And I'm tired of shills pretending it didn't.
"Wokeness" made Tawna's ass thicker than Grandma's oatmeal. Crash 4 being an exercise in piling 50 pounds of shit into a 10 pound bag is what killed it.
>>727665759This Tawna is hotter desu
>>727665759How do I even play Crash 4 without a Battle.net accountI guess it's not about time after all
>>727665945Homosexuals emphasize the "ass" cause they don't understand that its female hip bones that make an ass attractive, not the size. Where are her hipbones anon?
>>727666291Did you see zootopia 2
>>727666439Have you seen Tawna's PS1 model?
>>727666587She looks more like a cheerleader type if this was real from the PS1
>>727665759>hot women that like you but are too shy to admit it to you are woke now
>>727666587Looks like shit
And I am tired of /pol/niggers like OP with their retarded gakes.
>>727666651Ripped straight from the game. It's not rigged well due to PS1 limitations but yeah, that's her.https://models.spriters-resource.com/playstation/crash/But that's besides the point. Where the fuck are alt-Tawna's hip bones? Oh right, men don't have pointy hip bones.
>>727665759It wasn't wokeness that killed itIt was activision handing the series over to toys for bob who proceeded to ruin everything they touch like always
>>727665759Wait for the Netflix adaptation.They going to ruin Coco Bandicoot, since her and NuTawna are the main characters now.
>You vill join our ecosystem
>>727666976You sound like the retards claiming "Veilguard didn't kill Dragon Age. It was mean old EA who killed Dragon Age".Toys for bob are woke as fuck. Their wokeness lead to Crash 4 being the failure it is. Activision's only error is a lack of oversight and not mandating a Switch version to launch with the PS and Xbone versions. Huge business mistake there.
>>727665759People would still hatefuck her
>>727667410Everyone knew it was trash the moment we learned they handed the shit over to toys for bobIt didn't need wokeness to kill it, it already had a shit studio whose best work is providing support to other studios who already did the heavy liftingActivision deserves some blame here too since they decided to hand it over to them instead of one of the 2 other studios who did something with the series and gave them hitsThat was the real shit decision
>>727668046Idk, if Tawana had fat tits I would have given the series another chance. And if Coco didnt have a receeding hairline.
>>727665759Crash Bandicoot has been dead for longer than you've been alive. Attempts at revival aren't retroactively making the things you don't like the cause.
Crash has been woke ever since Coco became a playable character in Warped.
>>727666439Its fucking crazy this is in a kids movie.
>>727666291I assume anyone disregarding ass has a small penis and it’s usually true 99% of the time.Asians use this argument a lot
>>727665759>muh wokeculture war niggers get the rope
>>727665759the series is literally dead because Activision wasn't happy with the insanely good sales and expected it to get more.
>>727670172>insanely good sales
Furfags poison everything they touch
>>727670546The N. Sane Trilogy is literally the best selling Crash game of all time.
>>727669765>goat slut cock teasing a bunch of carnivores
>>727670835Didn't Sony and Sega publish that? Didn't they also publish Nitro Fueled?
I love furry bimbos so much
>>727669765why are the tigers so zesty
crash died with 4 though
>>727665759Crash was always a mediocre platformer gameplay wise. It was great graphically during the PS1 era but as an actual game it was pretty bland.No sane person gives a shit about whether some furry girl looks like a dyke or a bimbo and what made it fall flat on its face was that well, Crash was a product of its time and just didn't have gameplay good enough to make it stand out in today's market.
>>727672326Gameplay really doesn't matter when 2D Mario games are selling. Crash just didn't capture enough autists like Sonic and Mario did.
crash died in 2000
I have anti-woke fatigue
The amount of lies told because woke retards don't want to admit their wokeness kills games is staggering and hilarious. RIP Crash Bandicoot. You went woke, you gone broke.
>>727672920I have bot fatigue.
>>727672385You legitimately don't know shit about videogames if you're gonna sit there and pretend crash ever approached the level of polish a 2d Mario from any era has
>>727673106You'll never admit you just play 2D Mario for the characters so whatever
>>727669905Funny how the culture war niggers ruining the games in the first place don't get the rope.
>>727673192I haven't owned a Nintendo console in fifteen years. Crash has always had a bad camera angle, bad production, and annoying, floaty physics.Who am I kidding, youve never played either of these games.
>>727673281they are culture war niggers too, therefore they also get the rope.
>>727665759I literally fap to her and I would literally eat her ass out dude
>>727666587Candy Kong looks hotter
The game is not even bad, is one of the most solid games post Naughty Dog era if you don't count remakes, problem is that instead of working on this solid base they decided to make Crash Team Rumble right after this and killed all expectations on the franchise once againI just can't figure out how did they think making a MOBA game on 2023 only on consoles with most characters being literally whos was a good idea instead of making normal Crash Bandicoot games or a new Kart racing game
>>727674706Based Rare
Woke kills every game franchise
>>727666014This.I want her fat ass on my face.
>>727666206You pirate it
>>727672385Nor it could ever do it. Crash is too normie coded, too self aware, to appeal to autists. People can admit playing Crash without getting the “what a weirdo” look from others.
Thanks but I just play the ps1 games.Never played the furtrash they remade.
>>7276803744 was pushing it into autist terrority. You see dingodile and how juvenile the story was?
>>727669765How is it crazy? Having the tiniest amount of sexuality? "Kids" (it is not aimed at literal 5 year olds) should, and need to, experience that kind of stuff for themselves and it is better when it something more tame compared to what kids are exposed to (no pun intended) on the internet 24/7.I discovered my sexuality playing video games and watching shitty dubs of bad anime featuring big tits. Kids nowadays get their sexuality when they discover hardcore forced gangbang porn when they're 9.
I fucking love when video games are woke, because I am woke too! I love playing video games made by people who don't want people I care about dead!
>>727665759>>727668870aesthetics wouldn't have made the game any less shit.
>>727681180And yet Sonic the hedgehog games still sell despite being shit. Aesthetics matter you idiot.
>>727665759>WokeIt must be nice to have a convenient scapegoat
>>727683148Frontiers has shit aesthetics but it has become the most selled 3d sonic
>>727672326>just didn't have gameplay good enough to make it stand out in today's marketNo, the issue is TFB couldn't get basic shit ND got right on the PS1 games. Same happened with Spyro. The remake is technologically inferior to the PS1 originals
>>727666291the 80s comic were based as fuck back then, miss it so damn much I wish I could go back in time..
>>727665759Crash died due to Activision being Activision. Crash 4 sold more than fine.
>>727665759Yes, Tawna, the franchise died because a few incels didn't like your new haircut.
>>727683938Funny how these guys complain about the lefties calling everyone nazis, but then they throw around a buzzword in the exact same manner themselves.
>>727684060The word is sold my brown politics obsessed friend
>>727665759>Series is successful for many years>Makes Woke entry>Flops>Woke cultists screech about how Wokeness isnt the problem at all
>>727688578There's literally nothing woke about it. Those accusing it of being so probably haven't even played it. They just saw the "lesbian haircut" and started screaming woke.
>>727665759That was a horrible SJW character design and I'm sick of people pretending it wasn't. Just because some furries will literally coom to any new female anthro character doesn't mean it wasn't shit and that it wasn't an SJW scalp.
>>727665759Kids don't care about mascot platformers.
>>727689157>There's literally nothing woke about it.
>>727669765y?
>>727665759Yeah but Crash 4 was kinda shit on its own right; the levels were extremely long and a slog to play besides all the designs being garbage. It deserved to bomb.
Today I will remind them of what they could / should have had.I should title an entire youtube series dedicated to>The based as fuck concept artists who were ignored by faggotsHappened here, Horizon, countless other games at this point.
>>727689851Eating out Nu Tawna's ass while OG Tawna rides my dick. Also they're making out. And Coco is recording us fucking. And she gets to clean us up with her tongue. And babymaking sex with all of them afterwards.
>>727684060But Sonic's design wasn't fucked with. That's what matters. Also Amy Rose has panty shots.>>727690680That's what happens when you don't focus on gameplay and instead waste an entire subplot "fixing" a "problematic" character.
>>727665759Wokeness made the levels way too long, the boxes extremely annoying to find, the hitboxes complete garbage, and the game's main gimmick pointless? It's weird and funny how you people always ignore those and try to pretend one single character is the only reason for everything.
>>727665759She's unironically hotter than the original.
>>727689851>tits are the same size>right has much more emphasized curves>those hips and ass, god damnOnly thing that may be "woke" here is the hairstyle, and we've seen two-toned mohawks since the 1970s.
>>727692775It's been like that for a while now.
>>727692775...Yes. When your developers are only focused on wokeness, you get garbage games. It's that simple.
>>727692983>We made her ugly and gave her the body of a negress but its not woke I swearYou lie as easily as you breath, jew
>>727693346Yes yes yes the entire dev team hyper-focused on this single character, even the musicians and the level dsigners, the higher-ups practically shrieked at them to stand around the modeler's computer the entire dev cycle to watch as Tawna was created.>>727693696And then there's these fucktards who see everything in "Is it attacking the white man?! Is it destroying the white civilization!? Is it genociding the master race!?".
>>727669765Bad guys
>>727693860Yes...They didn't lie about this. The devs err former devs were quite vocal about what they actually cared about. And it sure as shit wasn't the gameplay or the legacy of the series. Feel free to browse their twitter timelines. They admit such quite naturally.
>>727694219Where do they say that they ignored the entire rest of the game and focused solely on Tawna?
Every thread
>>727687437This, blaming Toys for Bob getting sent to the CoD mines/other assorted products on fucking Crash 4 not outselling Mario odyssey and saying its due to "wokeness" is pure schizo shitThe game sold fine, most people outside enthusiast echo chambers like this one liked it well enoughCrash was only a big name back in the PS1 era, it's one of the few franchises that were basically universal for PS owners (due to the huge 3rd party output libraries didn't necessarily have that much overlap outside the huge cultural tentpole releases)For what it was, the game was pretty solid though an exercise in tedium to 100%>>727687879I prefer the term "retard"I don't blame a guy for not being able to pull tail, but being a mongoloid is a choice
>>727665759This, so much this, if they let her get flattened, incinerated, vored, transformed and swollen to comedic proportions like in the old games it would have been a bestseller but sadly Woke only let her have a couple of really good death animations. Oh well, back to DeviantArt i go.
>>727694509Not doing your homework for you. You can browse their timelines yourself.
>>727694852You made the claim, you provide the evidence.
>>727669765You're like the rebbiter who says>Bluey is actually for adults!The faintest wiff of sexuality in that the character shakes their hips.
>>727693346>Spend five minutes of the entire development time to ensure the dialog reflects that one character is non-binary>Somehow, this means it was their only focusI don't understand what you get out of acting this stupid, because I don't believe for a second that anybody is dumb enough to actually believe this.
>>727693867the second movie's gym scene was insaneI swear, they doubled the size of her hips
>>727666206Its on steam as well, its just about on everything now.
>>727689851I'm sorry, was this image supposed to prove me wrong?
>>727695504He's been doing it in every single Crash thread since 4 was announced, he believes it with all of his heart and soul.
>>727695489>>727695698>>727695892What point are you making here, exactly? Just because the company participated in this won't magically make Crash 4 woke.By your logic, even Crash 2 and 3 are woke, because they replaced the damsel in distress with a much more neutral looking "girlboss".
>>727695489>>727695698>>727695892I thought it was nuTawna who was the woke demon, why are they using Classic Tawna if she's so problematic?
>>727696498>By your logic, even Crash 2 and 3 are woke, because they replaced the damsel in distress with a much more neutral looking "girlboss".At last your eyes are beginning to open.
>>727696578>oh no they removed the one note Animaniacs joke and made a cool secondary insteadwill the evil of feminazism ever end
>727696498Feminism is a part of wokeness so yes. Proto-wokeness as this was before trannies and tumblr were part of the equation.
If we just twist our minds enough, I'm sure we can call Tetris woke too.
Pls let the new kart game have OG Tawna they can literally pretend the woke Tawna never existed since she is from another universe
>>727696875Well, it'd have to actually exist first. I heard that Beenox art was AI generated.
>>727665759Well, I'm tired of chuds and their constant whining about the tiniest little insignificant thing. You guys make the lefties look like amateurs.
>>727665759I just want a Twinsanity remake/remaster
>>727697370That would require actual work instead of tracing an estabilished classic on Unreal Engine 69.
>>727693346
>>727697370It wouldn't be good. Activision devs can't do that kind of shit. Best pray for a fan group to do it and actually finish it.Unironically, remaking it in Unity would be your best bet.
was the sandy cheeks cock vore reference really necessary?
Oh wow this thread is still up
>>727665759Faggots like you killed it. Like you kill every franchise by being an incel faggot
>>727696861It is woke, you make straight things disappear.
>>727698203kek
>>727669765It's literally just Shakira as a Gazelle.
>>727698168It will be until the usual spammer shows up.
>>727697709Of course you would. Furries will stick their dick in anything but a vagina.
>>727698365Who?
Why is Crash Bandicoot not allowed to have a girlfriend again? Also can't help but notice that Tawna is missing from all the holiday illustrations.
>>727699767My guess is it's because the last thing Crash needs is romance. Star Fox Command was a perfect example of how raunchy and nonsensical it can get.
>>727667190The best part is that it was a day-one crack for this always-online DRM.
>>727693346My dad, who is super-super leftist on matters like this, furrowed his brows at this one.
>>727699812Or it's cause the person drawing it is a faggot cause Catbat shows up quite a bit.
>>727665759Outside of insecure women, does anyone even like girlbosses? Every time a movie or game trailer shows off one the general reaction seems to be groaning and eye rolling.
>>727701137What exactly is a girlboss? I've seen this term applied to every female that isn't a mewling pathetic prize existing only for being rescued.
>>727695892>take character literally only famous for having a boyfriend>include her in LGBT lineup?????
>>727701401A girl who does anything other than cooking and cleaning. If a person uses this term, you know they have nothing of value to say.
>727701401>727701623
>>727696514They are publicly seething over everyone hating their disgusting nuTawna, and everyone pointing out her inferiority to the original. Either that or they are afraid to prove everyone right about dykeTawna's hairstyle signaling exactly what people thought it did.
>>727697293Then go back to your carefully curated subreddit where only your opinions are allowed, and you'll never have to see us again.
>>727701518the easy shortcut is "if you replace this character with scrappy doo, and scrappy doo does and says all of the things this character is supposed to say and do in the narrative, is scrappy doo ever out of character"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOK9-sKz79s
>>727701710Proudly showing off old Tawna is seething that everyone hates nuTawna? I'm not following your logic.
Will never understand the hate for nuTawna. She is a Tawna from an alternate universe. Maybe if you bought more copies of Crash 4, they would have brought the original Tawna back. Hope this helps!
>>727701840Or maybe you should go back to /pol/. Then you won't have to worry about getting your bullshit called out and getting pissy about it.
>>727701906They're saying "Old Tawna is gay now, because fuck you for liking her more than ours." That is the definition of seething.
>>727702003When my enemies stop using my video games for their propaganda, then I will stop reminding you all of their perversions.
>>727702003I've never posted on /pol/ and I never will. You need to cope with men having testicles and not abiding your little attempts to take over. Fuck off, we're full.
>>727665945>Crash 4 being an exercise in piling 50 pounds of shit into a 10 pound bag is what killed it.yeah thats 90% of what wokeness IS you retarded shill.woke losers are so fixated on their bullshit that everything else becomes dogshit because its secondary to their fucking activism and personal gain.
>>727666976thats called "handing it over to a woke retard," shill
>>727701914Anon, the whole subplot of her "not being our tawna" was just an excuse so they could kick sexy tawna out of the cast. If not, why did she never meet her counterpart? Somebody meeting their body double is like the most basic writing shtick you can do in a cartoon. Face it... "alternate universe" was just a ruse to pull one over and get their woke looking one headlining the series.
>>727665759The original Crash trilogy are some of the first games that I played to 100% completion. I have no idea who this is.
>>727702134>>727702210Weird how so many game have been massively successful despite having woke things in them. Seems like your claims are bullshit.
>>727666291literally the body type of a transgender man with bolt on tits
Crash 4 was good.
>>727702606holy shit, fuck off, you false-flagger.
>>727702606>Is so addicted to gay furry porn, he doesn't know what an actual woman looks like
>>727702835at reburying the franchise
>>727702297>shill starts seethingthanks for verifying lmao2024 was when you losers couldn't deny it anymore
>>727665759Crash died (again) because no one is interested in a Crash game that's>$60+>not a remakethe general public can't even recognize Crash characters that aren't the funny woah critter, N-word man, and the girl character they incorrectly think is Crash's girlfriend
>>727703070>buzzwords start flying
>>727703273>look at how the shill recoils from being reminded of 2024LMFAO
>>727703237oh and>the rutabaga plank
>>727701401Jesus, you're not even trying to hide your gcj invader status. Yes, anon. "Girlboss" is every time a girl ISN'T a damsel in distress, you caught us! It has nothing to do with them being insufferable, flawless, never being saved by a man, holding every position of power in a movie or game, etc. It has nothing to do with them having zero character arc or growth like a male character would have had in the lead role. Truly, nobody has ever explained to you what this very obvious insufferable writing quirk that happens in 9 out of 10 modern movies is before now.
>bros i was the biggest tawna bandicoot fan but now they replaced her in the latest crash game and the series is woke nowIs this an elaborate shitpost or someone really trying to convince people that they were a huge tawna fan?
>>727666439No wonder it's making bank.
>>727703424You /vpol/ faggots are a goddamn blight. You don't care about video games, you just want this place to be a political soapbox.
>>727703424You people shrieked and sharted for months about PRINCESS PEACH being a girlboss in her latest game, to say nothing of the years of seething over her not humping Mario's dick at the end of Odyssey.
>>727703571>>727703608>>727703618>shill is freaking out and trying to redirect the conversation with phoneposting
>>727703608>>727703618
>>727703674Answer the question nigger. Is this whole thing just a bit or are you really trying to get people to believe that tawna was a huge part of the series?
>>727703608>>727703618I don't see an argument against what I said in either of these posts. How odd. Maybe you forgot to give one.
>altgirlfags like me will never be able to say we like a punk girl character in a video game ever again without getting called wokesuckers
>>727703674>multiple people can never disagree with /v/!!!
>>727703727>ANSWER MY RANDOM QUESTION I MADE UP TO REDIRECT THE CONVERSATION!
I swear I always see the "i-it's not THAT woke" argument every time something is labelled woke slop. Why can't libtards just accept when something is woke? Like, it was literally made for you in mind, by people like you. Are you embarrassed to be associated with wokeness?
>>727703789>MY RANDOM QUESTION I MADE UP TO REDIRECT THE CONVERSATION!What? The thread is about tawna.
>>727703815
>>727703237Crash 4 was at the worst time, in the worst place with the worst presentation and content released in a shitass console. Made by goys for bob making sure Spyro and crash both rot away. Everything went wrong with it, it was bound to stagnate in mediocrity forever.
Man, the Activision pajeet is trying really hard today.Also:>Dead franchise LMAO
>>727703740>>727703783>shill MAD he aint getting better engagement>>727703815they seethe over the label so they are trying desperately to redefine the association with the word, and distance the idea of "worthless failure that loses money" from "woke"because they are getting blacklisted in their industries as failures who will lose the company money.
>>727666291Obscenely unattractive, comicfags have no taste.
>>727703847>shill used feign confusion!>its not very effective...
>>727703771Maybe start by finding a good altgirl instead of latching onto this one, who was nothing more than a mere excuse to bury the Marylin Monroe Bandicoot version of herself.
>>727703847I thought the thread was about Crash Bandicoot being a dead franchise?
>>727703961How am I a shill? Did you misclick? I'm literally criticizing the laziest Hollywood convention. A shill wouldn't do that.
>>727704074What the fuck are you talking about?
>>727704140no, the thread is about some shill trying to do the usual well poisoning with redefining the term woke, and autists having a slapfight with them>>727704179>>727704206>shill invented a new argument!>no effect!
>>727703740I also ignore everything to declare I win. Stay seething, sharty boy.
>>727703898>>727703961Its amazing how they still try to damage control after the hackening outing how bad the situation is here.
>>727703815Their entire world view demands that they hijack reality. Deny your perceptions. Gaslight you into saying red is blue. If you can observe reality, you can't be a liberal. They are at odds with one another.
>>727701914>Buy more of a thing you dislikeIf anything they would've given us more woke Tawna
>>727702134>yeah thats 90% of what wokeness IS you retarded shill.No, that's what badly conceived content is. It has nothing to do with political activism and everything to do with having the player run through a stage for a third, fourth, fifth time for shit like N.Verted nonsense, N.Sanely Perfect relics, and requiring platinum time trial relics for 106%. It's padding of the worst kind. You'd know this if you had ever talked about the game itself for 5 minutes, or God forbid actually play it yourself.
>>727704329Which posts are the ones trying to redefine "woke?" I've only seen very common descriptions of it ITT
>>727702835-ly mediocre and hurt the IP so bad that Microsoft told Toys For Bob to fuck off forever.>>727703571Nu-Tawna's design is divisive but it was her horrible personality in the game that really sealed the deal in making her an unlikable character. Sure, she hardly had a personality originally, but she was definitely loving and showed affection towards Crash, two things that are completely GONE from Nu-Tawna. It's bizarre because her whole thing is that Crash and Coco straight up fucking died in her universe so she took up the action hero title, but what's the first she does upon seeing them alive again? Hit Crash in the fucking head and spends the rest of the game holding hands with Coco because girl power. She's quite the fucking jobber too for someone with a smug attitude. Then there's Catbat, the designated non-binary representation this franchise definitely needed, and that's a whole other can of worms.
>>727704082Crash Bandicoot 2 was woke for getting rid of her in the first place, and 3 was woke for continuing to ignore her, to say nothing of Wrath, Twinsanity, the portable games, etc. The only time she ever showed up again was that godawful Mario Party ripoff on the DS. Weird how you people never point this out.
Is funny that they tried to give us a classic Tawna skin and she still looks incredible unsexy sometimes just having big hips is not enough
>>727704329>no, the thread is about some shill trying to do the usual well poisoning with redefining the term woke, and autists having a slapfight with themSo you admit that constantly crying about nuTawna is merely a shilling tactic to amke people buy the game?
>>727704179I click random posts and call them shills and wokists trying to destroy white culture to draw attention to the goy tactics.
>>727704335Its literally looking out for their future at this point.SO MUCH of their bullshit has been proven to measurably harm a comany's products that their own history of being woke faggots is labeling them as rotten apples that will spoil the bunch.>poor work ethic>meaningless internet fights that drag the company into things>misreading the markets>bad products>ruining the workplace with activism>>727704412>"I-i-i-i-it has nothing to do with political activism">just straight up lying lmao>>727704491>ummmmm explain all my behavior and mistakes so I can better subvert you, mr evil 4channerlol.lmao.>Weird how you people-shill whataboutism. filtered.>>727704582>so u admit-shill nonsense. filtered.
>>727704506Tawna stopped existing after the first game. Are we really going to pretend that tawna was this beloved gaming icon?
>>727704513No, I actually agree with you there. They never should have tried to shelve her, them being embarrassed over having their own Jessica Rabbit is pathetic. But Coco is an OK peace offering, at least. And at least Twinsanity was allowed to tongue-in-cheek joke about her and her sexiness with Moulin Cortex.But going from Crash Team Racing just like a year before that repopularized the bandibabes into a game that decided to neuter Tawna instead of just hide her, that was a bitter pill.
>>727704179"Shill" is another one of those buzzwords that lost all meaning and is now just being used against anyone you disagree with. The same thing is happening with the term "jeet". I once made this post where I criticized Indians, but I still got called a jeet because there was one thing in the post that somebody disagreed with.
>>727704746>shill is so defeated they moved on to trying to say people shouldn't care about tawna at alllol
>>727704798>"Shill" is another one of those buzzwords that lost all meaning>"reeeee stop calling me out!"shill seething that their bullshit got recognizedfiltered.
>>727704814>>727704798
>>727704798Literally every popular buzzword on /v/, and everyone who casually uses them is at fault for what you're complaining about.
>>727704179It's a pajeet doing their usual thing on this site, he likely doesn't even know what the word means.
>>727704506>Crash and Coco straight up fucking died in her universe so she took up the action hero titleIt's actually worse than that. In her "Tawnaverse" she was the heroine somehow while Crash and Coco were her sidekicks....Who she got killed cause she sucks. I mean, how pathetic to get whupped by N Tropy? Not Cortex, Not Uka Uka but 2nd stringer N Tropy.On that note, shouldn't there have been alt versions of Aku Aku, Uka Uka, and Cortex? The whole side plot with alt-Tawna is just a giant plothole the more you think about it.
>>727704513A fat HR uggo in 1996 forcing the devs to replace a character because she's too sexy and hurts the image of muh wamen is the opposite of woke. Hope that helps.
>>727704893>>727704909>losers seething because they are getting filteredlol
>>727704814>>727704879>I don't like your opinion, so you're a shill!>How am I a shill, exactly?>HAH, SEE, THE SHILL IS SEETHING!What is this type of arguing called? It's literally something you can expect to hear from a kindergarten kid.
>>727704412nuTawna's mere existence proves that the entire dev team only cared about her, which is why everything else sucked. It looks like shit, sounds like shit, plays like shit, has horrible voice-acting and writing, rapes all the established lore, and that is 100% nuTawna's fault.
>>727705041>newfag outs himself as a newfagamazing
>>727704516The base model in general is fucking ugly, that's why.>big hipsThere are no hips there. Just a giant blotch of fat around the legs and waist. That's an overweight male.
>>727705041It's called he doesn't give a shit about what's being talked about and is here for attention and giggles. Notice he hasn't once mentioned the thread subject, only called as many people as he can his favorite word.
I guess we're at the point in the thread where the offboard invader realizes he can't successfully shift the narrative. It's all shitflinging from here on out!
>>727705204>samefagging AND lying while pretending he can see who is postinglmao
>>727705007>woke isn't woke when I say it isn't
>>727705238Pretty much.I wonder how they manage to get complete retards who are blindsided half the time.
>>727704798I still have no clue what "shill" ever meant in the first place. Every time I've seen somebody use it, it's only meant "person who likes something I don't".
>>727705180It's the fat and flesh that puts the curves on the body, anon. Do you think the skeleton is what makes curves?
i thought this was a crash threadin any case crash didnt died because of crash 4, crash died because activision refused to port nitro fueled to PC and made a shit mobile game, crash 4 being woke is just the tip in the shit sundae
>>727705371thats why newfags like you are supposed to shut up and lurk.you are infants who do not understand the language.now stop samefagging and report your failure to your boss.get a better job.
>>727705260>adding more buzzwords with each postCome on, anon, don't stop now, let's see tranny, kike, cuck, gook, and a few others in the next post.
>>727704516It's the face. It just screams 2006 Dreamworks movie reject. Gladys Sharp from Over The Hedge looking ass.
>>727705485>shill is melting down because he doesn't understand anythinglol
>>727705093>>727705461tourist
>>727705440>shill doing so badly he's desperately trying to change the topic and deflectThis is getting hilarious.
>>727705525>shill is so desperate he resorts to projectionlol>>727705532he is also so desperate he is starting to put a bit of truth in lmao
To think people don't understand that Crash doesn't work without having a hot girlfriend.>>727705410>Do you think the skeleton is what makes curves?Yes, that's why men don't have hips.
>>727705532its LITERALLY my first post are you fucking retarded?
>>727665759Wokeness raped its corpse. Sony killed Crash post 3.
>>727705617you are either lying or too new to understand what you did wrong lol.accept it happened and move on.the stuff about nitro fueled and the mobile game is perfectly correct all the same.posting early in a thread is very different from posting late into a slap fight.don't worry about it.
>>727705590>Right imageThat's it. That's literally the entirety of his characterization in Crash 4. Just being a bumbling retard constantly getting hurt in the background while Coco and Tawna are the competent ones and doing all the talking to advance the plot. Fuck Soys for Bob.
>>727705730You keep calling people newfags, but everybody can tell that you have not been here any longer than since 2020 at the earliest.
>>727705762*Left imageI'm retarded myself LOL
>>727705790>shill is still desperate to project
>>727680919are u retarded? can kids have a fukin childhood and see old school disney or do they have to be xposed to this mdoern cpaitalistic beyonce culture filth, maybe there are better things to add in a family movie no? i dont think that see ing forced gangbang at nine should be a comparison metric for anything you can always summon something more insane to make something dysfunctional seem good in comparison
>>727705762>>727705826You're forgiven...NOT!Anyway, the artist does great work. Naturally, he'll never find work in the gaming industry.
>>727705856Yeah, just keep repeating buzzwords and expose yourself as a newfag even more.
>>727705730>you are either lying or too new to understand what you did wrong lol.Faggot, fuck off with this shit
>>727705972Sure! How about you give up and fuck off out of this worthless job you are stuck in?AI will replace you anyways and then it will be banned as an automated spam bot.>>727706024don't get mad because YOU are new to barging into internet arguments, dude.
Too much masculinity in this art. Rest assured, the cancelled Crash 5 would've been much MUCH gayer.
>>727702835The PS2 one? It was forgettable.
>>727705590Tawna wasn't in 3 so yes he did perfectly fine without a girlfriend.
>>727705948Unfortunately it's all too common for fan artists to draw and understand Crash better than anybody at Activision could. Also I like that guys Tiny.
Good thread, folks. Top tier shitposting all around.
>>727706269>so yes he did perfectly fine without a girlfriend.its ok his sister is his gf
>>727706360l-lewd
>>727703815They need you to give them that inch...
>>727706315hope you have fun with the fanart.never got into the games when I was young but genuine crash threads are always cool.especially when that webm spammer got owned by someone who actually knew how to play the game
>>727703815Maybe if you stopped calling literally everything woke, you wouldn't have to be corrected about using the term incorrectly all the time.
Wokeness still killed Crash Bandicoot BTW.
>>727706456in loving memory
>>727706556maybe if you stopped trying to make "literally everything" woke we would call it out less :)thankfully most of you are getting fired
>>727705505Precisely. On the fucking nose.
Everyday, Sonic the Hedgehog fans look at Crash Bandicoot and say "Man, glad my franchise didn't go woke".
>>727706825So let me see if I understood this correctly. Since I pointed out that people frequently use the term "woke" incorrectly, I must be one of the ones trying to make things woke? How does that logic even work?
>>727707045Unfortunately, Ian absolutely would if he could. Main guy in charge of writing anything on the western side of globe is a huge lesbian fetishist and general lefty. Making comments about Shadow technically having 2 dads and shit. I think they put something in the water to make Californians this way.
>>727707045
>>727707149There's a specific type of poster on 4chan whose only goal is to place labels on you. It doesn't have to make sense, but as long as you say anything they don't like, you get this label. You saw it earlier with the guy who kept repeating "shill" and "newfag". This is the only thing that drives them.
>>727669765Zestygers.
>>727707321Sega mandates are a godsend. That's why the Sonic Prime version of Amy with a sideshave is a villain.
When the cartoonish bandicoot lady has different hair.
>>727707321>Making comments about Shadow technically having 2 dads and shitHe literally does, unless you're trying to say either Gerald or Black Doom is a woman.
>>727708158>He literally doesBecause he's a fucking test tube baby, not because gay family dynamics. How disingenuous.
>>727665759>"No, Nitro Fueled adding in microtransactions and live service shit post launch, IAT being a Battle.Net exclusive on PC or Crash Team Rumble being the next title that killed Crash it was Tauna getting a sidecut!"I genuinely hate you culture war faggots with every fiber of my being. Crash's resurgence was one of the most mismanaged things I've ever fucking witnessed and yet you dipshits will always crawl out of the woodwork to pretend that if Tauna was the same bimbo that dumped Crash in 1 that somehow the franchise would be alive. It's never that a game is shit, or that a project was ruined by higher ups with you people but rather that it's because of le woke as though that has any impact on anything else when there were so many issues at the goddamn pulsating mass pretending to be a heart.
>>727708321>TaunaOpinion discarded
>>727669765
>>727708227He was created by two men.
>>727708469>Tee hee, look at me being disingenuous!everyone is very impressed, anon
>>727707149>So let me see if I understood this correctlytranslation>Let me see if I can twist this into bullshitfiltered.>>727707632dude, we know when you are samefagging
>>727708534Can you point out where the woman was?
>>727708664Your mother when I fucked her. This was before she transitioned to your daddy #2, so it wasn't gay yet
>make own game>put toothpaste haired facial piercings covered can tell she's a feminist from a mile away character in it>have her be obnoxiously, overtly feminine, loves pink and ponies, heterosexual, extremely funny and pleasant to be around, easy to romance and talks frequently about wanting to become a housewife with kidsWould it work?
You're all gay.
>>727708392>"erm you misspelled a name so I don't have to acknowledge your point"My point, you fucking retard is that the shitty live service PVP Crash game wouldn't have sold any better if the fucking bat you all had a sperg out about wasn't in the game. People didn't buy CTR Nitro Fueled because of the playable trophy babes, people didn't avoid IAT because an alt timeline Tawna was an action hero, many just didn't want to buy it on Battle.Net which Activision was hypershilling at the time. All you culture war cronies do is obfuscate legitimate critique with your horseshit and make it impossible to ever complain about fucking anything without getting lumped in with you.
>>727665759I'd fuck her still
>>727708786it would result in hilarious ass pain all around.genuinely a good example of subverting expectations.
>>727708819>wouldn't have sold any better if the fucking bat you all had a sperg out about wasn't in the gamedude if you are gonna post blatant lies we aren't gonna give a shit about the rest of what you say.lurk moar.
>>727708786That's a more popular trope than you'd think. Gap moe is the term if memory serves
>>727701914kill yourself aquajeet
>>727708916Nigger I was there when your biggest complaints about Crash Team Rumble was the ugly ass non-binary bat. Only one lying here is you.
>>727709043>Nigger I was thereDoesn't magically make your lies truth.Nor will it make us give a shit.Filtered.
>>727708819Naw it was the Wokeness. It's ALWAYS the wokeness. You're only making excuses so they don't get rid of the WOKENESS. Man, I'm glad all you faggots are getting fired and replaced with AI.
>>727695593MY GOD
>>727702606How often do you think about transgenders anon?
>>727709169>"You saw it all? Still lying!"You are unironically the issue with video games for your willingness to ignore critical issues and cry about "le woke" this and "le woke" that. Keep thinking Tawna killed the franchise, you're only lying to yourself at this point. The only true shills in this thread are you and your ilk trying to defend Activision through obfuscation
>>727709572And Crash Bandicoot is still not allowed to have a girlfriend.
>>727709908notice how this faggot instantly decided to twist what I said so he could focus on something I didn't dispute?And now he gets to make a retarded blogpost about something that was never said, literally just fanfiction.all so he can avoid talking about the lie he told.
>>727665759Nah, 4 did solid numbers as far as we know, the issue is probably just Microsoft, as usual. It didn't do a bazillion dollars so it flopped, the devs are in the COD mines and Microsoft will bitch about how much they need more mid budget sized gamesAlso bet their stupid paid crash moba flopping killed any confidence they had in the brand, instead of showing them that if people want a platformer, they should make a platformer
>>727710026
You know, it's progress. Nobody in this thread has doubted that Crash Bandicoot is indeed DEAD. No cope about a new cartoon or a new game, just arguing over why he's dead.I guess that's progress.
>>727701401>>727701623>>727703608It's simply a Mary Sue, but used to refer depictions where they're leaders for no reason. Are you dumb? IDK, just stop being dumb. You'd definitely find issue if it were a Gary Stu instead.
>>727709908Woke is the ONLY issue that matters because it affects EVERYTHING. Mario Kart World is absolute trash because of how many women are in girlbossing all the men.
>>727711216Mary Sues are shown to be leaders all the time, so why this specific new made-up term for one specific aspect of a Mary Sue? Are you people going to start creating new words for every other aspect of Mary Sues?
>>727711857>Mary Sues are shown to be leaders all the time,This is literally not true
>>727704714>>727704335This also tells me something is coming down the pipe, and NuTawna is going to be present. Anyone slandering her is going to be attacked by the shills who are ready to make threads about the next Crash project when it's properly revealed Thursday.
>>727712619I wouldn't bet on it. Nevermind that Sonic already stole the thunder when it comes to kart racers this year, what would even be the point of having Beenox waste their time making another CTR?
>>727673496>annoying, floaty physics.>2D Mario is King btwKEK, tendies don't even know their games
>>727712997Anon, that's exactly WHY they're going to do it. Either that, or putting Crash and Coco in Crossworlds, and that would be a massive concession to a competing game when CTR was a beloved title and made Mario Kart look like a joke. Never mind Sonic R.
>>727666291Westoid scribbles...
>>727669765>>727666439Glad to see the kids are still getting their minds warped by sexy animals.
>>727712997>Beenox waste their time making another CTR?Beenox made the greatest kart racing ever, they making a new iteration is not a waste of time you fucking retard
>5 days till Crash 5 and CTR 2 get revealedI can't wait Crashbros
>>727713332The logic of that doesn't make sense. That would imply a new Crash kart racer was greenlit in reaction to Sonic Crossworlds. Naw, that's just retarded furthermore the two-three years needed in development time would mean the game is coming out in 2027-28. Way too early to announce a game.You have a better chance of them just porting the old PS1 games to modern consoles. And they just might if only to milk whatever money they can from the IP.
>>727709562You're one of the Three:>Bot>Shitposter/Trolling>Legitimate Culture War retard
>>727714253You forgot:>Brown
>>727689157>There's literally nothing woke about it>replacing the insane pyromaniac with a "le heckin wholesome chungus with a vaccuum cleaner" is not wokeNo FUCK YOU FAGGOTHE DOESN'T EVEN SOUND AUSTRALIAN ANYMORE. These retards forgot that Crash BANDICOOT is set in AUSTRALIA(well off the coast of Australia). Why did the DINGO/Crocodile hybrid became a fat fuck that sounds American? Why did they remove his flame thrower which would've been far more interesting to use than a gay ass vacuum? Oh right, because the faggot that "re-desigined" him wanted to reference his gay furry vore fetish.So don't you dare say "there's nothing woke" you lying niggerfaggot.
>>727693860>even the musiciansOne of the most lacking soundtracks in a Crash game ever. Nothing even close to Mancell's quality because they just got some random faggot with an imac to do the music.>level designerslazy shits that couldn't even be clear on what geometry is level and what geometry is setting. "Designers" that thought a good level is full of kaizo-tier precision bullshit when that's never been Crash's thing.Yes, they're all faggots that probably cared more about the gay bat or whatever than the game or they'd have done it right.
>>727696578>Coco always had tits>the "totally not woke" tfb faggots removed her titsHmm...>inb4 but she's Crash's little sisterYes, LITTLE as in YOUNGER that doesn't mean 8, you woke speds. She's always been a teenager with a developed body.
>>727714029He's saying that they're going to promote another Crash game, not necessarily a racer though that image you posted implies a racing game could be one of the upcoming games.Or it could be a PC port of NF.
>>727715184>kaizo-tier precision bullshit when that's never been Crash's thingYeah, the bridge levels never existed
>>727715590>a PC port of NF
>>727715590It might be too late to port NF as that game with microtransactions and no planned content drops would have to compete with Crossworlds
>>727715805>port NF as that game with microtransactionsI never understood people crying about microtansactions in CTRNF, they are not necessary at all to unlock stuff, you can get everything by just playing.
>>727715954Yeah, I know, but the fact they're there hurts the game optics. Any balance patch that affects coindrops will be questioned as a way to lead people into paying
>>727716045>Any balance patch that affects coindrops will be questioned as a way to lead people into payingBut that never happened...
>Shill defending microtransactions againCrash Team Racing Wumpa Coin breakdownAmount of coins for winning a race online: 30-80Max amount possible with weekend (2x) and wumpa time (5x) bonuses: 800 coinsTime spend in a race (not including loading screens): 5 minutesAmount of coins for doing ring rally: 25-68 x laps with max of 8Max amount of coins possible for Ring Rally with weekend bonus: 974Time spend in a ring rally (eight laps): 8 minutesAmount of coins needed to unlock everything in pitstop at minimum(bundles vs buying separately): 381975 coins381975/800 = 477.46875 [478]478 x 5 minutes = 2390 minutesAmount of time minimum to unlock by playing online: 39 HOURS and 50 MINUTES of just Electron Alley online while winning first place on weekends with Wumpa time.381975/974 = 392.1714579055441 [393]393 x 8 minutes = 3144 minutesAmount of time minimum to unlock by playing Ring Rally: 52 HOURS and 24 MINUTES of just Electron Alley on weekendsBiggest wumpa coin bundle purchasable: 40,000Cost of biggest wumpa coin bundle in USD (not including tax): $29.99 [30]381975/40000 = 9.549375 [10]Amount of money it costs to buy everything in the pitstop (without tax): $300 USDIt's actually worse than the above as you have to wait for item rotations in the pitstop, load times, and lobby times. This also doesn't include grinding/buying Nitro for Grand Prix items.
>>727716208Wasn't the rate of Wumpa Coins dropped overall nerfed to the ground the second they patched the MTX into the game?
>>727716208Wumpa coin generation was nerfed after launch after all the reviews came in. So much so that reviewers pointed it out afterwards.
>>727715668>bridge levels were kaizo-tier precissionWhy do you faggots lie? There's plenty of room for repositioning even on one plank.Not that you shills would know since you probably only played the remakes like a worthless bitch. You accidentally proved that by the way, retard. Next time don't go for a gotcha. Those things are great for exposing you as a lying faggot shill.Wrath of Cortex is the true Crash 4.
>>727672920Most normal people do.
>>727716335Yes, that's when our good friend and Bandibabe lover Brio came to us with a solution.
>>727689851Left Tawna reminds me of that guy that /cow/ would post about who wore terrifying face prosthetics to look like Goofy.
>>727703618>discourse that never happened>but it was real in my head
>>727714976what the fuck is this strange copypasta you do realize a flamethrower used to barbeque people is actually vore coded right
I ship Coco Bandicoot and Gex the Gecko
>>727717008No one believes you faggot. We all know Dingodile was pacified because woke retards couldn't handle adding a villainous psychopath to the main roster. They had to make him "reformed" and more "American"JUSTICE FOR AUSSIE PYROSBURGERS BELONG ON A BARBIQUE NOT IN GAME STUDIOS
>>727716408You can't seriously say the bridge levels let you reposition and then go and trash Crash 4 level design lmao. Just admit you suck at the game is not that big of a deal, you are way too tryhard is embarrassing
>>727666587SOUL>>727665759SOULLESS
>>727693346Oh shit wait OP was right the devs were woke as fuck LMAO
4 was still a blast to play and for anyone that enjoys a challenge in the classic style it was a gift.
>>727703608>>727703618>NO argument>REVEALED to be a seething leftist and bitches about /v/ as a whole for #notiiicingDONE.
>>727717743>he hasn't played Crash 1, or 2 or 3 and is trying to speak for everyone>he thinks he can just defend the abominable "level design" of Crash 8 while proving he's never touched the originals>ESL'd his last sentence badlyShill-kun, no one's taking your side. Just give up and fuck off back to your reddit hugbox.
>>727690680>levels were a slogan to playSome of us like having content, I had a blast
>>727718224>shill has just given up and is now pretending to be someone else that "loved" that broken piece of shit like a typical leftoidReally sad to see.
>>727717669>dingoderangement syndrome
>>727718305Nope I just joined the thread and I've played 1 to 4 over the years and enjoyed all of them. 4 was definitely better than 3
>>727665759Same with dead space. Amazing how retarded western devs are
>>727718305>>727718804>brokenAlso lmao at that notion. So you got filtered by real difficulty and probably hard to find boxes
>>727715703Don't get too cocky, Sonicfag. Crossworlds is still a side game, better hope the next mainline game isn't a flop.
i'd rather have a shitty girlboss Tawna than no Tawna at all
>>727702835It was ok, but definitely inferior to it's predecessors
>>727717567Nonce
>>727665759They should have made Isabella a Brunette instead of Blonde. Would have differentiate her more from Tawna (Besides being Italian)Captcha: WOPRM
>>727671412No????
>>727719123>I'd rather accept slop than not have something I love desecratedKill yourself shill
>>727717567Interesting, I ship her with Nina desu
>>727706556It really isnt that hard man. You labeled a certain kind of person a chud and labeled everything that a certain kind of person likes as chuddy, and now chudbros hang around drinking beers and dap each other up saying "whats up my chudda". Meanwhile you and everything you like and stand for are labeled woke and you... rankle at the term? Why not just own it?
>>727671412>>727720286Sony Interactive published N Sane Trilogy on PS4 in Japan, while Sega of Japan took care of publishing it on all the other consoles there. But Sega would solely later publish all three console versions of Nitro Fueled themselves in Japan. It's weird.
>>727721661>Japan
>>727665759Crash Bandicoot had been dead long before it became "woke". You know who wanted a new Crash game? Fucking nobody. The entire game concept is boring and was outdated the year it came out
>>727712619>>727712997>Okay, so Crash isn't dead and we can tell because the shills, er, I mean a certain number of "fans" are going off-script from the usual doomposting and culture war faggotry that have been the sole point of these threads for the past five years.>No, you have ulterior sinister motives for so much as being interested in a new Crash after having not gotten one since 2020.>We're getting a new game but it's going to suck and flop.>And even if it's a CTR 2, I don't even want it anyway. Beenox is much better served being forever stuck in the COD mines.The Crash fanbase is an absolute master class in schizophrenic goalpost-moving, paranoia, and gatekeeping.
>>727724023>le classic "shizo" bullshit
>>727724023>CTR2 made by Beenoxno one would hate since they did a great job>but with designs from toys for nogsNo one wants that. Give us the good designs from NF or don't give us anything. You already know if it's toys for nogs designs it'll be full of pozzed slop and the tranny bat would only be the start of it.
>>727704798Only a shill would ever make or post this image
>>727718170>NO! SHUT UP AND STOP CHALLENGING MY OPINION YOU DISAGREE WITH!>GO BACK TO YOUR SAFE SPACE SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR YOU! SNOWFLAKE!
>>727693860>"Is it attacking the white man?! Is it destroying the white civilization!?You people wake up with intent to subvert the WHITE ideal and have the gall to pretend we dont know what the fuck you're doing.
>>727726907For all I know, maybe that guy really is an undercover subverter so I can't truthfully speak for him but sometimes, and I mean SOMETIMES, you have to take a deep breath and realize that "wokeness" is just another example of our current time's trends and that we will look back on examples of it in our entertainment media once it's dead much like how those who are sane can still find enjoyment in those old 40s-60s cartoons despite having "problematic" imagery and themes by our modern standards like blackface and the like.I judge every example of "wokeness" on a case-by-case basis and then evaluate how evil and destructive it is before I make the choice to still partake in the media it's in. Tawna being a girlboss is just something that you can't expect people to be viscerally angry about all the time as we're not only used to it going as far back as the 90s but it's just enough a silly and fictional concept for many of us to not take seriously in an already zany IP like Crash. How far do you take this? Shouldn't you also be against Nitro-Fueled because Activisim put little announcements below the menu about "anti-hate" and tolerance? Even the perfect and faithful Crash game was released, will you not support it because there are open leftists on the team? Shit, man. You're going to give yourself a heart attack some day.
>>727728064>it's just enough a silly and fictional concept for many of us to not take seriously in an already zany IP like CrashBut they changed what Crash was. Or have you seriously just been taking all the Anons shitting on nu-Tawna as that being the exclusive issue. Crash 8 is NOT Warner Bros. style zany. It's this lame, modern Disney style that doesn't understand equal opportunity, karma or even how to use one liners and quips so it feels off to any actual Crash fans. The entire game is not purely Crash more than just on the surface and those issues are precisely because the devs are woke.While it obviously wasn't the same level of flop as it, Crash 8 was the Concord of the Crash series. You claim "Even the perfect and faithful Crash game was released" but that is in itself impossible because even game design ideals for these retards is defined by their sociopolitical ideologies. They don't understand simple things like clarity or distinction in environment because like gender they see it as a spectrum. Things that SHOULD be binary or obvious they can't see because their ideology dictates they aren't allowed to see it.Even if there was no distinctly woke character designs the actual game itself is compromised.Perfect example of this is the most recent Halo. They hired a game designer who was in charge of making the shooting feel good. He openly stated that he hated guns and found even Halo's sci-fi guns to just BARELY be acceptable but honestly not really.That faggot is why Halo Infinite's gunplay is an abomination. He didn't put any fag flags around. Nor did he put in a tranny NPC. He was in charge of gunplay and his ideology ensured it would be awful.Stop with your moral posturing and be honest for once in your life. Oh right, your ideology forbids honesty.
>>727669765>Its fucking crazy this is in a kids movieThis says more about you than the people who made the movie.
>>727665759For me it's Coco.
>>727728064>Dyke Tawna being a ridiculous, stupid addition to Crash is okay because the games are silly to begin with.This is what kills any media. Crash's inherently goofy tone doesn't mean it's open to retarded decisions from people that don't understand the source material. >>727729051TRVTH NVKE.Destroyed that retard.
>>727665759Crash died when Sony/Universals partnership ended.Which was why Jak 1 was shit compared to the og Crash games because Universal didn't back them up
>>727729051I just don't think it's the most offensively bad interpretation of Crash after how much he's been remade after being tossed around like a hot potato between different devs over the years. If you don't like the level design and game mechanics then they can always improve on them and that's a much easier wheel to reinvent than giving him yet another makeover. Nothing TFB does in the art department will be as bad as how the characters looked in the CotT and MoM games.And as for everything you said about TFB's "ideology" preventing them from improving on so much as the gameplay, that's a pure baseless assumption. They've only had the chance to make one Crash game for their first time, Rumble being made into a MOBA was on the part of the higher ups, and the cancelled Crash 5 concepts show that TFB wanted to include more fan-favorite Crash content from Tiny, Pinstripe, and the Academy of Evil. And after all the criticisms and learning experience they've gained from IAT, we can't say for sure that another Crash game by them is going to be of the same quality.>Stop with your moral posturing and be honest for once in your life. Oh right, your ideology forbids honesty.I think you've made up your mind since 2020 and nothing short of firebombing TFB's studio would convince you that I'm not "one of them". Let's just agree to disagree.
>>727730062 Honestly, agreed, CTRNF had the perfect chance to go full PS2-era fever dream with that roster and they pulled their punches. Imagine blasting through Thunder Struck in a Ratchet-hover car while Jak yells cheesy edge-lord quips over the engine roar. Or dropping a blue shell knockoff on Cortex while Sly Cooper does a little barrel roll. Missed potential is putting it lightly. Hell, if Mario Kart can throw in Link and Isabelle, there's no reason we couldn't get Gex in a kart snarking one-liners about 90s television or even Ape Escape’s Spike tossing banana peels. C’mon, we could’ve had a PS All-Stars redemption arc in kart form.
>>727717567Gex only fucks human females.
>>727731006>the cancelled Crash 5 concepts show that TFB wanted to include more fan-favorite Crash content from Tiny, Pinstripe, and the Academy of Evil.Wow! It's almost like they should have done that in the first place instead of making a boring, unoriginal retread of Warped's time travel plot with copy pasted boss fights from the original trilogy, and NONE of the fan favorite mutant characters to be seen, except for Dingodile who received the biggest character assassination since Tiny back in Crash of the Titans.>this kills the game franchise
>>727731006>They've only had the chance to make one Crash game for their first timeYou're forgetting something though. They worked on Spyro before that and would you look at that. EVERY SINGLE FAILING found in Crash 4 is present in their technologically inferior "remake" so NO they didn't learn anything, they are incapable of learning, we have proof of that being the case. They have no understanding of good environment design for games. Do not understand what readability and good color use are. You could have them read pic-related over and over and they still won't understand it
>>727703879you need to learn that you'll never win an argument with a retarded strawman
Nothing says this site is totally dead more than the fact that culture war ragebait /v/ threads now stay up for nearly a full day
>>727733203No one will ever support toys for nogs. They're god awful "devs"
>>727728064>you can't expect people to be viscerally angry about all the timenobody was saying that.
>>727665759Keep repeating that. I'm sure, say, a few thousand new threads makes it true.
>>727716923I love this, every time it's pointed out that something happened the people who did it start denying it happened. Happens with every game.
>>727736260Did you forget where we are? /v/irgins take everything and manufacture outrage over it solely to keep themselves pissed off.
