never played gta5 online. what do you even do in it?

imagine playing gta 2010+15

>>727633640
His wife cucks him

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>dlc for the online portion of a ps3 game in 2025

>>727633640
Where the fuck is Steven Ogg though

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>>727633805
>Amanda "Michael please! This is weird, I don't want to do thi-"
>Michael "Shut the FUCK UP AMANDA! YOU'RE GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS AND SHOW FRANKLIN THE TIME OF HIS LIFE!"
>Franklin "Aye man...I-I dunno man, this is gettin kinda uncomfortable."
>Michael "Franklin, my man, listen. Amanda's been craving for some big cock lately, and who better to give it to her than you? C'mon man, you get the fuck her raw, creampie, all that shit. No consequences either, I'll handle it after. Whaddya say son?"

>>727633724
Get mercilessly raped by flying bikes when trying to play the game
Grind the same missions for money to buy a particular item/vehicle you want

>>727633915
His name is Trevor

>>727633724
Same shit you do in GTA except everything is locked behind levels and costs a fuck ton of money

>>727634023
>>727634223
sounds stupid. i'll stick with not online. thanks anyway

>>727633640
They aged him

>>727633724
You clown around and make money with which you buy cars, and I'm not joking.

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>>727634002
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

>>727633894
Is it online only? They have always-online DRM and people don't care today?

>>727633724
its payday2 in open world when it works
its masochism when it doesnt

>>727634357
no shit nigga

>>727633640
That's neat and I'm happy for the actor. He seems like a very cool guy who really loved the role. Never gonna play online still, I'll just watch the cutscenes lol

>>727633724
Try to do heists to make money hbut 1 person on your squad is a retard that keeps getting shot and ending the mission.

>>727633724
You used to fuck around with others for fun. Make impromptu gangs and rob convenience stores. Now its these
>>727634023
>>727634223
>>727634545

>>727633724
Roleplay as a trashman and talk to Mexicans all day.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ktRQtBk8KpU

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>>727633724
>Start the game
>Get raped in PvP by hackers and people who has played the game for over 10 years
>Do some missions around because they seem fun
>They pay dogshit
>Notice shit you can buy to mess around with
>They might require that you get to lvl 100 to even unlock it, abd at least pay an absurd amount of money
>Try different ways, activities and other things to get some money
>Realise that the best ones are buying a nightclub to turn into an illegal Amazon warehouse on the side, buying a russian submarine to raid Epsteins Island, work with a black cop to raid KFC packaging factory, and getting an agency to unironically help Dr Dre into recovering his mixtapes.
>Also realise you can actually play this solo except for the missions that require 2 or more people.
>After getting tons of money and satisfying your urge to collect shit, start abusing people in PvP until you start fighting some retard with shitty overpowered flying jetbikes, faggots high on adrenaline doing sniper duels until someone starts to spawn kill you from across the map without chance for you to even quit the game other than alttabbing, and in the best case scenario you will duel somebody spawning a variety of everything you got like if it was a meme wizard duel over who can kill who with whatever you got.
Thats about it.

LETS GO

>>727633640
ok this one actually sounds like a paid shill post

>>727638554
>Omg stop having fun!

Bump

Trevor may be a psychopathic murderer, but at least he's not RACIST

>>727641037
Thanks friend! I love GTAV so much! I first played it when I was...I think 7 years old in 2013 lol.
This game's been such a huge part of my life, and now at 20 I can't wait for GTA6

>>727634314
its really easy to cheat. Rockstar doesn't really ban for shit unless you're blatant or griefing people

they wokified michael and gave him nasalabial folds. will boycott. fuckin libs

>>727633724
>Turn on GTA Online
>You get a phone call from some random guy
>Guy tells you to do a heist for him but first you need to buy a building to be his headquarters
>The building costs 10 million dollars
>After buying the building an unfunny cutscene with the guy plays
>Before you can do the heist you need to do prep missions
>The first prep mission is to hack into a cell tower
>The guy is on the phone yelling at you the entire time
>The cell tower is on the opposite side of the map
>When you get to the tower there are 30 men with guns who start shooting at you as soon as they see you
>You kill them all and then play a dumb hacking minigame
>You then have to go back to the headquarters at the other side of the map
>The entire drive back there are cars full of gunmen and police who attack you nonstop
>You can't call Lester to remove the police
>The second prep mission is to get a key card from the FIB
>You have to go to a parking lot on the other side of the map
>The guy is on the phone yelling at you the entire time
>When you get to the parking lot there are 30 FIB agents with guns who start shooting at you as soon as they see you
>You kill them all and get the key card
>The entire drive back there are cars full of gunmen and police who attack you nonstop
>You can't call Lester to remove the police
>For the actual heist you have to break into a building (located on the other side of the map)
>The guy is on the phone yelling at you the entire time
>When you enter the building there are 30 men with guns who start shooting at you as soon as they see you
>After you steal the item you have to bring it to the buyer (located on the other side of the map)
>The entire drive back there are cars full of gunmen and police who attack you nonstop
>You can't call Lester to remove the police
>When you give the buyer the item you stole a ten second cutscene where no dialogue plays
>After doing all of this the heist awards you with 200 thousand dollars

>>727642785
epin post my fellow chudderino

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>What is the point of GTA Online?

>>727643058
Kek. You forgot the retard who keeps dying on the raid and you have to retry 10 times

>>727642525
Rockstar explicitly encourages griefing

>>727643826
lol