>mainstream reception of metroidIt's genuinely over
>>727686035Good, its Samus fault we have female protagonist garbage in games.
>>727686035Well, is the music in the game's data, or is it stored in the Amiibos and inaccessible without them to provide it?
>>727686130it's in the game, you can 100% the game to unlock it or use the amiibo. but it;s obviously locked behind 100% completion to shill the amiibo.
>>727686035
>>727686035>”mainstream reception”>it’s a handful of cubie snoy discord raiders that always spam anything about the switch era nintendo with negative commentsNice try
The amiibo thing is such a nonissue so I don't get why people focus on it. The real issue is that the game is genuinely badly structured and a rushed mess
>>727686220>locking away things that should be in the game by default is a non-issueKys.
>>727686204>>a handful>literally 30k+ likes combined
>>727686220Yeah dude. Music doesn't matter. Graphics doesn't matter. Text doesn't matter. Npcs doesn't matter. Story doesn't matter. Only muh mechanical gameplay elements matter. Tendies still have a 1980s mindset to game design and think gamers want Tetris on a calculator
>>727686035But /v/ told me that was just an emulator bug???????
Will people finally wake up and realise nintendo is shit?
>>727686594>will the general populace wake up to anythingno
does the jukebox have exclusive music or is just old music
>>727686204>cubie snoywhat the fuck does this mean?
>>727686220>locking basic features behind physical DLC is a nonissuethis is why everyone makes fun on tendietroons
>>727686876It's the favorite buzzword of a specific autist
>>727686035fuck off schizotendo troonthee are 100 threads already
lil pup the mainstream reception of any nintendo game is the millions of children who ask their parents to buy the game for christmas because they saw the commercials for it in the middle of their favorite children's brainrot videos on youtube
tendies will eat any slop Nintendo shits out
>>727686876Tendies are obsessed with inventing nonsensical boogeymen to blame whenever someone disrespects their parasocial relationship with an objectively evil company. They are autistic and lack an understanding of the theory of mind, and can't fathom that people can hold different opinions than them and it makes them upset, and they cope by pretending there's malicious intent from the critics, while ignoring the actual malicious intent from nintendo.They are a cult.
I....... AM ERIC
>21 posts>1 image>1 unique IPs
>>727686220Free to play monetization in a game you have to pay full market price for? Nintendo only exists to sue better game devs now. It's a net negative.
>>727686220It’s just being used as a “corporations are le bad” talking point.
When will cubesnoys fuck off so we can have actual discussion about the game and not outrage twitter screencaps
>>727689658disabling the ip count was a massive mistake, obscuring vital information about public order has regressed 4chanciety 100's of years
>>727691017It was done because you schizos ruined it with meaningless bullshit. You became the spam.
I never cared about music on a video game but it seems like a big deal for everyone else.
>>727686130>Well, is the music in the game's data, or is it stored in the Amiibos and inaccessible without them to provide it?Don't act like this makes a fucking difference you fucking faggot. If it's the latter, then it was bullshit of them to store it in the amiibo.
>>727686383The majority of them are the same people, retard.
>>727689557>I....... AM A FAGGOTWe know.
>>727691867it was done because it was easier to spot shills, this site is a giant shilling business + fed honeypot
>>727690128>Nintendo golems unironically going "corporation GOOD" just so they can defend the corporation they're unironically emotionally-attached toJesus. We need to start hunting down and executing Nintendo manchildren for the good of humanity.
>>727686204Kill yourself nigger, your low standards and obsession with eating literal shit is why we keep getting crap games.I waited a fucking decade for this turd. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.Exit bag you fucking waste of oxygen.
>>727695940least schizo cubie
>>727695993Bing bing wahoo, fucking nigger.
>>727696042>Bing bing wahooi like how cubies aren't even trying to hide that they're snoys now with blatant nintendo-targeted general insults like this. fuck you, eric
>>727696126No, fuck you. My last nintendo console was the Wii for a good reason.The fact that you want to keep eating shit and invent boogeymen to deflect is on you.
>>727686220>Only way to have in-game music for exploring an empty open world that will take hours is by shelling out $30 for a toy you don’t even wantYou pathetic fags will always eat shit as long as it comes out of Nintendo’s asshole
>eric the cubie won’t stop trying to spread his scat fetish againGrim
>>727686220people give shit to rockstar and other companies for being greedy, but look at rockstar, they constantly update gta online, give free cash, new radio music, the game is permanently discounted at $20, Ubisoft is adding 15 hour free dlcs to their assassins creed game, avatar is getting a third person camera, most ps4 to ps5 games get free upgrades and multiplats as well, ps plus subscription has hundreds of multiplats and highly rated games + current gen exclusives( imagine Nintendo giving away botw, totk, Pokémon for free on nintendo online) lmao yeah sureNintendo is the greediest game company bar none, if you disagree you’re fucking retarded
>>727686035Uhhhh, erictrannybros? Our response?
>>727686035>one of them literally saying "I've never played this series before"why the fuck is he commenting then
>>727696762>bro just beat gta 5 one time and get 100% to listen to the radioIf rockstar did this, you freaks would shit your pants all over the internet, neck yourself already
>>727696773Snoys will automatically shit on any Nintendo game that releases. This is what jealousy does to people.
>>727696773Because exploring an empty open world in dead silence is boring as fuck
>>727686035this is snoy misinformation!you can unlock the music by 100% completing the game!
>>727696773It showed up on his algorithm and it doesn't take much to see how bad the desert is
>>727696762>you just need to beat 100% of the game without music to finally unlock the music bro
>>727691867There was literally no reason to get of IP count except to actively encourage bots and people actively trying to make the site worse. The jannies hate you and are trying to make your experience worse as we speak.
>>727696762>Now let's stop spreading misinformation, shall we?Slowly strangling him to death while he weakly attempts to stop me
where were these NIGGERS for Dreadi hate how 3d is so normie that 2d is just forgotten
>>727696762Cubies bros...the misinfo Eric gave us on the discord.....it was all for nothing.
>>727686035Good as a Metroid Fan I want Nintendo to get the fucking hint that making every game BOTW like is bad for business along with American Millennial writing accompanying it, I want Hollywood out of my fucking vidya.
>>727686035Good, Nintendo games are overrated
>>727698817You will get Luigi's Mansion Of The WildYou will get Mario Of The WildYou will get Smash Bros. Of The WildYou will get Kirby Of The WildYou will get Pikmin Of The WildYou will get Splatoon Of The WildAnd you will like it
>>727696762>shall we?This gaywad used a messenger bag in high school, and probably long after
>>727696762100%ing a game is a pain in the ass, why would you still be playing after that?
>>727699889Nitendo Drones replay their games like 20 times. Weird people
>>727696762Then I remember that for every normal Nintendo fan like me there are like 5 other wackjob dicksuckers that slurp that nintendo cock, these people deserve to be lambasted.
>>727696762this is such a stupid decision, it goes beyond simple predatory/greedy moneybaitingyou're actively making your players have a significantly worse experience playing the game, and for what? to sell some shitty figurine that has its own market of collectors anyways?
>>727701323they've been doing this ever since they started selling amiibos. the nintendo fanbase is ok with them locking things beyond buying a funko pop so they continue to do it
>>727701456When they started selling amiibos they tended to do more than serve as a physical key for a binary flag.
>>727696762This is the same thing they did in Star Fox Zero, where the amiibo could unlock either the Black Arwing or SNES Arwing without the need to collect medals. Not a great idea if one of your rewards for playing the game can be bypassed by a $30 piece of plastic
>>727686035>TikTokwoah that's crazy
i'm trying primehack with prime 1 and wondering if anyone has tips for what to do with the visor buttons. i have everything else mapped and it seems fine but i'm out of buttons for the visor. what does a normal xbox or ps controller setup look like for this?
Does Samus ever wear her normal powersuit or is it just her Varia suit?
>>727686035Everyone called me a 'grifter' when I said this shit was gonna get dragged by casuals. Well well tendies, look who was right again
>>727686876Console wars are suffering from console civil wars.
>>727696773>have eyes>see shit>damn, never been here but that's shit>tendies REEEEEEEEEE
>>727686035I cant wait to watch Nintendo collapse, I hate what they've become so fucking much. Dogshit hardware, low effort overpriced formulaic games, reddit tier cringey gimmicks, obese manchildren brainwashed into defending every shitty thing they do, bullies of the industry, mafia of the japanese games industry. Its honestly insane how evil they are. It blows my mind. I say this as someone with a triforce tattoo. I really never thought it’d get this bad but they really deserve to completely fall.
>>727698705No one likes 2D games. They’re hard to see and annoying/unrewarding to play. They’re boring. They were shit back in 95 when I was a kid playing the SNES, and they’re shit now.
>>727703574Lmao seethe more snoy, you lost and got raped
>>727686180I thought you just had to beat the game once?
>>727703881>They’re hard to seeskill issue, anyone can play super duper mario
>>727703958What does that mean dumbfuck? I want Nintendo to fail, looks like your shitty metroid game sucks cock, that means you lost. Also, never been raped in my life. Such a weird thing to constantly repeat. I wonder why everyone hates you.
>>727704162Why would anyone want to? It’s fucking boring.
why is literally everything engagement bait now
>>727703881>They’re hard to seeWhat the fuck does that mean?
>>727704269I don’t know but it makes me really really really want violence in order to stop it.
>>727704164He's a schizo who spams that in response to any post that says anything about negative.
>>727686204>le cubie snoy discord buzzword buzzword buzzword...You're in a cult. This is how cultists speak, not normal people. You might as well call anyone who criticizes this slop a "suppressive person" next.
>>727686876tendie cultists' latest buzzword to brush off critics. they just can't accept that their precious multibillion company is capable of shitting out (or financing) a turd
>>727704269how is anyone ever going to pay attention to what you're saying if you're not being as obnoxious as humanly possible about it
>>727704269Internet culture changed. The majority of the website is newfags, it's people who think that's how you're supposed to act on the internet because that's how it is on twitter/youtube/etc and then they bring that mentality over here.
>>727686130>or is it stored in the AmiibosYes, I'm sure you're able to fit so much MPEG-1 audio within 504 bytes.
>>727686220it should be completely unacceptable to us as a culture that content is locked away behind having to consoom a retarded little chinese plastic toy that cost 50 cents to make yet costs as much as a good indie game. its absolutely idiotic.
>>727704284Gee idk retard in a 3D game I can see mu character and how they fit and navigate in the environment. Its massively superior in terms of how much spatial awareness there is. In a 2D game I’m 20 pixels across and effects and incoming attacks are often 5-10 pixels across, its a pain in the ass trying to decode all the abstract sprites in real time while also trying to play. Its annoying as fuck. In a 3d game I can just see my character plainly, without some extra layer of abstract representation, not to mention the tiny as fuck character and animations.
>>727696762The absolute state of tendies, holy fuck
>>727702269You got a keyboard. Use the whole thing.
>>727704269because adsense bucksremove adsense and the internet will return to normal
>>727704583It sounds like you're kinda retarded.
>0 percent anything about video gamesYep, it's a snoy thread.
>>727704350That pic is out of date. We're up to 7000 now.
>>727696762>you just need to collect all 781 springlo coins throughout the whole game which will take 60 hours in order for you to unlock marios red hat, otherwise he will never wear a hat the whole game! this is awesome and acceptable
>>727694119>fed honeypotHow?There isn't any CP to be found hereWhen was the last time something posted here led to an arrest?
>>727704583>they are hard to seei think you might genuinely be an obese fat retard with poor vision or something. you should get tested for diabetic macular edema
>>727686281It is in the game, you require to 100% items though.
>>727704906It gets posted more often than you think, it's just the feds posting it.
>>727704820Its too hard to see nigger, thats why your autismo gay pixelshit will ALWAYS be less popular. Cope about it.
>>727705110ok retard
>>727704943Nope in better shape than you’ll everbe fatass, 3D is superior for a reason. Life happens in 3D, your weird 2D shit is a niche abstraction no one cares about or is interested in.
>>727704350Nah. It’s you.
>>727686035Tifa won.
>>727705245No, its you. You have 10 words you repeatedly say. If your goal is to make more people hate nintendo then by all means continue.
looked like shit from the very first trailer.
>>727705187>cant think in the abstractshame that there are people like you who are incapable of rotating a colorful 3d apple in their mind. shame! guess you cant enjoy music as well because its not 3D and material. go to the doctor, anon. i am genuinely worried about you
>>727704858Why are snoys this bad at this?
Who the fuck is Eric?
>>727705648Why is that example accurate to the experience in BoTW? You had to play the entire fucking game before you could actually dress like link. Why is that “good” to you?
>>727705657The great Satan in the tendie religion on /v/.
>>727696126>>727696231BOTH OF YOU ARE THE SAME PERSON.SHUT UP.
>>7277038812d is vastly superior to 3dGo play Rainworld and hollow KnightEven isometric stuff like brigador or unique stuff like highfleet
>>727686876tendies are an extension of the pokemon fanbase where they frequently cast out their own the moment they stop 115% following the latest cult mantrain fact just by saying this i've outed myself as a raider from the dicksnotschizo discord server
>>727705595I’m actually a professional 3D artist and hobbyist musician kek. 2D is B O R I N G. Its FLAT. its SLOW. You stare at one screen and watch the gay little pixel art bounce around. Theres no depth, no mystery, no drama, its BORING AS FUCK.
>>727705803>Go play Rainworld and hollow KnightNo, nigger. Those games look like dogshit. They’re BORING to look at. Id literally rather read a book. If its not in 3D, I don’t want it. Judging by the player numbers, I’m correct, they’re simply not that appealing to most people.
>>727686220Why isn't there atleast some generic ambience music? Who ever thought that designing a open world without any music was a good idea
>>727705657This thread was made by Eric, a snoy and massive OoT fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Switch pedaling for a good decade. He's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.He's also a massive GameCube fanboy that was so buckbroken by BotW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and reverse the damage against him.
>>727686035>20,7 milAre you all brown? How did OP being a spic escape your attention for 100+ posts?
And here we fucking go again Someone shoot this guy in the head please
>>727686220Imagine that pokemon didn't have any route music, not unless you buy the DLC or you complete the pokedex first.
>>727706078At a certain point you just learn to accept the fact we’re all stuck on a brown prison planet and its only going to get worse.
>>727686035it's really over for nintendoonce millennial manchldren die out, nintendo is FUCKED
>>727706050you forgot your image, ericschizo
>>727706181Nintendo is fine, but thankfully, it's finally over for the Metroid Prime series, rest in shit, Metroid Prime subseries, rest in shit.
>>727706290Doesn't look like nintendo’s fine.
Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:>The old Donkey Kong games>Ocarina of Time>pre-BoTW Zelda games>Iwata>Reggie>Rare>The GameCube>Super Smash Bros. Melee>Mario Kart 8Looking forward to them praising Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and Metroid Prime 3 all of sudden
>>727706365They're fine, shout out to the guy that said 2D Metroid was always better than 3D Metroid, he isn't wrong. Dread shits on Prime 4 hard.
>>727686035That is the scummiest thing I've ever heard. Seriously, that is bottom of the barrel bullshit. I didn't even own a switch 2 and I'm pissed.
>>727686035I heard that there is not much backtracking like the other Metroids. Once you are done with an area you are done. There is a lot of lore however for Samus scans
>>727706050Holy Based! Never stop exposing the evil cubies and ootsnoys who have been corrupted by that evil snoy Eric, king!
bros it's 1 mediocre game, you don't need to have a melty over it.
>>727706381>>727706516what is this shithow many layers of flaseflag are you on right now
>>727706554https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEtl3nMJRTk
>>727706594The Switch has been Nintendo's Golden Age to the point of rendering the majority of old Nintendo releases obsolete.Only delusional Snoys unironically believes Melee is better than Ultimate or that 8 is better than World. I could go on.
>>727696762We shouldn't have to spend 100% of the desert in complete silence to get something in new game+....It should be on the second desert section, not the second playthrough!
>>727691867they only got rid of IP count because companies use this place as advertisingif they were so scared about bots and other shit, they'd implement "ID's" or anything that would remove the ability samefag without constant IP resetsas it is, they want it this way so you can't as easily tell it's 1 person talking to himself in the threads they are advertising
>>727706516>PrimesnoysThey're the worst, Prime series was never good and they always shit on the 2D Metroid games which are better. I never liked them in the early 2000s and I still don't like their mentally ill asses now. Not going to forgive them memory holing why Metroid Other M was hated, turning it into some feminist shit because they dared to not give Samus the personality they wanted.
>>727686035Actually it's mainstream reception of Metroid Prime, but yes. Prime 4 Beyond is hurting the reputation of all of Metroid as as a result. What I hope this does is indicate to Nintendo that they should just focus on 2D moving forward.
>>727686035i was rooting hard for them. i can see why it was in deployment hell. good ones quit while ahead.
>>727706381Holy schizo posting.
>>727703881(You) are no one. Speak for yourself.
>>727706449Doesn't look like they’re fine though. In fact I’d even say it looks like they’re in trouble lmao.
>>727696762>you can get music in the desert only AFTER you beat the game, and not even just the story, 100% complete everything which probably includes 10000 gay collectables ala BotW
>>727706516F-zerosnoys are pretty bad too , but iguess they’re cubies at heart
personally I think cheese and onion snoys are the worst but i also don't like yellow spotted snoys or sparkling citrus and lime snoys
consoomer retards will literally defend any terrible product they got manipulated into buying unless it causes them real physical harm. They simply cannot cope with the idea of being tricked into buying actual shit by their corporate overlords. Especially not tendies, who have been brainwashed into thinking nintendo actually gives a fuck for decades.
>>727696773He literally states why in his fucking comment, why the fuck did YOU post, you fucking smooth brained smegma sucker?
>>727686204>cubie>snoyWhat
>>727706831I speak for the data, 2D is simply niche trash for autists, nothing more.
>>727706835With how well their sales are going they're fine. Primefags have always been mentally ill and they sat out waiting for this piece of shit. I knew it was going to not deliver because the Prime series always sucked and never needed to return. Glad Prime 4 sucked ass. Prime 4 also proves that Retro and Primefags never understood the character of Samus like the arguments we made about this back in 2010.
>>727706924just a retard trying to dilute the 'snoy' term and call anyone he doesn't like a cubesnoy, or iwatasnoy, or OOTsnoy, meleesnoy, etc
It’s annoying but there’s still a way to get it without the amiibo. It’s the same retards who had no intention of buying the game or even own a switch 1 or 2 complaining to create a bigger outrage than warranted.
>>727686876Switchfags are a blight that hate everything that's not post-2017 Nintendo, even older Nintendo fans. If you like anything pre-switch you're just a sonyfag in disguise.
I can't wait to see the sales figures in the Weekly Famitsu threads and laugh at all those pointless posts about Myles, proving that nobody besides those groups cares, while everyone else is having fun with yet another instant Nintendo classic.
>>727706078It’s insanely obvious the anti Metroid sentiment is being samefagged so nobody is really surprised but also I don’t know that interface very well.
>>727707139Mylesnoys are the worst
Snoys and PC Vegans are completely and utterly DESTROYED by yet another guaranteed Nintendo hit, to the point that they need to cling to a minor element of the game because they have nothing else bad to say.
>>727707227Gaming in the biden years
I could emulate this piece of garbage on my PC for free and make a billion tendies seethe uncontrollably every thread, but unlike cultists, I do have standards.
>>727707353basedi just bought 10 extra copies this afternooni'm really making the snoy trannies seethei'm chad and based
why would anyone expect some weird FPS spin off for westerners made out of pity by japs to be a good game? Metroid hasn't be a real japanese franchise for like 30 years and gets no sales outside of autistic western tendies
>>727707227crazy how cheap this shit looks. a ps3 indie game from 2012 has a vastly more interesting and aesthetically powerful desert than this game that was in development for like 10 years
>>727707931i dont give a fuck what the japanese think. prime 1 and 2 are pretty damn good and unique games, though they of course have a lot of flaws and do shit way worse than other games that are similar like system shock and thief. the hope i would have, even though i havent owned a nintendo console since the wii, was for this game to take a hint from current gaming culture and make prime more like immersive sims like prey that keep that metroid prime world design of sequence breaking and interconnectedness, but with more interesting gameplay mechanics like pc imsims. of course that was a massive failure seeing as this new game doesnt bring anything new to the table in terms of gameplay and the only new things it does bring are all negatives, so its quite literally an objective downgrade to prime 1 and 2.
>>727707225You are the worst.
>>727686186Imagine if they had a kid together
>>727702269>Using primehack to play with a controller
>>727702269why the fuck are you using primehack if you are still playing with a controller
>>727689862>implying this honeypot of a website is meant for anything other than anonymous shilling
>>727686035>saying this looks like a PS3 game is an insult to the PS3Zoom zoom never saw a PS3 game in his life.
The switch 2 feels kinda underbaked. It feels like DK bananza was the only real launch title they had and the rest are just thrown together stuff. The kirby air riders game, mario kart world and now metroid. Well and pokemon if you want to count that.
>>727708724larping as a millennial is quite cringe, zoomie. see >>727707976 for an actual good looking ps3 game
>>727707139Hate to say it, but Octopath 0 has bigger chances of outselling Prime 4. Metroid was never popular in Japan, especially the Prime games.
>>727707139ZA mindbroke them. Prime 4 might make them kill themselves permanently.
>>727706078QRD? How does that mean he's brown?
>>727693830Don't be such a little bitch
>>727686035lmfao using millennial oldtroon redditors trying to sound like zoomers as an example of real discourse. fucking pathetic
What does beating the game on Hard Mode (or 100%ing Hard Mode) unlock? I see in the gallery there is an empty square for Hard Mode completion in the cutscenes section, right next to the Credits. Seems to imply this is a post-credits cutscene for Hard Mode.Is there a teaser for a new game?
>>727686035>normie sphere started to hate Pokemon>now they hate Metroid tooNintendo only has Zelda and Mario left. and these two are already on thin ice judging by MKW and TotK reception.
>>727696762An ano who has completed 100% of the game said that this is fake. The guy is literally trying to do damage control with something he made up.
>>727706594https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/ootsnoys/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/cubesnoys/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/raresnoys/
Did Eric do this?
>>727686220Just saying that doesn't make that true. We get it, you don't care about basic features.
>>727686220>The amiibo thing is such a nonissueit's just the cumulative incompetency and greed
>>727709609I bet Eric did this.
>>727707139This game will sell like 100 copies in Japan. It will probably sell a few million outside Japan though, may be the first Metroid game to top 5 million.
>>727686810It's three songs. You get two more for finishing the game.It does make the desert slightly less shit, though. They should have had the Viola music as standard and have the Amiibo unlock the other tracks early.
>>727709342You get to see Samus sucking off the black.
>>727706516this is what actual schizophrenia looks like
>>727709645Elden Ring has no music in most of its overworld and no one complained. It's objectively a non-issue.
>>727709398Ummmmm, let's stop spreading misinformation, shall we?
>>727710312>It's just like Elden Ring!
Reminder that "snoys" win no matter what. Nintendo makes good games and is successful because of it? More great vidya to enjoy and support. Nintendo makes bad games and they flop? We'll be eating good next time because they'll feel pressure to actually try. Nintendo makes bad games and is rewarded for it? We get to save money, save storage space, and laugh at tendies getting fucked while they take it with a smile. And even on the occasion where Nintendo finally wins us over after all the shit talk we did, we'll shamelessly buy their games because Nintendo is not our friend, we never owed them loyalty in the first place, and we never staked out identity on hating Nintendo. Until Nintendo can find away to circumvent that last point with the help of their cultish brown shirts in the event the company rises to the power of a world government, "snoys" will always win.
>>727710312because it works with that games vibe, same as dark souls and demon's souls that has literally zero music. not even ambient music. in metroid it doesnt work when youre driving around in an empty desert while shooting and sliding around to just absolutely zero music.
>>727710528Saar, you haven't even played Elden Ring.
>>727707054Ah yes your expert market analysis concludes they’re fine. Well mine concludes they’re in trouble kek.
>>727710564Works just fine for most people. Metroid has always been about atmosphere and not blasting rock music.
>>727710657Then the amiibo shouldn't do anything. And you shouldn't be able to unlock the jukebox either.
>>727710657there is no atmosphere with the desert you stupid cunt. the music of metroid is major part of the games' atmosphere. metroid prime 1 and 2 are luckily so well designed that they could work even with no music, but imagine being in the space pirate frigate orpheon without that music, for instance
>>727704269Shills get paid by the bump, the "social media mention"
>>727710657imagine you had to 100% metroid prime in order to unlock music like this around in the world. you are such cattle just accepting bullshit for no reason. im so disgusted by people like youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXS3XZwPaEkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQCZIb0fbt8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mziw3FQkZYg
if music makes it worse then why can you unlock it using the $30 funko pop? is it supposed to be a punishment for buying a toy?
>>727706516nintendoys are the worst snontendies
on another note, does anyone know if emulating prime remastered is possible? i was kinda busy irl during that whole ordeal and missed out on pirating switch emulation and shit. can anyone help a brother out? id love to play that shit but am not giving nintendo a dime.
>>727711087you will pay exorbitant amount of money for basic features and you will be happy
>>727706381>gamecube is so bad you just put the whole ass consolelol
>>727691017Every high traffic board should have per thread ID
>>727708426Almost every male supersoldier in sci-fi is either sterile or completely uninterested in baby making. The only exceptions are author self-inserts.
>>727711239
>>727686186Crossover game never ever
>>727711342Good
>>727686035>the desert looks like it was designed by the Pokemon CompanyLmao. I'm glad we're finally on the same page regarding GameFreak
>>727710312It doesn't work out well when I know I'm in a slog desert for 50% of the time and I'm repeatedly reminded there's no music because they made the music and locked it out for $30 on purpose, If the devs want to be this spiteful,. I wont even consider buying the game till it's below $20.
>>727696762>you just need to play the game for 30 hours and 100% it to unlock a basic game featureUh, do tendies REALLY think this is some kind of "gotcha" argument?At that point i've beaten the fucking game. Who gives a fuck about unlocked music then?
>>727706159How is this any different than games that change the menu music after you beat the game? Or open the “jukebox mode?”
>>727711580are you retarded? genuine question
>>727686204>anyone who criticises Nintendo plays PlayStationDrone behaviour. Are you by any chance from the subcontinental country of India?
The best part is watching Tendies in the wild try to cope and get absolutely BODIED by normies on YouTube comments or on social mediaTendie: >ACKCHUALLY you just have to beat the entire game, then the music is unlocked for freeNormie>Thats fucking gay as fuck and you are a corporate bootlicker for defending this shit*tendie then flees thread like a rat*
>>727686035Metroid is known as a "legendary" series but in reality it's always been the weakest of Nintendo's main franchises. Samus being a woman is basically the only reason it gets any recognition at all.
>>727686035It doesnt matter, tendies have no standars.Look at those Pokemon games, everyone shits on them but buys them anyway
>>727711757How long until Nintendo retroactively makes Samus trans to drum up sales?
>>727711580Imagine that if in the original metroid you didn't have any music until you beat the game 100% only then you can see that there is actually music for the levels, but you were meant to buy a toy for the music to play or effectively beat the entirety of the game all secrets and items included then play the game (that you just 100%ed and have no more reasons to play) again.
>>727711320Man... That could be us
>tfw eric, snoys, and cubesnoys all team up with the voices in the wall to attack Nintendo and Amiibo I don't like this bros... who put them up to it? Was it the western journo anti-Nintendo conspiracy or was Eric the mastermind and he organized it on discord? Something doesn't sit right with me...
>>727711736Um so why dont they just counter-troll the normies???
>>727686035schadenfreude
>>727711757Metroid has at least 4 games that fans and non-fans acknowledge as some of the greatest NIntendo games ever made. That's a better hit/miss ratio than Kirby or Fire Emblem, not to mention joke franchises like Star Fox.
>>727705995>Why isn't there atleast some generic ambience music?there is ambient music which is what none of the rage baiters tell you
>>727711893MP 4 writers probably wanted to do that
>>727686204…wouldn’t cubies like mp4
>>727710725Extras are just that, extras. What a weird cope.
>>727712142features in the game should not be locked behind buying a $30 toy
>>727711959Because they have actual accounts tied to their shitposts, so they cant hide behind anonymity and lack of ip counters to create a potemkin village. Also normies will just call them retarded fags and move on rather than keep engaging
>>727706748Can't wait to play expedition 33 on my OLED
>>727712186>normie beats retardwhy didn't we think of this sooner
>>727705995Background noise is not real music
>>727712178It's not a feature. It's just a bonus. That's like saying Wrecked Ship not having music is a negative.
>>727711948Eric has billions of dollars. His father has ties to the founding of Israel. He has the entire journalist cabal at his whims and orchestrates all anti Nintendo sentiment because he can't afford a Switch 2
>>727705905>I am an actual blender tranny with no taste and extremely low IQNo need to lay it out this thickly. Bring up your irrelevant life only serves to make your argument sound even more stupid. If you find 2D confusing, you're a literal cripple and shouldn't be allowed near any technological device.
>>727712332It's something already in the game that you're not allowed to use unless you buy a toy.
>>727712286Retard beats AutistAutist beats NormieNormie beats RetardIt's always been like this
>>727712453autist and retard is the same thing. it'schad>normienormie>retardretard>chad
>>727712046StarFoxSnoys are THE FUCKING WORST.
>>7277038812D games are significantly better in 2025 than they were in 1995 because our screens are bigger. Shit like Sonic and Donkey Kong were held back by 4:3 aspect ratio, but nowadays people actually design 2D games so you can see what's coming up ahead of you.
>>727705110it's hard to see is genuinely never something I've heard about 2d platformers as a genre. you've made it up
>>727712142But you said that the extra makes the game worse. So what's the point?
>>727708724reminds me of the desert in lightning returns
>>727686035>20.7kDamn. I hope that the anti Nintendo sentiment gets stronger. They need a big, public kick in the ass. Maybe that will be enough to make them change, hopefully improve
>>727713795they will never improve while there's still tens of thousands of cultists who will support them no matter what
>>727712576No autists get especially peeved by retarded antics. A retard will tie their shoelaces wrong and it'll cause the autist physical pain.Chads are normies, they are just enhanced normies
>>727686035I wish I didn't read those.
>>727711736>NormieFuck off newfag.This applies to the replies too.
>>727686130The point is it could have been in the game, and probably should have.
>>727714030autists are just a subspecies of retards. i'm an autist and i don't give a shit how (You) tie your shoes. normies do and will either publically shame you or laugh behind your back. chads won't say anything either, because they are secure in their own personality and might even defend the retard against normie hordes
>>727711757The previous games are stellar at world building and design, it's really the only Nintendo IP that's a horror game. And generally it's well done, so it's always cool to see whatever they come up with. Or was, anyway..
>>727687412aren't you doing the same thing
>>727714195Retarded fag lmao
>>727705005>feds posting itYes exactly, the "feds" were the ones autistically posting CP on a thread about a game that they decided it was woke and people were just ignoring him. Fuck off, its mentally ill people still thinking that this board is their shitting ground for not conforming to their mentally ill political games.
>>727706748Yep. This ericscitzo is probably a marketer.
>people are called it a watered down god of warnintencultists are never gonna recover
>>727686876Tendies are unironically marketers willing to shill on old nintendo products to shill the new one
>>727686035lol the money laundering will run out soon and nintendo will be forced to pander
>>727706748its also because they sell 4chan passes. they essentially allow outsiders to shit up the boards if they pay a fee and they dont want the actual users call them out. we are essentially the product for outsiders who want to pay to fuck with us.
>>727719323they're buying retarded shit then
>>727704750>IKJL/Arrow keys instead of 1234/ZXCVinsane layout
>>727721154I just use whatever and let it sort itself out.
>bots and pajeets all spam the internet saying nintendo sucks>nintendo still outsells everything else since westerners with disposable income are their audience, not terminally online phoneposters
>>727686035I only wanted a good Prime game after 18 years since Prime 3 released. Granted, I think Prime 3 ended really well so I don't think 4 was even necessary. Dread was good so that took a bit away from the sting of Prime 4s release.
>>727686220It IS an issue when even shit-tier companies like EA and Ubisoft sell whole-ass content DLCs for $30.MP4 has Amiibos (plural) that unlock things you can (and probably will) unlock later, so not only are you paying for an overpriced lump of plastic, you're paying for something you could easily(ish) get for free in a couple days, leaving you with just an overpriced lump of plastic.>>727696773>entire franchise is pretty much only, and I mean ONLY bought by existing Metroid fans, as everyone outside of the fanbase dislikes it for some reason>Metroid Prime 4 has been changed compared to past games to try to pull in new fans>possible new fan in OP's pic doesn't like itIt's relevant.>>727696884I don't get why people keep pointing fingers like it's some kind of console war. The console war is dead. Xbox and Sony fans don't really have pride in their platforms like they did back in the Gamecube/PS2/Xbox era or the Wii/PS3/XBone era.Everyone's just a bunch of whipped pussy-ass bitches these last couple gens as they buy [new gen] out of obligation, like "I have a PS4, I should get the PS5 because big number gooder".Like, we don't even have Halo going around being the Xbox miracle child, the crown jewel of the platform, like we used to.Nintendo's got exclusives, but they're all falling apart in quality and Nintendo itself is going full-Judaism over DLC, physical "DLC", and lawsuits.All that's left of the Nintendo fanbase is primarily just a bunch of NPC robots going around buying everything they can for their Switch 2s and not even playing them because the battery life is ass and most of the new games suck.
>release new console for 500$+ dollars>surprised when the games look like shit still and people give you flakoh no no, tendysisters
>>727686035This game should have been released on the switch 1 a year ago
Metroid was always a niche series, why this is a suprise to anyone is shocking
>>727701456>they've been doing this ever since they started selling amiibos. the nintendo fanbase is ok with them locking things beyond buying a$0.50 NFC card on Aliexpress with weird art printed on it
>it looks like a PS3 gameIt's a Switch 1 game. It basically is a PS3 game. I don't know why people think this is a clever comment.The fact that the world looks shitty and bland compared to even Xenoblade, which is a Wii game, is a bigger problem.
>>727708781DK Bananza is literally, literally, literally a Switch 1 game that they slapped a little extra dev time (and a whole lot of plants) into to make it a "Switch 2 game", and they canceled the Switch 1 version even though a dual-release like the other games would've been fine.Funny that the only game in the list of games you mentioned that is actually native to Switch 2 is Kirby's Air Riders.IIRC the only native Switch 2 games out right now are Welcome Tour, Drag x Drive, and KAR.
>>727726315When you put it like that, it is better than regular ass DLCWe still shouldn't have to put up with either.
>>727707064>cubesnoy, or iwatasnoy, or OOTsnoy, meleesnoy, etcWhy do terms like these piss you off so hard, ACfaggot?
>>727726481I wouldn't be surprised if it needs all of the extra horsepower to handle the terrain deformation, at a decent framerate.
>>727686035And then the Amiibo ends up in Bargain Bins
>>727710557DededeGOD speaks the truth. Enjoying games from a distance instead of worshipping brands is the superior way.
>>727686035Nintendo hate feels so forced to the point where it's hard to discuss actual criticism because it's drowned out by>DUDE HE'S SOME MISINFORMATION I READ POSTED ON TWITTER, IT MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE THEY POSTED IT! NO ONE WOULD LIE ON THE INTERNET RIGHT?Metroid has plenty of problems, and neither of them are an in-game unlock being accessible early via an amiibo or some faggy side character.
>>727689658>>727691017>>727691867This website will never recover from its limitations and regressions
>>727726935>Metroid has plenty of problemsYou aren't fooling anyone, snoy.
>>727699120Fire Emblem of the Wild
realtalk: they dropped Switch 2 too early. People are actually still kind of fine with the regular Switch.It still feels like it's not even really out. It needs Zelda, and Smash Bros, and Splatoon 4 first.
>>727708962he is not defending the corpo
>>727712409It disproves your shitty personal attack nigger, your dogshit 2D games suck and are unpopular, eat shit. I use Cinema4D by the way. Blenders gay.
So do you have to scan the amiibo every time you enter the area or is it a one time unlock?
I like Breath of the Wild more than Tears of the Kingdom, how do I get all the Amiibo costumes unlocks and rewards without the amiibo? What's the trick to tricking Nintendo NFC tag
>>727686204Any criticism of thing I like is (strawman I'm afraid of)
>>727729284You need to install TagMo on your phone and buy blank NFC tags off Amazon. it's been years since i did it, you'd be best off googling TagMo guides
>>727686876>>727707118>post-2017 NintendoI got called a cubesnoy for saying Dread was better than Prime 4.
>>727711736it's unironically cathartic to watch them step out of their famitsu threads (aka the nintendo general hugbox) and be faced with actual criticism in a place where they can't cope about it being "j-just one autistic schizo"
Kek imagine being a primejeet the franchise has been garbage evern since super metroid
>>727729901I think I'll just buy the NFT Zelda coins.
>>727686035I like that even normalfags are calling out Nintendo for erasing the soul of their franchises.
>>727686186do not post that webcomic with too many words
>>727709443>Over 700 fucking results for ootsnoysOoTfags absolutely mindfucked BotWfags beyond recovery, holy fucking shit.
>>727686905>physical downloadable contentrangeban all ESL nations
>>727731434>makes 50 anti-BoTW and anti-ToTK threads every single day because they both sold more than OoT ever will>Y-Y-YOU'RE THE MAD ONES
>>727696762Such a awful design. I've seen countless fan designs that are better.
>>727686035I guarantee if you unblur those comments, at least 4 of them are hispanic.
>>727686035The entire controversy about this game feels forced and to link the opinions of some chungus YouTuber.
>>727731186Reddit is the last stronghold for Metroid Prime 4 apologists.
>>727686220>nonissueHow did you decide that? How do you take a reasonable issue and call it a nonissue? Who are you shilling for? Who is paying you?
>>727704958>you need 100% items FOR THE FUCKING SOUND TO TURN ONThis is AVGN spergout inducing
>>727699889It's for the speed running troons
>>727686035>tech savvy character is ready to operate a machine>"things are about to get reeeeaaal nerdy in here"The dialogue in this game, Jesus Christ.
>>727686876How come this post got so many replies and yet not a SINGLE one explained what the fuck "cubie snoy" actually means?All they did was call tendies faggots (deservedly) with different words.
>radio>on a bike in a section where you're never on the bike that long before hitting a point of interest, where ambience will kick in
>>727734338It's so cringe that it was actually funny for me. I have a very bad taste of humor I know.
>Nintendo knows to never pull this retard crap ever again on a metroid game>Only issue now is that nintendo is NEVER going to make a prime game ever again.FUUUUUUUCK2d-elitist niggers need not reply
>>727686186Sex but they both keep the helmets on
>>727699980Hold the fuck on, are you saying replay value is a bad thing to have in a video game now?
>>727703574Nintendo: Doomed since 1889!
>>727706381>pretend to like>>Ocarina of Time>>The GameCube>>Super Smash Bros. Meleehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ifuPjDREc&t=8shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl-tmYtHDEQ
>>727686204This just sad dude, just accept Nintendo made a bad game. They make tons of good ones, it’s fine. Why act like a retard when everyone can see the game for themselves?
>>727690256You are on the wrong site my guy
>>727703958Describe the rape to me
>>727704332Why is my own inner voice posting
>>727735087sony fans like everything nintendo but the game being discussed at hand that's why they hate nintendo AM I CLEAR??
>>727686186>it took the old halo reach team to kill the metroid seriesFirst 343 killed Halo, then got hired by Retro and killed Metroid.Who will be their next victim?
>>727702269If you right click on where you change the input binding for a button, you get a much more detailed set of options that you can apply via commands. I think I set it up so visors are set to the dpad plus and additional button like LB. You have to tinker around to make it work (for example, I had to set the beam switching to never activate when LB was held, or I got weird double inputs) but I remember it being very comfortable.>>727708450>>727708501>>727704750Before Prime Remastered, Primehack was the only way to play MP with a twinstick layout, and it is still the only way for MP2&3. I'm not OP, but personally I have some hand problems, so controller has always been more comfy; I always use it if I can while gaming. Also I was never a fan of the Wii controls
>>727696762Nintendoniggers like this faggot should be pummeled to death with switch consoles until they're a pulp.
>>727737250Calm down cubie, I'm sure you defend dogshit like the Tingle Tuner in different threads
>>727710557It's almost like you shouldn't mindlessly worship corporations or something.Who woulda thunk???
>>727696762lol
>>727738478Ayyyyy lmao
>>727696450The last half of that post is shitting on the game. You're a fucking moron.
This game is so devisive that anybody can tell whos a fucking shill, its so bad. also lmao the gatcha
>>727738478>This is the reason he deleted the post>Not because the idea of unlocking the music that is played while driving by 100% the game is fucking stupid.
>>727686035>It looks like a PS3 gameIt really does. Why does no-one ever talk about how dogshit, and generations behind Nintendo's games look now? Only the few stuff that's really stylized like Splatoon looks decent/good. The only time people pretend to have standards is when it's time to shit on Pokemon. Yet Nintendo releases 2009 Xbox 360 game one after the other, and there's silence. TOTK looked like ass, and exactly like BOTW, a game it released 7 years after that was developed on the Wii U.
>>727739859>Why does no-one ever talk about how dogshit, and generations behind Nintendo's games look now?It's kind of dead horse at this point. Wii was barely stronger than Gamecube, and then Wii U was on barely ahead of PS3 and 360, then Switch was basically portable Wii U...And now Prime 4 is also designed to be Switch 1 game. I do hope that when they do develop stuff solely for Switch 2 they'll look better, but fuck.
>>727739859Bad/outdated graphics will tolerated if the game satisfies the fans. Say what you want about TOTK ,(I thought it sucked) but most Zelda fans thought it was good. Also, Nintendo USED to be masters of hardware optimization and compression, so the games looked good enough where they could get away with using decade old hardware. If Prime 4 was an amazing game, nobody would be talking about the graphics
>>727708450gyro
>>727686035The greedy cunts at Nintendo went too far this time, enjoy your non-existent sales
>>727740726With lock on, Gyro is kinda useless in Prime games. Although I guess that is also true with k@m...
>>727739859>Why does no-one ever talk about how dogshit, and generations behind Nintendo's games look now?Because graphics whores do nothing but drag the entire hobby down with their focus on muh 4k facial hair muh realistically shrinking horse testicles. Nobody gives a shit if a game looks like it's on the Gamecube as long as it's fun.
>>727741029Yeah the one thing that justifies buying a new system at all is totally irrelevant so long as they successfully convinced your gullible ass to shell out some hundreds bucks more to play it without even offering any yield for it. Fuck tendies are stupid
>>727716832>t. FedNo one is buying what you're selling, faggot.
>>727726629Nintendo has underproduced all Amiibo's since the Animal Crossing ones flooded the bargain bins, then they do drip reprints that cover 1% of the remaining demand. So they're all collectors items, because fans couldn't get them
>>727729901>install TagMo on your phone and buy blank NFC tagsPhones no longer come with NFC anymore, you need to still be using a 10 year old phone for that to work
>>727686035>Nintenderos started to get on everyone's nerves >now everyone is giving them and Shitendo's slop the attention they asked forGood, nuke that shit company and bukkake their retarded cultists.
>>727731186You know it's bad when even game journalists are calling out this shit lmaoOh well. Apparently being the lowest rated Prime game, even below the DS spinoff, is still a win to r*ddit shills still fighting on the front line for this slop's honor.
>>727742778The game was released on both the S1 and S2. Anyone buying the S2 and it's games is an idiot
>>727686220The next pokemon game should lock textures behind completion
>>727686204Why did this post set Eric off so hard? Look at how many times he instructed his cubie slaves to samefag replies at it
>>727686876>>727734529From what I can gather from his past schizo posts I think it means a playstation fanboy who also likes gamecube games and thinks only gamecube nintendo games were good
>>727739859They get away with it because the switch is a handheld so people don't expect much from it
>>727744085You are mentally ill.
Eric won and now his schizo admirer is going nuclear
>>727716243If you're a drooling retard who doesn't understand what words mean then sure, it's the exact same thing. Remember not to stand up too fast without your helmet.
>>727686035>>727731186>>727743784I legitimately almost bought a Switch 2 during black friday specifically for Prime 4 despite knowing about Miles. I am so fucking glad I didn't. Oh well. Guess I'll just reinstall PrimeHack.
why cant eric stop winning?
>>727686035It's in the game and it can be unlocked by 100% the scans, imbecile.
>>727705759>BRO UNLOCKABLES? NO PREASE PREASE I WANT EVERYTHING NOW!!!>>727744395>>727744608>>727744276Eric lost though.
>>727744480come on, you even invented a stupid name for them just like they did
you know maybe games should just be good the first time around
>>727686186we'll bang ok
>>727686035posting tiktok comments from 12 year olds and actual npcs is a next level low for this chinese basket weaving board
>>727744168Thanks for answering the question.
>>727686035the internet has turned against nintendo and this board is the only one too blind to see itthe switch 2 is flopping hard, they went too far