>Metroid Prime 4 is shitAdmit it. You felt something here.
I've never seen a statement that beings with "admit it" that ended up being in the least bit true.
>>727678986This.
>>727679153Where did the narrative of pairing Samus with the loser from Halo? At least Prime 4, once the discussion calms down, will receive its redemption as a good game, as happened with Fusion and Dread. But Halo games today are in the trash can.
Felt what where
>>727679303>Where did the narrative of pairing Samus with the loser from Halo?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErUThis shit is old as hell. It's understandable since you're a zoomer but during halo's peak the two were paired constantly.
>>727679303Its old internet kino.TLDR:>Halo comes out in 2001>Prime in 2002>"wowzers! These two FPS characters have a lot in common!" - the internet>fan art explosion>few years later picrel comes out>fan art goes thermo nuclearGood, better times.
>>727678921>mfw the System Shock Remake is more of a traditional metroidvania than Metroid Prime 4
Game is alright, i was really enjoying it until the endgame, it crumbles hard there.I wish the zones weren't linear, that there were no troopers and that the combat / movement was like prime 1/2.Also fuck that boring ass desert.
>>727679459>This shit is old as hellPerhaps it made sense at the time, but not anymore. Yet there are still some who try to force that obsolete narrative.
>>727679303Metroid Chads love Haloid. Halo Bros love Haloid.It was only ever Nintendo console war faggots that seethed.Its so wholesome that it makes faggots out themselves in rage.
>>727679520System shock is excessively slow. I would struggle to consider it a Metroid.
>>727679558It still makes sense because nothing after 2007 matters in either series. We are talking about dead franchises, zoomers who were barely alive shouldn't care about either.
>>727679486lol with AI we have infinity more of anything we wantwe can make whole fight video in ai that suprass this old crap
>>727679520>SSRkino af
>>727679610>Metroid Chads love Haloid. Halo Bros love HaloidIt seems more like Halocuck is trying to latch onto a franchise that is still iconic in order to try to regain the mystique they lost due to bad decisions.
>>727679303why wouldnt they be paired? they are both super mutant humans who have to save humanity or some shit but never experienced actual human warmth
>>727679558>t.senseless gen alphoid seethe
>>727679717Doomguy is better
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>>727679768doomguy isnt really a character. also i dont follow the nu doom shit but i'm pretty sure he was just supposed to be a regular space marine not some jacked up genetic experiment
>>727679610>It was only ever Nintendo console war faggots that seethedThe only one who acts like that is Harman Smith.
>>727679789Samus with Doomguy is based, Samus with le ebin DOOMslayer is cringe.
>>727679680>nothing after 2007 matters in either series.Based truth nuke.
>>727679768This retard really is 16 years old.
>>727678921But that was the best part of the zone when the music kicks in
>>727679612I would compare the pace of SSR to Prime 2 since both have a slow pace and big, hard as balls areas to navigate through
>>727679486wait wtf, why is john halo a fucking girl?
>>727678921I felt like part of this area was just them needing to fill time and thus they made you traverse it with almost no enemy encounters before you 'wake it up'. And afterwards you just backtrack through it but fighting the same enemy you already fought in the first area of the game.Why are people glazing this place again?
>>727679685Monty Oum's choreography can't even be topped by human animators tho.
Is there less scanning? Scanning ruined the other entries for me.
>>727678921I'm your average nintendo fan and the only thing I felt at this moment was the dildo in my ass.
>>727679715>muh heckin' brand!Ok Nin-friendo
>>727679768Reddit
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>>727679717>both orphans>both abducted>both genetically molested>both becone super soldiers>both were landmark fps icons>both say little to nothing>both are love retardedAnd their kids would be aryan chads
I never had a single moment of joy or fun throughout the entire game. Its garbage and it never for a secind feels anything like metroid. Its the worst game ever made. This generations atari ET.
>>727679789Even the remake art looks souless kek
>>727679303Prime 4 is absolute dogshit slop and history will remember it as such.
Spending years and years and at least one restart to work to make a new Prime game only to have everyone point and laugh at it has to suck.
>>727679872>5ft 8 rage retardNope. Doomguy is basrd. But romance fucks up what is cool about him. Doomguy is a man so infinitely angry that he probably eats his breakfast with clenched fists.He is cool because his entire character is>AAAAAAGGGGH!!! KILL!!!! DAISY!!! AAAAAGGGH!to give him any love intrest you'd have to so fundamentally change him that he wouldn't be cool anymore.Samus and Chief just click.
>Doomguy is basrdDESIGNATED
>>727680082Non canon DOA Nicole e2hwhsaster egg.
>>727680935you have to understand though that just because they are so similiar doesnt mean they would work well together. for example if you as an autist dont have a gf that kinda fixes you then it will either crumble or just be like a toxic relationship. i mean a relationship were both say little to nothing and are mentally not developed, do you really see that flourishing?
>>727681495why did he cop out of the perfect moment? what a faggot.
>>727681507i asked grok about it and it concurs lmao
>>727678921I saw that it's a dead end with spider ball tracks which I didn't have yet leading to a small upgrade so I'll have later go there again only to get it. Prime artifact hunt wasn't good but it gave you at least a reason to revisit the areas and if you knew your way around you could collect everything in one go. This is just nonsensical padding with the most loveless upgrade placement ever.
>>727681507That's where you're wrong. Chief and Samus have subtle but distinct personalities. He is >stoic/smartassShe is>stoic/irritableSo what you end up with is them balancing each other out. Chief would help her kill Ridley, and keep her from having a breakdown, she would violently murder everyone at ONI Section 3, without Chief even knowing.
>>727681646>chief sex drive reducedDismissed. This is why AI posting makes you look retarded.
>>727678921The place with yet another so painfully formulaic music track starting after making the turbine spin that you ponder if it was made by an AI? It doesn't even fit the area. And then you kill 639915 monsters in corridors with fart noises in the background whenever they are on screen? Yeah I felt something. Second hand embarrassment for the devs.
>>727679789this only became a thing around the time halo 3 was popular. Gamers used to argue about samus and doomguy ever since soon 2 wads were unofficially considered cannon. 4Chan used to despise everything halo stood for, but you normalfags that think xbox was gods gift in your teens only recently learned that being edgy is the default 'cool guy' response from ostracised retards, and now that you're too stupid to understand why you're annoyingly brick-headed, you come here and pretend to fit in by being the overwhelming majority.You are hated here too, you just keep talking so much that you can't let the learning material be heard.
>>727683558That's a lot of delusional cope, fren.
>>727683737>reinforces exactly what I said>"ur wrong see?"Keep sucking
>>727683558>only became a thing by halo 3Started in 2002.>gayloU got cucked at Macworld lol>console war screechingKek>u stinky!No u!>let me educate you.exeI can smell your funko collection from here basedboy
>>727678921>Sylux game>The parts with the other cool bounty hunter sniper are great The space sun worshipper is alright. But this game wouldve been better If all that escort mission crap with literal whos were done with a bergrudgingly pissed off Sylux who was forced to co op with Samoose
>>727684671I genuinely don't understand what you're saying.>arbitrary early 00's doesn't include '02You think funko is loser shit because you assign it to reddit, you think reddit is shit because you identify with 4chan. You're behaving as the redditor on an alternative platform with arguably tighter grip.If I cared about you I would beg you to seek mental repair but it's more important that we get this over with;REDDIT TIER UGHHHHH im based, grok said so. fucking.... IPHONES!
>>727684972>essay>false empathy signalling>funko defenceThis you?
>>727685131I did none of those things. Do you need me to post an image of a basedjack with a dented head to make my point?
>>727685262Nah, just write me a note on the back of your Funko Pop receipt. Use a glitter pen.
>>727680975Sure ranjeet
Really not a fan of using the meme homing beam during boss fightsplease tell me they drop this shit after the second time
>>727685439>more side signallingone day you will figure out why nobody is willing to act chummy with you
>>727685494Cope. All you want. If I need to talk to a redditnigger to use my beam upgrade then the game is worthless dogshit slop.
>>727679685sure, in 10 years maybe. 5 if we are being optimistic, or 2 if long-scene consistency issue of AI is somehow solved miraculously fast. but right now AI animations are at best "decent" in very short spurts.also stop being a jeet about AI and bringing it up unprompted, it doesn't make you look smart.
>>727679303Prime 4 won't dethrone other m for last place but it is in a fierce competition with prime 3 for second to last.
>Protagonist goes to a new area>NPCs from that area give exposition >Protagonist gets an equipment upgrade which unlocks parts of the area, as a tutorial for the item>Protagonist kills boss of that area with said upgrade>Open world has self-contained instanced areas with no tie to the rest of the world, and are basically self-contained puzzle levelsDid I just describe Metroid Prime 4, Donkey Kong Bananza, or Breath of the Wild?
>>727679789That's not doomguy, that's soifag from ZOOM2016
>>727679680>2007Is that when Other M released?
>>727679685>brownoid nigger (to say nothing about the colour of your skin) can't appreciate something, as silly as it may be, imbued with the fullness of the human soul because he doesn't have one of his ownHuh
>>727678921I haven't played it yet. Does Ryujinx run it well?
>>727686424RyujiNX blackscreens for meHad to use one of the yuzu forks instead
Theres parts of it that are good. But the overall experience is bad. Similar to something like Zelda Skyward Sword or Twilight Princess in a way.
You were wrong again /v/
>>727687169not so fastit's dropping
Anyone have a save file they could share? Don't care how far in it is, game hard crashes for me when trying to enter The Forge for the first time.
>>727687470emulator bug, giving you a save isn't going to help
>>727687568Can someone who isn't an Indian being paid to drive up traffic revenue on site actually give a response?
>>727687741the same thing happened to me anon, I just ended up installing it on my hacked switch and restoring the save into the game with checkpoint
>>727687470Nevermind, found one on Gbatemp after you get the bike. For some reason going back to the Forge now is okay, maybe some weird emulator issue where you can't access it the first time on some builds?>>727687568Oh whaddya know, it did work.
>>727687262chuds WINNING
