game designer on doom and age of empires 3 would like a slur to use against the average /vp/er do you guys have any suggestions
Why is Sandy such a loser incel creep?
>>727654326I just find it crazy how people are so open about fucking animals nowadays. Uniroinically how did we end up like this.
>>727654326They're called furfags
>>727654326Hey Sandy, John here. Just like to check in and say that I am sitting here with my Gardevoir wife and child, and that you had nothing to do with designing any DOOM maps. Thanks, amd have a great one!
>>727654592pokemon are not animals though
>>727654603jej
>>727654603let's be real, his waifu would obviously be revavroom
>>727654642Still furry
Humans and Pokemon fucking is literally canon, and there are many Pokemon that are perfectly capable of offering "informed consent" if you care about that.
guy who hasn't touched video games in 20 years: i have an opinioninternet: OMG TELL ME MORE
>>727654548Progressives need progression. They don’t actually care about any cause, they just need to push for them to survive.So the slippery slope (or if that phrasing triggers you, “if you give a mouse a cookie” in the immortal words of the greatest Harrison Ford film, Air Force One) was real. Because you let the fags win, then the trannies win, now animal fuckers are here and pedos are next.
>>727654326Furries should suffice.
>>727654762implausible
>>727654326mon'goloids
>>727654326>slurs are okay when WE use themOkay, faggot.
>>727654603Kek
>>727654834does he not know that pokemon is a videogame or something
>>727654326https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Human-Like_(Egg_Group)
>>727654743So are Italians, but people fuck them.
I don't care if we can make babies, I'm still going to.
>>727654834He's right but also:>You're writing your nonsense fantasy setting wrong!this is faggotry.
>>727654834>you can't have sex if it doesn't result in offspringgaybros...
>>727655107i mean, he is staunchly Mormon
>>727654548There's no laws against the Pokemon I can do whatever I want!
>>727654326pokémaniacs
>>727655150And I'm sure he's informed enough to realize that most of the world is not.
>>727654834>It's impossible in real life therefore impossible in gamesAre we sure this guy worked on Doom? Does he know that just being angry won't let him rip a demon's head off?
>>727654819>and pedos are next.Yeah right, normalfags will sooner accept chihuahua buttsex in the streets before they ever admit that liking 17yo girls is not actually weird.
>>727655260Mormons are just homegrown american muslims. Thats why they’re so obnoxious despite their small number
>>727654834from the obsession this guy is presenting to the point of having to say "humans must stick to humans", it does raise suspicion that he is actually interested in pókebreeding and projecting
>>727655260why would that prevent someone from wanting to call them a slur?
>>727654326I'm going to stick my penis in Vaporeon and Sandy "hasn't made shit in 15 years" Petersen can't stop me
the pokefuckers are really mad about this one huh
>>727654326ball fondlers
You already know why you opened this thread anon.Now stop pretending and POST IT!
>>727654834isn't this kind of like getting mad about half-elves
>>727655394why does your autocorrect add the little mark on pokebreeding? how often are you using that word?
>>727655006>Bro why didn't Frodo just drive like a Ferrari up to mount doom. It's just a story, not like it's real
>>727654326Arceus's cultists.
How come Pokemon fans are so mentally ill while Gotham Knight chads are so cool?
Where did this gotham knight schizo suddenly come from?
>>727655706typed it myself, on computer
>>727655951decided to get a little fruity with it huh?
>>727654834the neil degrasse tyson of video games
>>727656006it's technically the right way to write it, but the retard put it on the "o" instead of the "e" i.e. pokémon
>>727655728Retard
>>727654834>humans are not like thislol, the faggot who wrote this don't know about abos
>>727654326no slur. they're called the sexual degenerates.
Just imagine...
>>727654548>fucking animalsbecause we want to fuck sentient, intelligent magical-animal-people, and midwits like you seem to equate that with fucking a real life feral dog
>>727654407>Not wanting to fuck literal monsters makes you an incel now
>>727656276yeah they're equivalent
Just call them what they are: animal fuckers.
>>727654326The slur should be "niggerlover."
>>727654326monglers seething itt
>>727656424pokemon aren't black thobeit
>>727656276>I only want to fuck cartoon animals, not real animals, but let me tell you why fucking real animals should be legal anywaysYou aren't fooling anyone.
slimy vap cock shooting gallons of cum into my throat...
Sandy Petersen is a chud who believes in Joseph Smith's golden plates and I'm glad John Romero will correct everything he ever says until the end of time.
>>727654326>went on /vp/>announces it to hordes of normgroidsjesus why would you taint your career like that to "own le chuds"
>>727657752he made a post on twitter
>>727654548>I just find it crazy how people are so open about fucking animals nowadaysmy zoomer gf didn't even try to hide it, so you're onto something. apparently women all read monster on female smut books now too.
>>727657752glaceon sweeps her ass is heavenly
>>727654326Dictionary word is, "pervert".
>>727654326pokeurmons
>>727657676>Joseph Smith's golden platesDum dum dum dum dum...
>>727656653So sad that he's dying from AIDS :(
>>727657752Glaceon > Flareon > Vaporeon > GrASSeon > Blacky > Espeon > Eevee > Tranny >>>>>>>> Static assspikes
The term is "Pokefucker", but Pokemon don't breed with each other either. Eggs appear out of nowhere, it's not a euphemism for offscreen sexo. They're "cradles", not true eggs. Hence why no Pokemon Breeder has ever found where an egg comes from, and Pokemon like Kangaskhan can emerge from their eggs already haven given birth within them.
>>727654548We are in the end times
>>727654326Faggots.
>>727654326pokers
>>727654407Found the horse fucker. Go back to your containment board.
>>727654326catchers
>>727654326guarantee you if you suggest any variation of fag or nigger they would get offended.
>>727655758>3,297Imagine the body she would have.
>>727654326Don't people use Pokephile anymore?
>>727654834Did he just completely forget about Ditto?
>>727659012no way
>>727658937/vp/ isn't a containment board
>>727654834Pokémon aren't even real, so it was a moot point.
>>727654603Fuck you John, I made E2M2. You know what people think of when they think of Doom? They think of E2M2.
>>727657752Glace>Leaf>Esp>Flare>Syl>Umb>Eve>Vape>Jolt
>>727654603Its always funny when John totally reks him in a passive aggressive manner.
>>727654326"Gay retard" has worked for hundreds of years. Why change it?
>>727654834>Completely ignores the 'Human-like' egg group.>Completely ignores in universe pokephila myths>Completely ignores the fact a number of pokemon are capable of passing the Harkness TestConsidering this the guy who routinely lied about his contributions to DOOM I'm not surprised he can't read lore.
>>727659418these dudes literally making up fake tests to justify fucking animals
>>727659083She aged badly
>>727654326Furries
So-called "anthro enjoyers", prove this wrong.
>>727654326pokemon-fucking niggers
>>727659334why would anyone believe romero's accounts of anything, he's totally brainrotted
Pokeiggers
>>727654407dude, he's a mormon, he has like 30 children with 7 women
>>727659101This is what I was thinking. Pokephile is the word.
Sandy Peterson was able to build Doom maps in a cave, with a box of scraps.
>>727658524what's AIDS?
>tfw no gardevoir(male) gfbros, it is so fucking over
>>727661172aidsma balls
>>727661172In the US of A, they're called "personal assisstants". YMS' aids are secretly poisoning his dildos. Very sad.
>>727654548Because secret white girl joke. But it turns out isn't.
>>727661172AIDS - Attention Internet Dramaqueen Syndrome
>>727655107how will gaybros ever recover
>>727654834This guy has done too much research on a topic he claims to not be interested in
>>727656341Why are you a nigger?
>>727654834Pokemon can interbreed of they share an egg group. One of the egg groups is "Humanshape", so clearly humans can impregnate Lopunny.
>>727654834Kind of a mute point to try to come up with scientific reasons as for why you cant breed with the fantasy magical creatures of a fictional world where god exists and can alter reality as it wishes.Him talking about monkeyXhuman hybrids and posting a nigger is funny though.
>>727654326Why is she looking for racial slurs?
>>727654326a Sandy?
>>727657752Which one has the cutest braps?
>>727654326The problem is that the lore disagrees with Sandy and no matter how much people get the "ick" at the idea, most pokemon are based on Youkai and as such this is a cultural thing. Many heroes in Japanese myth are half-demon, half-human. So things like this get incorperated into the lore of Pokemon, even if they won't bring attention to it in any serious capacity.>Child that gained psychic abilities suddenly becomes a Kadabra>Guy that gets lost in a Blizzard gets nursed back to health by a women who turns out to be a Froslass. You find Snorunts that are implied to be his children.If Sandy wants to tell Nintendo and Gamefreak to cut it out with the zoophilia in lore, that's one thing, but getting upset with fans telling you that you are wrong and an idiot because its in the lore is another.
>>727656276>we want to fuck sentient, intelligent magical-animal-peopleThis does not describe Pokemon in the slightest, dog-fucker. You do not keep [long prefix]-people in tiny magical confining balls, only letting them out so they can cock-fight for the amusement of 10-year-olds. You keep animals in a crate, not people.
Poképhile.
>>727656276Feral? Good god man, have some standards, there are plenty of purebreds out there.
>>727654326Hi Sandy, hope you're doing well
>>727654834The bigger point is why Nintendo is writing fanfics where humans fuck pokemans
>>727658078Did she fuck dog?
>>727654326Furniggerkikefags.If Sandy isn't game enough to use that, then Sandy is too big a trannyfagniggerkike to use slurs.
>>727654326>do you guys have any suggestions"pokephile" has been a term for over a decade you unfunny boomer
>>727654834Westerners really need to get this through their heads
>>727656276yeah tell em brother! and its also important they walk on 4 legs and vaguely resemble my grandmothers dog but ... its different because they can definitely consent!
>>727654548>now
Ah yes Age of Empires 3 the game that people accidentally bought because 2 was good
>>727654326Hi Sandy, glad you're doing well however that's quite incorrect. Pokémon are incredibly breedable by humans as demonstrated by the official leaked documents of the Pokémon company especially vaporeon.
We like pokemon fucking here, fuck off losers.
>>727654834>magic monsters that exceed realism far beyond can't be bred because muh realism lol
>>727654834>humans are not like thisWell yeah because PC basedence only sees "one race, the human race" and ignores that yes, niggers are a different fucking species, and yes, you can mongrelize your gene pool
>>727666010the purest form of love
>>727664450Alfred does it obviously.
>>727654326Does he mean literally because Pokemon aren't real, or does he pretend to have a PHD in Pokemon Biology?
>>727667037If it's the latter he's a moron because humans are clearly in the Human-like and Field egg groups
>>727654834fiction is implausible? no way!
>>727664402Yeah but I think he wants a version that isn't so based, something he can use as a negative slur
>>727654834wait what ? part of the official lore is fucking pokemons ?
>>727654407why are you getting off to children?
>>727654548The internet gave voice to retards and made it easier for them to find other retards like them so now they aren't ashamed of acting like retards
>>727654834>niggers are humanlmao
>>727654548the internet
