Something fishy going on?>Forsworn aggravated by Nords>Two Thalmor areas up the road pop up mysteriously>Ulfric weakens Forsworn and saves Markarth>Thalmor Inquisitors swarm into city>All of a sudden Ulfric shows up in midst of a weakened hold and kills the High King starting rebellion>Refugees swarm in from Morrowind into The Reach and Eastmarch >The Nords are riled up>Ulfric is captured and Empire sends Men to deal with the issue, all of a sudden there is a Dragon issue>Thalmor of course are near the main location>Bandit numbers start to rise along with various rouge Mage and Vampire, Werewolf factions>Thalmor begin patrolling the roads
>>727683420>all of a sudden there is a Dragon issueYeah yeah Delphine, let me guess, it was the JOO- I mean, the THALMOORS that are behind the dragona attacks.Helgen was an inside job etc etc...
>>727683553Holy Talos>Nord Farmer seeing Thalmor ride Dargons>Must be a nip in the air>I am telling you I am not crazy I saw a elf riding a dragon, why don't you believe me>Ok mother enough sweet rolls for you
>moons vanish from the sky due to natural cosmological cycles>know they're due to return due to studies but the retarded sandcats aren't aware of this>pretend to create a new type of magic which saved and returned the moons>dumb sandcats willingly pledge fealty to you for "fixing" their "crisis"Why are they like this?
