>Tendies were adamant that McKenzie was just a one-off tutorial NPC that would disappear after the first hour of the game.One of the most memorable copes of recent years. Based on absolutely fuck all.
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its funny cause its what the average metroid fan looks like
>>727686952I'm not that ugly
>>727686952Yeah they don't like self inserting in games because they all look like this fag. Thats why they play as Samus and pretend they're a hot girl
>>727686497>>727686652what is with brown turd worlders and their obsession with cuckoldry and NTR
>>727688001They are married.NTR isn't a factor
>>727688001Only people who hate NTR are idiots who self insert as the cuck. Nice to know which character you identify with btw.
>>727689975This cope will never, ever work, cuck.
>>727687080>>727686901>>727686628>>727686494>>727686407>>727686321>>727685853>>727685760>>727685549>>727685426YEAH, THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY!! FAGGOT FIGHTING! READY, GO!!!!!
>>727686497>drive around the desert looking for green crystals and secrets>this annoying faggot keeps randomly radioing me to ask if I'm lost and to check my map to know where to go
>>727691419hey, that's me
>>727688001It’s an everyday part of life for them so this is how they cope.
>>727686497This guy might be the faggiest example of mass hysteria in history. He's a normal ass character but people have grown so obsessed with finding the new Forspoken it's like they deluded themselves into hearing a different game.>"Oh hey Samus">GRAAAAAAH THIS IS SO REDDIT WHY IS THIS HERE NINTENDO YOU KILLED MEImagine melting your brain to this point, scary.
It's funny how hard Vinny is coping about Prime 4.
