fishes that sing Prince.
>>727634262You don't understand girls, for them something like this would be amazing.Gender identity to an extent is just an extension of their social toolset of clothes and makeup. Being able to swap between being flat and boyish to being big breasted and sultry on a whim would be the perfect thing since they could decide when they'd be attractive and when they could go stealth and be left alone.
>>727674856They want their cake...but also want to eat it...
>>727671912Nice, well good chuckle I chuckled. Look forward to calling you a retard in another thread anon.
>>727672550dispel should have had revealed that those were actually a normal bra but she was wearing panties of holding, Her huge cock spilling out.
>>727663301 I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all thatThey're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
>>727634793If Ragged Edge is a chainsword, that one. If not, Liar's Lament.
>>727634793It makes more sense to find the sword matching your birthdate than just pick or roll.Side note, I weird how much design effort goes into all of them except Day 14 which calls for something Knight themed and ended up somehow more generic than a standard sword and shield would have been.
>>727673043>>727673239Cacarrot.
>>727672250That's a man
>>727637234Went there a number of times working on thr Mississippi. Life changing experience. Try the Elk burgers at the top and make sure to offer prayers for the poor alligators at the bottom.
>>727660357What's the source, I can't find anything.
>>727660260s-sauce?
>>727635643if you dont know then why do you open your mouth?
>>727676195>>727660357Nevermind, I found it.
>>727653917kek thanks for the info
>>727637374idgi
>>727652372Spectral Silverware is the only choice. The rest are dumb or don't even look like weapons.
>>727647390https://files.catbox.moe/ur2vrr.mp4
>>727652694Lmao, fuck you
>>727635125>One, rent free.
>>727652694Afags win again.
>>727633638Funny status effects.
>>727672550Dispel only affects magical spells, not magical items. 0/10 immersion. I can't jack off to this.
>>727642461Dirk anger.
>>727633638>bra breaks>tits forever stuck in the holding realm
>class has extra inventory slots
>>727677684>armor slots overlap with inventory slots
>>727676602folklore about pyramids keeping edges sharp
>>727678291huh, well thanks for the explanation
>>727677684That gave me an idea for a game that I will NEVER make
>>727677812Is that the "Time hath come" cat?
>>727678914No. It's a random cat from Precarious Woman Executive Miss Black General
>>727658949My breasts! Megassa squeeze them!
>>727676927can I have a sauce good sir
>>727679096Trace.moe will find it
>another tranny threadpart of me wishes we got namefags back, just to filter these retarded threads
>>727677297TF cutaways are dumb, especially here since they can emote perfectly fine. If you want them to keep something of themselves have them keep their eyes while transformed
>>727672550>>727672650>fully uncompressed tits weren't of city-levelling sizemy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. for what other reason would someone wear a pair?
>>727658705Ive driven past that place a million times. It doesnt compare. The shitty orange world thing is SMALL. I hate living here.
>>727634262This guy is trying to use reverse psychology on innocent tomboy/warrior women and/or "bigger than advertised" enjoyers
>>727662007>>727650883>>727641567Are there even any practical test results on the matter without human subjects I presume? Or is it all just space nerds arguing?Would a regular fleshbag of a human radiate that much heat fast enough to get cold? And not absorb energy that's radiating from the stars? Similarly, how long and how much do you need to overheat from inside out? Why is temperature always the topic anyway, and not immediately lethal pressure changes?
>>727640235I did have a moment in my life where I thought I could go somewhere IRL then hearthstone back home and go to another place, to cut travel time in half.
>>727645505Women see them funny toys, not arousing sex objects
>>727638097Kino
>>727635545literally me
>>727636337it would taste like nothing, but it would feel like eating a nice hot soup after being in the cold
>>727677407In 3.5 it turns the item nonmagical for 1d4 rounds.
>>727674085There were like 3 threads this week
Only Phantasmagorical and Regalia are wield-able and functional enough and even them would stab you with those pommels.
>>727635545That has to be a JAV genre.
>>727654107Something BIG
>>727655963No, the problem is YOU being a schizophrenic with a victim complex.YOU are ruining the world.
>>727680268Demoralizers have a nasty habit of doing that. Can't have anything nice in this world without looking for ways to destroy it.
>>727684518Stop being a faggot
>hammerspace backfires
>>727662783This is what the amulet of yendor really does btw
>>727633884>also increases your chess skill
>>727661971QRD?I genuinely thought the Bass Pro Shop pyramid was a fucking meme.
>>727668692Susie and Dess would compete to impregnate Kris' boy womb That's a mini game in chapter 7, don't tell Toby I spoiled it here
>>727685061But you are in fact being a hysterical faggot.>NOOOO AI IS RUINING THE WORLD BECAUSE IT'S SO LOW QUALITY AND THAT'S THE REASON I CAN'T TELL IT APART FROM REAL TRUE SACRED THINGS!Kill yourself, retard.
>>727667809This but nipple preg
>>727655607Depends on the wood. Those logs that he's using are the ones I absolutely loved to chop when I was a kid, since they fall apart at the slightest touch. Most logs I got were weird shaped and filled with knots.
>>727634262So many trannies clawed out of the woodwork to attack this post
>>727680492better quality and with soundhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765035457807309s.jpg
>>727689482wrong link
>>727689605>>727689482Pardon me I have retardhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765035457807309.webm
>>727689794>Enemy uses charm
>>727645505>>727649091>>727651123>>727653432a guy does it too in that same video
>>727658612dont forget big pharma shillgetting females hooked on opioids for """back pain""" caused by """large""" breasks
>>727641664Ah, so females being transgender got itWeird stuff
>>727635258Breasts are fairly light even in the large cases, the only reason someone would have back problems is they have bad posture, is obese, and/or does not exercise.
>>727689794>>727689482learn to crosslink, dipshit>>>/wsg/6045009
>>727689482>>727689794>>727692108>and with sound>not the original audio>it's a filename jokeWhy even bring it up?
>>727691639What those two things I said means is not that they're trans, those two things mean they're sexually aroused at dressing and presenting themselves as the other sex, these people basically get hard when they troon out and people call them their opposite sex.These people AREN'T trans, they're degenerates.
>>727677297Stick for a body.Head full of straw.Give me a scarecrow, rah, rah, rah!S'crow Funk
>>727690058Underappreciated status effect.
>>727637234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaMKPE9dOjQ
>>727635545I'm going to steal that as a plot for my /v/ideo game
>>727653917they do it because it's funny
>>727633638Feel weird how Type 2-B always hide they boobs.
>>727637234
>>727668160orange portal should be on the ground forthis to work in the first place
>>727633884sauce?
>>727700669Huffslove.
>>727700710thanks
