Any more medieval games with wenches?
Real life.
>>727687851holy S H I T you can see her FUCKIN areoler hummina hummuna HOO-JOW!!!
>>727687851
good boobie
>>727687851guh
Game?
>>727687851>tfw have a fetish for beautiful women in modest victorian/medieval era dresses & clothing>tfw I realize I will never experience it in real life, and there's barely even any smut of itWtf do I do bros, there's no good stuff for guys like me out there
>>727687851Do you think medieval folks really found big tits attractive back in them days or was it something we take for granted like good teeth?
>>727688832Agree it's a hellish timeline we are living in
>>727688832do you have braindamage? Just visit a medieval/renaissance faire. bunch a sluts walking around there
>>727688832ren faire. they're also insanely slutty once they're out of character so you can take your pick of buxom wenches
>>727688928Yes, believe it or not they found big breasts and big butts attractive. Despite what shitposters on 4chan say, people have liked big ass and titties forever and the idea of the petite woman came entirely in the 1950s and 60s because your wife was just a fashion accessory to show off to the fellas so you needed a sleeker model.Cavemen made the most unga bunga thicc as bricc drawings and sculptures they could. Look at ancient greek statues, plenty of the ladies have d-cup tits and toned, round asses that are bigger than anything you see in modern vidya.
>>727688832Isn't there that shorts girl that focuses on those dress styles as well. Hot as fuck and great cleavage.
>>727689019Be nice to the autist, he probably doesn't go outside.>>727687851For me, it's Katherine.
>>727688928Healthy teeth is big
>A friar preaches against adultery and says, "It is such an abominable sin that I would rather sleep with ten virgins than a single married woman."-An Italian joke recorded by papal secretary Poggio Bracciolini in mid-15th century
>>727688928It is past medieval age, but pic related was painted in 1625.
HUGE SOPPING WET MEDIEVAL BREASTS
>>727688832>fetish for beautiful women
>>727689507What games have wet nurses? Other than Crusader Kings 3, which ruins the concept.
>>727687851Skyrim
>>727689019>>727689054>>727689120>just go to a ren faire bro, there’s plenty of hot medieval babes there>meanwhile what the average person at ren faires looks like:
>>727688928It was the time were push up dresses were invented, whatcha think huh ?
>>727687851Defender of the Crown. They come in blonde, brunette and redhead varieties. There is also a quest about saving a hot noblewoman in Robin Hood: Defender of the Crown remake from 2003.https://youtu.be/JmcChSo3ATE
>>727689809why would go for the pig if you're not pierce brosnan
Conquests of the Longbow: The Legend of Robin Hood
>>727689809Who's the walking paizuri machine?
>>727689827Ackshully, they weren't. That is a modern depiction of medieval clothing and there's no indication it was anything like that. What little evidence has survived says that while there was some of breast support they didn't have clothing designed to exaggerate and expose cleavage as that would have been considered so insanely slutty even a prostitute wouldn't have dressed that way.
>>727688591Gone too soon. If it was moddable and real open world it would have become The Sims: the Guild.
>>727689809shes cute
>>727687851WHAT GAME TELL ME ALREADY
>>727690404super mario land 2
>>727690404It’s AI
>>727690404dishonest XD electric boogaloo
>>727690404Boku no Pico
>>727690286>If it was moddableIt was. It was basically the same engine as Sims 3 except with a graphics update and was just as easy to mod. It's just nobody cared to.
>>727688480>>727688515>>727688928>>727689507>>727690192You mean like this?
>>727689809Just think of how wealthy she is to be that fat.
>>727690404have you tried reading the file name?
>>727690626there's a bee in her booba
>>727688832>victorian/medieval eranigga those are two completely different eras
>>727690627Peasant mindset
>>727690626Gingers are a proof that God exist and is merciful.
>>727687851Kingdom Come Deliverance, both of them.
>>727687851>>727690630Is this supposed to be from a cutscene or something? I can't find this character anywhere when I look up the kingmakers
>>727689120>>727690809>big booba wenches>breast physicsMan /v/ would be endless kcd2 shilling till the end of time if Vavra hadn't inserted the trifecta of gay/jew/black into the game.
>>727688832get a gf and just buy her the clothes off amazon or somethingif you can't get a gf find a call girl you like and pay her to put on the clothesthere, dream fulfilled
>>727689809This is the guy who calls you incel.
>>727689751>engravings inside the cupMy immersion....
Which way?
>>727690404E = mc2 + AI
>>727691143Still don't understand this meme. Also,>no curtain callImagine regurgitating a meme incorrectly. Bet a woman drew that, and also struggles with POV.
>>727688480based
>>727690704and it should be me
>>727689972>flag of Denmark>island of Britain
>>727690626God I wish that were bee.
>>727688832y'all niggas will call anything a fetish nowadays
>>727691029He couldn't help himself, his blood controls him.
A women above and below this line have hairy pussyRine starts here -----------------------------------------------
>>727691215I would have choked from laughter lol
>>727691441
>>727691215God in jannah I need this
>>727691029don't forget the gypsies
>>727689809>>727690626>Bessie! Thank the gods for Bessie. And her tits!
>>727687851Bard's tale
>>727691029Thank god I’m not brain-damaged and can still enjoy the game
>>727691215I'm starting to believe renaissance fairs have less to do with history and more to do with just being an excuse to dress and behave as a sexual deviant.
>>727691773>MORE WINE
>>727691215>i love deflowering that little throathow did he keep the drink on his mouth lmao
>>727690790That would explain why Hollywood is replacing so many of them with niggers
>>727691967jews hate gingers
>>727689120wtf henry can put baby in her?
>>727691502that's a dude
>>727691215Daily reminder women do this as an act for money and are legitimately repulsed by your fetish of wanting to be dominated. Submissive men are not attractive.
>>727691930>You heard the Hand, the king's to fat for his armor! Go find the breastplate stretcher, NOW!
medieval girls are so cute bros
>>727692317you cant tell me that woman that are neck deep in the dominatrix lifestyle for decades dont get off to it. just google dominatrix, look at all the old wine aunt looking hags
>>727692317It is actually pretty wild how massive the discrepancy between sexes is by that regard. I recall reading that according to a survey done in BDSM circles almost all straight women (it legit was like 90%) in kink communities consider themselves submissive, while in case of straight men the ratio of submissive and dominant is closer to 50/50. It is no wonder women can make a living as professional dommes.
NIKKE
>>727689056You have it backwards, before the 20th century small perky tits were consider ideal since it meant you was still young and fertile. Tits in general wasn't sexualized the same way they are now, they were too tied to breastfeeding. it's only after the introduction of formula and implants that big boobs become popular.
Reminder that medieval men were already into fictional warrior women. Amazon tales were rather popular in chronicles. In those stories the queendom of Amazons was usually located somewhere between Europe and Central Asia, because according to legends that is where Alexander the Great had met amazons.
>>727693016
>>727692667Bullshit, you can read bawdy poems from pre 20th century Engerland talking about how big girls tits and asses are and which girl has the biggest tits. Humans have been horndogs since before the written word. Some of the first stuff we drew was sucking dick and licking pussy because even cavemen figured out that shit feels good.
>>727692317Yeah healthy women want to be dominated and nothing wrong with you anon if you felt disgust. Personally I'm into sweet mature ladies, but that webm looked fun.
>>727692667BS. There were cases of artists showing off a perky titty here and there, but big bosoms dominated. As long as there was no church influence that despised anything sexual you had artists drawing nice juicy melons.
>>727688832>and there's barely even any smut of itmake your own
Modded Skyrim is your friend
>>727691823your brain damage is what lets you enjoy dei slop
>>727688832Just pay a hooker to wear one of those renaissance fair dirndl dresses. If its the corsets you're looking for, medieval peasants didn't look like that anyway. Only sexy thing about everyday women's dress was the fact they didn't wear any panties underneath.
>>727692603Its just not how women are wired. Maybe they are into it but they cant really beat their own nature, most would just love to get fucked good, as a man its different
>>727692667>Tits in general wasn't sexualized the same way they are now,Not true at all. 300-400 years ago the tale of a Nixie washing her hair on a rock was common. And the story said how she had "tits like buckets". Her tits were in fact so large that she could grab them from the elongated nipples and throw them behind her neck.
>>727689056Bro they liked fat chicks. They had big butts and tits because they were fat. And only recently has being fat come to be seen as a lower class thing.
>>727694421Is that meant to be sexual or repulsive
>>727694925Both. It's basically a mermaid.
>>727694421That was more troll or witch women than nixies as far as I know
>>727688591This>>727690286Loved the potential that game had. I was insanely disappointed with how limited they chose to make it.
From the game HUNGER
Come back to Skyrim
>>727690704It's a boobee
>>727691823I'm actually playing it right now and really enjoying it. I loved muh bohemian peasant simulator too much to be bothered by Vavra selling out when the sequel is otherwise just better in every way.>>727691751They've been annoying but whats actually wrong with them? Everyone hates them and they're retarded criminals which seems realistic.
>>727688832There's a whole niche internet community of women who are obsessed with Victorian fashion and they would probably love to be with a guy who will also dress up in Victorian clothes and pull their corset tight for them.
>>727688832>tfw can generate my own smut of exactly this subject matter then animate it with Wan
>>727688832Take the AI pill and get genning.
>>727687851where's the fucking sauce
>>727698964It's in the name I don't know where that screenshot comes from though
>>727692631I don't believe 50% of men are subs. It's gotta be like 10% or something. It goes against our nature.
>>727687851damn, that hits just right
>>727689809Anon, this means if you are even MARGINALLY better looking than this (OR otherwise more charming), your chances are essentially endless. Then again, what am I saying and where am I?
>>727699019you're not helping
>>727690046Underrated game.
>>727699610https://store.steampowered.com/app/2109770/Kingmakers/
>>727687851MEET N FUCK KINGDOM, STEVE!
>>727699610Blind as fuck
>>727693016>>727696175>>727691393Based.>"You know what I would like to do? I would really like to have sex with a tall woman. I mean really tall. Like six-five."
>>727699610Literal retard
>>727693471tits too big otherwise 10/10
>>727698849>>727693595kill yourself you disgusting half breed
>>727694095I would pamper her and make her a woman.https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Gallen_Kallela_The_Aino_Triptych.jpg
>>727688832>fetish for beautiful womenI hate zoomers so much>the joke: I'm horny
>>727690512i can't find that game
>>727699672>>727699778tell me where op's pic is anywhere on the game's steam page or in the game
pic will always be my fav
>>727700336>wants to mix food and sex>that time "it moved"george is so based>>727694095what do you do about all her body graffiti?
This the thread?
>>727702976Is this actually representative of in game?
>>727702976Nice
I love tall, statuesque, hourglass-figure women who live actively in tune with nature. Those who train their bodies and minds, embrace sweat and raw physicality, and proudly keep a full, untamed bush as the ultimate symbol of their primal, unapologetic femininity.
>>727691920They are.Like most things, it's a sexual fetish mostly. It's similar to "trad wife" where people pretend that the premise of it isn't entirely sexual in nature. The only people there that aren't taking part in the sex are people that got baited and won't be returning and uglies trying to group up with people far more attractive than them.
>>727699640For real, it is really expansive and open ended game for its time. It is almost feels like a precursor to open world RPGs at times.
>>727696175>Class ChildWhat did they mean by this?
How come there are no medieval datesims?
>>727691920I think all social events are like this
>>727707382Crusader Kings is right there.
>>727707382>The Lea Seydoux woman-at-arms on the left
>>727707382You can tell this was deliberately designed with them knowing everyone would go for the peasant
>>727707653based connoisseur
>>727691823? you got tricked into buying woke slop
>>727691920Anon...Renassaince faires, vidya and otaku cons, are literally just swinger parties for nerds.I've gotten laid more by cosplaying than using tinder.
>>727687851only ai can give infinite fun with wenches. or skyrim, but the engine is fucking old
>>727691393KINGdom COME
>>727687851>medieval game with wenches>posts some HAPA
>>727705224Beyond based.
>>727707382>Medieval date sim>You live in a tiny village so you have only one choice: Club-footed Dagmar the swan-strangler's daughter.>There is no dating: you are simply informed by your parents that you are to be wed.
>>727688832>>tfw I realize I will never experience it in real life, and there's barely even any smut of it>barely any smut of itThis one's just for you anon. Each and every single title in this pic is from the 90's, and is a full length feature film based on Ye OLDE style (17th, 18th, 19th century, or medieval) porn.
>>727707382meet n fuck kingdom
>>727708645Perfect.
>>727708809Part 2 (1980's)
>>727708809>>727709598Part 3 (2000's)
>>727708809
>>727699097Perhaps not full blown "drip candle wax on my nipples mommy" subs, but are you going to pretend like most men wouldn't prefer the woman to take the initiative for once? It's every man's fantasy to be serviced by women since in reality it's always the other way around.
Anyone have the meme of the ideal male fantasy and it's a rough and tough male being comforted by a motherly girl who says, "It's okay."
>>727699097Men find strong and capable women highly attractive. A woman being as strong/stronger or as capable/more capable than a man is extremely attractive.I mean, are you telling me you want weak offspring?
>>727704169There's whores you can fuck that dress similar, so yeah.
>>727710625>the drag into the pinwew
>>727710625Sadly if that were the case then the vast majority of women wouldn't be so indecisive and weak and useless
>>727710025 Based anon archeologist unearthing long-lost smut from the ancient scrolls. Genuinely feels like we need a Smithsonian wing dedicated to vintage historical porn at this point. Real culture, not this AI-generated wax museum tier garbage.
>>727691823It's very interesting that KCD2 is like the perfect game for /v/ but just because of blacks and optional gay stuff, they completely hate it.
>>727691823The brain damage is ironically what allows you to enjoy it
>>727692095if only
>>727710625
>>727690741Yeah? Hence the slash between them.
>>727711104weak men breed weak woman, creating weak societies. this isnt hard to simulate in your mind
>>727691337>>727690741>niggaStop pretending you are a nigger.You zoomies will never be black.
>>727688832>go to a classic car show in a park>place is filled with beautiful old cars>also dozens of young women dressed in olde time dresses for some reasonI was in heaven
>>727690943It's supposed to be an obvious AI prompt you potato.
>>727711785Weak women reproduce more than strong women because strong women are more likely to be self-assured and reject suitors or resist rape. This will always be the case
>>727708809>>727709598>>727709737Got a mega?
>>727712487no such thing as a strong woman. Even a strong woman is only as strong as a below average man, barring modern day steroid fuckery. This is why a bunch of teenagers beat the US women soccer team.
>>727712654And the reason it is that way is because in humanity's formative years, strong women didn't reproduce. Many animals have far less pronounced sexual dimorphism
>>727712990in humanity formative year all women because rape
I love watching them clean
>>727713203>you will never be a viking age nordic chud who could buy english women off the market
>>727713203Sauce?
>>727713573Looks like she is scrubbing with water, not sauce.
>>727713429There is an Anglo-Saxon chronicle seething about Anglo-Saxon women allegedly submitting as Norsemen's concubines voluntarily instead of marrying good Christian Anglo-Saxon men.
>>727713573beowulf. A very mangled adaptation of the poem featuring a modern angelica jolie in high heel for some fucking reason.
>>727713658I know that film.Damn, guess I'll have to watch it, now.
>>727713718Its not worth it.
>>727708809>>727709598>>727709737Here's a listing of the same genre, but with interracial scenes. I keep them separated. Since I know some of you might be into that.>>727712648Sorry, no. If I did, it would be roughly 75 gb's. Just a collection I've built up over the years.
>>727710625Only emasculated cunts and submissive faggots think that.>>727711495How is it possible for a man to be that weak? I wonder if he's killed himself after that humiliation.
>>727713203is that fucking shrek
>>727689809Ohnononono
>>727713889T. Found the over-compensating Russian manlet.
>>727690286>the guildYou just reminded me what a rip off the guild 3 was and that we will never ever ever have a modern guild 2.
>>727714191try saelig
>>727713651Probably because at the time, the norsemen were very rich and well fed and from all the raiding. They would've preferred to have been concubines, getting long-boat dickings, than living in foggy, overcast, rainy, shitty england, stacking mud, waiting to be pillaged.
>>727714270to be fair that's norman england. saxon england was relatively rich because they had a central government on par with rome.
>>727713651>"The Danes [...] made themselves too acceptable to English women by their elegant manners and their care of their persons. They combed their hair daily, according to the custom of their country, and took a bath every Saturday, and even changed their clothes frequently [...] By such frivolous devices they undermined the virtue of many married women and persuaded the daughters even of the nobles to be their concubines."Kek, they literally just took a bath once a week and combed their hair.
>>727705631turns out, everything in life is sex
>>727712990It has nothing to do with humanity. That shit happened tens or hundreds of millions of years earlier, considering that the male being stronger is just the default for the vast majority of mammals. The very few species that ended up with stronger and bigger females gained those traits after males had already become the stronger gender, and were a divergence, and there's a reason they're so few in number. It's an anomaly that resulted from very specific and narrow environments.
>>727713854What about the fantasy ones?
>>727705631Most people go to the Renaissance Fair to engage in a fun theme-park-esque attraction...
>>727714191Pray Guild 4 will be good.
>>727691215Audio version?
>>727714425That, and they were taller and stronger, due to having a high protein diet.>danesI've always found that a bit odd, when people call the English Anglo-Saxons. The Angels and Saxons were Danish and German tribes, who settled in England a few hundred years before the Vikings arrived, and I've always found the term very strange. Why would the English (and later the Americans) define their English culture by referring to themselves as their Danish-German conquerors, whose genetic heritage was most likely watered out over the years by mixing with the local English.Also, the term Danes is a bit odd, given that a huge proportion of the bigger and stronger Vikings who went west were Norwegians, as were the ones who ended up ruling Normandie, and who later conquered England.
>>727710996>Only scratch marks on the ground remained after the brutish cave woman dragged the poor man away, never to be seen again.
>>727714425>took a bath once a weekimagine the smell
>>727714153For a second it looked like she was just going to take him back home with her.
>>727714252Is it actually any good? I've seen a lot of early access games like this that never really deliver, they're fun for a few hours then they just get repetitive and boring once you figure out there's no point or challenge in carrying on, Medieval Dynasty was really bad for that and it looks similar.>>727714828Didn't know they were making it, seems to be different devs from 3 so maybe it will be the answer to our prayers. Problem with 2 is that actually working your way up so high just got tedious, the best parts were at the start of the game.
>>727691215
>>727688928Everyone with taste has always found large tits attractive, if they weren't as large as they are now, they at least found the largest buds attractive that they had.
>>727714686Still sorting those, but straight fantasy is hard to come by. There's a few, like Pirates 2, Dream Quest by Wicked, Eternity also by Wicked, The Craving also by Wicked, Die Schöne und das Biest (2000), and To Love A Ghost - 2001.I would also recommend Bare Maidens. They have really good high quality medieval-styled porn.
>>727714153Russians are faggots, so go fuck yourself.I used to spar with the woman who'd later become the boxing champion of the world, and I think she held the title for over a decade. I had no background in boxing and never even had an amateur fight (I did kyokushin for a few years and a little bit of kickboxing, before I started boxing as a hobby), but she still didn't stand a chance. You just used your superior strength and speed, and even then, you'd hold back, given that it was a sparring match against a woman. Of course, this didn't involve any grappling, but that wouldn't have made any difference.That said, all credit to her. She specifically asked for male sparring partners, because the female ones were useless, and I respect that. That doesn't mean I'm going to pretend that women stand a chance against men, though.
>>727715094>American>English cultureAmerican culture is an English/German mix, with some sprinklings of French. Why do you think all of our beer has German names?
>>727712024I know, but is it supposed to be based on a character from the game or literally just a random prompt of a medieval woman with boobs? Because I can't find anything like that in kingmakers at all
>>727715642If you don't find strong women attractive, you're a faggot, even worse, you're a beta male faggot.
>>727687851I NEED MORE ANON PLS
>>727707382Your best bet is Bannerlord with lewd mods unironically. Only problem is dumbass turk devs keep trying to kill the game
Evenicle? Rance? There are loads of VNs.
>>727715094>Also, the term Danes is a bit odd, given that a huge proportion of the bigger and stronger Vikings who went west were Norwegians, as were the ones who ended up ruling Normandie, and who later conquered England.It comes from The Danelaw, which is what Norse controlled and Norse settled areas of Britain were called. The Norwegians also called their laws Danish laws. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danelaw
>>727715094The Angles weren't Danish. The Jutland peninsula was inhabited by the Ingvaeonic Germans which the Anglo-Saxons were part of until the Danes started migrating into it. Yes, Denmark is rightful German clay.>why identify themselves as Englishbecause they are the English, by culture if not by genetics. The island is called Britain and the native inhabitants are called the Britons. Only the area controlled by the Anglo-Saxons is called England, which is named after the Angles.
>>727716104Forgot the picture.
>>727715825That's the kind of projection I'd expect from an emasculated faggot.
>>727713889>How is it possible for a man to be that weak? I wonder if he's killed himself after that humiliation.Are you the fat bitch that was posting here last night? The morbidly obese one? Because if so, you're not just weaker than both of those people, you're weaker than the average human. Being fat = being weak, period.
>>727716245I'm married and have a kid, you have nothing. The only one emasculated here is you and your genetic-dead-end ass, lmao. But please, continue, LARP to me some more about how you sparred with the female boxing champion, retard.
>>727716245>I can't bear seeing a strong woman or I'll feel emasculated!What a self-report, lol
>>727716128I said "Danish and German tribes", retard.The point was that the Angles and Saxons only conquered and settled a small part of south-western England, so it's strange that the English define themselves and their culture by some tribes from Germany and Denmark that invaded them a millennium and a half ago. They might as well call themselves Danish-Norwegian-Normans by that logic.
>>727716065This
>>727716104It didn't really come from Danelaw. Danelaw and Danegeld came from the term "Dane" to begin with, not the other way around, though Danes did become sort of a collective term for Vikings or Scandinavians.You have the reverse situation in Normandie. Norman literally just means northman, and the modern term for a Norwegian in Norwegian is "Nordmann". There were still a lot of Danes in Normandie, though, even if Rollo was Norwegian.
best girl
>>727716487>>727716604Look at you projecting faggots who want to be with men, and who sexualize male traits. Not only men, but beefy men.
>>727714608is gardening sex
>>727687851People back then never used to shower or bathe. No thank you.
Any medieval wegs?
>>727717718This has been deboonked
>>727718152Stop deboonking, chud.
>>727716385>Are you the fat bitch that was posting here last night?What the fuck are you talking about, faggot?>Being fat = being weakWell, that's not really true. A lot of strongmen are fat, but that usually implies heavy steroid use and specializing in lifting shit. That wouldn't really translate to fighting, with a handful of exceptions, but even then, they'd destroy any woman in a fight.As for myself, I lift 4 times a week and hike 3 or more times a week with a backpack, while also watching my diet, so no, I'm not fat. I don't do martial arts, boxing or combat sports anymore, aside from hitting the heavy bag, and sparring a bit for fun on very rare occasions.
>>727716065>>727716754Any suggestions?
>>727718456>Hot Butter>Vbody or the standard nude mod if you don't mind flat nips>extended character sliders for hour glass figures and bigger tits/ass>reroll back to around 1.2.8 - 1.2.10 with accompanying versions from above for consistencyExpect crashes and corrupt saves but it works for the most part. You can use the event chain mods on LL but the DAZshit level pics leaves much to be desired due to it being female centric. At best you can run through daily humiliation rituals as a male because you got caught by a bunch of peasants mid raid that alternate between tying you to trees, working you to death in the fields to putting hexes on your immortal soul.
>>727715825>those trapsroids, next
>>727719218It's more the delts than the traps, but yeah.
>>727719358sorry, I'm drunk, but it's obvious
>>727708936
>>727719449>I'm drunkSo am I, but who isn't on a Saturday?
>>727719653/v/ because we only drink water around these parts.
>>727688832From one zoomzoom to the next, you don't need to call everything a fetish nigger
>>727687851I thought there would be wenchew in Ash and Steel but there are hardly any women in it at all! All of them are all bundled up, even the brothel girls. Its very disappointing.
>>727716245
>>727717343DQ knows what we want
Who's the chick in Kingdom Come that wears the yellow shirt? She's in the commercial.
>>727719754Oh shit, this is /v/? No wonder there are so many faggots around.
>>727689809>She has LARGE.... tracks of land
>>727717813>someone else remembers QFG4>someone else remembers KatrinaBest girl.
>>727719045Thanks.
>>727692095It's Musa's
How does it feel knowing KCD was the last Western game that would bother making attractive Medieval women. I'm with >>727688832 where this shit is incredible but only the fucking Japanese does it anymore.
>>727720732Probably a random bath house girl.
>>727692095Sadly, not. She's merely pretending.
>>727715825Muscle cowMuscle cowGive me muscle milkyRIGHT NOW
How did this become a muscle girl thread?
>>727691773>>727691930>>727692357>Was re-watching A knight's tale and realized he was one of William's "squires"
>>727721804>only the fucking Japanese does it anymore.In which games?
>>727700336>tfw 6'3"/192cm>Have a fetish for taller womenSuffering, but I did meet two. Unfortunately both married. One was a redhead with fat freckled tits.Short bros have a different hell with women being retarded about male height but at least have better odds in finding a taller woman.
>KINGSLAYER! GET IN HERE.>We're posting medieval vidya gfs. Who was your first? Not counting hags.
>>727691920>>727708245this
>>727715825>That run>Imagining the loud thumping as she would run into may arms when I came home>imagining the creaking and weight displacement as she sits on our bed waiting for welcome home snu snu>Breaking the bed midway through and laughing about it.Man...I need to go to a gym
>>727695730>HUNGERHuh seems cool, like Hunt Showdown but fantasy and set in the 1700s. And it has cute girls with big tits? Might be good
>>727724365I mean but not really. They have an easier time by the merit most women taller than them are still shorter than guys. So they're mostly just gonna go for the taller guys. Meanwhile you can probably easily find a chick who's like 5'11 and get her some 6 inch heels.
>>727725017>Cheating with shoesNo she's gotta mog me naturally. This is my personal hell.
>>727691215>Suck, my lovePresent me with fone bare breast paired with these words and it'd be like activating the Wintit Soldier.
>>727691215>Cuck hornsWhat did he mean by this?
>>727725727>see horns>immediately think of cuckoldrywhy are brown boys like this
>>727717354>having good genetics is sexualizing male traitsDude, you sound like a closeted homosexual.
bros I read some article that one of the french kings (the one jeanne busted her ass for) ended up marrying some total whore who wore dresses that showed her whole titties. is this real or some kind of fake coomer history?also my favorite wench titties were the elf from the d&d themed diablo clone.
>>727714871https://www.tiktok.com/@callmebelly/video/7497839212113202474
>>727725863Answer the question
>>727707382Closest thing I can think of
>>727726216>absolute best art on par with milky touch if not better>glacial dev pace and often cringy dialoguemonkey paw game
For me it's old western saloon girlsSo fucking lame how they made the red dead protags volcels who wont fuck the whores
>>727691823>>727711174You can't even romance women in KCD2, only casual sex. The ONLY romance option in the game is Hans.
>>727724452>first medievalprobably a 'character' from Civ 5
>>727692317>>727694314Daily reminder that you're a retard who doesn't know what women actually want.Women like a man who can protect them, and also be vulnerable privately. They like assertive men in public, but privately, they engage in all kinds of S&M practice. You're turbo-virgins who have never had sex. I bet you also think women hate having their pussies licked too, lmao.
>>727687851from what trailer is that pic even from? i can't find any cinematics for kingmaker
>>727726391Back from my dinner break. I have a special Christmas present for you too, anon, as I gave the medieval fetishist his own library to search for.Here's my archive of Western pornos, from the 80's, 90's, and 2000's, each one being feature-length.
>>727727040NOTE - A few of these are merely "country-styled" taking place on a farm, or in the rural countryside.
>>727727040based coomer librarian
>>727727190It's a hobby. Least I could do is spread awareness for what I've found.
>>727727507>3.16TB
>>727691920Reminder that your puritan ancestors got mass roped in europe and the survivors had to flee to a new continent, thats how unfit your bloodline is to have an opinion.
would this be considered a "front butt"?
>>727727696That's only half of my collection. I've got the other half spread over some other externals. All of it primarily feature-length, studio quality softcore and hardcore porn.
>>727708245>I've gotten laid more by cosplaying than using tinder.proof?
>>727688832You get a girlfriend and you get her to put on Victorian style clothing. It's not difficult you fucking retard.How the fuck do you niggers dress yourselves with this level of braindead thinking you display?
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>>727698529this was all the rage in the 2010sdunno where they went now but they're physically around still
>>727723345What a weak cunt.What's the point of looking like that if you're weaker than a teenage boy?
>>727690626Ive been sleeping on Medieval fests. I should to one next year
>>727728016Let me highlight it in case you do not understand how unfit you are to be having opinions as a puritancel. Europe was at each other's throats, no EU stuff back then, literally killing each other, yet they all were of the opinion that puritancels should be mass roped. Your ancestors couldnt find a single spot of safe haven in an entire continent where everyone was a contrarian to to his enemies so you would assume that if they were denied by one they would be accepted by the other, but no all were so unanimous that your ancestors should be mass roped that they had to flee to a new off the maps continent. Do you now understand how unfit is your puritancel bloodline to be having opinions?
>>727725954You want to get fucked by a man, you revolting faggot.I just want a woman to be feminine.
>>727728428Holy shit was that a Stuart?
>>727728664>EW, YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A GIRL? YOU WANT GAY SEX WITH MENYup, completely closeted homosexual. Called it. Nailed it.
>>727727040>>727727507>>727728140Bro about to start the Library of Suspended Congress
