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>>727681292loosks like panna cotta with boba
Boba? More like 'booba'. Am I right fellas? Lol
Drink coffeeNo weedNo alcohol
>>727681730>bialettiIm more of an espresso guy but still based
>>727681292>the fucking yum cha closest to work doesnt do tofu fa
>>727681909>Chinaman grinds Turkish coffee.webm
>>727681292
>>727681730>le alzheimer coffeesorry, no!
>>727682420Coffee autists are like audiophiles
>>727682420High contender for one of the most pretentious webms of all time.
>>727682420>all that autism just to get a regular esspresso
>>727682420>roasting coffee and using it immediately for a shotfucking retard
>>727682420>how about a cup of coffee?>sure, let me just get the ol' Allen key out
>>727682601i dont understand coffeewhy is that bad?
>>727682420lol at this specific moment
>>727681909
>>727682806He had to activate the coffee beans
>>727682420so this is what gay people drink
>>727682734when you roast coffee it produces CO2. You should let it gas out for a week or two before using otherwise you get a lot of crema, which you can see at the end of the webm. crema might look nice but its bitter and ruins a good espresso. A little on top is fine but not like this
>>727682806>>727682960its done to reduce static/coffe grounds staying in the grinder
>>727682420>all the peasantcucks offended at the idea of someone going through all that effort to make coffeeFags. It does seem a little tedious but cool nonetheless. I wonder how it tastes.
>>727681535its taho
>>727683451?
>>727682420he cut out the part where he adds milk and sugar to it to make autismos seethe
>>727683479>I wonder how it tastes.Presumably like coffee.
>>727683610pretty much
>>727683736Well, it is coffee so I'd be very surprised if it doesn't taste like it. But there might be some difference to coffee made with so much preparation in the same way a steak made by a michelin star chef might taste different from one you cook at home.
>>727681909Why doesn't he get a bigger bowl? He's just wasting product and letting them critters run away.
>>727682420Espresso is disgusting, drink real coffee instead.
>>727682564>crying audiofag in you're path
>>727681730>>727682420Cofvee chads
>>727683110But I fucking love c02
>>727684196>1080x1920obnoxious
>>727683451
>>727682420there must be a better way to squeeze coffee beans
>>727684196>I can pretend I'm a chemist while I boil my muddy water using my expensive muddy water toys
>>727684196I imagine actual chemistry would be a lot more exciting.
>>727684196i would love to drink that but it's way too much work for a fucking beverage
it just werks
>>727682420Can't be bothered to do more than using a hand burr grinder and weighing the beansMakes good enough coffee
>>727681535mario if he meal
>>727682096That would be $40 for a real italian experience.
>>727684196>science projectdo basedcucks really
>>727682806>not spraying air conditioner on his coffeeI prefer my coffee fresh.
>>727684196>but here's the thingthe sentence fragment that immediately announces the following text will be some variant of 'but outsiders are all poopy stupid pants and we are smol uwu brave beans who see past the bullcr*p and its a hobby and we are a supportive community and'
>>727682564There's that Japanese bartender webm which is the champion, and I don't think this can even compete.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE
>>727681730This but capsule coffee
>>727682420Somehow the gayest thing here is the glass.
>mfw ramming down instant coffee woth 0% milk every dayshit but gets the job done.
>>727684742I recently got pic related and its pretty banging.
>>727684742It doesn't thoughbeit
tea >>>>>>>>>> iced coffee >>>>>>>>>> coffee
>>727685597Why do we allow the Bri*ish on this board?
...based on the fact that you're doing the 'aw shucks it's just a hobby :) no big deal :) fairly freaking chill :) :) :)' bullshit when you've clearly spent upper three, maybe four figures in currency on your 'just want to wake up in the morning' equipment.
>>727685712>only brits drink tea*holding a mike to your face* no no, go on. You were saying...?
>>727681292yum
>>727682420>*sips* yeah umm I dont like coffee
>>727685821*grabs you by the throat*Back the fuck off?!?!
>>727685821If you drink tea, you're a cuck. Simple as. *drops mic*
>>727682420>>727685764Tryint to operate the needlessly complicated machinery seems to be the thing that would wake you up, not the caffeine.
>>727684742based and true
>>727686003why do americans buy their spices in those retarded fucking restaurant tubes instead of sachetes
>get instant coffee from a run down petrol station, probably has bits of cockroach in it and is only 75% real coffee bean grounds>tastes like coffee>get a €40 a cup barista 5 stars mega fancy coffee made from beans fermented out of a lynx’s asshole and dry roasted on top of a volcano during a cytokine storm during a full moon or some shit>tastes like coffee
>>727686340im still there, but i can tell there is a difference between the bought beans and ground coffee from our machine and instant coffee. the difference is i live in australia and for some reason good coffee is a thing here, and i dont give a fuck how good coffee is im omad so i have black coffee
>>727686003>KerrygoldMODS PLEASE EXTERMINATE THIS RACIST DUMPSTER FIRE PIECE OF SHIT
>>727686648yeah man. as long as it doesnt taste burnt or taste like chemicals or some shit it can be literal tree bark for all i care, as long as it has a kick of caffeine and has a coffee taste
>>727682420looks fun
>>727684196>hobbies like golf or video gameslmao>the coffee it produces is not far and above other brewing methodsuhhh coffecucks he just admitted it isn't any better
>>727686740you can be racist towards margerine now? how is that offensivet. bog nigger himself
>>727683451Sõylent milk is people
>>727686740What the fuck
>>727682420Yeah I'll just mix me an instant coffee
>>727684196this is the coffee equivalent of customizing the facial features of your elden ring character despite wearing a full face helmet throughout the entire gamethis is raw passion on full display
>>727682420This webm sure made third world poorfags seethe from jealousy huh
>>727686836(tw: racism) It's very important that you feel safe when people are being mean about Irish b*tter online. You're welcome, Paddy.
>>727686292
>>727681292>S(he) doesn't consume the heavenly Jiaozimiss me with that gay shit
>>727686918Ohhhhh no you're not going to use a video game analogy while we're discussing food. Mods?
>>727687037tumblrites spreading to the wider internet and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>727686765i gotta say though, holy shit i went to canada last year and had a coffee pot instant coffee and NAHHH i get it, absolute actual garbage water that had nothing to itand that was some fuckin supposed to be vanilla bean coffee shit with a shot in it, that tasted like a qtr of a shot
>>727686740For a moment I thought Kerrygold was being cancelled for some bullshit.Kerrygold > Lurpak
>>727681730What's this device?
>>727687324I believe it's a coffee percolator.
>>727687294Literal slop
>>727687294>so what do you want with your chips amigo?>SI!!!!!!!!!
>>727687567thinkin bout thos Beans
>>727687567ive done this before and it was fucking sickthough the loaf of bread was ciabatta (and it was like 3 cans of beans from heinz) but holy fuck it made me realise that the rice and beans thing was real
>>727682420I recently tested some supposedly "premium" coffee and Starbucks is still so much better is not even funny.I fucking hate these people. Their whole hobby and personality consists of basically pretending shit is more complex that it really is.Same shit with any other kind of "'-phile". Annoying cunts.
>>727682420luv me an expresso. givvusat. Only 6 sugars wif me milk EXTRA HOT but dont stir it im sweet enuff already
>>727687821>pedophiles catching flak for no reasonyea ok
>>727687821starbucks is not better im not disputing premium coffee isnt a meme, but starbucks has a retarded level of sugar its not anything but a sweet drink, its like drinking fairy floss but with more calories
>>727687801>rice and beans thing?
>>727687579where the fuck do you think the word "slop" came from?
>>727687779
>>727687946what do you mean ? ?
>>727687779he really wasn't kidding
>>727688071what rice and beans thing?
>>727688037>heh it's one of those 'look at the savages ironically making objectively stupid/unpleasant food' videos, she won't actually->-oh
>>727687779Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.
>>727688037>gefilte french
>>727687779looks like a quality british carbonara. fuck EYEtalians ill cook it how i want
>>727684196i just boil water in a kettle and pour it over some coffee groundswho has time for all that shit.
>>727687946you can live off rice and beans as long as you get some fruit in the weekits the ultimate "i wish there was a paste to live off" meme test, everyone can do this right now, turns out food is a pretty important part of enjoying life
>>727687779I'd rather just make it the normal way honestly, frying up some bacon while the noodles boil isn't THAT much more effort
>>727688512> no lettuce> no tomatoes> no picklesdamn amerislop is soilless
>>727688481ah ok that's what I thought you meant but wasn't sure. I should probably start doing that. I'm almost out of money
>>727685032Yes.
>>727688538yeah but, you see, negative attention is a form of attention that still makes your engagement metric look good
>>727682839is there a creature the chinese do not get off on torturing
>>727687779The heat of the pasta cooks the egg.
>>727687926Sorry, those get a pass>>727687935By "Starbucks" I mean regular, pour-over ground and roasted supermsrket coffee like picrel, not their sugary garbage.Pike Place shits all over gay """specialty""" coffees.
>>727681730>coffee fags somehow managed to surpass audiophiles in faggotrybravo
>>727688617nah, unless you're doing well giving up the pleasure of food is a good way to unravel yourselfits also for sure not the biggest expense for most people who complain about finances
>>727684196I mean, I get where he is coming from, but I need to rush out at 7AM to get to work. Cannot spend 2 hours just to prepare my damn coffee.
>water>ice>sugar>a spoon of this>milk if it's paydayit's literally all you need
>>727688742mmmm oil
>>727684450lol first thing i thought of
>>727688958>decafWhat's the point?
>>727688617getting a rice cooker makes cooking rice hilariously fail proof too like near retard levels, just yeah don't do it all the time, if you have money spend that shit on some good grub don't torture yourself.
I fucking hate third-worlders.
>>727686292these are sold in every single grocery store I've ever been to, i dont know why you think we dont use these but probably because youre poor and dont have a lot of options in your stores.
I love coffee cus it makes me poop. Did some aeropressing but it's just, awful, mom was being weak, got a coffee machine
>>727688037>Trust me, I know everything about Earth cuisine
Day-long game sess
>>727682839What even is that? NGL they look kind of tasty once they've gone red.
>>727689480Some sort of stickbug I think
>>727682420>>727684196i drink this
>>727686292The better question is who buys overpriced 8 grams packages when you can buy more for far cheaper on specialized stores.
>>727689610>instant decafThis is like that caffeine free sugar free coke. You get none of the good parts with none of the benefits.
>>727689519likes won't feed your family sergio
>>727688512that's a fairly small portion for an average sized gamer, i'd say
>>727682420reminded me of this
>>727689916So, uh, are the customers supposed to just lick it off the table?
>>727688360>>727689294kek
>>727689949>yt peepoomg they be eating rotten fish (+piss) with deym hands pog vikings n shiet WE WUZ YT VIKANGZ>black peopleUgh disgusting, uncivilized. Hypocrisy at it's finest
>>727681730>>727684196Anything more than using a french press or grinding your own beans to get slightly better tasting coffee is just pure autism. Anyone who drinks espresso of any kind instead of regular coffee is a faggot.
>>727689108American site, motherfucker.Gtfo
>>727689916What the fuck how did those drops turn into squares? I liked seeing them place them.
>>727690101UHHH it's ART. Not some comsumerist bullshit for the "customer".
>>727687856I hope you bleed
>>727684742*favela noises intensifies*
>>727688742
>>727681909Roaches don't drown that quickly. There is a significant amount of poison in that product.
>>727689949Uma delicia
>>727688037>When the video showed a cat for a second
>>727682420Looks cool but imagine the cleaning, maintaining, and the amount of time just to get a single cup of coffee.
>>727687779>the heat of the microplastics cook ur balls
>>727689949>wypipo don be seasonin dey velociraptor
>>727688512i like to eat only fries, they are the best part
>>727690962>Looks coolIf you're a flaming homossexual with an asshole hungry for nigger dicks, sure
>>727691053No drink? Do you enjoy choking?
>>727691159i said eat, i like some 7up or cokeAlso i like ketchup but a lot of times i eat my fries with mayo
My GAMING fuel is> gluten free> dairy free> meat freerate my ultimate pizzagives me enough energy to pwn newbs
>>727691257and don't forget cruelty-free cocoa beans dessert pizza
>>727687073>pinch of salt>some chili powder>some cumin>some garlic powderThis is all you need for basic bitch taco seasoning that costs you less than a penny each time you make tacos, with room to add more spices and experiment. I'll never understand people who pay $1 for those packages.
>>727681292it gotta be cheaper to not cook the boba in brown sugar/syrup?
>>727682806youtuberman said i have to spray otherwise it is ruined
>>727689519His fat, homely wife with braces at 50 years old usually makes better stuff.
>>727690101yes arte
>>727691312>when you order pizza in India
i only drink white monster but should i try coffee? i really tried liking tea but its not for me
>>727684196>lets make breakfast>from egg to chicken to boiled egg
>>727691445>make tacos once in a blue moon, wasted chilli/cumin/garlic bottles of spice
>>727687779>missing the crispy guanchale bits
>>727685124kino
>>727689949Ni la IA se atrevio a tanto
>>727682420this one truly triggered anons
>>727682420drinking a light ass roast so fresh is just going to taste like paper and popcorn
>>727682420I got my dad a delonghi machine for his bd last year. So far I am the one who uses the espresso machine the most. I dare to say that a freshly roasted and ground espresso coffee is completely different. Still that shit is way too much but that dude may be on to something because I can't never make the bottomless espresso thingy to make a single stream of coffee with foam. It always sprays around making a mess and producing no yummy foam, so i have to use the default espresso cup thingy
>>727691257taste free
>>727691831Surely you can find some other dishes to use those spices in, right? You are seasoning food to a basic degree when you cook, aren't you?
>fag drinking his express shot>hes sipping it instead of shooting it
>>727692653>You are seasoning foodAnd there it is.
>>727689783KILL HIM
I need me some brazilian pizza monstrosity webms. Hook it up, joao.
>watching YouTube shorts of an ex inmate cooking prison ‘food’>it all looks fucking gross but man is it fascinating
>>727685032Their minds never left high school
>>727684196I just have a grinder and a mokapot, ezpz
>>727682495what
>>727692653yessalt
>>727690496I must have missed that post in the thread, can you show me where the fish are
>>727690858Likely borax or something similar.Bugs are actually not that hard to kill, the problem is the way to ensure they get dosed and the fact they are small, can fit anywhere and are fast. Hence why we tend to use aerosol poison that can kill men if exposed for long enough to kill just a few small bugs.A pail of borax water can kill any bug since it dries their exos and destroys their organs if ingested. Those turks only need to fall on the borax water to get their breathing pores completely fucked by the borax solution and any water they ingest by trying to swim will kill them faster. Notice that at the end their shells were completely dry after just some time on the sun.
>>727682420coffee is fucking gross
>>727682420>PC builders be like
>>727686740Also illegal in Wisconsin
>>727692824Huh?
>>727684450God cyberbully posting was so fucking fun when it dropped.
>>727693260You must be 18 to post here
>>727688037i refuse to believe this is real
>>727686292Not burger but i buy my spices separately and then mix and match when needed. It's cheaper this way and spices last long enough to not worry about them going bad before using them all.
>>727693394I'm sure there's a good reason that didn't involve passing state legislators an envelope full of money and shamlessly banning a superior product
>>727681909I am vomit
>>727687567This movie is about helping mor(m)ons not get attacked by mexicans.
Would you eat it?
>>727693598your webm got me diabetes
>>727688037kino soul
>>727693245retard
>>727691712Why would you go to a fancy restaurant for a crawfish boil?
>>727693598
>>727682806>>727683169Yeah some grinders can get messy from grounds sticking to random surfaces, this is actually one of the more practical parts of the performative coffee autism.
>>727693593Protecting their dairy industry essentially
>>727682420everyone replying is mad jealous and calling it tedious when in reality he’s just doing all the steps from roasting to brewing. You can buy any one of the ingredients that he made and start the process from there but he’s just starting from raw bean. It’s not that complicated holy fuck. Learn to /ck/
>>727687567Beans are actually pretty nice. I make the best beans basil tomato soup ever by adding a little bit of miso paste and blending 1/4 of the soup and then adding it back to the soup to thicken it.I could eat that every day and I often make enough for 3-4 days.I can add either chicken, meatballs or thick pieces of bacon to it for some incredibly filling and tasty cheap meals.
>>727693941Ah so it did involve an envelope of money and shamelessly banning a competing product
>>727689949Yeah thanks for setting african americans back another 5 years. Really appreciate it.
>>72768242098% of this seems like performative nonsense that he picked up from reading 50 different posts on r/CoffeeEnthusiasts. The pretentiousness really is off the charts.
TeaCHADS won.C*ffeecels lost.
>>727693278this
>>727693726I read that like rubbish from fast food melania is delivered to trump"
>>727684196That's really watery coffee.Just gonna taste like hot ass.
>>727694280rent free
For me, it's fresh bait
>>727694106That's par for the course, in burgerland. It's also the reason so many of you have shitty, overpriced internet.
>>727683110But bitter is the nicest thing coffee taste? What, do you want it to be nothing but that sour sting?
>>727694578
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>>727689480stickbugs, looks like a souless chink tore their legs off
>>727682420So much effort for something that would taste the same in a drip coffee maker
>>727693989Sure but there is no practical reason to do 95% of the steps he was doing
>>727694909if you wanted to see a big drip, you should look in the mirror >:)
>>727695028rude
>>727694645anon pls you are like small babbyWhat the fuck is that round shit. I thought it was pineapple at first, but it looks more like some kind of pudding with caramel sauce.
>>727682839Straight up Klingon cuisine
>>727689519>Orale vato we get diabetes a little different down past the south udda border ese
>>727688037Poor cat knows his days are numbered
>>727691712>Heh, because it was served from a bucket, it's the same thing as this guy feeding his wives
>>727695275It is inevitable.
>>727688037karmic justice for inventing foie gras
>>727686292>why do americans buy their spices in larger and cheaper quantities with no downsides?I don't even know what point you're trying to make here, but here is your (you) that you desperately want
>>727694129Mechanical shots: pure filler wankeryHome roasting: in theory you could make the beans exactly how you want them, but no way of knowing how that kitchen gadget compares to other roasting processesShot grind stirring: a skippable step that coffee autists argue about, with many simpler solutions other than that overpriced mechanical contraption
This thread is gross. You’re all so fucking gross.
>>727687779>plastic tupperware into an oven???
>>727681292Real gamer food is only things you can eat with a fork. Touching food with your hands will only rub off on your controller and make it dirty.Lol.
>>727686292Why is a spice pouch better than a spice bottle?
>>727695592I can't eat pussy with a fork anon
>>727695579Yes, microwave safe tupperware is in fact a thing.
>>727695792Oh its a microwave
>>727695881Correct. What did you think the 600 W part of the moonrunes meant?
>>727696052600 degwees wentigrade, obviouswy
>>727681730>>727684196I'm a self admitted tea snob and have direct beef with coffee snobsIt's like the difference between someone enjoying the elegance and simplicity of SHMUPs on original hardware and someone who needs the perfect PC gaming setup for CS2I don't approve of your life choices and your favorite beverage is also way more costly and environmentally damaging than mine while having less variety and history
>>727696152>video game analogy
>>727687027IS FAKE AI VIDEO MADE BY PAKIS, SAAR!!
>>727682420>skyrim mods
>>727682420Do rich people really?
>>727696370coffee autism isn't that expensive nowadays
>>727687567DIS NIGGA IS EATING BEANS WITHOUT COUNTING!
>>727681730how did you break containment
>>727689949this looks like something shrek would eat
>>727696701Buying a specialty gadget for every possible step of certainly is.
>>727682420DIS NIGGA COOKS HIS OWN BEANS LMAO
>>727681909Is this how protein powder is made?
>>727697349His beans are activated
>>727697687>sourced with Global ingredients including countries such as Chinayes
>>727688037
>>727698132Damn they really were gaming back then
>>727684196>I'M NOT PRETENTIOUS>makes a video showing exactly why he's a pretentious little tardkek
>>727689038I am sensitive to caffeine but a hot drink still wakes me up in the morning.
>>727698528Back then it was just beeps boops and pings
>>727698132Oh right this is the 1970s after the US military got anally raped after Vietnam and were trying to save face and keep recruitment and morale up. Same thing with the US Navy using The Village People's "In the Navy".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S2nuZsBz8g
>>727698971Funny how many anons that pretend they were around for that, yet none of them knows cruel angels honk which happened later.
>>727684196>like a heckin' awesome science project!
>>727695419>Indians never eat cow, why are indians so dumb steak is yummy>NOOOOOOOOOO U CANT EAT THE DOG WHAT THE HEKKERINO HES FOR PETTERINO
>>727683110shit that is actually a good tip, thanks anon.t. fucking hate the bitter taste of coffee
>>727684196>People always say us coffee snobs are obnoxious and know what? They're right.
>>727687567I've never understood this webm. What's wrong with what he's doing?
>>727699840retard
>>727682420I love coffee but holy fuck what an obnoxious asshole.
>>727699936He's just eating. What's wrong with it? Explain.
>>727688636That mug isn't clear. I can't tell at which level it's at.
>>727700189retard, there's nothing wrong with he's doing.
>>727690824Is it pronounced "I got you"?
>>727700235You don't have to be rude
>>727699945it's fookin raw
>>727681292>corrupt or unplayable videoNice CP embed OP!
>>727700497Is that actually what that means?
>>727699617Herbivore vs carnivore. Real fucking mystery right there.
>>727699945Ja/ck/. Yay.
>>727689519what are those brown sticks at the end?
>>727694021Sounds great, does it not give you gas?
>>727689949>you ain't black if you never eaten Nickelodeon slime
>>727681292All Indian cuisine looks like stoner food. Indica originated from Kush right? Are these guys baked all the time and we just don't know it?
>>727682420ten thousand bucks in machinery and half an hour just to make one espresso
>>727701383>Better crack it over this ridge>aieeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>727698132>butter>deep frying>coffee cream>ice cream>hot dogs>cakePlease explain why they weren't fat
>>727702095They had to take turns rowing the submarine
Mmm....Sodium....
>>727701086Not much
>>727702095>why are they using normal looking people in a propaganda video instead of repulsive lardhogs???It's a mystery.
>>727699945>knife so dull it can't cut through a soft bun>meaning it is not a soft bun, it's stale>completely crushes it>cheese slice just sad and cold>first morsel of meat to appear is not the split cut, but the completely raw fleck of meat his cutting spatula sends onto the platedeserves a 6th stroke desu
>>727689480that redness is from the gutter oil used to fry them
>>727682420All to create disgusting tasting sludge.
>>727702095They weren’t sitting in front of a screen literally all day
>gamer gf makes u gamer fuel
>>727700285egwasoo
>>727682420I'd try a cup, but if it isn't significantly better than something I can make with a coffee pot or a basic french press/pour over setup I'm going to make fun of you.
>>727681730Moka pot>15 hours to make two cups of coffee>90 billion years to properly clean or else it smells like rust >will be burnt 75% of the time unless you have atomic level control of heat >entire thing is hot as the fucking sun so fuck you if you even vaguely brush the surface with your finger My nespresso machine >consistently great coffee in 1 minute >zero clean up>actually insulated because we live in 2025 and somehow understand that hot things hurt >constantly getting new flavors and blends from world renowned baristas Note: if you reply to this saying “muh cost,” you are an unironic poorfag and I actually guffaw at your poverty
>>727681730pretentious horseshit
>>727684196nah my French press does all this gay shit
>>727690564espresso is regular coffee you dumb retard
>>727685597Tea > Iced tea >>>>>> Liquid shit >>>>>>>>>> coffeeI genuinely cannot fathom how people can drink that repulsive bile.
>>727702095It is never what you eat, it is how much you eat. Put down the spork and step away from your third burger
>>727688051Of all the things to be upset about in that video, you picked the one that makes sense.
>>727705002Yeah of course a faggot would think that
>>727684196the sad thing is you can spend over 5k in espresso machine parts and faggots will still cry that you purchased the wrong parts, it's a never ending game of the joneses
It just werls
>>727699695Make cold brew.
>>727683169>skipping a meal
I don't understand how you can consume the same thing every day and be pridefully ignorant about it but that's just me.
>>727695353lmao
>>727682420The G11 of coffee makers.
>>727687101God forbid we make actual video game analogies here.It might even be the first.
>>727702095There are one or two of them that are actually kind of husky there, but fat people basically just didn't exist before the 90's, when all food became literal toxic sludge thanks to seed oils, pesticides and soil depletion
>>727686740>>727686003Reminder Kerrygold has PFAS
>>727706481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdQKVDUBu2g
>>727683169fixed
>>727685597Based.
>>727681730Too fucking expensive right now
>>727682806Helps not get your coffee grind stuck in the grinder. Something something electromagnet whateverWitnessed the difference firsthand. It works.
>>727708176Where's the tika masala and kebabs
>>727687567I’ve worked shifts where I come home and have to do this. I legit tell my girlfriend to not talk to me until I’m done eating. I have to just use 100% of my remaining energy to eat and digest in total peace.
>>727708647too much flavor for bongs
>>727685764I spend 2k a year on games and it's just a hobby thoSome (mostly poor) people equate money put into hobby being SERIOUS BZNZ about hobby
>>727682806spraying reduces static buildup which makes it cling to the side of the grinderits a meme but it actually does work
>>727708647anon it's a naughty image. it's deliberately bad, on purpose. why are you even assuming it's normal. fuck's sake.
>>727708701that can't be. they're literally selling out their country for it
>>727681730this reminds me of that scene in the Santa Clause where the elf shows tim allen all the gadgets on his sleigh and it has a hot chocolate + cookie dispenser. 10/10 looks delicious but i would never spend all that time to make an espresso shot
>>727688751I love coffee but only because I am an unrepentant alcoholic and addict and feel like killing myself when I wake up until I've had six cups of coffee.It's a necessary evil to maintain function in this doggy dog world.
>>727708976>this reminds me of that scene in the Santa Clause wherepossibly the first time these words have ever been used on this website lol
>>727701057probably tamarind with chili powder and salt.
>>727681909Turkish delight
>>727682839there is not a single living thing on this planet that chinks will not torture
>>727708884my grinder has built in scrapers to deal with that issue
>>727693634He was in a good one about the french foreign legion, with Gene Hackman. March or Die, or something.
>>727690496>Making up strawmanseek help tranny
>>727688658>>727709436helloo saar
>>727700497I can play it just fine you stupid paranoid fuckwit lmao
>>727686292imagine being this much of an obsessed little retard. that shit is sold in literally every single grocery store here.
>>727710213ZHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
>>727693278That coffee stuff is far more complicated.
>>727684075Espresso is the only real coffee there is.
>>727699617Cows are cattle, dogs are not. You are suppose to eat cattle meat, not dog meat, you complete retard.
>>727691445It never tastes the same because spices are never accurate unless you specify by brand. A slightly different variety of anything tastes different.
>>727691053You take the fries, I'll take the burgsWe'll be rich brother
>>727693598>puts a paper towel, spilling everywhere>instead of just holding up the cupLove from Kazakhstan.
>>727688958For me, it's nescafe colombian, the best instant coffee.
>>727711429she has to hold the phone to make the gay video
>>727687821Starbucks really does suck. I buy a cheaper brand and it’s has twice the flavor and half the acidity. It’s nice to not give money to Israel too.
>>727711674damn she has three arms?
>>727704364imagine impregnating that stinky sideways pusy
>>727712035*dreamy sigh*
>>727688958frappes are kino
Why are so many /v/irgins seething about coffee?An espresso setup costs less than a gaming rig, and unlike the gaming rig it won’t be obsolete in a decade
>>727682560Audiophillia is legit though. Most people have never experienced good audio in their lives. Since audio quality is exposure-based and not as visual people always cheap out with dollar store earbuds or their flatscreen TV speakers or the marginally better soundbar. We have already figured out stellar audio back in the 80s-90s. I've blown people's minds with a high-end headphone to the point where they want to hear their favorite songs on it for the next hour or so. And don't even get me started on bass. Your tiny flatscreen speaker will offer you 0 bass response and is unimmersive as fuck.
>>727691137bro, stop introducing youself, i know americans obsessed with nigger dicks but god damn.
>>727682420All this work for literally no difference at all.
>>727689329Mushroom and breast milk as a gamer snack? Anon exists on another realm.
>>727712634getting good headphones is one thing, it's all the other stupid bullshit audiophiles do that people make fun of
>>727687821I'll let you in on a little secret. Corporations that want to make money try little experiments over time and start to recognize human patterns that nets them more money. For Starbucks they realized that burning the shit out of the coffee promotes their sweets and sweeteners because people want to balance it out which is more products sold = more money. Starbucks is objectively bad coffee and your local cafe will likely do better. I've had good coffee in countries that are enthusiastic about it and it's not bitter - goes down smooth and doesn't need sugar or sweeteners. America just doesn't get it.
>>727695865This is probably absolute fire.
>>727703612pretty sure he died right? I always assumed the strokes did something to his mind and that's why he made stuff like this. I think he must have had a bunch of mini strokes too.
>>727686292We don't dump the entire tube into our food, Paco. Those packets are for when you do that.
What preworkout does /v/ use?
>>727688512An average snack for an American gamer.
>>727712634>I've blown people's minds with a high-end headphone to the point where they want to hear their favorite songs on it for the next hour or so. Yea but do they actually go back and buy them or are they listening to it because it's free? If it's just a headphone then sure but an actual audiophile setup costs like a few thousand. What you're doing is the equivalent of buying a nice coffee maker.
>>727682420Set off the coffee drinker extinction bomb now
>>727713759>Yea but do they actually go back and buy themUnironically had 3 people buy the same headphones after me. >actual audiophile setup costs like a few thousandYou can get away with IEMs or high end noise cancelling bluetooth headphones edging on diminishing returns for a few hundred dollars. It doesn't have to be complicated.
>>727713414
>>727713137the dude has been a narcissist his whole life, before the strokes. you can tell by his 9 separate failed youtube channels. he loves indulging upon himself but doesn't care about the results, the entertainment factor, the clickthrough rates, or any of the shit that matters as far as getting you to a successful state on this platform, he only cares about himself.you can see from the state of his health, his family, his channel now being mostly AIslop but the videos still following the same formula he started two decades ago, that in 20 years his massive ego has prevented him from learning a single thing at all.
>>727686648>be me>hear about Aussie coffee being so great>ask some aussies online what is best coffee to import to try it out>they all say shit like "You can't just make it at home you have to EXPERIENCE it">refuse to tell me a single aussie coffee brand to tryIf a coffee only tastes good sipping it in Sydney harbour on the 2nd Sunday of July while watching 2 abbos get bludgeoned to death by the local constabulary, then it's probably shit coffee
>>727714162He's still alive? Also that could unironically be from strokes. I still hold to my theory that he has had a lot more strokes than he realizes and it's affected him to be not mentally right. I agree with everything you said, i just think there's a reason behind it
I just got myself a real milk frother for the first time, and I am in love with it. I also got myself an animal crossing official branded bean grinder, so hopefully my coffee game is about to step the fuck up.
>>727711413get a tendies nigga and we are in for the high life
>>727713414workout?
>multi-step and time consuming process just to brew a moderate sized coffee>presumably the end result is just a simple basic bitch coffee but with the self delusion of enhanced taste because it took so much effort to make>now you have to clean up your tools and machines for the next coffee to avoid tainting the next one>you also need to buy more of the disposables every once in a whileYour level of aftercare maintenance for a 'hobby' should not be expansive. You don't need to keep tinkering with the code in a video game to keep it running smoothly and be fun for you.
>>727681730I stopped drinking coffee and energy drinks alltogether to improve my sleep. And funnily enough that cured my insomnia.
>>727713414Generic desoxyn from a small batch artisinal producer from a independent non licensed pharmacist.There are tons of ways to take it, orally, vascular, or even an inhalation.Provides tons of energy for lifts, running, punching, wrestling etc
>>727685821NIGGER
>>727687294What even are those thing he keeps adding? All of it looks like some kind of dog food.
>>727681730Coffee is a pointless drink just like alcohol
>>727684196Maybe I drink it too dark but man, that coffee looks like it will taste like coffee bean flavored water. Looks like light tea.
>>727688037Pepe and Kermit didn't deserve this.
>>727689916This isn't what I imagine rich people eat, I imagine they eat similar to us but with better ingredients and better cuts of meat or fish. This is how I imagine Chinese millionaires whose parents were rice farmers eat.
>>727690903lmao
>>727689949Why do they always eat with their hands like animals?
>>727687949Pig slop
>>727687946Rice and beans have complementary protein. You can survive without any major problems eating just this and some occasional fruit and vegetables to get other nutritients.It's the safest and cheapest way to live with next to no money.
>>727689949this honestly looks like parody
>>727715271caffiene affects a person's sleep up to 14 hours after consuming itit's good you got off it
>>727681730coffee isn't complete without whiskey
>>727693598is that first thing sugar? what the fuck
>>727681730>>727684196anything other than pic related is troon reddit shit
>>727681730>MokaNice way of ruining some specialty coffe you dumb faggot
>>727714293Pic also related
>>727696152nobody cares
>>727684196I didn't know there was a community worse than audiophools
>>727714293>>727716416Are you fags lost? I think you'd be more comfortable over on reddit.
>>727693598that was sugar wasn't it?
>>727682420>half an hour just to prepare a tiny cup>then half an hour to clean all that crapYeah no thanks, I buy pre-ground powder and dunk it into my french press.Literally 5 minutes to prepare and 2 minutes to clean.
>>727709436... will not eat*
>>727717096Humans.
>>727704364But she eats it all.....>>727712035Not korean, retard.
>>727685124turned pouring a glass of rum into a fucking tea ceremonyonly the japs
>>727711429the tik tok meta is to spill shit out on purpose to get comments
>>727695419Chinese mice eat pigeons and those pigeons in turn eat cats which eat dogs???
>>727694000>troon bongs vs hipster faggots
>>727681730What's with all the (You)s? That's just a normal coffeemaker. There's nothing pretentious or special about anything in this video other than the ASMR way it's shot.
>>727688481> you can live off rice and beans...plus corned beef
>>727704068...but it's a submarine
>>727686292Not American, but who the fuck cares? Shit tastes the exact same.
can I use a weed grinder for coffee beans?
>>727685534>clippernah niggaI love their green and herbal teas
>>727693598Beetus, cancer and obesity in ONE cup wow
>>727691712>>727689916im pretty sure the restaurants do this so they dont have to pay the costs involved in replacing broken dishes and cutleryjust force the customer to eat off the table with their hands
>>727715742I mean coffee is technically tea
>>727693598Who in their right mind would drink this? How fat would you have to be?
>>727687779I think this looks alright
>>727701086no but it's processed by your digestive system very slowly meaning you wont feel hungry for longer but if you eat anything too soon after eating dem beans you could risk getting severe intestinal discomfort which will feel like being bloated or backed up
>>727699840it makes more sense with sound. the room is fairly quiet but he's eating loudly and burping. he also looks like a complete mess so the the guy who served him the food thinks he's a vagrant or something
>>727691712>slop>slop, Japan
>>727715742That's the way Americans like it. Remember that you see them brag about drinking black coffee like it's a manly feat. They do the same with beer.
>>727695419
>>727691712that is one dry fucking boil
>>7276817302025 and this is still the best way to make coffee. I've been using a Volturno my grandma got in the 50s: still works perfectly fine, spare parts are sold everywhere, makes 9 tazzinas to share with all your family and friends
>>727693598>muh genetics
>>727682420>all this to underroast your beans
I consume my beverage of choice while I game here.
>>727717383All flavors of gook are sideways, chang.
>>727706706>uhm ackshually this is a shot of espesso with milkISN'T THAT LIKE ALL LATTE VARIANTS?
>firing up fortnite>buying the newest battlepassThere's nothing quite like this feeling.
>>727718919>you see them brag about drinking black coffee like it's a manly featI see this in Europe too to be desu. I never understood, I just add a bunch of cream and sugar to my coffee
>>727681909Bruh roaches can survive nuclear fallout. What Chink poison is in that bowl that kills them in less than a second? Wouldn't eat a roach but even less those roaches
>>727683969>But there might be some difference to coffee made with so much preparationThere isn't. Do a blind taste test from coffee made using a $8 amazon grinder and a 20 year old mrcoffee machine and I doubt the metrosexual faggot in the video couldn't tell the difference. Steak isn't particularly hard to get right yourself either
>>727706706wtf happened to this guyisnt he a wrestler?why the fuck is he critiquing coffeedid being forced to dress as a woman in a movie break this brain?
>>727687779this is like the italian version of the uncle roger fried rice video
>>727708647tika masalas on there blindo
>>727719262Nice cat tower
>>727708647why would a list for british food include non-british food?
>>727717217wronghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism_in_Asia#China
>>727682420The linux of coffee makers.
>>727687779Ah yes, the classic carbonara recipe with boiled bacon and heavy cream.
>>727681730Coffee and water during the dayAlcohol on the weekendsGym every day.If you're not minmaxing health with pleasure, you're missing out on life.
I've got more fancy options to make coffee like a pour over set a family member gifted me and a french press, but I keep defaulting back to just a basic coffee pot. Still tastes okay and it's definitely better than the coffee flavored milkshake you're buying from something like starbucks.
>>727718560nocoffee is from beanstea is from leavesthe only similarities are they are both beverages and the beverage is produced through diffusion
>>727687779If you're going to break the pasta in half, why not just use a different pasta that doesn't need to be broken up?
>>727696817fuck, I want a new Soul Sacrifice game
>>727714898you can then gaslight people that it's better and use coffeenerd terms
>>727719520buddy, I dunno how to tell you this but wrestling is fake. they're all essentially theatrically trained gym bros. have been for a while now. and people who are trained or interested in acting love the camera. plus if some jew paid you too much money to be in this nonsense video, you'd do it too.
>Post a chinese woman grabbing a baby bird out of a bush and eating it live>It's banned content
>>727682420very cute toys but I prefer water
>>727715271Meanwhile I took some coffee to the bed today and ended up snoozing for 2 hours lmao
>>727718767
>>727720180please saar think of the advertisers
>>727701561OP is filipino foodtaho and sago (hot tofu and tapioca with brown sugar syrup)
>>727681909chinese whey protein
>>727720145For some reason carbonara is always served with spaghetti. The man is clearly a purist.
>>727720176only people who (think they) need money badly will sell their soul for it
>>727701383imagine the smell
>>727719491it's water retard
>>727709436you already said that ranjeet
>>727693634>mormons bad because uhhh they just are okMormons (and Christians) founded the entire western US
>>727714232It's because proper Australian Coffee requires shit like a pressure vessel and a milk steamer. You can't just brew it in a normal American Coffee machine. It's not about the brand, it's about the method used to make it. It's otherwise normal coffee beans.
>>727720145Because spaghetti is the most common pasta and only Italians care about not breaking it?
>>727720236>dual wield
>>727720790Where the fuck do you live where you can't get other kinds of pasta
>>727682839>>727681909jfc fuck nature
>>727719921Fried bacon would be better, but what's wrong with heavy cream? That's how my mom always made it when I was a kid and it's good
>>727681909>cannibalism
>>727687567I wonder if the actor actually enjoyed eating that. I mean, it would probably suck if he had to redo takes, but I do wonder when actors or actresses ever enjoy the food they have to eat, or do they have to fake it?
>>727720893it's a different dish
>>727682420fucking reddit
>>727720883Obviously I mean pasta that's like spaghetti, but half-length. Why would you cook carbonara with farfalle?
>>727688617Just go for the brazilian "prato executivo", the standard lunch plate. Cheap and tasty.>rice>beans>lettuce>tomato>some meat>maybe some fries/mashed potatoes
>>727720236There should be a mandatory fat camp gulag for people like this. Being this fat without an actual illness should be outright illegal.
>>727721001Ah I see. It does seem like it doesn't have heavy cream in the original.Though it's not like the video was not about Japanese sloppa instead of anything authantic
>>727682839I work for a university dining service, there was one year we were doing a giant clam bake and it required us to pack the individual net bags with a few clams and a lobster, to fit the lobster you had to cut its legs off. I’m not a bleeding heart but coming into work and seeing a bunch of old Asians just cutting the legs off of lobsters and shoving them into the bags was kinda heart breaking. I understand they don’t have a nervous system in the way we consider, but seeing them all flap their tails in distress made it that I don’t eat much sea food anymore
>>727719262Pretty cozy place.
>>727721756I like eating meat and fish but i don't like animals suffering. Atleast make it quick, it's the least bit of respect you can show them.
>>727704629>nespresso machineYou're actually retarded for getting a nespresso instead of a real espresso machine, the cost of the faggot pods alone would have paid for it.
>>727702095They probably weren't eating every 30 minutes and didn't sit all day.
>>727688958it just werks
>>727690858>>727693256>>727719491It's hot water.No matter how resistant it can be, no creature can resist sustained hyperthermia.Also they probably also drown because they play the crabs in a bucket game.
>>727684196Just like a kid playing with food
>>727722575Could also be, yes.
>>727708647>tika masalaon a tier so low the author didn't even bother>kebabnot british
>>727720774>founded the entire western USLiterally worse than Hitler
