And I... am... Samus
>>727690195.
>>727690491Kek. OP blown the fuck out. Here enjoy some nice seasoning for your dying thread OP you dumb faggot.
I am Steven
>>727691242Nintendo is not your friend.
God I WISH I were Samus....
>>727691307>>727691363>he bumped his dying shitpost from his phoneoh NONONONO ahahaahahahaha this nigga's retarded
>>727691363Your culture war isn’t my problem. If a game is fun I’ll play it.
>>727690195I... am... Mario
>>727690195
>>727691307I'm so sorry.
>I am Buzz Lightyear! Pretty epic moment.
>>727690195This is everything...
>>727690195tendo has domesticated the perfect consoomer lmao
I... Am... All Of Me
>>727691307
what an epic gamer moment, I'm now purchasing this game directly from Nintendo!
>>727690195Fat, obese hands tweeted this.
sure smells like HRT here>>727690491>>727691242
>>727690491>4 people sitting around playing a single player game>a game that used to have the atmosphere of being a solo adventurer exploring a hostile alien environment all alone. No support. No chance of back up. Eerie otherworldly music. Peaceful serene stillness broken by violent alien attacks.>juxtapose that with "Are you THE Samus Aran!? Can I have your autograph!?!?">add in current year empty open world bland desert sand areas with out of place traversal methods. In contrast with the more detailed set pieces of previous games.>corporate apologist still can't help but make the case for itNo thanks. I think I'm content to just have "fun" replaying my favorite old titles. Swap the screeching "i am silly" angry guy with the players and have the players replaying the better old games, and have YOU getting mad that people aren't having the new shit.
>>727695827>I am Buzz Lighye-ACK
My name is Samus. Samus is my name. That is the only name you’ll hear. I am the one who walks behind you. I am the footsteps at your back. I am the woman beside you. Look out! I am all around you. Samus! I am the end and the death
>>727690195>I am Sa-ACK!
Pretty epic moment.So glad I bought a switch 2.
>>727690195Quit yapping and post zero suit already.
>>727703230>Quit yapping and post zero suit already.
>>727691307What's going on, Steven?