Sup /v/.You're doing what you can to make sure that the Chuds don't win, right?After all, if Metroid Prime 4 doesn't sell 8 billion copies, Nintendo might stop affirming my gender identity :^(
ive seen enough, 30 billion more dollars to israel
I love my Nintendo Switch, just hearing its name fills me with all kinds of girly gender euphoria feelings!
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>>727684434It's a shame that you can't at least make the goyim shut the fuck up in Prime 4.
Wasn't this shit literally made by ex-Halo: Infinite devs?
>>727684354Not like the old Nintendo, the evil chud heterosexual Nintendo.
>>727684576yes + 20 literal other studios + the Transgender Samus writer
>>727684803Woaaaah. She wrote all that... with her freakin' hand????
waited eight years for prime 4 and got fucking rage 3 instead
>>727684224The game feels empty
>>727684803Oh.... It all makes sense now.
>>727685248Does he have two dicks?
>>727685287i mean just look at this shit>>727685660isnt master chiefs dick supposed to be sealed in his suit
>>727684224People like this don't deserve a job. There are better and smarter people out there that barely make it by while idiots like this can just flaunt money out of spite like mindless cattle.
why are tendies like this? I looked at the user reviews and it's just 10 10 10 10 10like they cannot accept their games being bad
Anyone know where to find a Switch 1 rom, and the necessary keys?
>>727685812It's because they are goyim that they're able to be allowed to have a middle manager job that pays just enough for them to waste their money like thisWhen choosing an overseer for the slaves you definitely don't pick someone who's ambitious and cunning.
>>727684224based consoomer
>>727686029It's because of this. People don't seem themselves as a consumer whose job it is to have discernment and make the corporations serve them, they see themselves as part of a lifestyle that requires total ideological, and financial, fealty.>ifunny watermarkfuck you
>>727686029Super casuals are very animalistic / infantile like that. They find something to nibble on and it provides them with something that doesnt taste bad, trying to tell them theres something better out there, saying the thing their enjoying isnt the best there is or outright trying to remove from this thing they like will make them angry and confused. Their happy now, they are getting the thing thats making them happy and since they cant imagine there being anything better afterwards its objetive perfection. This is how it usually is and no amount of explaining, examples or logic will make them change their mind, they want more of the thing they know they liked previously and nothing else matters, even the fact that its less than what their used to.
>>727686472Oh yeah, and most corporations love trannies and nons because of this. Metroid Prime 4 will sell because trannies need Nintendo to affirm that they're real girls so they will eat any slop up.tl;dr pic related
>>727684224Buy chainlink
>>727684224this but Halo 6
>>727684507there's a jew in your ear the whole game
>>727687204This
https://x.com/Hero190909/status/1997312413692002368>>727687465being jewish does not preclude you from being goyim
The fuck is chuds?
>>727687746basically everyone that does not share my opinions about media or politics
>>727684224>chudspeople don't dislike samus. they hate the handholding, shitty marvel quips, constant babysitting, etc. and everyone is upset that samus's face is not shown and that there's no zero suit clear cutsceneyou're just a dumb shitstirrer op. probably a shartytroon
>>727684224Why are you gay op?
thanks for bumping my thread 4 times you fucking retards
>>727684224BASED
breaking newshere is a tweet I didn’t like
>>727687746Chad + Stud
you do realize that the thread has to actually be near the bump limit to slide it, right?Literally all you SBI employees are achieving is increasing the visibility of this thread to real people.
>>727687746right wing young men who don’t have sex
>>727684224>Off-topic twitter babble
>>727686472literally ever fear and horror blamed on communism is happening way worse through capitalism
>>727684224Are they carts or keycards?
>>727684224Which emulator is least fucked on this currently?
>>727688971PrimeHack.
>>727684803>japanese game>japanese franchise>oh hey lets get this white dyke to write our story.Is nintendo stupid?
>>727689170Well Iwata's gone, so yes.
>>727684224these covers give me the impression MP4 on the switch1 is the definitive edition. why would anyone buy it on the switch2 when it's just a port?
Gamers rights are trans rights
i think Nintendo and everyone involved is happy to just finally get this game out the door and functional
>>727684224/v/ BTFO AND IN NEED OF A NEW ASSHOLE
we must be better gamers
>>727684224I do it for she
>>727684224I love every game in the Prime Trilogy but this one deserves to fail. It's fucking not good.
So basically, Sony and Nintendo are equally compromised now?
>>727691380Yes. SBI are like locusts. They consume and move on.
>>727690674So you can finally play in glorious (upscaled) 1080p and (frame-generated) 60FPS!
>>727691380shut up gameplaysnoy. Nintendo makes Sony games better than Sony.
>>727684224good thing you are getting replaced by nigs and jeets
Interesting how none of those have shrink wrap.
>>727684434kekaroo
>>727691804B-but who will pay for my puppygirl pills?
metroid prime 4 is literally a chud game. it's a game where one of the most iconic strong independent female characters gets simple things she's done a thousand times before explained to her like she's a child by an ugly pale-skinned incel
>>727691380That has been the case for years now. If anything Nintendo is worse. Sony very rarely sputters out an actual good game like Astro Bot. Nintendo hasn't done anything remotely good since the Wii with Xenoblade Chronicles.
>>727692651I wish the Super Mario Galaxy 2 people and the Astro Bot people joined up and made their own company, since they're all fired by now anyways.
>>727684224Isnt this place teeming with Nintendo shills? You told me this is a Nintendo site! Where are the tendies?!
>>727692651>Ignoring Pikmin 3 and 4>Ignoring Animal Crossing New Leaf>ignoring Warioware Gold>Mario Odysee>Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon
>>727693314Their game could do really well. Astro bot was a huge hit for a non-Nintendo platformer.
>>727693929>lol>lmao>xd> 6/10 Lazy and pandering>Pokemon gameI tend to ignore shitty games.
>>727687465>Ezra Duke Voice & Motion>Ezra Duke Motion>Reger Tokabi Voice & Motion>Reger Tokabi MotionWhy do they have 2 mocap actors? Stunt doubles?
>>727694002SMG2 is my favorite platformer and Astro Bot felt like a love letter to it, just on better hardware so with more tricks up its sleeve. And for once it's nice to see a challenging platformer that doesn't treat me like the braindead non that games are made for these days.
>>727688839oh really? Point to the gulags and the famines and make it make sensem o r o n
>>727692651>discount super mario 3d land>good gamelol
>>727691380all major 3 console makers censor japanese entertainment, and some violent games, so yes, they're compromisedit's why ecchi games are dying out en masse and moving to the gacha mines, a real tragedy.
>>727694193All of the day bro
>>727686029>NOOOOOOOO, YOU CANT JUST LIKE A VIDEO GAME!!
