Who did Saria fuck and marry after Ocarina of Time? And why was it Mido?
She died.
>>727654193>Saria>after Ocarina of TimeAnon...
I like to think Link and Saria's relationship has and will always be maternal. She was the one to care for him when he arrived in the village and he looks at her like his mother
>>727654193Mido became King Zora's cock sock.
>>727654193She married and fucked Link. She's his friend and his lover. The terms aren't mutually exclusive. They had six children together. Three sons and two daughters.
>>727654270>>727654356Reminder that the sages did not die in Ocarina.Also, the maidens are blood descendants of them.
>>727656781I bet he makes the "MWEEP" sound when he thrusts.
>>727654193>after Ocarina of TimeUhhh...
>>727657076>the sages did not die in OcarinaDie? Possibly not. But when you’re a sage destined to guard a temple for the remainder of your existence (or at least until the next sage takes your place) you aren’t exactly waltzing around Hyrule like a civilian.
>>727657921They're in the Sacred Realm, that's practically dead if you're just going to ignore the heavy implication of her screaming for help in the Temple or watching Darunia try to 1v1 Volvagia and failing.
One thing that people don't acknowledge enough is the way Fado sort of has a thing for Mido, in that she's the one Kokiri who genuinely supports and sides with him instead of seeing him as just a mean boss. They're like a weird power couple of psychopaths.
>>727657001haha holy cope
>>727657076>Also, the maidens are blood descendants of themi.e. mido creamed that green kokiri bush
>>727658220This, why anyone would want to self-insert as Mido when it was clear that Fado was his personal kiss-ass? I bet the girls don't like her much either.
>>727654193Mido definitely filled her up.
>>727657076They did in the original story but was silently retconned in later games
>>727658979It wasn't really retconned. Different Sages doesn't inherently mean that OoT's Sages didn't die which they blatantly did.
MIDO fucked THIS!? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LINK'S SUCH A HAPPY KEK!
>>727657001There's no way they fucked, Their relationship was too wholesome like siblings. I mean maybe once link started entering puberty maybe saria would've helped him out with a few handies here and there but other than that they'd stay true blue friends.
>>727659821She's dead in the Adult timeline and she stops existing along with the rest of the Kokiri in the child timeline. That's not even taking into account that Link never goes back to Kokiri Forest after the events of OoT.
>>727659821>There's no way they fucked,You're right. That's why Saria had to fuck Mido, a real man.
>>727659821>Their relationship was too wholesome like siblings.
Porn has ruined you guys
>>727658643he's gay
>>727654193Wrong. It was me.
>>727654193It's actually Darunia.
>>727664337>you guysIt's like one dude replying to himself, trying to get a meme to take off. Brainlet hasn't even played OoT and you can see it from his choice in characters with this reject /dbs/ meme.
/dbs/ is just another sharty waiting to happen
>>727654193>Sariais a GHOST>Midois a BUM
>>727667791WOOO WOOOOO