>Restores 100% health
that chicken looks yummy
>>727642598I eat this every night, so why do I feel like shit?
>INTELLIGNCE: +10% >ALERTNESS: +10%>BOWEL MOVEMENT: +1
>>727642598Only if you pick it up off the floor.
>>727642598FOOD IS GOOD
>>727642598How long has it been marinating in an oil drum?
>>727642598Where's the jar of mayonnaise?
>>727642598How the fuck did they hide this in a brick wall?
>>727642945Carcinogenslop
>>727642945Because you're supposed to exercise fatass. All that fat and cholesterol isn't going to magically process itself.
Can confirm I lost and arm and a leg, had taken several bullets to the stomach, but felt absolutely fine after eating an entire roast chicken in less than a second.
>>727642945subconscious Carnivore's Guilt
>>727642598dracula must really like chicken to line his walls with it
>>727642598Please sir. Do you have any rotisserie chickens left in stock?
I also need one for my dear teddy. He desires his emotional support bird
For me, its the thighs.>>727642945Are you eating a rotisserie chicken from the store? That shit is loaded with sodium and they use the chickens that are about to hit their "sell by" date.
>>727642598That looks so well seasoned
>>>>>>>/ck/
>>727642945eat the green stuff too, maybe
>>727646879>and they use the chickens that are about to hit their "sell by" dateThis isn't true. We get boxes of chickens specifically to pop on the rotisserie. If they are constantly close to the "sell by" date, then somebody is doing a dogshit job of ordering (or got saddled with the warehouse distroing extra product due to someone else fucking up down the line)
>>727647174did he died?
>>727647813Driver arm. Fucked.Passenger teeth. Gone.
>>727647174HOLD OOOONNNNNN
>>727648040What even happened? what type of car is that?
>>727647174Imagine spending 200k and over 20 years of your life on a car, only to lose it due to you not maintaining the brakes.
>>727647174Wow those groin seatbelts sure look useful
>restores 1HP
>>727648352Some DIY muscle car with an oversized engine. Very expensive. The driver built it wrong and was overusing the brakes to keep the engine from going out of control or something. Turns out brakes don't last forever.Dumb fuck crashed into the back of a stationary car.
>>727647174This webm never fails to make me laugh for some reason
>>727649043Why is some retarded boomer deathwagon allowed on the road?
>>727647174damn you can see the driver's broken arm for a frame
>HP -10
>>727649281Kek you're rightThats what you get for not going limp
>>727649206Muh freedumbz. It's his GOD GIVEN RIGHT to put others in danger on the road, anon.
>>727642598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGymfKWXt0
>>727646879even if that were true, it doesnt matter. sell by date is intentionally extremely conservative and most foods are actually good far past it
>>727642598>nigger slop
>>727648040Good thing he had his crotch harness on.
>>727643207???
>>727650047>Eating chickens is now a black thing.????
>>727642945No you don't you liar. You know liars go to hell, right? Allah will have no mercy on your soul. Joke or not. You're probably a gay too so its a not important point.
>>727642598Great, now I'm going to die bloated, thanks.
>>727650824I wish we can have arab characters on this site. Maybe in the future of the soon age of Islam
>>727642945because your anxiety/depression stems from trauma, not nutrient deficiency
>>727642598>health item changes according to the character
>attacks can fail catastrophically
>>727642598>Health items are food>Characters have different preferences and heal different amounts from the same itemI wouldn't mind more games doing this. Mother 3 did that with the cheese item
>>727649429YEOWCH
>>727651270star ocean does that>>727651257>he LIVED, the dummy behind him got obliteratedHOLY FUCK how do you even survive that
>restores energy by 30%
>>727651381>star ocean does thatthe first one?
>>727651257did he ded
>>727651381The majority of the explosion would still have gone out of the back of the tube. What surprises me is that he survived mostly unharmed.
>>727651257did he died
>>727651381>the dummy behind him got obliteratedThe dummy was there specifically because you should never stand behind any type of recoilless rifle.
>>727651381The explosions being on opposite sides of him minimized the fragments flung towards him, and he was wearing protective gear that reduced his exposed areas. He's still extremely lucky, though.
>>727651426thats the only one i havent played, so i dont knowi know its the case in 2 and onwards
>>727651157there is literally nothing wrong with WASP Taco Tuesday
I keep eating takeout and fast food for every meal. How do I stop and just cook real food at home?
>>727653676get a wife
>>727653676Look up recipes and start cooking them
>>727653676look at how much money you blow on literally just a burger and fries
>>727652105>he was wearing protective gear that reduced his exposed areas.Nigger it exploded directly into his neck. The helmet did nothing, the glasses protected him from microscopic fragments making him blind. The force of everything went out the front and the back which is the only reason he's alive
>>727642598>Multipass x 1
>>727653676Start with simple things like eggs or chicken breasts
>>727653676Take the ricepill and eat like coolie
>>727653993>the glasses protected him from microscopic fragments making him blindAka the protective gear did its job>The force of everything went out the front and the back Yes, that is also what I said
>>727653676>Buy potatoes made to be baked>Wash it>Poke holes in it>Microwave it for a few minutes>Experiment with toppings/seasonings>You've now discovered how to make a versatile meal in a few minutesGo from there.
>>727654242most irish post i've ever seen on this site
>>727653676Learn to cook rice and pasta. From there you can prepare stews, stir fry and so on.
>>727652105>>727653993Retards testing shrapnel with a highcut helmet is a special type of stupid. Those helmets are made for special forces where shrapnel is not a huge issue because they are going in and getting out fast.
>>727651157What's wrong with a meat to cream ratio of 1:1?
>>727643118>+200 morale
>>727653676Batch cook. Start with a simple stew. Throw whatever meat and veggies into a big pot with water and simmer. Portion and freeze. Do that every time you have time to cook anything, just make like 10 times the normal amount. Enjoy home cooked microwave meals whenever you can't be arsed cooking. Make random sides so you can mix and match.
I only want chicken on a plate if it comes from a wall I hit with a whip
>>727642598
>+4 HP
>>727654028>>727654184>>727654242>>727654496>>727655057it's not that i don't know how toit's that i'm a fat lazy loser who thinks it takes too much time and doesn't know what to buy at the grocery store to last a whole weeki also hate leftovers so i end up saving then eventually throwing out anything i don't eat right after cooking it
>>727654343It's the same thing as rice maxxing for lazy people who can't even bother to boil a pot of water. If you wanna get fancy put a wet paper towel the potato so it stays a little moister.>>727655935>it's that i'm a fat lazy loser who thinks it takes too much time and doesn't know what to buy at the grocery store to last a whole weekTelling you bro just buy large bakeable potatoes. It takes like 7-10 minutes in the microwave and just throw whatever the fuck you want on it like sliced ham/cheese/etc..
>>727653676One of the easiest things to prepare are those curry roux bricks from the Asian supermarket. All you need for the ingredients is meat, potatoes, and carrots. Up to you if you want to eat it with rice or bread. All you have to do is cut the meat and vegetables into bite sized chunks and simmer the crap out of them, which means you can put it on low heat and set a timer then go back to gaming until it's ready.
>>727655935Just prep on the weekend, peel potatoes, peel carrots and chop some onions and save it on the freezer >i'm a fat lazy loserGet a vegetable dicer those things save time.>i also hate leftoversAgain prep your shit on the weekend and use what you need on a daily basis so you dont end up with alot of leftovers. Also learn to love the Legumes in general>easy as fuck to make>tasty>leftovers lentils, cheakpeas or beans? Fuck it, chuck them into a food processor with olive oil, salted crackers and chilies and you got a spread/dip for chips.You can be lazy in the kitchen, just be smart about your time.
>As time passes and the state of the world decays, the difficulty increases exponentially; previously cheap and filling foods can end up skyrocketing in cost despite no change in quality, along with a huge increase in food poisoning %.>This can make it difficult when your party is questing on the roads and needs the occasional morale boost and thorough dump of calories after boss battles or events requiring exhausting effort. The morale boost is often completely mitigated when the receipt total is announced.
I keep thinking the OP is master chief when I see it in the catalog
>>727651270on the topic of mother, poo himself is greatly affected by food preference; he recovers a pittance of the health that ness/paula/jeff do from the western styled foods, but he heals extra from the eastern ones like rice. water also gives him extra pp compared to ness and paula, which is situationally pretty nice since pp recovery in earthbound is either expensive or locked behind limited items. it'd be neat if an rpg doubled down on character dependent healing based on food item types
>>727651157ground beef for tacos is finealso cilantro is fucking nasty and ruins every dish it touchest. beaner
>>727659354NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PUT IN THE HERB THAT IS NOTORIOUS FOR TASTING LIKE SHIT FOR SOME PEOPLE! STOP BEING ACCOMODATING!
