Are the straights ok? Do they really need to shove their fetishism for literal gaping bleeding front holes even in vidya?They coulnd't make an alien ship look normal???
>>727653542>Are the straights ok?Isn't one of the lead devs that woman who jumped on the "SAMUS IS TRANS" train few years back?
Funny a child molester would be making this sort of claim.
People itt>bwah I am afraid of human anatomy
>>727653703>heh, you wanna fuck the spider
>>727653542genitalia in alien architecture is a time honored tradition, not much room to fit any cocks in though in a game about going down more than going up
>>727653661>Isn't one of the lead devsWriter not dev. She has no role to play in the pussy focused art direction the game took
>"THIS IS A KID'S GAME">....>For any game not published by Nintendo of course
>>727653542it's a literal vagina
Gamingcirclejerk thread, huh? Still shitting your pants each time Rowling tweets?
>>727653542you eat shit dude
It will never stop being funny to me that straight men are literally attracted to this LMAOOOAnd not only are they attracted to it but they make their lives revolve around worshiping it.
Just wait until you see every single one of these vagina doors is opened by fiddling around with the clitoris
>>727653924> According to reports the most searched porn term for straight men is interracial anal sex
>>727653972If you put your penis in one you'd get it. It has a natural majesty and allure.The penis is superior though so I don't blame you.
this was obvious from the earliest trailerswhat youtuber opinions have you guys collectively downloaded this time?
>>727653542>need to design architecture for an extraterrestrial civilization>make it a vagina so it feels truly alien to gamers
retro are a bunch of gooners huh
>>727654087It’s farquaad the faggot up to his usual nonsense
Here is the kind of door OP prefers
>>727654208How are you so terminally online you recognize anons?
>>727653751>Hooray for the kind of men that you will find in the gay way
>retards on /v/ are too stupid to get the H. R. Giger inspiration
>female "artists">making everything a vaginaname a more basic white bitch pair
>>727653542Wasn't the original game's art directly inspired by Alien?
>>727654368Name literally 1 other example.
>/v/ is absolutely terrified of yonic imageryI guess gamers really are homosexual
>>727654435Straight men are insane for being attracted to this LMAO
>>727654435Georgia O'keeffe.
>>727654402Not just that, Ridley, the main antagonist of the series for most of the games, is named after Ridley Scott. Samus was inspired by Ripley, the Metroids were inspired by facehuggers...There's a lot.
>>727653542gays aren't real, being straight is normal
>>727654292Coochie coochie!
>>727654489> I am very heterosexual i love seeing disgusting bleeding front holes everywhere!You guys are so straight you talk about women 24//7, come to /v/ to tell everyone you're straight and post fictional female characters and female anime characters, but you never ever go outside and have sex with a womanCurious.
>>727654509I accept that you're gay <3
>>727654292>OP suddenly remembers his childhood
>>727654540Yeah you straights are very normal, that's why you're all so sexless, miserable, depressed and always murder your wives or commit suicide LMAOhttps://www.statista.com/statistics/1114191/male-suicide-rate-in-the-us-by-age-group/>In 2022, the rate of suicide among U.S. straight men was 23 per 100,000 population, the highest rate recorded over the past 70 years.
>>727654540True. Except that straights also aren't real.
>>727653972best part about this (and completely perverted in the reverse later) is the whole design around the aliens was to evoke a fear of rape in men. Enter Alien: Covenant, and most of the imagery we get is instead the typical gamer gooner quality inflation porn with eggs being pumped down (pregnant) women's throats.So back to just raping women.Mind, Ridley Scott is at the wheel here. He knows the original intent, or at least he better. He just had to throw it in the fucking dumpster because it just doesn't work on men.The joke of course is rather that it doesn't scale women either, but at least when it's happening to women in media it is exciting for the entire audience.
>>727654570>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO CHOP YOUR DICK OFF LIKE I DID WAAAHSorry SIR, you will never be a woman.
>>727654309It’s called pattern recognition you no inner monologue monkey
>>727654570every hole ejects something gross, don't pretend otherwise
>>727654570imagine being this retarded>ugh, you're attracted to the thing that biologically makes sense?>that's fucking disgusting, you should kiss men and fuck poopy butthole instead
>>727654641>the media is driving people insaneIdk. Those sanpaku eyes...He was definitely insane for a while. Could have been the media I guess
>>727653661>literally has a dick>bro it's a girl
>>727654674Nobody talked about trannies in the whole thread until you did, isn't that funny? Something you want to confess anon??
>Random faggot opens /v/ to brag about being gay and rant about normal men
>>727654717How often do you browse 4chan that you have "pattern recognition" on posts lmaooo
>>727654723How does it make sense biologically to be attracted to anime characters or fictional female characters like the dispatch fictional women you guys spam?Are you guys gonna reproduce with literal fictional characters that don't exist? LMAONone of you incels have sex so your heterosexuality is merely coming to /v/ and telling other anons you masturbated to a bleeding front hole. Your lives revolve around your sexuality yet you have no sex at all, it's sad really, but maybe for the best considering the straight men who do date women always end up killing them.
>>727654757Mentioned in the first post btw >>727653661Sorry you got castrated Lilith
>>727654667wait, my bad. it was AvP. So it wasn't Ridley Scott. I'd criticize Paul Anderson, but the guy clearly understands what's up
How did you survive Monkeypox?
>>727654817> Us straights are very normal!!!> That's why we have sky high suicides... and depression... and no sex... and a straight male lonliness epidemic... and we shoot up schools and the few of us that are not incels murder our wives and childrenYes... very normal.Have you been divorce raped yet? Oh, what am i saying, you will never be with a woman to experience anything your heterosexuality actually has to offer.You're like a starving kid in africa praising mcdonalds despite never eating a burger lmaoooo
>>727654935> Some other anon is deranged about trannies so uhhh that igves me a pass to uhhh pretend everyone is a tranny!! YOU'RE A TRANNYI truly hope one day you can come out of the closet. Wish you the best <3
>>727654818Sorry you have sub 80 iq you filthy monkey
> The straight man lashes out because he will never experience love while living in a world in which he worships women yet simultaneously wants them all dead and thinks they are all whoresStraight men are fascinating creatures really. Should be put in a zoo.
>>727653542You won't be okay when you inevitably join the 41%
>>727653542imagine the smell
>>727655168But i am not a tranny. You however are obsessed with them lmao. Which doesn't surprise me considering both trannies and incels have porn addiction, crippling lonliness and want to rape women.
>>727655258>>>/tv/216406281Okay, redditspacing troon. Stop spamming your irrelevant shit.
Reminder that mods usually wait until 500+ replies to ban him, and literally just gave a gay furry sfw porn game a blank check to make a second thread after being /trashed/, these are the kinds of people the mods endorse.
>>727655415> 50% of the catalog is anime women> the other 40% is "Whooos your waiifuuu" "plaaay her game", cropped porn, "why draenei women have a penis"> the other 5% is whatever dating sim is trendy like Baldur's gate or distpatch> But anon has a melty about the 1% of threads and hates jannies for allowing themI'm sorry this thread killed whatever fart porn thread you tried to bump :(But even after this thread is gone, you will still remain a lonely suicidal incel who will never experience love <3 And no amount of anime or porn you post here in a videogame board will change that.
>>727655258Fun fact: troons will say "tranny" now to try to fit in. They think normal won't notice that we dont use that word anymore. We use the word they refuse to say.
Gotham knights sure looks a million times better and less gross than Metroid shit.
>>727653542You :(
>>727655628Who's "we"? How lonely are you that you think you're part of some community lmao, you consider other random anons in 4chan your parasocial friends???? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHow lonely are you dude?????
>>727653542ready to settle down
its fannies because of Alien and Giger. but something that got lost in translation is that Alien is a horror movie and Giger's designs are meant to be psychosexual horror. In a 2D 240p NES game there's enough ambiguity that this can just be 'cool space weird'. But with 3D graphics, it's now unavoidable that they thought pornoterror would be a good theme for a game for seven year olds to play on the couch. You know it is for actual babies since it miss rachel level goofy silly characters and peekaboo tier gameplay mechanics
