[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/v/ - Video Games


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 103u.jpg (154 KB, 1659x1416)
154 KB
154 KB JPG
>mainstream reception of metroid
It's genuinely over
>>
>>727686035
Good, its Samus fault we have female protagonist garbage in games.
>>
>>727686035
Well, is the music in the game's data, or is it stored in the Amiibos and inaccessible without them to provide it?
>>
>>727686130
it's in the game, you can 100% the game to unlock it or use the amiibo. but it;s obviously locked behind 100% completion to shill the amiibo.
>>
File: InShot_20250902_142201601.jpg (545 KB, 1920x1749)
545 KB
545 KB JPG
>>727686035
>>
>>727686035
>”mainstream reception”
>it’s a handful of cubie snoy discord raiders that always spam anything about the switch era nintendo with negative comments
Nice try
>>
The amiibo thing is such a nonissue so I don't get why people focus on it. The real issue is that the game is genuinely badly structured and a rushed mess
>>
>>727686220
>locking away things that should be in the game by default is a non-issue
Kys.
>>
>>727686204
>>a handful
>literally 30k+ likes combined
>>
>>727686220
Yeah dude. Music doesn't matter. Graphics doesn't matter. Text doesn't matter. Npcs doesn't matter. Story doesn't matter. Only muh mechanical gameplay elements matter. Tendies still have a 1980s mindset to game design and think gamers want Tetris on a calculator
>>
>>727686035
But /v/ told me that was just an emulator bug???????
>>
Will people finally wake up and realise nintendo is shit?
>>
>>727686594
>will the general populace wake up to anything
no
>>
does the jukebox have exclusive music or is just old music
>>
>>727686204
>cubie snoy
what the fuck does this mean?
>>
>>727686220
>locking basic features behind physical DLC is a nonissue
this is why everyone makes fun on tendietroons
>>
>>727686876
It's the favorite buzzword of a specific autist
>>
>>727686035
fuck off schizotendo troon
thee are 100 threads already
>>
lil pup the mainstream reception of any nintendo game is the millions of children who ask their parents to buy the game for christmas because they saw the commercials for it in the middle of their favorite children's brainrot videos on youtube
>>
tendies will eat any slop Nintendo shits out
>>
>>727686876
Tendies are obsessed with inventing nonsensical boogeymen to blame whenever someone disrespects their parasocial relationship with an objectively evil company. They are autistic and lack an understanding of the theory of mind, and can't fathom that people can hold different opinions than them and it makes them upset, and they cope by pretending there's malicious intent from the critics, while ignoring the actual malicious intent from nintendo.
They are a cult.
>>
I....... AM ERIC
>>
>21 posts
>1 image
>1 unique IPs
>>
>>727686220
Free to play monetization in a game you have to pay full market price for? Nintendo only exists to sue better game devs now. It's a net negative.
>>
>>727686220
It’s just being used as a “corporations are le bad” talking point.
>>
When will cubesnoys fuck off so we can have actual discussion about the game and not outrage twitter screencaps
>>
>>727689658
disabling the ip count was a massive mistake, obscuring vital information about public order has regressed 4chanciety 100's of years
>>
>>727691017
It was done because you schizos ruined it with meaningless bullshit. You became the spam.
>>
I never cared about music on a video game but it seems like a big deal for everyone else.
>>
>>727686130
>Well, is the music in the game's data, or is it stored in the Amiibos and inaccessible without them to provide it?
Don't act like this makes a fucking difference you fucking faggot. If it's the latter, then it was bullshit of them to store it in the amiibo.
>>
>>727686383
The majority of them are the same people, retard.
>>
>>727689557
>I....... AM A FAGGOT
We know.
>>
>>727691867
it was done because it was easier to spot shills, this site is a giant shilling business + fed honeypot
>>
>>727690128
>Nintendo golems unironically going "corporation GOOD" just so they can defend the corporation they're unironically emotionally-attached to
Jesus. We need to start hunting down and executing Nintendo manchildren for the good of humanity.
>>
>>727686204
Kill yourself nigger, your low standards and obsession with eating literal shit is why we keep getting crap games.
I waited a fucking decade for this turd.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Exit bag you fucking waste of oxygen.
>>
>>727695940
least schizo cubie
>>
>>727695993
Bing bing wahoo, fucking nigger.
>>
>>727696042
>Bing bing wahoo
i like how cubies aren't even trying to hide that they're snoys now with blatant nintendo-targeted general insults like this. fuck you, eric
>>
>>727696126
No, fuck you. My last nintendo console was the Wii for a good reason.
The fact that you want to keep eating shit and invent boogeymen to deflect is on you.
>>
>>727686220
>Only way to have in-game music for exploring an empty open world that will take hours is by shelling out $30 for a toy you don’t even want
You pathetic fags will always eat shit as long as it comes out of Nintendo’s asshole
>>
File: 1756690865491.jpg (1.49 MB, 2208x2944)
1.49 MB
1.49 MB JPG
>eric the cubie won’t stop trying to spread his scat fetish again
Grim
>>
>>727686220
people give shit to rockstar and other companies for being greedy, but look at rockstar, they constantly update gta online, give free cash, new radio music, the game is permanently discounted at $20, Ubisoft is adding 15 hour free dlcs to their assassins creed game, avatar is getting a third person camera, most ps4 to ps5 games get free upgrades and multiplats as well, ps plus subscription has hundreds of multiplats and highly rated games + current gen exclusives( imagine Nintendo giving away botw, totk, Pokémon for free on nintendo online) lmao yeah sure


Nintendo is the greediest game company bar none, if you disagree you’re fucking retarded
>>
File: 1765032754791129.jpg (406 KB, 828x1180)
406 KB
406 KB JPG
>>727686035
Uhhhh, erictrannybros? Our response?
>>
>>727686035
>one of them literally saying "I've never played this series before"
why the fuck is he commenting then
>>
>>727696762
>bro just beat gta 5 one time and get 100% to listen to the radio

If rockstar did this, you freaks would shit your pants all over the internet, neck yourself already
>>
>>727696773
Snoys will automatically shit on any Nintendo game that releases. This is what jealousy does to people.
>>
>>727696773
Because exploring an empty open world in dead silence is boring as fuck
>>
>>727686035
this is snoy misinformation!
you can unlock the music by 100% completing the game!
>>
>>727696773
It showed up on his algorithm and it doesn't take much to see how bad the desert is
>>
File: 1760182087321373.jpg (63 KB, 513x380)
63 KB
63 KB JPG
>>727696762
>you just need to beat 100% of the game without music to finally unlock the music bro
>>
>>727691867
There was literally no reason to get of IP count except to actively encourage bots and people actively trying to make the site worse. The jannies hate you and are trying to make your experience worse as we speak.
>>
>>727696762
>Now let's stop spreading misinformation, shall we?

Slowly strangling him to death while he weakly attempts to stop me
>>
where were these NIGGERS for Dread
i hate how 3d is so normie that 2d is just forgotten
>>
>>727696762
Cubies bros...the misinfo Eric gave us on the discord.....it was all for nothing.
>>
>>727686035
Good as a Metroid Fan I want Nintendo to get the fucking hint that making every game BOTW like is bad for business along with American Millennial writing accompanying it, I want Hollywood out of my fucking vidya.
>>
>>727686035
Good, Nintendo games are overrated
>>
>>727698817
You will get Luigi's Mansion Of The Wild
You will get Mario Of The Wild
You will get Smash Bros. Of The Wild
You will get Kirby Of The Wild
You will get Pikmin Of The Wild
You will get Splatoon Of The Wild
And you will like it
>>
>>727696762
>shall we?
This gaywad used a messenger bag in high school, and probably long after
>>
>>727696762
100%ing a game is a pain in the ass, why would you still be playing after that?
>>
>>727699889
Nitendo Drones replay their games like 20 times. Weird people
>>
>>727696762
Then I remember that for every normal Nintendo fan like me there are like 5 other wackjob dicksuckers that slurp that nintendo cock, these people deserve to be lambasted.
>>
>>727696762
this is such a stupid decision, it goes beyond simple predatory/greedy moneybaiting
you're actively making your players have a significantly worse experience playing the game, and for what? to sell some shitty figurine that has its own market of collectors anyways?
>>
>>727701323
they've been doing this ever since they started selling amiibos. the nintendo fanbase is ok with them locking things beyond buying a funko pop so they continue to do it
>>
>>727701456
When they started selling amiibos they tended to do more than serve as a physical key for a binary flag.
>>
>>727696762
This is the same thing they did in Star Fox Zero, where the amiibo could unlock either the Black Arwing or SNES Arwing without the need to collect medals. Not a great idea if one of your rewards for playing the game can be bypassed by a $30 piece of plastic
>>
>>727686035
>TikTok
woah that's crazy
>>
File: 1759393231772755.jpg (292 KB, 1485x1149)
292 KB
292 KB JPG
i'm trying primehack with prime 1 and wondering if anyone has tips for what to do with the visor buttons. i have everything else mapped and it seems fine but i'm out of buttons for the visor. what does a normal xbox or ps controller setup look like for this?
>>
Does Samus ever wear her normal powersuit or is it just her Varia suit?
>>
>>727686035
Everyone called me a 'grifter' when I said this shit was gonna get dragged by casuals. Well well tendies, look who was right again
>>
>>727686876
Console wars are suffering from console civil wars.
>>
>>727696773
>have eyes
>see shit
>damn, never been here but that's shit
>tendies REEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>727686035
I cant wait to watch Nintendo collapse, I hate what they've become so fucking much. Dogshit hardware, low effort overpriced formulaic games, reddit tier cringey gimmicks, obese manchildren brainwashed into defending every shitty thing they do, bullies of the industry, mafia of the japanese games industry.
Its honestly insane how evil they are. It blows my mind. I say this as someone with a triforce tattoo. I really never thought it’d get this bad but they really deserve to completely fall.
>>
>>727698705
No one likes 2D games. They’re hard to see and annoying/unrewarding to play. They’re boring.
They were shit back in 95 when I was a kid playing the SNES, and they’re shit now.
>>
>>727703574
Lmao seethe more snoy, you lost and got raped
>>
>>727686180
I thought you just had to beat the game once?
>>
>>727703881
>They’re hard to see
skill issue, anyone can play super duper mario
>>
>>727703958
What does that mean dumbfuck?
I want Nintendo to fail, looks like your shitty metroid game sucks cock, that means you lost.
Also, never been raped in my life.
Such a weird thing to constantly repeat.
I wonder why everyone hates you.
>>
>>727704162
Why would anyone want to? It’s fucking boring.
>>
why is literally everything engagement bait now
>>
>>727703881
>They’re hard to see
What the fuck does that mean?
>>
>>727704269
I don’t know but it makes me really really really want violence in order to stop it.
>>
File: 1734487854417.png (140 KB, 898x861)
140 KB
140 KB PNG
>>727704164
He's a schizo who spams that in response to any post that says anything about negative.
>>
>>727686204
>le cubie snoy discord buzzword buzzword buzzword...
You're in a cult. This is how cultists speak, not normal people. You might as well call anyone who criticizes this slop a "suppressive person" next.
>>
>>727686876
tendie cultists' latest buzzword to brush off critics. they just can't accept that their precious multibillion company is capable of shitting out (or financing) a turd
>>
>>727704269
how is anyone ever going to pay attention to what you're saying if you're not being as obnoxious as humanly possible about it
>>
>>727704269
Internet culture changed. The majority of the website is newfags, it's people who think that's how you're supposed to act on the internet because that's how it is on twitter/youtube/etc and then they bring that mentality over here.
>>
>>727686130
>or is it stored in the Amiibos
Yes, I'm sure you're able to fit so much MPEG-1 audio within 504 bytes.
>>
>>727686220
it should be completely unacceptable to us as a culture that content is locked away behind having to consoom a retarded little chinese plastic toy that cost 50 cents to make yet costs as much as a good indie game. its absolutely idiotic.
>>
>>727704284
Gee idk retard in a 3D game I can see mu character and how they fit and navigate in the environment. Its massively superior in terms of how much spatial awareness there is.
In a 2D game I’m 20 pixels across and effects and incoming attacks are often 5-10 pixels across, its a pain in the ass trying to decode all the abstract sprites in real time while also trying to play. Its annoying as fuck. In a 3d game I can just see my character plainly, without some extra layer of abstract representation, not to mention the tiny as fuck character and animations.
>>
>>727696762
The absolute state of tendies, holy fuck
>>
File: Untitled.png (52 KB, 1062x752)
52 KB
52 KB PNG
>>727702269
You got a keyboard. Use the whole thing.
>>
>>727704269
because adsense bucks
remove adsense and the internet will return to normal
>>
>>727704583
It sounds like you're kinda retarded.
>>
>0 percent anything about video games
Yep, it's a snoy thread.
>>
>>727704350
That pic is out of date. We're up to 7000 now.
>>
>>727696762
>you just need to collect all 781 springlo coins throughout the whole game which will take 60 hours in order for you to unlock marios red hat, otherwise he will never wear a hat the whole game! this is awesome and acceptable
>>
>>727694119
>fed honeypot
How?
There isn't any CP to be found here
When was the last time something posted here led to an arrest?
>>
>>727704583
>they are hard to see
i think you might genuinely be an obese fat retard with poor vision or something. you should get tested for diabetic macular edema
>>
>>727686281
It is in the game, you require to 100% items though.
>>
>>727704906
It gets posted more often than you think, it's just the feds posting it.
>>
>>727704820
Its too hard to see nigger, thats why your autismo gay pixelshit will ALWAYS be less popular. Cope about it.
>>
>>727705110
ok retard
>>
>>727704943
Nope in better shape than you’ll everbe fatass, 3D is superior for a reason. Life happens in 3D, your weird 2D shit is a niche abstraction no one cares about or is interested in.
>>
File: 1000002528.jpg (100 KB, 1068x433)
100 KB
100 KB JPG
>>727704350
Nah. It’s you.
>>
File: IMG-20251202-WA0002.jpg (100 KB, 904x626)
100 KB
100 KB JPG
>>727686035
Tifa won.
>>
>>727705245
No, its you. You have 10 words you repeatedly say. If your goal is to make more people hate nintendo then by all means continue.
>>
looked like shit from the very first trailer.
>>
>>727705187
>cant think in the abstract
shame that there are people like you who are incapable of rotating a colorful 3d apple in their mind. shame! guess you cant enjoy music as well because its not 3D and material. go to the doctor, anon. i am genuinely worried about you
>>
>>727704858
Why are snoys this bad at this?
>>
Who the fuck is Eric?
>>
>>727705648
Why is that example accurate to the experience in BoTW?
You had to play the entire fucking game before you could actually dress like link.
Why is that “good” to you?
>>
>>727705657
The great Satan in the tendie religion on /v/.
>>
>>727696126
>>727696231
BOTH OF YOU ARE THE SAME PERSON.
SHUT UP.
>>
>>727703881
2d is vastly superior to 3d
Go play Rainworld and hollow Knight
Even isometric stuff like brigador or unique stuff like highfleet
>>
>>727686876
tendies are an extension of the pokemon fanbase where they frequently cast out their own the moment they stop 115% following the latest cult mantra
in fact just by saying this i've outed myself as a raider from the dicksnotschizo discord server
>>
>>727705595
I’m actually a professional 3D artist and hobbyist musician kek.
2D is B O R I N G. Its FLAT. its SLOW. You stare at one screen and watch the gay little pixel art bounce around. Theres no depth, no mystery, no drama, its BORING AS FUCK.
>>
>>727705803
>Go play Rainworld and hollow Knight
No, nigger. Those games look like dogshit. They’re BORING to look at. Id literally rather read a book. If its not in 3D, I don’t want it.

Judging by the player numbers, I’m correct, they’re simply not that appealing to most people.
>>
File: images-68.jpg (5 KB, 200x164)
5 KB
5 KB JPG
>>727686220
Why isn't there atleast some generic ambience music?
Who ever thought that designing a open world without any music was a good idea
>>
>>727705657
This thread was made by Eric, a snoy and massive OoT fanboy that's been spamming /v/ with anti-Switch pedaling for a good decade. He's a weekly villain in Famitsu threads and he reports them over and over for calling him out or for spreading facts he thinks needs to be hidden from /v/ (namely sales of Nintendo hardware and software compared to PlayStation and Steam Deck).

If you see posts saying GameCube games are better than Switch games, it's Eric. If you see posts saying Sonic CrossWorlds is better than MK World, it's Eric. If you see the same posts sucking Iwata's dick, it's Eric. If you see the same anti-Nintendo threads popping up over and over, it's Eric. If you see the same posts shilling piracy and emulators, it's Eric. If you see someone denying the existence of Eric and calling him a made-up boogeyman, it's Eric. If you see someone unironically using terms like "tendies" or "Switchfags" and making hyperbolic statements, it's Eric. If you see a red OP image with a Nintendo-related thing, asking some dumb open question, it's Eric. If you see the same repeated lines over and over again, it's Eric samefagging. If you see a massive wall of replies to one post, it's Eric samefagging himself, they'll all be a minute apart. He's always resetting his router and ban evading, and flooding the catalog, and he's got at least a few gigabytes of CP to end any thread that isn't going his way.

He's also a massive GameCube fanboy that was so buckbroken by BotW's commercial and critical success that he's determined to make it the most despised game in history, he wants to change the narrative and reverse the damage against him.
>>
>>727686035
>20,7 mil
Are you all brown? How did OP being a spic escape your attention for 100+ posts?
>>
And here we fucking go again
Someone shoot this guy in the head please
>>
>>727686220
Imagine that pokemon didn't have any route music, not unless you buy the DLC or you complete the pokedex first.
>>
>>727706078
At a certain point you just learn to accept the fact we’re all stuck on a brown prison planet and its only going to get worse.
>>
File: metroid tiktok comments.jpg (418 KB, 1198x1637)
418 KB
418 KB JPG
>>727686035
it's really over for nintendo
once millennial manchldren die out, nintendo is FUCKED
>>
>>727706050
you forgot your image, ericschizo
>>
>>727706181
Nintendo is fine, but thankfully, it's finally over for the Metroid Prime series, rest in shit, Metroid Prime subseries, rest in shit.
>>
>>727706290
Doesn't look like nintendo’s fine.
>>
File: 1519651675501.jpg (79 KB, 960x720)
79 KB
79 KB JPG
Things that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch:
>The old Donkey Kong games
>Ocarina of Time
>pre-BoTW Zelda games
>Iwata
>Reggie
>Rare
>The GameCube
>Super Smash Bros. Melee
>Mario Kart 8

Looking forward to them praising Super Smash Bros. Ultimate and Metroid Prime 3 all of sudden
>>
>>727706365
They're fine, shout out to the guy that said 2D Metroid was always better than 3D Metroid, he isn't wrong. Dread shits on Prime 4 hard.
>>
>>727686035
That is the scummiest thing I've ever heard. Seriously, that is bottom of the barrel bullshit. I didn't even own a switch 2 and I'm pissed.
>>
>>727686035
I heard that there is not much backtracking like the other Metroids. Once you are done with an area you are done. There is a lot of lore however for Samus scans
>>
>>727706050
Holy Based! Never stop exposing the evil cubies and ootsnoys who have been corrupted by that evil snoy Eric, king!
>>
bros it's 1 mediocre game, you don't need to have a melty over it.
>>
>>727706381
>>727706516
what is this shit
how many layers of flaseflag are you on right now
>>
>>727706554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEtl3nMJRTk
>>
>>727706594
The Switch has been Nintendo's Golden Age to the point of rendering the majority of old Nintendo releases obsolete.

Only delusional Snoys unironically believes Melee is better than Ultimate or that 8 is better than World. I could go on.
>>
>>727696762
We shouldn't have to spend 100% of the desert in complete silence to get something in new game+....
It should be on the second desert section, not the second playthrough!
>>
>>727691867
they only got rid of IP count because companies use this place as advertising
if they were so scared about bots and other shit, they'd implement "ID's" or anything that would remove the ability samefag without constant IP resets
as it is, they want it this way so you can't as easily tell it's 1 person talking to himself in the threads they are advertising
>>
>>727706516
>Primesnoys
They're the worst, Prime series was never good and they always shit on the 2D Metroid games which are better. I never liked them in the early 2000s and I still don't like their mentally ill asses now. Not going to forgive them memory holing why Metroid Other M was hated, turning it into some feminist shit because they dared to not give Samus the personality they wanted.
>>
>>727686035
Actually it's mainstream reception of Metroid Prime, but yes. Prime 4 Beyond is hurting the reputation of all of Metroid as as a result. What I hope this does is indicate to Nintendo that they should just focus on 2D moving forward.
>>
>>727686035
i was rooting hard for them.
i can see why it was in deployment hell. good ones quit while ahead.
>>
>>727706381
Holy schizo posting.
>>
>>727703881
(You) are no one. Speak for yourself.
>>
>>727706449
Doesn't look like they’re fine though. In fact I’d even say it looks like they’re in trouble lmao.
>>
>>727696762
>you can get music in the desert only AFTER you beat the game, and not even just the story, 100% complete everything which probably includes 10000 gay collectables ala BotW
>>
>>727706516
F-zerosnoys are pretty bad too , but iguess they’re cubies at heart
>>
personally I think cheese and onion snoys are the worst but i also don't like yellow spotted snoys or sparkling citrus and lime snoys
>>
consoomer retards will literally defend any terrible product they got manipulated into buying unless it causes them real physical harm. They simply cannot cope with the idea of being tricked into buying actual shit by their corporate overlords. Especially not tendies, who have been brainwashed into thinking nintendo actually gives a fuck for decades.
>>
>>727696773
He literally states why in his fucking comment, why the fuck did YOU post, you fucking smooth brained smegma sucker?
>>
>>727686204
>cubie
>snoy
What
>>
>>727706831
I speak for the data, 2D is simply niche trash for autists, nothing more.
>>
>>727706835
With how well their sales are going they're fine. Primefags have always been mentally ill and they sat out waiting for this piece of shit. I knew it was going to not deliver because the Prime series always sucked and never needed to return. Glad Prime 4 sucked ass. Prime 4 also proves that Retro and Primefags never understood the character of Samus like the arguments we made about this back in 2010.
>>
>>727706924
just a retard trying to dilute the 'snoy' term and call anyone he doesn't like a cubesnoy, or iwatasnoy, or OOTsnoy, meleesnoy, etc
>>
It’s annoying but there’s still a way to get it without the amiibo. It’s the same retards who had no intention of buying the game or even own a switch 1 or 2 complaining to create a bigger outrage than warranted.
>>
>>727686876
Switchfags are a blight that hate everything that's not post-2017 Nintendo, even older Nintendo fans. If you like anything pre-switch you're just a sonyfag in disguise.
>>
File: 1627369576997.jpg (76 KB, 853x1024)
76 KB
76 KB JPG
I can't wait to see the sales figures in the Weekly Famitsu threads and laugh at all those pointless posts about Myles, proving that nobody besides those groups cares, while everyone else is having fun with yet another instant Nintendo classic.
>>
>>727706078
It’s insanely obvious the anti Metroid sentiment is being samefagged so nobody is really surprised but also I don’t know that interface very well.
>>
>>727707139
Mylesnoys are the worst
>>
File: desert.png (306 KB, 590x522)
306 KB
306 KB PNG
>>
File: mariochari.jpg (6 KB, 196x197)
6 KB
6 KB JPG
Snoys and PC Vegans are completely and utterly DESTROYED by yet another guaranteed Nintendo hit, to the point that they need to cling to a minor element of the game because they have nothing else bad to say.
>>
>>727707227
Gaming in the biden years
>>
File: 1700056083252.png (106 KB, 496x493)
106 KB
106 KB PNG
I could emulate this piece of garbage on my PC for free and make a billion tendies seethe uncontrollably every thread, but unlike cultists, I do have standards.
>>
>>727707353
based
i just bought 10 extra copies this afternoon
i'm really making the snoy trannies seethe
i'm chad and based
>>
why would anyone expect some weird FPS spin off for westerners made out of pity by japs to be a good game? Metroid hasn't be a real japanese franchise for like 30 years and gets no sales outside of autistic western tendies
>>
>>727707227
crazy how cheap this shit looks. a ps3 indie game from 2012 has a vastly more interesting and aesthetically powerful desert than this game that was in development for like 10 years
>>
>>727707931
i dont give a fuck what the japanese think. prime 1 and 2 are pretty damn good and unique games, though they of course have a lot of flaws and do shit way worse than other games that are similar like system shock and thief. the hope i would have, even though i havent owned a nintendo console since the wii, was for this game to take a hint from current gaming culture and make prime more like immersive sims like prey that keep that metroid prime world design of sequence breaking and interconnectedness, but with more interesting gameplay mechanics like pc imsims. of course that was a massive failure seeing as this new game doesnt bring anything new to the table in terms of gameplay and the only new things it does bring are all negatives, so its quite literally an objective downgrade to prime 1 and 2.
>>
>>727707225
You are the worst.
>>
>>727686186
Imagine if they had a kid together
>>
File: confusedcastle.jpg (78 KB, 590x531)
78 KB
78 KB JPG
>>727702269
>Using primehack to play with a controller
>>
>>727702269
why the fuck are you using primehack if you are still playing with a controller
>>
>>727689862
>implying this honeypot of a website is meant for anything other than anonymous shilling
>>
>>727686035
>saying this looks like a PS3 game is an insult to the PS3
Zoom zoom never saw a PS3 game in his life.
>>
The switch 2 feels kinda underbaked. It feels like DK bananza was the only real launch title they had and the rest are just thrown together stuff. The kirby air riders game, mario kart world and now metroid. Well and pokemon if you want to count that.
>>
>>727708724
larping as a millennial is quite cringe, zoomie. see >>727707976 for an actual good looking ps3 game
>>
>>727707139
Hate to say it, but Octopath 0 has bigger chances of outselling Prime 4. Metroid was never popular in Japan, especially the Prime games.
>>
>>727707139
ZA mindbroke them. Prime 4 might make them kill themselves permanently.
>>
>>727706078
QRD? How does that mean he's brown?
>>
>>727693830
Don't be such a little bitch
>>
>>727686035
lmfao using millennial oldtroon redditors trying to sound like zoomers as an example of real discourse. fucking pathetic
>>
File: 1498315680032.png (134 KB, 476x350)
134 KB
134 KB PNG
What does beating the game on Hard Mode (or 100%ing Hard Mode) unlock? I see in the gallery there is an empty square for Hard Mode completion in the cutscenes section, right next to the Credits. Seems to imply this is a post-credits cutscene for Hard Mode.

Is there a teaser for a new game?
>>
>>727686035
>normie sphere started to hate Pokemon
>now they hate Metroid too
Nintendo only has Zelda and Mario left. and these two are already on thin ice judging by MKW and TotK reception.
>>
>>727696762
An ano who has completed 100% of the game said that this is fake. The guy is literally trying to do damage control with something he made up.
>>
>>727706594
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/ootsnoys/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/cubesnoys/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/raresnoys/
>>
File: 9erykzx1yyrb1.jpg (279 KB, 3840x2160)
279 KB
279 KB JPG
Did Eric do this?
>>
>>727686220
Just saying that doesn't make that true. We get it, you don't care about basic features.
>>
>>727686220
>The amiibo thing is such a nonissue
it's just the cumulative incompetency and greed
>>
File: 5i7kwv.jpg (121 KB, 533x715)
121 KB
121 KB JPG
>>727709609
I bet Eric did this.
>>
>>727707139
This game will sell like 100 copies in Japan. It will probably sell a few million outside Japan though, may be the first Metroid game to top 5 million.
>>
>>727686810
It's three songs. You get two more for finishing the game.
It does make the desert slightly less shit, though. They should have had the Viola music as standard and have the Amiibo unlock the other tracks early.
>>
>>727709342
You get to see Samus sucking off the black.
>>
File: 1740824926455654.jpg (46 KB, 672x391)
46 KB
46 KB JPG
>>727706516
this is what actual schizophrenia looks like
>>
>>727709645
Elden Ring has no music in most of its overworld and no one complained. It's objectively a non-issue.
>>
>>727709398
Ummmmm, let's stop spreading misinformation, shall we?
>>
File: _.png (524 KB, 645x804)
524 KB
524 KB PNG
>>727710312
>It's just like Elden Ring!
>>
File: images.jpg (8 KB, 291x173)
8 KB
8 KB JPG
Reminder that "snoys" win no matter what. Nintendo makes good games and is successful because of it? More great vidya to enjoy and support. Nintendo makes bad games and they flop? We'll be eating good next time because they'll feel pressure to actually try. Nintendo makes bad games and is rewarded for it? We get to save money, save storage space, and laugh at tendies getting fucked while they take it with a smile. And even on the occasion where Nintendo finally wins us over after all the shit talk we did, we'll shamelessly buy their games because Nintendo is not our friend, we never owed them loyalty in the first place, and we never staked out identity on hating Nintendo. Until Nintendo can find away to circumvent that last point with the help of their cultish brown shirts in the event the company rises to the power of a world government, "snoys" will always win.
>>
>>727710312
because it works with that games vibe, same as dark souls and demon's souls that has literally zero music. not even ambient music. in metroid it doesnt work when youre driving around in an empty desert while shooting and sliding around to just absolutely zero music.
>>
>>727710528
Saar, you haven't even played Elden Ring.
>>
>>727707054
Ah yes your expert market analysis concludes they’re fine. Well mine concludes they’re in trouble kek.
>>
>>727710564
Works just fine for most people. Metroid has always been about atmosphere and not blasting rock music.
>>
>>727710657
Then the amiibo shouldn't do anything. And you shouldn't be able to unlock the jukebox either.
>>
>>727710657
there is no atmosphere with the desert you stupid cunt. the music of metroid is major part of the games' atmosphere. metroid prime 1 and 2 are luckily so well designed that they could work even with no music, but imagine being in the space pirate frigate orpheon without that music, for instance
>>
>>727704269
Shills get paid by the bump, the "social media mention"
>>
>>727710657
imagine you had to 100% metroid prime in order to unlock music like this around in the world. you are such cattle just accepting bullshit for no reason. im so disgusted by people like you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXS3XZwPaEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQCZIb0fbt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mziw3FQkZYg
>>
if music makes it worse then why can you unlock it using the $30 funko pop? is it supposed to be a punishment for buying a toy?
>>
>>727706516
nintendoys are the worst snontendies
>>
on another note, does anyone know if emulating prime remastered is possible? i was kinda busy irl during that whole ordeal and missed out on pirating switch emulation and shit. can anyone help a brother out? id love to play that shit but am not giving nintendo a dime.
>>
>>727711087
you will pay exorbitant amount of money for basic features and you will be happy
>>
>>727706381
>gamecube is so bad you just put the whole ass console
lol
>>
>>727691017
Every high traffic board should have per thread ID
>>
>>727708426
Almost every male supersoldier in sci-fi is either sterile or completely uninterested in baby making. The only exceptions are author self-inserts.
>>
File: 1757051127545.jpg (3.17 MB, 1920x5232)
3.17 MB
3.17 MB JPG
>>727711239
>>
>>727686186
Crossover game never ever
>>
>>727711342
Good
>>
>>727686035
>the desert looks like it was designed by the Pokemon Company
Lmao. I'm glad we're finally on the same page regarding GameFreak
>>
>>727710312
It doesn't work out well when I know I'm in a slog desert for 50% of the time and I'm repeatedly reminded there's no music because they made the music and locked it out for $30 on purpose, If the devs want to be this spiteful,. I wont even consider buying the game till it's below $20.
>>
>>727696762
>you just need to play the game for 30 hours and 100% it to unlock a basic game feature
Uh, do tendies REALLY think this is some kind of "gotcha" argument?
At that point i've beaten the fucking game. Who gives a fuck about unlocked music then?
>>
>>727706159
How is this any different than games that change the menu music after you beat the game? Or open the “jukebox mode?”
>>
>>727711580
are you retarded? genuine question
>>
File: IMG_6014.png (585 KB, 654x795)
585 KB
585 KB PNG
>>727686204
>anyone who criticises Nintendo plays PlayStation
Drone behaviour. Are you by any chance from the subcontinental country of India?
>>
The best part is watching Tendies in the wild try to cope and get absolutely BODIED by normies on YouTube comments or on social media

Tendie:
>ACKCHUALLY you just have to beat the entire game, then the music is unlocked for free
Normie
>Thats fucking gay as fuck and you are a corporate bootlicker for defending this shit

*tendie then flees thread like a rat*
>>
>>727686035
Metroid is known as a "legendary" series but in reality it's always been the weakest of Nintendo's main franchises. Samus being a woman is basically the only reason it gets any recognition at all.
>>
>>727686035
It doesnt matter, tendies have no standars.
Look at those Pokemon games, everyone shits on them but buys them anyway
>>
>>727711757
How long until Nintendo retroactively makes Samus trans to drum up sales?
>>
>>727711580
Imagine that if in the original metroid you didn't have any music until you beat the game 100% only then you can see that there is actually music for the levels, but you were meant to buy a toy for the music to play or effectively beat the entirety of the game all secrets and items included then play the game (that you just 100%ed and have no more reasons to play) again.
>>
>>727711320
Man... That could be us
>>
File: maxresdefault (14).jpg (54 KB, 1280x720)
54 KB
54 KB JPG
>tfw eric, snoys, and cubesnoys all team up with the voices in the wall to attack Nintendo and Amiibo
I don't like this bros... who put them up to it? Was it the western journo anti-Nintendo conspiracy or was Eric the mastermind and he organized it on discord? Something doesn't sit right with me...
>>
File: 1745873771071.png (27 KB, 1068x652)
27 KB
27 KB PNG
>>727711736
Um so why dont they just counter-troll the normies???
>>
>>727686035
schadenfreude
>>
>>727711757
Metroid has at least 4 games that fans and non-fans acknowledge as some of the greatest NIntendo games ever made. That's a better hit/miss ratio than Kirby or Fire Emblem, not to mention joke franchises like Star Fox.
>>
>>727705995
>Why isn't there atleast some generic ambience music?
there is ambient music which is what none of the rage baiters tell you
>>
>>727711893
MP 4 writers probably wanted to do that
>>
>>727686204
…wouldn’t cubies like mp4
>>
>>727710725
Extras are just that, extras. What a weird cope.
>>
>>727712142
features in the game should not be locked behind buying a $30 toy
>>
>>727711959
Because they have actual accounts tied to their shitposts, so they cant hide behind anonymity and lack of ip counters to create a potemkin village. Also normies will just call them retarded fags and move on rather than keep engaging
>>
>>727706748
Can't wait to play expedition 33 on my OLED
>>
>>727712186
>normie beats retard
why didn't we think of this sooner
>>
>>727705995
Background noise is not real music
>>
>>727712178
It's not a feature. It's just a bonus. That's like saying Wrecked Ship not having music is a negative.
>>
>>727711948
Eric has billions of dollars. His father has ties to the founding of Israel. He has the entire journalist cabal at his whims and orchestrates all anti Nintendo sentiment because he can't afford a Switch 2
>>
>>727705905
>I am an actual blender tranny with no taste and extremely low IQ

No need to lay it out this thickly. Bring up your irrelevant life only serves to make your argument sound even more stupid. If you find 2D confusing, you're a literal cripple and shouldn't be allowed near any technological device.
>>
>>727712332
It's something already in the game that you're not allowed to use unless you buy a toy.
>>
>>727712286
Retard beats Autist
Autist beats Normie
Normie beats Retard

It's always been like this
>>
>>727712453
autist and retard is the same thing. it's
chad>normie
normie>retard
retard>chad
>>
>>727712046
StarFoxSnoys are THE FUCKING WORST.
>>
>>727703881
2D games are significantly better in 2025 than they were in 1995 because our screens are bigger. Shit like Sonic and Donkey Kong were held back by 4:3 aspect ratio, but nowadays people actually design 2D games so you can see what's coming up ahead of you.
>>
>>727705110
it's hard to see is genuinely never something I've heard about 2d platformers as a genre. you've made it up
>>
>>727712142
But you said that the extra makes the game worse. So what's the point?
>>
>>727708724
reminds me of the desert in lightning returns
>>
>>727686035
>20.7k
Damn. I hope that the anti Nintendo sentiment gets stronger. They need a big, public kick in the ass. Maybe that will be enough to make them change, hopefully improve
>>
>>727713795
they will never improve while there's still tens of thousands of cultists who will support them no matter what
>>
>>727712576
No autists get especially peeved by retarded antics. A retard will tie their shoelaces wrong and it'll cause the autist physical pain.

Chads are normies, they are just enhanced normies
>>
File: 1472589092171.png (977 KB, 595x845)
977 KB
977 KB PNG
>>727686035
I wish I didn't read those.
>>
>>727711736
>Normie
Fuck off newfag.
This applies to the replies too.
>>
>>727686130
The point is it could have been in the game, and probably should have.
>>
>>727714030
autists are just a subspecies of retards. i'm an autist and i don't give a shit how (You) tie your shoes. normies do and will either publically shame you or laugh behind your back. chads won't say anything either, because they are secure in their own personality and might even defend the retard against normie hordes
>>
>>727711757
The previous games are stellar at world building and design, it's really the only Nintendo IP that's a horror game. And generally it's well done, so it's always cool to see whatever they come up with. Or was, anyway..
>>
>>727687412
aren't you doing the same thing
>>
>>727714195
Retarded fag lmao
>>
>>727705005
>feds posting it
Yes exactly, the "feds" were the ones autistically posting CP on a thread about a game that they decided it was woke and people were just ignoring him. Fuck off, its mentally ill people still thinking that this board is their shitting ground for not conforming to their mentally ill political games.
>>
>>727706748
Yep. This ericscitzo is probably a marketer.
>>
>people are called it a watered down god of war
nintencultists are never gonna recover
>>
>>727686876
Tendies are unironically marketers willing to shill on old nintendo products to shill the new one
>>
>>727686035
lol the money laundering will run out soon and nintendo will be forced to pander
>>
>>727706748
its also because they sell 4chan passes. they essentially allow outsiders to shit up the boards if they pay a fee and they dont want the actual users call them out. we are essentially the product for outsiders who want to pay to fuck with us.
>>
>>727719323
they're buying retarded shit then
>>
>>727704750
>IKJL/Arrow keys instead of 1234/ZXCV
insane layout
>>
>>727721154
I just use whatever and let it sort itself out.
>>
>bots and pajeets all spam the internet saying nintendo sucks
>nintendo still outsells everything else since westerners with disposable income are their audience, not terminally online phoneposters
>>
File: umaru-umaru-chan.gif (481 KB, 640x640)
481 KB
481 KB GIF
>>727686035
I only wanted a good Prime game after 18 years since Prime 3 released. Granted, I think Prime 3 ended really well so I don't think 4 was even necessary. Dread was good so that took a bit away from the sting of Prime 4s release.
>>
File: 1758311618088561.png (429 KB, 666x435)
429 KB
429 KB PNG
>>727686220
It IS an issue when even shit-tier companies like EA and Ubisoft sell whole-ass content DLCs for $30.
MP4 has Amiibos (plural) that unlock things you can (and probably will) unlock later, so not only are you paying for an overpriced lump of plastic, you're paying for something you could easily(ish) get for free in a couple days, leaving you with just an overpriced lump of plastic.

>>727696773
>entire franchise is pretty much only, and I mean ONLY bought by existing Metroid fans, as everyone outside of the fanbase dislikes it for some reason
>Metroid Prime 4 has been changed compared to past games to try to pull in new fans
>possible new fan in OP's pic doesn't like it
It's relevant.

>>727696884
I don't get why people keep pointing fingers like it's some kind of console war. The console war is dead. Xbox and Sony fans don't really have pride in their platforms like they did back in the Gamecube/PS2/Xbox era or the Wii/PS3/XBone era.
Everyone's just a bunch of whipped pussy-ass bitches these last couple gens as they buy [new gen] out of obligation, like "I have a PS4, I should get the PS5 because big number gooder".
Like, we don't even have Halo going around being the Xbox miracle child, the crown jewel of the platform, like we used to.
Nintendo's got exclusives, but they're all falling apart in quality and Nintendo itself is going full-Judaism over DLC, physical "DLC", and lawsuits.
All that's left of the Nintendo fanbase is primarily just a bunch of NPC robots going around buying everything they can for their Switch 2s and not even playing them because the battery life is ass and most of the new games suck.
>>
>release new console for 500$+ dollars
>surprised when the games look like shit still and people give you flak
oh no no, tendysisters
>>
>>727686035
This game should have been released on the switch 1 a year ago
>>
Metroid was always a niche series, why this is a suprise to anyone is shocking
>>
>>727701456
>they've been doing this ever since they started selling amiibos. the nintendo fanbase is ok with them locking things beyond buying a
$0.50 NFC card on Aliexpress with weird art printed on it
>>
>it looks like a PS3 game
It's a Switch 1 game. It basically is a PS3 game. I don't know why people think this is a clever comment.

The fact that the world looks shitty and bland compared to even Xenoblade, which is a Wii game, is a bigger problem.
>>
>>727708781
DK Bananza is literally, literally, literally a Switch 1 game that they slapped a little extra dev time (and a whole lot of plants) into to make it a "Switch 2 game", and they canceled the Switch 1 version even though a dual-release like the other games would've been fine.
Funny that the only game in the list of games you mentioned that is actually native to Switch 2 is Kirby's Air Riders.

IIRC the only native Switch 2 games out right now are Welcome Tour, Drag x Drive, and KAR.
>>
>>727726315
When you put it like that, it is better than regular ass DLC
We still shouldn't have to put up with either.
>>
>>727707064
>cubesnoy, or iwatasnoy, or OOTsnoy, meleesnoy, etc
Why do terms like these piss you off so hard, ACfaggot?
>>
>>727726481
I wouldn't be surprised if it needs all of the extra horsepower to handle the terrain deformation, at a decent framerate.
>>
>>727686035
And then the Amiibo ends up in Bargain Bins
>>
>>727710557
DededeGOD speaks the truth. Enjoying games from a distance instead of worshipping brands is the superior way.
>>
File: 1762835766599503.gif (288 KB, 400x500)
288 KB
288 KB GIF
>>727686035
Nintendo hate feels so forced to the point where it's hard to discuss actual criticism because it's drowned out by
>DUDE HE'S SOME MISINFORMATION I READ POSTED ON TWITTER, IT MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE THEY POSTED IT! NO ONE WOULD LIE ON THE INTERNET RIGHT?
Metroid has plenty of problems, and neither of them are an in-game unlock being accessible early via an amiibo or some faggy side character.
>>
>>727689658
>>727691017
>>727691867

This website will never recover from its limitations and regressions
>>
>>727726935
>Metroid has plenty of problems
You aren't fooling anyone, snoy.
>>
>>727699120
Fire Emblem of the Wild
>>
realtalk: they dropped Switch 2 too early.
People are actually still kind of fine with the regular Switch.

It still feels like it's not even really out. It needs Zelda, and Smash Bros, and Splatoon 4 first.
>>
>>727708962
he is not defending the corpo
>>
>>727712409
It disproves your shitty personal attack nigger, your dogshit 2D games suck and are unpopular, eat shit.
I use Cinema4D by the way. Blenders gay.
>>
So do you have to scan the amiibo every time you enter the area or is it a one time unlock?
>>
I like Breath of the Wild more than Tears of the Kingdom, how do I get all the Amiibo costumes unlocks and rewards without the amiibo? What's the trick to tricking Nintendo NFC tag
>>
>>727686204
Any criticism of thing I like is (strawman I'm afraid of)
>>
>>727729284
You need to install TagMo on your phone and buy blank NFC tags off Amazon. it's been years since i did it, you'd be best off googling TagMo guides
>>
>>727686876
>>727707118
>post-2017 Nintendo
I got called a cubesnoy for saying Dread was better than Prime 4.
>>
>>727711736
it's unironically cathartic to watch them step out of their famitsu threads (aka the nintendo general hugbox) and be faced with actual criticism in a place where they can't cope about it being "j-just one autistic schizo"
>>
Kek imagine being a primejeet
the franchise has been garbage evern since super metroid
>>
>>727729901
I think I'll just buy the NFT Zelda coins.
>>
File: Rolling Stones Article.png (763 KB, 1234x909)
763 KB
763 KB PNG
>>727686035
I like that even normalfags are calling out Nintendo for erasing the soul of their franchises.
>>
>>727686186
do not post that webcomic with too many words
>>
>>727709443
>Over 700 fucking results for ootsnoys
OoTfags absolutely mindfucked BotWfags beyond recovery, holy fucking shit.
>>
>>727686905
>physical downloadable content
rangeban all ESL nations
>>
>>727731434
>makes 50 anti-BoTW and anti-ToTK threads every single day because they both sold more than OoT ever will
>Y-Y-YOU'RE THE MAD ONES
>>
>>727696762
Such a awful design. I've seen countless fan designs that are better.
>>
>>727686035
I guarantee if you unblur those comments, at least 4 of them are hispanic.
>>
>>727686035
The entire controversy about this game feels forced and to link the opinions of some chungus YouTuber.
>>
>>727731186
Reddit is the last stronghold for Metroid Prime 4 apologists.
>>
>>727686220
>nonissue
How did you decide that? How do you take a reasonable issue and call it a nonissue? Who are you shilling for? Who is paying you?
>>
>>727704958
>you need 100% items FOR THE FUCKING SOUND TO TURN ON
This is AVGN spergout inducing
>>
>>727699889
It's for the speed running troons
>>
>>727686035
>tech savvy character is ready to operate a machine
>"things are about to get reeeeaaal nerdy in here"
The dialogue in this game, Jesus Christ.
>>
File: GobSlayer hhmmm.png (550 KB, 648x685)
550 KB
550 KB PNG
>>727686876
How come this post got so many replies and yet not a SINGLE one explained what the fuck "cubie snoy" actually means?
All they did was call tendies faggots (deservedly) with different words.
>>
>radio
>on a bike in a section where you're never on the bike that long before hitting a point of interest, where ambience will kick in
>>
>>727734338
It's so cringe that it was actually funny for me. I have a very bad taste of humor I know.
>>
>Nintendo knows to never pull this retard crap ever again on a metroid game
>Only issue now is that nintendo is NEVER going to make a prime game ever again.
FUUUUUUUCK
2d-elitist niggers need not reply
>>
>>727686186
Sex but they both keep the helmets on
>>
>>727699980
Hold the fuck on, are you saying replay value is a bad thing to have in a video game now?
>>
>>727703574
Nintendo: Doomed since 1889!
>>
>>727706381
>pretend to like
>>Ocarina of Time
>>The GameCube
>>Super Smash Bros. Melee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ifuPjDREc&t=8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl-tmYtHDEQ
>>
>>727686204
This just sad dude, just accept Nintendo made a bad game. They make tons of good ones, it’s fine. Why act like a retard when everyone can see the game for themselves?
>>
>>727690256
You are on the wrong site my guy
>>
>>727703958
Describe the rape to me
>>
>>727704332
Why is my own inner voice posting
>>
>>727735087
sony fans like everything nintendo but the game being discussed at hand that's why they hate nintendo AM I CLEAR??
>>
>>727686186
>it took the old halo reach team to kill the metroid series
First 343 killed Halo, then got hired by Retro and killed Metroid.
Who will be their next victim?
>>
>>727702269
If you right click on where you change the input binding for a button, you get a much more detailed set of options that you can apply via commands. I think I set it up so visors are set to the dpad plus and additional button like LB. You have to tinker around to make it work (for example, I had to set the beam switching to never activate when LB was held, or I got weird double inputs) but I remember it being very comfortable.

>>727708450
>>727708501
>>727704750
Before Prime Remastered, Primehack was the only way to play MP with a twinstick layout, and it is still the only way for MP2&3. I'm not OP, but personally I have some hand problems, so controller has always been more comfy; I always use it if I can while gaming. Also I was never a fan of the Wii controls
>>
>>727696762
Nintendoniggers like this faggot should be pummeled to death with switch consoles until they're a pulp.
>>
>>727737250
Calm down cubie, I'm sure you defend dogshit like the Tingle Tuner in different threads
>>
File: snoobert.png (442 KB, 797x865)
442 KB
442 KB PNG
>>727710557
It's almost like you shouldn't mindlessly worship corporations or something.
Who woulda thunk???
>>
File: firefox_ksCvh3vN5g.png (23 KB, 735x159)
23 KB
23 KB PNG
>>727696762
lol
>>
File: 1753890663760911.png (454 KB, 414x499)
454 KB
454 KB PNG
>>727738478
Ayyyyy lmao
>>
>>727696450
The last half of that post is shitting on the game. You're a fucking moron.
>>
File: file.png (5 KB, 305x102)
5 KB
5 KB PNG
This game is so devisive that anybody can tell whos a fucking shill, its so bad. also lmao the gatcha
>>
File: 1738014732602976.png (214 KB, 707x385)
214 KB
214 KB PNG
>>727738478
>This is the reason he deleted the post
>Not because the idea of unlocking the music that is played while driving by 100% the game is fucking stupid.
>>
File: 1692443302451.jpg (212 KB, 1920x1080)
212 KB
212 KB JPG
>>727686035
>It looks like a PS3 game
It really does. Why does no-one ever talk about how dogshit, and generations behind Nintendo's games look now? Only the few stuff that's really stylized like Splatoon looks decent/good. The only time people pretend to have standards is when it's time to shit on Pokemon. Yet Nintendo releases 2009 Xbox 360 game one after the other, and there's silence. TOTK looked like ass, and exactly like BOTW, a game it released 7 years after that was developed on the Wii U.
>>
>>727739859
>Why does no-one ever talk about how dogshit, and generations behind Nintendo's games look now?
It's kind of dead horse at this point. Wii was barely stronger than Gamecube, and then Wii U was on barely ahead of PS3 and 360, then Switch was basically portable Wii U...
And now Prime 4 is also designed to be Switch 1 game. I do hope that when they do develop stuff solely for Switch 2 they'll look better, but fuck.
>>
>>727739859
Bad/outdated graphics will tolerated if the game satisfies the fans. Say what you want about TOTK ,(I thought it sucked) but most Zelda fans thought it was good. Also, Nintendo USED to be masters of hardware optimization and compression, so the games looked good enough where they could get away with using decade old hardware. If Prime 4 was an amazing game, nobody would be talking about the graphics
>>
>>727708450
gyro
>>
>>727686035
The greedy cunts at Nintendo went too far this time, enjoy your non-existent sales
>>
>>727740726
With lock on, Gyro is kinda useless in Prime games. Although I guess that is also true with k@m...
>>
>>727739859
>Why does no-one ever talk about how dogshit, and generations behind Nintendo's games look now?
Because graphics whores do nothing but drag the entire hobby down with their focus on muh 4k facial hair muh realistically shrinking horse testicles. Nobody gives a shit if a game looks like it's on the Gamecube as long as it's fun.
>>
>>727741029
Yeah the one thing that justifies buying a new system at all is totally irrelevant so long as they successfully convinced your gullible ass to shell out some hundreds bucks more to play it without even offering any yield for it. Fuck tendies are stupid
>>
>>727716832
>t. Fed
No one is buying what you're selling, faggot.
>>
>>727726629
Nintendo has underproduced all Amiibo's since the Animal Crossing ones flooded the bargain bins, then they do drip reprints that cover 1% of the remaining demand. So they're all collectors items, because fans couldn't get them
>>
>>727729901
>install TagMo on your phone and buy blank NFC tags
Phones no longer come with NFC anymore, you need to still be using a 10 year old phone for that to work
>>
>>727686035
>Nintenderos started to get on everyone's nerves
>now everyone is giving them and Shitendo's slop the attention they asked for
Good, nuke that shit company and bukkake their retarded cultists.
>>
File: 1738977029510.jpg (743 KB, 1439x2827)
743 KB
743 KB JPG
>>727731186
You know it's bad when even game journalists are calling out this shit lmao
Oh well. Apparently being the lowest rated Prime game, even below the DS spinoff, is still a win to r*ddit shills still fighting on the front line for this slop's honor.
>>
>>727742778
The game was released on both the S1 and S2. Anyone buying the S2 and it's games is an idiot
>>
>>727686220
The next pokemon game should lock textures behind completion
>>
>>727686204
Why did this post set Eric off so hard? Look at how many times he instructed his cubie slaves to samefag replies at it
>>
>>727686876
>>727734529
From what I can gather from his past schizo posts I think it means a playstation fanboy who also likes gamecube games and thinks only gamecube nintendo games were good
>>
>>727739859
They get away with it because the switch is a handheld so people don't expect much from it
>>
>>727744085
You are mentally ill.
>>
Eric won and now his schizo admirer is going nuclear
>>
>>727716243
If you're a drooling retard who doesn't understand what words mean then sure, it's the exact same thing. Remember not to stand up too fast without your helmet.
>>
File: 1763824462208.jpg (65 KB, 561x484)
65 KB
65 KB JPG
>>727686035
>>727731186
>>727743784
I legitimately almost bought a Switch 2 during black friday specifically for Prime 4 despite knowing about Miles.
I am so fucking glad I didn't.
Oh well. Guess I'll just reinstall PrimeHack.
>>
why cant eric stop winning?
>>
>>727686035
It's in the game and it can be unlocked by 100% the scans, imbecile.
>>
>>727705759
>BRO UNLOCKABLES? NO PREASE PREASE I WANT EVERYTHING NOW!!!
>>727744395
>>727744608
>>727744276
Eric lost though.
>>
>>727744480
come on, you even invented a stupid name for them just like they did
>>
you know maybe games should just be good the first time around
>>
>>727686186
we'll bang ok
>>
>>727686035
posting tiktok comments from 12 year olds and actual npcs is a next level low for this chinese basket weaving board
>>
File: Thumbs up dude.jpg (15 KB, 149x230)
15 KB
15 KB JPG
>>727744168
Thanks for answering the question.
>>
File: 1534784811330.png (126 KB, 898x898)
126 KB
126 KB PNG
>>727686035
the internet has turned against nintendo and this board is the only one too blind to see it
the switch 2 is flopping hard, they went too far



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.