Rank the games
>>727647383All kusoge
>>727647383no pubes?
>>7276473831. fap2. fap3. fap fap fap fap fap4. fap fap5. fap fap fap6(?). fap fap
>>727647383>SPirate's Curse>AThe OG. The First One. The Progenitor. It's probably more a B, but I liked the world and style it went for.>Not playedI can't be bothered to play the rest of the games.
>>727647383i love my wife shantae
...games?
Pirates curse
Half-Genie Hero is the only one I liked. The devs are terrible at making metroidvanias and should not even try.
Idk about 2. The contrasting fonts used in the store alone is enough to set me off. Couldn't get a better screenshot, i'm too lazy
>>727647383MUST. NOT. RACEMIX.
Shantae: Half-Genie Hero was great. The other games not so much.
>>727647383Pirate's Curse > everything else > shit > Half Genie Hero
serious question: how to get a gf like her?
>>727648305GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
>>727648684Step 1) Don't be uglyThat's it. If you fail at step 1, try to stop being ugly.
>>727648684You don't.
>>727648684just wish for it
>>7276486841. Time travel back to pre-Islamic arabia2. Find genie3. Wish for Shantae GF
serious question: what do Shantae's farts taste like?
>>727649297salty milk and coins
>>727648684you don't. welcome to life.
>>727647383pirate's curseseven sirenshalf genie herorisky's revengeoriginal
>>727650457
>>727647383I think seven sirens is the best one
for me it's using a wish to make her tits huge
>>727648684charisma, you have to be able to understand emotional interaction. Very hard for people nowadays, mass media ruined it even before mainstream internet and smartphones, school also contributed. you're forced into the hardest difficulty after never playing anything in the genera, with a control scheme that you've never heard of. You have to view things in a non mechanistic/autistic way.
>>727647383She has games??
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>>727648684>>727650457>>727652052>>727653012In game they explain she's single because of how much trouble she gets into and it scares away the guys. Your best bet is settling with one of the townies or Sky.
>>727653091Ah yes sky, the bird obsessed femcel, what a catch, atleast her eggs are still fertile.
>>727653895>atleast her eggs are still fertile.To be fair that's more than can be said for Rottytops.
>>727647383The games are mid so I just jerk off to the futanari porn
which of the sluts has the firmest tummy? maybe even with a hint of abs
>>727654680Shantae's powers are activated by her bellydancing, I think the answer is self-explanatory.
>>727652135nice flatty, coward
>>727647383The games are mid af mediocre platformers, the appeal of Shantae is the sexy characters that trigger your neurons and wanna make you goooooon all night.
>>727652135for me it's waiting until you've used up all your wishes then using my wish to make her completely flat
>>727649297crispy pepperoni eaten from the day before, but neglected oral hygiene before bed.
>>727648684I have had one and I am a dysgenic white manlet with severe autism. They just lust for white meat that intensely. I can't imagine what must be wrong with you if you haven't had a brown gf at least once.
>>727647383Pirate's curse and the original are the only good onesRisky's revenge is blatantly unfinishedHalf-genie hero looks pretty but it's too shallowSeven sires is phone garbageHaven't touched the recent GBA one but it sounds like an okay curiosity at best.
>>727658786Are The Mighty Switch Force games any good? I'm gonna assume they fucking blow because no one talks about them.
Insane Wayforward might outlive Yacht Club.
>>727655321But can she resist the mighty male tongue exploring her body?
>>727658978The best thing about them are their OST, virt is a damn wizard
>>727658978They are good, just not long. You have the basic game to go through, but you have to find all the extras and beat the target time on each of them to be able to actually beat the games. In the first game you're a cop with a pistol, but in the second you're in firefighter mode with a water gun. This changes how you do things in each game, even with stuff that's common between the two.
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