>click on gaming video>le youtube voice>shoot my monitor in the face
>>727686293>le youtube voicewhy do millennials have such an aversion to people putting effort into things? the moment you think someone isn't doing something completely ad-lib you get offended.
>>727686293>click on video>facecam in everything>person had a twitter, but got rid of it for the cesspool of misery and woe known as bluesky>screams at literally everythingFuck off.
>>727686419why are you assuming op is a particular demographic?
>>727686419hamming it up is putting in effort in the wrong place
>>727686293If I wanted to watch a let's play without commentary I would just play the game myself
>>727686519>>person had a twitter, but got rid of it for the cesspool of misery and woe known as blueskyfuck off bootlicker
TotalContentCreatorDeath
>>727686764because hatred of trying started with us
>new game comes out>career sloptubers absolutely dogpile the category with rushed 11+ minute guides>spam shit guide videos so much that even just searching for videos of a specific scene or music fills your search results with these retarded clickbait guidesI miss youtube before "content creators" and "youtubers", I miss it before it was a potential career to failed normalfag childless dadgamers who see everything as an opportunity to "make it".
>>727687145>my hobby was supposed to be exempt from this sort of thing!!why, because you got bullied in school for being a geek?
>>727686293>Youtube video on a game I'm thinking about getting, may as well check it out and see if it's worth my time>Skit after skit after meme after meme every five seconds>Zoomer speak constantly>The comments are all retards saying this is funny as fuck>Immediately click "do not recommend channel"I hate this shit so much. I miss reviewers like Total Biscuit who just reviewed the fucking game without filling the video full of brainrot and key jangling for the zoomers and alphas.
>>727686874>implying bluesky isn't just corpo sloppy seconds
>>727686293>HEYYY GUYSSSThe worst..
>>727686293>le youtube voiceI'd take that over the depresso fucking delivery every gaming video has nowadays. You know the one, the souls essay one.
>>727687259>Come to a website dedicated to nerdy things>Get upset and angry nerds are on the websiteMaybe twitter or reddit are more to your speed.
terrible frogposter thread >>727686085
>>727687361right because reddit isn't the nerd website. thats the 'cool kid' (derogatory) website in your subconscious.
>>727686293I'm pretty torn on it because there are times where I will play a Kevduit video on another monitor and tolerate it, but other times I need something more soft spoken and slower playing in my ears like Oboeshoes
HEY GUYS WHATS UP
>>727686293>video starts>duuuuuuh im a retard what is this how do i open this door chat what is this help me oh my god haha that's INSANE BRO >epic and funny jump cut transition graphic >wacky theme song and intro plays
>>727687537forgot the ad placement 15 seconds into the video
>enjoy a vidyatubers high-quality, well-edited content talking about vidya and such>vidyatuber starts streaming>within a year every new upload is just a sloppily trimmed down gameplay stream VOD
>>727687713well yeah man thats the grift with any entertainment. you start out good, get a base, accumulate views then maximize profits.do you think people are not entitled to the fruits of 'making it'?
>>727686293>click on video>its just a thinly veiled ad for product thats loosely associated with the topicAbolish ad revenue right fucking NEOWWWWWW
>>727687776Theyre not entitled to anything
>>727687259You're hallucinating
>>727687960why because they get to make money playing videogames and you dont?
>click on gaming review video>60% of it is ancient /v/ memes and trying too hard to pander to the 4chan demographic
>>727688310is it even that much of a reach to assume that most 4chan users were bullied nerds? why else would everyone here be so spiteful, contrarian and mad at women?
>>727688350Because no one is entitled to anything ya mong, but you sure seem to feel entitled
>>727688410None of that has anything to do with what I typed lol, take your medication retard.
>>727686419WWWWWWWHATS UP ANON IT'S YA BOY
>>727686874bluesky isn't truly federated
WEEEEEELLL WHAT IS GOING ON THERE FOLKS, IT'S STINKY WINK CHARLIE, AND WE'RE HERE WITH ANOTHER STINKY VIDEO
>MAKE SURE YOU SLAP THAT LIKE BUTTON OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP AT 3 AM.
>>727686293>click on challenge run video that seems like it could be interesting>it's just some retard's supercut of a fucking twitch stream>non-American English accent>sponsorship segments (visible and skipped thanks to Sponsorblock)Basically, I fucking hate most modern-day "content" and am to the point I would rather get drunk at my friend's place and watch him get pissed off while losing at Elden Ring. It's literally more entertaining than the garbage people claim to be amused by on Youtube or whatever nowadays.
>>727689694>hanging out with my friends is more entertaining than watching youtube
>>727689969Yeah, my friends are some of the most boring people I know. Almost as boring as me. Yet somehow they manage to be more interesting to me now than people who tailor-make their entire persona TO be "interesting".It wasn't always like this. Years ago, my friends and I would get together to watch youtuber gaming channels. But now, it's fucking tiresome shit.
>>727686293>click on gaming video>"ayy mi amigos, it's Cousin Jose coming at you with another episode of TacoSombreroMexico Gaming"
>>727687145Trophy/achievement guide writers on pstrophies, Steam, etc get the most respect from meMore than wiki writers, more than YouTubers Those guys are so unbelievably addicted to optimizing 100% runs that they will utterly break a game within a day of release and provide the most no-nonsense methods to getting stuff done
>>727687289>I miss reviewers like Total Biscuit who just reviewed the fucking game without filling the video full of brainroTerrible bait.
>>727687056who is this "us"?
>>727691064the main demographic of 4chan, guys in their 30s
>>727687145>You need to be doing THIS>13 things I wish I knew before I played X>15 quick tips for X>I was playing X WRONG until I discovered THIS>Go from NOOB to PRO in 5 minutes (video is 18 minutes)
>>727691567The main demographic of 4chan are jeets and south Americans in their teens and twenties
>iceberg video>early tier of iceberg fact>ermmm yeah i dont know what this is referring to i couldnt find anything in my research if you know hit me up in the comments!>happens more than once in the same video
>>727688909!!!!!!96REDDITOR69!!!!!!!!!
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>>727686293>click on gaming video>le dailymotion voice>shoot ropes on my monitor
niggas dont run sponsorblock or what?
WHAT'S UP GUYSIT'S YOUR BOYBEFORE WE GET STARTED
>WHUAT'S UP GUYS AND GALS-
>click on 40 minute+ long video>every five minutes after every 'chapter'/topic the video grinds to a complete stop, blackscreens/fades out and then starts againAre they baiting for ad breaks or something? I've noticed it the most with this fag.
>>727687683forgot to add what placement?
>>727694814>what's up guys and gals>it's a hearts of iron video
>>727695136Im trans btw
>click on 5 year old video>hear manly man voice>look at avatar>its a cartoon female>click newest video>femboy voice
>>727686293>THE RISE AND FALL OF [GAME]>The series just ended after a trilogy but never had any bad game or controversy
>click on video>"GTA 4 is a snapshot of the world before it changed">repeats 4x without elaborating point>video endsCould've been an email
>click on youtube short because youtube wont stop fucking pushing them despite me clicking the x and one looked interesting>every single one has to end with "this is why" to set up the fucking epic loopi dont get why tik tok and shorts never just set these things up to auto scroll when a video ends
>>727686519>click on video>keeps cutting to the uploader talking at the cameraFuck off, there is no reason to stick your ugly, dirty, piercing-riddled, shitty dyed-hair face in a video about some game.
>video gets to part where uploader says something extremely cringey>video cuts to black>"oh my gooooddd why did i say that sorry guys haha!"YOU WROTE ITITS IN YOUR FUCKING SCRIPTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>self-censoring in any capacity because MY ADBUXDon't assault my ears with these faggy beeps or static noises.Do these filthy advertisers really hear someone say "suicide" in a video and shut down everything? Even though they're almost certainly playing their corporate sludge alongside shows on TV that talk about worse?
>Video starts>Mii Channel theme playsFOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHANGE YOUR FUCKING SOUNDTRACK FOR ONCE FOR FUCK'S SAKE I HOPE NINTENDO STRIKES YOUR SLOP GARBAGE AAAAAAA
>>727697434apparently youtube ai went batshit insane with false alerts leading to temporal and permanent bans in the last month or two.>ai flags your vid and bans your whole channel>try to appeal>ai says it was right and tells you to fuck off>three strikes (false or not) and your channel is gone>everyone scared for their income
>>727697726its even worse with the persona 5 ost
>>727697753What's the endgame here? Surely less hits on videos overall also means less money for jewtube.
>>727697164I WANT SOME STEAK DINS, ON THE GOOD, MIGHTY MAN MEALS
>>727697838i don't think there's a plan. they set up the tool, so they could fire 99% of mods. (which is good, fuck them). but the tool is obviously even worse than the mods. lmao, get fucked meatbags. youtube is being sued by some streamers already, so they will either adjust the ai or increase mod-population again (unlikely).
>retrospective of a game with ingame files to read>youtuber brings in 30 no name youtubers to do epic voice overs for each filei really need to find new background noise for work ive gotten bored of music and youtube keeps autoplaying retroslop no matter what i clicked on to listen to
>>727698318>50 CENT MIC CARL?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
> stuck on this part> look up walkthrough> click first video> "hey guys today we're playing [GAME], it's an action-adventure game from 2018 by [PUBLISHER]"> dude starts giving his life story> "sorry for the mic btw my cat died this morning"
>British voice>Female voice>Facecam, vtuber, or drawing of the youtubers persona on the screen>"Brought to you by-">Video is unnecessarily long>Video is too short with constant tiktok jump-cut editing>Background OST is from donkey kong country, mario, or any nintendo game unrelated to the videogame they're talking about>Mentions their discord or twitter during the video (complete with in-jokes)>Sounds like they have broccoli hair (you know the sound) or speaks with vocal fry, the "deep youtube voice" or an obvious falsetto>Uses any of the following words/terminology when talking about a videogame: Liminal, Ludonarrative, Gameplay loop, development hell, vaporware, retrospective, developer intentions, player choice, player agency, or story beatsNot a single video with any of these is worth watching.
>find video on how to do something>it's the sort of thing where having a text guide is infinitely easier to follow than a video>the actual text guide can only be obtained by going into their discord and getting the google doc link from thereYou bet your ass I went in there and stole the guide to put on pastebin. Fuck you for doing that shit.
>>727698704>broccoli hair (you know the sound)No I don't, elaborate.
>>727698704i wish all these game publishers would anally ream the people using their soundtracks as background noise for their monetized slopthe tears in their eyes as they have to overwrite the music with Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape
>>727693460>>13 things I wish I knew before I played X>>15 quick tips for XI watch these. thanks sloptubers
>join discord vc with zoomers>bruh, no shot, tuff, cap used unironically>start using the lingo tooIs it over for me?
>Click "X ranked in game" video>"Just so everyone remembers this is a subjective list. As you know if your views differ that is totally fine. Please do not get angry in the comments this is just my personal preferences and i do not want to off..."SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP
>>727699183Are 009 Sound System's songs still copyright friendly after all these years?
Why is AI dubbing on by default?
>youtuber is fine on his own but has a tendency to insert his annoying as fuck friends into his videos
>>727699496Youtuber too lazy to change that setting.
