Now that metroid prime 4 has crashed and burned recommend some indie alternatives
>>727671239What if it was called Metroid Prime 4 Boyoing instead and the whole game is pressing A to make Samus lift her shirt and when her big tits fall out a BOYOIOIOIYOING sound effect plays
>>727671367NINTENDOOOO
>>727671239MP4 is Nintendo’s Concord. The story is so bad, how did Nintendo approve it.>they explain that Samus Energy tank are testosterone pills because she transitioning>her love interest is a half black half alien woman with a beard and mustache>Samus starts convincing herself that her parents deserve to die, and Ridley did nothing wrong because her parents were racist>there’s a dance number, and license rap music playing, with Samus twerkingIt really is over
>>727671745BOYOIOIOIOING
>>727671239There are no metroids in the metroidvania genre.
>>727671239>crashed and burnedLMAOLOL EVEN
>>727671239>indie prime cloneswhat reality are you from?
>>727671239Why is someone flooding /v/ with these ChatGPT made responses to why Prime 4 is dooming Nintendo as we know it so much
>>727671239>Now that metroid prime 4 has crashed and burnedI want it to flop but I don't see anything.$100m budget excluding marketing shouldn't be that hard to beat, but it has to make 2x ROI for the game to be really be a 'success'.We won't have any numbers to go by other than what they tell us. Have they not put out celebratory PR statements about how many millions it sold?
>>727672963erm I remember a couple of boomer games with metroid scanning mechanics
>>727671239>Now that metroid prime 4 has crashed and burned
>>727671239it didn't crash and burn, it turned into fire emblem post awakening and xeno series after 2
>>727673229Jeets and SEAniggers grifting, that's why
>>727671239There's nothing like prime. Prey 2017 is as close as you'll get but it's better in most ways.
>>727671239Metroidoids...
>>727677656do you even know what grifting means? Or are you just using it interchangeably for a different word because it's the newest buzzword and you heard your favorite grifttuber using it so you gotta get in on using your new toyGod you're pathetic
>>727676185The fact that it has a single positive review is just baffling. Its garbage, theres literally not one single good moment in the whole game. What are these positive reviews about? It makes no sense?
>>727671239play this kino
